Obamateurism of the Day

posted at 8:05 am on January 15, 2010 by Ed Morrissey

Last month, according to Barack Obama, we were on the “precipice” of achieving ObamaCare. Yesterday, Obama went back to the Roget’s Thesaurus and pulled out another winner:

President Obama said this evening that the nation is on the “doorstop” of accomplishing the health insurance reform, and Republicans will be mistaken if they believe they can campaign against it during this year’s midterm elections.

Yes, we agree that the country is on the precipice — of disaster. And if a doorstop helps keep us from flying over that precipice, well, that’s fine with the majority of Americans opposed to ObamaCare.

Can you imagine what would have happened if George W. Bush mistook “doorstop” for “doorstep”?

Got an Obamateurism of the Day? If you see a foul-up by Barack Obama, e-mail it to me at obamaisms@edmorrissey.com with the quote and the link to the Obamateurism. I’ll post the best Obamateurisms on a daily basis, depending on how many I receive. Include a link to your blog, and I’ll give some link love as well. And unlike Slate, I promise to end the feature when Barack Obama leaves office.

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csdeven on January 15, 2010 at 8:06 AM

Oboobi must be haveing nightmares of that doorstop he triped over a whil;e back…

SHARPTOOTH on January 15, 2010 at 8:07 AM

dear leader should audit some on-line courses…

cmsinaz on January 15, 2010 at 8:08 AM

The word is threshold you ivy-league-a$$.

singlemalt_18 on January 15, 2010 at 8:08 AM

OK. It’s official. This guy is a doofus.

At least GWB didn’t walk around acting like a genius.

alexwest on January 15, 2010 at 8:09 AM

Can you imagine what would have happened if George W. Bush mistook “doorstop” for “doorstep”?

24/7 coverage by the msm….

ugh

cmsinaz on January 15, 2010 at 8:09 AM

Hopey verbage needs some HOPE,

meanwhile,the Liberal Party
is useing the Republican Party as
a DOORMAT!!!

canopfor on January 15, 2010 at 8:10 AM

I dunno about that. For which elected position is the doorstop running?

ROCnPhilly on January 15, 2010 at 8:10 AM

Doorstop, threshold. Whatever. Harvard does not teach Americana, the kind of education that you receive by actually growing up in America. And actually loving the country as it is.

BigAlSouth on January 15, 2010 at 8:11 AM

The word is threshold you ivy-league-a$$.

singlemalt_18 on January 15, 2010 at 8:08 AM

He’s saving that one for next month. Not sure what he has planned for March… maybe “event horizon”? Personally I like the black hole imagery; it works.

kiltedscotsman5 on January 15, 2010 at 8:11 AM

We need a “doorstop czar” to oversee this failure to communicate…

Crusader Rabbit on January 15, 2010 at 8:12 AM

HP Lovecraft fans will recall the chilling tale, “The Thing On the Doorstop.”

apostic on January 15, 2010 at 8:13 AM

reading ANYTHING about this duufus makes me wanna put an icepick in my head

winston on January 15, 2010 at 8:13 AM

He so awesomely smart.

myrenovations on January 15, 2010 at 8:13 AM

Doorstop, threshold. Whatever. Harvard does not teach Americana, the kind of education that you receive by actually growing up in America. And actually loving the country as it is.

BigAlSouth on January 15, 2010 at 8:11 AM

Perhaps we should feel sorry then, because he was a minority and forced to sit on the stoop of the doorway to the real American experience.

singlemalt_18 on January 15, 2010 at 8:15 AM

Hehehehehehehe

Bishop on January 15, 2010 at 8:16 AM

Soaring oratory you cam believe in!

LOL

rockbend on January 15, 2010 at 8:16 AM

Government Health Care story I would like to share. We are TriCare patients.

Yesterday morning at about 6:15 my son screaming from the bathroom to “come in here”. I ran to the bathroom only to find him bleeding from his left eye and nose and in massive pain from a headache.
ER visit to include several doses of pain medication to include morphine with no avail. Head ct showed a “sinus polyp” and after 5 hours referred to an ENT for follow up. But due to the fact that we are TriCare, he has to see his PCM (primary care manager) to approve the referral. So after a long night of more nose bleeds and migraine like pain we get to go to the doctor this morning to “determine” if he should visit the ENT.

