Obama schedules awesome oil spill photo op in the gulf for Friday

posted at 4:45 pm on May 25, 2010 by Allahpundit

Message: I care.

President Obama will travel back to the Gulf Coast this week — his second trip in a month — to assess firsthand the growing environmental damage from the spreading oil spill, White House officials said.

Mr. Obama will travel to Louisiana from Chicago, where he will be spending Memorial Day weekend, on Friday for a day trip, the officials said. As the oil spill enters its second month unabated, the administration is coming under increased criticism for its oversight of the oil leak.

Yeah, today actually ended up being an odd day for Byron York to run his piece on how Obama stonewalls the media because he knows they’re in his pocket. I’ve made that point before myself, but there’s a caveat to it: If the left turns on Obama, it’ll reassure the press that tougher coverage isn’t some betrayal of the Cause. And they are, in fact, turning on him over the spill:

The trouble began last week when Democratic stalwarts Chris Matthews and James Carville separately criticized Obama’s response, or lack thereof. Over the weekend both Donna Brazile and Cokie Roberts jumped on the bandwagon and last night all three networks ran with the story. ABC News was particularly focused on how the anger in LA appears “to be reserved for the government” noting that they’d seen a pickup truck bearing a sign reading ‘BP + The Feds = Another Katrina.’ Even HuffPo’s Senior Washington Correspondent Dan Froomkin noted yesterday that “the Katrina analogy isn’t completely off” and when you’ve lost HuffPo…well it’s not good.

Lefty political consultant Peter Daou laid into him last night at HuffPo too. Which may help explain why we’re suddenly seeing gratuitously cringeworthy anecdotes like this in reports on the spill:

Since the oil rig exploded, the White House has tried to project a posture that is unflappable and in command.

But to those tasked with keeping the president apprised of the disaster, Obama’s clenched jaw is becoming an increasingly familiar sight. During one of those sessions in the Oval Office the first week after the spill, a president who rarely vents his frustration cut his aides short, according to one who was there.

“Plug the damn hole,” Obama told them.

The hole continues to spew, however, in quantities now thought to be three to five times the 5,000 barrels a day originally estimated.

If Bush had uttered something as mindlessly self-evident as “plug the damn hole” during crisis management, there’d already be t-shirts on sale on lefty blogs with that phrase emblazoned over a picture of him looking like a baboon. What’s doubly bad for The One right now, of course, is that spill anxiety is reaching a crescendo just as the story of the White House trying to bribe Sestak to drop out of the race is taking off again. The left’s grudgingly turning on him over that too, first with Tim Kaine admitting over the weekend that, yeah, maybe the White House should come clean and today with Dick Durbin(!) piling on. Marc Ambinder on how the two narratives mesh:

One [the Sestak story] furthers the knife in the “open, honest, transparent” theme that has been on life support since health care, and the other [the spill] furthers the knife in the “neither big government nor small government but efficient government” theme that has been on life support since the stimulus. The administration will need to fight these two issues immediately, consistently, and relentlessly.

The irony? One of their big messages for November is to point to health care and financial reform and say “See? Democrats can govern!” And now voters are going to point to the spill and say … no, you really can’t. I wonder what message they’ll fall back on. Click the image to watch.

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PBHO just watched “The Abyss” on family movie night, and is now wondering why can’t the oil guys just jump down there wearing one of those weird fluid breathing systems and plug the hole with some cinder blocks.

Bishop on May 25, 2010 at 5:25 PM

Those breathing systems are not fantasy. And they do work. Just one problem….of the 3 men who’ve tried it, 3 of them died of pnemonia (drowned). There’s no way (yet) to dry your lungs once you stop using the fluid.

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Is Sean Penn going to bring his canoe and shotgun for the photo op?

Good Solid B-Plus on May 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM

This guys really likes Air Force One, huh?

RobCon on May 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM

So Obama is about to go on his second vacation since the spill began. Any wonder where the golf ball plan came from?

Chuck Schick on May 25, 2010 at 5:46 PM

I’m quivering in anticipation of the assessment we’re about to be subjected to. What are the odds it’ll be something like “It’s a big oil spill”?

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:41 PM

I guess when ya ain’t got sh!t to talk about, just repeat the obvious and try to make it sound good.

ted c on May 25, 2010 at 5:46 PM

Are you sure that headline isn’t supposed to read “golf” instead of “gulf”

vcferlita on May 25, 2010 at 5:47 PM

So Obama is about to go on his second vacation since the spill began. Any wonder where the golf ball plan came from?

