Obama on BP: I want to know “whose ass to kick”

posted at 8:09 pm on June 7, 2010 by Allahpundit

I thought nothing would top “plug the damn hole” as a feeble show of command in the teeth of pure federal impotence, but never underestimate The One.

Full POTUS quote: “I was down there a month ago, before most of these talkin’ heads were even paying attention to the gulf. A month ago I was meeting with fishermen down there, standin’ in the rain talking about what a potential crisis this could be. and I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar, we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick.”

Nice use of apostrophes by Chuck Todd to show O strainin’ to connect to the common man. His approval rating hasn’t deterioriated over the spill yet, but ABC’s out with a poll today showing that 69 percent rate the feds’ response to the disaster negatively. By comparison, that number was only 62 percent after Katrina. So here’s his attempt at damage control with another two months of this nightmare (at least) still to go, imitating the same sort of bravado that the left used to detest in Bush in hopes that it’ll stop their caterwauling about his dispassion and give them a happy new meme to push. “See? He’s mad. He cares.” It’s completely out of character with his Cool Hand Luke persona and roughly six weeks too late, which means it’s as phony as a three-dollar bill, but so what? This is all about changing the subject from the spill itself to Obama’s engagement with it, and for low-information voters, it’ll do nicely. Three cheers for the cynical scripted soundbite!

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are you gonna wear those mom jeans or throw a ball before you go “kick some ass”?….

up in heah, up in heah…

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:34 PM

so I know whose ass to kick

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……………………

CWforFreedom on June 7, 2010 at 8:34 PM

so I know whose ass to kick

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……….

CWforFreedom on June 7, 2010 at 8:34 PM

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:22 PM
=======================================
Heh. The “Talking Heads” said plug the hole 6 weeks ago.

Epic Fail Obama Epic Fail (Read in Eric Cartman voice)

alohapundit on June 7, 2010 at 8:26 PM

alohapundit: Hehe yup!!

Daddy did you tell those Talking Heads to shut the h*ll up!!

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:34 PM

Faux Tough Guy doesn’t even know the right lingo.

What a classless ass.

profitsbeard on June 7, 2010 at 8:34 PM

so I know whose ass to kick

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Should I continue? nah I’ll spare. This guy is hilarious. How many more weeks till the ass kicking? Do tell. hahahahahahahahahahaha

CWforFreedom on June 7, 2010 at 8:35 PM

Daddy, whose ass are you gonna kick today?

JammieWearingFool on June 7, 2010 at 8:31 PM

lol +1
Thread winner IMHO

alohapundit on June 7, 2010 at 8:35 PM

Breaking, Another BP Oil Spill!
=======================================================

http://www.cargolaw.com/2000nightmare_singles.only.html#AirBP

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:35 PM

Even my far left, liberal sister has stopped jacking her jaw about Obama. She has even made some comments recently about converting to the Republican party.

If you had bet me a million dollars last year on this, I’d be paying you now.

Keep it up Prezbo. It’s working.

BierManVA on June 7, 2010 at 8:36 PM

The libs are now highly praising Obama for this classiness. If it was Bush they would of busted out the torches and pitchforks, while their eyes were bulging out.

I can’t stand hypocrites, it doesn’t matter what your political persuasion may be.

V-rod on June 7, 2010 at 8:36 PM

Obama’s Song!

Key West Reader on June 7, 2010 at 8:37 PM

I betcha he kicks ass like he throws balls.

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:37 PM

Somewhere tonight, the Clintons are laughing – loudly.

Philly on June 7, 2010 at 8:38 PM

Prez Mommie Jeans bows to the Tar Balls and cries, “I kick yo’ ayass, I kick yo’ ayass!”

I am speechless, otherwise, at the stupendous numb-skullery stupidity from the likes of “Barack Obama, Constitutional scholar.” I think by now everyone can guess this tiny manboy was vastly oversold by Hype And Chants.

Lourdes on June 7, 2010 at 8:38 PM

are you gonna wear those mom jeans or throw a ball before you go “kick some ass”?….

up in heah, up in heah…

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:34 PM

Obama is a deceiver, a dissembler
His Mom trousers are alight
From what pole or banner
Shall they dangle in the night?

What infernal serpent
Has lent him his forked tongue?
From what pit of foul deceit
Has all his false bravado sprung?

What red devil of mendacity
Grips his sick soul with such tenacity?
Will not one in a nation he so cruelly showers with lies
Put a Tar Ball between his empty eyes?

