Good news: John Edwards is on the ground in Haiti

posted at 6:14 pm on January 21, 2010 by Allahpundit

Human compassion from a man reputed to have said, “Get a doctor to fake the DNA results.” Here’s what’s amazing about this: Even if you give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he’s there because he wants to be there, not because he’s simply looking to rehab his image, why wouldn’t he wait until he’s back in the country to affirm paternity of his kid? Putting out that statement today while he’s in the ‘quake zone chatting up cameramen makes him look even greasier than before, which is almost unimaginable at this point. If he was serious about repairing his image, he would have come clean ages ago and done it in person, either at a presser or in that interview with ABC when he lied to Bob Woodruff. Instead he issues a press release while doing sympathy theater in a disaster area (and diverting news crews away from more important business). No wonder his favorable rating’s … this.

Meanwhile, here’s the Enquirer taking yet another victory lap. Exit question: Was this really the most embarrassing Haiti-related behavior by an American pol today? Hmmm.

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hide your daughters!

gsherin on January 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Hair Force One has landed.

DFCtomm on January 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Edwards is looking for clients.

Emperor Norton on January 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Expect an increase in illegitimage children in 9 months.

400lb Gorilla on January 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM

I think the situation in Haiti is dire enough to require a bit more than a Silky Pony

firepilot on January 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Well, it’s an ambulance-rich environment…

warbaby on January 21, 2010 at 6:17 PM

Anyone got a fork? If so, please send it in a care package to John Edwards c/o Haiti with the following note:

Dear John:

Here is a fork. Stick it in yourself. You are done. Go away.

Sincerely,
America

Key West Reader on January 21, 2010 at 6:17 PM

“Interestingly he is actually more unpopular with men (75%) than women (68%).

One more reason to stay single. Today’s women = teh suck (and not in a good way).

Darth Executor on January 21, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Silky Pony Jackass

dont taze me bro on January 21, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Why, is the a Haitian he wants to get pregnant?

Enoxo on January 21, 2010 at 6:18 PM

John Edwards’s popularity has fallen to 15% in his home state North Carolina in a new Public Policy Polling survey: the lowest finding of any PPP poll ever.

EVAR!!!

MrX on January 21, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Putting out that statement today while he’s in the ‘quake zone chatting up cameramen makes him look even greasier than before, which is almost unimaginable at this point.

Money quote!

Branch Rickey on January 21, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Whew… I was just thinking “Where is John Edwards, John Kerry and Al Gore?”

Claypigeon on January 21, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Is R. Hunter filming it?

Oil Can on January 21, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Ambulance chaser…

Seven Percent Solution on January 21, 2010 at 6:19 PM

He brought a large supply of retainer agreements, hair products and condoms.

Cicero43 on January 21, 2010 at 6:19 PM

John’s looking at [his] babies.

Who is he planning on taking to court?

Queer extension posed, is this a scientific man-made disaster shifting Haiti that was intended to close GITMO via “destruction by an act of God”? If so, will Edwards plan to sue Obama or blame Bush?

maverick muse on January 21, 2010 at 6:19 PM

Hungry homeless chicks must be easy.

Vashta.Nerada on January 21, 2010 at 6:19 PM

What? Is he looking for a Haitian mistress? /s

Why do I have the feeling he got a phone call from the Goracle and was given a lesson on “How to milk the situation” ?

MeatHeadinCA on January 21, 2010 at 6:19 PM

hide your daughters!

gsherin on January 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM

You beat me to it

driver on January 21, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Silky Pony using this disaster for good PR is disgusting.

cubachi on January 21, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Now revoke his Visa, and leave him there.

portlandon on January 21, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Stay There!

dhunter on January 21, 2010 at 6:20 PM

I’ll believe he’s sincere when he donates all that money he earned from putting OB/GYN’s out of business with his trumped up law suits based on false science.

chemman on January 21, 2010 at 6:20 PM

John Edwards is on the ground in Haiti

Haiti just cannot catch a break can it.

elduende on January 21, 2010 at 6:21 PM

Is he looking for the two Haiti’s?

