And the winner of Reason’s “Everybody Draw Mohammed” day contest is…

posted at 6:38 pm on May 20, 2010 by Allahpundit

…clever. A bit of a cop out, but clever. Follow the link and have a look. If you’re unsatisfied, no worries: You can always get your fill at Zombie’s Mohammed image archive.

Nick Gillespie and Matt Welch sum up:

Anyone who has even flown over an American university in the past 20 years (or has read random issues of Reason over the same time frame) understands the doublespeak that courses through concepts such as multiculturalism and diversity. Rules governing every aspect of campus interaction and discourse exist not to promote or protect speech but to restrict and regulate it. At the national and state levels, legislators pass increasingly arcane laws governing specifically political speech. Regulators and the interests that control them wrestle for expanded control of the Internet’s pipes and for extending content regulation to every transmitting device more powerful than a garage-door opener. Obscenity – impossible to define and hence impossible to defend – remains a cause for imprisoning peaceful men for life. Even as we live in an age of expression that was unimaginable only a few decades ago, we see on every level increasing attempts by governments, corporations, legal and educational institutions, and much more to shut down the relatively free, unfettered rights of expression that we are right to wear like a merit badge. It was only a few decades ago that terrifying works such as Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Lolita, Naked Lunch, and Howl could be freely published in America. For all our mythologizing about the First Amendment, which guarantees rights not only to speech but religious freedom and assembly, it is not simply a rare bird but an always endangered one too.

Which is to say that Draw Mohammed day is a sign of pushback, not by the groups you would expect to be at the forefront – the organized press and the elected guardians of the Constitution – but by a sea of individuals who will not stand by silently while forces of both hostility and accomodation collude in narrowing the space for acceptable speech. We are proud to be participants in a project that defends the core of our very slogan: Free Minds and Free Markets. Can free societies engage in speech that some may find greivously insulting, and in doing so can they advance both the debate and the ongoing liberal project? It’s not just that they can, but that they must.

Indeed. In fact, Zombie thinks that this may well be the start of a full-blown new Free Speech Movement. He/she has more faith in the west at this point than I do.

In lieu of a Mohammed image of my own, I offer you the updated video just posted to YouTube by that poor bastard whose anti-Koran app was torpedoed by Apple — even while an anti-Bible app remains on sale and available for download in iTunes. Simply the perfect exclamation point on today’s festivities.


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Okama-boy’s a CANUCK?
Oh…OK. That explains EVERYTHING.

Why are we even paying him any ATTENTION then?

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:42 PM

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:41 PM

hey dipsh!t. I am female. And you are a American hating racist. Deal with it, scrag.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:43 PM

Are you suggesting Mohammed is not real?

JetBoy on May 20, 2010 at 7:27 PM

Yes I am. He’s a made up fictional character just like Noah.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:43 PM

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:42 PM

probably illegal too… or an anchor baby.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:44 PM

hey dipsh!t. I am female. And you are a American hating racist. Deal with it, scrag.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:43 PM

So why am I supposed to care about that? Did you mention that to explain why you’re being abrasive?

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:45 PM

A fictional character.

OK, everybody. Welcome to PLANET Naruto where all your imaginings MUST be true just because you think so!

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:45 PM

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:45 PM

maybe his is muslim. It would explain quite a bit.

upinak on May 20, 2010 at 7:46 PM

OK, everybody. Welcome to PLANET Naruto where all your imaginings MUST be true just because you think so!

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:45 PM

Yes. Maybe you didn’t know this or not, but just because people write about someone, doesn’t make that person real. Crazy concept, right? Just like the rock Muslims pray to — doesn’t mean it came from Allah.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:47 PM

And just because people write about someone, doesn’t mean they were purely fictional.

Shinjae ya.

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:49 PM

And just because people write about someone, doesn’t mean they were purely fictional.

Shinjae ya.

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:49 PM

Yeah, that talking snake wasn’t “purely fictional.” He actually could talk, only in mandarin, and he wasn’t the Devil or anything, he just wanted to feel up Eve.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:51 PM

I look down on those Southerners. Racist, moonshine drinking, 4 wheelin’, pick up driving, confederate flag waving, tobacco chewing, bible thumping inbred Southerners.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:41 PM

The black-haired Jewish youth lies in wait for hours on end, satanically glaring at and spying on the unsuspicious girl whom he plans to seduce, adulterating her blood and removing her from the bosom of her own people. The Jew uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people.

