Video: The spectacular, obligatory “Burj Khalifa now open for business” clip

posted at 9:53 pm on January 5, 2010 by Allahpundit

A mind-blowing palate cleanser to herald the opening of the tallest man-made structure in history, which somehow embodies all of the worst mojo of the past decade. There’s a giant skyscraper (twice as tall as the Empire State Building), an Al Qaeda connection (albeit very tangential), and behind it all a country that had to be bailed out after it was ruined by massive debt and recession. What could go wrong?

A lot, actually:

The summit, they say, where the residential floors are only eight metres across, is as secure as a knitting needle set in concrete. Indeed, Burj Khalifa dispenses with a pendulum-like mass-damper, which some supertalls use to moderate incidental movements.

Yet three years ago there were reports that concrete floor slabs had already cracked after suffering significant deflections. New Civil Engineer reported that carbon-fibre was urgently being used in remedial attempts to strengthen the floors. An expert told the same journal “things have to be pretty bad” before you start repairing a half-built building…

There are other daunting technological and practical problems with such a building. Aerospace engineers will imagine the most horrible thing that could possibly happen to a wing and then design it to withstand several times as much force. But aerospace engineers are working in an older technological tradition than designers of supertall buildings: certainly, the tapering profile of Burj Khalifa helps diminish the effect of the wind, but variables and unknown unknowns remain. We have only small knowledge of how such an extreme structure responds to wind-induced dynamic torque…

Paradoxically, Burj Khalifa is not a truly modern building. It is a hangover of a demented spending binge. It is a subprime Great Pyramid. It is queasy nostalgia for a version of the future that looked old-fashioned a generation ago. It is kitsch retro fantasia, a glassy memorial to something not so much forgotten as never known.

Let’s not even mention the F-word; it’s hard enough as a New Yorker to gape at a building like this without your mind wandering. They sure did launch it in a fashion befitting its stature, though. Two clips for you here, each of them amazing.

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Dude…!

Seven Percent Solution on January 5, 2010 at 9:57 PM

Alhamdilillah!

blatantblue on January 5, 2010 at 9:59 PM

It would have been ironic if all those fireworks set the building ablaze.

mizflame98 on January 5, 2010 at 9:59 PM

So basically it may fall down at any moment. Swell.

kc8ukw on January 5, 2010 at 9:59 PM

As a person who likes fireworks, that was awesome.

uknowmorethanme on January 5, 2010 at 10:00 PM

The Elevators out. Take the Stairs.

portlandon on January 5, 2010 at 10:00 PM

Where is Steve McQueen when you need him…?

Seven Percent Solution on January 5, 2010 at 10:01 PM

Way awesome. Love it.

Ted Torgerson on January 5, 2010 at 10:03 PM

Incredible! Engineering marvel. Now launch it into space…

ronsfi on January 5, 2010 at 10:05 PM

This inevitably invites comparisons with the Empire State Building which was built during the heart of the Great Depression.

Robert_Paulson on January 5, 2010 at 10:05 PM

Wonder how they’d feel if someone took that sucker out.

GTR640 on January 5, 2010 at 10:06 PM

Some Arab dude is WAY over-compensating.

SouthernGent on January 5, 2010 at 10:07 PM

They wasted several billion on this, and people are wondering why Dubai is having trouble paying its debt?

Enoxo on January 5, 2010 at 10:08 PM

Maybe now we can drill for our own oil…?

Seven Percent Solution on January 5, 2010 at 10:09 PM

How long before someone does an illicit BASE jump from it? Then again, Dubai jails are probably not too much fun to be in.

GnuBreed on January 5, 2010 at 10:10 PM

All my gas money’s going to good use, I see.

spmat on January 5, 2010 at 10:10 PM

Half the crowd was thinking: “what a waste of explosives”.

pleaseandthankyou on January 5, 2010 at 10:10 PM

Seven Percent Solution on January 5, 2010 at 9:57 PM

That made me queasy. There is NO way I’d go to the top of that thing.

txag92 on January 5, 2010 at 10:12 PM

oh the irony of this spectacle.

TheBigOldDog on January 5, 2010 at 10:13 PM

id love to hit up the top

blatantblue on January 5, 2010 at 10:13 PM

It’s a wonderful accomplishment and should be celebrated.

Nice to see that Allahpundit hates success and accomplishment in all forms, not just when it comes to Glenn Beck’s ratings.

