Video: And now, an important message from Spicoli about rectal cancer
posted at 6:07 pm on March 5, 2010 by Allahpundit
I’d call it a palate cleanser but it’s … really more of an enema. And not the first one he’s administered, as it turns out:
Nine years ago Penn, 49, fired the same attack at film directors who waste their talent on brainless movies.
He said: “Those type of film makers should be sent running home screaming with rectal cancer.
“They don’t care about the films they make, or about what is going on around them or the effect they are having on their audience.”
Note the crucial distinction. Directors of brainless movies should get rectal cancer, scream, but — perhaps — live. Critics of his Haiti expedition? Rectal cancer, screaming, then death. This time he’s pissed.
A horrifying thought: There’s simply no way I can top this later with the Quote of the Day.
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Does his time with all of the Russian Hookers give him special insight into ths malady?
bbz123 on March 5, 2010 at 6:10 PM
I think his infatuations with anuses and the state of his nose are related.
Guardian on March 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Hey d!ckhead. Do all of us a favor and pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.
milwife88 on March 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Mr. Penn should be careful what he wishes for. It might just come true, but it won’t bring the desired effects on others, that he’s hoping for.
Maybe he should just pack it in, and go live with Chavez in Venezuela. He’d be perfect for the job of beating those opposition people into obedience. Sounds like he wouldn’t care if they were women, and children either.
capejasmine on March 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM
And Spicoli should know about rectums, his head has been up his for quite a long time.
infidel4life on March 5, 2010 at 6:14 PM
Even a T.V. repairman with a boss set of tools can’t fix Sean.
Christien on March 5, 2010 at 6:15 PM
Remember when being a narcissistic a-hat was a bad thing?
Thunderstorm129 on March 5, 2010 at 6:16 PM
I………………….can’t ………………………..watch.
elderberry on March 5, 2010 at 6:16 PM
Has anyone ever seen this guy laugh? He has got to be one of the angriest people walking the face of the earth.
sherry on March 5, 2010 at 6:18 PM
When Karma comes knocking Penn, you should bend over and hold on tight. It ain’t gonna be fun.
AZCoyote on March 5, 2010 at 6:18 PM
Yeah, but I bet Penn didn’t intend that feel-good ending in Dead Man Walking.
Buddahpundit on March 5, 2010 at 6:21 PM
Sean Penn: finding both new ways and old ways to beclown himself.
rbj on March 5, 2010 at 6:22 PM
Isn’t this the same phony progressive communist POS that tried to fake a rescue mission during Katrina just to put the spot light on himself rather than those who were really in need of help? Isn’t this the same POS that buddied up to Chavez shortly after Chavez made his sulfur speech at the UN…
This guy wants to see America brought to it’s knee’s.
Sean d!ckless Penn believes this crap.
Keemo on March 5, 2010 at 6:23 PM
He’s a socialist douchebag who’s known for hanging around with brutal and oppressive dictators. Are we surprised he’s wishing death on opponents? It’s typical for a Che admirer.
amerpundit on March 5, 2010 at 6:23 PM
Why all the H8 man?
gwelf on March 5, 2010 at 6:25 PM
And yet, when Pat Robertson attributes something bad to a group of people for the what they believe and the way they act, Penn and his ilk go ballistic.
myrenovations on March 5, 2010 at 6:25 PM
Courage! You don’t have to top it – we will understand…
ElRonaldo on March 5, 2010 at 6:26 PM
He’s a socialist douchebag who’s known for hanging around with brutal and oppressive dictators. Are we surprised he’s wishing death on opponents? It’s typical for a Che admirer.
amerpundit on March 5, 2010 at 6:23 PM
gwelf on March 5, 2010 at 6:26 PM
I have a recurring nightmare about a faceless guy staring down from a skylight at me. Pretty sure he ain’t gonna be faceless anymore after hearing this. Sean Penn = ugly psycho.
Emily M. on March 5, 2010 at 6:26 PM
Hey Sean, did you ever get your boat started?
Knucklehead on March 5, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Another oh so tolerant Leftie who often rails against the hatred of the Right. Hypocrites all!!
mydh12 on March 5, 2010 at 6:27 PM
All Hollywood big shots like Penn take it in the dudu box.
They all do it.Penn likes the smell of crap all over him.
Rectal cancer is the one thing that Penn and his boyfriend
dont want to get.No more but sex.
Denniscat on March 5, 2010 at 6:27 PM
I wonder how Katie Couric feels about this…?
