Video: Obama’s response to oil spill now a punchline for the left too

posted at 4:51 pm on June 2, 2010 by Allahpundit

Skip ahead to 4:40 for the bit about The One, whose “first-class temperament” is on full display. Needless to say, this could have been harsher — there’s no mention of Obama’s MMS approving drilling projects without environmental permits or the fact that, like Clinton and Bush, he wasn’t prepared to implement an “in-situ burn” in the event of a spill — but those stories are weeks old so maybe Stewart touched on them earlier. As it is, sit back and enjoy the juxtaposition of a man who will not rest until the leak is plugged with a man who seems to have an awful lot of free time for meeting with sports teams. Wasn’t optics supposed to be this guy’s strong suit during the campaign?

Oh — latest worst-case-scenario estimate on when the leak might be stopped is … Christmas, which would mean a gusher that “would wipe out marine life deep at sea near the leak and elsewhere in the Gulf, and along hundreds of miles of coastline” and possibly even change the chemistry of the water in the area. Ain’t no way Obama and the Democrats are going to let this drag on until Election Day, so the only question is what sort of desperate measure they’ll resort to in case BP decides that Christmas is indeed the likely endpoint. Exit question: Dude, is it time?


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I NEVER watch the daily douce but I actually caught that segment last night. Delicious!

Monica on June 2, 2010 at 4:52 PM

It’s time to nuke it.

BadgerHawk on June 2, 2010 at 4:54 PM

If Obama uses the ‘nuclear option’ then I guess G-d does have a sense of humor after all.

Lance Murdock on June 2, 2010 at 4:55 PM

Plug tha Ho!

Inanemergencydial on June 2, 2010 at 4:56 PM

This would all be solved, but for one little problem.

You can’t bribe an oil spill.

fogw on June 2, 2010 at 4:57 PM

“Everybody drops the Stamos eventually.”

I admit it… I laughed.

Abby Adams on June 2, 2010 at 4:58 PM

Dude, is it time?

Yes. It is time. Wait until Christmas and everything along gulf coast will be dead.

ROCnPhilly on June 2, 2010 at 5:00 PM

Gotta nuke somethin’!

lorien1973 on June 2, 2010 at 5:00 PM

Jindall gave an absolutely killer presser bout 25 mins ago, FoxBiz covered it in part, he was passionate, said we need the $ from BP to start the dredging, we have moved one dredge(-r?) and we need 45$ for another one, est for cost of first section of barriers is over 55 m LA wants 45m from BP to begin. He said Feds must stop making excuses for BP and that since last week when O was there he, Jindal, was told wait for BP to do this, wait for BP to do that, that wait time is OVER, that he wants to see the dredge by midnight tonight..

then 2 mins ago chryon scrawl WH orders ’3 more in situ burns’

pathetic response from WH, they are letting BP do nada on funding prevention measures

Jindall also said the USCG emergency response plan calls for these man made barriers and there is no reason why the USCG is telling Jindall to wait when their OWN plan calls for their use

ginaswo on June 2, 2010 at 5:01 PM

The part about Hannukah was freaking hysterical.

Abby Adams on June 2, 2010 at 5:01 PM

Hilarious!! If you have lost Stewart, it is time to start planning for retirement in Chicago, or Hawaii or one of those other 57 states

(I know Chicago is not a state. Not sure if I would even consider a town somedays, but they do have awesome pizza)

ConservativePartyNow on June 2, 2010 at 5:01 PM

Now that was funny.

bopbottle on June 2, 2010 at 5:04 PM

Chicago IS a state… a state of mind.

VekTor on June 2, 2010 at 5:05 PM

Wasn’t optics supposed to be this guy’s strong suit during the campaign?

It was. That’s a bug, not a feature. I’m sure he’ll be really good at campaigning in 2012 too — only no one will trust him. He should be governing right now, hence the ep1c fa1l.

gryphon202 on June 2, 2010 at 5:05 PM

Using a low yield nuke would be very effective. With it being a mile below the water surface, you wouldn’t have any fallout.

McBaine on June 2, 2010 at 5:06 PM

Nuke, baby, nuke?

faraway on June 2, 2010 at 5:07 PM

Obama to be the first President to use a Nuke in modern times?