(Book 1 Chap 11)
-Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)

I’d say the biggest difference is Adolph is a better writer.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 7:52 PM

I’d say the biggest difference is Adolph is a better writer.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 7:52 PM

How about reading Hot Aryan comments on Muslims and compare those to Mein Kempf. My insults to the inbred Klan are tame compared to the vitriol spewed forth by the oh so tolerant Aryans that infest this place.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:56 PM

How about reading Hot Aryan comments on Muslims and compare those to Mein Kempf. My insults to the inbred Klan are tame compared to the vitriol spewed forth by the oh so tolerant Aryans that infest this place.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:56 PM

Primarily? Because Southerner’s don’t strap explosives to themselves in order to rip the bodies of women and children to pieces.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 7:59 PM

I see Neuroticboy is up from his nap. DFTT

JusDreamin on May 20, 2010 at 8:02 PM

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:56 PM

If you hate this site so much don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

chemman on May 20, 2010 at 8:02 PM

Primarily? Because Southerner’s don’t strap explosives to themselves in order to rip the bodies of women and children to pieces.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 7:59 PM

Southerners engage in every criminal behavior known to man, including bombings.

Head. Out of behind. Now.

A group of Southerners were arrested for an attempting bombing plot on the president.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:02 PM

“Primarily?” is a non-sequitor based on the fact that I incorrectly registered your post as asking “Why not compare…..”

Pardon the error.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 8:03 PM

Are you suggesting Mohammed is not real?

JetBoy on May 20, 2010 at 7:27 PM

Yes I am. He’s a made up fictional character just like Noah.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:43 PM

I suppose you could argue that Noah was not a real person…but the facts are that yes…a man named Muhammed did claim to have these visions and dreams, and wrote them down. You can say he was full of it (I do) and made the shiz up, but Mohammed was a real person who claimed these things.

Just like Jesus was a real person…again, you could argue he was full of shiz too, but you can’t argue that he didn’t exist.

JetBoy on May 20, 2010 at 8:06 PM

Head. Out of behind. Now.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:02 PM

Yes, it’s high time you removed it.

It is difficult to engage a person who draws moral equivalence between an alleged anomaly and the systemic and horrifying violence that is perpertrated every hour of every day in the name of Islam.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 8:07 PM

Yes, it’s high time you removed it.

It is difficult to engage a person who draws moral equivalence between an alleged anomaly and the systemic and horrifying violence that is perpertrated every hour of every day in the name of Islam.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 8:07 PM

Anomaly? You’re hilarious and delusional.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:09 PM

Anomaly? You’re hilarious and delusional.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:09 PM

And you’re a punk. Can we get past your personal problems now?

How many Southerner’s have been arrested for bomb plots against the president?

How many Muslims have beat, beheaded, stoned, incinerated, flayed, massacred innocent women and children?

Anomaly. Look it up.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 8:12 PM

I suppose you could argue that Noah was not a real person…but the facts are that yes…a man named Muhammed did claim to have these visions and dreams, and wrote them down. You can say he was full of it (I do) and made the shiz up, but Mohammed was a real person who claimed these things.

Just like Jesus was a real person…again, you could argue he was full of shiz too, but you can’t argue that he didn’t exist.

JetBoy on May 20, 2010 at 8:06 PM

Why can’t I argue that he doesn’t exist? Your facts come from the text, and that’s it. If he can lie about the visions, “he” (we don’t even know who he is) can lie about who “he” is.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:14 PM

Islam’s own written history of Mohammed portrays him as a common thief, a slave owner, a rapist, a murderer, and most despicably, a child molester. All his psychotic “visions”, etc., aside, why anyone would blindly adhere to his backward 7th century deranged rantings defies reason.

bannedbyhuffpo on May 20, 2010 at 8:15 PM

How many Southerner’s have been arrested for bomb plots against the president?

How many Muslims have beat, beheaded, stoned, incinerated, flayed, massacred innocent women and children?

