Woman to Obama: “You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body”

posted at 3:31 pm on May 13, 2010 by Allahpundit

Yeah, this actually qualifies as postworthy today. We’re wandering through a news desert with no oasis in sight, my friends. This is Blogageddon.

“You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body,” Luann Haley, 45, said to the leader of the free world, with cameras capturing every moment as the president made an unannounced stop at Duff’s Famous Wings for a quick bite to eat.

Obama responded with a big hug, which made Haley swoon. (“He gave me a squeeze,” she said afterward.) And Obama reminded her that Michelle — his wife — would be watching on television.

“That’s alright,” Haley said.

I searched in vain for video of the come-on heard ’round the world and thought I’d finally found it at ABC. Alas: It’s a head fake. There is indeed footage of The One ordering wings ‘n things at the restaurant in Buffalo where it all went down, but unless I missed it, the “hottie” remark wasn’t caught on camera. Which is odd. Isn’t every waking moment of this guy’s life recorded on tape? He has his own propaganda department and everything!

Worth watching anyway, if only to see the waitress remain remarkably chill while making chitchat with POTUS.

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Meh. She’s got nothin’ on this lady.

Babino on May 13, 2010 at 4:26 PM

Slightly OT: Has The Hottie made any public statement yet about Tennessee?

Don’t think so. After all it’s full of white people.

crazy_legs on May 13, 2010 at 4:27 PM

we git the “obama and wangs” post but, alas my friends, still…..no Boobquake thread….*sigh…*

ted c on May 13, 2010 at 4:27 PM

Slightly OT: Has The Hottie made any public statement yet about Tennessee? I realize there are more important things for the President to do like eat spicy wings while flirting with the waitstaff, but I just thought I’d ask.

Doughboy on May 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM

NOT ONE WORD. ZERO VISITS. Hope & Change is ALL washed up.

TN Mom on May 13, 2010 at 4:28 PM

I wonder why she put an emphasis on “little“. Hmmmm, maybe she been talk’n to Michele.

jbh45 on May 13, 2010 at 4:29 PM

I’d have to say, that waitress is remarkably chill. I may not always agree with the President, but if I was talking with him I’d get all Chris Matthews and stuff. Leg tingles galore.

Rightwingguy on May 13, 2010 at 4:29 PM

And Obama reminded her that Michelle — his wife — would be watching on television.

“That’s alright,” Haley said.

Uh, yeah, I’ll bet it was alright. I do believe there is a term in the African-American lexicon for that sort of woman. Can anyone help me out here?

manwithblackhat on May 13, 2010 at 4:29 PM

Who paid?

We did.

crazy_legs on May 13, 2010 at 4:29 PM

TN Mom on May 13, 2010 at 4:28 PM

Tennessee? What happened in Tennessee?

(/sarc)

Rightwingguy on May 13, 2010 at 4:30 PM

Greasy, salty, wings and fries for me, tofu and rice cakes for thee.

Firefly_76 on May 13, 2010 at 4:31 PM

That’s the same line Martha used on George.

Akzed on May 13, 2010 at 4:31 PM

Yes, he has a little body. He has a little brain, too. And perhaps MO can weigh in on other parts of him that are. Uh.. Little. Like his hands.

Key West Reader on May 13, 2010 at 4:32 PM

Always go with the rings, my friend. There should be no hesitation.

Asher on May 13, 2010 at 4:33 PM

Don’t think so. After all it’s full of white people.

You must be thinking of a different Nashville.

YYZ on May 13, 2010 at 4:34 PM

Like his hands. Key West Reader on May 13, 2010 at 4:32 PM

That’s a sure sign, y’know.

Akzed on May 13, 2010 at 4:34 PM

I thought it was a Bill Clinton quote.

Oil Can on May 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM

Touché

year_of_the_dingo on May 13, 2010 at 4:34 PM

He just seems to love the adoration, eh?

Conservalicious on May 13, 2010 at 4:35 PM

Uh, yeah, I’ll bet it was alright. I do believe there is a term in the African-American lexicon for that sort of woman. Can anyone help me out here?

manwithblackhat on May 13, 2010 at 4:29 PM

Skeeza?

Mary in LA on May 13, 2010 at 4:36 PM

so moobs are in this summer? I’m golden

Doctor Zhivago on May 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM

Moobs and belly fat! He’s a trend-setter.

capitalist piglet on May 13, 2010 at 3:38 PM

And let’s not forget the smell of that sweet Carolina tobacco.

mikefln on May 13, 2010 at 4:36 PM

Wait, the waitress didn’t say that did she? If she did she’s looks good for 45!

thevastlane on May 13, 2010 at 4:36 PM

Rightwingguy on May 13, 2010 at 4:30 PM

NObama gives the finger to Tennessee. Boy, you gotta wonder how the people who voted for him feel.