PercyB on June 7, 2010 at 8:38 PM

He`s gettin` full-on George Mutha F***ing Patton!

By the way, did he ever make it down to Tennessee?

ThePrez on June 7, 2010 at 8:33 PM

Oh LORD, now that is a Joke…..Patton in this prez’s army……

Fighton03 on June 7, 2010 at 8:38 PM

Scott Glenns character in absolute power

sir, know this, when I see you I want to rip out your throat…

Sonosam on June 7, 2010 at 8:39 PM

Pathetic is right. I don’t think this is going to reassure anyone.

Terrye on June 7, 2010 at 8:39 PM

Oh. My. God. The president of the United States of America is taking advice from Spike Lee. Unbelievable. I know whose ass I wanna kick: every single person who voted for this fool.

Rational Thought on June 7, 2010 at 8:39 PM

Kick Your Ass Song
=======================

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqCFlL26FQE

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:39 PM

and….with that comment….he has written another entry into his own miserable political epitaph.

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:39 PM

Put ‘em up, put ‘em up! Which one of you first? I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I’ll fight you standing on one foot. I’ll fight you with my eyes closed… ohh, pullin’ an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I’ll… Ruff!

Thank you, Mr. President.

Cicero43 on June 7, 2010 at 8:39 PM

for low-information voters, it’ll do nicely.

Only for the lowest of the low, AP.

No man wearing size 29-waist pants makes threats about kicking a$$. It’s a joke. And even the lefty wimpish metrosexual men know it.

W., I miss you.

Grace_is_sufficient on June 7, 2010 at 8:40 PM

Might as well had flava flave take the nomination

he has accomplished more

Sonosam on June 7, 2010 at 8:40 PM

A PercyB sighting! Sink me! I wish that this anti-American President were half as eloquent as you. He hurts our ears.

kingsjester on June 7, 2010 at 8:41 PM

This fool just admitted on camera that he was down there a month ago…

How long did it take him to act again?

How many vacations?

How many games of golf?

How many parties at the White House?

This classless political punk has always had someone else to fight his battles for him…

… when not controlling a mob of goons, he would cower and be the first one to gladly take it up the a%s, then become the eager informant to his jailers.

No wonder the World’s despots feel they have a free reign to cause havoc…

… They know exactly what kind of cowardly punk Obowma really is.

Seven Percent Solution on June 7, 2010 at 8:42 PM

Somewhere tonight, the Clintons are laughingplotting – loudlyquietly.

Philly on June 7, 2010 at 8:38 PM

FTFY

JohnGalt23 on June 7, 2010 at 8:42 PM

How about the first Ladaaayy.
There’s a lifetime supply there, champ.
(Crossing fingers hoping for comment to survive moderation)

Dr. Carlo Lombardi on June 7, 2010 at 8:42 PM

I am reminded of a line from the film Liar. Liar.

“I’m kicking my ass!”

Stephen Macklin on June 7, 2010 at 8:43 PM

Kick my ass vid
======================

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iVgEyc_FyE

It even has a Donkey in the video,haha!!

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:43 PM

It took this hypocrite 46 days to offer any sympathy to the families of the 11 oil workers killed.

kingsjester on June 7, 2010 at 8:43 PM

An insufferable ass is an insufferable ass, of course, of course
And no one can talk sense to an insufferable ass of course
And especially, of course, if the insufferable ass is the famous Barack Obama

Go right to the source and ask the insufferable ass
He’ll give you the answer that deceivers will endorse
He’s always on a dissemblers course
Talk to Barack Obama

Barack Obama just yakkity yaks a heated streak and wastes your time of day
Does any sane person even believe anymore a thing he has to say?

An insufferable ass is an insufferable ass, of course, of course
And this one’ll talk in circles of tar til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking insufferable ass?

Well listen to this

He is Barack Obama

Cheshire Cat on June 7, 2010 at 8:43 PM

*confirmed*

Obama’s ass kickin’ training partners.

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:44 PM

Or as a texan put it

Obama better soak his shoes in kerosine so the sugar ants don’t carry his candy ass away

hahahahahahahahahahaha

liberals

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Sonosam on June 7, 2010 at 8:44 PM

He’s a disgrace. Can’t wait til he’s packing his bags and getting the hell out of there.

therightwinger on June 7, 2010 at 8:45 PM

Quite possibly the most pathetic thing he’s ever said.