David2.0 on January 5, 2010 at 10:15 PM

I’ve been in Dubai many times. They have their own version of building standards. No friggin way would I live in that sucker or a half mile from it for that matter.

Guardian on January 5, 2010 at 10:15 PM

Guardian on January 5, 2010 at 10:15 PM

How phony is Dubai up close and personal?

Lance Murdock on January 5, 2010 at 10:16 PM

This cost them $1.5 billion; quite a bit, but we’ve spent trillions, and we didn’t get any cool looking stuff out of it. Who’s the moron?

El_Terrible on January 5, 2010 at 10:16 PM

Say what you will about everything else, but the extreme engineering feats Dubai keeps pumping out are damn cool.

jjraines on January 5, 2010 at 10:17 PM

They have their own version of building standards.

Guardian on January 5, 2010 at 10:15 PM

I doubt there have been many OSHA law suits over the years…

Don’t want to offend the boss.

Can you imagine opening a window on the top floor…?

Seven Percent Solution on January 5, 2010 at 10:18 PM

Sort of like wearing alot of gold in the guetto…

Sonosam on January 5, 2010 at 10:18 PM

portlandon on January 5, 2010 at 10:00 PM

One article I read says there are 3000 stairs to take from bottom to top. Long, long hike….

MrScribbler on January 5, 2010 at 10:18 PM

Nice to see that Allahpundit hates success and accomplishment in all forms, not just when it comes to Glenn Beck’s ratings.

Yeah, that’s why I posted it and called it spectacular and amazing. Because I “hate success.”

Allahpundit on January 5, 2010 at 10:19 PM

Efforts to see past their oil wealth and invest in something is a positive thing to me

I don’t think it would help their Paris of the ME if head choppers kept killing landowners

Sonosam on January 5, 2010 at 10:21 PM

حفر حفر طفل

macncheez on January 5, 2010 at 10:21 PM

the extreme engineering feats Dubai keeps pumping out buying are damn cool.

jjraines on January 5, 2010 at 10:17 PM

My understanding is that design and contracting/construction were handled by non-Dubai firms. That area’s claim to fame has less to do with art, science, medicine or engineering than it does with a whole bunch of oil in the ground.

MrScribbler on January 5, 2010 at 10:22 PM

I’d live there, after having glider wings surgically grafted to my body.

Kralizec on January 5, 2010 at 10:23 PM

The tallest building in the world is now in the Middle East and may have al-Qaeda connections meanwhile ground zero in New York is still a big whole in the ground.

“Oh we’re sorry Middle East…..please don’t attack us again. We promise not to build anymore tall and bodacious buildings.But don’t let that stop you.”

That’s chicken sh}t.
If I was in charge we would have rebuilt the two tallest towers the world has ever seen.I would name one Tower Courageous and the other the Kiss my ass Tower.

This is a slap in the face.

NeoKong on January 5, 2010 at 10:23 PM

…certainly, the tapering profile of Burj Khalifa helps diminish the effect of the wind, but variables and unknown unknowns remain.

Of course there are variables and unknown unknowns. The whole science of engineering is about employing Occam’s razor to weed out those unknowns to get a simpler model. The unknowns are then accounted for by over-engineering using a factor of safety. Every building settles and every building moves. The author of that article needs to consult a structural engineer before he writes a piece claiming the building is unstable.

ashofpompeii on January 5, 2010 at 10:23 PM

I wonder if you can see Tiger’s golf course from the top…?

Seven Percent Solution on January 5, 2010 at 10:27 PM

those are some awesome fireworks! twice as tall as the ESB? whoa.

ted c on January 5, 2010 at 10:28 PM

This cost them $1.5 billion; quite a bit, but we’ve spent trillions, and we didn’t get any cool looking stuff out of it. Who’s the moron?

El_Terrible on January 5, 2010 at 10:16 PM

.
What do you mean? We get the best Government money can buy.

ronsfi on January 5, 2010 at 10:33 PM

the extreme engineering feats Dubai keeps pumping out buying are damn cool.

jjraines on January 5, 2010 at 10:17 PM

My understanding is that design and contracting/construction were handled by non-Dubai firms. That area’s claim to fame has less to do with art, science, medicine or engineering than it does with a whole bunch of oil in the ground.

MrScribbler on January 5, 2010 at 10:22 PM

Exactly. It’s not like it’s an American Firm that designed it or anything…

But don’t think for a minute if Gov’t supported such a thing here in the US, it wouldn’t happen.

uknowmorethanme on January 5, 2010 at 10:37 PM

Want some background on the culture and society that built this? Read this article:

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai-1664368.html

Even allowing for bias (and there is some) Dubai is .. not a healthy culture.

