Obamateurism of the Day
posted at 8:05 am on March 4, 2010 by Ed Morrissey
Update: Video has been fixed.
Brevity is the soul of wit, as the saying goes … and wit was in short supply during last week’s health-care summit, chaired by Barack Obama. Republicans spoke for 111 minutes combined, Democrats for 135 minutes combined — but the President, all by himself, spoke for 122 minutes, outpacing all of the GOP attendees in total. Usually moderators don’t talk more than the participants, especially when scolding them on how much time the speakers are taking. Take, for instance, this long stretch near the end of the day. Obama starts off by demanding to “wrap this up,” with just 30 minutes remaining on the schedule. He asks for an additional 15, bringing it to 45 minutes in which all members of the panel — well over a dozen — would have to squeeze in their remaining thoughts on coverage. Obama then proceeds to take up a good chunk of the time himself, so long in fact that the Washington Post has to use two different web pages for the transcript:
OBAMA: All right. What I’d like to do is this. It is now — it is now quarter-to-four. I said we’d try to get out of here at 4:15. We have not spoken about coverage and we’re going to need to wrap this up.
I know that some people may be on a tight schedule. I’m going to ask that people are willing to stay until 4:30, which gives us 45 minutes. And what I’d like to do is to round out this conversation by focusing on what I think is probably at the core, or one of the bigger philosophical disagreements between the parties in how we address health care moving forward. I think we’ve identified one already, which is the issue of insurance and minimum standards. And that was a debate surrounding the exchange. That was a debate that we discussed when it came to being able to buy insurance across interstate lines.
I think the second issue, which Eric Cantor alluded to earlier, John Boehner just alluded to, is the issue of coverage. And that is, can America, the wealthiest nation on Earth, do what every other advanced nation does, which is make sure that every person here can get adequate health care coverage whether they’re young or old; whether they are rich or poor?
OBAMA: And, you know, I think that the effort in the House and the Senate has been to control costs, to reform the insurance industry, to deal with some of the structural deficit issues surrounding entitlements, and to do that all in a context in which everybody is getting a fair shake.
And right now, frankly, the 30 million people who don’t have health insurance at all — there are a whole bunch of people who aren’t added to that list who — all they have is a catastrophic plan. And again, they never go to visit a doctor unless they’re really sick.
The way we tried to do it was not a government-run health care plan, Paul. I mean, that was, you know, some good poll-tested language that has been used quite a bit. But the fact of the matter is that, as Dick just alluded to, the way we’ve structured it through the exchange would be to allow people to pool, allow everybody to join a big group, and for people who can’t afford it, to give them subsidies, including small businesses.
And so the question is whether there is a way for us to arrive at an agreement that would reach those people.
John, I — Boehner — I looked at your bill. I think, as I said, there’s overlap on some issues. But when it comes to the coverage issue, the Congressional Budget Office says yours would potentially increase coverage for 3 million people, and the efforts of the House and the Senate would cover 30 million. So that’s a 27 million-person difference.
We can have an honest disagreement as to whether we should try to give some help to those 27 million people don’t have coverage. And so that’s, I think, the last aspect of this. And this is probably going to be the most contentious, because, you know, there is no doubt that providing those tax credits to families and small businesses costs money. And we do raise revenues in order to pay for that.
And it may be that the other side just feels as if, you know what, it’s just not worth us doing that.
But one of the things I hope we don’t do is to pretend that somehow, for free, we’re going to be able to get those 30 million people covered. We’re not. You know, if we think it’s important as a society to not leave people out, then we’re going to have to figure out how to pay for it.
If we don’t, then we should acknowledge that we’re not going to do that. But what we shouldn’t do is pretend that we’re going to do it and that there’s some magic wand to do it without paying for it.
So, with that, what I’m going to do is I will go to whoever you want first, Mitch.
Once Obama finally gets done soliloquizing, he demands that everyone else watch the clock, emphasis mine:
MCCONNELL: Yes, Mr. President, Dr. John Barrasso is going to make our opening statement…
OBAMA: OK.
MCCONNELL: … on (inaudible).
OBAMA: And then I will call Henry Waxman, and we’ll just go back and forth.
BARRASSO: Thank you very much.
OBAMA: And because we are short on time, let’s keep our remarks relatively brief.
Do as I say, not as I do. That’s the Obama idea of leadership and of moderation. Sorry for the long clip and transcript, but there was no better way to demonstrate the disconnect between words and actions.

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I AM THE PRESIDENT! And don’t you forget it!
Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.Me. Me.
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rockbend on March 4, 2010 at 8:07 AM
So Odamna is totally full of himself… and we are surprised by this why?
Crusader Rabbit on March 4, 2010 at 8:08 AM
The sweetest sound.
His own voice.
FOWG1 on March 4, 2010 at 8:10 AM
“We are going to have an exchange of ideas and I’m going to tell you what they are. I’m going to talk and you’re going to listen. That’s what I call a bi-partisan discussion. That’s the way we do it in gang-la….I mean, Chicago”
GoldenEagle4444 on March 4, 2010 at 8:17 AM
What we have here, is a failure to communicate – briefly.
OldEnglish on March 4, 2010 at 8:17 AM
That Kabuki summit was such a setup, we did well to get through it without major damage. GOP done good (for a change).
petefrt on March 4, 2010 at 8:17 AM
His name is Filibuster Present Obama. Works for him.
Yoop on March 4, 2010 at 8:18 AM
He is disconnected from anyone. He is not one of them, whether in his own party or not. He is different. He is special. He is above.
I have no doubt that he has been like this since a young child. Now it’s on full display 24/7. I still find can’t believe that so many people in this country didn’t pick up on this during the campaign.
DrStock on March 4, 2010 at 8:18 AM
Because I won, and the campaign is over….
lovingmyUSA on March 4, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Nutshell.
ladyingray on March 4, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Perhaps Run-DMC should have been there to have replied back to B.O. thusly:
Hey! You over there, I know about your kind
You’re like the Independent Network News on Channel 9
Everywhere that you go, no matter where you at
I said you talk about this, and you talk about that
When the cat took your tongue, I say you took it right back
Your mouth is so big, one bite would kill a Big Mac
You talk too much You never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up
You talk about people, you don’t even know
And you talk about places, you NEVER go
You talk about your girl, from head to toe
I said your mouth’s moving fast, and your brain’s moving slow
You talk too much You never shut up!!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up
You’re the instigator, the orator of the town
You’re the worst when you converse, just a big mouth clown
You talk when you’re awake, I heard you talk when you sleep
Has anyone ever told you, that talk is cheap
You talk too much You never shut, up!!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
Talking is the one thing, that you can do best
You told the cavity creeps, to watch out for Crest
You never have the story, right and exact
And then you always try to bore me, with your yakkity yak
You talk too much And then you never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
Everyday you are out fighting someone in the street
And you’re always fighting someone you know ya can’t beat
Then you wonder how, you got in this mess
Just think of what you said, then take a guess
You talk too much You never shut up!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
You’re always spreading rumors, whether bad or good
You’re the damn Walter Cronkite of the neighborhood
The Barbara Walters, and the Howard Cosell
You always come around, with a story to tell
You talk too much And then you never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
Said it’s everybody’s business that you love to mind
And talkin to you, is like dropping a dime
You’re spreading the word, like it is your job
You should be a stool pigeon, who works for the mob
You talk too much And you never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up!
A big blabbermouth, that’s what you are
If you were a talk show host, you’d be a star
I said your mouth is big, size extra large
And when you open it, it’s like my garage
You talk too much And then you never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up
You always like to gossip, just like a girl
You talk so damn much, it’s outta this world
When you’re reincarnated, in your second life
You won’t be a man, you’ll be a nagging wife
You talk too much Then you never shut up
He said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
SHUT UP!!!
SHUT UP!!!
Twenty-five hours, eight days a week
Thirteen months outta year, is when you speak
I’m tired of listening to the garbage you talk
Why don’t you find a short pier, and take a long walk
You talk too much Then you never shut up!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
You talk too much You could be, out of breath
You talk too much Man you naggin me to death
You talk too much Tired of hearing you speak
You talk too much Eight days a week
You talk too much Then you never shut up
I said you talk too much Why don’t you ever SHUT UP!!!
You talk too much Then you never shut up!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
pilamaye on March 4, 2010 at 8:19 AM
Not quite an obamateurism–those are supposed to show what a moron he is. Demagoguery and tyranny surely fall under a more serious heading. Will insinuating a liberal constituency into the military be an obamateurism? How about his civilian service? Some stuff it’s good to ridicule him about, other stuff he deserves to have his head ripped off–figuratively, of course.
JiangxiDad on March 4, 2010 at 8:19 AM
No one else is getting “private video” on that one?