TN Mom on May 13, 2010 at 4:36 PM

As a male homosexual with years of experience assessing the physical gifts of other men, Let Me Be Clear:

His chest is saggy, he’s got wimpy shoulders and scrawny arms, and skinny, shapeless legs. His body is anything but “hot.”

D2Boston on May 13, 2010 at 3:37 PM

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Andy in Agoura Hills on May 13, 2010 at 4:37 PM

Pissboy! Pissboy!…. It’s good to be the king.

roux on May 13, 2010 at 4:38 PM

With her flat chest, geeky glasses and head-banded, greasy pony tail, she’s not going to get hugged again for a long, long time.

Genius, does she look 45? That’s not the person who called him a “hottie.”

YYZ on May 13, 2010 at 4:38 PM

so moobs are in this summer? I’m golden

Doctor Zhivago on May 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM

At great risk: What is a “moob”?

BobMbx on May 13, 2010 at 4:40 PM

aren’t them wangs full of salt and trans fat? That’s that stuff that Big Nanny is now sayin is bad, right?

reminds me of this little blast from the past.

ted c on May 13, 2010 at 4:40 PM

That’s a sure sign, y’know.

Akzed on May 13, 2010 at 4:34 PM

Oh, yes. Dead giveaway.

NObama gives the finger to Tennessee. Boy, you gotta wonder how the people who voted for him feel.

TN Mom on May 13, 2010 at 4:36 PM

Not to worry, TN. It was a very tiny, small finger that he gave to you folks. You will be okay. The only reason he couldn’t speak in TN is because if he plugged his teleprompter in, he’d get zapped. Like he will this November.

Key West Reader on May 13, 2010 at 4:40 PM

At great risk: What is a “moob”?

BobMbx on May 13, 2010 at 4:40 PM

Manboob.

Key West Reader on May 13, 2010 at 4:41 PM

Has The Hottie made any public statement yet about Tennessee?

He declared Tenn a disaster area a couple of days ago

William Amos on May 13, 2010 at 4:42 PM

At first the president ordered 10 chicken wings with medium spice and fries. He then changed his order to five regular wings and five extra crispy wings, at the suggestion of a Duff’s customer.

I’m guessing this was not part of the no-salt tour, eh?

Manboob.

Key West Reader on May 13, 2010 at 4:41 PM

Ah. Then I second the “golden” comment. In fact, I’m stacked.

BobMbx on May 13, 2010 at 4:45 PM

This is where years of women on birth control have gotten us as a society.
It has suppressed their ovulation, the deciding factor of ‘manliness’, in turn, replacing the real definition of manliness with a twisted, sensitive, beta/omega/metrosexual version of perverted ‘manliness’.
UGH!
What is a “moob”?

BobMbx on May 13, 2010 at 4:40 PM

I guess if you have to ask….

NObama gives the finger to Tennessee. Boy, you gotta wonder how the people who voted for him feel.

TN Mom on May 13, 2010 at 4:36 PM

Have a HS friend living in Nashville-it is BAD.
I cannot believe our TOTUS has not faked some compassion for these people who have gone through some he!!.
I wasn’t in love w/ Bush as POTUS, but I do have to say he was a very compassionate man.
He would have been there ASAP consoling these people on behalf of the whole nation.
What a POS BO is-buying wings & flipping us off to our faces basically.

Badger40 on May 13, 2010 at 4:47 PM

During the 2008 campaign, did Obama give the people of Tennessee a “firm pledge” or just indicated a “preference” for emergency assistance in the event of a flood?

Mutnodjmet on May 13, 2010 at 4:47 PM

Remember when Mr. and Mrs. ObaMao had to have the kitchens and waitstaff checked when they dined out atop the Eiffel Tower on their Parisian tour?

onlineanalyst on May 13, 2010 at 4:50 PM

HillBuzz had a great post about this yesterday.

Monica on May 13, 2010 at 3:49 PM

Moni there a several hilarious FLOTUS posts there! Thanks!

Brat on May 13, 2010 at 4:55 PM

Don’t think so. After all it’s full of white people.

You must be thinking of a different Nashville.

YYZ on May 13, 2010 at 4:34 PM

Actually, most of Nashville’s still white. 65% to be exact.

Del Dolemonte on May 13, 2010 at 5:02 PM

NObama gives the finger to Tennessee. Boy, you gotta wonder how the people who voted for him feel.

TN Mom on May 13, 2010 at 4:36 PM

Didn’t he have the First Janitor give a shout-out on the Late, Late, Late Show? Just before the Sham-wow commercials started rolling?

dmh0667 on May 13, 2010 at 5:05 PM

Don’t think so. After all it’s full of white people.

crazy_legs on May 13, 2010 at 4:27 PM

Except for the 27% or so who are African American.

Asher on May 13, 2010 at 5:14 PM

Actually, most of Nashville’s still white. 65% to be exact.

That’s not “most.”