Mew

acat on January 5, 2010 at 10:38 PM

Some Arab dude is WAY over-compensating.

SouthernGent on January 5, 2010 at 10:07 PM

Son of a……….. Well, maybe he`s advertising. :)

ThePrez on January 5, 2010 at 10:40 PM

Just think of it as the world’s tallest minaret.

There is a mosque dedicated to the world’s most genocidal “religion” founded by the most famous pedophile ever above the 100th floor.

wildcat84 on January 5, 2010 at 10:42 PM

It’s a Titanic accomplishment.

Even Allah couldn’t toppple it.

profitsbeard on January 5, 2010 at 10:43 PM

Of course there are variables and unknown unknowns. The whole science of engineering is about employing Occam’s razor to weed out those unknowns to get a simpler model. The unknowns are then accounted for by over-engineering using a factor of safety. Every building settles and every building moves. The author of that article needs to consult a structural engineer before he writes a piece claiming the building is unstable.

ashofpompeii on January 5, 2010 at 10:23 PM

The difference between Engineers and the “Educated Class” is that engineers actually care about the consequences of their actions and the safety and welfare of the general public.

uknowmorethanme on January 5, 2010 at 10:44 PM

It’s a Titanic accomplishment.

Even Allah couldn’t toppple it.

profitsbeard on January 5, 2010 at 10:43 PM

A good stiff breeze might… Something that tall, that has issues with being a substantial structure, without a tuned mass damper.. I foresee a scenario where the right amount of wind (and it doesn’t have to be a large one) achieves “resonance” and the whole thing falls.

Sort of like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zczJXSxnw

wildcat84 on January 5, 2010 at 10:48 PM

Yeah, that’s why I posted it and called it spectacular and amazing. Because I “hate success.”

Allahpundit on January 5, 2010 at 10:19 PM

I think you found the fireworks display “amazing”.

“Spectacular” appeared nowhere in your description.

“Al Queda” links, “bail out”, “worst mojo” did appear in your description.

Does anything make you happy? Other than Larry David squirting on a portrait of Jesus next to a toilet?

David2.0 on January 5, 2010 at 10:52 PM

How long before someone does an illicit BASE jump from it? Then again, Dubai jails are probably not too much fun to be in.

Already been done

American Elephant on January 5, 2010 at 10:53 PM

Incredible! Engineering marvel. Now launch it into space…

ronsfi on January 5, 2010 at 10:05 PM

MIB Middle Eastern Branch.

Jeff2161 on January 5, 2010 at 10:54 PM

“Spectacular” appeared nowhere in your description.
David2.0 on January 5, 2010 at 10:52 PM

You mean, like, other than the big, bold print in the headline?
I think if one uses a word in one’s headline it is acceptable to consult the thesaurus to flesh out the body of one’s post.

Tom_OC on January 5, 2010 at 11:05 PM

Larry David squirting on a portrait of Jesus next to a toilet?

David2.0 on January 5, 2010 at 10:52 PM

.
You could so get an NEA grant for your project! Good luck!

ronsfi on January 5, 2010 at 11:05 PM

One article I read says there are 3000 stairs to take from bottom to top. Long, long hike….

MrScribbler on January 5, 2010 at 10:18 PM

Dear God. Could you imagine 3000 stairs?

This thing is just begging for a Towering Inferno Disaster Film Remake.

Poseidon Adventure: Check
Towering Inferno: ?
Airport: Check
Earthquake: Check

Are there anymore Ernest Borgnine, Shelley Winters,Paul Newman, Steve McQueen types to cast in the new Towering Inferno? They could blame Halliburton & Bush/Cheney for the building fire sprinkler system!

portlandon on January 5, 2010 at 11:06 PM

wildcat84 on January 5, 2010 at 10:48 PM

I got popcorn waiting if this building falls.

Holger on January 5, 2010 at 11:07 PM

What percentage of the ft^2 is leased?

daesleeper on January 5, 2010 at 11:09 PM

What if the sands of time shift it…and it falls over –or an out of control Terrorist/Plane/Man Made Disaster runs into it ..

wheels on January 5, 2010 at 11:11 PM

I don’t know about you folks, but those exploding fireworks kinda creeped me out.

The Ugly American on January 5, 2010 at 11:15 PM

Two words: Disaster movie.

