Video: Obama on the Flight 253 bomb plot

posted at 4:20 pm on December 28, 2009 by Allahpundit

Quoth Doctor Zero, “Has there ever been a moment of crisis in which both America’s citizens and enemies were less interested in what the President had to say?” My thoughts exactly. What could he say? He ordered a review of security procedures, he promised to get the bad guys, he wished everyone a happy new year. All the interesting stuff is going on behind the scenes and can’t be spoken of publicly for obvious security reasons: British cops claim 25 bombers are training in Yemen right now for similar attacks; the feds have a hot lead on Abdulmutallab’s network thanks to SIM cards found in his home; and, according to one passenger on the flight, there was a mysterious second man onboard who videotaped the entire thing. All fascinating and important, and all very much off limits for the official perfunctory presidential Statement of Concern. If people want to dump on him for taking vay-cay while this is going on as pure payback for the left pissing its pants about Bush’s golf game, fair enough; one good turn of political point-scoring deserves another. (I’ll start you off: Should a guy who just came from the beach be promising that we “will not rest” until the perpetrators are dealt with?) But on the merits, who cares?

AQ in Yemen issued a statement within the last hour claiming that it ordered the attack in response to U.S. airstrikes on their bases. To which the White House, in an unusually canny moment, replied thusly:

Or in their words, “The oneness of our belief and brotherhood in Islam is what protected our young Nigerian man, the mujahid brother Omar Al Farouq to directly respond to his oppressive American enemy’s attack on the Arab Peninsula.”

A senior administration official rejects this entirely, pointing out that Omar Abdulmutallab was in the field long before that airstrike.

“He had been deployed before December 17,” the official said. “They’d like to make this seem like retaliation, but the reason they tried to blow up the plane is because they have a hateful, murderous agenda. And that’s why we’re on the forward lean against them.”

Funny how clearly they see the way jihadis use pretexts to justify terrorism in this case but not in, say, this one.

As your companion reading for the clip, do take five minutes to read through the Times’s primer today on the growing importance of Yemen as a base for AQ. They have a weak central government, powerful internal insurrectionist movements capable of destabilizing the country, and lawless tribal areas where it’s safe for jihadis to hide out and plot. Sound familiar?

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Good thing he didn’t wear a tie; otherwise, I’d never known he is on vacation.

SouthernGent on December 28, 2009 at 4:22 PM

His attempt at a moustache gave him all the gravitas of a French Cabaret singer.

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:24 PM

Frankly I am surprised he took time out from his golf body surfing getaway.

FireBlogger on December 28, 2009 at 4:24 PM

(I’ll start you off: Should a guy who just came from the beach be promising that we “will not rest” until the perpetrators are dealt with?)

That’s easy for him to say now that he’s all rested up.

Speaking of finallies, he was pretty good with regards to Iran today.

BadgerHawk on December 28, 2009 at 4:24 PM

Sound familiar?

Sounds like a party.

The Calibur on December 28, 2009 at 4:24 PM

At least the terrorists know to try to bomb a flight coming to the US so, if the plot fails, they will be tried as a citizen\legal resident of the this country, NOT the terrorist\illegal enemy combatant they are.

WashJeff on December 28, 2009 at 4:25 PM

Unlike the dumped information about the Fannie/Freddie repeat debacle which was released Christmas night to hide it, this propaganda had to wait till everyone was back to normal and following media/news.

marklmail on December 28, 2009 at 4:25 PM

Good thing he didn’t wear a tie; otherwise, I’d never known he is on vacation.

SouthernGent on December 28, 2009 at 4:22 PM

A little flower in his hair, or a lei? That would have been a nice touch. Maybe a loud Hawaiian shirt with a camera around his neck. Heck, toss a MaiTai in his other hand and you have photoshop gold.

DrAllecon on December 28, 2009 at 4:26 PM

They have a weak central government, powerful internal insurrectionist movements capable of destabilizing the country, and lawless tribal areas where it’s safe for jihadis to hide out and plot. Sound familiar?

Egad, not Michigan!

Ronnie on December 28, 2009 at 4:26 PM

God save us

thmcbb on December 28, 2009 at 4:27 PM

One: Fire the bitch.

Two: Profile Muslims

Three: Trust us to do our own bidding, we can do what all the money you steal from us DID NOT.

kregg on December 28, 2009 at 4:27 PM

Good night, sweet Prince!

d1carter on December 28, 2009 at 4:27 PM

He looks pissed that his vacation was interrupted to me.
And no, I could care less what he has to say.

