Woman to Obama: “You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body”
posted at 3:31 pm on May 13, 2010 by Allahpundit
Yeah, this actually qualifies as postworthy today. We’re wandering through a news desert with no oasis in sight, my friends. This is Blogageddon.
“You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body,” Luann Haley, 45, said to the leader of the free world, with cameras capturing every moment as the president made an unannounced stop at Duff’s Famous Wings for a quick bite to eat.
Obama responded with a big hug, which made Haley swoon. (“He gave me a squeeze,” she said afterward.) And Obama reminded her that Michelle — his wife — would be watching on television.
“That’s alright,” Haley said.
I searched in vain for video of the come-on heard ’round the world and thought I’d finally found it at ABC. Alas: It’s a head fake. There is indeed footage of The One ordering wings ‘n things at the restaurant in Buffalo where it all went down, but unless I missed it, the “hottie” remark wasn’t caught on camera. Which is odd. Isn’t every waking moment of this guy’s life recorded on tape? He has his own propaganda department and everything!
Worth watching anyway, if only to see the waitress remain remarkably chill while making chitchat with POTUS.
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Stand back. I’m going to barf. In technicolor.
Splashman on May 13, 2010 at 3:34 PM
How much salt was in his meal?
Mark1971 on May 13, 2010 at 3:34 PM
Slightly OT: Has The Hottie made any public statement yet about Tennessee? I realize there are more important things for the President to do like eat spicy wings while flirting with the waitstaff, but I just thought I’d ask.
Doughboy on May 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM
so moobs are in this summer? I’m golden
Doctor Zhivago on May 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM
I thought eating wings was now against the law.
txag92 on May 13, 2010 at 3:36 PM
i can’t believe i just spent a minute of my life watching the president order chicken wings
roryn00 on May 13, 2010 at 3:36 PM
not that I know of
Doctor Zhivago on May 13, 2010 at 3:36 PM
GROSS!
GROSS!
GROSS!
GROSS!
GROSS!
GROSS!
GROSS!
GROSS!
GROSS!
gophergirl on May 13, 2010 at 3:37 PM
little being the operative word.
lonestar1 on May 13, 2010 at 3:37 PM
That’s sort of a feminine characterization, isn’t it? What man wants “a smokin’ little body”?
In any case, she’s got some seriously low standards.
capitalist piglet on May 13, 2010 at 3:37 PM
As a male homosexual with years of experience assessing the physical gifts of other men, Let Me Be Clear:
His chest is saggy, he’s got wimpy shoulders and scrawny arms, and skinny, shapeless legs. His body is anything but “hot.”
D2Boston on May 13, 2010 at 3:37 PM
FIFY
Caper29 on May 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM
The guy has no shame…..now he’s a cannibal.
If the sign says ‘please seat yourself’ why is BO stopping at the hostess station? I guess he doesn’t want to cheat on TOTUS.
VikingGoneWild on May 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM
Moobs and belly fat! He’s a trend-setter.
capitalist piglet on May 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM
Paraphrasing an Abbott & Costello routine about Buffalo:
A: They know what they like in Buffalo.
C: The why do they live in Buffalo?
Wander on May 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM
also today, NANOBOTS ASSEMBLE! Scientists have created the first assembly line made up of nanobots
Doctor Zhivago on May 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM
That child is waaay past due for her visit to the Optometrist.
kingsjester on May 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM
What a Schmuck this guy is.
He has a Smokers body.
portlandon on May 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Hmmm, that’s not how the One reacted to me when I complimented him on his soccer mom figure after the ball game.
seismedia on May 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM
I thought it was a Bill Clinton quote.
Oil Can on May 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM
I hope the cook spit on his wings.
thevastlane on May 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM
Of course not – Tennessee isn’t New Orleans.
Besides the country music community has done more and will do more than he ever could and he knows that. It’s all about him after all.
gophergirl on May 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM
It’s a good thing that our borders are secured…
Oh, wait!
Seven Percent Solution on May 13, 2010 at 3:40 PM
The barbarians are at the gates. Oh, look at the grass grow!
