Good news: John Edwards is on the ground in Haiti
posted at 6:14 pm on January 21, 2010 by Allahpundit
Human compassion from a man reputed to have said, “Get a doctor to fake the DNA results.” Here’s what’s amazing about this: Even if you give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he’s there because he wants to be there, not because he’s simply looking to rehab his image, why wouldn’t he wait until he’s back in the country to affirm paternity of his kid? Putting out that statement today while he’s in the ‘quake zone chatting up cameramen makes him look even greasier than before, which is almost unimaginable at this point. If he was serious about repairing his image, he would have come clean ages ago and done it in person, either at a presser or in that interview with ABC when he lied to Bob Woodruff. Instead he issues a press release while doing sympathy theater in a disaster area (and diverting news crews away from more important business). No wonder his favorable rating’s … this.
Meanwhile, here’s the Enquirer taking yet another victory lap. Exit question: Was this really the most embarrassing Haiti-related behavior by an American pol today? Hmmm.










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maybe he’s searching for his dignity in the rubble.
mizflame98 on January 21, 2010 at 7:03 PM
John, your poor wife has cancer. Go home. Stay by her.
faraway on January 21, 2010 at 7:04 PM
John’s just looking for some clients.
txag92 on January 21, 2010 at 7:07 PM
mizflame98 on January 21, 2010 at 7:03 PM
He can’t find what he never had.
ZeeMI on January 21, 2010 at 7:07 PM
Mr. Despair never hangs around
When he hears this mighty sound……
“Here I come to preen all day!”
That means that Sir John Edwards is on his way
Yessir, when there is a camera in sight
Sir John Edwards will join the fight
MB4 on January 21, 2010 at 7:09 PM
In his hoo ha? ROFL!!! I’m still laughing at that comment! ROFL!!!
capejasmine on January 21, 2010 at 7:09 PM
Les pères cachent vos filles
mizflame98 on January 21, 2010 at 7:11 PM
I do believe that silky pony has a hooha.
HornetSting on January 21, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Amazing this cretin came close to being the VP. Can you imagine if he was the VP when this blew up?
Another arrogant politician. Arrogance levels all in it way…just ask Obama.
Cleveland Steamer on January 21, 2010 at 7:11 PM
The bad thing about this is he beat Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton to Haiti.
mizflame98 on January 21, 2010 at 7:12 PM
You owe me a laptop…good stuff.
HornetSting on January 21, 2010 at 7:12 PM
If there ain’t no money to be made
They would rather stay in the shade
MB4 on January 21, 2010 at 7:14 PM
or Creole?
Ann on January 21, 2010 at 7:15 PM
He’d rather be in Haiti than with the missus. She should keep a few golf clubs handy for when he comes back – if he comes back.
Philly on January 21, 2010 at 7:26 PM
I don’t think I want to lose my dinner watching that clip, but my, my, my…just when you thought he’d reached rock bottom he manages to sink even lower…there are no words for this cad. Exit question? WHY in the world is he still married?
scalleywag on January 21, 2010 at 7:26 PM
What she needs is a good attorney.
scalleywag on January 21, 2010 at 7:27 PM
I’d be taking me some of that hard earned ambulance chasing stash of his and I’d be out the door. And I would have done it a long, long time ago. He’s despicable. Obama may not be a great president, but at least he’s not despicable. Thank God he’ll never win an election again. Hopefully.
scalleywag on January 21, 2010 at 7:29 PM
Edwards is coming to give aid or AIDs?
MaiDee on January 21, 2010 at 7:32 PM
Once upon a time we had a political leader who stayed the hell out of the way while the proper authorities dealt with the disaster rather than trying to score political points.
And he was crucified over that decision.
Dr. ZhivBlago on January 21, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Nice for both of his families to let him go assist in the relief effort.
JeffinOrlando on January 21, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Gag.
TN Mom on January 21, 2010 at 7:40 PM
Wrong on both counts!
There are words but it wouldn’t get past the HA filters.
More importantly, the preponderance of reality shows on MTV proves that there is plenty of territory for him to sink lower. Rod Blagovich is living proof of that and even he managed to snag Celeb. Apprentice!
What about Jersey Shore- Political Edition Edwards, Mark Sanford, Jesse Jackson, James (?) McGreevey (the gay one in the cast), David Vitter, Larry Craig (the maybe gay one), and of course Elliot Spitzer. All living in a rat trap on the Jersey shore and doing what they are best known for! It would be ratings gold.
highhopes on January 21, 2010 at 7:41 PM
What a selfish thing for Edwards to do. They have enough aid workers there. What they don’t have enough of are qualified medical people/security people. Edwards is a waste of their limited supply of food and water.
Blake on January 21, 2010 at 7:46 PM
Don’t forget that Edwards potentially faces criminal charges for campaign finance shenanigans. No doubt his attorney will use his visit to Haiti in a plea for leniency.