Considering what he has said in the past 18 months – that is quite an accomplishment.

gophergirl on June 7, 2010 at 8:45 PM

Somebody get him a copy of “How to be Presidential for Dummies”.

pgrossjr on June 7, 2010 at 8:45 PM

so I know whose ass to kick

This’ll be the headline on next week’s invitation from the White House, for the next Obama Partee. Those invited will be asked to R.S.V.P. “Yo’, YOU the ass!” or text in “666-a”.

Lourdes on June 7, 2010 at 8:45 PM

Barack Obama, you want to know what your are? Huh? Huh? You don’t, I do, everyone does. You are the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

Tuco on June 7, 2010 at 8:45 PM

He’s a mess. Waaaayyy over his head in the capacity of commander in chief.

FireBlogger on June 7, 2010 at 8:45 PM

No wonder the World’s despots feel they have a free reign to cause havoc…

… They know exactly what kind of cowardly punk Obowma really is.

Seven Percent Solution on June 7, 2010 at 8:42 PM

Seven Percent Solution:)

Me thinks,Hopeys is all WE WEEDED UP about Kick’n

his own *ss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:46 PM

Better put yourself in that Butt Kickin’ Machine, Champ.

CynicalOptimist on June 7, 2010 at 8:46 PM

No man wearing size 29-waist pants makes threats about kicking a$$. It’s a joke. And even the lefty wimpish metrosexual men know it.

W., I miss you.

Grace_is_sufficient on June 7, 2010 at 8:40 PM

he’s a size 29 pantywaste….

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:46 PM

Woulda been so much better had he used some hackneyed ethnic cliche like “so I know whose ass to bust a cap in” or something.

Dash on June 7, 2010 at 8:46 PM

I think Obama is living out his fantasy as a child of being the president. He is playing president. He is playing leader. He has no idea what a leader is. He is just emulating good qualities that he might have seen in previous presidents and adding his own coolness to it. This guy is so phony to watch it hurts. I cannot believe more people don’t see it. He has no idea what a leader is. He is not a leader. He is the Emulator in Chief. He’s like a newly promoted manager in a corporation that knows that they are a fraud and compensates by talking a good game.

cubbieblue25 on June 7, 2010 at 8:46 PM

Obama better soak his shoes in kerosine so the sugar ants don’t carry his candy ass away

hahahahahahahahahahaha

liberals

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Sonosam on June 7, 2010 at 8:44 PM

this is the best comedy gold we’ve had in a loooong time.

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:47 PM

“Daddy,you have a bruise on the back of your leg,why
were you up all last night,trying to kick your *ss”!!

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Yeah, he’s all about kickin’ it, that much is for sure. Kickin’ ass? Not so much.

UndercoverInLA on June 7, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Woulda been so much better had he used some hackneyed ethnic cliche like “so I know whose ass to bust a cap in” or something.

Dash on June 7, 2010 at 8:46 PM

and then played like he was holdin’ a gat sideways or something…bam bam plug them holes! plug ‘em…! Plug ‘em!!

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Somebody get him a copy of “How to be Presidential for Dummies”.

pgrossjr on June 7, 2010 at 8:45 PM

I think he has probably read “How to be Emperorish for Psychopaths” several times.

Luka on June 7, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Daddy, did you kick the ass yet?

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Just when you think Our Idiot President can’t get any more pathetic, you find out how very wrong you are. He can get quite a bit more pathetic, it turns out.

As for the notion of this Nancy-boy “kicking ass”, I can’t imagine who he thinks he’s kidding.

Jaibones on June 7, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Obama’s Song!

Key West Reader on June 7, 2010 at 8:37 PM

I don`t just like that suggestion……… I love it!

ThePrez on June 7, 2010 at 8:49 PM

No man wearing size 29-waist pants makes threats about kicking a$$. It’s a joke. And even the lefty wimpish metrosexual men know it.

W., I miss you.

Grace_is_sufficient on June 7, 2010 at 8:40 PM

Isn’t that the truth.

He’s just whimpy and ewwwwww

gophergirl on June 7, 2010 at 8:49 PM

Obo. Who’s ass dos I kick?

Sir, are you double jointed?

Sonosam on June 7, 2010 at 8:49 PM

Leadership and resolve:

“I hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people that knocked these buildings down will hear ALL of us soon. (And they did). Miss me yet?

Nelsa on June 7, 2010 at 8:50 PM

Haha. WIN! “Kick Ass” movie advertisement came up under the video. Should have gotten a screen shot.

Vigilante on June 7, 2010 at 8:51 PM

It’s like watching Richard Simmons having a hissy fit.

Little Boomer on June 7, 2010 at 8:51 PM

Oh man, the boss is lookin’ to kick ass…

…this is a big f*cking deal!

