Obama on the spill: “I can’t suck it up with a straw”

posted at 6:00 pm on June 11, 2010 by Allahpundit

Via WaPo, a week that began with a stupid soundbite ends with an even stupider one. Skip ahead to 3:00 for presidential oratorical glory. This really is the new meme among his supporters, believe it or not, per the fact that the video below comes from the White House itself: Not only shouldn’t our global messiah be expected to plug the damn hole — he’s not Superman, people! — but evidently he shouldn’t be expected to find out if there’s any containment boom sitting in a warehouse somewhere waiting to be used either. What he’s supposed to do, apparently, is go around reminding people why he’s really not to blame. I’ll say this for him: He’s awfully good at that, at least.

The latest upgraded estimate: As much as 2.1 million gallons of oil could be leaking each day for a possible grand total thus far of 100 million gallons in the gulf. Exxon Valdez was 11 million gallons; the worst spill in history, the Ixtoc rig in Mexico, was 140 million (over 10 months). Three more weeks and we’re there.

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well maybe your f**king UNICORN can suck it up!

How about just suspending the “Jones Act”???

How about just telling the Army Corps of Engineers to do what Governor Jindal says??/

How about f**king RESIGNING you moron!!!!

Justrand on June 11, 2010 at 10:19 PM

It is so evident that Obama is incredibly under-qualified .

CWforFreedom on June 11, 2010 at 10:26 PM

Yes, Dingbat, I was thinking myself about a great legal mind and prosecutor that I’m sure many of us know about here, that is Andrew McCarthy, who just wrote a book about the Left and Jihad.

I read many of his articles at National Review online and I think he is really brilliant. I would like Andy McCarthy and Rudy Guiliani to put on their prosecutors teeth and SIC’EM!

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 10:19 PM

Coincidently tigerlily, we happened to have interviewed Andrew McCarthy just this morning. And yes, he was brilliant. Here is the link if you want to check it out:

DarkKnight3565 on June 11, 2010 at 10:31 PM

DarkKnight3565 on June 11, 2010 at 10:33 PM

sorry…one more time!

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/aacons/2010/06/11/interview-with-andrew-mccarthy

DarkKnight3565 on June 11, 2010 at 10:33 PM

Cody, Winebabe and fellow HotAirians:

obama is guilty of failure or refusal to fulfill the duties of Office,
criminal negligence,
dereliction of duty,
failure to call a state of emergency, crimes against the environment (a poster above listed laws in the killing of wildlife),
failure to initiate procedures mandated by law, including by the Oil Protection Act in the event of a spill:

The Oil Protection Act, among other things, amended Section 311 of the federal Clean Water Act.
Section 311 specifies that:
(A) If a discharge, or a substantial threat of a discharge, of oil or a hazardous substance from a vessel, offshore facility, or onshore facility is of such a size or character as to be a substantial threat to the public health or welfare of the United States (including but not limited to fish, shellfish, wildlife, other natural resources, and the public and private beaches and shorelines of the United States), the President shall direct all Federal, State, and private actions to remove the discharge or to mitigate or prevent the threat of the discharge;

I’m sure I’m missing a whole lot more. Any other HotAirians with high crimes and misdemeanors to add to the list.

We should have his man’s job on a platter and right now.

IMPEACH-REMOVE-IMPRISON-BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 10:35 PM

I don’t know. In one of his fourteen autobiographies didn’t Obambi talk about his prodigious snorting years? Like Chevy Chase in “Modern Problems,” he could just snort the whole spill and look at the camera and say, “Ahh, HA-HA-HA…I LIKEEEEEE it!”

PD Quig on June 11, 2010 at 10:35 PM

Coincidently tigerlily, we happened to have interviewed Andrew McCarthy just this morning. And yes, he was brilliant. Here is the link if you want to check it out:

DarkKnight3565 on June 11, 2010 at 10:31 PM

DarkKnight, I will definately check out the McCarthy interview. Is there any way that one could email him to ask his expert opinion on what obama is doing to the Gulf and the best way to go about calling for obama’s removal? I checked National Review but they don’t have an email for him.

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 10:38 PM

After this dufus, one would think a hard-left liberal democrat would never be elected to the office of President in 50-100 years or more. But sadly, I have my doubts.

RedbonePro on June 11, 2010 at 10:39 PM

I don’t know. In one of his fourteen autobiographies didn’t Obambi talk about his prodigious snorting years? Like Chevy Chase in “Modern Problems,” he could just snort the whole spill and look at the camera and say, “Ahh, HA-HA-HA…I LIKEEEEEE it!”

PD Quig on June 11, 2010 at 10:35 PM

That’s another thing. obama looks like hell. matchstick frame, deep lines, circles under his hard, empty eyes.
Doc told him already to cut back on the drink.
Yes, he’s drinking, but he’s also living too well to look so haggard. He certainly is not working or worrying as would a normal person/president. No, he is enjoying the success of his destruction. So much so, that I think he’s definately cocky enough and he’s been druggin it up. He’s so cool.

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 10:42 PM

He makes it about him.

Then gets furious about it.

aquaviva on June 11, 2010 at 10:43 PM

No. Still, you DO suck!

Star20 on June 11, 2010 at 10:47 PM

That giant sucking sound you hear….

agmartin on June 11, 2010 at 10:54 PM

P.S. If I hear o’reilly plaintively and agressively ask his guests “but what can obama do about the spill, it’s not his fault”, one more time, I’ll…I’ll…well, it just beggars the imagination that o’reilly could still be number one in ratings.

