Max Baucus: I was totally sober

posted at 9:14 pm on December 29, 2009 by Allahpundit

Whatever. I liked the idea that he might be toasted: It was just before Christmas break, his side had finally achieved its decades-long dream of destroying American health care, and he had to get up and crap out the same old “party of no” talking points we’ve been listening to for six months. Why shouldn’t the man knock back a few? He earned it, damn it.

A spokesman for Baucus released the following statement: “When his friend of 30 years Ted Kennedy, with whom he had fought so hard to provide health care to children, was being used as a cheap foil to oppose health care reform, Senator Baucus gave a passionate defense. Unfortunately, those who want to kill any meaningful reform, turned it into an unfounded, untrue personal smear internet rumor. This is beyond the pale and this type of gutter politics has no place in the public sphere. It is this type of slander that makes Montanans, and Americans, disgusted with the politics as usual in Washington. And what is even more sad is that such a personal attack would be given any validity at all, let alone being elevated to the status of ‘news’.”

Mellow out, really. After a month filled with stories about this tool giving his girlfriend pay raises and trying to have her named a U.S. Attorney, getting liquored up on the floor would be the least of his sins. Exit question: Is MSNBC siding with conservatives on this one? Watch the clip from his speech that they chose to illustrate this story and tell me they aren’t.

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Yikes – if that was Max while sober, imagine what a hoot he would be with a snoot full!

Intrepid on December 29, 2009 at 9:16 PM

I’m not certain that the assertion of sobriety is to his credit.

Fallen Sparrow on December 29, 2009 at 9:17 PM

If Baucus wasn’t drunk then he was stoned, and if not stoned then bata$$ crazy.

Bishop on December 29, 2009 at 9:17 PM

Helen Keller even told me you were drunk, Max, and she’s deaf and blind.

Knucklehead on December 29, 2009 at 9:17 PM

The spokeshole doesn’t actually deny that Max was blitzed…”sober” — at least as it’s understood in terms of Baucus pals like the late, not-at-all-great Ted Kennedy — just means he was able to stand up unaided a walker or another congress-buddy and a waitress.

MrScribbler on December 29, 2009 at 9:19 PM

DWI. dumb while intoxicated.

moonbatkiller on December 29, 2009 at 9:19 PM

Drunk on Power …????

wheels on December 29, 2009 at 9:20 PM

I’m willing to take his word for it. He is just nuts.

MikeA on December 29, 2009 at 9:20 PM

I only hope and pray that the jerk was drunk.If not we in heap big doo doo.

thmcbb on December 29, 2009 at 9:20 PM

Sober? If you say so. Stupid? Beyond any reasonable doubt!

ya2daup on December 29, 2009 at 9:20 PM

“I did not have sex with that woman…”
“These are temporary taxes…”
“The proposal is revenue-neutral…”
“I will not sign a bill that adds one dime to the deficit…”

They lie.

massrighty on December 29, 2009 at 9:20 PM

Those right-wing rethuglicans at Think Progress should be ashamed of themselves for spreading this nasty internet rumor.
Is there nothing no low that Think Progress won’t stoop to, to spread their conservative hate?

billy on December 29, 2009 at 9:20 PM

I prefer to think he was honoring Ted Kennedy’s memory in a very significant way.

Drained Brain on December 29, 2009 at 9:21 PM

Helen Keller even told me you were drunk, Max, and she’s deaf and blind.

Knucklehead on December 29, 2009 at 9:17 PM

And dead!

massrighty on December 29, 2009 at 9:21 PM

If I was Max, I would claim drunk…this will do him no good if he was sober.

d1carter on December 29, 2009 at 9:21 PM

I watched this thing the other day….

‘You Lie!!!’

BigWyo on December 29, 2009 at 9:22 PM

He was drunk, incoherent and unfocused, in other words, a liberal. He can have as many spokespeople as he wants defending him, it still remains a FACT… he was toasted. But Mencken still remains right. How else do these slime achieve office?

MNDavenotPC on December 29, 2009 at 9:23 PM

I know drunk and this guy was drunk.

thomasaur on December 29, 2009 at 9:23 PM

… and if he wasn’t drunk he had a stroke and should seek medical attention immediately.

thomasaur on December 29, 2009 at 9:24 PM

Spending like a drunk sailor senator..

the_nile on December 29, 2009 at 9:24 PM

He’s either got a snoot full or he just had a stroke right before our eyes.

