Alternate headline: “Terrible week for Obama somehow turns worse.” On any other occasion this would be amusing, but Memorial Day without an address from the C-in-C is a bummer through and through. Three clips for you, then, to make up the difference. The first is The One from this afternoon, caught in the middle of a downpour to rival Noah’s flood. The second is his weekend YouTube address on Memorial Day, which will have to do as a substitute for any remarks today. And the third is a brief clip of Biden pinch-hitting at Arlington. Looks like you missed some beautiful spring weather in Virginia, champ.