YYZ on May 13, 2010 at 5:15 PM

Actually, most of Nashville’s still white. 65% to be exact.

Del Dolemonte on May 13, 2010 at 5:02 PM

So’s Nashville, Indiana.

But to be honest, whenever I travel in that area of the country, I always notice the large minority populations bcs here in North Dakota, you rarely see any other ethnic group other than caucasian, unless you’re in Fargo.
So every summer I get a multicultural experience.
And some BBQ.
ND has no real BBQ.

Badger40 on May 13, 2010 at 5:19 PM

Moobs

csdeven on May 13, 2010 at 5:24 PM

She’s a waitress waitron… angling for a big tip.

But with Obama?

I doubt he left a fin, much less a sawbuck.

profitsbeard on May 13, 2010 at 5:25 PM

Moobs

csdeven on May 13, 2010 at 5:24 PM

csdeven: You need to put a content warning on that link. My eyes are still bleeding. :)

Mutnodjmet on May 13, 2010 at 5:29 PM

When the President went to pay the bill I was ready for the cashier, or the owner, to tell him “Put that away, your money is no good here” because, really, our money is just about no good, in general.

juanito on May 13, 2010 at 5:31 PM

I doubt he left a fin, much less a sawbuck.

profitsbeard on May 13, 2010 at 5:25 PM

I’ve been manufacturing a new currency… ObamaDollahs. They’re quickly catching on as a tourist item. We also have MoDondkaDonks. They are very popular too.

Key West Reader on May 13, 2010 at 5:34 PM

‘The hottie’ doesn’t hold a candle to my short, fat, balding former Marine husband.
The sexy-ist thing on a man is his big brain-so Zero’s already severely disadvantaged.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 13, 2010 at 5:35 PM

When the President went to pay the bill I was ready for the cashier, or the owner, to tell him “Put that away, your money is no good here” because, really, our money is just about no good, in general Fact.

juanito on May 13, 2010 at 5:31 PM

FIFY, Juanito!

Key West Reader on May 13, 2010 at 5:36 PM

Actually, most of Nashville’s still white. 65% to be exact.

Del Dolemonte on May 13, 2010 at 5:02 PM

That’s not “most.”

YYZ on May 13, 2010 at 5:15 PM

Um . . .

Splashman on May 13, 2010 at 5:42 PM

I think I’m going to vomit.

stevezilla on May 13, 2010 at 5:43 PM

Yeah….moron-in-chief was here today….I live right outside of Buffalo and only had to leave home today to go to the bank. Stayed faaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay from Buffalo. NOT.INTERESTED.

sicoit on May 13, 2010 at 6:09 PM

The efforts to convince us that Obama is a studly beast are certainly are coming fast and furious of late, aren’t they? Sadly for the waitress, I don’t think he plays on that team. At least, he prefers not to. Oh well.

Also, does Michelle know he’s eating chicken wings?

NoLeftTurn on May 13, 2010 at 6:31 PM

“Hey Mr. President, what’s with the deficits? I make minimum wage and you’re going to destroy what little I make with inflation.”

“Oh yeah, what would you like to drink?”

BadgerHawk on May 13, 2010 at 6:33 PM

Actually, Mr. President is just a small, small man in a big, big world.

scalleywag on May 13, 2010 at 6:36 PM

D2Boston on May 13, 2010 at 3:37 PM

Heh.

BadgerHawk on May 13, 2010 at 6:51 PM

Yeah, if you prefer skinny little weasels with bird legs.

carbon_footprint on May 13, 2010 at 7:49 PM

Wings? He better worry that MO finds out about that, never mind the silly woman who got the smoking part right but he’s a tad scrawney for me.

Kissmygrits on May 13, 2010 at 7:53 PM

He got a booger slipped into the bag. Then they all went out to try and sell a watermelon that Dan Rather had some people set up for the O boy.
The MSM surely buried that PC flub one by Dan…by golly.

wepeople on May 13, 2010 at 10:15 PM

Is his wife going to make him sleep on the couch?

No, I wasn’t talking about the comment, I was referring to him ordering fries. Pisses her off, like no other.

Tim Burton on May 13, 2010 at 11:37 PM

Slightly OT: Has The Hottie made any public statement yet about Tennessee?
Don’t think so. After all it’s full of white people.
crazy_legs on May 13, 2010 at 4:27 PM

Great observation. Tennessee, Kentucky, is full of white people until they come out of the mines covered in coal dust, or after a full days work where the 70% of wages are removed in taxes which turns me red.

MSGTAS on May 14, 2010 at 8:29 AM

Isn’t every waking moment of this guy’s life recorded on tape?

Monica gave Bill a hug and that was recorded on tape. Obama has probably learned to be more careful than that.

Advocate For Change on May 14, 2010 at 9:12 AM

“You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body,” Luann Haley, 45

- – Chris Matthews and David Brooks

Schadenfreude on May 14, 2010 at 11:46 AM

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