He’d rather it leak forever than to do that.

portlandon on June 2, 2010 at 5:07 PM

ginaswo on June 2, 2010 at 5:01 PM

I would bet a chicken dinner that if we here in Louisiana had been a ‘deep blue’ supporter of the clown and his possee, those barriers & whatever else would have been built yesterday!

lukespapa on June 2, 2010 at 5:07 PM

How many other wells are drilled in the area? I wonder if a nuke would cause other leaks.

ROCnPhilly on June 2, 2010 at 5:08 PM

Damn that John Stewart is insufferable.

myrenovations on June 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM

The Mexican spill was about 4 times as bad as this one. After 2 years the entire ocean was back to what it was before. Never underestimate the ability of nature to adapt.

Oil isn’t some kind of toxic chemical. It’s a natural substance that leaks into the ocean in far, far greater quantities than this spill.

Stop being such alarmists.

Kronos on June 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM

There is nothing funny about this president. we would make fun of him iof only we could find something funny to write about him.

-all comic writers at daily show, south park, SNL, and family guy.

unseen on June 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

in modern times?

portlandon on June 2, 2010 at 5:07 PM

1945 wasn’t “modern times?” :-/

Abby Adams on June 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

I wonder about the nuking it solution. I know the Russians have done it, but somehow that does not reassure me.

Terrye on June 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

1945 wasn’t “modern times?” :-/

Abby Adams on June 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

If it happened before I was born (1970′s), than it was ancient history. /

portlandon on June 2, 2010 at 5:12 PM

Oil isn’t some kind of toxic chemical. It’s a natural substance that leaks into the ocean in far, far greater quantities than this spill.

Stop being such alarmists.

Kronos on June 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM

True but like water. too much of any substance is toxic. the ability to adapt decreases with the increaseload of any one substance. the oil will go away. the sun will come out but the quicker we handle the issue the less death, destruction, and economic hardship we will face.

unseen on June 2, 2010 at 5:12 PM

I have no problem with the Daily Show – I think Jon Stewart is smart liberal-ish man.

I love the show – most of the time.

jake-the-goose on June 2, 2010 at 5:12 PM

Holder to be flown to Hollywood to examine if any wrongdoing occurred and to sue John Stewart in 3…2…1…

rogerb on June 2, 2010 at 5:13 PM

1945 wasn’t “modern times?” :-/

Abby Adams on June 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM
If it happened before I was born (1970’s), than it was ancient history. /

portlandon on June 2, 2010 at 5:12 PM

ALL HISTORY starts with the ELAVATION of THE WON.

Everything before were the dark ages

unseen on June 2, 2010 at 5:13 PM

Maybe Obama should have a beer with the oil spill on the South Lawn. That should smooth things over.

dczombie on June 2, 2010 at 5:14 PM

Not normally a fan of Stewart, but that was priceless. “That’s a lot of dreidleing…” LOL!

skydaddy on June 2, 2010 at 5:14 PM

The stifled laughter after each citation of Obama f**king around while oil continues to leak, as well as Stewart’s berating of him, is really telling. What a bunch of sheep.

MadisonConservative on June 2, 2010 at 5:14 PM

KP also notes that subterranean nuclear blasts were used as much as 169 times in the Soviet Union to accomplish fairly mundane tasks like creating underground storage spaces for gas or building canals.

Damn. We could be using our nukes for all kinds of cool stuff. Capping oil spills, gas storage, canals, secret underground layers…

bitsy on June 2, 2010 at 5:18 PM

Stewart is a perpetual, unredeemable, snotty, lefty d-bag who was instrumental in foisting this incompetent bonehead on the Republic . He has eternally zero credibility and any critical comedy of 0bama is face saving, phony posturing .

Dr. Carlo Lombardi on June 2, 2010 at 5:18 PM

Free campaign talking point for Obama: “We are reducing the number of nuclear weapons by blowing one up in order to stop an unprecedented ecological catastrophy. Today, there is one less nuke on planet earth, you are welcome, citizens.”

*spelling errors free as well.