Seven Percent Solution on March 5, 2010 at 6:27 PM
a classy guy.
khacha on March 5, 2010 at 6:28 PM
Moron
ultracon on March 5, 2010 at 6:28 PM
Funny that he didn’t wish people should die fat, drugged up, screaming while clenching their chests like his own brother did.
Classy.
portlandon on March 5, 2010 at 6:29 PM
Sure you can, just go with a Salty Dog Massa quote.
juanito on March 5, 2010 at 6:29 PM
If you right clcik on the vid plug in you can zoom in and really see into Spicoli’s nostril.
rickyricardo on March 5, 2010 at 6:30 PM
I wonder if he would say that to Farrah Faucet’s face if she were alive.
txag92 on March 5, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Tolerance.
badtemper on March 5, 2010 at 6:31 PM
Well, he is in Terrence Malick’s upcoming movie… ‘The Tree of Life’… which does sound interesting…
http://thefilmstage.com/2010/03/03/terrence-malicks-the-tree-of-life-coming-this-november/
ninjapirate on March 5, 2010 at 6:32 PM
Penn made millions working within an American industry, the same type of industry that he now wants to see destroyed. Death to Capitalism; except my little share…
For me, I will never go see a movie that includes this man. I might add; I have several Hollywood fools on my no go list. They should have enjoyed their mega bucks and kept their mouths out of politics.
Keemo on March 5, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Talk about hypocrisy, back when he made Dead Man Walking, this idiot wanted everyone to feel compassion for death row inmates who murdered people in cold blood but his critics he wants to die screaming of rectal cancer. You’d have to say that he puts his little feelings about his self worth above innocent human life.
Buddahpundit on March 5, 2010 at 6:33 PM
All he needs are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and he’s fine.
Christien on March 5, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Tool.
glad she got a chuckle out of it too…sheesh
JetBoy on March 5, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Farrah Fawcett went to her grave leaving behind a message that rectal cancer is usually advanced and lethal because people won’t go get screened for it. He’s a pig.
Marcus on March 5, 2010 at 6:36 PM
We should be understanding, he’s just plugging his movies: Sean Penn = Rectal Cancer.
Ingenue on March 5, 2010 at 6:38 PM
I stopped paying attention to Sean Penn ages ago.
The guy obviously has serious issues that he feels he has to be seen with morons like Hugo The Evil Clown among others, and then has to wish things like he did here on people I would be willing to bet he has never spoken directly to, much less even bothered to meet.
The guy deserves nothing less than to just be ignored.
pilamaye on March 5, 2010 at 6:42 PM
It is wonderful to hear Spicolli, or is it Sean Penn?, speak such loving, kind, compassionate, thoughtful, insightful, enlightening, uplifting words about his fellow man.
Shouldn’t he receive a Nobel Peace Prize, or something?
William2006 on March 5, 2010 at 6:44 PM
my sentiments exactly.
John the Libertarian on March 5, 2010 at 6:46 PM
He never quite shook his character in I Am Sam.
John the Libertarian on March 5, 2010 at 6:47 PM
Sean WHO?????
Did you notice her snicker????
ladyingray on March 5, 2010 at 6:53 PM
I can hardly wait to miss his next movie. Come on folks, join in!
Mason on March 5, 2010 at 6:56 PM
Penn actually meant cholangiocarcinoma (cancer of the bile duct), but he couldn’t spell or pronounce it.
J_Crater on March 5, 2010 at 6:57 PM
Poster child for continued pot usage.
GarandFan on March 5, 2010 at 7:01 PM
She better hope Katie Couric didn’t notice the snicker.
Buddahpundit on March 5, 2010 at 7:02 PM
Poor Sean. It seems that all of that charity work in Haiti has made him a little cranky.
smartsy on March 5, 2010 at 7:03 PM
May be it’s the secret of his success: Is being sad the key to success?
I wonder if there’s a link between sadness and asshole.
Phil-351 on March 5, 2010 at 7:12 PM
Sounds like he had the disease and curing it caused him to be impotent, which caused Madonna to dump him (cause we all know what she’s about) and now he’s reduced to … nah, not going there.
platypus on March 5, 2010 at 7:27 PM
He seems to a really strong fascination with rectums. Of course, I suppose that would explain his fascination with Hugo Chavez.
oldleprechaun on March 5, 2010 at 7:31 PM
AP, I gotta say it. You are soooo screwed.
parke on March 5, 2010 at 7:36 PM
Excretions are indignant.
