And the winner of Reason’s “Everybody Draw Mohammed” day contest is…

posted at 6:38 pm on May 20, 2010 by Allahpundit

…clever. A bit of a cop out, but clever. Follow the link and have a look. If you’re unsatisfied, no worries: You can always get your fill at Zombie’s Mohammed image archive.

Nick Gillespie and Matt Welch sum up:

Anyone who has even flown over an American university in the past 20 years (or has read random issues of Reason over the same time frame) understands the doublespeak that courses through concepts such as multiculturalism and diversity. Rules governing every aspect of campus interaction and discourse exist not to promote or protect speech but to restrict and regulate it. At the national and state levels, legislators pass increasingly arcane laws governing specifically political speech. Regulators and the interests that control them wrestle for expanded control of the Internet’s pipes and for extending content regulation to every transmitting device more powerful than a garage-door opener. Obscenity – impossible to define and hence impossible to defend – remains a cause for imprisoning peaceful men for life. Even as we live in an age of expression that was unimaginable only a few decades ago, we see on every level increasing attempts by governments, corporations, legal and educational institutions, and much more to shut down the relatively free, unfettered rights of expression that we are right to wear like a merit badge. It was only a few decades ago that terrifying works such as Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Lolita, Naked Lunch, and Howl could be freely published in America. For all our mythologizing about the First Amendment, which guarantees rights not only to speech but religious freedom and assembly, it is not simply a rare bird but an always endangered one too.

Which is to say that Draw Mohammed day is a sign of pushback, not by the groups you would expect to be at the forefront – the organized press and the elected guardians of the Constitution – but by a sea of individuals who will not stand by silently while forces of both hostility and accomodation collude in narrowing the space for acceptable speech. We are proud to be participants in a project that defends the core of our very slogan: Free Minds and Free Markets. Can free societies engage in speech that some may find greivously insulting, and in doing so can they advance both the debate and the ongoing liberal project? It’s not just that they can, but that they must.

Indeed. In fact, Zombie thinks that this may well be the start of a full-blown new Free Speech Movement. He/she has more faith in the west at this point than I do.

In lieu of a Mohammed image of my own, I offer you the updated video just posted to YouTube by that poor bastard whose anti-Koran app was torpedoed by Apple — even while an anti-Bible app remains on sale and available for download in iTunes. Simply the perfect exclamation point on today’s festivities.

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Where is a modern day Lenny Bruce when you need one?

rob verdi on May 20, 2010 at 6:41 PM

When’s the coloring book coming out?

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:41 PM

That’s weeeeeak … it should’ve been a steaming pile of camel shiite.

Tony737 on May 20, 2010 at 6:41 PM

Steven Jobs: The only Iranian homosexual known to exist.

BobMbx on May 20, 2010 at 6:42 PM

Lame. Counterproductive.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:42 PM

I love connect the dots!

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:43 PM

And this is the era of Hope!!

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 6:44 PM

A dodge worthy of an ivory tower leftist.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 6:44 PM

When’s the coloring book coming out?

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:41 PM

How about paint by number?

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:45 PM

Clever, yes. It would’ve been better if the connected dots spelled the word “Mohammed.” Then Rage Boi jiPadis could try to spin how it’s haraam to draw Mohammed.

Christien on May 20, 2010 at 6:46 PM

If anyone finds Steve Jobs testicles and/or spine, please mail them to:

Mr. Steve Jobs
% Apple
Cupertino, Ca

Thank you.

oldleprechaun on May 20, 2010 at 6:46 PM

Okay… is anyone else missing their buttons at the top? quote, emph, bold.. link? Bueller?

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:47 PM

Where’s the camels and under aged boys and girls?

SouthernGent on May 20, 2010 at 6:49 PM

The “Where’s Mohammed?” one is pretty clever.

year_of_the_dingo on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

Okay… is anyone else missing their buttons at the top? quote, emph, bold.. link? Bueller?

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:47 PM

Yea; But it’s back; Major internet gag. Probably Apple.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

I don’t recognize him without a bomb in his turban and a nine-year-old in his bed.