Anomaly. Look it up.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 8:12 PM

It isn’t an anomaly, you fool. The South is a region, made up of many places, many people, and has existed for a long time. Crime (beatings, killings, rapes, massacres, etc) is common in the South, as it is in most places, but particularly in the South. In fact, the South spent centuries brutalizing and enslaving people, carrying through to the 1950s.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:17 PM

The grandma grandson lovebirds are from Indiana.

justltl on May 20, 2010 at 8:18 PM

My insults to the inbred Klan are tame compared to the vitriol spewed forth by the oh so tolerant Aryans that infest this place.

WTF?

Is HotAir management going to let stuff like this slide? It’s flame-bait with no redemptive value.

Crawford on May 20, 2010 at 8:19 PM

It isn’t an anomaly, you fool. The South is a region, made up of many places, many people, and has existed for a long time. Crime (beatings, killings, rapes, massacres, etc) is common in the South, as it is in most places, but particularly in the South. In fact, the South spent centuries brutalizing and enslaving people, carrying through to the 1950s.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:17 PM

You are a waste of time. You’re actually too transparent to debate. Nowhere up until now did you refer to the South’s past. Everything you wrote was present tense. But, now that Punky Brewster has been backed into a corner, it’s time to trot out the past 100 years all of a sudden.

How many Southerner’s are enslaving people NOW? You know, the ones you look down on?

How many Muslims are beating, beheading, stoning, incinerating, flaying, massacring innocent women and children NOW?

Don’t dodge like a weasel this time.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 8:22 PM

PDFTT, wast of time and energy

JusDreamin on May 20, 2010 at 8:24 PM

2012: Charles Martel/Black Jack Pershing

MB4 on May 20, 2010 at 7:00 PM

I would nominate Jan Sobieski for that ticket, but your guys are certainly well qualified.

Bigfoot on May 20, 2010 at 8:24 PM

PDFTT, wast of time and energy

JusDreamin on May 20, 2010 at 8:24 PM

I know, I know.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 8:24 PM

Crime (beatings, killings, rapes, massacres, etc) is common in the South, as it is in most places, but particularly in the South.

US crime rates for 2008, by city. Sort by “Total Violent Crime” descending, and, of the top ten, only three are in the “South”. Sort it by “Murder and non-negligent manslaughter” descending, and only one of the top ten is in the “South”.

Your bigotry is showing.

Crawford on May 20, 2010 at 8:25 PM

How many Southerner’s are enslaving people NOW? You know, the ones you look down on?

To be fair, there are likely a couple of Saudi immigrants holding their maids slave somewhere in the South.

(And I suspect “Narutoboy” is a well-known “griefer”, except that this pseudonym shows an astonishing grasp of English spelling and grammar.)

Crawford on May 20, 2010 at 8:27 PM

At what point does Not Ruto get his sorry self banned from the site for being a self evident MAROOON????

SunSword on May 20, 2010 at 8:28 PM

US crime rates for 2008, by city. Sort by “Total Violent Crime” descending, and, of the top ten, only three are in the “South”. Sort it by “Murder and non-negligent manslaughter” descending, and only one of the top ten is in the “South”.

Your bigotry is showing.

Crawford on May 20, 2010 at 8:25 PM

They’re ranked in order of population (lowest to highest).

Fail.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:30 PM

Just like Jesus was a real person…again, you could argue he was full of shiz too, but you can’t argue that he didn’t exist.

JetBoy on May 20, 2010 at 8:06 PM

Here’s an argument that you will ignore and dismiss:

http://rationalrevolution.net/articles/jesus_myth_history.htm

deewhybee on May 20, 2010 at 8:38 PM

A group of Southerners were arrested for an attempting bombing plot on the president.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:02 PM

Who are these Southerners you speak of, a religious sect, a nationality, comic book characters?

Really, you have a strange fixation on a nondescript
semi-imaginary grouping.
Put down the graphic novels, step away from the video games and get a real job. Trolling has obviously damaged the extremely limited variation of simple mind with which you began.
You get satisfaction out of defending a historically overrated “prophet” that enjoyed having sex with children and goats?
However things transpire down the line you may want to leave that tidbit out of whatever semblance of a job history that you fabricate.
Good luck to you now, as you are going to need a couple of tons, at least.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 8:42 PM

enslaving people, carrying through to the 1950s.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:17 PM

I repeat:
Whisky
Tango
Foxtrot
?