Because he is so devoted to obama and the interview that he will never again get with him, he’s missing the story of the century, the destruction of the planet by barry hussein, who had and has every possible means of containg the spill as well as the help of seventeen nations, and has managed to sabotage it all, without a peep about impeachment from even the conservatives, who seem to know how to let a crisis go to waste. The only one trying to start the ball rolling is Sarah. If you read between the lines she is calling him a complete and utter disaster.
She can’t personally call for his impeachment because it would allow him to slide away by making it all about her. the msm would love it. But she is telling us to stop making jokes and starting making indictments.

Anyway, I love my dvd. I only watch about five minutes of oreilly and that’s when he has Morris or Ingrahm on. I cannot stand his creepy and gratuitous stories about naked coeds or any of the multitude of salacious half naked photos attached to the non-stories that he conveniently finds to “report”. I think he is a water carrier for berri and he is a little bit pervy, too.

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 10:54 PM

100 million gallons of oil oozed all over the Gulf and likely, eventually, up into the Atlantic Ocean (from there, globally — it’s a huge amount of oil)…

and Barack Obama continues to make this “event” about himself?

He most definitely displays all the bad character of a junkie: substance abuser and psychological user.

Lourdes on June 11, 2010 at 11:00 PM

Hmmm trolls avoid this thread and jump on the Palin thread to repeat lines from SNL. Hmmmm

CWforFreedom on June 11, 2010 at 11:20 PM

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 10:35 PM

This won’t make you feel any better, but it might help to understand why BO is, well, what he is:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/06/a_shrink_asks_whats_wrong_with.html

This writer is a psychiatrist and former Leftie. Whatever one thinks about second hand analysis, she/he does make some interesting observations about the influences in BO’s life particularly Frank Marshall Davis. In doing my research some years ago prior to the 2008 election this was one of the most disturbing relationships to me. There were others, for sure, but I understand your concerns because I have felt the same way for nearly two years.

Make no mistake. We’re going to get through this.

Cody1991 on June 11, 2010 at 11:20 PM

“I can’t suck it up with a straw.”

No, but you can suck it up with free oil skimmers donated by the Dutch.

If you don’t send them away, I mean.

Noel on June 11, 2010 at 11:28 PM

Then snort it up.

andycanuck on June 11, 2010 at 11:29 PM

I can’t understand why a community organizer can’t get this done. You see a problem, you analyze the problem, you find someone who should be responsible for the problem, you demonize them and get public opinion against them forcing them to spend money to solve the problem. That’s what community organizers do. Why didn’t that work?

I say, once again, not once did I see the President of the United States say to BP, is there anything we can do to help?

bflat879 on June 11, 2010 at 11:30 PM

Look, he was literally sold to us as a superman and new kind of politician, deal with it big guy thats what lowering the oceans and healing the planet is all about.

Sharr on June 11, 2010 at 11:45 PM

Cody1991 on June 11, 2010 at 11:20 PM

Yes, I also researched Frank Marshall Davis and was horrified at the fact that obama called this pedophile/published pornographer his “mentor”, from the age of 10-18. I think he was definately molested by Davis.
obama is a head case who found his place with the worst type of people one can find: marxist-maoist-communists.

I would feel sorry for him, but not while he’s literally trying to destroy the nation and all of us with it; not to mention the millions of unborn babies that he has and is helping to destroy.

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 11:48 PM

UGGGG I live in South LA, the Gulf is 27 miles as the crow fly’s from me. This idiot on this (as most…OK all) issues makes me sick.

Teleycoman on June 11, 2010 at 11:51 PM

obama is a head case who found his place with the worst type of people one can find: marxist-maoist-communists.

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 11:48 PM

Calling Obama a head case is being too kind, Tigerlily. The man’s a flat-out lunatic. His destruction and fall from grace will be mighty to behold.

GrannyDee on June 11, 2010 at 11:54 PM

Sorry, HA. For some reason I’m not using the “strong, quote” buttons correctly tonight.

Really. Must. Use. Preview.

GrannyDee on June 11, 2010 at 11:56 PM

“I can’t suck it up with a straw.”

No, but you can suck it up with free oil skimmers donated by the Dutch.

If you don’t send them away, I mean.

Noel on June 11, 2010 at 11:28 PM

+1000000000

Let’s bring this picture into focus for the impeachment, shall we?

Failure to waive the Jones Act which would have allowed fifty Dutch tankers to skim the oil and seventeen other nations to also send ships and equipment.

Failure to follow and violation of the acts required of the president in the event of an oil spill as outlined in the Oil Protection Act as well as (to be researched for future reference) scores of other federal laws regarding the environment and environmental emergencies.

Failure to declare a State of Emergency

Failure to provide Navy, Army Corps of Engineers and waive all laws which would prevent the building of sand barriers

Failure to allow in situ burn with first 48 hours of spill

Failure to allow booms to be placed

EVERYTHING THAT HAS GONE WRONG IN THE GULF REGARDING CLEANUP IS 100% ON OBAMA – HE AND OUR LAW SAY SO.

He is criminally negligent and has sabotaged the Gulf and the planet through failure or refusal to act and direct blockage of aid through the federal agencies of which he is CEO. THE BUCK STOPS WITH BERRI – DO NOT LET HIM TALK, NOR SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THE FAILURE OF THAD ALLEN OR ANYONE ELSE – OBAMA SAID HE WAS RESPONSIBLE, NOW HE CAN SUCK UP EVERY CONSEQUENCE OF THAT – THROUGH PRISON BARS.

By the way, in addition to immpeachment, why don’t we hoist berri on his own United Nations patard? He should be tried in international court for crimes against the planet for refusing to contain and control the spill. Who knows where the tides will take it. Also, the output of oil is double what we have been told so far. Next we hear it will be quadruple. We have not even begun to see the nightmare unfold. This could have nuclear fallout type repurcussions.