BigWyo on December 29, 2009 at 9:25 PM

Honest, ossifer, I only had toooo drinks. And I weren’t the driver – I wasss in the back seat singing.

platypus on December 29, 2009 at 9:25 PM

“Totally sober”…

And I’m totally straight.

JetBoy on December 29, 2009 at 9:26 PM

That is still the best Ted Kennedy impression I have ever seen…

Seven Percent Solution on December 29, 2009 at 9:27 PM

Well, if he wasn’t snockered, then he’s brain dead; actually, I’ll bet it’s both.

rmgraha on December 29, 2009 at 9:29 PM

I’m not certain that the assertion of sobriety is to his credit.

Fallen Sparrow on December 29, 2009 at 9:17 PM

Indeed. He looks bad either way. Looks good on him.

ProfessorMiao on December 29, 2009 at 9:29 PM

Uh, the statement doesn’t quite deny that he was drunk, now does it. Non-denial denial?

BJ* on December 29, 2009 at 9:30 PM

Epic Win

“Totally sober”…

And I’m totally straight.

JetBoy on December 29, 2009 at 9:26 PM

Burn!

El_Terrible on December 29, 2009 at 9:30 PM

He is so totally wasted!!!

sweet92169 on December 29, 2009 at 9:30 PM

I’m no bartender, but I’ve been on this planet long enough to give a decent guess on how drunk somebody is…and Maxie boy, you were smashed!

Maybe he was channeling Ted Kennedy? If he was, let’s hope another young lady doesn’t get killed.

Dark-Star on December 29, 2009 at 9:31 PM

Teddy was sober too…..the morning after he went into the drinky drink with Mary Jo…

We’re all Mary Jo Kopechne now.

ted c on December 29, 2009 at 9:31 PM

If it wasn’t booze…and his prescriptions didn’t get mixed up, then the Senator needs to go to the doctor ASAP. He might have had a stroke.

That or he’s a big fat liar and had a couple before getting up to do his little speech.

Asher on December 29, 2009 at 9:32 PM

“I was totally sober!”

“The system worked.”

–great quotes of Dem leadership, 2009.

ted c on December 29, 2009 at 9:32 PM

I was mostly sober when I wasn’t taking my female ladyfriend/staffer on Congressional junkets paid for by US taxpayers. Then I was totally blitzed because the booze was “on the house”.

Once again, do any of these people not realize they are being videotaped?

bbh on December 29, 2009 at 9:32 PM

Can’t blame him. I’m considering staying drunk the next 3 years.

solidaction on December 29, 2009 at 9:33 PM

Hey Max- next time youre being called a drunk, dont bring up Ted Kennedy in the first sentence.

Chuck Schick on December 29, 2009 at 9:33 PM

If he wasn’t drunk, then I would seriously question his ability to perform as a Senator, and legistlate. So which is it? Because it’s not normal!

capejasmine on December 29, 2009 at 9:33 PM

I give his speech a Solid B+

El_Terrible on December 29, 2009 at 9:35 PM

More lies from the other side of the aisle. He’s blotto!

BetseyRoss on December 29, 2009 at 9:35 PM

“I….I….I’m telling you, othiffer….I….only had, like two beers. At a time.”

amerpundit on December 29, 2009 at 9:37 PM

He was sober? Baucus?

Yeah, sure.

And Ted Kennedy never drove a 1967 Oldsmobile 88.

coldwarrior on December 29, 2009 at 9:37 PM

okay, so theres a few points in his speech where it sounded to me as if he were addressing the president even though the president wasn’t there.

jollycynic on December 29, 2009 at 9:37 PM

I was wondering about where he was pointing in the video. He’s pointing with his right hand, presumaby to the *left* side of the aisle while chastising the *right*….

ted c on December 29, 2009 at 9:37 PM

Everyone who believes this should send $1 to my PayPal account.

No, wait…

AubieJon on December 29, 2009 at 9:38 PM

I’m no bartender, but I’ve been on this planet long enough to give a decent guess on how drunk somebody is…and Maxie boy, you were smashed!…..
Dark-Star on December 29, 2009 at 9:31 PM

If a 22 year old bartender served this man a drink and he then ran someone over, the Bar Owner would be sued by one of John Edwards’ contributors. Irony

Red State State of Mind on December 29, 2009 at 9:38 PM

duh, his back is to the senate. my bad.

ted c on December 29, 2009 at 9:38 PM

He’s doing his best Foster Brooks?

jdkchem on December 29, 2009 at 9:39 PM

Slutty, lushy, shady, and stupid. A fitting Teddy memorial.

anXdem on December 29, 2009 at 9:39 PM

Maybe they should have had him stand on one foot and recite the Alphabet at the same time, just to make sure.

pilamaye on December 29, 2009 at 9:41 PM

jollycynic on December 29, 2009 at 9:37 PM

The “President” in this instance is the President of the Senate…or whomever is sitting in the big chair during these open soliloquy sessions.

coldwarrior on December 29, 2009 at 9:42 PM

Ssrrssly.

chris999 on December 29, 2009 at 9:42 PM

To paraphrase the Irish:

A Senator is never drunk so long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall of the face of the earth.