Mord on June 2, 2010 at 5:19 PM

portlandon on June 2, 2010 at 5:12 PM

You were born in the ’70s? Ewwwww… you’re all like, old, and junk. :-)

Abby Adams on June 2, 2010 at 5:19 PM

The Mexican spill was about 4 times as bad as this one.

After 2 years the entire ocean was back to what it was before. Never underestimate the ability of nature to adapt.

Oil isn’t some kind of toxic chemical. It’s a natural substance that leaks into the ocean in far, far greater quantities than this spill.

Stop being such alarmists.

Kronos

Kronos is that from 2005? Where can I find more info? Thanks.

JAM on June 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM

I would say “take off and nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure”, but Skippy shivved NASA, so, just nuking it will be fine.

Wind Rider on June 2, 2010 at 5:21 PM

5:55 mark.

“How much heritage and basketball bs do you have to do in a month… get back to the motherf&^%* spill”

Odie1941 on June 2, 2010 at 5:22 PM

Everything before were the dark ages ages of absent color

unseen on June 2, 2010 at 5:13 PM

ya2daup on June 2, 2010 at 5:23 PM

Stewart was merciless on W. At least he is an equal opportunity lampooner. IMO, that clip should be used in the next campaign.

vnjagvet on June 2, 2010 at 5:26 PM

He should ask any and all members of the Congressional Black Caucus to put their hands on the leak. They seem to have sticky fingers which, whatever that “sticky” is, would hopefully rub off and plug the damn hole!

SouthernGent on June 2, 2010 at 5:26 PM

When DailyShow Rose is against you …

faraway on June 2, 2010 at 5:27 PM

Kronos on June 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM

You are correct. We have more tar leaking from the ocean floor in and around Santa Barbara then we could ever pump. The ocean will take care of itself just fine.

jbh45 on June 2, 2010 at 5:28 PM

Kronos is that from 2005? Where can I find more info? Thanks.

JAM on June 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM

http://www.cleveland.com/world/index.ssf/2010/05/sea_life_made_surprisingly_fas.html

That’s a link to a McClatchy story on the Ixtoc 1 Oil Spill. I originally got it from somewhere else but that covers all the bullet points well.

Kronos on June 2, 2010 at 5:28 PM

Jindall simply needs to call a presser, tell everyone that he’s got a message for Washington DC, stare into the camera, and flip the bird. Then immediately start *ordering* the things he’s *waiting* for to be done, with Louisianna’s own resources. Get your people out there and start *building* those berms/barriers, whatever – right f-ing now – and *dare* the USCG, the Corps of Engineers, the bureaucrats in DC to step in and *stop* you.

Midas on June 2, 2010 at 5:30 PM

“Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel…”

ladyingray on June 2, 2010 at 5:33 PM

Jindall simply needs to call a presser, tell everyone that he’s got a message for Washington DC, stare into the camera, and flip the bird. Then immediately start *ordering* the things he’s *waiting* for to be done, with Louisianna’s own resources. Get your people out there and start *building* those berms/barriers, whatever – right f-ing now – and *dare* the USCG, the Corps of Engineers, the bureaucrats in DC to step in and *stop* you.

Midas on June 2, 2010 at 5:30 PM

You have no idea how close you are to whats going to happen by Thursday…

Odie1941 on June 2, 2010 at 5:35 PM

Obama to be the first President to use a Nuke in modern times?

He’d rather it leak forever than to do that.

portlandon on June 2, 2010 at 5:07 PM

If it is just put in terms he understands he might, explain to him that we will have one less nuke after we detonate it.

Koa on June 2, 2010 at 5:35 PM

Exit question: Dude, is it time?

Not unless it’s the Bush Administration or new one. Dude should resign the Office and let the real leaders get in there and clean things up. I would be scared sh!tless if HIS Administration did this with their track record. The last thing we need is for them to f%&* that up.

Sultry Beauty on June 2, 2010 at 5:35 PM

Maybe they should commandeer Jeffersons freezer and lower it down around the leak. It seems to be able to hide and contain lots of stuff.

Koa on June 2, 2010 at 5:37 PM

testing

faraway on June 2, 2010 at 5:39 PM

“…Get back to the Mother-F$%&ing Spill…”

Classic.