I’m starting to agree that the banhammer has to come out. Naruto is really hateful and bigoted.

John the Libertarian on May 20, 2010 at 8:43 PM

MB4 on May 20, 2010 at 7:41 PM

lyrics look great . . . which song please?

heroyalwhyness on May 20, 2010 at 8:45 PM

I’m starting to agree that the banhammer has to come out. Naruto is really hateful and bigoted.

John the Libertarian on May 20, 2010 at 8:43 PM

Everything said in that post was true.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:49 PM

Everything said in that post was true.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:49 PM

Who was enslaving people up to 1950?

John the Libertarian on May 20, 2010 at 8:49 PM

Who was enslaving people up to 1950?

John the Libertarian on May 20, 2010 at 8:49 PM

That is in reference to the brutalizing part. Obviously slavery had been long gone by then.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:52 PM

Keep engaging the emotionally stunted child, and it will keep derailing thread after thread, folks. Like putting out fire with gasoline.

Christien on May 20, 2010 at 8:55 PM

Everything said in that post was true.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:49 PM

Could you get your mummy for us now, little boy? We want to tell her about the child locks that she can put on the laptop.
Go ahead, unlock the door and go and get her for us please.
Right now please.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 8:55 PM

So anyway, if I could draw or even photoshop, the pic with Mo on the camel’s butt would look good over the toilet in my bathroom.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 9:04 PM

talks about little boys and mummys

8 minutes later…

So anyway, if I could draw or even photoshop, the pic with Mo on the camel’s butt would look good over the toilet in my bathroom.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 9:04 PM

You Aryans are hoot.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 9:08 PM

Ban him

Ban him

“Bang bang
Allahs silver hammmer
came down upon his head
Clang clang
Allahs silver hammer
made sure he was banned”

BobMbx on May 20, 2010 at 9:15 PM

Billions of blue blistering barnacles,

the picture on the cover page of this thread looks like Captain Haddock !!

macncheez on May 20, 2010 at 9:15 PM

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 8:55 PM

You Aryans are hoot.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 9:08 PM

8 minutes later…

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 9:04 PM

You Aryans are hoot.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 9:08 PM

Um that would be 9 minutes chump. Do the math it’s right there in front of your attention starved, childish, non mathematical mug.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 9:18 PM

Um that would be 9 minutes chump. Do the math it’s right there in front of your attention starved, childish, non mathematical mug.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 9:18 PM

That missing minute isn’t an error. It’s the smartass fee.

BobMbx on May 20, 2010 at 9:24 PM

What a cop out winner. I seen dozens of cartoons that made the point way better than that stupid pipe.

csdeven on May 20, 2010 at 9:25 PM

Alec Rawls Error Theory presents: Ten Cartoonments

Essential

heroyalwhyness on May 20, 2010 at 9:26 PM

That missing minute isn’t an error. It’s the smartass fee.

BobMbx on May 20, 2010 at 9:24 PM

Fee schedule’s down stairs in my desk. I’ll check it out after the Sox game./

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 9:36 PM

Alec Rawls Error Theory presents: Ten Cartoonments

Essential

heroyalwhyness on May 20, 2010 at 9:26 PM

You came loaded for camel Your Majesty.
What do you hang around with Pamela Gellar? Mo’s gonna need a lawyer, and a shrink.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 9:39 PM

lyrics look great . . . which song please?

heroyalwhyness on May 20, 2010 at 8:45 PM

American Woman, I think.

MB4 on May 20, 2010 at 9:50 PM

Um that would be 9 minutes chump. Do the math it’s right there in front of your attention starved, childish, non mathematical mug.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 9:18 PM

Oh, you got me. Because being off on the amount of time in between you talking about me being a child and you acting like a juvenile clown totally invalidates my statement.

You moron.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 9:55 PM

Just ignore scrotumboy and deal with the thread.

LarryG on May 20, 2010 at 9:57 PM

Just ignore scrotumboy and deal with the thread.

