Medieval Times: New US embassy in London to have high-tech security device

posted at 8:48 am on February 24, 2010 by Ed Morrissey

Because the US is apparently flush with cash, we will shortly close our London embassy where our security measures have annoyed our neighbors to build a new one in a former industrial area — for over one billion dollars.  The much-derided Green Zone embassy in Baghdad cost just over half that amount, and our new Islamabad embassy will cost close to $850 million.  The obvious conclusion: our diplomats require more expensive security in London than they do in Baghdad or Pakistan, a weird and unexplained decision.

However, our embassy in the “Battersea wasteland” will have one ultra-high-tech feature that the others lack … a moat:

The United States has unveiled plans for its new $1 billion high-security embassy in London — the most expensive it has ever built.

The proposals were met with relief from both the present embassy’s Mayfair neighbours and the residents and developers of the Battersea wasteland where the vast crystalline cube, surrounded by a moat, will be built.

The decision to abandon the former site in Grosvenor Square by 2016 came after a prolonged battle with residents angered by the security measures demanded after the September 11 attacks. More than a hundred residents took out a full-page advertisement in The Times to oppose tighter measures that they said would leave the area more vulnerable to attack. …

A moat 30 metres (100ft) wide and rolling parkland will separate the building from the main road, protecting it from would-be bombers and removing the need for the blast barriers that so dismayed the people of Mayfair.

The State Department sought to play down the cost of security measures, noting the expense of London building work. But the price puts the London embassy above the US’s most fortified missions, including the Baghdad embassy, which cost $600 million (£390 million) but required a further $100 million of work on air conditioning, and the Islamabad embassy, still under construction, which has cost more than $850 million.

A moat?  Let’s take a look at some of the other security measures we can expect at our new, high-tech embassy, such as its anti-missile defense system:

Its security team:

And let’s not forget the architectural process, explained in the first 45 seconds:

The new embassies in Baghdad and perhaps in Islamabad make some sense; the US didn’t have a defensible embassy in Iraq before 2003. In Pakistan, undoubtedly the US embassy has pressing security concerns that could require relocation. But our embassy in London certainly doesn’t fall into the same security-risk profile as those, and we don’t have a billion dollars to burn on a new one. Or, to put it another way, it seems presumptuous to ask the Chinese to build us a new embassy in London, with or without a moat. And how long before the stagnant waters of the moat become an environmental and aesthetic problem for the US in Battersea? (via HA reader CKD)

Update: HA reader Pat M points out that Battersea Park would be just about due east from Heathrow Airport on one of the approach/departure vectors … and a big shiny glass cube in the middle of nowhere might make a rather easy target for visual identification.

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here it comes….monty python all day…. Who’s going to start with the airspeed of a swallow jokes?

ted c on February 24, 2010 at 8:51 AM

What do you mean? African or European?

Insomniac on February 24, 2010 at 10:24 AM

No! This is not an embassy! Now go away you silly English Persons. I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot trough water! I’ll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

Guardian on February 24, 2010 at 10:24 AM

Of course we need the moat! If you have a better way of keeping the Black Knight at bay, I’d like to hear it!

Verbal Abuse on February 24, 2010 at 10:25 AM

And now a word from our UK brethren.

Abby Adams on February 24, 2010 at 10:25 AM

…but a moat is probably the least visually intrusive method.

Good design decisions, actually. I love good snark as much as the next guy, but it’s not really warranted in this case.

TexasDan on February 24, 2010 at 10:14 AM

I dug a pond in my backyard for $100.00. For a billion dollars I could have had the sixth Great Lake.

Yoop on February 24, 2010 at 10:26 AM

I wonder if that price includes the cost of dismantling the old embassy, and all it\’s reinforced concrete blast walls?

Socratease on February 24, 2010 at 10:26 AM

Why can’t we build a moat on the border with Mexico?

SouthernGent on February 24, 2010 at 9:29 AM

It’s called the Rio Grande. :)

Aggie85 on February 24, 2010 at 10:27 AM

First of all, let’s offset the costs of the new embassy with the price we are getting for the Grosvenor Square location of the old building.

Secondly, moats are an old idea, but an effective one. Hard to get a car bomb close enough to do more than break a few windows.

