More Massa: Did I ever tell you about the time Rahm Emanuel and I were naked?

posted at 4:10 pm on March 8, 2010 by Allahpundit

It’s not what it sounds like. It’s just, er, two nude guys getting aggressive in a gym locker room.

Do we really need two posts today about this tool turning loose cannon on the Dems? Why, yes — because, thanks to Glenn Beck, he’ll have a full hour tomorrow afternoon in front of a national audience to rip on Rahm, Pelosi, Steny Hoyer, and ideally the whole sordid culture of Democratic backroom wheelings and dealings. (See, e.g., “kickback, Cornhusker.”) At the very least, the Massa freak show will throw the White House off-message for a valuable few days; at best, his accusations of an ethics frame-up to push him out of Congress before he could vote no on the bill will reenergize public outrage about the O-Care process. Tom Bevan sees the bad moon rising:

It’s useless to debate whether Massa is right or not. We won’t ever know the truth in this he-said, he-said. At the end of the day, what’s most harmful to the White House is that Massa’s claim reinforces a very damaging narrative: that this Administration is run by a bunch of political thugs who do things “The Chicago Way;” that the White House and Democrats in Congress will do “whatever it takes” to pass this particular piece of health care legislation.

To have Massa ripping his party and the administration in such a public way right as they’re in the middle of trying to woo and cajole enough House Democrats to vote “yes” on the the health care bill is at the very least unhelpful and might possibly turn out to be a disaster.

Bingo. Hats off to Beck for recognizing it so quickly and volunteering his loudspeaker. Don’t be surprised if this subject comes up early and often.

Two clips for you here, one of Massa describing passions running high in the locker room and the other from a few years ago of a fully-clothed Emanuel giving him tips on his first congressional run. Skip ahead to around 1:25 for advice on anger management. (From Rahm “F-bomb” Emanuel?) Exit question one: Assuming the Dems have heard the same stuff about Massa’s past as Bob Lonsberry, why isn’t he worried that they’re going to punish him for going on Beck by launching a smear campaign? Arguably he can do more damage to O-Care tomorrow than he can by staying in the House, keeping his mouth shut, and quietly voting no. Exit question two: Hoyer says it’s not true that they deliberately leaked details of the ethics investigation to pressure him into resigning. Who’s lying? I’m with the boss emeritus on this one.

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Massa admitted his transgression. He’s resigning today.

I must be extra dense today. Explain again how he is saving his sorry hide.

ROCnPhilly on March 8, 2010 at 5:05 PM

Did he resign yet? Nothing on Fox. Nothing on MSNBC.

Knucklehead on March 8, 2010 at 5:07 PM

Err… uhh…

Do you like gladiator movies?

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on March 8, 2010 at 5:07 PM

Beck is setting up tomorrow’s show right now…I don’t care what happened or what was said, this is just fun to watch.

d1carter on March 8, 2010 at 5:08 PM

To have Massa ripping his party and the administration in such a public way right as they’re in the middle of trying to woo and cajole enough House Democrats to vote “yes” on the the health care bill is at the very least unhelpful and might possibly turn out to be a disaster.

I do not think that word means what the author thinks it means.

unclesmrgol on March 8, 2010 at 5:08 PM

“…the Massa freak show will throw the White House off-message for a valuable few days….”

Barry is probably spitting nails even as we speak. Guess he can kiss off any speech he makes ‘having an impact’. House Reps are probably running for the bomb shelter, and hanging out “NOBODY’S HOME” on the door to their capitol offices.

GarandFan on March 8, 2010 at 5:09 PM

I wonder if Massa has had any personal dealings with BHO?

d1carter on March 8, 2010 at 5:09 PM

I wonder if Rahmbo has tried to call Massa today?

kingsjester on March 8, 2010 at 5:10 PM

Massa is going to wake up with a severed shower-head lying next to him, covered in soap bubbles.

Bishop on March 8, 2010 at 5:13 PM

Glenn Beck is going to have Massa on his radio show tomorrow …”for the full hour”(Best Larry King imitation).
Massa’s threatening to rescind his resignation today, too.

He’s not going quietly.
Pass the popcorn and make me a frosty margarita while you’re at it!