MB4 on May 13, 2010 at 3:40 PM
So YOU’RE Michelle’s dress designer!
Monica on May 13, 2010 at 3:40 PM
Who paid?
d1carter on May 13, 2010 at 3:40 PM
So, is there like Secret Service back in the kitchen making sure Obama doesn’t get some ‘special sauce’ with his wings???
BigWyo on May 13, 2010 at 3:41 PM
If you listen really carefully, you can hear the sound of a single Bill Clinton tear hit the floor.
Weight of Glory on May 13, 2010 at 3:41 PM
That’s a good question. That’s more of a female thing.
Abby Adams on May 13, 2010 at 3:42 PM
The verdict is in. The woman has no taste!
As for Obama eating at a fast food establishment? Michelles health police descend in 5, 4, 3….what? Ooooooooooooooh. The Obama’s are exempt from any laws, rules or restrictions they place on the rest of us. Got it!
capejasmine on May 13, 2010 at 3:42 PM
yes as they should
Doctor Zhivago on May 13, 2010 at 3:42 PM
OK! Off topic but I gotta know… why in the heck does this site have a google ad for Robin Carnahan. Of all the lying, stinking politicians this is one of the worst. Her whole family sucks. Even the dead ones!
Vince on May 13, 2010 at 3:43 PM
Fries? He ordered fries? Aren’t they verboten per his wife?
Brat on May 13, 2010 at 3:43 PM
WE DID.
portlandon on May 13, 2010 at 3:43 PM
Does Michelle know her king is eating wings and fries (or was it onion rings?)…. hmmm dissent amongst the ranks here. And IMO, it was BHO that seemed desperate for the waitress to flirt with him. He just becomes more desperate every day!!! Or is it America that is desperate to be rid of this idiot???
skeedro on May 13, 2010 at 3:43 PM
Boy, it is a slow news day.
changer1701 on May 13, 2010 at 3:43 PM
Maybe she has xray vision, and the little applied to that which resides in the underoos.
capejasmine on May 13, 2010 at 3:44 PM
was his choice of food on Michelle’s approved lists?
poppieseeds on May 13, 2010 at 3:44 PM
I am sorry you should have to pass a basic citizenship test to vote. I bet this one couldn’t pass! But, she know who won American Idol!!!
xler8bmw on May 13, 2010 at 3:44 PM
The waitress will be disappeared per Michelles orders. Muwhahahahahaha!
capejasmine on May 13, 2010 at 3:45 PM
Errr… that’s how men describe a woman, I wouldn’t take that as a compliment if it was directed toward me.
I’m a man BTW.
More evidence for President Pantywaist?
Rebar on May 13, 2010 at 3:46 PM
Set up set up set up…. No worker would remain that calm under that circumstance regardless who the president is and with all the cameras in her face… rehearsed or actress… That is my take and I am sticking with it.
shar61 on May 13, 2010 at 3:47 PM
..she needs to get a life and they need to get a room.
The War Planner on May 13, 2010 at 3:47 PM
If you clicked to watch the video, you’re a pathetically sick puppy.
Obama WOULD be good for stud, though!
I gotta send this idea to Congress and the White House; It can generate trillions of dollars!
Cybergeezer on May 13, 2010 at 3:47 PM
He’s nothing but skin and bones. Don’t they feed him enough there.
TimTebowSavesAmerica on May 13, 2010 at 3:47 PM
I think Obama is a reckless, arrogant rookie with dangerously misguided views. He has some physical attractiveness and his smile isn’t bad. With those observations made, I find it hard to contain my horror if this report is true. The President of the USA should not be subjected to some random whack job’s totally undignified verbal diarrhea of lust. If someone does manage to get in there and say something so gross, it shouldn’t be rewarded with a hug. Bad behavior stupidly rewarded just encourages more of it.