Thirdly, I know we link the Daily Mail here every so often, but read it far more often than that. The Labour Party has admitted they imported foreigners to drown out native votes, and natives are getting tired of Labour. The next Prime Minister is very likely to be Tory. Britain is a strategic ally of ours, diminished only by the decade-long domination of a political party with constituents hostile to us. That domination is about to end.

If we were spending that amount on an embassy in, say, Sweden, I’d be a little more ticked off. But for Britain, this may be justified.

Sekhmet on February 24, 2010 at 10:31 AM

Why even bother having embassies anymore??? What exactly do they accomplish that cannot be done in another way??? Ambassadorships, 9 time out of 10, are meted out to loyal political hacks. The only true beneficiaries are the career diplomats in our “illustrious” (remember Honduras?) State Department. Political hacks and bureaucratic detritus hosting gala soirees and pretending to be “statesmen” and squandering our hard earned tax dollars.

Having an embassy in every foreign land is an anachronism in this digital age. You’d think we would have learned that with Iran way back when. Maybe someone like Ron Paul can embarrass these jerks back to reality.

Bob in VA on February 24, 2010 at 10:34 AM

Ok, from what I’ve read (at ToL, I believe), we’re selling the *current* embassy for
$1b, then spending that $1b on the new one, so it’s not like we’re digging up a *new* and additive $1b for this.

HOWEVER – as I commented over there:

1 – there will undoubtedly be cost overruns on the new one…
2 – when you’re in financial trouble and owe bazillions of dollars, you *downsize*. You don’t sell the expensive house you’re in and then buy one that costs the same amount of money – you buy one that costs *LESS* and use the difference to relieve some of your financial stress.

On *those* grounds, this is a nonsensical move.

Oh, and the moat is patently stupid as well. FFS.

Midas on February 24, 2010 at 10:39 AM

If there is a moat, can a comfy chair be far behind?

NoDonkey on February 24, 2010 at 10:40 AM

This building is an outrage! Truly, high school kids are running this country. Do they understand they’re spending real money, or not? I don’t think so! Our Federal Government has decided to blow one billion dollars on a London playground for metrosexual diplomats.

Emperor Norton on February 24, 2010 at 10:44 AM

I read the story. I like how that $1 billion estimate skips the 17% VAT the Brits want to throw in.

Chris_Balsz on February 24, 2010 at 10:47 AM

And if there was any US embassy that needed a moat, it was the old one in Tehran.

Emperor Norton on February 24, 2010 at 10:49 AM

I’m sure there are reasons for the moat–technical reasons–that nobody can discuss. Holding water is not the main purpose of the moat.

RBMN on February 24, 2010 at 10:56 AM

Think of the new embassy this way: when the UK is finally Islamicized, and the radicals have enough sway to control Govt policy, we’ll have a (somewhat) defensible facility in which to offer the occasional Anglo-Saxon woman political asylum when she decides she doesn’t want to be someone’s fourth wife.

JEM on February 24, 2010 at 11:01 AM

One important consideration, is that the US doesn’t actually own the land the current embassy is on. We only have a 99 year long-lease on the land from the Grovesnors (Dukes of Westminster).

LibraryGryffon on February 24, 2010 at 11:02 AM

What do you mean? African or European?

Insomniac on February 24, 2010 at 10:24 AM

I dunn’t kn-ooo?

Bruno Strozek on February 24, 2010 at 11:07 AM

I have less problems with the water features than the fact that we’re blowing $1B on an embassy that looks like the world’s largest Rubick’s cube or one of those old-fashioned flash cubes. This is the perfect opportunity to make an architectural statement and we build a bright shiny box with a moat.

highhopes on February 24, 2010 at 11:08 AM

I’m sure there are reasons for the moat–technical reasons–that nobody can discuss. Holding water is not the main purpose of the moat.

RBMN on February 24, 2010 at 10:56 AM

The moat is supposed to function like a fat block of concrete; it keeps truckbombs an ineffective distance from loadbearing walls of the building. Our embassy has to be in the “better” part of London for some reason and Brits refuse to pay the maximum to live next to a Yankee truck barrier.