LarryG on May 20, 2010 at 9:57 PM

Moron, you realize that by saying this, you just did exactly what you warned against?

Try harder.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 9:59 PM

US crime rates for 2008, by city. Sort by “Total Violent Crime” descending, and, of the top ten, only three are in the “South”. Sort it by “Murder and non-negligent manslaughter” descending, and only one of the top ten is in the “South”.

Your bigotry is showing.

Crawford on May 20, 2010 at 8:25 PM

Indeed, all you have to do is use Excel, if you at least had some sort of room temperature IQ. Apparently, Narutoboy lacks this ability:

They’re ranked in order of population (lowest to highest).

Fail.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:30 PM

The only “failure” here is in your ability to use reading comprehension or even have the elementary ability to sort using Excel or another sort of spreadsheet software. You are truly an idiot.

I went to Excel and verified the stat. I suggest you shut up before making yourself even more of a moron, if that is possible. If you want to see violence, live up North.

ICBMMan on May 20, 2010 at 10:31 PM

It isn’t an anomaly, you fool. The South is a region, made up of many places, many people, and has existed for a long time. Crime (beatings, killings, rapes, massacres, etc) is common in the South, as it is in most places, but particularly in the South. In fact, the South spent centuries brutalizing and enslaving people, carrying through to the 1950s.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:17 PM

Last I checked, Chicago isn’t in the South. Speaking of “brutalizing and enslaving”, I wouldn’t want to be a female in muslim countries…

TN Mom on May 20, 2010 at 10:33 PM

Last I checked, Chicago isn’t in the South. Speaking of “brutalizing and enslaving”, I wouldn’t want to be a female in muslim countries…

TN Mom on May 20, 2010 at 10:33 PM

I wouldn’t want to be a minority in the backwoods of inbred Southern territory.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 10:37 PM

How about reading Hot Aryan comments on Muslims and compare those to Mein Kempf. My insults to the inbred Klan are tame compared to the vitriol spewed forth by the oh so tolerant Aryans that infest this place.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 7:56 PM

Naruto is probably a Paki Muslim with a “respected Muslim scholar” complex. He/she/It has a very limited palette as you may have noticed and liberally indulges in tu quoque that is the bedrock of Muslim argument. Plus, he is so f*cking bereft of the most basic information. This Muslim turd troll doesn’t provide any benefit for anyone here. Don’t feed it, it can only produce crap.

[email protected] on May 20, 2010 at 10:46 PM

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 10:37 PM

Hate to break it to you, but the real inbreds are at Harvard.

TN Mom on May 20, 2010 at 10:50 PM

that poor bastard whose anti-Koran app was torpedoed by Apple — even while an anti-Bible app remains on sale and available for download in iTunes.

Wow. Shocking, even for Apple.

TN Mom on May 20, 2010 at 10:58 PM

Moron,
Try harder.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 9:59 PM

Let’s see now, moron and southerner are pretty much your notty words little boy.

I wouldn’t want to be a minority in the backwoods of inbred Southern territory.

You’re pretty much a one trick camel, Mohammad’s little boytoy.

How bout a couple of more “morons” just to make you feel good.

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 10:59 PM

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 10:59 PM

Wow. So I guess you don’t know. I’m sorry to tell you this, but there is/was no prophet Mohammad. There is no Noah, no talking snakes, and no whale dwellers either. What am I doing? I can’t go telling someone with the mentality of a two year old that these fairy tales are…..fairy tales.

You’re a moron, by the way.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 11:06 PM

The black-haired Jewish youth lies in wait for hours on end, satanically glaring at and spying on the unsuspicious girl whom he plans to seduce, adulterating her blood and removing her from the bosom of her own people. The Jew uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people.

(Book 1 Chap 11)
-Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)

I’d say the biggest difference is Adolph is a better writer.

nico on May 20, 2010 at 7:52 PM

I don’t suppose if I mentioned the name “Godwin” to you, that it would have any significance.