ConservativePartyNow on January 21, 2010 at 6:21 PM

yawn.

JusDreamin on January 21, 2010 at 6:22 PM

ugh

becki51758 on January 21, 2010 at 6:22 PM

That’s fine. More power to him. He’s over there and the majority of our daughters are over here.

kingsjester on January 21, 2010 at 6:22 PM

There is no limit to the depths liberal scum will sink.

Pathetic.

PappaMac on January 21, 2010 at 6:22 PM

He must have heard that Haiti is suffering from a huge shortage of smarmy hypocrisy.

Cicero43 on January 21, 2010 at 6:24 PM

Damn, talk about ambulance chasing. This guy’s pursuit of the ethical bottom is relentless.

Blacklake on January 21, 2010 at 6:24 PM

Dont waste a crisis.

the_nile on January 21, 2010 at 6:25 PM

Headline: John Edwards finds a bigger disaster than himself in Haiti

dont taze me bro on January 21, 2010 at 6:25 PM

Single-handedly restoring the population of Haiti.

Ronnie on January 21, 2010 at 6:25 PM

The first lawsuit against nature.
Dan Webster defending.

faol on January 21, 2010 at 6:25 PM

Good. They can eat him.

AbaddonsReign on January 21, 2010 at 6:26 PM

I had a huge urge to get on a plane or a boat and go to Haiti, too. Not just send money, but go down there and start a human chain to start pitching rubble into the ocean, adopting kids, or something. If I actually had the resources, I’m not sure I would have been able to resist.

If Edwards can help, more power to him. I would not begrudge him an accomplishment that someday makes his daughter proud of him.

RushBaby on January 21, 2010 at 6:26 PM

Democrats still hold a favorable view of him, but only 9% of independents and 3% of Republicans do.”

The principal asset of any Democrat politician is his own shamelessness.

Ted Torgerson on January 21, 2010 at 6:27 PM

Who will do his pretty hair? No power? No water?

Knucklehead on January 21, 2010 at 6:27 PM

Good grief!

Hening on January 21, 2010 at 6:29 PM

How do you say “Fathers hide your daughters” in french?

jukin on January 21, 2010 at 6:29 PM

Don’t worry, Haiti. He’s promising to pull out this time.

Chuck Schick on January 21, 2010 at 6:29 PM

Dont get any one pregnant

Denniscat on January 21, 2010 at 6:30 PM

Looking for clients.
Heh.

LASue on January 21, 2010 at 6:30 PM

Haitian history will tell if his hair style becomes popular in 10 or 15 years.

heshtesh on January 21, 2010 at 6:30 PM

What are the extradition rules between Haiti and the United States? Just wondering whether the Breck Girl is fixing to skip out on child support payments.

ya2daup on January 21, 2010 at 6:31 PM

Nine months from now watch for a mini population explosion of Haitian babies with incredibly silky blonde hair.

Cicero43 on January 21, 2010 at 6:31 PM

Is there a place I can donate to that would keep him from coming back to NC?

Les in NC on January 21, 2010 at 6:31 PM

He’s the guy everyone on the left would like us to forget. Exhibit A in the media’s bias in vetting. Exhibit B is Palin. We were a couple percentage points away from this creep being our VP….

John Edwards can knock up women across the globe and we hear nothing about it. Levi Johnson is a creep and they’ll lead a telecast with that story, even months after the election is over.

stldave on January 21, 2010 at 6:32 PM

The ‘Law of Unintended Consequences’…

“The John Edwards Voodoo Doll”

Seven Percent Solution on January 21, 2010 at 6:32 PM

Dont get any one pregnant

Denniscat on January 21, 2010 at 6:30 PM

+LOL

Thunderstorm129 on January 21, 2010 at 6:32 PM

Look, cut him a break. There’s no telling how many clients he can sign up against builders who built defective earthquake non-resistant structures.

And, there are sadly a lot of children dying there, whom he can later channel in the courtroom.