Chris_Balsz on February 24, 2010 at 11:14 AM

…we build a bright shiny box with a moat.

highhopes on February 24, 2010 at 11:08 AM

That’s also an approximation of what America will be if there is a second Obama term. A bright, shiny box, with nothing left inside, surrounded by the world’s largest, ineffective moats.

Yoop on February 24, 2010 at 11:17 AM

The big shiny glass cube is just the elevator entrance. The real embassy will be 83 cubits down, 43 cubits to one side, and will have an emergency exit through a blacksmithe shoppe.

HotWeaver on February 24, 2010 at 11:24 AM

I have no problem with the design, per se. The new federal courthouse building here in Miami uses some clever landscaping techniques that provide security and look nice at the same time.

My concern is that the GSA is in competent. That same federal courthouse opened years behind schedule, was tens of millions over budget, and some elements of it still don’t function as promised.

SWLiP on February 24, 2010 at 11:39 AM

Ed!!!!!, to be the picky word police, “Medieval Times” DOES NOT refer to a period of world history… it refers to an entertainment/restaurant chain.

If they charged the prices that Medieval Times does for grog and those souvenir flagons to American tourists visiting the embassy and chunked all the silverware except for those wooden spoons, they could probably make their money back in no time.

jon1979

Can I suggest using Middle Ages or Medieval Period? These terms you’ll actually find in history books. Sincerely, a concerned historian.

Constewardtive on February 24, 2010 at 11:41 AM

Why even bother having embassies anymore??? What exactly do they accomplish that cannot be done in another way??? Ambassadorships, 9 time out of 10, are meted out to loyal political hacks. The only true beneficiaries are the career diplomats in our “illustrious” (remember Honduras?) State Department. Political hacks and bureaucratic detritus hosting gala soirees and pretending to be “statesmen” and squandering our hard earned tax dollars.

Having an embassy in every foreign land is an anachronism in this digital age. You’d think we would have learned that with Iran way back when. Maybe someone like Ron Paul can embarrass these jerks back to reality.

Bob in VA on February 24, 2010 at 10:34 AM

That’s probably true, we could get by with only consulates and send an Embassy when we had something important to discuss. And cutting staff at State would bounce a lot of disloyal bureaucrats off the federal payroll.

Chris_Balsz on February 24, 2010 at 11:51 AM

You know, I have actually been to the embassy in London. It is really nice. Not sure why the community organizer wants to change that. Great location. Very secure. 24/7 surrounded by police

ConservativePartyNow on February 24, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Hopefully it will be located on a “Huuuggge…. tract of land”.

loudmouth883 on February 24, 2010 at 12:24 PM

OT

Has anyone seen the new Missile Defense Agency logo? Drudge has a pic of it.

journeyintothewhirlwind on February 24, 2010 at 12:33 PM

I thought moats usually encircled the protected installation? The photo looks more like a pond/lake between the road and the front of the building.

cs89 on February 24, 2010 at 12:40 PM

I’m not really surprised that it costs that much to build a building in London. However, since it’s the British people that don’t like our current embassy, maybe they ought to build us the new one.

joe_doufu on February 24, 2010 at 12:46 PM

I wonder if that price includes the cost of dismantling the old embassy, and all it\’s reinforced concrete blast walls?

Socratease on February 24, 2010 at 10:26 AM

It’s been sold to the Saudis. For $1B.

I read the story. I like how that $1 billion estimate skips the 17% VAT the Brits want to throw in.

Chris_Balsz on February 24, 2010 at 10:47 AM

The one we are being called cheapskates by the Mayor of London for refusing to pay. The big question: How many armies does the Mayor of London have?

unclesmrgol on February 24, 2010 at 1:01 PM

You know, I have actually been to the embassy in London. It is really nice. Not sure why the community organizer wants to change that. Great location. Very secure. 24/7 surrounded by police

ConservativePartyNow on February 24, 2010 at 12:12 PM

That’s why we are moving. We listened to the upscale liberal neighbors complaining about living in a perpetual state of siege, about how their teacups rattled every time Admiral Boom went off…

unclesmrgol on February 24, 2010 at 1:03 PM

But isn’t everybody happy? I mean, trebuchets are GREEN technology, after all. Probably create about 71 jobs apiece, too.