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

Those submissions are a little submissive.

Zombie’s Extreme Mo can’t be beat;
http://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/extreme_mohammed/

Personal favorites #1
http://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/extreme_mohammed/mo_in_hell%201.jpg

#2
http://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/extreme_mohammed/islam_3.jpg

But it’s hard to beat Dante’s Inferno classics;
http://zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/dantes_inferno/

Terp Mole on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

I forgot about the pipe (it is an old favorite), excellent. I love it.

As for Where’s Waldo, my six year old loves that stuff. So that is great too.

The connect the dots is good too. I think we need a color by number Mohammed and also one of those comic bood advertismements where you had to draw Zippy the Turtle or some other image they presented (and when you sent it in you got on the mailing list for mail order art lessions). An image of Mohammed on that would be good. Right above the mail order sea monkeys.

Mr. Joe on May 20, 2010 at 6:52 PM

How about paint by number?

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:45 PM

Will that be Arabic numbers?

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:52 PM

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

not me… still waiting. I can’t even use HTML. weird.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:52 PM

George Orwell knew damn well that the future would go this way. And there is nothing to stop it. All of the levers of society are controlled by left-thinking people. They control the public schools, the universities, the press, the TV networks, the billion-dollar corporate boardrooms, Hollywood, the major bookstores, and the two giant tech companies, Microsoft and Apple, that everybody uses to interact with each other. They also control Google and Facebook.

There is no way of stopping what is coming.

keep the change on May 20, 2010 at 6:53 PM

Will that be Arabic numbers?

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:52 PM

Well it could be spanish numbers.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:53 PM

How about convincing the punk jihad that the picture of Che on the leftist t-shirts is really Mohammed?
As they used to say on Candid Camera, “watch the fun and the frolic”.

RobCon on May 20, 2010 at 6:54 PM

I don’t recognize him without a bomb in his turban and a nine-year-old in his bed.

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

Why people always bring this up is beyond me. The strangest thing is that most of the time the people doing it are Christians, or at least people who believe/read the Bible. You people are aware that the Koran and the Bible take place in the same region, and that during the time of the Bible, men (yes, including the one’s who wrote the Bible) slept with and married children.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:54 PM

I forgot about the pipe (it is an old favorite), excellent. I love it.

As for Where’s Waldo, my six year old loves that stuff. So that is great too.

The connect the dots is good too. I think we need a color by number Mohammed and also one of those comic bood advertismements where you had to draw Zippy the Turtle or some other image they presented (and when you sent it in you got on the mailing list for mail order art lessions). An image of Mohammed on that would be good. Right above the mail order sea monkeys.

Mr. Joe on May 20, 2010 at 6:52 PM

Can you imagine how profitable a muhammed Happy Meal would be?
Until it blew up in your car!

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:54 PM

Vile pedo.

pseudonominus on May 20, 2010 at 6:55 PM

and that during the time of the Bible, men (yes, including the one’s who wrote the Bible) slept with and married children.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:54 PM

AND YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE!!!
VERY GOOD!

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:56 PM

AND YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE!!!
VERY GOOD!

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:56 PM

It’s called knowing the culture of that time. Marriage to children in that region was extremely common, and still is in some places. Don’t blame me because you can’t be bothered to do some simple reading.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:57 PM

It’s called knowing the culture of that time.
Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:57 PM

Which hasn’t changed in hundreds of years.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:58 PM

Why is animeboy still posting?

Gohawgs on May 20, 2010 at 6:59 PM

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

not me… still waiting. I can’t even use HTML. weird.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:52 PM

I saw that; Added HTML and copied, and when I refreshed it was back. On IE and Windows.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:59 PM

2012: Charles Martel/Black Jack Pershing

MB4 on May 20, 2010 at 7:00 PM

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:59 PM

still in limbo. I even logged out.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:00 PM

How about an app killer app–one that goes around wiping out any other apps that promote or contain anything offensive to Islam? Apple couldn’t ban that.