Chuck Schick on May 25, 2010 at 5:46 PM

maybe he could park Michelle and the gals on the beach in Louisiana, then take a boat out over the spill and hit a few buckets of balls over it, hoping it’ll help plug it…/?

ted c on May 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Alright then, fluid breathing systems aren’t the answer.

PBHO also watched “Gray Lady Down” and so he will ask his aides why a Charleton Heston-type guy can’t take a mini sub down there and push some sand over the leak.

Bishop on May 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

“Plug the damn hole,” Obama told them.

“Stop world hunger,” Obama told them.

“World peace now,” Obama told them.

“Drill offshore”, Obama told them.

So let it be written…….

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

He makes an appearence at a National Cemetary on Memorial Day for political reasons while in kicking it in Chicago for the holiday and then makes an hourly appearence at the gulf for political reasons.
Sleee….Zeee.

RobCon on May 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

His secret plan is to call in Joe the Plumber.

GnuBreed on May 25, 2010 at 5:24 PM

Heh.

the_nile on May 25, 2010 at 5:49 PM

maybe he could park Michelle and the gals on the beach in Louisiana, then take a boat out over the spill and hit a few buckets of balls over it, hoping it’ll help plug it…/?

ted c on May 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

Haha. Like in Seinfeld.

Chuck Schick on May 25, 2010 at 5:50 PM

Great photo op…

CynicalOptimist on May 25, 2010 at 5:51 PM

PBHO also watched “Gray Lady Down” and so he will ask his aides why a Charleton Heston-type guy can’t take a mini sub down there and push some sand over the leak.

Bishop on May 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

Charleton Heston was the CO of the bottomed sub, not the mini-sub driver.

But, to answer your question: When you get home, turn on the garden hose, lock it open and point it up. Then, throw some sand on it.

I think they should try a stint-type plug, where they stab the pipe with an inflatable plug of sufficient length to hold the pressure. Stick it in way down deep, and then quickly inflate it with high pressure air. It’s own length can provide the necessary friction inside the pipe. If it needs to be 500 feet long, then make it 500 feet long.

But that’s just me.

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:53 PM

Is he going to walk on the water?

Hening on May 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM

Is Sean Penn going to bring his canoe and shotgun for the photo op?

Good Solid B-Plus on May 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Yes. But he’s also going to bring Michael Moore, who will sink the canoe, accidentally drown Spicoli and then mistake the shotgun for a hot dog, causing a big effing explosion, which is a big effing deal. Then the Big “O” can point off in the distance, point at the horizon and say, “Big Boom Booms”.

/

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM

ome one needs to get hot on getting some stills from John Wayne’s movie ‘Hell Fighters’ and shop Our Savior into them.

BigWyo on May 25, 2010 at 4:48 PM

Here you go:
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w110/pitmangraphics/hellfightersObama.jpg

tpitman on May 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

So let it be written…….

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

where? On a stone tablet at the bottom of the sea?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea… Barack Obama Square Suit?

upinak on May 25, 2010 at 5:57 PM

But is he still going to skip the photo op at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday?

ladyingray on May 25, 2010 at 5:58 PM

Who in the He!! wants him to go to the LA Gulf Coast. He can beat up on BP and Arizona from Chicago. We would get more useful info out of my teenage daughter.

Dire Straits on May 25, 2010 at 5:59 PM

tpitman on May 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

I may never comment again.

upinak on May 25, 2010 at 5:57 PM

Do Shittles float? If not, send in the Unicorns.

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 6:00 PM

Wait…. What if Lady Boy pulls a McGuyver type move!!!

Armed only with a stapler, paper clip, one cufflink, a tea cup and his Harvard class ring, with a tingle running down his leg and a perfect pant crease… he single handedly………

/

Come on, Cwishy Maffews…. you can finish this story and make it a Headline on MSNBC tonight in prime time.

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 6:00 PM

So who will be standing behind him when he reads the teleprompter ?
I know Jindal will be around, but who , other than Asslrod and or Rhambo , will be around him ? Emeril ? Old ladies ? BP execs ? Local fishermen ? Kids from local schools ?
And what will he be wearing for the photo-op ? A suit and tie ? Overalls ? Jeans and T-shirt ? Leather jacket ?