Buy Danish on January 21, 2010 at 7:52 PM
He’s probably looking for clients… big American coroporations to sue..
kringeesmom on January 21, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Or a convenient place where any extradition can be avoided by greasing the right palms!
highhopes on January 21, 2010 at 7:56 PM
Give Edwards a break. He’s just there to channel the dead for those who are still living.
xblade on January 21, 2010 at 7:57 PM
The Silk Pony did prance
With anyone who chose to dance
Lord of the HooHa
Yoop on January 21, 2010 at 8:01 PM
John I hate to break this to you–THERE ARE NO AMBULANCES IN HAITI YOU STUPID GRIFTER.
Having said that his personal tragedies could not happen to a more deserving phony.
patrick neid on January 21, 2010 at 8:19 PM
Finally. Definitive evidence that Haiti did indeed make a deal with the devil.
Mrs. Happy Housewife on January 21, 2010 at 8:26 PM
Confronted with these numbers, a reasonable person can only come to one of two conclusions. Either –
- 25% of Democrats and 3% of Republicans are profoundly retarded, or
- A certain number of those taking a poll will claim to have an opinion, even though they have literally no idea what the pollster is talking about.
Jaibones on January 21, 2010 at 8:44 PM
How about selling your trillion dollar home and giving half the proceeds to Haiti relief. Then I would be impressed.
Hummer53 on January 21, 2010 at 8:44 PM
When it finally becomes apparent to his wretched wife that the Breck Girl will never hold the ring of power, she will have him killed, or do it herself. One or the other.
Jaibones on January 21, 2010 at 8:46 PM
I’m sorry but I’ve always had a strong belief that’s he’s gay. And a child with a mistress isn’t gonna sway my opinion. HA!!
Colorado Anne on January 21, 2010 at 8:51 PM
I hope he forgot to pack the Immodium AD.
Philly on January 21, 2010 at 8:55 PM
He wouldn’t have stood out too much compared to the rest of the 0ne’s staff.
And that’s an interesting moniker ya got there, uh, can I call you Cleve for short?!!! ;-)
4shoes on January 21, 2010 at 8:58 PM
No, no, no! That’s HOOHA!
Yoop on January 21, 2010 at 9:14 PM
It still amazes me that there are some people that don’t see a greasy deceitful sham of a human being when they look at him, that believe him when he opens his mouth.
I wouldn’t believe him if he told me water was wet.
rockbend on January 21, 2010 at 10:17 PM
His hair looks messy!!
I hope he brought his hairdresser.
PattyJ on January 21, 2010 at 10:21 PM
Those poor people, as if the earthquake and it’s aftermath wasn’t enough to deal with… now they have to deal with this guy.
bitsy on January 21, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Anywhere there’s a camera. Don’t come back, Silky.
Oh, and WTF:
2ipa on January 21, 2010 at 11:04 PM
Why are they letting these accident rubber necks into Haiti? how much dose Edwards weigh? This lost cargo or rescue worker space on limited space avalible. Politicians are getting in the way and delaying help getting into Haiti, SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE THEY CARE AND GET PHOTO OPS. WTF? Stupid people!
Ed Laskie on January 21, 2010 at 11:32 PM
A list of US involvement in Haiti since 1915
I’m sure he can add something to it.
Caststeel on January 22, 2010 at 12:58 AM
Now if he’d only stay there and never come back….
{^_^}
herself on January 22, 2010 at 4:14 AM
Welll, MSDNC seems to be 100% on-board with the Edward Re-invention campaign. Their coverage and commentary on this yesterday was a Classic Progressive Puff Piece. We should make Edwards believe his efforts are working so he’ll empty his Bank account preparing for the 2012 Presidential Campaign.
ronnyraygun on January 22, 2010 at 7:33 AM
Edwards in Haiti? What did the Haitians ever do to the DEMOCRATS!!!??
CoffeeBreak on January 22, 2010 at 7:54 AM
Does he have a blonde-headed bimbo videographer with him to document his feminine, humanitarian side?
kens on January 22, 2010 at 9:57 AM
But why would he care about rehabbing his image? He can’t be deluded enough to believe he still has a political future, can he?
If you’re right, Buy Danish, that seems a pretty desperate move. Of course, he’s used to picking juries stupid enough to believe he can channel the spirits of dead children, so maybe…
SKYFOX on January 22, 2010 at 10:33 AM
ChickaBOOMer: “The Lighter Side Of…”
http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2010/01/lighter-side-of.html
StewartIII on January 22, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Geez I am so relieved to know that John is in Haiti. He probably prefers that to being here under fire.
Just what Haiti needs, a lying, cheating, two-faced liberal.
SgtRed on January 22, 2010 at 12:35 PM
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