What to name it? ifatwa? ijihad?

Or what about an app for dhimmis to pay jizya?

Christien on May 20, 2010 at 7:01 PM

Don’t blame me because you can’t be bothered to do some simple reading.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:57 PM

Ya got me there, pal; Reading you is just too simple.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

Here’s one:

((((:~{>

With bomb:

~-0((:~{>

lonesomecharlie on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

It’s called knowing the culture of that time. Marriage to children in that region was extremely

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:57 PM

Narutoboy: Your answers are the same as Holders,an excuse
for everything,unfreagginbelievable!

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

Okay… is anyone else missing their buttons at the top? quote, emph, bold.. link? Bueller?

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 6:47 PM
Yea; But it’s back; Major internet gag. Probably Apple.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

I’m still missing those buttons and even the pix that AP refers to above. Just a big box with a little box with a red X.

tru2tx on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 6:59 PM

still in limbo. I even logged out.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:00 PM

I’d try restarting at that point.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:03 PM

Here’s one:

((((:~{>

With bomb:

~-0((:~{>

lonesomecharlie on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

lonesomecharlie: Me likey,5* Stars:)

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:03 PM

Why people always bring this up is beyond me.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:54 PM

Because they’re still marrying children!

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 7:04 PM

lonesomecharlie on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

You’re offending Narutoboy.

Bugler on May 20, 2010 at 7:04 PM

The home page drawing looks like the dude who used to play guitar for KISS. Scratch the turban and the beard… add a few explosions and other pyrotechnics in the background, and there you go.

viking01 on May 20, 2010 at 7:05 PM

Ya got me there, pal; Reading you is just too simple.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

I would hope that reading three lines of text would be simple for you.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:05 PM

On the button thingy,operational here in
Ontario,but yesterday was nightmarish,I
couldn’t get any you-tube to play!

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:05 PM

still in limbo. I even logged out.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:00 PM

I’d try restarting at that point.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:03 PM

That worked…. thanks!

tru2tx on May 20, 2010 at 7:06 PM

Because they’re still marrying children!

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 7:04 PM

And so are inbred hick Southerners. They’re also marrying family. I read a story yesterday about a grandmother in the South marrying her grandson.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM

tru2tx on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

start a new window and relog back in. It worked that time.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:00 PM

AND

tru2tx on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

I’m on the east coast, on Comcast.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:08 PM

Here’s the little fella all pooped out after a hard day’s jihad:

*-@(((|-{o>

Ooh, sleepy!

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 7:09 PM

Narutoboy: Your answers are the same as Holders,an excuse
for everything,unfreagginbelievable!

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

Not an excuse. I’m telling you how hypocritical it is to blast “Mohammad” for that, while ignoring the fact that figures in the Bible probably engaged in the same thing. Mohammad wouldn’t be an anomaly. Marriage to children was common in days of the Koran and the Bible fairy tales. As common as incestuous relationships in the South.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:09 PM

In biblical times there were no*fill in the blank…your point about muzzies is that they cannot evolve….they are still marrying five year olds……and cutting off heads….ask Daniel Pearl.

nondhimmie on May 20, 2010 at 7:10 PM

And so are inbred hick Southerners. They’re also marrying family. I read a story yesterday about a grandmother in the South marrying her grandson.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM

Yes, and…?

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 7:10 PM

I would hope that reading three lines of text would be simple for you.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:05 PM

Hope in one hand, and crap in the other; See which one fills up first.
Use a laxative; It will help.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:10 PM

And so are inbred hick Southerners. They’re also marrying family. I read a story yesterday about a grandmother in the South marrying her grandson.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM

Narutoboy:Boy,your on a roll,ya,as a Canadian,watching the
movie Deliverence for the 10th time,ya thats
what the American South still does!!

Whats next,the RACIST THEME!

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:11 PM

Hope in one hand, and crap in the other; See which one fills up first.
Use a laxative; It will help.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:10 PM

Which brand is best, geezer? Should I also gulp down some prune juice as well? Or has your memory already failed?