I can’t wait

macncheez on May 25, 2010 at 6:00 PM

But is he still going to skip the photo op at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday?

ladyingray on May 25, 2010 at 5:58 PM

Nope but he will be back in Washington DC in time fora Paul McCartney concert.

Dire Straits on May 25, 2010 at 6:01 PM

But is he still going to skip the photo op at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday?

ladyingray on May 25, 2010 at 5:58 PM

If he bothers to show up, no doubt he will have a perfectly placed dab of black (racist) oil on the tip of his nose. And a carefully placed tear held in place with super glue coming from the corner of his left eye.

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 6:02 PM

I can’t wait

macncheez on May 25, 2010 at 6:00 PM

None of the above. It’ll be Rosie O’Donnell and the crew from The View.

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 6:04 PM

Here you go:
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w110/pitmangraphics/hellfightersObama.jpg

tpitman on May 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

Excellent Photoshop! But you are messing with an Icon in The Duke.

Dire Straits on May 25, 2010 at 6:04 PM

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:53 PM

Yeah, I like the stint idea as well, but had been thinking water, not air. Not an engineer though, don’t know which would have better odds, but in general, I like that idea…

Midas on May 25, 2010 at 6:04 PM

Excellent Photoshop! But you are messing with an Icon in The Duke.

Dire Straits on May 25, 2010 at 6:04 PM

If it helps our cause, I’m sure the Duke wouldn’t mind.

Saddle up.

Let’s roll.

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 6:05 PM

Too late, the damage is done. I don’t think Louisiana wants him there spouting off about how he’s been “on this since day one.” I want Mr. President to wander into a marsh like the Governor has. I want him to see pelicans who can’t fly. I want him to see the horror and cry. That’s the only way I’ll know he has an inkling of compassion or understanding of the magnitude of this crisis.

scalleywag on May 25, 2010 at 6:06 PM

If it helps our cause, I’m sure the Duke wouldn’t mind.

Saddle up.

Let’s roll.

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 6:05 PM

I concur! Let’s roll.

Dire Straits on May 25, 2010 at 6:08 PM

Two vacations during the oil spill, just to create a crisis and prevent future offshore drilling. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Andy in Agoura Hills on May 25, 2010 at 6:09 PM

Yeah, I like the stint idea as well, but had been thinking water, not air. Not an engineer though, don’t know which would have better odds, but in general, I like that idea…

Midas on May 25, 2010 at 6:04 PM

Water would work. I think the rate of inflation would higher with air than with water (you’d have to pump the water in at high velocity; with air, you just open the valve and let it rip. You’d need a fast inflation rate, otherwise your “balloon” material may not survive in the oil jet.

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 6:09 PM

He hasn’t looked calm, cool or collected; he’s looked like he doesn’t give a rat’s behind about what is happening.

He’d better of gotten all those permits & equipment that Bobby Jindal reqested by then or this is going to be a brutal trip, and he’s not going to come out on the good end this time.

This IS Katrina, it will devestate as many lives & livlihoods, and will have vastly more environmental impact.

lizzie beth on May 25, 2010 at 6:09 PM

Obama has been fitted with scuba gear for his dive tomorrow.

Travis1 on May 25, 2010 at 6:10 PM

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:53 PM

won’t work. good idea thought.

The pressure would blow the stent out.

Well PSI can be very high… and the ocean/gulf floor and 2 other spots in the world (dry land0 have been shown to have a PSI of 3000 or above.

upinak on May 25, 2010 at 6:12 PM

Obama has been fitted with scuba gear for his dive tomorrow.

Travis1 on May 25, 2010 at 6:10 PM

WH in desperate search for water-proof TOTUS

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 6:12 PM

I can’t wait to hear the shout outs to his cronies before the speech.

HellCat on May 25, 2010 at 6:18 PM

None of the above. It’ll be Rosie O’Donnell and the crew from The View.

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 6:04 PM

Well we need experts to tell us that oil doesn’t float on water and its all Bush’s fault and Cheney used to work for Halliburton !

As long as one of them doesn’t do this , these hags , with MegMcCain will make a nice propaganda piece

macncheez on May 25, 2010 at 6:20 PM

The pressure would blow the stent out.

Well PSI can be very high… and the ocean/gulf floor and 2 other spots in the world (dry land0 have been shown to have a PSI of 3000 or above.

upinak on May 25, 2010 at 6:12 PM

You’d have to engineer the length of the “stint” to give you enough friction against the well casing.