JetBoy on March 4, 2010 at 8:20 AM
I would also like to point out that in a “debate” situation the moderator is usually un-biased and only asks questions without rendering any opinion.
milwife88 on March 4, 2010 at 8:21 AM
He is a good example for young parents…teach your children to play nicely with others and hopefully, develop empathy and awareness of others in the exercise. If you ignore this important lesson, your children will become this pitiful excuse for a human being, much less a president. Overbearing, self-centered, and bitter. His lack of graciousness, demeaning behavior and pure nastiness is astounding
manateespirit on March 4, 2010 at 8:22 AM
He introduced this mess by claiming he wanted to here the Republican’s ideas, that was the main purpose.
I’ve always heard – you can’t listen while you are talking. And as the time tally shows, Obama had no intention of listening to Reps. He was there to be professor Obama, and lecture and demean.
gonnjos on March 4, 2010 at 8:23 AM
I watched that part, therefore I’m not reading it. Worthless piece of junk that, after all this drama, will pin blame to the Republicans when the votes from *I hope* from all of them come out to be a “NO”.
Ed, you know that the only way to shut him up is with a nice clothespin on his lips, or a death stare by Michelle. I bet he had some sort of PalmPrompter hiding somewhere.
ProudPalinFan on March 4, 2010 at 8:27 AM
More Cowbell!
percysunshine on March 4, 2010 at 8:28 AM
Two words: Malignant narcissist.
Dusty on March 4, 2010 at 8:29 AM
Thanks! Thought it was just me…
JetBoy on March 4, 2010 at 8:29 AM
The absolute WORST leadership style. It’s so bad, I don’t even consider it leadership, it qualifies more for hypocrisy instead.
Hog Wild on March 4, 2010 at 8:30 AM
Meanwhile,the Leader of the Free World
is missing,AWOL!!
If you see,here,or know the whereabouts of
the Leader of the Free World,
PLEASE CONTACT THE STATE DEPARTMENT
http://www.state.gov/
Snark(I kid)
canopfor on March 4, 2010 at 8:31 AM
Hugo Chavez demands all tv networks carry his long winded speeches, Fidel Castro is famous for giving 4+ hour speeches. . . fascists/socialists/communists demagogues love the sound of their own voice.
Dear Liar needs to go. Resignation or impeachment.
rbj on March 4, 2010 at 8:34 AM
Some sage advice for the Fool
Less is more, Fool. Less is more.
nyx on March 4, 2010 at 8:34 AM
One thing is for sure,Hopey can really string a bunch
of words together!!
canopfor on March 4, 2010 at 8:34 AM
“Enough about me…
What do you think about me?”
So says Obama.
Haiku Guy on March 4, 2010 at 8:35 AM
It was a medal performance. He was going for the gold.
Yoop on March 4, 2010 at 8:35 AM
So,ummmm,the POTUSA is on a 9 to 5 schedule!!
canopfor on March 4, 2010 at 8:37 AM
What I hear in those five minutes,was Obama,
lecturing,and the reaming,ahem,of the Republican
Party!!
canopfor on March 4, 2010 at 8:40 AM
I am just nauseated by this Fool and I try to avoid his face on TV. I rather enjoy Clinton’s appearances on television so I can crack jokes about his myriad girlfriends. The Fool is just exhausting. Nothing wrong being narcissistic(like Clinton) but one has to be enjoyable and relatively harmless.
nyx on March 4, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Here is the nice Obama!!
=============================
An hour with Illinois Senator Barack Obama with Barack Obama
in Current Affairs
on Tuesday, November 23, 2004
———————————
http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/1169
canopfor on March 4, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Wouldn’t yesterday’s reliance on white-coat props serve as a better Obamateurism? The photo-op angle of the stunt is rather transparent. Was anyone fooled? Did anyone change his mind after the WH “poll-tested” ruse?
onlineanalyst on March 4, 2010 at 8:48 AM
With 111 minutes out of 368, the Repubs got 30% of the time, or less than a third. Must have been a tri-partisan meeting.
GnuBreed on March 4, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Punk.
Buy Danish on March 4, 2010 at 8:49 AM
I long for the day when President Urkel whines pitifully, “Did I do thay-yat?”