Just something for everyone who wants this bullshit “insurance” plan to digest. My son is 17 and very healthy, just imagine had this happened to my grandmother who is 89.

milwife88 on January 15, 2010 at 8:16 AM

Yeah, and we’re slamming the door on you!

yoda on January 15, 2010 at 8:18 AM

President Obama said this evening that the nation is on the “doorstop” of accomplishing the health insurance reform, and Republicans will be mistaken if they believe they can campaign against it during this year’s midterm elections.
============================================================I wonder if Pelosi calls an investigation to
find out,which Republican put the doorstop in place,
in an attempt to sobategy Hopey’s Hope Mission!!!

canopfor on January 15, 2010 at 8:18 AM

When Olympia hears the call, the doorstop of history can be mighty inconvenient.

ElectricPhase on January 15, 2010 at 8:18 AM

DoorStopGate!!!

canopfor on January 15, 2010 at 8:20 AM

“Calling Mrs. Malaprop,” lol. I loved the reference to Sheridan’s play, The Rivals. Makes me feel a liberal arts major wasn’t entirely wasted.

troyriser_gopftw on January 15, 2010 at 8:20 AM

New phrase: Dumb as a doorstop.

sherry on January 15, 2010 at 8:20 AM

English as a second language….just sayin’….
Another Obamaism.

TXMomof3 on January 15, 2010 at 8:21 AM

The doorstep doorstop to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance. – B. Franklin

apostic on January 15, 2010 at 8:22 AM

Door Stops,

and,

Reset Buttons!

canopfor on January 15, 2010 at 8:24 AM

He should have calibrated his remarks better.

rightside on January 15, 2010 at 8:24 AM

canopfor on January 15, 2010 at 8:24 AM

could the reset button be a doorstop? :)

cmsinaz on January 15, 2010 at 8:25 AM

May Brown win the Massachusettes seat and act as the doorstop for that crappy bill. From my fingers to God’s ear.

bikermailman on January 15, 2010 at 8:25 AM

. “But I also know what happens once we get this done, once we sign this bill into law. The American people will suddenly learn that this bill does things they like and doesn’t do things that people have been trying to say it does. Their worst fears will prove groundless, and the American people’s hope for a fair shake from their insurance companies for quality, affordable health care they need will finally be realized.”

Apparently we are going to suddenly be amazed at how wonderful this bill is, but only AFTER it gets signed into law does this miraculous transformation occur.

ctmom on January 15, 2010 at 8:29 AM

Our current Empty Suit is indeed a doorknob.

bradley11 on January 15, 2010 at 8:30 AM

Thinking he got doorstep and stoop mixed together.

Too bad because stoop sounds so close to stupid and that fits nicely with a definition for this bill.

Main Entry: stoop
Function: noun
Etymology: Dutch stoep; akin to Old English stæpe step — more at step
Date: 1755
: a porch, platform, entrance stairway, or small veranda at a house door

Greyledge Gal on January 15, 2010 at 8:31 AM

And Bali terrorist Hambali is going to be on DC’s doorstep.

(Don’t open foxnews unless you have taken your bloodpressure medication)

journeyintothewhirlwind on January 15, 2010 at 8:32 AM

Yeah, there’s a doorstop alright. His name is Scott Brown.

Kafir on January 15, 2010 at 8:33 AM

you just can’t make this stuff up…

SDPlissken on January 15, 2010 at 8:33 AM

journeyintothewhirlwind on January 15, 2010 at 8:32 AM

heard that this am…unstinkingbelievable…it is truly despicable…

cmsinaz on January 15, 2010 at 8:34 AM

That doorstop, President Obama, is the midnight deal you just made with the unions–further stabbing the American worker in the back while you bastardize Democracy and spit on our Constitution. Have you no shame?

Rovin on January 15, 2010 at 8:36 AM

milwife88 on January 15, 2010 at 8:16 AM

Hope your son gets some speedy treatment and is soon well on his way to recovery. Having a sick ‘child’ of any age is a trial.

It’s all going to get worse with Obama(no)care.

marybel on January 15, 2010 at 8:38 AM

That doorstop, President Obama, is the midnight deal you just made with the unions–further stabbing the American worker in the back while you bastardize Democracy and spit on our Constitution. Have you no shame?