IMPEACH-REMOVE-IMPRISON-NOW

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 12:02 AM

Hmmmm.

Amazingly enough from all accounts Obama sucked as a community organizer.

Badum-bump. Try the fish, I’ll be here all week folks!

memomachine on June 12, 2010 at 12:03 AM

agreed, GrannyDee.

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 12:04 AM

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 11:48 PM

Yes. He’s a mental mess. His upbringing was something he couldn’t control, but he should never have been elected. He wasn’t qualified based on his lack of achievement and experience, but we are now seeing the results of his upbringing. He simply cannot cope. There’s no point in all the endless articles we’re seeing advising him to do a variety of things or encouraging him to be something different.

He can’t do it.

On a different note, please take care of yourself, OK? I really understand how you feel. In fact, I hit a low point last Friday. This isn’t terribly new because prior to the 2008 elections I felt this horrible sense of dread. But we’re going to get through it. Things turn slowly, and it takes people time to realize what the rest of us saw long ago.

Cody1991 on June 12, 2010 at 12:04 AM

Resident KickAss
No balls has
Can’t suck it up with a straw
Holding high is jaw
Badly needing some class

Schadenfreude on June 12, 2010 at 12:26 AM

Correction – s/b “his jaw”.

Resident KickAss
No balls has
Can’t suck it up with a straw
Holding high his jaw
Badly needing some class

Schadenfreude on June 12, 2010 at 12:29 AM

“Even though I am President of the United States my powers are not limitless.”

Did Obumble just say he can’t wonk on water?

Dr. Charles G. Waugh on June 12, 2010 at 12:39 AM

Why can’t I just eat my waffle?

Django on June 12, 2010 at 12:39 AM

Cody1991 on June 12, 2010 at 12:04 AM

Many thanks for your kind words, Cody. It’s great to know that others feel/know the same things about such a grave situation. I think we can get through it, but I still think that unless we put the unborn front and center, we won’t have God’s help. In other words, when the scourge of abortion is ended (tea party should demand a Henry Hyde Human Life Amendment)the scourge of the Left will be ended along with it.

You take care too, Cody, and God bless.

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 12:43 AM

Obama to POLITICO: GOP shares the blame for spill

In a 36-minute interview with Politico on Friday, derLeader blames the GOP and the Tea Party. No where…no where in this interview…does he assume any responsibility for the total mismanagement by the WH of the oil spill.

God help us.

GrannyDee on June 12, 2010 at 12:46 AM

He’s really not very good at this, is he?

Asher on June 12, 2010 at 12:46 AM

You take care too, Cody, and God bless.

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 12:43 AM

Many blessings to you, tigerlily. I’m going to call it an evening, get some rest and think about things that make me happy…. like the garden I must tend to tomorrow.

Have a good rest and a great weekend.

Cody1991 on June 12, 2010 at 12:52 AM

I agree with tigerlily and DarkKnight’s drug references. I think Michelle has some weeds growing in her garden. The next WH party will be a Willie Nelson concert.

HellCat on June 12, 2010 at 12:59 AM

GrannyDee on June 12, 2010 at 12:46 AM

That column is really amazing. He imagines a scenario that never took place in Congress and then said that if it had occurred then certain members of Congress would have acted a certain way and been culpable for the spill. Is that weird or what? It’s incredible a president would say such a thing.

And this quote Politico has under the photo is a total lie: In an interview, Obama says some members of Congress share some of the blame for the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. How can they share blame for a scenario that Obama made up?

He also blames the media.

This guy is falling apart.

INC on June 12, 2010 at 1:04 AM

Many blessings to you, tigerlily. I’m going to call it an evening, get some rest and think about things that make me happy…. like the garden I must tend to tomorrow.

Have a good rest and a great weekend.

Cody1991 on June 12, 2010 at 12:52 AM

Funny you should mention that. I’m into growing flowers everywhere this year. They do cheer one up and it’s a reminder of God’s beauty. btw Cody, if you see this (or anyone else), can you recommend a good overall bug spray so that the bugs (don’t know what kind but they seem to be on all the different kinds of flowers) stop eating holes in the leaves of my flowers?

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 1:06 AM

I agree with tigerlily and DarkKnight’s drug references. I think Michelle has some weeds growing in her garden. The next WH party will be a Willie Nelson concert.

HellCat on June 12, 2010 at 12:59 AM

Yeah. He’s druggin’ fo’ sho’.

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 1:08 AM

I can’t suck it up with a straw”

Gee, Barack, if you need a straw, why didn’t you say so? I’ll send you one.

We all know you suck mightily, so the straw must be all you need.

On a serious note; Why don’t you let them USE straw, hay, etc. to soak up the oil. It works well, and is environmentally friendly.

Of course that was a rhetorical question; I know why you won’t allow any of the effective methods of cleanup and containment. You WANT this to be a continuing disaster, to help advance your MauMaoist agenda.

LegendHasIt on June 12, 2010 at 1:10 AM

Obama is so lame that he needs Jesus to help him get on his own two feet.

SilentWatcher on June 12, 2010 at 1:15 AM

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 1:06 AM

I was just getting ready to close the computer down, but I was listening to John Derbyshire. What kind of flowers are they? Certain flowers like Hollyhocks get a fungus. It might be something plant specific, or it could be something more general.

Cody1991 on June 12, 2010 at 1:16 AM

tiger,
An organic solution is to spray soapy water on the leaves (early morning or evening). Although, it does not last long if you get bunches of rain. Marigolds also help to keep bugs away.
Good night, sleep tight and don’t let the bed bugs bite because I don’t know a cure for bed bugs.