Mojave Mark on January 5, 2010 at 11:22 PM

Dubai Opens World’s Tallest Building; U.S. Raises Debt Ceiling to $12.4 Trillion http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/01/dubai-opens-worlds-tallest-building-us.html

Mervis Winter on January 5, 2010 at 11:24 PM

Well I think it’s marvelous. Wish I could go there to see it.

I’ve been to Dubai when I was in the Navy. I was pleasantly surprised when I was there, but I was young. I just went to the mall and hockey rink, and some golf course.

The people who built this could have just sat on the money. Building this creates a lot of jobs. I hope it’s successful. Helps to keep that country stable.

connertown on January 5, 2010 at 11:25 PM

Did they consider a terrorist attack?

antisocial on January 5, 2010 at 11:27 PM

I don’t know about you folks, but those exploding fireworks kinda creeped me out.

The Ugly American on January 5, 2010 at 11:15 PM

Every explosion a bit reminiscent of 9/11.

Durham68 on January 5, 2010 at 11:29 PM

I got popcorn waiting if this building falls.

Holger on January 5, 2010 at 11:07 PM

Want a substantial structure? Build it like the Empire State Building… It used columns for support, and while it doesn’t have the open spaces most skyscrapers of it’s height and larger have, it’s far, FAR stronger… It’d take a nuke to destroy it. Had the World Trade Center been of a similar design it would still stand.

wildcat84 on January 5, 2010 at 11:29 PM

Tom_OC on January 5, 2010 at 11:05 PM

You must be an illiterate guy. Smart guys don’t read headlines. In fact they don’t read much at all.

antisocial on January 5, 2010 at 11:30 PM

The fireworks display must have cost more than most buildings. Think about stringing multiple half-mile lines of fireworks vertically along each ridge.

michaelo on January 5, 2010 at 11:37 PM

$1.5 billion? Big deal. Denver International was completed 16 months behind schedule and the final cost was $5.2 billion. That was in 1995. It’s initial construction cost estimate was something like $1.4 billion.

boomer on January 5, 2010 at 11:44 PM

My thoughts:

a.) What was it like inside the building during those fireworks?

b.) If Spidey was based in Dubai, he could see every crime in the city happening from atop that thing. No criminal would be safe!

c.) Could Kong climb it?

Goldenavatar on January 5, 2010 at 11:45 PM

$1.5 billion? Big deal. Denver International was completed 16 months behind schedule and the final cost was $5.2 billion. That was in 1995. It’s initial construction cost estimate was something like $1.4 billion.

boomer on January 5, 2010 at 11:44 PM

It’s because of all those gas chambers and military tunnels and whatnot underneath…sheesh, everyone knows that. That and that freaky art.

Goldenavatar on January 5, 2010 at 11:46 PM

What if the sands of time shift it…and it falls over –or an out of control Terrorist/Plane/Man Made Disaster runs into it ..

wheels on January 5, 2010 at 11:11 PM

OMG, what if it just… leans! Well, I guess then it wouldn’t be the tallest building anymore. But Piza might get jealous. I think I would rather walk under ladders than that building if it was leaning.

jusgottabeme on January 5, 2010 at 11:50 PM

I don’t know about you folks, but those exploding fireworks kinda creeped me out.

The Ugly American on January 5, 2010 at 11:15 PM

It was cool right up until it looked like fire belching out of the windows.

boomer on January 5, 2010 at 11:50 PM

It’s because of all those gas chambers and military tunnels and whatnot underneath…sheesh, everyone knows that. That and that freaky art.

Goldenavatar on January 5, 2010 at 11:46 PM

Don’t forget about the crooked contractors. Oh, and the runway that had to be replaced because you could dig through it with a backhoe.

boomer on January 5, 2010 at 11:51 PM

New Yorkers would not put up with this nonsense.

All they care about is a good, full-service supermarket with lots of expensive foo-foo food.

jay12 on January 6, 2010 at 12:10 AM

Impressive spectacle but I know enough about short cuts in construction in this country to not take a risk going up very high in that buidling.

aikidoka on January 6, 2010 at 12:36 AM

but variables and unknown unknowns remain

Is that like rape rape? If it was known it would not be unknown.

Johan Klaus on January 6, 2010 at 12:39 AM

And I thought the Muslims hated the US for our decadent, materialistic, sinful culture……………

I wonder if there is a Koran in the drawers of all the hotel rooms.