-Joe Biden

red winger on June 7, 2010 at 8:51 PM

Haha, O’Reilly just reported that “Obama continues to lose support among Hispanic voters…dropped 12%…”

Obama no speak macho.

Lourdes on June 7, 2010 at 8:51 PM

AH, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Barney Fife Jr. is gonna “kick some ass.” AH, HAHAHAHA. this wimp has NEVER kicked an ass.

james23 on June 7, 2010 at 8:52 PM

Can we get a link to a picture of him meetin’ with the fishermen standin’ in the rain?

LaurieM134 on June 7, 2010 at 8:53 PM

Looks like the Zero Regime is going back to the failed Bush kick-ass policies of the past.

Cicero43 on June 7, 2010 at 8:53 PM

BREAKING NEWS from BENOVER BACKWARDS NESWS (BBN)
====================================================

NewFlash:
=========

President Obama kicks Ass……

Congress demands a Hearing into Kick-Ass….

Pelosi demands a Loan Kick-Ass Bailout for all the
holes that never got plugged……..

Barney Frank says,he can’t wait to bang is gavel on
the KickAss Hearings……..

GaffeBiden says…Kick’n Ass,is a Bif F’k’n Deal

Helen Thomas wants to know,if any Israeli’s were involved
in any of the Ass-Kicking…….

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:54 PM

I know who’s ass to kick for ruining this country.

Dingbat63 on June 7, 2010 at 8:54 PM

“Daddy, why don`t you just resign? You`re not fooling anybody.”

ThePrez on June 7, 2010 at 8:54 PM

Kick Your Ass Song
=======================

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqCFlL26FQE

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:39 PM

canop, try this one. It’s an oldie but a goodie from Bob and Tom Show out of Indianapolis. One of my faves, and it is very apropos vis-a-vis Obama and his troubles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLyD5htJr4s

alohapundit on June 7, 2010 at 8:55 PM

Ummmm

Don’t mimic Washington by making excuses, President Barack Obama advised graduating high school students on Monday night as he urged them to take responsibility for failure as well as success.

In remarks to the senior class of Kalamazoo Central High School, Obama said it’s easy to blame others when problems arise.

William Amos on June 7, 2010 at 8:55 PM

Well, we know what will be the Obamameteurism of The Day for tomorrow (and the week)?

Dingbat63 on June 7, 2010 at 8:56 PM

I want to know “whose ass to kick”

Oh yeah baby, let me help you with that, you can start by coming by my place and giving it a whirl. The panty-waist-in-cheif trying to all Bush/Reagan cowboy is a freakin joke.

We have no way of knowing as all history of Obama’s early years were sealed and made a national security issue by executive order 13849 (one of the 1st actions he took upon taking office, curious in the middle of the financial meltdown and 2 wars that this was considered a priority), but my guess has never mixed it up with anyone in his entire life. I am so confident of this I’d bet my left gonad on it. Really.

Archimedes on June 7, 2010 at 8:56 PM

F. Chuck Todd so desperately wants his hero to be a tough guy. Sad really.

WarEagle01 on June 7, 2010 at 8:57 PM

Is this who Obama thinks he is…?

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:57 PM

I would like the President to start kicking A$$. I have no problem with a good A$$ Kicking. He can start with the people at BP. The Onion Reports: Massive Flow Of Bullsh1t Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters

Dr Evil on June 7, 2010 at 8:58 PM

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:39 PM
=====================================
canop, try this one. It’s an oldie but a goodie from Bob and Tom Show out of Indianapolis. One of my faves, and it is very apropos vis-a-vis Obama and his troubles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLyD5htJr4s

alohapundit on June 7, 2010 at 8:55 PM

alohapundit: Oh Gawd that is good,LMAO,thank-you!!:)

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:58 PM

He must have watched a special preview of the “karate kid 2″

started feeling it

Sonosam on June 7, 2010 at 8:58 PM

yep, Ed’s going to have an ass kickin’ OOTD tomorrow, and probably AP with an ass kickin’ QOTD tonight. I’m sure there’s gooing to be a whole lotta ass kickin’ fun going on here real soon at Mr. Mom Jeans’ expense.

pay up….ass picker…er ass kicker..

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:59 PM

so I know whose ass to kick

Problem solved: if he has to ask, he doesn’t know.

Lourdes on June 7, 2010 at 8:59 PM

What a pathetic loser this hoser is.

What the hell happened to my country?

lukespapa on June 7, 2010 at 8:59 PM

is he going to sweep the leg too?

yeah! c’mon… sweep the leg!