HellCat on June 12, 2010 at 1:22 AM

Tiger,

Here’s an organic solution somewhat similar to HellCat’s suggestion: http://www.shelterpop.com/2008/03/11/gardening-guide-homemade-bug-repellent-remedies-and-recipes/

I have used cayenne pepper solutions myself with some success. Often, as HellCat says, a soapy solution (perhaps Ivory) will work.

If you want something else, Ortho makes a number of products. Pretty standard stuff to be found in any garden store.

Cody1991 on June 12, 2010 at 1:30 AM

p.s. TL, Listen to 55krc’s In the Garden with Ron Wilson from 6-9am EST Saturdays, if you will be able to get up in about 4 1/2 hours.

HellCat on June 12, 2010 at 1:32 AM

It’s pretty much eating holes in all my flower varieties.
I’ll try your tips. Thanks, y’all.

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 1:35 AM

Good night, sleep tight and don’t let the bed bugs bite because I don’t know a cure for bed bugs.

HellCat on June 12, 2010 at 1:22 AM

Heat the infested room to 140 degrees Fahrenheit, until all the contents are fully heated. All the bed bugs, in all stages of the life cycle will be killed.

Slowburn on June 12, 2010 at 1:53 AM

It’s pretty much eating holes in all my flower varieties.
I’ll try your tips. Thanks, y’all.

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 1:35 AM

Try neem based products against aphids
http://pods.dasnr.okstate.edu/docushare/dsweb/Get/Document-1317/F-7313web.pdf
Commercially FDA approved are :

The following
were listed: Amvac AZA,™ Azatin® 4.5WP, Azatin
XL, Azatin EC, Margosan-O, Neem, Superneem 4.5,
Fortune AZA 3%, and DAZA.

http://www.clearychemical.com/support/horttalk/horttalkvol2.pdf

AZA based products are effective in smaller doses but may need repeated applications sometimes

macncheez on June 12, 2010 at 1:57 AM

Thanks mac. May one thousand flowers bloom!

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 2:04 AM

GrannyDee on June 12, 2010 at 12:46 AM

That column is really amazing. He imagines a scenario that never took place in Congress and then said that if it had occurred then certain members of Congress would have acted a certain way and been culpable for the spill. Is that weird or what? It’s incredible a president would say such a thing.

And this quote Politico has under the photo is a total lie: In an interview, Obama says some members of Congress share some of the blame for the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. How can they share blame for a scenario that Obama made up?

He also blames the media.

This guy is falling apart.

INC on June 12, 2010 at 1:04 AM

Agree 100%.

That is a very strange and amazing column, in a bad way.

aquaviva on June 12, 2010 at 2:22 AM

He also blames the media.

This guy is falling apart.

INC on June 12, 2010 at 1:04 AM

He’s become President Queeg.

aquaviva on June 12, 2010 at 3:28 AM

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman ?? so asked the guys from 3 Doors Down… they already knew of Obama or something…

Barack Hussein Obama – the very epitome of incompetence. AND Narcissim. What a horrible combo !

nagee76 on June 12, 2010 at 3:52 AM

Obama to POLITICO: GOP shares the blame for spill

In a 36-minute interview with Politico on Friday, derLeader blames the GOP and the Tea Party. No where…no where in this interview…does he assume any responsibility for the total mismanagement by the WH of the oil spill.

God help us.

GrannyDee on June 12, 2010 at 12:46 AM

Wow, that was some article! Could he have blamed anyone else? He pick out the GOP, Congress, the Tea Party, the media….I think he needs some sleep. Maybe he should take up smoking or something!

He’s become President Queeg.

aquaviva on June 12, 2010 at 3:28 AM

LOL – Perfect movie reference!

JeffVader on June 12, 2010 at 4:07 AM

So Democrats and the liberal media portrayed him as “GOD” and “The One”! But he can’t suck it up with a straw. He can’t clean up the oil mess. He can’t….. well he can’t lead the USA. Too bad. But we all knew that about him before. What’s the big story here?

afotia on June 12, 2010 at 4:27 AM

Battlecruiser-operational on June 11, 2010 at 9:16 PM

Joe Biden may be an idiot but he defended Israel. That alone shows how very, very, very different he is from O.

I’ve always maintained that Joe is better than O because for one thing, he didn’t start his political career in the home of a domestic terrorist. Or spend 20 years in a hate-filled “church”. Or bow down to Saudi princes. Oh, and he doesn’t have ties to Kalidi. One idiot is not the same as another. Even HRC (who wrote a Marxist thesis) would be better than O at this point.

-Aslan’s Girl

Aslans Girl on June 12, 2010 at 6:15 AM

this is a historic presidency.

rob verdi on June 12, 2010 at 6:26 AM

Obama on the spill: “I can’t suck it up with a straw”

No, but you can suck…and do.

ncborn on June 12, 2010 at 6:54 AM

i go to politico this am and their main headline is that the tree huggers are giving dear leader a pass on the oil spill…despite the fact they would want W tarred and feathered if it happened on his watch, they are just letting this one slide…

HYPOCRITES!!!!

cmsinaz on June 12, 2010 at 7:14 AM

GrannyDee on June 12, 2010 at 12:46 AM

wait a minute, didn’t he a press conference a few weeks ago where he said the buck stopped with him and he takes responsibility for this issue?????

two face appears again?

cmsinaz on June 12, 2010 at 7:15 AM

You can make things happen, you can watch things happen, or you can sit there and wonder, WTF just happened! – Captain Phil

Not much of a debate which category our dear leader falls into.

pain train on June 12, 2010 at 7:29 AM

As Barry would say:

Containment booms -hundreds of Kartrina parked yellow school buses in chocolate town: you conservatives expect us liberals to know everything.