Sultry Beauty on June 2, 2010 at 5:42 PM

Putting Obama’s “BAY of RIGS” into Perspective

If I were their CEO right now, I would close the whole operation down, cite “liability concerns that further intervention could indeed make what is already a bad situation worse” and take my chances. Whatever chance the company has to continue is more than likely better going forward than if they document more attempts to salvage the situation at their expense to allow our federal government to address the only side of the liability situation they understand.

Mutnodjmet on June 2, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Stewart’s live audience can barely muster a chuckle whenever he (even mildly) goofs on Obama.

July 10 on June 2, 2010 at 5:59 PM

You were born in the ’70s? Ewwwww… you’re all like, old, and junk. :-)

Abby Adams on June 2, 2010 at 5:19 PM

Abby I thought you your born on November 11, 1744?

:-)

F15Mech on June 2, 2010 at 6:00 PM

The Mexican spill was about 4 times as bad as this one. After 2 years the entire ocean was back to what it was before. Never underestimate the ability of nature to adapt.

Oil isn’t some kind of toxic chemical. It’s a natural substance that leaks into the ocean in far, far greater quantities than this spill.

Stop being such alarmists.

Kronos on June 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM

Thank you for saying it! You’re exactly right. What’s more, water, and especially sea water is an excellent solvent. Oil seepages from the ocean floor are a regular natural occurrence. Granted, we haven’t seen one this size occurring naturally but significant natural leaks are not uncommon. Because of the scope of this leak, it will take longer, but we’re talking years and not decades, IMHO for the affected areas to be restored to how they were before. It’s a sad and terrible thing for those whose livelihoods are ruined in the mean time, but the opportunities will be there for those who can ride it out and for those who start up new ventures when conditions allow.

MJBrutus on June 2, 2010 at 6:08 PM

In “Dreams From My Father,” Obama showed passion, lyricism, empathy and an exquisite understanding of character and psychological context — all the qualities that he has stubbornly resisted showing as president. It was a book that promised a president who could see into the hearts of other people. But there’s so much you don’t learn about candidates in campaigns, even when they seem completely exposed.

Hahahahaha!
The above from Maureen Dowd’s predictably-whiny diatribe (See HA headlines). Only problem? Um, actually a couple. I’d give the chances that he actually wrote it somewhere between “No” and “You must be dreamin’.” Plus, it’s hardly as lyrical, skittle-poopin’ unicornish as MoMo says (Unless you have your liberal blinders on). It’s a horror novel. He told us EXACTLY what he was about…except for that little bitty “I’m really a Muslim” thingy.

Chewy the Lab on June 2, 2010 at 6:14 PM

The Mexican spill was about 4 times as bad as this one. After 2 years the entire ocean was back to what it was before. Never underestimate the ability of nature to adapt.

Oil isn’t some kind of toxic chemical. It’s a natural substance that leaks into the ocean in far, far greater quantities than this spill.

Stop being such alarmists.

Kronos on June 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM
Thank you for saying it! You’re exactly right. What’s more, water, and especially sea water is an excellent solvent. Oil seepages from the ocean floor are a regular natural occurrence. Granted, we haven’t seen one this size occurring naturally but significant natural leaks are not uncommon. Because of the scope of this leak, it will take longer, but we’re talking years and not decades, IMHO for the affected areas to be restored to how they were before. It’s a sad and terrible thing for those whose livelihoods are ruined in the mean time, but the opportunities will be there for those who can ride it out and for those who start up new ventures when conditions allow.

MJBrutus on June 2, 2010 at 6:08 PM

Are you 2 high?

Do you understand tourists generate billions for our Gulf region? Do you understand 35% of the nations sea food comes from this region?

Do you understand the impact “a few people and a few years” has on our area????

Please, stfu and play biology 101 in a dark room.

Odie1941 on June 2, 2010 at 6:16 PM

The stifled laughter after each citation of Obama f**king around while oil continues to leak, as well as Stewart’s berating of him, is really telling. What a bunch of sheep.

MadisonConservative on June 2, 2010 at 5:14 PM

You got that right. They weren’t to comfortable laughing about their messiah, were they? Had Jesus Christ been the brunt of the jokes, they’d have been howling and rolling on the floor.