Yes, and…?

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 7:10 PM

I say that about morons who bring that up about fictional holy figures.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:12 PM

Okay, for hentaiboy’s benefit, nobody should marry a nine-year-old. Not the Prophet Mohammed, nor anyone from the South. Nobody.

Can we resume scorning Mohammed for his child bride now?

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 7:13 PM

FFS, isn’t there an unspoken quota on the number of threadjackings allowed?

Christien on May 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Hope in one hand, and crap in the other; See which one fills up first.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:10 PM

Cybergeezer: Change!?:)

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

I say that about morons who bring that up about fictional holy figures.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:12 PM

Your point is mute.

They still marry children over in the Arabic Nations. Do they not?

The only people who lay down with children here in America are those who wish to use them for sexual exploitation (which is also in other countries). So WTF is your point as you can’t seem to make one.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

what the American South still does!!

Whats next,the RACIST THEME!

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:11 PM

So you’re denying that, as a recently as 2010, a Southern grandmother married (or is planning to) her grandson? I have the link.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Which brand is best, geezer? Should I also gulp down some prune juice as well? Or has your memory already failed?
Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:12 PM

Yea; My memory fails every time I try to remember turds like you.
Try 7-Up and prune juice; It’s called a ‘Runner up’.
What you aspire to be.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 7:15 PM

FFS, isn’t there an unspoken quota on the number of threadjackings allowed?

Christien on May 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Christien:Most brilliant observation!:)

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:16 PM

So you’re denying that, as a recently as 2010, a Southern grandmother married (or is planning to) her grandson? I have the link.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

These are two grown adults. Sick as it is.

We are talking about children… 15 and under in most cases.

Mute. Point.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:16 PM

And so are inbred hick Southerners. They’re also marrying family. I read a story yesterday about a grandmother in the South marrying her grandson.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM

Insulting Muslims? Unnecessary and counterproductive.

Insulting southerners? Awesome and totally worth it.

Do you work for Apple per chance?

amerpundit on May 20, 2010 at 7:17 PM

“In lieu of a Mohammed image of my own,…”
Chicken!

KS Rex on May 20, 2010 at 7:17 PM

As per that YouTube vid where the guy had his anti-Koran app pulled, what a disgrace that his app gets axed, while the anti-Bible app stays. It’s blatantly saying by Apple that it’s A-OK to bash Christians, but not Muslims. One mainstream religion gets a pass while another mainstream religion gets it’s way.

Disgraceful. Either both should stay, or both should be pulled.

JetBoy on May 20, 2010 at 7:19 PM

Okay, for hentaiboy’s benefit, nobody should marry a nine-year-old. Not the Prophet Mohammed, nor anyone from the South. Nobody.

Can we resume scorning Mohammed for his child bride now?

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 7:13 PM

Do you not understand that….he’s not real? As if you actually care anyways.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:19 PM

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:11 PM
====================
So you’re denying that, as a recently as 2010, a Southern grandmother married (or is planning to) her grandson? I have the link.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Narutoboy: Your kidding me,and that paints the entire South!

But,theres been about 5 successful terrorist
attacks on American soil,under Obama’s watch,

and you can’t even say,or see the connection to
Islam and Muslims!!

canopfor on May 20, 2010 at 7:19 PM

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:16 PM

That happens to. Age of consent laws are very low in a lot of Southern states. Hicks give permission to child-lovers for a swig of moonshine. It’s sick.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:20 PM

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:07 PM

And I know a half black/half Japanese woman in Los Angeles that has married and divorced the same guy twice. The catch is that she divorced him both times because he was sleeping with her mom (who he then married).

To sum up:

Married and had 5 kids.
Caught in bed with mom.
Divorced
He marries mom and has 2 kids.
Caught in bed with her.
Divorced.
He marries her.
Lather, rinse, repeat (including having 4 more kids with her and 1 more with her mom).

So, does this little anecdote shed a bad light on black people, asians, people in LA, or, as you so biasedly put it, “inbred hick Southerners”.