Quick math: if the well is 5″ in diameter, that an area of roughly 20 square inches. 20 x 3000psi = 60,000lbs of total force in the pipe. So the stint would have to provide more friction than the force that’s pushing the oil out.

I’m no good at friction co-efficients of materials, but some in the country is. We store at air at 4,500psi and even higher, so the applied force is already available.

Of course, I’m assuming a 5″ pipe and 3000psi well pressure.

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Message: I care.

translation: this effing shite ain’t stopping and it’s crimping my socialist style dammit.

ted c on May 25, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Too late, the damage is done. I don’t think Louisiana wants him there spouting off about how he’s been “on this since day one.” I want Mr. President to wander into a marsh like the Governor has. I want him to see pelicans who can’t fly. I want him to see the horror and cry. That’s the only way I’ll know he has an inkling of compassion or understanding of the magnitude of this crisis.

scalleywag on May 25, 2010 at 6:06 PM

“Barack Obama hates black people”
“Barack Obama hates sea life”
“Barack Obama hates pelicans”
“Barack Obama hates New Orleans”
“Barack Obama hates shrimpers”
“Barack Obama hates the Gulf Coast”

/wonder if we’ll he hearing that chorus sung by skoo children.

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 6:22 PM

translation: this effing shite ain’t stopping and it’s crimping my socialist style dammit.

ted c on May 25, 2010 at 6:20 PM

About 8 or 10 weeks ago, I made a comment on here that said, check his poll #’s in 13 weeks (mark this post), and my prediction was 32-34. I wish I could find that post.

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 6:24 PM

Obama has been fitted with scuba gear for his dive tomorrow.

Travis1 on May 25, 2010 at 6:10 PM

He’ll be snorkling ?
Will Massa be there ?

macncheez on May 25, 2010 at 6:24 PM

Of course, I’m assuming a 5″ pipe and 3000psi well pressure.

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 6:20 PM

just trust me it won’t work. They were putting casing in with the PSI. The cement casing is heavy… some either they miscalculated the PSI or the cemement or both. No one may know what the PSI is.

Also.. if anyone is curious of how many vacation the one has been on. Looks like 17 now. 17 vacations since in Office. Must be nice.

upinak on May 25, 2010 at 6:25 PM

He’ll be snorkling ?
Will Massa Matthews be there ?

macncheez on May 25, 2010 at 6:24 PM

LOL

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 6:26 PM

Here you go:
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w110/pitmangraphics/hellfightersObama.jpg

tpitman on May 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM


Major HEH!!!

You, sir/madam…ROCK!!!

BigWyo on May 25, 2010 at 6:31 PM

Hey, everyone! It’s Obe Leakin’.

andycanuck on May 25, 2010 at 6:33 PM

Is the media distracting us from something else the administration doesn’t want covered? Nayh, I’m just into crazy conspiracy theories like he’s a closet communist.

shick on May 25, 2010 at 6:35 PM

I wonder what message they’ll fall back on.

In 3….2….1…..

It’s all George Bush’s fault!

Hey, it worked once!

GarandFan on May 25, 2010 at 6:37 PM

Obama is also scheduling to get his big ears cleaned.
When his aides said it would be politically correct for him to interrupt his second vacation during this month, he agreed because he thought they said he was going golfing, rather than going to the Gulf.

Also the Mexican President gave this typical vacation advise to Obama. “While you are there, don’t drink the water”.

Sorry you can’t bother to be at Arlington on Monday but it is safe to send VP Biden because he only has to lay the wreath and does not have to give a speech.

2012 cannot come soon enough.

sh221b on May 25, 2010 at 6:39 PM

If the Big O is heading toward Louisiana to spout more vacuous tripe in front of a camera, why doesn’t he just save the taxpayers the jet fuel and security measures for his trip. From the Oval Office or an appropriate federal agency situation room, he could make his points via a conference call with Gov. Jindal. Or answer some pointed questions from people familiar with the clean-up operation in an interview. Or indicate specifically what the federal government via its agencies has done to assist LA with this emergency.

Like Gov. Brewer in AZ, Gov. Jindal is exasperated with the delays of the federal government response. Each governor knows what he or she needs but find themselves ensnarled in red-tape, contradictory communications, or no responses at all.