ExpressoBold on March 4, 2010 at 8:50 AM
obviously, when Bambi grew up in Indonesia (or wherever) he never heard John Wayne say this “talk low, talk slow & don’t talk too much”
kelley in virginia on March 4, 2010 at 8:52 AM
this puppet show was all about the o. nothing more, nothing less.
jbh45 on March 4, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Cybergeezer on March 4, 2010 at 9:02 AM
My contempt for this imbecile grows everyday. How in the world did we end up with someone like this running the country? It just makes me ill to think such a man with no self-restraint could be so powerful.
petunia on March 4, 2010 at 9:04 AM
The buggers are bailing out of Congress in herds while Barrack is busy looking for boogers. Ain’t it a grand liberal show? ;-)
Yoop on March 4, 2010 at 9:05 AM
Barrack:
Cybergeezer on March 4, 2010 at 9:07 AM
This quote has been attributed to many, many people over the years, including Lincoln, Mark Twain, and Samuel Johnson.
There are numerous other quotes that express the same thought in slightly different ways :
“I often regret that I have spoken; never that I have been silent.” ~~ Publilius Syrus ( 1st century BC )
Here’s the biblical version :
“Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.” ~~ Proverbs 17:28 (KJV)
RedPepper on March 4, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Sad, isn’t it. It’s driven by the fact that each day he exhibits more and more of his contempt for the office he holds and the people he represents.
Yoop on March 4, 2010 at 9:10 AM
Actually those Tele-Promp-Ter screens are mirrors so the Big O can watch his favorite person speak.
TimBuk3 on March 4, 2010 at 9:13 AM
I can just imagine a bunch of adults sitting around a child with rapt attention regardless of what he was saying. No one has ever told Mr. Obama to hush in his entire life.
Cindy Munford on March 4, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Truman Capote’s new movie starring Barrack Hussein Obama;
“Romancing the Bugger”
Cybergeezer on March 4, 2010 at 9:15 AM
BLATHERING IDIOT!!!!!
jgdp on March 4, 2010 at 9:16 AM
As BJ Clinton taught us, there are rules for presidents and rules for residents.
Mojave Mark on March 4, 2010 at 9:16 AM
Like Rush said
Just shut the hell up and stop nagging us!!
elclynn on March 4, 2010 at 9:17 AM
Narcissism means never having to place limits on one’s self.
Akzed on March 4, 2010 at 9:20 AM
Joseph Rosenberger:
He skewers the One.
The Facilitator-in-Chief Failed Miserably
keebs on March 4, 2010 at 9:23 AM
To him… to me, it’s like a buzz saw aimed directly at my forehead…
jana on March 4, 2010 at 9:24 AM
As I watched this last week, my shoulders sank so low I thought my arms would fall off.
qestout on March 4, 2010 at 9:29 AM
These are Rosenbergers accomplishments; Not Barracks.
When I read this, I was wondering how Barrack could claim all this experience.
Cybergeezer on March 4, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Everyone is correct. Meme has entered the room and nothing will occur unless Meme approve it. If this is way of Oz, then everyone step off the “Yellow Brick Road”, take a deep breath, and do not get back on the road until Meme has left the building.
President Obama has some very serious issues, and needs to be the centerpiece of an intervention. Because, he must admit to himself and at least one other person that he has a problem, to begin the recovery process.
MSGTAS on March 4, 2010 at 9:34 AM
Sorry. Poor formatting. I was trying to intro with Rosenberger’s resume…
keebs on March 4, 2010 at 9:37 AM
You give narcissus in chief too much credit for any character.
Never going to happen; He’s been validated his entire life.
Narcissus humbled by anything? Nevah!
Cybergeezer on March 4, 2010 at 9:39 AM
Don’t misunderstand me; I’m not trying to moderate here.
I just can’t stand to see Zero’s lies go without confrontation.
Cybergeezer on March 4, 2010 at 9:43 AM
As Rush says, whatever room Obama walks into he is the least experienced person in it. Sadly, he will never learn from his mistakes because he thinks…well..the mistakes are never his.
jukin on March 4, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Bobo the Clown says:
Not anymore, not since the Democrats took complete control of the House, Senate, and presidency.
China owns our a$$es. Thanks very much!
UltimateBob on March 4, 2010 at 10:05 AM
This was merely a graphic demonstration that Obama has absolutely no executive experience of any kind. He also doesn’t know what he doesn’t know, and he shows no inclination to learn.
If he took a course in management, he would never get past the chapter on “the norm of reciprocity.”
His feeble attempts to “convince” people to do things his way are childish threats and bribes.
He has absolutely no idea how to bring people together to work constructively on a real project. Consequently, if anything constructive ever gets done in his administration, it will be because people work around him and keep him out of the loop. Soon even Democrats will ignore him.