I’m still working on stopping those seas from rising, but so far I’ve only been able to do it for six hours at a time.

Don L on June 12, 2010 at 8:16 AM

Given the economic damage that this disaster will wreak throughout the Gulf Coast region, to include areas of Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and Texas with large African American populations, why have we not heard from Kanye West saying that Pres. Obama doesn’t care about black people?

Sgt Steve on June 12, 2010 at 8:25 AM

Seven Percent Solution on June 11, 2010 at 7:52 PM

Woe to the Organizer, woe to the left!

The Katrina response demonstrated the racism of our nation to the left the world over.

This crisis demonstrates that maybe the governemnt is inept.

And maybe that the lefty loons have it all wrong.

I am thinking about going down there. An artist friend is wondering around down there with full size cutouts of The One in “Action Poses” of Dear Leader and The First Lady solving the problem but the media is ignoring him. (The poses are hitting golf balls, singing, shooting hoops, etc.) I told him to leave The First Lady out of it.

P. S. We do need a leader here — we just don’t need a community organizer. It is downright awkward when the organizer is not just complaining but actually has to solve a problem.

IlikedAUH2O on June 12, 2010 at 8:32 AM

You are a straw-sucking jackass, Mr. President.

OK, 1461 days in a four-year presidency. We’ve only come to Day 508. Doesn’t it feel like 1000?

How do you think the American people are going to feel about Captain Kickass in another 140 days?

disa on June 12, 2010 at 8:41 AM

The world is watching and laughing at our President…

God Bless (and Help) America.

….Never let a crisis go to waste.

SmallGovtGuy on June 12, 2010 at 8:45 AM

Yet one more thing that has proved to be above his pay grade..perhaps the one thing honest thing he said when on his never-ending campaign.

SassyDarlin on June 12, 2010 at 8:47 AM

Who does Obama have, around him, who has any experience handling a crisis? Obama’s a community organizer, David Axelrod is a political consultant, Rahm Emanuel is …….. , Valerie Jarrett is ………. Anyway, the question still applies.

He has Thad Allen, in the Gulf, with one hand tied behind his back. Just compare Thad Allen and General Honore!!! I think General Honore would have told Obama he was “stuck on stupid” over a month ago, Thad Allen is trying to be a loyal soldier, so to speak.

I hope our illustrious free press is happy with the results of their folley, during the 2008 election. Had they actually questioned Obama, during the primaries, he certainly wouldn’t be president right now. There is no doubt, in my mind at least, the media got Obama elected and now we see why experience is important.

bflat879 on June 12, 2010 at 9:03 AM

The video doesn’t seem to be working. Can somebody provide another link for it, or has it already been thrown down the memory hole?

ErpichtAuf on June 12, 2010 at 9:20 AM

Obama on the spill: “I can’t suck it up with a straw”

But you can as President of the United States declare a National Emergency to cut all the red tape and mobilize resources, yet for some reason he still has not done that. Why?

JeffinSac on June 12, 2010 at 9:26 AM

Obama on the spill: “I can’t suck it up with a straw”

Well, you could at least try! I hear it’s light and sweet.

IrishEi on June 12, 2010 at 9:37 AM

Now we find out that the Netherlands wanted to send oil skimming ships to help out and clean the spill. Each ship is able to skim 22,000 tons of oil from the surface a day. Because of an old law from the 1920′s they were refused entry into US waters. Great going Obama, never let a good crisis go to waste. One would have to think that Obama wanted this to continue so he could shut down off shore drilling. No, he wouldn’t do that, would he???

Wills on June 12, 2010 at 9:47 AM

Arguments such as his are common among people who do nothing at all.

dogsoldier on June 12, 2010 at 10:02 AM

according to Larry Sinclair he can.

LtE126 on June 12, 2010 at 10:48 AM

well maybe your f**king UNICORN can suck it up!

How about just suspending the “Jones Act”???

How about just telling the Army Corps of Engineers to do what Governor Jindal says??/

How about f**king RESIGNING you moron!!!!

Justrand on June 11, 2010 at 10:19 PM

X2

rollthedice on June 12, 2010 at 11:54 AM

Obamao is still a chump I see. When will the American Left see that they have been played? When will The One figure out that it’s not about him, it’s about the country and the will of the people?

Another day, another pearl of wisdom from the “man child”. When you elect a boy to do an adult’s job you typically get childish results.

“Out of the mouths of babes……..”

J.

JohnnyMojo on June 12, 2010 at 12:03 PM

“Even though I am President of the United States my powers are not limitless.”

You mean, the oceans will not stop rising now?!?!?!!!!!

Akzed on June 12, 2010 at 12:20 PM

I can’t suck it up with a straw.

You never know until you try Mr. Obama!

RAB on June 12, 2010 at 12:28 PM

This won’t make you feel any better, but it might help to understand why BO is, well, what he is:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/06/a_shrink_asks_whats_wrong_with.html

This writer is a psychiatrist and former Leftie. Whatever one thinks about second hand analysis, she/he does make some interesting observations about the influences in BO’s life particularly Frank Marshall Davis. In doing my research some years ago prior to the 2008 election this was one of the most disturbing relationships to me. There were others, for sure, but I understand your concerns because I have felt the same way for nearly two years.

Make no mistake. We’re going to get through this.

Cody1991 on June 11, 2010 at 11:20 PM

I think Robin of Berkeley is correct here – and I further think that the Lefties saw him coming. The severe damage done to his personality by his childhood circumstances made him the perfect tool for those who would exploit him through his need to deny.

It’s common for victims of abuse to have a breakdown in their 20s, during which period 0 was being courted and supported by the folks who bought his education, and then put on a pedestal by the likes of Billie Ayers, et al. The pressures are still building in him – why else the need for the constant vacationing and days at the golf course?