ORconservative on December 28, 2009 at 4:27 PM

Good thing he never looked anyone in their eyes. That would be…. get ready for it…

UNPRECEDENTED.

/The dude just won’t look at us.

Key West Reader on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

Even without the tie he still has to look right then left then left then right then left then right…

Whoever said Janet Incompetano (Mark Steynism) threw herself under the bus had it right if they had to dust off the twin teleprompters and bring his soaring rhetorical skills into play and away from beach volleyball.

Drained Brain on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

Thanks for the update there Mr. President.

fourdeucer on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

One: Fire the broad.

Two: Profile Muslims

Three: Trust us to do our own bidding, we can do what all the money you steal from us DID NOT.

kregg on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

12/25 was an inside job!!!!

(someone had to say it)

;-)

sonofdy on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

Ronnie on December 28, 2009 at 4:26 PM

Hilarious, but good point.

ORconservative on December 28, 2009 at 4:29 PM

They have a weak central government, powerful internal insurrectionist movements capable of destabilizing the country, and lawless tribal areas where it’s safe for jihadis to hide out and plot. Sound familiar?

Downtown Detriot???

sonofdy on December 28, 2009 at 4:29 PM

12/25 was an inside job!!!!

(someone had to say it)

;-)

sonofdy on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

12 + 25 = 37

37 months is how much longer we have to endure Zero. Hmmmmmmm

SouthernGent on December 28, 2009 at 4:30 PM

Quoth Doctor Zero, “Has there ever been a moment of crisis in which both America’s citizens and enemies were less interested in what the President had to say?”

An insufferable ass is an insufferable ass, of course, of course,
And no one can talk sense to an insufferable ass of course
And especially, of course, if the insufferable ass is the famous Barack Obama.

Go right to the source and ask the insufferable ass.
He’ll give you the answer that deceivers will endorse.
He’s always on a dissemblers course.
Talk to Barack Obama.

Barack Obama just yakkity yaks a streak and wastes your time of day
Does any sane person even believe anymore a thing he has to say?

An insufferable ass is an insufferable ass, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk in circles til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking insufferable ass?

Well listen to this.

He is Barack Obama.

Cheshire Cat on December 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM

What aren’t the State-Run Media hounding him on vacation like they did Booosh? Ummmm…never mind.

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM

It is important the POTUS, whomever it is, speak about these kinds of things…but that importance is shattered when it took a couple of days and much criticism, from both right AND left sounding boards, for him to do it. Should have been done that evening.

Too little, too late, Obama.

Didn’t mean to bother ya.

JetBoy on December 28, 2009 at 4:32 PM

A mai-tai on the podium would have made this more convincing.

Chuck Schick on December 28, 2009 at 4:33 PM

It was remarkable to see the NYT characterize the attacks in Yemen as “opening a third front against Al Qaeda”.

Remarkable. Is the second Iraq ???

Did they leave ambiguity, so they can demur and say Pakistan?

Anil Petra on December 28, 2009 at 4:33 PM

The Iran bit after the irrelevant part was a damned nice surprise. It’s almost as if he’s been reading Krauthammer. Whether he’ll back those words up is anyone’s guess.

Pablo on December 28, 2009 at 4:33 PM

Egad, not Michigan!

Ronnie on December 28, 2009 at 4:26 PM

It’s California, so leave michigan ALONE!!

ya2daup on December 28, 2009 at 4:34 PM

One: Fire the broad.

Two: Profile Muslims

Three: Trust us to do our own bidding, we can do what all the money you steal from us DID NOT.

kregg on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

one: impeach the president
two: profile any candidate that is unwilling to give up his/her bc.
three: trust no one who regsiters to vote thru ACORN.

jbh45 on December 28, 2009 at 4:34 PM

What aren’t the State-Run Media hounding him on vacation like they did Booosh? Ummmm…never mind.

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM

Because he wasn’t busy reading “My Pet Goat.” We was busy having his next memoir, “My Pecs Float” ghostwritten.

stvnscott on December 28, 2009 at 4:35 PM

Nope. Can’t click. No interest in watching a turd with moving lips.

Bruce in NH on December 28, 2009 at 4:35 PM

We = He

stvnscott on December 28, 2009 at 4:35 PM

Even without the tie he still has to look right then left then left then right then left then right…

Drained Brain on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

President Pong

ya2daup on December 28, 2009 at 4:35 PM

Downtown Detriot???

sonofdy on December 28, 2009 at 4:29 PM

LOL

Drained Brain on December 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM

“Has there ever been a moment of crisis in which both America’s citizens and enemies were less interested in what the President had to say?”