Jenfidel on March 8, 2010 at 5:13 PM

We won’t ever know the truth in this he-said, he-said.

Whether one is a he-said is debatable when he chases you around a locker room in a tutu.

chunderroad on March 8, 2010 at 5:14 PM

Did he resign yet? Nothing on Fox. Nothing on MSNBC.

Knucklehead on March 8, 2010 at 5:07 PM

Yeah, I heard he felt pressured before, but now he’s thinking harder about his decision.

chunderroad on March 8, 2010 at 5:17 PM

Exit question two: Hoyer says it’s not true that they deliberately leaked details of the ethics investigation to pressure him into resigning. Who’s lying?

Who cares? I just like to watch, just like in “Being There”, except this is better than the movie.

Schadenfreude on March 8, 2010 at 5:17 PM

Thugs are indignant.

Schadenfreude on March 8, 2010 at 5:18 PM

He has non-Hodgkins lymphoma.

Mary in LA on March 8, 2010 at 5:05 PM
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High reoccurence rate, the man has nothing to lose by telling the truth.

shomegirl on March 8, 2010 at 5:22 PM

Rahm Emanuel is fundamentally evil. No joke, no punchline. Just a very chilling reality.

miles on March 8, 2010 at 5:22 PM

This is starting to sound a lot like the Roman Empire just before it collapsed! All these goons running around Capitol Hill naked and feeding each other grapes, while the country swirls round and round and down the toilet.

joedoe on March 8, 2010 at 5:23 PM

I hope Glen got to him in time to convince him not to quit!
Screw em. Turn back republican and VOTE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

patriotparty1 on March 8, 2010 at 5:27 PM

Boss emeritus says don’t trust a desperate pol. Well, Hoyer/Pelosi are desperate pols at this point. Connect the dots.
SouthernGent on March 8, 2010 at 4:25 PM

Yep. Anyone believe this story?:

At her weekly press conference this morning, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told reporters that she had no prior knowledge of allegations that Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY), harassed a junior staffer.

“I asked my staff, has there been any rumors [about this] before,” Pelosi said. “There had been a rumor…nobody made a formal notification to our office that anything happened. A one, two, three person rumor that had been reported to Mr. Hoyer’s office, and then reported to my staff, which they did not report to me, because you know what? This is rumor city.”

And you never knew about waterboarding either, right?

Buy Danish on March 8, 2010 at 5:28 PM

So…. which of them has the bigger… arguement?

azkag on March 8, 2010 at 5:30 PM

Save Massa!!! hehe

MeatHeadinCA on March 8, 2010 at 5:30 PM

I refuse to believe that there is anyone in the world who isn’t having fun watching US healthcare politics right now.

myrenovations on March 8, 2010 at 5:30 PM

Rush should bring on Operation Chaos the Gazillionth

MeatHeadinCA on March 8, 2010 at 5:31 PM

Ha! Not so fast, Nancy That was then and this is now:

And the Speaker defended the party’s record on ethics, pointing to Democrats’ success establishing an outside panel to review complaints and an ethics committee that she said is now functioning. “We know that when you’re effective, you’re a target, and any target will do,” she said. As far as the events of this week, she said, “They’re behind us.

Buy Danish on March 8, 2010 at 5:32 PM

If he keeps up that pace, he may be missing more than a small part of his finger.

bluegrass on March 8, 2010 at 5:37 PM

Now, where was Rangel when this shower scene went down?

MeatHeadinCA on March 8, 2010 at 5:38 PM

I didn’t even get a fifth into this mess before it got too putrid for me. These are bad people.

KF Peters on March 8, 2010 at 5:40 PM

Wow – this is going to be very interesting indeed! Check out my old hometown paper’s website for the latest:

http://www.stargazette.com/section/massa

Logic on March 8, 2010 at 5:43 PM

Obama may not favor complete transparency, but obviously Rahm Emmanuel does.

JavelinaBomb on March 8, 2010 at 5:44 PM

Massa had better hope that he doesn’t “wake up dead” tomorrow morning. In the meantime, I’ve got to go out and buy some more popcorn…..

