Via Cubachi. Yeah, we covered this last night, but (a) a daily allotment of “common sense porn” does a body good and (b) this is so awesome that it might — might — replace Humpbot as the official Hot Air victory video. I’m not promising anything. I’m just sayin’.

You know what the best part of this is, aside from the teacher congratulating herself for doing it for the love after she just spent two minutes haranguing Christie about money? Apparently — if it’s the same Rita Wilson — she already makes in excess of $86,000. Perfect.