Oh the irony….. both in the hypocrisy AND the fact that there is still a HOLE in the ground where the former tallest buildings used to be……..

I see the UAE mocking us in an incredibly sadistic way.
I guess this would be a lot ‘cooler’ if 9/11 didn’t happen. But it did… so I don’t think this is cool AT ALL.

And finally, WHY IS THERE STILL A HOLE IN THE GROUND WHERE THE TWIN TOWERS USED TO BE AFTER EIGHT YEARS?!?

/rant

Joy on January 6, 2010 at 12:51 AM

For some reason the vision that comes to mind is the Tower of Babel.

Octavia on January 6, 2010 at 12:52 AM

For some reason the vision that comes to mind is the Tower of Babel.

Octavia on January 6, 2010 at 12:52 AM

The narcissism of mankind.

2Brave2Bscared on January 6, 2010 at 1:37 AM

I live 3 blocks from the Burj Dubai Tower…it’s quite the sight to say the least. Seeing the fireworks in person was pretty cool.

I did think that the spotlights that shot straight up in the air (much like WTC on each 9/11 anniversary) was in pretty poor taste.

$4/gallon gas can pay for a lot of things.

JetBlast on January 6, 2010 at 2:19 AM

Worlds’ largest fireworks launcher debuts. May also be a building in there somewhere.

Kudos to the people who built that, I may give it a few years before delivering kudos to the designers.

Unfortunately it will be a symbol of coincidental dominion if it stands and a martyr if it falls, so, impressive, no good will come of it.

Merovign on January 6, 2010 at 3:02 AM

I agree that it reminds me of the tower of Babel,but for just a moment,can’t we just appreciate it as a marvel of human ingenuity?Whoever built it,whether it stands a day or a hundred years it is a marvel of engineering.It is what it is,no matter who built it,or how long it stands.it is after all, just a building, the tallest ever erected.

DDT on January 6, 2010 at 3:38 AM

I just find it sad. So much energy and ingenuity concentrated into a self-indulgent phallic representation of human pride. The engineering equivalent of masturbation.

Some Arab dude is WAY over-compensating.

SouthernGent on January 5, 2010 at 10:07 PM

Indeed. An advertisement for the ideological impotence of owner and the country. I wonder how many small girls and women will be raped in that building to satisfy some pathetic male’s need to feel powerful and important.

Ugh. This building really gives me the creeps.

I agree that it reminds me of the tower of Babel,but for just a moment,can’t we just appreciate it as a marvel of human ingenuity?
DDT on January 6, 2010 at 3:38 AM

Hmm, OK. Detached from all moral, social and ideological frameworks, the engineering is very clever.

YiZhangZhe on January 6, 2010 at 6:30 AM

Has it occurred to anybody yet that the world now has another target for Muslim extremists in airplanes?

{o.o}

herself on January 6, 2010 at 7:45 AM

Did they consider a terrorist attack?

antisocial on January 5, 2010 at 11:27 PM

What??? You think they are going to blow up their own monument to Mohammad?

doriangrey on January 6, 2010 at 7:49 AM

I believe that such projects are a huge waste of resources. There is no practical purpose for such huge buildings.

highhopes on January 6, 2010 at 7:51 AM

What??? You think they are going to blow up their own monument to Mohammad?

doriangrey on January 6, 2010 at 7:49 AM

There ya go! Terrorist-proof the building by putting a mosque in the top floor!

highhopes on January 6, 2010 at 7:53 AM

I wonder what Howard Roark would think of it.

Disturb the Universe on January 6, 2010 at 8:21 AM

Irony: Muslims build world largest Christmas tree.

Seriously, though — is that what it’s going to look like when it comes down, too?

txhsdad on January 6, 2010 at 8:44 AM

Don’t worry, the Arabs will know who blame if anything goes wrong.

Lance Murdock on January 5, 2010 at 10:00 PM

They would will blame Jews, not SOM.

Western_Civ on January 6, 2010 at 9:55 AM

I wonder if we’ll ever be able to look at a really tall building again and not think of the WTCs? I liked the fireworks, but like some others said, when it looked like the building had flames coming out the window, eh, not so much.

di butler on January 6, 2010 at 10:19 AM

There was a lot of explosives packed onto that building. . .

Troy Rasmussen on January 6, 2010 at 10:43 AM

Dubai is running out of oil. How long after they run out will Dubai look like Yemen.

Oil Can on January 6, 2010 at 10:49 AM

I would hate to be the window cleaner.