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 9:00 PM

Is this who Obama thinks he is…?

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:57 PM

ted c: Could be,but after reading the famous Patton Speech,
and slapping the soldier,I’ will cut the General
some slack!!:)

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Next up — Teh Won gets in a biatch slappin’ contest with Liberace. “I sure showed that Corpseman.”

GnuBreed on June 7, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Come 2012, we know exactly whose ass to kick.

EyeSurgeon on June 7, 2010 at 8:18 PM

Of course, to do that, you are counting on the same electorate that elected him, Franken et al.(knowing exactly what they were). These guys should have never had a chance in #ell, God help us!

neuquenguy on June 7, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Now Obama says hes angry at himself…..right!!!??

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 9:02 PM

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2010/06/rahm-emanuel-bp-gul-oil-spill.html

In case you were tempted to buy the faux Washington outrage at BP and its gulf oil spill in recent days, here’s a story that reveals a little-known corporate political connection and the quiet way the inner political circles intersect, protect and care for one another in the nation’s capital. And Chicago.

We already knew that BP and its folks were significant contributors to the record $750-million war chest of Barack Obama’s 2007-08 campaign.

Now, we learn the details of a connection of Rahm Emanuel, the Chicago mayoral wannabe, current Obama chief of staff, ex-representative, ex-Clinton money man and ex-Windy City political machine go-fer.

Shortly after Obama’s happy inaugural, eyebrows rose slightly upon word that, as a House member, Emanuel had lived the last five years rent-free in a D.C. apartment of Democratic colleague Rep. Rosa DeLauro of Connecticut and her husband, Stanley Greenberg.

For an ordinary American, that would likely raise some obvious tax liability questions. But like Emanuel, the guy overseeing the Internal Revenue Service now is another Obama insider, Tim Geithner, who had his own outstanding tax problems but skated through confirmation anyway by the Democratic-controlled Congress.

Remember this was all before the letters BP stood for Huge Mess. Even before the Obama administration gave BP a safety award.

Keemo on June 7, 2010 at 9:02 PM

Is this who Obama thinks he is…?

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 8:57 PM

I like you, ted c, but that comment completely dishonors both Patton AND the soldier he slapped.

Oh, and also the Fifth Army.

Please, D-Day anniversary was ignored by Obama from the Presidency, the least we can do is not pile on the ignorance (not that you’re ignorant, just saying, it’s wrong to even begin to bring Patton into this…).

Lourdes on June 7, 2010 at 9:02 PM

Other people usually don’t embarrass me, usually I only embarrass myself.

But hot dang this frickin’ guy is embarrassing.

SlimyBill on June 7, 2010 at 9:02 PM

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:54 PM

You’re on a roll…

… Keep it up!

:O)

Seven Percent Solution on June 7, 2010 at 9:03 PM

canopfor on June 7, 2010 at 8:58 PM

I thought you of all people would appreciate that one. heh.

alohapundit on June 7, 2010 at 9:03 PM

Lol
This pantywaist has never kicked any a$$ in his entire, pathetic existence.

carbon_footprint on June 7, 2010 at 9:03 PM

I guess he’s meeting Bill Maher halfway.

Jim-Rose on June 7, 2010 at 9:04 PM

Lourdes on June 7, 2010 at 9:02 PM

trust me, no disrespect meant, i apologize. I think obama sees himself as a leader who can get stuff done, but he obviously can’t.

ted c on June 7, 2010 at 9:06 PM

If only the PRES would be so bold about fighting terrorism.

carbon_footprint on June 7, 2010 at 9:06 PM

If he’s looking for an a$$ to kick, here’s a classic.

Scott P on June 7, 2010 at 9:06 PM

BREAKING: Obama calls for formation of bipartisan ass-kicking commission.

Cicero43 on June 7, 2010 at 9:06 PM

What the hell happened to my country?

lukespapa on June 7, 2010 at 8:59 PM

Many decades of liberal public education, a bunch of entitlements, an American Idol culture, people who care more about their 401K than liberty, a Pravda press,… a few things like that.

neuquenguy on June 7, 2010 at 9:06 PM

Embarrassing. The man is making Biden look presidential.

sulla on June 7, 2010 at 9:07 PM

“I can’t govern, but I can kick your ass.”

ZK on June 7, 2010 at 9:07 PM

Embarrassing. The man is making Biden look presidential.

sulla on June 7, 2010 at 9:07 PM

That’s hilarious.

Scott P on June 7, 2010 at 9:08 PM

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