Rovin on January 15, 2010 at 8:36 AM

Ooh, Ooh, I got that one. The answer is . . . no.
What did I win?

Blacksmith8 on January 15, 2010 at 8:41 AM

Clean and articulate.

Disturb the Universe on January 15, 2010 at 8:43 AM

This clown is a graduate of the Norm Crosby school of Malapropism.

kingsjester on January 15, 2010 at 8:45 AM

These are words, just words.

Ooh, Ooh, I got that one. The answer is . . . no.
What did I win?

Blacksmith8 on January 15, 2010 at 8:41 AM

A 125% tax on your winnings.

rbj on January 15, 2010 at 8:45 AM

Ooh, Ooh, I got that one. The answer is . . . no.
What did I win?
Blacksmith8 on January 15, 2010 at 8:41 AM

The leftover stunt double vegetables used on Michelle Obama’s appearance on the Food Network. They were supposed to be from the WH garden, but they were really bought in NY.

kingsjester on January 15, 2010 at 8:47 AM

The amusing part is that our “cool” media and pop culture showed what chumps they really are. All the “soaring rhetoric” and the thrills and chills of this man’s speaking were proof of the sheepie hearing what they wanted to hear.

It was all just jive and smack. We never read his test scores or transcripts. But he sure looked cool to them.

The kid too cool for school has not only taken their lunch money and their decendant’s lunch money but has also blown it on nonsense. He is not ethical. He is not even that bright.

Before this is done, this guy will do more damage to his fans than he could ever do to us squares on the right.

IlikedAUH2O on January 15, 2010 at 8:47 AM

For 8 years at my workplace (a university) I put up with all kinds of “Bush is dumb” jokes. These people are in love with Obama and persistently claim he is brilliant in spite of all evidence to the contrary. The only amazing thing now is just how bad Obama looks every time he displays his woeful ignorance. His is a very mediocre intellect at best.

jwolf on January 15, 2010 at 8:48 AM

eric cantor already said that the Republican Congressional candidates would not run on repealing Obamacare.

why can’t eric be quiet?

kelley in virginia on January 15, 2010 at 8:50 AM

Ed, never misunderestimate the oratorical skills of BHO!
BTW, has there ever been an Obamateurism of the Day regarding his whistling every time a word ends in “s”?
Or the way he says “yo” when he means “you know”?

jgapinoy on January 15, 2010 at 8:51 AM

read eric cantor’s comment at tertiumquids.blogspot.com

kelley in virginia on January 15, 2010 at 8:51 AM

Last month, according to Barack Obama, we were on the “precipice” of achieving ObamaCare.

Brings to mind George Bush 41 talking about sending our troops to war as “cannon fodder”. Evokes a, “huh?”. But Obama was, if nothing else (and maybe nothing else), “eloquent”. Is our aging President blowing fuses? Will he be speaking in tongues next?

Paul-Cincy on January 15, 2010 at 8:53 AM

So how easy is it to get a degree from Harvard?

He don’t need no English classes since he be a liberal intellectual.

Hening on January 15, 2010 at 8:58 AM

Obama has a doorstop in his brain

tanvec on January 15, 2010 at 8:58 AM

an affirmative action, curve-bending sold B+ president. for anyone else it would be a D-.

jbh45 on January 15, 2010 at 8:59 AM

Can you imagine what would have happened if George W. Bush mistook “doorstop” for “doorstep”?

We’d hear about it until kingdom come. What struck me most about his comments, however, was the fact that it sounded like he was saying FU, GOP…we’re going to pass this thing no matter what and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. Most divisive president ever. I miss George W. Bush.

scalleywag on January 15, 2010 at 9:01 AM

He is sooo clueless! lol

becki51758 on January 15, 2010 at 9:02 AM

Biden: you can remove my ball-gag now. I wasn’t this bad.

Geochelone on January 15, 2010 at 9:04 AM

I’m sure he would never had made this mistake had someone been kind enough to show him the door.