Jill1066 on May 13, 2010 at 3:48 PM
hahahahaha…. me thinks that waitress taking his order may not be a BHO fan… Did you notice her cross her arms and look at him when he asked, “What do you think, fries or onion rings?”… she’s seems to be thinking, “Dude, you’re the POTUS, make a decision.”…
Our POTUS just voted “present” on fries or onion rings. Scary times!!!!
skeedro on May 13, 2010 at 3:48 PM
Each time Barry eats a chicken wing, an angel gets his wing.
A secular angel that is.
NoDonkey on May 13, 2010 at 3:48 PM
I am going to be sick.
Terrye on May 13, 2010 at 3:49 PM
Amen.
Ditto. I’m going to be the coolest guy at the beach.
amerpundit on May 13, 2010 at 3:49 PM
As a heterosexual woman, I could not agree more :) Your post is perfect!
nwpammy on May 13, 2010 at 3:49 PM
HillBuzz had a great post about this yesterday.
Monica on May 13, 2010 at 3:49 PM
He does know that wings come from chickens, and the chickens have come home to roost, right?
SouthernGent on May 13, 2010 at 3:50 PM
New York Times headlines tomorrow.
WAITRESS MAKES GOOD! HIRED TO BE A WHITE HOUSE INTERN!!!
capejasmine on May 13, 2010 at 3:50 PM
ROFLMAO. Whaddaya saying? Mom jeans don’t turn you on? As a hetero female, I have to agree with you 100%.
bitsy on May 13, 2010 at 3:50 PM
I finally understand why we lost the last election – more than half the people in America are morons.
Squiggy on May 13, 2010 at 3:50 PM
..MOO gets all the food when it hits the table; he and the kids and the dog just get the scraps.
The War Planner on May 13, 2010 at 3:51 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!! That was funny!!!
capejasmine on May 13, 2010 at 3:51 PM
That right there is what we referred to in high school as, ‘A pencil neck geek!’
PappaMac on May 13, 2010 at 3:51 PM
As Henry Kissinger (?) once said, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
NeighborhoodCatLady on May 13, 2010 at 3:51 PM
Did the photogs get plenty of pics of PBHO’s good side? Does that man take a dump without making sure there are some PR pics of the action?
Bishop on May 13, 2010 at 3:51 PM
The man has no muscle tone. And that’s from before the stress of the presidency.
amerpundit on May 13, 2010 at 3:51 PM
Blue lips are in!
Inanemergencydial on May 13, 2010 at 3:51 PM
His wife says his feet smell like sh*t.
echosyst on May 13, 2010 at 3:54 PM
Too bad he’s gay.
RarestRX on May 13, 2010 at 3:54 PM
:lol Sarah Palin most likely gets these kind of comments
all the time…from all political stripes. She has a brains,beauty and should be Prez…..
dec5 on May 13, 2010 at 3:55 PM
You ever notice that right after SP delivers a major speech, The Won does the same thing within 24 hours? His one-up-manship is glaring.
I’m sure the folks drowning in Tennessee were just delighted to see the POTUS “stopping for lunch”, just up the road.
GoldenEagle4444 on May 13, 2010 at 3:55 PM
I just Puked in my mouth.
canditaylor68 on May 13, 2010 at 3:55 PM
Plus he has a wide stance. First gay & insane POTUS.
BHO Jonestown on May 13, 2010 at 3:56 PM
Get.A.Room
(gotta visit the vomitorium …)
ya2daup on May 13, 2010 at 3:57 PM
Good thing Kal and Reg weren’t there; she’d of had her eyes clawed out.
Doorgunner on May 13, 2010 at 3:58 PM
I can see the MSM swoon over this little fluff piece for the next few days.
Chris Matthews will be interviewing her asking her “so how long have you wanted to ride the president like a ten speed?” All the while having “tingle city” go down his leg.
Pcoop on May 13, 2010 at 3:58 PM
I ascribe his behavior to TOTUS-envy: he SO wishes he could speak in an articulate manner without one.
ya2daup on May 13, 2010 at 3:59 PM
FIFY
bitsy on May 13, 2010 at 3:59 PM
And I thought he had no redeeming qualities.