JohnGalt23 on May 20, 2010 at 11:07 PM

I’m sorry to tell you this, but there is/was no prophet Mohammad.
You’re a moron, by the way.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 11:06 PM

No Mohammad? You must have some pretty exclusive research materials.
And based on the factuality of your first statement, the second line doesn’t have much meaning either. It just makes you feel good.
But then again why talk about meaning with you?

ontherocks on May 20, 2010 at 11:14 PM

So I copied the “Grand Prize Winner” pic to my photo editor and commenced to connect the dots (brilliant concept!) ’cause I wanted to draw Mo for myself. Wonder of wonders, the creator of the grand prize image has made it impossible to complete it by leaving out #31 and #32! Thus, his image could not be used to ‘draw Mohammed’…

LEBA on May 21, 2010 at 12:11 AM

Wonder of wonders, the creator of the grand prize image has made it impossible to complete it by leaving out #31 and #32! Thus, his image could not be used to ‘draw Mohammed’…

LEBA on May 21, 2010 at 12:11 AM

So Reason looks even worse than originally thought for not even fully vetting their winners. REALLY WEAK.

If true, valuable insight. And sorry contest results.

ontherocks on May 21, 2010 at 12:19 AM

For a culture that doesn’t tolerate pork, I find it odd that “ham” is the centerpiece in the name Mohammed.

disillusioned on May 21, 2010 at 12:20 AM

There is no Noah, no talking snakes, and no whale dwellers either. What am I doing? I can’t go telling someone with the mentality of a two year old that these fairy tales are…..fairy tales.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 11:06 PM

I see your point. The problem is that ancient historical narratives such as the Torah tend to weave in a lot of symbolism and metaphor to communicate the values and life lessons of the particular culture. I personally don’t know anyone who believes Adam was an actual man who lived 900 years, for example. Yet the fall from paradise in Genesis is perhaps the most dominant surviving mythical archetype of Western civilization. One has to ask… why did it survive so long, and touch so many billions of people through the ages?

So fairy tales — or call them myths or psychological archetypes — can be extremely powerful.

I guess what I’m saying is that arguing about their actual physical existence is somewhat missing the point.

John the Libertarian on May 21, 2010 at 12:33 AM

The winning entry is a ripoff of one which has been around teh webs for weeks.

Lockstein13 on May 21, 2010 at 5:55 AM

If true, valuable insight. And sorry contest results.

ontherocks on May 21, 2010 at 12:19 AM

Not really. The selection was perfect in concept. It forces the person looking for offense to actually do the thing they claim to be offended by. Giving a crazed jihadist a bacon covered Koran wouldn’t even have been as good.

Esthier on May 21, 2010 at 10:36 AM

The selection was perfect in concept. It forces the person looking for offense to actually do the thing they claim to be offended by. Giving a crazed jihadist a bacon covered Koran wouldn’t even have been as good.

Esthier on May 21, 2010 at 10:36 AM

Crazed and jihadist are a little redundant, but your baconized koran is pretty inventive.
You may want to drop it in by parachute, however.

ontherocks on May 21, 2010 at 11:13 AM

Ah, I see Soros is back to paying per Submit Comment again….

Upnorthlurkin on May 21, 2010 at 12:08 PM

Crazed and jihadist are a little redundant

I don’t believe that. They’re evil, but it took some careful calculations to take down the towers.

but your baconized koran is pretty inventive.
You may want to drop it in by parachute, however.

ontherocks on May 21, 2010 at 11:13 AM

As a woman, I plan on never being anywhere near a man who thinks I’d look better with my hair or face covered.

And really, bacon’s too good for those animals. I’d much rather send a predator drone.

Esthier on May 21, 2010 at 12:47 PM

And really, bacon’s too good for those animals. I’d much rather send a predator drone.

Esthier on May 21, 2010 at 12:47 PM

Ah, please tell me you don’t own any Predators, right?

For the record your face and hair are fine just the way they are, and you’re making me a little nervous BTW.

ontherocks on May 21, 2010 at 1:13 PM

I don’t recognize him without a bomb in his turban and a nine-year-old in his bed.