JadeNYU on May 20, 2010 at 7:20 PM

That happens to. Age of consent laws are very low in a lot of Southern states. Hicks give permission to child-lovers for a swig of moonshine. It’s sick.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:20 PM

More bigotry and insults against southerners. But insulting Muslims is wrong. Good dhimmi.

amerpundit on May 20, 2010 at 7:23 PM

Maybe there’s a thread-derailing app?

Christien on May 20, 2010 at 7:26 PM

So you’re denying that, as a recently as 2010, a Southern grandmother married (or is planning to) her grandson? I have the link.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM

This tread is about the pedophile Mohammad, not the American South that you are so obsessed with.

You are a stupid cow.

MB4 on May 20, 2010 at 7:26 PM

So, does this little anecdote shed a bad light on black people, asians, people in LA, or, as you so biasedly put it, “inbred hick Southerners”.

JadeNYU on May 20, 2010 at 7:20 PM

Southerners have a history of inbreeding. Muslims have a history of terrorism. Hot Aryans attack Muslims in general. I attack Southerners with generalities. Not much of a difference.

That would be kind of cool if his wife allowed that though.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:26 PM

Do you not understand that….he’s not real? As if you actually care anyways.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:19 PM

Oh! Oh, I didn’t know you were like this. I never would have bothered responding to you if I’d known.

Oy vey.

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 7:26 PM

So the whole draw Mohammed day was a bust??

docdave on May 20, 2010 at 7:27 PM

Do you not understand that….he’s not real? As if you actually care anyways.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:19 PM

Are you suggesting Mohammed is not real?

JetBoy on May 20, 2010 at 7:27 PM

Southerners have a history of inbreeding. Muslims have a history of terrorism. Hot Aryans attack Muslims in general. I attack Southerners with generalities. Not much of a difference.

That would be kind of cool if his wife allowed that though.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:26 PM

Something tells me Narutoboy has a horse in this race.

amerpundit on May 20, 2010 at 7:27 PM

This tread is about the pedophile Mohammad, not the American South that you are so obsessed with.

You are a stupid cow.

MB4 on May 20, 2010 at 7:26 PM

Did this article mention that or did you go off topic to discuss it?

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:27 PM

That happens to. Age of consent laws are very low in a lot of Southern states. Hicks give permission to child-lovers for a swig of moonshine. It’s sick.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:20 PM

Awww…your unhinged bias against the south is showing.

The two states with the lowest age of consent laws (at 14) are……

…..wait for it…..

Idaho and Hawaii!

For those of us that might be geographically challenged, that would be the ignorant hick mountain west and ignorant hick South Pacific.

At 15 you can include the following ‘southern’ states:

Colorado, Connecticut & Virginia

Hey, look, one out of five ain’t bad at all. That’s got to prove your point, right?

JadeNYU on May 20, 2010 at 7:28 PM

So the whole draw Mohammed day was a bust??

docdave on May 20, 2010 at 7:27 PM

Not really. The Facebook group has over 100,000 members and thousands of submissions. There are drawings easily found on Twitter and the blogosphere. And Pakistan showed its true colors by shutting down Facebook over an expression of dissent.

I’d say it went pretty well.

amerpundit on May 20, 2010 at 7:29 PM

That happens to. Age of consent laws are very low in a lot of Southern states. Hicks give permission to child-lovers for a swig of moonshine. It’s sick.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:20 PM

But you don’t live in the south remember. You said you lived in a very urban environment. So how the F’ do you know WTF you are talking about since you are what… 19?

hmmmmmmmm

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:29 PM

Natutroboy’s MySpace -

Hi. My name is Natutroboy, exhibitionist, narcissist, psycho. Sure like you know whatever. An art school student learning how to paint walls. I like to lurk blogs and change the subject to something totally irrelevant because I can. Also I get coupons for McDonald from David Axelrod.

Cute, big red eyes and short, green hair with always varying colors. I like change, OK. I have 4 tattoos, arm, chest, lower and upper back, 1 piercing and 3 retired piercings.