Technically, ObaMao should just stay away and get out of the way of those who know what they are doing. He should be available to give the supportive manpower, the equipment, and expertise of knowledgeable sources. His job is to offer support not blame or threats. His job is to provide information and the resources available through emergency management.

onlineanalyst on May 25, 2010 at 6:39 PM

Hey dufus, you wanted the job as president? Remember, you said “I won”?

Well now, you are in charge whether we like it or not so……

DO SOMETHING, YOU MORON

dthorny on May 25, 2010 at 6:50 PM

Technically, ObaMao should just stay away and get out of the way of those who know what they are doing. He should be available to give the supportive manpower, the equipment, and expertise of knowledgeable sources. His job is to offer support not blame or threats. His job is to provide information and the resources available through emergency management.

onlineanalyst on May 25, 2010 at 6:39 PM

I agree with you, but I believe, in his mind, this is one major inconvenience to his agenda: it means that he has to work.

So might as well get another ride on the most expensive private plane in the world, and stand around looking concerned for an hour.

He has been crystal clear that he doesn’t give a flying fig about this except that it has gotten in his way, and that attitude is actually starting to show to anyone paying attention.

tru2tx on May 25, 2010 at 6:52 PM

A little OT, but not TOO far OT, Obama has a pretty thin skin

DrAllecon on May 25, 2010 at 6:54 PM

Wonder when Olbermann’s gonna start running a tally of the days since our dipshit President yelled, “Plug the damn hole!” I’ll be holding my breath for that one.

miles on May 25, 2010 at 6:58 PM

your mum leaks oil

pedestrian on May 25, 2010 at 5:12 PM

.
Your mum leaks gas.

ronsfi on May 25, 2010 at 7:01 PM

Nope but he will be back in Washington DC in time fora Paul McCartney concert.

Dire Straits on May 25, 2010 at 6:01 PM

priorities indeed

cmsinaz on May 25, 2010 at 7:06 PM

Barack Hussein Obama.
BP has spilled many barrels of oil
as the narcistic, boy kings blood,
begins to boil.
umm, umm, umm.

Barack Hussein Obama.
As his ratings continue circlin’ the drain,
He suddenly feels
Lose-iana’s pain.
umm, umm, umm.

Barack Hussein Obama.
“You can’t blame me,
I’m not account-able”.
“I’ve got other things to do
like shoot 18 holes”.
umm, umm, umm.

dthorny on May 25, 2010 at 7:11 PM

Wait– he’s just gonna use his teleprompters to part the waters so they can fix the leak,,, our hero..

tinkerthinker on May 25, 2010 at 7:13 PM

my money is him… alone… looking out on the gulf… standing on a little oily beach.

upinak on May 25, 2010 at 4:51 PM

With his shirt off.

elifino on May 25, 2010 at 7:16 PM

Barack Hussein Obama.
“The lack of transparency cries,
The media must shoosh,
But, as before,
We’ll blame George Bush”.
umm, umm, umm.

dthorny on May 25, 2010 at 7:18 PM

During first 36 days of Katrina, Bush made 7 visits to Gulf Coast…

So far on Day 36 of BP oil leak, Obama has made 1 visit to disaster area…

from drudge, don’t know if this was already mentioned on this thread…thought it was interesting…no linky though

cmsinaz on May 25, 2010 at 7:20 PM

After 0bama said “Plug the damn hole,” in an extreme case of misunderstanding, the Secret Service agent turned and shot Michell 0bama…

rbb on May 25, 2010 at 7:50 PM

We need to have a bet/poll. What will the photo-op be?

1. Obama crying over an oil soaked bird?
2. Obama crying over an empty handed fisherman?
3. Obama crying over the environment?
4. Obama crying over his poll numbers?

5. All of the above. And then it’s off to Chi-Town for some fun times!

Key West Reader on May 25, 2010 at 4:50 PM

-
With a side order of
crying over the sad fact that his term as POTUS will have a bigger stain on it that Billy Bob Clinton’s does…

RalphyBoy on May 25, 2010 at 7:53 PM

Where’s all the Greenniks? Thought they’d be all over this by now scooping up every glob of oil on the Gulf Beaches cursing the Evil Bush with every slimy handful.

Don’t they care about the “chocolate” people who BP is obviously trying to kill?

Dr. ZhivBlago on May 25, 2010 at 7:55 PM

“Plug the damn hole,” Obama told them.

He wasn’t referring to Pelosi?