BigAlSouth on December 29, 2009 at 9:42 PM

I was sober at my bachelor party…oh…er…or was it someone else’s bachelor party? Hell, I can’t remember but I was doing fine getting home til someone stepped on my watch.

sdd on December 29, 2009 at 9:43 PM

Even Katherine Chancellor would blush at this.

SouthernGent on December 29, 2009 at 9:44 PM

I was more sober than this at my wedding and was still considered *drunk*–at least by my wife’s standards…

ted c on December 29, 2009 at 9:45 PM

Max, Maybe time for a little intervention…?

WhoU4 on December 29, 2009 at 9:47 PM

Jim Morrison: “I was totally sober too.”

tommylotto on December 29, 2009 at 9:47 PM

jollycynic on December 29, 2009 at 9:37 PM

He was addressing the president of the senate or the president pro tem, more than likely.

Tennman on December 29, 2009 at 9:47 PM

Just think about it…

These human beings, are pampered from dawn to dusk, every whim is catered to, lobbyist cash flowing like Niagara Falls, government cars and planes with drivers and pilots on call 24/7, they don’t even have to write any legislation anymore, nor even read what they are voting on, they have ‘staff’ to wipe their as%es, and spend most of their time at brunches, lunches, state diners, and don’t forget the political ’round tables’ on the ‘state run media’.

Most have not carried a wallet in a decade, but are first to exempt themselves from the very laws they pass, while looking forward to a very comfortable pension for themselves and their families, while we are on the hook for Trillions of hidden spending, graft, and political corruption.

And you really think that drinking on the job is below their standards…?

Seven Percent Solution on December 29, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Mamma always told me “drunk is as drunk does”.

milwife88 on December 29, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Our degenerate elected federal officials. I am so proud.

TheBigOldDog on December 29, 2009 at 9:48 PM

baucus IS the god of debauchery, right?

DrW on December 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM

Save that video and show it just before the elections coming up.

mixplix on December 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM

Red State State of Mind on December 29, 2009 at 9:38 PM

What’s funny is that I just learned about dramshop laws in one of my culinary classes.

Dark-Star on December 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM

I would fire that spokesperson if I were Baucus. Ted Kennedy is not the name you want to bring up, here.

chris999 on December 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM

All the money I’ve spent on booze and this guy is like this for Nothing??

Wander on December 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM

Speaking as someone of Irish descent, even my lushiest relatives demonstrate more composure than Max.

anXdem on December 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM

Produce the note he was handed toward the end…it probably says “STFU you moron, this is on tape”.

califdreamnred on December 29, 2009 at 9:53 PM

30 years as a street cop tells me that Baucus’s spokeshole is as full of bull crap as Baucus was of booze.

GarandFan on December 29, 2009 at 9:54 PM

Montananana recall yer Sheneshter he’s fallin down and can’t drink his reassch,
er, ah, I mean he canst reassch hish drink!

I’m a former bartender and a former drunk and if this lyin, scumbag, jerk isn’t drunk, hell ain’t hot!

I just hope these lyin vermin don’t waste around too long in purgatory before they dip their toes in the flames!

dhunter on December 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM

AP, agreed, snootsful ain’t a sin. But snootsful on the senate floor is just plain wrong.

PaCadle on December 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM

He looks wasted or at least tipsy in almost every interview I have seen of him that was conducted after lunch so this isn’t surprising at all.

Some of those in the atrium/hall outside his office make me wonder if the smell is gin, scotch, or bourbon!

LifeTrek on December 29, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Max Baucus: I was totally sober sotally tober.

Fixed!

Logboy on December 29, 2009 at 9:59 PM

AP, agreed, snootsful ain’t a sin. But snootsful on the senate floor is just plain wrong.

PaCadle on December 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM

“Drink all you want – never at work.”

- massrighty’s Dad.

massrighty on December 29, 2009 at 9:59 PM

People of Montana … you deserve better than this idiot.

See to it that he will not return to the Senate for another term.

What a loser!

