Too bad to check: Edwards sex tape coming next?
posted at 4:13 pm on January 25, 2010 by Allahpundit
Yeah, it’s gossip, but (a) Silky Pony long ago forfeited the benefit of the doubt when it comes to Rielle-related rumors, (b) it ain’t just gossip sites that have claimed a tape exists, and (c) assuming it’s true, it adds an almost pathological dimension to Edwards’ recklessness in messing around during the campaign. Running as the devoted husband of a sick wife while having an affair on the side is freaky enough, but he might have semi-rationally believed (before the pregnancy, at least) that if Hunter went public, he’d simply deny, deny, deny and skate. To actually put the, er, hard evidence on tape, though? Knowing that even if it didn’t come out until after he was elected, he’d be utterly, totally ruined?
There are two Americas, and both of them are well and truly creeped out.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”…
“It [the tape] was kind of the last straw for people who had sacrificed savings and jobs to lie for John,” said one of our sources. “You should expect to see plenty more stories about him coming out of the woodwork when more people realize how… complicated… his motivations were.”
Up until he discovered the DVD, says one of our sources, Young’s devotion was typical of the “cultish” fervor Edwards brought out in his staffers. This is why, says our source, who is close to Hunter, major media organizations could not stand up the affair story despite well-intentioned efforts. “They [staffers] would do anything to stop it coming out — they lied, they bullied, they called reporters’ editors and bad-mouthed them, they exchanged access.”
Ben Smith of Politico also heard about the tape back in September and mentioned it as a footnote in his unbelievably creepy profile of the dysfunctional relationship between Edwards and Andrew Young:
And Young, with all the fury of a spurned lover, may be holding out yet another threat to his old idol, if it comes to that: an explicit videotape, two people who have seen it said, of Edwards and Hunter together.
“It’s his hole card,” said the source.
Young’s friends said they had no knowledge of the tape, which is reportedly described in his book proposal. But Young has not, to date, sold it.
Mediaite is skeptical, noting that the Gawker item is just a tad too coincidentally timed with the release of Young’s book. I’m skeptical too, but for a different reason: The most sensationally sordid details in “Game Change” all have to do with the Edwardses — read this, if you can stomach it — and yet, as far as I know, there’s not a whisper of any sort of tape. Heilemann and Halperin had no qualms about reprinting hearsay involving John’s and Elizabeth’s ferocious arguments, so presumably the fact that they themselves hadn’t seen any tape wouldn’t have stopped them from mentioning it if someone insisted it existed. And yet, nothing. Am I wrong about that, incidentally? I haven’t read the book but there’s not a single excerpt online that I can find referencing it. Verdict: Doubtful.










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If you find this interesting, then you have a real problem.
DaydreamBeliever on January 25, 2010 at 4:15 PM
Considering how this tale is degenerating, would anyone be surprised if Young was a spurned lover?
Vashta.Nerada on January 25, 2010 at 4:16 PM
What else would you expect from someone who had an affair with his campaign videographer.
These guys… always in love with the camera.
JohnGalt23 on January 25, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Like I said in the headline thread…
Uhhh…
Enoxo on January 25, 2010 at 4:17 PM
Why? And why the cultish fervor of the Obamatons? Why do leftists need to have cult like devotions.
rbj on January 25, 2010 at 4:17 PM
Perfect. This will seriously help my pitch to NBC for “The John and Tiger Show” to fill Leno’s old spot.
alflauren on January 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM
More so than someone who comments on a thread devoted to a subject they have no interest in?
Don’t waste bandwidth if you’re bored by a topic.
Allahpundit on January 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
UltimateBob on January 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM
They can keep the Edwards sex tape. I’d rather see the Khalidi tape that the LA Slimes is still holding onto for dear life.
neurosculptor on January 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM
times infinity it is interesting and documents the hipocrisy of the Left
screwauger on January 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Yeah but Eddy can channel the dead.
Bishop on January 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM
They put the camera behind a mirror so he would always look at it.
kingsjester on January 25, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Oh…ick.
tree hugging sister on January 25, 2010 at 4:19 PM
the gift that keeps on giving….
patrick neid on January 25, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Not selecting Edwards as AG is perhaps the exclusionary example Obama can cite as good judgment.