His owners and handlers are no doubt awaiting the other shoe’s dropping in the form of a public implosion of his personality. We may, in fact, be witnessing this very thing in slow motion.

warbaby on June 12, 2010 at 12:34 PM

It’s a good thing President Bush never had anything difficult to deal with.

A hurricane hits a city below sea level, while incompetent local Democrats throw up their hands and cry for FEMA.

Death cultists fly jets into buildings.

I don’t recall him sobbing and looking for someone else to blame.

Anyone who voted for this idiot needs to be disgusted with themselves and they need to atone for it by vowing never to cast a vote EVER AGAIN, for saddling the rest of us with boy wonder here.

NoDonkey on June 12, 2010 at 12:56 PM

Of course we don’t expect him to Scuba Dive to the bottom of the Gulf and plug the leak.

But the oil spill problem is in two parts:

1. Stopping the leak.
2. Keeping the oil off of the beaches and marsh lands.

The Government can not do the first, it does not have the skills and equipment. BP and the oil industry must handle this part.

The Government (President Obama) can only help in the second problem.

The people are upset that it did not act quickly and massively in the cleanup: i.e. Bureaucratic delay in acting on the request for sand berms in Louisiana.

SuperObama can not stop the leak but he sure could have done more on the cleanup rather than acting like a deer in the headlights.

Uniblogger on June 12, 2010 at 1:01 PM

I guess Obama didn’t realize that being President means being subject to unfair criticism. Someone should have warned him!

It’s not like Obama campaigned as a messiah or unreasonably raised people’s expectations about what he could do, did he?

JohnJ on June 12, 2010 at 1:03 PM

Aww fugetit Barry. Vote present. Just go party, or play lots of golf. The oil spill will take care of itself, or just go away.

To date, NO Hawaiian hospital has provided documented confirmation that Obama was born at its facility.

byteshredder on June 12, 2010 at 1:12 PM

byteshredder on June 12, 2010 at 1:12 PM

You are obssessed with facts, or their absence. You must be a white supremacist or something.

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Akzed on June 12, 2010 at 1:18 PM

This man is not interested in fixing any of this. He really doesn’t care. As long as he and his family are getting paid and living in the lap of luxury it means nothing. He probably enjoys the idea of how much damage he can generate to the oil industry in total and the higher gas prices part makes him happy. He is in no delusion that come election or campaign time the press will do everything in its power to tell a story that makes him look good, sympathetic, and the biggest victim, even bigger than the families of the dead rig workers, in this entire mess. He lays back in the comfort of knowing that he won’t even really have to lift a finger to get them to do it either. And the Fox News people and the right side of the media he will simply say what he always says, they lie or don’t know what they are talking about and they’re just out to bring me down and make me fail anyway.

But I must say that I love the newest CBS picture of Obama with his elbows on his table and head in his hands look exhausted. They may think it helps sell that his working hard, over-tired, and stressed about the current situation. I think it’s great because it SO doesn’t. Anyone whose ever flipped through a biography of Pres. Kennedy or Vietnam War book will be taken at how strikingly in resembles Pres. Johnson just before he opted not to go for another term. It’s a powerful photograph.

Sultry Beauty on June 12, 2010 at 2:03 PM

Hmm, choices, choices.

Go on vacation, go golfing, another White House rock concert, etc. Don’t say this man does not know how to face hard choices! /sarc

tballard on June 12, 2010 at 2:28 PM

Obama on the spill: “I can’t suck it up with a straw”

Obama on the spill himself: “I can’t suck it up with a straw enough.”

FIFY

garry on June 12, 2010 at 3:10 PM

I would enjoy watching him try.

Daggett on June 12, 2010 at 4:06 PM

Some day, I hope in near future, somebody should declare this guy aa a biggest con-artist !!!!!

aniladesai on June 12, 2010 at 4:22 PM

It is so evident that Obama is incredibly under-qualified.

CWforFreedom on June 11, 2010 at 10:26 PM

One doesn’t have to be qualified for anything in order to ask who has the machinery to fix a problem and to garner those machines–especially when one is the President of the United States.

He’s under-equipped, mentally.

Or there’s the obvious…he wants this country destroyed by any means necessary.

/broken record

baldilocks on June 12, 2010 at 4:42 PM

Obama on the spill: “I can’t suck it up with a straw”

What happened to “Yes We Can”????

Let’s review the score:

Can’t suck up the oil.
Can’t plug the oil well.
Can’t help with the cleanup in other ways.
Can’t fast-track the permits to allow others do the cleanup.
Can’t build the fence to keep illegal invaders out.
Can’t arrest, deport, or even question illegals.
Can’t do anything about Mexican gangs and drug runners killing US Citizens on US soil.
Can’t stop spending money we don’t have.
Can’t stop the job losses.
Can’t help the economy.
Can’t improve health care.
Can’t stop raising taxes on everyone and everything.
Can’t account for Trillion spent on “stimulus”.
Can’t account for another Trillion spent on bailouts.
Can’t stop taking more vacations than any president in history, even when there’s important work to do.

The score says we actually have a “NO WE CAN’T” administration!!!

landlines on June 12, 2010 at 5:19 PM

Let’s bring this picture into focus for the impeachment, shall we?

tigerlily on June 12, 2010 at 12:02 AM

Umm. There will be no impeachment and we all know it. No President has ever been impeached by his own party and the Dems control Congress. No one expects the Pubbies to take over the Senate, except under the rosiest of scenarios. And if by some miracle they do, and the House votes to impeach, they will never vote to remove him from office. The first black President ain’t gonna be the first President removed from office. (Yes, I know, Clinton was “the first black president” and he was impeached.)