Wind Rider on February 24, 2010 at 1:05 PM

So, what’s the real reason for the cost? I would very much like to take a peek at the new surveillance equipment that will be sprouting over the rooftops.

OldEnglish on February 24, 2010 at 8:56 AM

Look at our Defense/Security buildings stateside- minimal to no glass. Anything that was there in the old building will have to move to a different building, so keep adding numbers to that 1Billion.

Glass building screams out- were not listening to you -which is probably Obama and Clintons design.

journeyintothewhirlwind on February 24, 2010 at 1:10 PM

Given the direction of UK society it’s not difficult to envision the future of their “culture”. When I was in London a few years ago it was evident that the Brit is an endangered species, so I got no problem with this relocation especially given that we do need a high-tech facility to house a variety of employees who conduct various “projects”. I especially like the idea of a moat and the anti-missile defense system.

Texas Gal on February 24, 2010 at 1:11 PM

US diplomats owe an estimated £32 million in congestion charges and fines

good heavens. It’s nice to hear we’re standing our ground on that score.

As for the ‘glass box’ charges–it’s pretty hard to know from that rendering what the final finishes will be. I would think vision glass all around won’t be the choice for lots of reasons, including that it’s supposed to be a power generating building. That means pv panels, and lots of them.

TexasDan on February 24, 2010 at 1:23 PM

It is a big crystal Cube.

Reminds me of the Borg space ship. How appropriate.

percysunshine on February 24, 2010 at 9:04 AM

My 1st thought exactly!

Badger40 on February 24, 2010 at 1:33 PM

Th current embassy is not large enough and it is not secure enough against an attack. What price are they getting for selling the current location to Dubai?

It’s pretty simple and this is not a new policy item or even a product of the current administration… this is part of the major rebuilding and upgrading of our embassies after the attacks in Africa.

lexhamfox on February 24, 2010 at 1:35 PM

Why even bother having embassies anymore??? What exactly do they accomplish that cannot be done in another way??? Ambassadorships, 9 time out of 10, are meted out to loyal political hacks. The only true beneficiaries are the career diplomats in our “illustrious” (remember Honduras?) State Department. Political hacks and bureaucratic detritus hosting gala soirees and pretending to be “statesmen” and squandering our hard earned tax dollars.

Having an embassy in every foreign land is an anachronism in this digital age. You’d think we would have learned that with Iran way back when. Maybe someone like Ron Paul can embarrass these jerks back to reality.

Bob in VA on February 24, 2010 at 10:34 AM


Probably being the lone Conservative State Department Foreign Service Officer that contributes to this blog, I feel I have to speak up and dispell some myths of the favorite whipping boy of the right.

First of all, political appointed Ambassadors probably make up around 25% of the Diplomatic Corps. However, we had hoped that Obama would keep his promise of not appointing these political hacks, we knew that was not going to happen. You are correct that many of these political appointees use their appointments as a tax payer funded gala, some actually do some real work.

Career Diplomats don’t deserve the abuse that is often given to them. Like the military, they put their lives and families on the line and serve in some of the worst crap-holes in this world. In fact, outside of war, more Diplomats are tortured and killed each year from acts of terrorism than the military (for example, Tehran, Pakistan, Nairobi, Dar Es Salaam to name a few.) Please keep this in mind the next time you want to bash career diplomats.

As for having an Embassy in every foreign land is an anarchronism in the digital age, I would agree. However, you assume that the State Department isn’t taking advantage of the digital age. Currently, the State Department has 56 Virtual Presence Posts and another 42 planned Virtual Presence Posts in places that would normally require a Consulate. Because they are Virtual, no additonal staffing is required. To the local populace, it looks as if we have a consulate in their city.

In addition to the Virtual Presence Posts, the State Department is beginning to regionalize many of their consulates and using the Embassy support staff to support the Consulates, thus reducing the amount of people required to be at the Consulate. This too is reducing the staff needed to be deployed.

So people know,the State Department has been one of the leading Executive Branch agencies trying to cut back tax payer dollars or use them more efficiently. We have been living the mantra of doing more with less for many years now, starting back under the Bush administration with annual funding cuts since 2005.