The metamorhisis is almost complete. The world sees the Messiah becoming effete and irrelevant, even risible.

petefrt on December 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM

12/25 was an inside job!!!!

sonofdy on December 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM

Fire cannot burn underwear! Q.E.D.

ya2daup on December 28, 2009 at 4:37 PM

..and, according to one passenger on the flight, there was a mysterious second man onboard who videotaped the entire thing.

As I noted here, there are also 2 eyewitness reports of someone being taken in to custody, although F.B.I. denies that anyone was arrested. I wonder if the handcuffed person was the videographer.

Buy Danish on December 28, 2009 at 4:37 PM

BO: let me be perfectly clear, blahblahblah, i have sent a tersley worded letter, blahblahblah, bush-bush-bush, blahblahblah….

zoned out… Hey B+ presidente, go back to working on your D- golf swing.

jbh45 on December 28, 2009 at 4:39 PM

Also, he looks very tired.

Awww… it’s hard to go from community organizer, great speech reader and messiah to the lowly job of POTUS.

The job of POTUS is beneath him. His duties made him trudge all the way from the sand, into the castle, put on a shirt *no tie*, and have to read something that someone wrote. This is very unfair to POTUS and FLOTUS.

TOTUS remans in DC and will speak as soon as the Reader in Chief returns to Washington.

Key West Reader on December 28, 2009 at 4:39 PM

What could he say?

Well, how about something like this?

I am hereby resigning from the office of the Presidency. I will spend some of my remaining life trying to forgive myself for making America worse off when I could have made America better off with the same effort and I will spend the rest of my remaining life living in a hut with my half-brother in Kenya studying horticulture.

MB4 on December 28, 2009 at 4:39 PM

Didn’t he get a tie for Christmas that he could have worn?
Oh wait…..does he celebrate Christmas?

Hening on December 28, 2009 at 4:40 PM

Wow, I’ve never before felt more “safe and secure” than I feel right now with the knowledge that Barry tore himself away from his Hawaiian holiday to address this act of terrorism so swiftly. I’m also so impressed with Barry’s obvious resolve to look so presidential.

anXdem on December 28, 2009 at 4:40 PM

I wonder if the handcuffed person was the videographer.

I think the American lawyer said that the person handcuffed whose carry on got pinged by a bomb-sniffing dog was “Indian” (as in East Indian, I assume?) – I don’t know how he’d know that for sure, but that’s what the guy said on FNC.

capitalist piglet on December 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Airline incident happens on Christmas day which is Friday. Bury makes first statement on Mon.12/28 @10:02 local time in Hawaii. He wasn’t ignoring this incident, he just don’t work weekends.

thomasaur on December 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Has any part of HomeLand Security,investigated,couriers,
baggage handlers,and what not,sounds to me,like an inside
job,especially since Amsterdam has their own problems with
cartoons and Jihadys!!

canopfor on December 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM

How about doubling down on his commitment to fight against terror and saying something like…I have a message to terrorists everywhere; you can run, but you can’t hide…If you counted on America to be passive, you counted wrong.”

We need someone like Reagan. I can’t imagine him looking down, reading a lame script and looking like a dog with his tail between his legs. There is a neutered pup in the white house (er, I mean on vacation)

DStevens on December 28, 2009 at 4:42 PM

Take note in his opening remarks – he talked to Holder & Napolitano, but NOT the Secretary of State.

singlemalt_18 on December 28, 2009 at 4:42 PM

If this is what Barry and the Gang call “springing into action”, then their springer’s sprung.

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:42 PM

The previous administration focused on preventing attacks rather then bringing the scum to “justice” after an attack.What’s wrong with this picture?

Hera on December 28, 2009 at 4:43 PM

I built a 1/72 scale model of the airplane out of toothpicks and tissue paper, doused a pair of my tighty-whitys with gasoline and gunpowder, threw the undies on top of the plane and lit the entire thing on fire.

The resulting blaze proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only was the failed attack an inside job, but that the Mossad AND Rumsfeldt were behind it.

Bishop on December 28, 2009 at 4:43 PM

Oh wait…..does he celebrate Christmas?

Hening on December 28, 2009 at 4:40 PM

He’s taking advantage of it to avoid working for 2 weeks.

thomasaur on December 28, 2009 at 4:43 PM

Well listen to this.

He is Barack Obama.

Cheshire Cat on December 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM

Nice~

I miss Mister Ed. At least Mister Ed talked out of his mouth…..