Rod on June 2, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Kronos on June 2, 2010 at 5:28 PM

Don’t forget the largest spill in history when Saddam intentionally dumped over 11 million barrels into the ocean when he was driven from Kuwait. That area also recovered within a few years.

chemman on June 2, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Odie1941 on June 2, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Get a grip. Yes it will be an economic nightmare but the region will recover just as others have after worse spills than this. A number of us are trying to show that it is not an ecological disaster of the end of the world proportions being spewed by the media and environmentalists. You think it is bad now if the a$$hats win the war of words try living without oil to fuel your vehicles and boats because that is what they want.

chemman on June 2, 2010 at 6:26 PM

It’s curious that CNN had snippets today of Jon Stewart’s lambasting BP (the same show where he withered Obama) but CNN only showed those portions of his monologue skewering BP and completely ignored Stewart’s daggers at Obama. How strange, it’s like they want to protect the Won Won from all criticisms.

eaglewingz08 on June 2, 2010 at 6:30 PM

Stewart is complete pussy. How about some shots of Zero whacking divots in Mother Earth while Rome burns? How about shots of the deer-in-the-headlight look he had when Major Garret asked him about the Sestak bribe?

Stewart, you moron, the FCC that’s gunning for us will get to you only a little bit later. You’re a complete coward. Wake up!

Western_Civ on June 2, 2010 at 6:36 PM

My gift to Obama:

HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL EXECUTIVE:

LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

(Note that success is NOT enhanced by a big mouth: real world problems care nothing about words!)

landlines on June 2, 2010 at 6:37 PM

Get a grip. Yes it will be an economic nightmare but the region will recover just as others have after worse spills than this. A number of us are trying to show that it is not an ecological disaster of the end of the world proportions being spewed by the media and environmentalists. You think it is bad now if the a$$hats win the war of words try living without oil to fuel your vehicles and boats because that is what they want.

chemman on June 2, 2010 at 6:26 PM

Hey guy – meet reality. I am glad you can postulate “all is well in a few years” – but you know what – what happens between now and then? I’ll tell you – destruction of a 4 state economy.

The oil spill and its negative effects dont see “Dem or Rep” – and if you knew anything about this area you POS – you would know its 85% republican – with 4 of the largest military bases in the world housed here.

So yeah – you keep claiming how “everything will get back to normal”, in a desperate attempt to score a point against the “enviro’s” out there… I am sure it will help your conservative cred.

You are an idiot.

Odie1941 on June 2, 2010 at 6:39 PM

If this latest thing works, they intend to hook up a tanker to suck out the oil. How about also hooking up a barge with a burner, so when there’s no tanker we burn off as much oil as we can?

And I want a video feed of that flame!

HotWeaver on June 2, 2010 at 6:45 PM

What I don’t understand is why they haven’t freaking NUKED the damn leak yet? It makes perfect sense to do so. The leak is a reality now…

You have two choices…

Do what they did with the 1979 Ixtoc spill by Mexico’s state run oil company Pemex, which was to drill two more wells into the same reservoir that the main one was leaking from to release some of the pressure from the leaking well, and waste over 290 days trying to stanch the leak… All the while allowing all that oil to leak out and spread up the Texas coast (I remember tar balls and overall messyness all up and down my home states coast when I was little) and other places in the Gulf of Mexico…

OR…

Nuke the leak point, and fuse all that rock and mud into one big “plug” that acts as a cauterizing force. You then have a small localized area of radiation, that is 5000 ft below the surface of the ocean.

So oil all over the place, or a much smaller area affected by a bit of radiation in an area of the ocean that is known to contain very little if any life. Besides, life always finds a way to make it… Just look at the reclamation of the areas surrounding Chernobyl in Ukraine.

SauerKraut537 on June 2, 2010 at 6:52 PM

I wonder, will the campaign cash for MMS waivers ever come up?

And how about the 1990 OPA and the missing booms?

tarpon on June 2, 2010 at 6:55 PM

The spill is dragging on because ‘you never let a crisis go to waste,’ and this will kill ‘drill, baby, drill,’ and possibly allow for a greater acceptance of energy limitation and/or higher taxes. It’s all a scam.