Spirit of 1776 on January 25, 2010 at 4:20 PM
Silky horse?
Cicero43 on January 25, 2010 at 4:21 PM
I don’t know if it’s true or not and have no interest in finding out for sure, but what I really don’t get is making a sex tape in the first place. And how much more of a moron do you have to be to do so in this day and age, when it’ll inevitably find its way online? Especially if you’re well-known?
changer1701 on January 25, 2010 at 4:21 PM
Well, I may have my share of problems, but I’m proud to announce to the world that interest in John Edwards’ sex tape isn’t one of them.
Okay, my share of the bandwidth is now open (probably permanently).
DaydreamBeliever on January 25, 2010 at 4:21 PM
If one shows up, I’ll watch it. I’ve always been confident of Edward’s shortcomings.
anniekc on January 25, 2010 at 4:22 PM
eh……..Edwards is such past news………..
GarandFan on January 25, 2010 at 4:22 PM
I’m not sure if I could watch a horror movie like that. Eww he’s just not that good looking to me anyways. It’s almost like watching your parents Ewww.
Brat4life on January 25, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Touche’ !!!
Fixed.
Is it a tape of him with himself in a mirror? Or with his hair brush!
singlemalt_18 on January 25, 2010 at 4:22 PM
please no
rob verdi on January 25, 2010 at 4:22 PM
No interest in the psychological workings of a guy who simultaneously thought (a) he might be president and (b) making a sex tape is a good idea?
Allahpundit on January 25, 2010 at 4:23 PM
Presidential…timber?
Jorge Bonilla on January 25, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Interesting:
Because Dear Liar is a callow, shallow hardcore ideologue.
rbj on January 25, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Turn up your pessimism meter. It ain’t gonna happen. Any guy that was close enough to become a nominee for president would know enough not to pull a Tommy Lee with his mistress.
The “Silky Pony” +10 for laughs, -20 for visuals.
ted c on January 25, 2010 at 4:24 PM
I’ve never thought this guy was the least bit attractive. He’s a girly man. He’s also one of the sleaziest types of lawyer there is.
Not in the least. That would sure explain his devotion to the point of claiming paternity for a child that wasn’t his. Who does that?
scalleywag on January 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Eew. Gross.
Tell his agent to get him a cameo on Hung. Maybe he can make some child support by making the rounds as infamy’s clown.
tuffy on January 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Is there a second tape starring Blagojevich called “Stylin: Adventures in Manscaping”?
ted c on January 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
I was never that impressed with his haircut. To each his own, I guess.
AubieJon on January 25, 2010 at 4:26 PM
No, and don’t you ever show Tiger Woods sex tapes, either. Or Meghan McCain tapes, either, cuz you know they’re out there.
DaydreamBeliever on January 25, 2010 at 4:26 PM
Blech. It’s probably a vid of a naked Eddy all alone in a room full of mirrors.
Bishop on January 25, 2010 at 4:26 PM
Because the one they were raised with disapproves of their behavior?
Count to 10 on January 25, 2010 at 4:27 PM
It sure is.
neurosculptor on January 25, 2010 at 4:27 PM
I pray, pray, pray this tape doesn’t exist or will NEVER come out.
bridgetown on January 25, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Maybe we can see why the bimbo calls him ‘pee wee.’
kens on January 25, 2010 at 4:28 PM
That’s exactly why it’s interesting. It’s kind of like an exhibit in Ripley’s or something. Creepy and disturbing, yet, intriguing.
scalleywag on January 25, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Well, he’s already exposed his shortcomings as an elected official…
Bruno Strozek on January 25, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Meh. The whole nation has already watched him screw himself.
Patrick S on January 25, 2010 at 4:29 PM
John Edwards/Ron Jeremy 2012!
Let ‘em show you what they can do
tofor you!MadisonConservative on January 25, 2010 at 4:29 PM
They can keep the Edwards sex tape. I’d rather see the Khalidi tape that the LA Slimes is still holding onto for dear life.
neurosculptor on January 25, 2010 at 4:18 PM
You and me both!