So let’s stop with all the impeachment talk and concentrate on finding a candidate who can beat him in ’12.

Bobbertsan on June 12, 2010 at 5:58 PM

May be he should try a bendy straw.

oldyeller on June 12, 2010 at 6:18 PM

No, but if it was white he could snort it all up.

Holger on June 12, 2010 at 6:48 PM

Perhaps we should all send him a few straws, the kind that bend in the middle so he doesn’t have to, lest he gets kicked in the azz.

Kissmygrits on June 12, 2010 at 6:49 PM

He should at least try…..with some flavor straws.

Hening on June 12, 2010 at 7:03 PM

Umm. There will be no impeachment and we all know it. No President has ever been impeached by his own party and the Dems control Congress. No one expects the Pubbies to take over the Senate, except under the rosiest of scenarios. And if by some miracle they do, and the House votes to impeach, they will never vote to remove him from office. The first black President ain’t gonna be the first President removed from office. (Yes, I know, Clinton was “the first black president” and he was impeached.)

So let’s stop with all the impeachment talk and concentrate on finding a candidate who can beat him in ‘12.

Bobbertsan on June 12, 2010 at 5:58 PM

“Umm.” First of all, you don’t have the brainpower to start a post in reply to me with your condescending stupidity.

Secondly, image is everything. While the political landscape may not be conducive to actual impeachment, a nation howling for it because of the criminally negeligent dereliction of duty the this “president” has displayed all along, and especially during this spill is off the charts.

The damage which the msm was willing, and now is forced to hide, (keep reading) is also off the charts. If and when the horrific ramifications of this eco-disaster are laid at zero’s doorstep, as they should be, it won’t matter if he was the first president from Mars, let alone the first black. This kind of planetary destruction will cut across the entire political spectrum…if and only if, we conservatives demand what you think is impossible. IMPEACHMENT. Calling, no, demanding impeachment has it’s own ability to disable zero’s agenda, whether or not the actual impeachment is acheived. In other words, it is a strategy and if deployed with every hope of achievement, will be very effective, whether acheived or not, because obama is completely and purposefully destroying the Gulf, and that is a fact. And, umm, come to think of it, I’m reminded of another president whose impeachment was demanded incessantly, for something that in comparison to the Gulf disaster is hardly a blip on the radar. He ended up resigning. You see, we really don’t have to have an impeachment, even though we do have to try our damndest to get it, along with a full investigation. The result, whether impeached or not, will be a lame duck zero, and if the truth really comes out, he would be lucky to get away with a mere resignation. No, this madman should be sitting behind bars yesterday.

Also, if you haven’t heard, or can’t figure out what it means, the Gulf has been declared off limits on the ground to citizens and journalists, and the airspace has been declared a no-fly zone. How bad do you think this is going to get, with a black-out now in effect? No freedom of information in the Gulf area of obama’s USSA. Hmmm.

And just for you, I’m reprinting my post from page one of this post, which got some fine feedback from many of the more intellectually capable posters here at Hot Air.

And btw, if you think that you can put all your eggs in the 2012 basket, and not take advantage of this crisis to remove the “president”, then I’ll wager that well before 2012, the “president”, because he was allowed to stay, will not be going anywhere because by then he’ll probably have collapesed the economy and embroiled us in WWII.

Yesterday’s post:

I can’t take it anymore.

The Gulf and America are DYING BECAUSE OF THIS WORTHLESS SMARTAZZ whose latest lethal attack on our nation is blocking the cleanup.

HE IS CRIMINALLY RESPONSIBLE. WHY AREN’T WE SHOUTING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS INSTEAD OF MAKING LAME JOKES ABOUT HIM?
IT’S NOT ABOUT HIM, IT’S ABOUT SAVING US AND OUR BELOVED NATION!

AND, HE IS SO COMFORTABLE, COCKY AND UNAFRAID OF THE COUNTRY HE IS KILLING THAT HE TALKS THIS 7th GRADE SH#T AND IS GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