DanStark on January 6, 2010 at 10:52 AM

Repost from yesterday’s headlines:

There are other daunting technological and practical problems with such a building. Aerospace engineers will imagine the most horrible thing that could possibly happen to a wing and then design it to withstand several times as much force. But aerospace engineers are working in an older technological tradition than designers of supertall buildings: certainly, the tapering profile of Burj Khalifa helps diminish the effect of the wind, but variables and unknown unknowns remain. We have only small knowledge of how such an extreme structure responds to wind-induced dynamic torque.

Guy’s a jackass, but it sure sounds good. Aerospace engineers probably have ten times the variables that structural engineers do–especially at supersonic speeds, where the dynamic properties of air change depending upon altitude, speed and temperature.

Structural engineers have had wind tunnels for quite a while, bub. And we design for a pretty stout factor of safety, at least in the US, and I’m sure SOM didn’t take any major liberties there.

Oh, and thanks for throwing in that phrase “dynamic torque” which you pulled deftly from your posterior. You may have been refering to torsional loading effects due to wind shedding, etc, which are dynamic, but they’re understood pretty well. And being the tallest object in the area makes the modeling simpler, if anything.

At the World Trade Center (whose rather different lightweight design might have contributed to the vastness of the calamity)

What Bullshit. If anything, the design of the towers contributed greatly to the length of time for which they stood. The average structure, including tall buildings, cannot without difficulty withstand the removal of a single column without experiencing what we call ‘progressive collapse’. But the WTC had a robust exterior system which permitted vast amounts of load redistribution, including the fact that the unbraced length of the axial elements was almost certainly increased greatly, and the damn thing was on fire to boot.

There are three seismic fault zones in the UAE area, although Dubai itself is thought to be at low risk because of its particular soil structure. Yet if I were enjoying the view from, say, the 140th floor…

Understandable but ignorant. Taller, thinner structures generally have longer periods of excitation and therefore experience less excitation from dynamic ground motion. The seismicity of a given region (soil type, depth and type of seismic event) will determine what sorts of frequency the building sees, but however counterintuitive it may be, you’re probably better off in a modern supertall building during a seismic event.

Khan’s amazing insight – he was name-checked by Obama in his Cairo University speech last year – changed both the economics and the morphology of supertall buildings. And it made Burj Khalifa possible: proportionately, Burj employs perhaps half the steel that conservatively supports the Empire State Building.

I doubt very much that the burj uses half the steel in the Empire State. It may be half the weight on a per square foot basis. But the Burj is almost certainly using steel with a yeild of 2 or 3 times that in the empire state, at least in the lower portions, and was designed using computer modeling which allows refinement not available prior to the Empire’s designers.

But it sure sounds good when he says it.

TexasDan on January 5, 2010 at 4:26 PM

TexasDan on January 6, 2010 at 11:11 AM

The author of that article needs to consult a structural engineer before he writes a piece claiming the building is unstable.

ashofpompeii on January 5, 2010 at 10:23 PM

This.

TexasDan on January 6, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Neato. You couldn’t pay me enough to live there, but I’d love to visit.

Tanya on January 6, 2010 at 11:35 AM

For some reason the vision that comes to mind is the Tower of Babel.

Octavia on January 6, 2010 at 12:52 AM

+100

I think tall structures can be very impressive when functional, but this one seems to be giving the middle finger to our Creator.

And why would they use a fireworks display that makes it look like the building is imploding?

cackcon on January 6, 2010 at 12:26 PM

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It looks like a real engineering feat. I hope the designers really got it right. And that the anchoring (bedrock?) and fatigue / sway / leveling is really correct.
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And that the Jihadis don’t get mad at the ruler.
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John Bibb
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rocketman on January 6, 2010 at 1:06 PM

What happens when Al Gore visits and there’s a freak snow storm?

- The Cat

MirCat on January 6, 2010 at 1:09 PM

It’s a Titanic accomplishment.

Even Allah couldn’t toppple it.

profitsbeard on January 5, 2010 at 10:43 PM

Did you have to say Titanic? Well Allah said not to mention the F-Word so I get you couldn’t call it Hindenburgian.

- The Cat

MirCat on January 6, 2010 at 1:21 PM

The ground launched fireworks could only make it to mid level. Egads, what a monster.

If I can be honest for a moment, I suspected a Death Star explosion at the end of the ceremony, akin to the ‘re-imaged’ finale of Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope.

Great Shot Kid….

juanito on January 6, 2010 at 2:00 PM

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