I am flirty. I play the flute and the drums. Intelligent and multi-talented. Of course. Was there any doubt?

I am in a relationship and completely in love. His name is Mahmoud and he is really my true soul mate. I like being a boy although I do girly things. I love attention!!! I would like to think that I would try almost anything at least once. Shy sometimes. Naturally, it depends on the situation.

I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite, and trustworthy and I absolutely hate southerners with a passion and I appreciate the same fine qualities in others. I am a blogger. I like to blog. Like every day. Laptop in tow. Did I mention that I adore my boyfriend Mahmoud? Yes, I LOVE HIM!

Who I’d like to meet:
…other drugged out bloggers. People who like to muslim out. Cool people who live close to Saint Elizabeth’s in Washington D.C., because I was just institutionalized, I think that’s what they call it, there on April 1st.

MB4 on May 20, 2010 at 7:30 PM

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:12 PM

And here we go with another round of Adolescent Know-All Schools the HA Community….

With Wink Martindale!

[golf clap]

nico on May 20, 2010 at 7:30 PM

Animeboy: So POST the freakin’ link already. I’d like to see the story. But I’m not sure it proves anything. OK, so there’s a weirdo down south who married his granny. You’re defending the Middle East by trying to pose an argument that it’s the NORM in the American South, when if you’ve ever had the courage to VISIT that region, you’d know that it is NOT the cultural norm. So your argument is an extremely WEAK one.

Upinak: You mean to say “Moot” as in “pointless”.

I won’t see either of your responses for a good two hours, since I’m about to hop on a train and leave my current point A for another point B.
“Mute” means you’re unable to speak.

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:31 PM

JadeNYU on May 20, 2010 at 7:28 PM

That’s funny. I was born in Virginia and grew up in Colorado. You still see more of it going on in the South, IMO.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:32 PM

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:31 PM

either way… he got my point. Thank for the correction but don’t be a spelling nazi. Have a good ride home.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:32 PM

Too lazy and lacking tech savvy to produce a competitive entry, yet agreeing this challenge must be supported, I offer up one of the classics existing online for several years:

Open this window for music accompaniment:

Islam’s Not for Me
lyrics
They tried to tell me my religion was wrong.
They tried to tell me to follow Islam.
They said their “Prophet” was a righteous dude,
But I found out none of their words were true.
I read the Qur’an and I read the Hadith,
And the sickness of Mohammed was apparent to me.

He justified perversion in the name of Allah,
When he married a girl too young for a bra.
She was playing with dolls when the “Prophet” came.
Her childhood was stolen in Allah’s name.
Aisha was nine when he took her to bed.
Don’t tell me that fool’s not sick in the head.

I ain’’t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.
I ain’’t gonna follow no child molester!
Islam’s not for me!
Islam’s not for me!

The sickness of the Islamic mind,
Has caused some mullahs to be blind.
To justify their “Prophet” they will justify sin,
So the sins of the “Prophet” are repeated again.
All over the world in Islamic states,
Nine year old girls suffer cruel fate,
Sold into marriage to twisted men,
And Aisha’s sad story is repeated again.

I ain’’t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.
I ain’’t gonna follow no child molester!
Islam’s not for me!
Islam’s not for me!

Do you care about women all over the world?
Do you care about those little girls?
Better stand up and fight for human rights,
Speak out against the laws of Islam!

I ain’’t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.
I ain’’t gonna follow no child molester! Islam’s not for me!
Islam’s not for me!
Islam’s not for me!

Here is an entire comic book full of images teaching the story of Muhammad . . .
Believe it or Else Comic Book

heroyalwhyness on May 20, 2010 at 7:32 PM

That’s funny. I was born in Virginia and grew up in Colorado. You still see more of it going on in the South, IMO.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:32 PM

if I have to rely on rejects like this, if the world comes to another world war… someone shoot me now.

This guy couldn’t find his butt with a flash light in a paperbag.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:33 PM

when if you’ve ever had the courage to VISIT that region, you’d know that it is NOT the cultural norm. So your argument is an extremely WEAK one.