TWO PRINCIPLES MUST BE FOLLOWED AT ALL TIMES WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT THIS SPILL:
1. THE ENTIRE RESPONSIBLITY FOR THE BOTCHED, CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT AND DERELICTION OF DUTY GULF CLEAN-UP BELONGS COMPLETELY TO OBAMA , according to our laws and even according to obama: “I ultimately take responsibility for solving this crisis…I am the president and the buck stops with me.” Also: “The American people should know that from the moment this disaster began, the federal government has been in charge of the response effort… In case you’re wondering who’s responsible, I take responsibility.”
2. OBAMA MUST BE IMPEACHED, REMOVED, AND IMPRISONED FOR THE DELIBERATE SABOTAGE OF THE GULF CLEAN-UP.
We must hang EVERY revolting detail of this eco-calmity around obama’s neck.
Zero didn’t just turn down 50 OIL SUCKING TANKERS from the Netherlands. Seventeen nations have offered equipment and assistance since the spill began. All seventeen have been turned down. Millions of feet of oil booms sit unused,; tankers to vacuum the spill have been turned down; the oil burn that could have captured the spill at the start was blocked.
If this were a fire, obama would be the fire chief dropping thousands of gallons of gasoline on the fire, in between vacations, sport teams photo-ops, multi-million dollar state dinners and concerts where he actually takes the stage to sing along with Paul.
And this is just a scintilla of the unbelievably evil destruction of the Gulf that obama is MAKING SURE HAPPENS. And I would like to know, where is the unified conservative attack, the desire to exploit THIS crisis to remove obama from office now that the perfect opportunity has presented itself while cutting across all political lines?
Where is the call to organize, subpoena and expose the truth of obama’s criminal negligence, malfeasance and dereliction of duty, with the results on sickening display to all five senses in our Gulf waters?
We are letting the msm and Dems cover for obama. Now, obama is even getting away with censoring media and private citizens in reporting or photographing the spill. If this was on Bush’s watch and Bush did any one of these things, he would have already been sentenced to hard time in Leavenworth
As well, many are saying, “we’ll stop this in November”. But, there is no guarantee for tomorrow, as in waiting for the fates of the elections. The window of opportunity to remove this menace could close through blown and fradulent elections, don’t forget there is still about 500 BILLION of the “stimulus” left unspent. If that amount of money won’t swing multiple elections and buy multiple riots, I don’t know what will. Martial law, anyone? And, the war that obama is hoping to soon start in the middle east, with Isreal at it’s center could happen any time now.
Events are happening around the world at breakneck speed, many of them designed by obama’s one-worlders to produce crisis, pandemonium, panic and violence. It’s happening here, look at the violent demonstrations obama inspired in Arizona. The Gulf spill is one piece of this puzzle, and it should be OUR piece. WE MUST MAKE THIS A CRISIS FOR OBAMA, AND NOT LET IT GO TO WASTE. WE MUST USE IT TO REMOVE HIM. If we don’t act to remove him, we will be overtaken by the other tragic surprises that berri and his puppetmasters are waiting to spring, AND OUR OPPORTUNITY WILL BE LOST. obama and his shadow government of czars, regulators and executive orders must go, and this oil crisis can be the means to oust them.
But, it seems that he thinks that he can get away with it. BECAUSE WE ARE LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH IT!! Why are we putting the heat on Thad Allen in this article?
OBAMA SAID HE WAS IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING – OBAMA SHOULD BE THE ONE BLAMED FOR THE UNUSED BOOMS. OBAMA MUST, AND RIGHTFULLY SO, TAKE THE BLAME FOR THE ENTIRE CLEANUP DEBACLE.
obama needs to be put WAY BACK on his heels, he needs to have the fear of hell put into him, he needs his smirk removed and his chin lowered. This ultimate bum needs to run in fear of life imprisoment – NOW!!!
There WILL NEVER be a better time to act than now. You can bet your bottom dollar that if oil washes up on Chris Christie’s NJ beaches, he’ll not hesitate for call for impeachment.
Are we going to let him stay out of prison, and remain in office, and on top of that, through the eco-disaster (not the original spill, but the cleanup) that he alone is responsible for, let him kill the nation further by passing cap and trade strangling energy development?
We will never have a better chance, nor more of the American people united to remove this America-destroyer from office – but only if the truth comes out NOW!!!
AND IF WE CAN’T OR WON’T PUT OBAMA OUT OF OFFICE WITH THIS POWERFUL AND UNDENIABLE INDICTMENT OF HIS CHARACTER AND ABLITY, THEN WE DESERVE THE BOOT ON THE NECK THAT OBAMA EVEN NOW HAS PLACED THERE.
The truth of obama’s unbelievable and criminal dereliction of duty must be laid at his door.
Subpeona:
EVERY communication from and to EVERY U.S. agency regarding this spill.
EVERY communication from and to OBAMA and staff regarding this spill.
EVERY communication from and to EVERY nation, foreign govt. representative, corporation or individual offering help regarding this spill – noting closely how and when they were turned away or disregared.
The timeline of obama’s days, minute by minute, since the spill.
obama told us he was in charge of everything that has to do with the spill. We need to stuff those words down his throat the way he stuffed healthcare down ours. He must stand to account for this travesty.
GOP leaders like DeMint, Boehner, Pence, must start beating the drum; they must call for obama’s investigation NOW;
Attorneys General from affected states must call for obama’s investigation NOW;
Governors from the affected states must call for obama’s investigation NOW;
Conservative bloggers, writers, pundits and media personalities must call for obama’s investigation NOW;
All companies whose livelihoods have been threatened or destroyed must call for obama’s investigation NOW;
All eco-orgainizations must call for obama’s investigation NOW;
WE THE PEOPLE must call for obama’s investigation NOW.
Read between the lines of Sarah’s latest azz-kickin. She knows he needs to go now. She’s pushing for us to step up – she knows she can’t do it herself because it would carry too much political baggage and be counter-productive to the case – however she is all but begging us to step up and remove him NOW!!!
Timing is everything. Our. Time. Is. Now. And what concerns me the most is that it seems everyone is resigned to accepting obama’s rape of the Gulf, aside from the jaded and tired barbs thrown at him on this site. I don’t see any real anger to action here. Just weak jabs at an easy target for jokes.
We have to understand, jabs won’t do it. If he is not removed before 2012 we will most likely be involved in a collapsed economy, nuclear exchange of some sort, under martial law, or obama will have made Isreal the touchstone of WWIII, or how about all of the above.
It is him or us in a fight to the finish.
This is mortal combat. obama and soros know that, and they have already succeeded in an incredible amount of damage. We must take obama out of office, and the Gulf disaster is the way to do that and get consensus across America. If he can’t or won’t be removed because of this flaming debacle, then we had all just better put out our hands and let him chain us all up now. Because if obama doesn’t go because of this fiasco, he will never go. As I said, he’ll make sure of it through war, economic collapse, martial law, etc. He is in a race against time and he is determined to win. The next move is ours, and we won’t have much more time to make it.

IMPEACH – CONVICT – IMPRISON

p.s. excuse the caps – and the length. I’m just beyond belief that the movement to impeach him because of what he is doing to the Gulf is not in full motion and barreling toward obama like the hurricane that he helped destroy Bush with.

tigerlily on June 11, 2010 at 6:54 PM

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