NebCon on January 25, 2010 at 4:30 PM
I believe this guy was just stupid enough to make a video….and yea, I’ll take a peek when it hits the internet to see what the “striking physical feature” is. I am betting he has 2 penises – one for each America :-)
HawaiiLwyr on January 25, 2010 at 4:30 PM
I read on another blog that it was probably filmed at a mill.
anniekc on January 25, 2010 at 4:30 PM
No one had a problem with this psychotic clown being the VP nominee in ’04 or a potential presidential nominee in ’08.
But Sarah Palin as VP nominee? Why, the very Republic itself is in danger?
Edwards should have positioned himself as a modern Teddy Roosevelt: Speak softly and carry a big, uh, stick.
tsj017 on January 25, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Edwards is the Levi Johnson of politicians. Maybe he could get a spread in Playgirl too!
scalleywag on January 25, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Bingo.
WitchDoctor on January 25, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Oh God. It’s coming.
“The Edwards-Bobbit Hour…an hour-long show of marital hilarity hosted by two of Americas’ most famous husbands….”
BobMbx on January 25, 2010 at 4:31 PM
To be honest, we knew everything we needed to know about Edwards’ personality problems (and his wife’s) back during the primary – especially after he was forced to admit what the Enquirer had been alleging (and the lame streams denying) all along. The tape, itself, doesn’t add anything to understanding what a total nutcase and psychopath Edwards is. It just proves that he’s even dumber than most thought.
neurosculptor on January 25, 2010 at 4:31 PM
Ahhh…my eyes, my eyes…it burns.
Just getting ready.
vcferlita on January 25, 2010 at 4:32 PM
Wouldn’t surprise me if he filmed it in his and Elizabeth’s bedroom. While she was in the hospital. Cad.
scalleywag on January 25, 2010 at 4:32 PM
So I’m not the only one who has speculated that he plays for both teams.
GinaE on January 25, 2010 at 4:33 PM
whinny weanie!!
maintenanceman on January 25, 2010 at 4:33 PM
There’s a rumor that during the “filming” Edwards….stops… and adjusts the camera.
aquaviva on January 25, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Ha. I’ve seen that before, but never used so appropriately.
Tanya on January 25, 2010 at 4:33 PM
Well you know his daddy did work down at the mill.
carbon_footprint on January 25, 2010 at 4:33 PM
So who is it in the democrat party that wants to destroy John Edward’s future in politics?
Skandia Recluse on January 25, 2010 at 4:34 PM
“Who’s yer Senator”
“Who’s yer Senator”
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on January 25, 2010 at 4:34 PM
All that hair?
No thanks, I’ll pass.
Del Dolemonte on January 25, 2010 at 4:34 PM
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on January 25, 2010 at 4:34 PM
LOL
bridgetown on January 25, 2010 at 4:35 PM
Surprise. I guy who sees two Americas is living a double life.
Trusser13 on January 25, 2010 at 4:35 PM
Ha, he probably stops to check his hair too. :)
vcferlita on January 25, 2010 at 4:35 PM
IATrusser13 on January 25, 2010 at 4:35 PM
Interesting snap poll of the future: Who is more in love with himself, Edwards or Obama?
booter on January 25, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Not really related, but it made me think back… Didn’t they find her cancer when he “hugged her too hard” and broke her ribs? Suddenly that sounds even creepier than it did at the time.
Tanya on January 25, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Of course there’s a video.
Rielle is an amateur filmmaker. They film everything.
aquaviva on January 25, 2010 at 4:37 PM
I don’t want to know any of the details. Just think it’s quite amusing how liberals are continually being deceived by scumbags. Clinton, Edwards, Letterman, just three in a long sordid line.
And yet they continue to champion even more scumbags like Levi Johnston.
Missy on January 25, 2010 at 4:39 PM
He’s the king of sleaze, NOW will Elizabeth throw the cad out?
scalleywag on January 25, 2010 at 4:39 PM
I’m just suprised that the silky pony sex tape is with… a woman…
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on January 25, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Sex tapes of a President would make great blackmail for lobbyists, special interests and even terrorists.