Schadenfreude on March 5, 2010 at 7:36 PM
Bet he’s buying voodoo dolls in Haiti.
Disturb the Universe on March 5, 2010 at 7:40 PM
I’m so wasted !!! All downhill after he uttered those immortal words.
abobo on March 5, 2010 at 7:42 PM
He will have to get off his knees first…
lovingmyUSA on March 5, 2010 at 7:44 PM
I will NEVER give that cretin a penny of my hard-earned $$$$–not to mention I wouldn’t watch a has-been actor…
lovingmyUSA on March 5, 2010 at 7:47 PM
Allah Did you pick a picture of him that looked like he was constipated on purpose?
Sean Penn is a wanker.
Dr Evil on March 5, 2010 at 7:49 PM
Penn didn’t stay in Baghdad quite long enough.
He’s a disgusting POS and he deserved and the world would be better for if he had got a 1000 lb US Air Force enema.
Speakup on March 5, 2010 at 8:23 PM
Color me ignorant, but I didn’t even KNOW he was in Haiti. Nice to see him living up to the liberal ieal of candor, good will, and honest debate. You’re a classy guy, Sean.
At any rate, I was going to rent Milk tonight but I guess I’ll make a donation to the American Cancer Society instead.
I am so not kidding.
You’re a douche, Sean Penn.
stevezilla on March 5, 2010 at 8:23 PM
I imagine a really, really nasty e-mail is on its way from Ryan O’Neil right about now.
HakerA on March 5, 2010 at 8:35 PM
Can’t. Argue. With. Crazy.
Thank heaven he & Madonna didn’t procreate.
NightmareOnKStreet on March 5, 2010 at 8:56 PM
I hope Farah’s ex, Ryan O’Neil, sees this. He’ll make Penn wish he had ass cancer.
NightmareOnKStreet on March 5, 2010 at 9:01 PM
Lol! Just saw your post. Great minds… blah blah blah.
NightmareOnKStreet on March 5, 2010 at 9:04 PM
This guy is the John Gosselin/Levi Johnson of film. Nothing but an opportunist. Didn’t he also hit his wife way back when? Class act.
scalleywag on March 5, 2010 at 9:04 PM
I don’t skip his films because of his politics. I just think he’s a hammy actor. Mystic River was puke.
John the Libertarian on March 5, 2010 at 9:34 PM
“big Hollywood star” hahahahah c’mon. Try C-list part actor.
Alden Pyle on March 5, 2010 at 9:52 PM
This is surprising who?
HAnthonyWayne on March 5, 2010 at 9:57 PM
rectum..
damm near killed him.
mechkiller_k on March 5, 2010 at 10:20 PM
A sphincter blathering about a rectum. Man that’s type-casting!
jgdp on March 5, 2010 at 11:30 PM
I wonder if Sean’s idol Hugo will let this bird-brain perch on his shoulder…
What a stool sample.
hillbillyjim on March 6, 2010 at 1:09 AM
Do not go quietly into that dark night.
daesleeper on March 6, 2010 at 1:23 AM
Too much money…not near enough teeth busted out of his head….
Classic recipe for a Brain Dead Liberal.
Except for the Trolls that post here….
Scratch the ‘Too much money’ part and insert ‘Zero Common Sense’…
BigWyo on March 6, 2010 at 1:41 AM
I hope he catches the “right” judge on his pending assault case. He clearly should spend a little time in the ol’ Graybar Hotel, as his emotional tantrums turning violent have become a pattern of behavior. He obviously will continue these tactics until a judge with some backbone gives him the sentence he deserves instead of love taps on the wrist.
hillbillyjim on March 6, 2010 at 2:11 AM
He’s brilliant I tell ya, just brilliant!
Poway on March 6, 2010 at 10:29 AM
He IS rectal cancer.
5u93rm4n on March 6, 2010 at 10:41 AM
As a rectal cancer survivor, I’m here to tell you that it is, in itself, painless. The surgery hurts pretty bad though. In any case, it never caused me to run home screaming, unlike Racing with the Moon
Tyrone Slothrop on March 6, 2010 at 1:00 PM
Looks like it’s time for Sean 2 get vajazzled again.
http://wellness.blogs.time.com/2010/03/05/bedazzling-below-the-belt/
donabernathy on March 6, 2010 at 9:04 PM