Second grader to Michelle Obama: My mom doesn’t have her papers

posted at 5:58 pm on May 19, 2010 by Allahpundit

Not the first time that a seven-year-old’s put her on the spot politically. Remember this exchange from Campaign ’08?

I’m posting this partly as a palate cleanser and partly because I know it’ll kick off a round of conspiracy theories about the kid being some sort of plant, which is always fun. Not that I’d put it past Democrats to milk some sympathy for amnesty by using an adorable moppet as a human shield, but “Barack Obama is taking everybody away that doesn’t have papers” doesn’t sound like a DNC-scripted line to me. Although I do relish the thought of Robert Gibbs just out of frame, waving his arms to get the kid’s attention and whispering, “‘Why do Republicans hate my mommy?’ Remember?

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So! Do the Canadians know the border is open now? Oh; Right; The U.S. profiles Caucasians; I forgot.

Cybergeezer on May 19, 2010 at 6:47 PM

I come to your country for some cheap beer (Bud), but sorry I love my Molson Canadian too! :)

cableguy615 on May 19, 2010 at 7:21 PM

Papers-schmapers, Obama just said that we’re not defined by our borders — so who needs em, eh?

EasyEight on May 19, 2010 at 7:28 PM

Hey, these days this kid is lucky Michelle didn’t have her hauled off for not carrying her own birth certificate in her Hello Kitty backpack & available for inspection on demand by the authorities. It seems FLOTUS’ husband Barry has become a born-again Arizonan & is now demanding that Michigan high schoolers – even the hispanic ones! – show their papers to him without just cause! But sheesh, even Arizona requires a better reason that this:

KALAMAZOO — The White House appears to be laying the groundwork for President Barack Obama to shake the hand of each senior at Kalamazoo Central High School’s commencement ceremony next month.

Seniors are being asked to provide their birthdates, Social Security numbers and citizen status to the Secret Service so background checks could be performed. Such a check is required for anyone who gets within an arm’s length of the president, students were told at their senior breakfast Friday.

Our Prez is a closet Tea Party raaaaaacist! Who knew?

leilani on May 19, 2010 at 7:36 PM

Raaaaaacist.

Mojave Mark on May 19, 2010 at 7:54 PM

Kid’s say the darndest things.

iceman1960 on May 19, 2010 at 8:05 PM

Kid’s say the darndest things.

iceman1960 on May 19, 2010 at 8:05 PM

Stole my comment!

Art Linkletter mentions the possibility of things like this happening on his show…after parents finish rejoicing that their kid is going on TV, they start sweating that their misdeeds might just be repeated in front of the nation. (and some really were!)

Dark-Star on May 19, 2010 at 8:18 PM

Why does this little sh!ts mom insist on “immigration” practices that increase disease and violence?

LevStrauss on May 19, 2010 at 8:24 PM

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LevStrauss on May 19, 2010 at 8:25 PM

Michelle probably replied, “Not to worry…my husband doesn’t have his papers either.”

IntheNet on May 19, 2010 at 8:26 PM

Deport them.

csdeven on May 19, 2010 at 8:26 PM

I was born here and I am required to carry ID or risk arrest. The times I have required to show ID were either a matter of business or the police got me for something other than my Irish attitude. No ID? No soap! Arguments?

LarryG on May 19, 2010 at 8:31 PM

SECURITY!

johnnyU on May 19, 2010 at 8:35 PM

Poor AP…..his segregate mother had to squirm…..”hush my child, everything will be ok real soon when we abolish that silly constitution”

Behold the mind numbing power of pigment

dmann on May 19, 2010 at 8:51 PM

Michelle probably replied, “Not to worry…my husband doesn’t have his papers either.”

Probably more like, “Honey, Barack’s aunt Zeituni just got her papers, so your mommy might also.”

nor on May 19, 2010 at 9:31 PM

Michelle probably replied, “Not to worry…my husband doesn’t have his papers either.”

IntheNet on May 19, 2010 at 8:26 PM

Line of the Week!!!

cannonball on May 19, 2010 at 9:32 PM

So is this little girl an illegal alien?

cannonball on May 19, 2010 at 10:11 PM

She’s probably an anchor-baby. Her Mother is illegal.
Hmmm… no mention of a father???

shorebird on May 20, 2010 at 1:34 AM

The kid must have been told the truth, since she is so ready for the media .
All the illegal’s kid needed to be told was
” honey, you are an anchor baby, you were created by your mama for your SS# and birth-certificate, just like your other brothers and sisters. Your SS# will keep your mama in USA and your brothers and sisters will never have to worry about a working , my husband will give you free college education too.US citizenship is over-rated. Your mama is better without citizenship. Now Ms Guadalupe Morales-Cruz Hernandez will translate into Spanish for rest of you”

macncheez on May 20, 2010 at 2:55 AM

I come to your country for some cheap beer (Bud), but sorry I love my Molson Canadian too! :)

cableguy615 on May 19, 2010 at 7:21 PM

Tried any of the Unibroue? You can stay home for those; I order it by the case.

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 8:55 AM

cableguy615 on May 19, 2010 at 7:21 PM

So; Have you had any ‘oil residue from the Gulf’ wash up on your beaches yet?
Our media should be warning you it’s coming!

Cybergeezer on May 20, 2010 at 9:00 AM

Michelle: Now, class, let’s everybody stand up and sing:
Barack Hussein Obama, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

Steve Z on May 20, 2010 at 10:03 AM

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