Shy Guy on January 15, 2010 at 9:05 AM

I guess this means that the contest for ‘Obamaturism Of The Year’ is now over for 2010. Amazing..in only 2 weeks….

percysunshine on January 15, 2010 at 9:09 AM

This list of WIGWBDT was sent to me yesterday – my response to the what ifs is they would have already started impeachment proceedings:

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get

through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept

he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC,

would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the

unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs,

when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches,

would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent “Austrian language,”

would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to

keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the

Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when

he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word “advice” would you have hammered him for it for years

like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day,

would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people

followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have

wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more

people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing

political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the

House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved.

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no

constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries

to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can’t think of anything?

Don’t worry. He’s done all this in 5 months — so you’ll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.

PatMac on January 15, 2010 at 9:17 AM

BHO: “That’s not the thesaurus I thought I knew.”

mwdiver on January 15, 2010 at 9:25 AM

Any suggestions as to who might be the door knob?

mr.blacksheep on January 15, 2010 at 9:26 AM

marybel on January 15, 2010 at 8:38 AM

Thank you.

milwife88 on January 15, 2010 at 9:28 AM

He thought it was right, because he had Martha Coakley spell check his statement before he said it.

mwdiver on January 15, 2010 at 9:29 AM

And he’s the smart one?

publiuspen on January 15, 2010 at 9:31 AM

—> passes a cheatsheet to Obama: “The word you want is ‘threshold’”.

Paul-Cincy on January 15, 2010 at 9:31 AM

mwdiver on January 15, 2010 at 9:29 AM

Winner.

publiuspen on January 15, 2010 at 9:31 AM

Doorstop?

wha?

bridgetown on January 15, 2010 at 9:34 AM

yet another teleprompter goof-up!
FAIL

jimmer on January 15, 2010 at 9:35 AM

Blah. Empty suit…

ladyingray on January 15, 2010 at 9:35 AM

“Let me be clear, the doorstops with me.”

These mistakes will come often as he does not know what he is saying. He is simply a news anchor who shows up ten minutes before airtime, and reads his script. Nothing more.

Trusser13 on January 15, 2010 at 9:35 AM

The word is threshold you ivy-league-a$$.

singlemalt_18 on January 15, 2010 at 8:08 AM

Thank you. I needed a translator here.

bridgetown on January 15, 2010 at 9:36 AM

Great public speaker, huh?

cs89 on January 15, 2010 at 9:38 AM

and this makes it a bit more clear to me, from ‘freedictionary.com’

doorstop
n.
Used to describe equipment that is non-functional and halfway
expected to remain so, especially obsolete equipment kept around for political reasons or ostensibly as a backup.

only a wee bit more clear. This man, Obama, is a fool.

bridgetown on January 15, 2010 at 9:38 AM

Hey Pinnochio, Its’ DOORSTEP and yep your on it.

Your on it and Scott Brown is gonna SLAM the door in your lyin, puppet face!

Slam the door so damn hard the whole nation shakes and 40 or so Blue Dogs pee their pants!

Urkel!

dhunter on January 15, 2010 at 10:04 AM

Good thing Sarah didn’t commit this kind of gaff, Chris the pants peer Mathews would have thought her Stooopid!

dhunter on January 15, 2010 at 10:06 AM

Something tells me Obama has more up his sleeve when it comes to the 2010 midterms. And it has nothing to do with Republicans using health care as a means against Dems.

capejasmine on January 15, 2010 at 10:15 AM

capejasmine on January 15, 2010 at 10:15 AM

Like Acorn…or dead people voting? yep…

bridgetown on January 15, 2010 at 10:17 AM

President Obama said this evening that the nation is on the “doorstop” of accomplishing the health insurance reform

Sorry Ed, you’re wrong about this one. Toonces is absolutely right. The nation is on the doorstop of accomplishing not only socialized health, but a whole boatload of Chicago Marxist garbage.

In fact, we’re about 5 days away from introducing Michael “Doorstop” Brown to the world. :-)

MNHawk on January 15, 2010 at 10:21 AM

As Archie Bunker says, ‘Case closed, ipso fatso.’

tru2tx on January 15, 2010 at 10:25 AM

Doorstop = wedgie.

image of Rahm yanking, pffff

Sir Napsalot on January 15, 2010 at 10:29 AM

Hey Pinnochio, Its’ DOORSTEP and yep your on it.