Upinak: You mean to say “Moot” as in “pointless”.

I won’t see either of your responses for a good two hours, since I’m about to hop on a train and leave my current point A for another point B.
“Mute” means you’re unable to speak.

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:31 PM

I live in Georgia (six years now), so, I obviously do have the “courage.”

In the backwoods, it’s very acceptable.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:35 PM

That poor schmuck at Apple has no idea the cr@pstorm he just stepped in.

John the Libertarian on May 20, 2010 at 7:36 PM

Here is an entire comic book full of images teaching the story of Muhammad . . .
Believe it or Else Comic Book

heroyalwhyness on May 20, 2010 at 7:32 PM

A little size warning next time please. That PDF file is nearly 100 mb!

Dark-Star on May 20, 2010 at 7:37 PM

Upinak – not trying to be a spelling nazi. Otaku-boy appears to harbor the typical liberal look-down-your-nose attitude at conservatives and country folk that is often seen. I’m simply trying to get folks to avoid playing into his hands.

Otaku-boy, you sure seem to make an awful lot of assumptions and assertions about things that you don’t back up with solid proof and actual data. How about backing up some of that hefty liberal condescension with some actual FACTS rather than mere OPINION?

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:37 PM

“Mute” means you’re unable to speak.

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:31 PM

So when I press the mute button on my remote I can’t talk anymore?

Damn!

nico on May 20, 2010 at 7:38 PM

I lived in Georgia for EIGHT years and NEVER saw that kind of behavior.

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:38 PM

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:37 PM

No worries.

As for Animedonk, he is a 19 yr old in college or about to graduate. Oh course he thinks like a liberal… he paid very well for his liberal arts edumacation. He doesn’t like Americans from the sounds of it.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:40 PM

I lived in Georgia for EIGHT years and NEVER saw that kind of behavior.

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:38 PM

……..for less than a $20 cover charge and two-drink minimum.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 7:40 PM

heroyalwhyness on May 20, 2010 at 7:32 PM

Mines not as good as that but the more truth the better.

Mohammad’s followers, stay away from me
Mohammad’s followers, let me be
Don’t come bringing explosives through my airplane door
I don’t want to see your evil faces no more
I got more productive things to do
Than spend my blood and treasure trying to civilize you
Now Muslims, stay away
Muslims, listen what I say

Mohammad’s followers, get away from me
Mohammad’s followers, let me be
Don’t come migrating through my county’s open door
I don’t want to see your Burkas and Mosques and Korans no more
If pedophile Mohammad’s evil words for you can hypnotize
Then go gouge out your own eyes
Now Muslims, stay away
Muslims, listen what I say

Mohammad’s followers, I said get away
Mohammad’s followers, listen what I say
Don’t knock those speaking the truth to the floor
I don’t want to see your evil faces no more
I don’t need your conquest dreams
I don’t need your shariah schemes
If pedophile Mohammad’s evil words for you can hypnotize
Then go gouge out your own eyes
Now Muslims, get away
Muslims, listen what I say
Muslims, stay away from me
Muslims, let me be

I gotta go
I gotta getta away
Think I gotta go
Trying to civilize you would just be going way astray
I’m gonna leave you Islamic world
I’m gonna leave you Islamic world
Bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye
Mohammad’s followers
You’re no good for me
I’m never going to civilize you
Looking at you right in the eye
Tell you what I’m gonna do
Just stay in your own Hell holes
Just stay in your own Hell holes
You know you really should go
You really should leave Muslims

Back to your own Hell holes you should go
If we have to come back it won’t be with a band
It will be with the Strategic Air Command
Yeah!

MB4 on May 20, 2010 at 7:41 PM

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:37 PM

Oh, so you were protecting him before I could point out that he misspelled a word? LOL. I didn’t even notice and don’t care. I look down on those Southerners. Racist, moonshine drinking, 4 wheelin’, pick up driving, confederate flag waving, tobacco chewing, bible thumping inbred Southerners.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:41 PM

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