TinMan13 on June 2, 2010 at 6:56 PM

Special Report just concluded with part of this. I noticed a line in the bottom left of the screen: Failure to Staunch.

Nice try, Stewart. You wanted stanch.

http://www.cjr.org/resources/lc/stanch.php

BuckeyeSam on June 2, 2010 at 7:08 PM

Nuke it like a bag of popcorn.

AaronGuzman on June 2, 2010 at 7:27 PM

The POTUS is mentally ill.

BHO Jonestown on June 2, 2010 at 7:33 PM

I’ve lost my sense of humor ever since this POS took office. I just can’t laugh at that – too painful.

silvernana on June 2, 2010 at 7:40 PM

Didn’t Spike Lee declare time be measured in BB-before Barack and AB-after Barack way back in 2008?

di butler on June 2, 2010 at 7:49 PM

yea, kind of a wishy-washy response. When Stewart starts getting on the president for the 12 shmadillion golf games he’s played since the oil spill, then I’ll be impressed.

Jewels on June 2, 2010 at 8:08 PM

It’s actually rather amusing to see and hear these Liberals trying to uphold some sort of comedic factor while ignoring that they’ve backed a loser.

Lourdes on June 2, 2010 at 8:26 PM

Didn’t Spike Lee declare time be measured in BB-before Barack and AB-after Barack way back in 2008?

di butler on June 2, 2010 at 7:49 PM

Yeah, and today Spike Lee says Obama should “go off” on the Gulf Oil Spill disaster.

I think Lee’s smoked far too much Mary Jane and his concept of himself as Urban King of the Jungle has long since lost it’s, uhh, sheen.

Lourdes on June 2, 2010 at 8:28 PM

A great line early:

“Let’s start with the good news! It is now clear that there is an awful lot of oil in our earth.”

JimRich on June 3, 2010 at 12:04 AM

Used to go to the Texas coast back in the 60′s. We always carried a bottle of baby oil in the bag. Used it to get the tar off our thongs. As you might imagine, there is a lot of oil off the Texas coast and a lot of it just seeps up through the sand. The volatiles evaporate, leaving little blobs of tar to get on your shoes. It’s not really news to anyone in Texas that there is tar on the beach. Additionally, if anyone is stupid enough to “nuke the well”, can you imagine a tide of radioactive oil coming ashore in Florida? You think the cleanup is bad now?

gordo on June 3, 2010 at 12:34 AM

Using a low yield nuke would be very effective. With it being a mile below the water surface, you wouldn’t have any fallout.

At that depth you would not even notice it happened on the surface. The pressure of water at that depth would contain the explotion to a small area. It might crush the pipe if it was close enough,maybe sealing it off, but could result in fractures in the sea bottom that would not be sealable until mother nature does it eons from now.

As suggested by another engineer, the lowering of a smaller pipe with a donut ring, like a tire or set of tires that are inflated inside the pipe seems logical, provided that you could get enough pressure inside one to inflate and still hold it integrety. That might allow the hole to be closed with cement pumped down it.

Howvever they do it will be by committee and as we know, that will take for ever to be done and then will be a compromise that will be at best questionalbly effective.

Franklyn on June 3, 2010 at 1:19 AM

A sporadic viewer of the Daly Show, and I think John Stewart is humorous. But with the facts as they are, Mr. Stewart identifies the truth with solving the leak in the Gulf and is how the President is handling it.

Remember, what makes things funny is that the subject matter (joke) must be based on truth.

MSGTAS on June 3, 2010 at 10:54 AM

Oil isn’t some kind of toxic chemical. It’s a natural substance that leaks into the ocean in far, far greater quantities than this spill.

Stop being such alarmists.

Kronos on June 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM

Kronos, I want very much to listen to you as the Voice of Reason, and to fight off despair. I know that oil leaks undersea are not unusual, although this one seems … complicated, somehow. And I would very much like for it to stop now.

Jaibones on June 3, 2010 at 11:00 AM

I find Stewart to be a self-important douchebag, and am frequently offended by his self-serving “clown nose on! … clown nose off!” routine, as Allah has referred to it.

Once a clown, always a clown.

Jaibones on June 3, 2010 at 11:02 AM