It’s rare that a “Dude” item makes it down here to Broadway, but trust me on this. The Susan Boyle comparisons in the media don’t begin to capture how freaky quintuple deaky it is. Boyle was a sensation as the ugly duckling with the golden voice; this guy’s got that covered plus cross-gender mimickry so eerie that you might actually be fooled if all you had was the audio. Trust me when I say that you will believe a pudgy, androgynous Asian man is the planet’s new queen of easy listening.
And just in time too. The position is momentarily vacant.