Ultimately, Obama will completely lose control and will be completely uninformed and surprised by everything that happens.
landlines on March 4, 2010 at 10:06 AM
As has been said by many and many times already, the only thing Obama has ever run is his mouth and he runs that incessantly.
ya2daup on March 4, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Relatively brief? Areyoukiddin’me, guess throwing in all those ums, uhs, and errs don’t really count toward his time.
Kissmygrits on March 4, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Why do people listen to him? His voice is mesmerizing to his followers and especially to himself. Call it hypnosis and self-hypnosis.
docdave on March 4, 2010 at 10:31 AM
pilamaye, I guess I’m old school, this is what I hear when ObowMao opens his pie-hole.
All thru’ the day I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
All thru’ the night I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Now they’re frightened of leaving it
Ev’ryone’s weaving it,
Coming on strong all the time,
All thru’ the day I me mine.
I-I-me-me mine,
I-I-me-me mine,
I-I-me-me mine,
I-I-me-me mine.
All I can hear I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Even those tears I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
No-one’s frightened of playing it
Ev’ryone’s saying it,
Flowing more freely than wine,
All thru’ Your life, I me mine.
I-I-me-me mine,
I-I-me-me mine,
I-I-me-me mine,
I-I-me-me mine.
All I can hear I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
Even those tears I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
No-one’s frightened of playing it
Ev’ryone’s saying it,
Flowing more freely than wine,
All thru’ your life I me mine.
Lyrics by the late George Harrison, to the best of my knowledge.
Mini-14 on March 4, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Um…I have health insurance and I only go to the doctor when I’m really sick.
Just sayin’.
Oh, and the “whole bunch of people who aren’t added to that list” wouldn’t happen to be illegals would they? Hmm.
lonesome_pine on March 4, 2010 at 11:04 AM
I’m guessing that an over abundance of kool aid drinkers tell him daily, that when he speaks, the birds sing, the sun shines, the stars twinkle a bit brighter, the angels sing, the oceans recede, the grass is greener, and last but not least…it brings peace on earth.
capejasmine on March 4, 2010 at 11:22 AM
OBAMANDIAS
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Obamandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
daesleeper on March 4, 2010 at 12:09 PM
What does Kathleen Sebelius have to say about Baracks nose picking?
Has she got some cute method of picking boogers in public that is supposed to be chic?
Cybergeezer on March 4, 2010 at 1:32 PM
At the healthcare summit Obama basically told Americans, hey, you don’t care what’s going on here behind closed doors or how much destruction of the rules is going on. It’s only about a minute worth of interplay in the afternoon session. See 1:38:30 to about 1:40:00 over at C-SPAN. Why isn’t this getting played?
MCCAIN: If a 51-vote reconciliation is enacted on one-sixth of our gross national product, never before has been — there have been reconciliation, but not at the level like — of an issue of this magnitude. I think it could harm the future of our country and our institution…”
OBAMA: You know, this issue of reconciliation has been brought up. Again, I think the American people aren’t always all that interested in procedures inside the Senate.
Whadda ya say? CAN SOMEONE AT THE RNC PLEASE TURN THAT BIT OF ARROGANCE INTO A GIANT ANTI-OBAMACARE CAMPAIGN AD!!
Western_Civ on March 4, 2010 at 4:12 PM
I have thought to this point that an impeachment would be counterproductive to the conservative cause. This moron, however, is so destructive, that I think it would be the correct way to go if he commits a clear impeachable offense.
My guess is that he is going to commit a whopper of an impeachable offense. His narcissism will lead him to believe that he is invulnerable. He will test his invulnerability by committing said offense.
When he does, he and the First Lardass should be tarred and feathered and ridden out of D.C. on a rail.
justltl on March 4, 2010 at 5:12 PM
By the way, the reason I despise the First Lardass nearly as much as I loathe the Imbecile in Chief is because she is every bit as much a leftist as he. She is as political and anti-American as he is. Her Princeton essay demonstrated her to be a privileged ingrate.
Her patient dumping scheme at the University of Chicago Medical Center was a glaring example of malicious hypocrisy. And her tacit statement of never having been proud of her country before was a further revelation of a person of underserved privilege despising the hand that fed her.
justltl on March 4, 2010 at 5:43 PM
Their kids are ok, however.
And I have nothing against their dog.
justltl on March 4, 2010 at 5:47 PM
OK, OK!
Petey and Rocky, my two cats, would like me to state for the record that they think the First Dog, Bo, is gay.
So stated.
justltl on March 4, 2010 at 5:56 PM