Exit Question: Wondering if there are any beauty salons that survived the quake? Or, for that matter, is there any primping friendly venue still standing?

TXUS on January 21, 2010 at 6:34 PM

“There are two Haitis …”

Ronnie on January 21, 2010 at 6:34 PM

He’s just in the way in a disaster area.

the_nile on January 21, 2010 at 6:34 PM

John Edwards lands in Haiti, population of Zombies increase by 1.

Holger on January 21, 2010 at 6:35 PM

POSER!

CynicalOptimist on January 21, 2010 at 6:35 PM

Lizbeth probably kicked his a$$ so hard he landed in Haiti!

chickasaw42 on January 21, 2010 at 6:35 PM

Probably wants to adopt a baby.

exhelodrvr on January 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

“There are two Haitis …”

Ronnie on January 21, 2010 at 6:34 PM

breck girl trivialises the two hispaolas.

chaswv on January 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

Another democrat being transparent: you can really see through this ploy. Sheesh

tru2tx on January 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

Is there a place I can donate to that would keep him from coming back to NC?

Les in NC on January 21, 2010 at 6:31 PM

If you find one, Les, let me know about it; I’ll make an allotment from my paycheck.

uncivilized on January 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

Maybe tiger woods should head down to burnish his rep?

chaswv on January 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

Lizbeth probably kicked his a$$ so hard he landed in Haiti!

chickasaw42 on January 21, 2010 at 6:35 PM

Nah, he’s running out of places to crash for the night; Haiti is probably the one place where nobody knows he’s a f***head. Yet.

uncivilized on January 21, 2010 at 6:37 PM

What a pathetic loser.

rjoco1 on January 21, 2010 at 6:37 PM

This guy is a psycho level narcissist that makes Messiah pale in comparison and I predict he will not die of old age. And it’s going to be messy for him and those around him if he feels he has been rejected.

Marcus on January 21, 2010 at 6:38 PM

Nothing wrong with atonement. This is one way.

jeanie on January 21, 2010 at 6:38 PM

The one thing that would make this funny is if he disappeared and it turns out a hungry Haitian ate him.

Guardian on January 21, 2010 at 6:38 PM

Take a few thousand of them back to your castle Silky.

Er, soon to be Elizabeth’s castle.

I never thought anyone could be a bigger douche than Olbermann. Edwards proved me wrong.

fogw on January 21, 2010 at 6:38 PM

Maybe tiger woods should head down to burnish his rep?

chaswv on January 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

He’s busy down in Mississippi in a sex addiction rehab facility…….according to what I heard this morning.

Knucklehead on January 21, 2010 at 6:39 PM

hide your daughters!

gsherin on January 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM

You beat me to it

driver on January 21, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Damn. Me too.

HornetSting on January 21, 2010 at 6:39 PM

He’s just in the way in a disaster area.

the_nile on January 21, 2010 at 6:34 PM

Photo op? I’m sure he’s playing out delusional visions of his political comeback.

heshtesh on January 21, 2010 at 6:39 PM

John Edwards lands in Haiti, population of Zombies increase by 1.

Holger on January 21, 2010 at 6:35 PM

Now, THAT was funny.

HornetSting on January 21, 2010 at 6:39 PM

Nothing wrong with atonement. This is one way.

jeanie on January 21, 2010 at 6:38 PM

Might be able to buy that if he didn’t put his mug in front of a camera as soon as he got there.

fogw on January 21, 2010 at 6:40 PM

Gosh, I hope he packed his shampoo…

(and condoms!)

stenwin77 on January 21, 2010 at 6:41 PM

He’s busy down in Mississippi in a sex addiction rehab facility…….according to what I heard this morning.

Knucklehead on January 21, 2010 at 6:39 PM

Can you just envision that enviroment, i’m sure thier on the honour system.

heshtesh on January 21, 2010 at 6:41 PM

Good lord – haven’t those poor people suffered enough?