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

Why people always bring this up is beyond me. The strangest thing is that most of the time the people doing it are Christians, or at least people who believe/read the Bible. You people are aware that the Koran and the Bible take place in the same region, and that during the time of the Bible, men (yes, including the one’s who wrote the Bible) slept with and married children.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:54 PM

Nine-year olds? Any evidence for that besides the presumption that it must have happened?

tom on May 21, 2010 at 1:14 PM

I don’t recognize him without a bomb in his turban and a nine-year-old in his bed.

Kensington on May 20, 2010 at 6:51 PM

Why people always bring this up is beyond me. The strangest thing is that most of the time the people doing it are Christians, or at least people who believe/read the Bible. You people are aware that the Koran and the Bible take place in the same region, and that during the time of the Bible, men (yes, including the one’s who wrote the Bible) slept with and married children.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 6:54 PM

Nine-year olds? Any evidence for that besides the presumption that it must have happened?

tom on May 21, 2010 at 1:14 PM

Reading the thread further, it’s clearly a waste of time responding to the aptly named narutoboy. He rather obviously has a child’s grasp of logic and statistics, coupled with a gratuitously insulting manner.

It would be reasonable to question a lot of what we’re told about Mohammed, but it should be pretty clear that the Muslim religion didn’t get started by someone who never actually existed.

tom on May 21, 2010 at 1:32 PM

A fictional character.

OK, everybody. Welcome to PLANET Naruto where all your imaginings MUST be true just because you think so!

Shirotayama on May 20, 2010 at 7:45 PM

Guys, he’s named after an anime where the main character creates junk out of shadows. Of course he’s a troll; what did you expect?

Voyager on May 21, 2010 at 1:35 PM

Naruto is probably a Paki Muslim with a “respected Muslim scholar” complex. He/she/It has a very limited palette as you may have noticed and liberally indulges in tu quoque that is the bedrock of Muslim argument. Plus, he is so f*cking bereft of the most basic information. This Muslim turd troll doesn’t provide any benefit for anyone here. Don’t feed it, it can only produce crap.

[email protected] on May 20, 2010 at 10:46 PM

This version gets my vote, especially the tu quoque, look at his childish insults that are in every response.

ontherocks on May 21, 2010 at 1:42 PM

OMG I just had a good laugh today with the insanity of Narutoboy’s postings.

nico-I thought you did very well at handing him his a$$ on a plate & he still doesn’t get it. LOL!

It isn’t an anomaly, you fool. The South is a region, made up of many places, many people, and has existed for a long time. Crime (beatings, killings, rapes, massacres, etc) is common in the South, as it is in most places, but particularly in the South. In fact, the South spent centuries brutalizing and enslaving people, carrying through to the 1950s.

Narutoboy on May 20, 2010 at 8:17 PM

I have lived in many regions of the US from Gov Island NY to Sacramento,CA from Seattle, WA to San Antonio TX & I have seen a lot of different groups of people.
My mother is from S. IN (where the grandma & grandson you speak of as your shining example of how ‘inbred’ S. ‘hicks’ are). This behavior is not common at all.
I am an amateur genealogist. There are some frontier family groups in America that have had young marriages of 13 or so & 1st cousins too.
But it wasn’t common & was very frowned upon.
Your closeted experiences w/ ‘Southerners’ is not the norm.
You are nothing more than the very same bigot you profess to hate on here.
The average age, from my genealogy work all throughout the south (IN,TN,KY,GA,LA,etc..)is probably about 20yo.
Women & men did not get married all that young.
It is a MYTH you are perpetuating, all bcs you are obviously bitter about something some ‘redneck’ did to you at one time in your life.
You are completely nuts.
Your smearing of southerners is childish & reflects upon your own character.

Badger40 on May 21, 2010 at 2:46 PM

Why are you all arguing with an ignorant, bombastic, child that goes to a crap art school in GA? He has lived in the south for what? 3-4 years? Like the previous two residences, Virginia and Colorado, are full of saints.

The kid intentionally says stupid crap to be contrarian.

Inanemergencydial on May 21, 2010 at 4:12 PM

Narutoboy,

If you hate the South and Southerners so darned much, why do you choose to keep living there?

If you don’t like it, MOVE.

Shirotayama on May 21, 2010 at 9:47 PM

Dude, I seriously want one of those Where’s Waldo Muhammad books.

abobo on May 27, 2010 at 10:37 AM