Edwards was an irresponsible moron for thinking he could be President, and do be so hazardous to put the country is a terrible position.
This is truly Kennedy-esque in it’s bravado.
portlandon on January 25, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Should we get Jetboy’s opinion?
Count to 10 on January 25, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Most difficult question of the day!
scalleywag on January 25, 2010 at 4:40 PM
Screenshot!
aquaviva on January 25, 2010 at 4:41 PM
The critics saw the movie and gave it a B+…
right2bright on January 25, 2010 at 4:42 PM
Whoa! I hadn’t even heard that. Very, very odd. I saw on Wonkette that Edwards said about it:
Thanks, Tanya.
neurosculptor on January 25, 2010 at 4:42 PM
It may indeed be doubtful, but it sure wouldn’t be surprising. Narcissists don’t think about the consequences, they think they’re too smart to ever be caught.
scalleywag on January 25, 2010 at 4:43 PM
I find it hard to believe that so many people are doubting that Edwards would actually make a sex tape around the time he was a candidate for POTUS. Of course he would make a sex tape!! What quality does Edwards possess that would make someone think that he WOULDN’T film himself dogging a groupie?? Furthermore, folks who think this is the only time he filmed himself in the sack are kidding themselves. There isn’t just one tape. There’s just one that we know about. Stay tuned.
joejm65 on January 25, 2010 at 4:44 PM
So, the voyeuers are happy?
*BLECH*
AnninCA on January 25, 2010 at 4:45 PM
Names for said video?
“Silky for Rielle”
OR
“Ride that Pony”
Anyone else?
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on January 25, 2010 at 4:50 PM
If it is on a DVD why is it being called a sex tape?
fbcmusicman on January 25, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Dont tell me this tape just involves Edwards and his mirror ?
William Amos on January 25, 2010 at 4:51 PM
Coming soon to you via NetFlix!
upinak on January 25, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Don’t enlighten us with your prowess. You’re still the “Breck Girl”.
newton on January 25, 2010 at 4:53 PM
noway he’s well endowed, defininate skepticism here.
jp on January 25, 2010 at 4:53 PM
I can’t wait to see it. :-)
Narutoboy on January 25, 2010 at 4:54 PM
“Heavy Petting of the Unicorn Centaur”
portlandon on January 25, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Gee, and Mark Foley was a bad guy, huh?
Where’s the indignation? Where’s the screaming outcry?
He’s a Democrat.
Oh. Never mind.
GoldenEagle4444 on January 25, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Only a Dem would think they could surivive a sex tape scandal.
and heck, they might if their media were to let people find out about it.
jp on January 25, 2010 at 4:54 PM
My Little Bony?
Patrick S on January 25, 2010 at 4:55 PM
YUCK
May this tape never come to light!
nyx on January 25, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Not to mention, a guy who had an adulterous relationship with a campaign worker, fathered a child with her, possibly used campaign funds illegally to pay her to stay quiet, all while his wife was recovering from cancer.
Yeah. That guy.
UltimateBob on January 25, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Close Encounters of the Edwards Kind
BobMbx on January 25, 2010 at 4:56 PM
there was a big hit song named something like that 10 yrs ago.
If tape is real, perfect theme song
jp on January 25, 2010 at 4:57 PM
“The Big White”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402850/
Bishop on January 25, 2010 at 4:58 PM
Saving Haiti and a huge dong in the space of a week. Who can stop his come back now?
BL@KBIRD on January 25, 2010 at 4:58 PM
Edwards was totally drunk on power. And he hadn’t even made it into the White House yet [thank God he never did]
UltimateBob on January 25, 2010 at 4:59 PM
I am sure that if a tape actually exists…
… it is filled with finger smelling and back shaving.
Seven Percent Solution on January 25, 2010 at 5:02 PM
I think I speak for most women when I say
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
gophergirl on January 25, 2010 at 5:02 PM
To actually put the, er, hard evidence on tape, though?
JRDFLA on January 25, 2010 at 5:03 PM
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