TeresainFortWorth on March 8, 2010 at 5:47 PM

Dem. Eric Massa is trying to save his sorry hide. Strikes me as pathological. Desperate pols should never be trusted

Howie Carr, long time columnist with the Boston Herald and reigning Dean of Boston talk radio hosts feels just the opposite. He always says his best information comes from people with axes to grind. That’s why they’re willing to leak.

TheBigOldDog on March 8, 2010 at 5:56 PM

Enemy of my enemy etc.etc.

flackcatcher on March 8, 2010 at 6:06 PM

So, how quickly can a replacement (who will vote yes) be appointed?

Vashta.Nerada on March 8, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Rahm’s retarding Obamacare’s momentum!

chickasaw42 on March 8, 2010 at 6:21 PM

This is ugly on so many levels. No heroes in this story.

Cindy Munford on March 8, 2010 at 6:23 PM

Obama may not favor complete transparency, but obviously Rahm Emmanuel does.

JavelinaBomb on March 8, 2010 at 5:44 PM

How do you know? We need Bill Clinton to investigate this transparency thingy. He is the democrat Subject Matter Expert.

antisocial on March 8, 2010 at 6:26 PM

I disagree with MM. We’re talking here about a party specialized in hi-tech lynching. Are they capable of doing this? Absolutely.

year_of_the_dingo on March 8, 2010 at 6:44 PM

I e-mailed Massa’s office and told him if he wanted to get revenge on Obama…he should switch to the GOP.

I suggest you all do the same.

Conservative Samizdat on March 8, 2010 at 7:31 PM

The more I learn about elected democrats, the more they freak me out…

daesleeper on March 8, 2010 at 7:50 PM

Massa’s claim reinforces a very damaging narrative: that this Administration is run by a bunch of political thugs who do things “The Chicago Way;” that the White House and Democrats in Congress will do “whatever it takes” to pass this particular piece of health care legislation.

“Don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother” -Obama to Rep. Peter DeFazio (D),(April 2009)

TN Mom on March 8, 2010 at 8:47 PM

I heard that Rahm does have big feet. I wouldn’t pick up the soap off the floor if I were you.

Hummer53 on March 8, 2010 at 9:31 PM

Rush kept playing that clip of Massa describing what happened in the shower. Now I’m afraid to go to sleep.

boomer on March 8, 2010 at 11:23 PM

Now, where was Rangel Franks when this shower scene went down?

MeatHeadinCA on March 8, 2010 at 5:38 PM

There ya go.

boomer on March 8, 2010 at 11:25 PM

Seriously…this is soooooo much more fun than the Clinton years.

Cylor on March 9, 2010 at 2:07 AM

I wouldn’t piss on Massa if he were on fire. But what is the old saying? “The enemy of my enemy”

conservnut on March 9, 2010 at 6:59 AM

Massa: “It was weird having a political argument with a naked man”
Interviewer: “Did you find it strangely arousing?”
Massa: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, no, no, no, no, no, no, no….
….
….
well….yes…..a bit”

(props to Monty Python)

olesparkie on March 9, 2010 at 7:24 AM

Rahm was a ballerina and now it comes out he likes to wave his junk in front of other men. Hmmm….If it walks like a duck…..I think there’s something “Dead Fish” isn’t telling everyone. More of the Maobama “Transparency”..

Orville Redenbacher, microwave for three minutes and twenty seconds for perfection…..

adamsmith on March 9, 2010 at 8:44 AM

I don’t care who you are. If I am in a shower like that and someone walks up and pokes me, I am shoving them with ounce of streength. If he falls, then too bad he should not have assaulted me.

A republican almost goes to jail because he put his hand under a stall, but a Democrat can assault someone in a shower while naked. What an odd world we live in.

jeffn21 on March 9, 2010 at 9:15 AM

Also, if I was against a bill and I had people trying to strong arm me into voting yes, I would go along with it and then vote no at the last possible second. Then I would tell them they shouldn’t have been trying to strong arm me.

jeffn21 on March 9, 2010 at 9:17 AM

Rahm is “Fucking Retarded”!

TrickyDick on March 9, 2010 at 1:51 PM

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