If you want to complain about the State Department, I suggest focusing on why this administration felt the need to give us hundreds of millions of dollars in stimulus funding. This was a way to circumvent the Federal budgeting process and is the real squandering of hard earned tax dollars. However, don’t blame the rank and file State Department employee for this. Blame those that are responsible, i.e. the Administration.

DoS_Conservative on February 24, 2010 at 1:52 PM

It’s pretty simple and this is not a new policy item or even a product of the current administration… this is part of the major rebuilding and upgrading of our embassies after the attacks in Africa.

lexhamfox on February 24, 2010 at 1:35 PM

Don’t be silly. Of course it’s about Obama. /s

Way to perpetuate the “party of no” meme HA.

Anyone who has experience with capital construction projects knows that this plan had to be in the works for a few years .. at least pre-2008 elections. And even if they don’t have that type of knowledge, a little common sense ought to come into play…

Texas Gal on February 24, 2010 at 2:00 PM

DoS_Conservative on February 24, 2010 at 1:52 PM

Thank you for your service.

Texas Gal on February 24, 2010 at 2:01 PM

The merits of building a new embassy are not at question. But a billion dollars, a Nimitz class aircraft carrier cost less that that.(Not counting the crew and air wing of course.)

flackcatcher on February 24, 2010 at 3:32 PM

here it comes….monty python all day…. Who’s going to start with the airspeed of a swallow jokes?

ted c on February 24, 2010 at 8:51 AM

What do you mean? African or European?

Insomniac on February 24, 2010 at 10:24 AM

laden or unladen?

Lily on February 24, 2010 at 4:01 PM

Geez..what a waste. Why not just buy a good pub that serves several good real ale’s and has rooms to board in and refurbish it? There are a lot of good options in the Westminster or current embassy district. Perhaps this pub embassy could become part of a London Tube Pub Crawl.

I’m in if that happens.

Dick Turpin on February 24, 2010 at 4:45 PM

Good design decisions, actually. I love good snark as much as the next guy, but it’s not really warranted in this case.

TexasDan on February 24, 2010 at 10:14 AM

Absolutely, in fact of the four finalists and based on the renderings only, I think I liked Thom Mayne’s bldg better(& PeiCF’s & Richard Meier’s not so much) but I actually preferred Kieran & Timberlake’s site plan, moat and all. Or rather, Olin’s plan – K&T collaborated with Laurie Olin’s Landscape Architecture firm, also in Philadelphia, for their proposal. Richard Rogers (of Centre Pompidou fame) was on the jury & is reportedly not happy – he liked the Mayne bldg too – but the more I think about it, the more I’m liking this one more all around. I suspect it isn’t as pedestrian & formulaic as it seemed at first glance.

leilani on February 24, 2010 at 4:59 PM

What I want to know is will the bridge be a drawbridge? also, sharks in the moat. Sharks with frickin’ laserbeams!

I R A Darth Aggie on February 24, 2010 at 6:15 PM

Update: HA reader Pat M points out that Battersea Park would be just about due east from Heathrow Airport on one of the approach/departure vectors … and a big shiny glass cube in the middle of nowhere might make a rather easy target for visual identification.

Great — The U.S.’s new Maginot cube.

RD on February 24, 2010 at 7:40 PM

The new embassy, on a former industrial site behind Battersea power station known for its gay clubs, will be designed by Kieran Timberlake, the Philadelphia architect.

The Battersea power station is well-known for being depicted on the cover of the Pink Floyd album Animals. Hopefully, the pig balloon will be brought back, so it can serve the two-fold purpose of symbolizing the ever-more-massive amount of pork thrown around by congress and scaring away muslim terrorists.

Bigfoot on February 24, 2010 at 7:42 PM

You know what really bothers me more? We are getting pushed around.

1)The Embassy in London
2)Our bases in Japan
3)The Akaka bill ( Hawaii native sovereignty) just passed the House and Obama has said he will sign it if it passes the Senate
4)China and Russia not helping with Iran
5)Iran

journeyintothewhirlwind on February 24, 2010 at 11:01 PM

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