Mr. Bingley on May 25, 2010 at 7:58 PM

Where’s the Hotair article about Obambi snubbing our fallen Heroes by being THE FIRST PRESIDENT in history to not attend the Memorial Day service at Arlington?

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 8:07 PM

After 0bama said “Plug the damn hole,” in an extreme case of misunderstanding, the Secret Service agent turned and shot Michell 0bama…

rbb on May 25, 2010 at 7:50 PM

Excellent!

PatMac on May 25, 2010 at 8:23 PM

Where’s the Hotair article about Obambi snubbing our fallen Heroes by being THE FIRST PRESIDENT in history to not attend the Memorial Day service at Arlington?

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 8:07 PM

Don’t they play the National Anthem @ those ceremonies ? Why would he want to be around such events, with cameras capturing every moment ?
And who wants to spoil their holiday listening to a tune you don’t know how to respond to anyway ? Now its different when they play ” Hail to the Chief ” , but the National Anthem of THIS country ? com’on

macncheez on May 25, 2010 at 8:53 PM

Oh – I was under the impression that the government was responsible for doing something. Because, you know, they’re responsible for everything in everybody’s lives. So this is certainly something they should have fixed weeks ago.

Once again, just telling people to “do something” doesn’t mean it then automatically happens, Mr. President.

Good Lt on May 25, 2010 at 8:53 PM

About two years ago a co-worker and myself were having a conversation over the state of the world. Half joking I told him mother earth probably has about 12 years of shelf life left. In retrospect I beginning to think I was too optimistic.

Iran’s nuclear program, North Korea’s sinks a South Korean naval vessel, Iraq/Afgan wars, the continued terrorist threat, illegal immigration, the drug wars spilling over into the United States, China owns us.

I for one thank my lucky stars that the adults are in charge. /s/

Dang I need a drink (can’t afford a vacation).

Regards

SPIFF1669 on May 25, 2010 at 8:56 PM

Oilbaggers!

faraway on May 25, 2010 at 8:57 PM

You got a nasty, slimy hole that needs plugged…

And nobody has called Bill Clinton yet?

TiminPhx on May 25, 2010 at 9:03 PM

macncheez on May 25, 2010 at 8:53 PM

Sarcasm received ;)

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 9:04 PM

Is he going to walk on the water?

Hening on May 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM

But of course…and he will standeth over the leak and say, “Foresooth” and such, wave the Obamahand and all will be well. Marshes will be healed and oily birds shall be oil-less.

Chewy the Lab on May 25, 2010 at 9:31 PM

“Plug the damn hole,” Obama told them.

..was he talking to his aides or to MOO?

The War Planner on May 25, 2010 at 9:32 PM

After 0bama said “Plug the damn hole,” in an extreme case of misunderstanding, the Secret Service agent turned and shot Michell 0bama…

rbb on May 25, 2010 at 7:50 PM

I do believe this comment has made me laugh harder than anything I have ever read on this site.

Is that bad?

Lily on May 25, 2010 at 9:40 PM

After 0bama said “Plug the damn hole,” in an extreme case of misunderstanding, the Secret Service agent turned and shot Michell 0bama…

rbb on May 25, 2010 at 7:50 PM
I do believe this comment has made me laugh harder than anything I have ever read on this site.

Is that bad?

Lily on May 25, 2010 at 9:40 PM

Just fell off my chair laughing.

katy the mean old lady on May 25, 2010 at 9:46 PM

After 0bama said “Plug the damn hole,” in an extreme case of misunderstanding, the Secret Service agent turned and shot Michell 0bama…

rbb on May 25, 2010 at 7:50 PM

The funny thing is, if it happened where the SS were the only witnesses I could see him saying “not what I meant, but thanks, now quick get cracking on a cover story.”

Dark-Star on May 25, 2010 at 9:52 PM

I’m no expert but as far as plugging the hole by pumping down air. doesn’t air get compressed at depths. I remember when I was SCUBA Diving that if you took a two liter bottle of air to 135′ below water, it collapsed. Wouldn’t that be greater at 5,000 feet below?