ORrighty on December 29, 2009 at 10:01 PM

Max Baucus: I was totally slobbered, sober

MB4 on December 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM

iwash totally shober

Fixed it for him

American Elephant on December 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM

I didn’t have anything to drink, unless someone spiked the punch and didn’t tell me.
/Max

Brat4life on December 29, 2009 at 10:05 PM

Max Baucus: I only had one bottle of Everclear which is not nearly enough to make me drunk. Impassioned – yes, but not drunk! Actually you at Hotair are all drunk! I know that ’cause I’m seeing two of each of you.

MB4 on December 29, 2009 at 10:06 PM

Sorry, don’t believe him.

Repetition in speech is one of the oldest hallmarks of drunkenness. I can guarantee you if he were talking like this after having been pulled over, the sobriety test would have been administered.

jjrakman on December 29, 2009 at 10:06 PM

He can’t even say the word Senator without slurring it.

Yeah – he’s TOTALLY sober – riiiight

gophergirl on December 29, 2009 at 10:07 PM

In a slightly later statement Baucus has this to say:

I love you guys… I love you guys so much. Nobody gets me like you guys, you guys are like my brothers, all of you. Did I tell you how much I love you?

gekkobear on December 29, 2009 at 10:09 PM

You were $h**faced Max. I know just by your breath blowing in my face and I’m in Calif.

dragondrop on December 29, 2009 at 10:10 PM

Whiskey is carried into senate committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.
- Mark Twain

MB4 on December 29, 2009 at 10:12 PM

He was drunk.

The giveaway was when he called Barbara Boxer “Sugar Tits” as Schumer was dragging him out.
__________

RJGatorEsq. on December 29, 2009 at 10:12 PM

Whiskey is carried into senate committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.
- Mark Twain

MB4 on December 29, 2009 at 10:12 PM

Leave it to the inestimable Mr. Clemmons.

massrighty on December 29, 2009 at 10:14 PM

As WC Fields once said, “I never drink water because fish f*ck in it”..I see Max follows the same rule….

lovingmyUSA on December 29, 2009 at 10:14 PM

We’ll sixty your forty and blame it on you,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho,
The CSPAN feed is an internet smear,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, the senate life for me!

Chris_Balsz on December 29, 2009 at 10:16 PM

Let’s just say that if he’s NOT drunk, I’d hate like Hell to see him when he was!

28 years carrying a badge; I’ve seen a “few” drunks in my time. The man was under the alcoflince of incahol or drugs, or both.

GoldenEagle4444 on December 29, 2009 at 10:19 PM

Hey, at least what these degenerates are doing now makes more sense.

TheBigOldDog on December 29, 2009 at 10:20 PM

Just think about it………….

……….And you really think that drinking on the job is below their standards…?

Seven Percent Solution on December 29, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Money Post of the Night

Red State State of Mind on December 29, 2009 at 10:22 PM

His love of drink and inability to handle it is renown on the Hill. But, like a school girl, it only takes about three pops to bring him into slurs.

What’s so sad about this loser and his spiritual icon, Ted Kennedy, is that both were born with silver spoons… and did so little with it.

And in Maxie’s case, he chose a girfriend — on our dime — that rivals only Prince Charles’ whore in terms of coyote ugly.

TXUS on December 29, 2009 at 10:22 PM

Tell ya what; try being that drunk at *your* workplace and see what happens.

Midas on December 29, 2009 at 10:23 PM

Well, I’ll have to post this one more time. I think he’s got a problem, but that’s just my opinion.

BKeyser on December 29, 2009 at 10:27 PM

slightly OT: GOV Jim Gibbons (R-NV) is ripping Harry Reid over the healthcare bill on Greta’s show saying and I quote:

Reid is stabbing Nevada in the back with this bill

This GOV *slammed* Reid in this interview.

ted c on December 29, 2009 at 10:30 PM

Not drunk?

One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Sittin’ downtown in a SENATE station, one toke over the line
Waitin’ for the train that goes home, sweet TEDDY
Hoping that the train is on time
Sittin’ downtown in a SENATE station, one toke over the line…

Claypigeon on December 29, 2009 at 10:33 PM

If he was not drunk he has a neurological issue, possibly a stroke not far away.

FireBlogger on December 29, 2009 at 10:36 PM

SENATOR BAUCUS:

“I GIVE THIS BOTTLE OF VODKA AN SOLID B+!”

reliapundit on December 29, 2009 at 10:37 PM

Why, could not the Republicans reach across the aisle with a martini ?

Jeff2161 on December 29, 2009 at 10:37 PM

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