Buford Gooch on May 13, 2010 at 4:00 PM
I guess he’s doing okay for a geezer. Most of the older guys that come in to work out with us are dragging some serious belly fat. His legs are weak, but he’s remained injury free as a b-baller. That tells me he’s doing something right.
Also, Obamas tits don’t sag like a lot of guys. He at least has the potential for some definition, before those things stretch into a c-cup.
I recommend handstand-push-ups.
The Race Card on May 13, 2010 at 4:01 PM
Obama’s presidency in 9 words.
tru2tx on May 13, 2010 at 4:01 PM
He looks like a Q-Tip with ears. And who says that to a man anyway? Weird.
Redneck Woman on May 13, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Everyone’s got to be known for something. Congratulations, Haley, you’ll forever be known as the woman that drooled over the President.
Red Cloud on May 13, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Going to Rome?
Inanemergencydial on May 13, 2010 at 4:03 PM
I read that as “stress of the pregnancy” and was very, very confused.
Abby Adams on May 13, 2010 at 4:03 PM
He’s flabulous!
Monica on May 13, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Click it. Click it a lot. Every time someone clicks on that ad, Robin Carnahan has to pay Allah and Ed money. And what’s better than making your enemies pay you their hard-earned cash, I ask you? :-)
Mary in LA on May 13, 2010 at 4:07 PM
Heh. Good one! Wish I’d thought of it.
Splashman on May 13, 2010 at 4:08 PM
God have mercy on this disrespectful, oversexualized generation.
Lady Heather on May 13, 2010 at 4:10 PM
ROFL!!!
Just for making me snork coffee out my nose, here’s a picture of Supermodel Flabio.
Mary in LA on May 13, 2010 at 4:10 PM
Was anyone else hoping the waitress would reach out and b!tch slap him? Just a little one with no actual harm intended of course.
thevastlane on May 13, 2010 at 4:11 PM
I mean… the way he’s standing…. hovering like… showing off his Ma-Cheezie-Mo…..
CynicalOptimist on May 13, 2010 at 4:13 PM
did she axe him if he wanted special sauce with his wings?
jbh45 on May 13, 2010 at 4:14 PM
Ahhh she’s says that to Henry Waxman when he comes through too.
Speakup on May 13, 2010 at 4:15 PM
“Greasy wings for me and a round of hemlock for all these dewey-eyed, guilty white people.” ~Chebama
Western_Civ on May 13, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Ewwww.
Not surprised, second look at that woman.
Sir Napsalot on May 13, 2010 at 4:17 PM
In 2008, things were going kinda well,
Then came the election, blew everything to hell.
What I saw on the news turned me pale and week –
America elected a pencil-neck geek!
Pencil-neck geek, socialist freak,
Commie-lovin’ pea head with a lousy physique,
A one-man, no-gut, losing streak –
Nothin’ but a pencil-neck geek.
(apologies to Messrs. Blassie, Cicero, and Margulies)
Mary in LA on May 13, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Argh! “Week” s/b “weak”, which that typo certainly was.
Mary in LA on May 13, 2010 at 4:19 PM
did she axe him if he wanted special sauce with his wings?
jbh45 on May 13, 2010 at 4:14 PM
Oh no you deh-ent!
Sheerq on May 13, 2010 at 4:20 PM
Schadenfreude on May 13, 2010 at 4:20 PM
“chicken wing, chicken wing,
chicken and macaroni,
chicken wit my boloney,
chillin’ wit my homies”
LtE126 on May 13, 2010 at 4:23 PM
Waitress in the video doesn’t look 45. Must’ve been another employee.
Terp Mole on May 13, 2010 at 4:24 PM
This chick better enjoy that hug!
With her flat chest, geeky glasses and head-banded, greasy pony tail, she’s not going to get hugged again for a long, long time.
Jenfidel on May 13, 2010 at 4:24 PM
did she axe him if he wanted mac’n cheese and some ‘nilla pudd’n with them thar wings?
jbh45 on May 13, 2010 at 4:26 PM
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