KZnextzone on May 25, 2010 at 9:53 PM

One reason his visit has taken this long, he simply looks down on the South.

diogenes on May 25, 2010 at 9:53 PM

Look for Hugo Chavez to show up and offer advice — not about handling the spill, silly, but about how Obi-Won should consolidate his hold on power. The self-styled Emperors of the West will channel Napoleon and Alexander at Tilsit, as it were.

ya2daup on May 25, 2010 at 9:58 PM

After 0bama said “Plug the damn hole,” in an extreme case of misunderstanding, the Secret Service agent turned and shot Michell 0bama…

rbb on May 25, 2010 at 7:50 PM

Somebody better get me a new chair. Peed all over this one here.

tcn on May 25, 2010 at 10:02 PM

Why doesn’t THE PHAROAH just go down and heal the waters down in the Gulf?

And if not just issue a Executive Order and end all drilling, close down Congress, suspend the Bill of Rights and order all Medical services suspended in the United States (for it’s citizens). And round up all Conservatives and have them put in FEMA Camps for re-education.

*****You just had a view into a Perfect Liberal world.

PappyD61 on May 25, 2010 at 10:14 PM

tpitman on May 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

rbb on May 25, 2010 at 7:50 PM

You folks are killing me! This, on the weekend’s AOSHQ thread about the State Dinner for Mexicali Rose, makes a trifecta:

55 The food was decent, Beyonce was fine, and the marquee wasn’t bad, but I thought the highlight of the night was when Michelle unhinged her jaw and swallowed a wild boar whole.

Posted by: Flippi Calderon at May 22, 2010 08:57 PM (t++hI)

ya2daup on May 25, 2010 at 10:21 PM

Where’s the Hotair article about Obambi snubbing our fallen Heroes by being THE FIRST PRESIDENT in history to not attend the Memorial Day service at Arlington?

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 8:07 PM

Another historical and unprecedented first by our post-partisan, post-racial president! And the earth began to heal, and the waters receded, and he looked upon all the misery that succumbed to a wave of his hand, pecs a-glisten, and said, “When’s my tee time?”

tpitman on May 25, 2010 at 10:21 PM

Where’s the Hotair article about Obambi snubbing our fallen Heroes by being THE FIRST PRESIDENT in history to not attend the Memorial Day service at Arlington?

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 8:07 PM

Good! Keep him far, far away from our fallen heroes. That’s sacred ground and he is wholly unholy.

Chewy the Lab on May 25, 2010 at 10:42 PM

Chewy the Lab on May 25, 2010 at 10:42 PM

But it will Biden in his stead… not sure which would be more insulting…

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 10:48 PM

Obama has yet to visit Tennessee since the flooding on May 2nd. One-half of the state was delcared a disaster; he has never even spoken publicly about the floods that have caused an estimated $1.5 Billion to Nashville area alone. West Tn was hit with record flooding surpassing the 1937 flood.

Obama played golf… Held a fundraiser on Wall Street… Had a date-nite…

TN Mom on May 25, 2010 at 10:49 PM

‘will be Biden’

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 10:56 PM

TN Mom on May 25, 2010 at 10:49 PM

Yep.

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 10:59 PM

Linky

“Working Vacation”

Ugly on May 25, 2010 at 11:07 PM

I’ve noticed that Shep Smith is pretty darn close to tears over this spill. Mr. Obama needs to get his rear in gear.

Cindy Munford on May 25, 2010 at 11:08 PM

BobMbx on May 25, 2010 at 5:53 PM

won’t work. good idea thought.

The pressure would blow the stent out.

Well PSI can be very high… and the ocean/gulf floor and 2 other spots in the world (dry land0 have been shown to have a PSI of 3000 or above.

upinak on May 25, 2010 at 6:12 PM

NUKE IT

BruceB on May 25, 2010 at 11:12 PM

“Plug the damn hole,” Obama told them.

LOL! Can’t wait for Obamacare….

TN Mom on May 25, 2010 at 11:12 PM

Maybe BHO should schedule a little time to talk with this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQUfOZTK-Y

Seems he thinks leadership’s been in short supply.

UnderstandingisPower on May 26, 2010 at 12:00 AM

Obama has yet to visit Tennessee since the flooding on May 2nd.

TN Mom on May 25, 2010 at 10:49 PM

Meh. We don’t need him anyway.

ddrintn on May 26, 2010 at 12:27 AM

Hey Zero !

When anyone says “get out of town!” it means they don’t believe you not to take another vacation.

viking01 on May 26, 2010 at 12:36 AM

“neither big government nor small government but efficient government”

IG report: Meth, porn use by drilling agency staff

Rae on May 25, 2010 at 4:55 PM

LOL…ho hum, another day at the office.

ddrintn on May 26, 2010 at 12:40 AM

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