DamnCat on January 21, 2010 at 6:41 PM

I love Hot Air. After a long day of frustration I can get some belly laughs!

Key West Reader on January 21, 2010 at 6:41 PM

He’s just in the way in a disaster area.

the_nile on January 21, 2010 at 6:34 PM

dont taze me bro on January 21, 2010 at 6:41 PM

He was asking where he can get his picture taken with Mother Theresa.

Cicero43 on January 21, 2010 at 6:43 PM

And God opened the 3rd seal and Breck Boy was poured forth on the land of Haiti.

Thunderstorm129 on January 21, 2010 at 6:43 PM

uncivilized on January 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

Are you in NC too and as embarrassed of this fool as I am?

Les in NC on January 21, 2010 at 6:43 PM

Hati would be better served by Edwards weight in clean water.

AnotherOpinion on January 21, 2010 at 6:44 PM

Hasn’t Hati seen enough disaster lately?

ZeeMI on January 21, 2010 at 6:47 PM

Need help here. Trolls input welcome.

Is it possible to take ANY liberal seriously, anymore?

Yoop on January 21, 2010 at 6:48 PM

Wonder what will come of the investigation of misuse of campaign funds…

ProfessorMiao on January 21, 2010 at 6:48 PM

He’s just looking for some new female “donors.” Someplace where the locals don’t know him. Might be looking for some real estate deals too.

chewmeister on January 21, 2010 at 6:50 PM

Pat Robertson to God: “Haite? I thought you said Hades”
John Edwards to God: “Hades? I thought you said Haiti”

dont taze me bro on January 21, 2010 at 6:50 PM

Trolling for plaintiffs?

malclave on January 21, 2010 at 6:51 PM

Good lord – haven’t those poor people suffered enough?
DamnCat on January 21, 2010 at 6:41 PM

Belly laughs.

Buy Danish on January 21, 2010 at 6:51 PM

I still can’t believe Ron Paul is an OB\Gyn. I wouldn’t let him look at my dog’s HooHa.

Elizabetty on January 21, 2010 at 6:52 PM

Is Elizabeth with him? Didn’t think so.

Are his children, legitimate and otherwise, by his side? Didn’t think so.

I’m thinking that a good reality show for him would be one called “Man Without a Country” It would be based on the grade school story we used to read where the man traveled by ship for the rest of his life and no country would allow him to land.

As soon as John is done with his work in Haiti, he should board a small craft and get underway.

DrStock on January 21, 2010 at 6:53 PM

John Edwards is on the ground in Haiti

Lock up yer daughters.

locomotivebreath1901 on January 21, 2010 at 6:53 PM

DrStock on January 21, 2010 at 6:53 PM

They separated.

Knucklehead on January 21, 2010 at 6:56 PM

No Child Left Behind

faraway on January 21, 2010 at 6:57 PM

Have you seen his girlfriend? It should be hide your grandmother!

repvoter on January 21, 2010 at 6:58 PM

And God opened the 3rd seal and Breck Boy was poured forth on the land of Haiti.

Thunderstorm129 on January 21, 2010 at 6:43 PM

ROFLMAO!!!

I’m all for reconciliation, and redemption, and forgiveness. However, it’s not for me to forgive. It’s for his wife, and children, friends, and other family members. But it looks to me, he’s starting off on that path….badly. Really badly!!! UGH

capejasmine on January 21, 2010 at 6:58 PM

May an enterprising voodoo priest make a whole bunch of Silky Pony voodoo dolls to hand out to the masses.

And you know where you can stick those pins, folks!

pilamaye on January 21, 2010 at 6:59 PM

I still can’t believe Ron Paul is an OB\Gyn. I wouldn’t let him look at my dog’s HooHa.

Elizabetty on January 21, 2010 at 6:52 PM

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!

It took me 4 tries just to type that, I was laughing so hard!!!

capejasmine on January 21, 2010 at 7:00 PM

OMG–you guys are killing me! LOL!

lovingmyUSA on January 21, 2010 at 7:02 PM

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