Your on it and Scott Brown is gonna SLAM the door in your lyin, puppet face!

Slam the door so damn hard the whole nation shakes and 40 or so Blue Dogs pee their pants!soil themselves

Urkel!

dhunter on January 15, 2010 at 10:04 AM

FIFY

huskerdiva on January 15, 2010 at 10:31 AM

I thought we elected an eloquent speaker who could warm our hearts at the thought of a black man with such wonderful verbal ability.

Where’d he go? This guy has more Bushisms than Dubya had.

RachDubya on January 15, 2010 at 10:34 AM

Incompetent, ridiculously stupid, dithering fool! Guess he should get gibbsy to proofread his stuff better.

jgdp on January 15, 2010 at 10:42 AM

Maybe doorstop is ebonics for doorstep. Let’s ask cousin pookie.

txag92 on January 15, 2010 at 10:44 AM

There he goes again with that “inartful” language. I think he really wanted to the nation his ‘doormat’

Brat on January 15, 2010 at 10:48 AM

Teleprompter must be in the shop again. “Mr Eloquent” has problems speaking when his crutch isn’t around.

GarandFan on January 15, 2010 at 10:52 AM

Sir Napsalot on January 15, 2010 at 10:29 AM

LMAO!!! Rahm probably does several self wedgies daily. That would explain that look on his face all the time.lol

capejasmine on January 15, 2010 at 10:55 AM

I have a large glacial boulder of Keweenawan basalt that I use as a doorstop to keep the barn door closed. It is very dense. It isn’t smart. It isn’t wise. It just sets there and keeps the door closed.

Yoop on January 15, 2010 at 11:09 AM

Brings to mind this video parody of Obama’s “precipice of health care” gaffe (using a Wile E. Coyote cliffhanger): http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/12/obama-and-wile-e-coyote-star-in-health.html

Mervis Winter on January 15, 2010 at 11:17 AM

maybe we could use a few doorstops down on the southern border to keep the damn door closed. And a deadbolt too. Can someone show this guy to aisle #7 at Home Depot and give him a lesson in frickin’ hardware or something? heaven help us if a light bulb or the thermostat goes out in the oval office, the fricking government would come to a dead stop…..*screeech*

Competence. *not found at harvard*

ted c on January 15, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Yes, we agree that the country is on the precipice — of disaster. And if a doorstop helps keep us from flying over that precipice, well, that’s fine with the majority of Americans opposed to ObamaCare.

lol! funny, Ed!

Alana on January 15, 2010 at 11:45 AM

Hambali on DC doorstep.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/01/15/considers-dc-gitmo-trial-officials-say/

journeyintothewhirlwind on January 15, 2010 at 11:51 AM

Damn you, TOTUS! The messiah was counting on you. Why are you trying to sabotage his reign?

SKYFOX on January 15, 2010 at 11:52 AM

The ABC story has been changed to “doorstep.”

SD on January 15, 2010 at 12:07 PM

The idiot misspeaks so often it’s impossible to remember all of the gaffes. “Teachable moment” stands out. How do you teach a moment? It’s “teaching” moment, for crissake! How did this guy ever get through school? By,the way, I didn’t go to Harvard but I know how to hold a glass of wine. What a punk.

LarryG on January 15, 2010 at 12:41 PM

Ahh, what the finest Harvard education gets you.

jarodea on January 15, 2010 at 12:49 PM

The idiot misspeaks so often it’s impossible to remember all of the gaffes. “Teachable moment” stands out. How do you teach a moment? It’s “teaching” moment, for crissake! How did this guy ever get through school? By,the way, I didn’t go to Harvard but I know how to hold a glass of wine. What a punk.

LarryG on January 15, 2010 at 12:41 PM

Is that rhetorical or are seriously asking that?

jarodea on January 15, 2010 at 12:50 PM

Every day we see why Obama will never release his college transcripts. Not only will it be a nail in his coffin, it will be several in the affirmative action program’s.

jukin on January 15, 2010 at 1:22 PM

The ABC story has been changed to “doorstep.”

SD on January 15, 2010 at 12:07 PM

So, what did he really say? Geez

bridgetown on January 15, 2010 at 2:25 PM

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