Key West Reader on December 28, 2009 at 4:45 PM

Looks like the Teleprompter did not get to go along on the Hawaiian vacation.

albill on December 28, 2009 at 4:45 PM

Airline incident happens on Christmas day which is Friday. Bury makes first statement on Mon.12/28 @10:02 local time in Hawaii. He wasn’t ignoring this incident, he just don’t work weekends.

thomasaur on December 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM

thomasaur: AxleBroken had a memo,instructing Obama,not to
appear on tv,for at least 2 days,due to Hopeys
over-eating of cupcakes,and sumpin about,his
Mom Jeans not fitting!(snark).

canopfor on December 28, 2009 at 4:45 PM

Let’s not jump to conclusions. He’s just a poor millionaire with hot pants.

But let me be clear. Except for a swim, a workout, a nap, a couple nights sleep, a golf game, a few good meals, maybe a few TV shows, we WILL NOT REST until the suspects are found.

See? I didn’t even stop long enough to put on a tie. See? That’s how urgent this is and how seriously I take this potential act of violence.

Daggett on December 28, 2009 at 4:46 PM

Charged with “attempt to bring down an airliner”??? Not trying to murder the people on the said airliner?

Boy, don’t know about the rest of you, but just knowing he’s talking to Eric and Janet makes me feel a hell of a lot better. Gonna sleep good tonite.

He could have been talking about anything. Could he ssound less interested, less involved. Someone help us we are so screwed.

marnes on December 28, 2009 at 4:46 PM

Seriously this guy needs 5 terms………

1 term in office
4 terms in jail

xler8bmw on December 28, 2009 at 4:46 PM

He appears so bored.

chaswv on December 28, 2009 at 4:47 PM

canopfor on December 28, 2009 at 4:45 PM

Maybe he was waiting for his “Boston Blackie” moustache to fil in.

thomasaur on December 28, 2009 at 4:47 PM

The person who video’d, in the report I read (which of course I can’t not find now) was mentioned by a WI couple. It didn’t sound like it was any of the guys previously mentioned.
Can anyone find the report about the person filming?

ORconservative on December 28, 2009 at 4:47 PM

The resulting blaze proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that not only was the failed attack an inside job, but that the Mossad AND Rumsfeldt were behind it.

Bishop on December 28, 2009 at 4:43 PM

… or that you really despise polar bears and were pumping up CO2 levels to melt their sea ice.

ya2daup on December 28, 2009 at 4:47 PM

I could care a less what this nincompoop has to say.

txag92 on December 28, 2009 at 4:48 PM

12 + 25 = 37

37 months is how much longer we have to endure Zero. Hmmmmmmm

SouthernGent on December 28, 2009 at 4:30 PM

The Obama conspiracy continues!

upinak on December 28, 2009 at 4:49 PM

Doesn’t everyone feel safer that Obowma’s politically correct ‘Rules of Engagement’ are in place…?

Seven Percent Solution on December 28, 2009 at 4:49 PM

He looks pissed that his vacation was interrupted to me.
And no, I could care less what he has to say.

ORconservative on December 28, 2009 at 4:27 PM

He always looks that way – normal look for him.

silvernana on December 28, 2009 at 4:49 PM

Wow! I feel so much better, knowing he’s all over this.

He’s soooo smart.

ORrighty on December 28, 2009 at 4:49 PM

Has any part of HomeLand Security,investigated,couriers,
baggage handlers,and what not,sounds to me,like an inside
job,especially since Amsterdam has their own problems with
cartoons and Jihadys!!

canopfor on December 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Not an inside job. It is a complete, total, utter and unforgivable failure of National Security, sacrificed for the “legacy” of His Obamaness in his Health Care endeavor.

I want to know how many senators and congress critters had to ignore more important duties to pass this “Health Care” cheese ball? Questions anyone?

/They’ll never question themselves. Trust me.

Key West Reader on December 28, 2009 at 4:50 PM

Maybe he was waiting for his “Boston Blackie” moustache to fil in.
thomasaur on December 28, 2009 at 4:47 PM

I thought it was grown for the times he wears the black and white striped shirt, black French beret, black pants and red neckerchief for Michelle.

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:50 PM

If people want to dump on him for taking vay-cay while this is going on as pure payback for the left pissing its pants about Bush’s golf game, fair enough; one good turn of political point-scoring deserves another. (I’ll start you off: Should a guy who just came from the beach be promising that we “will not rest” until the perpetrators are dealt with?) But on the merits, who cares?

The fact that Obama is treating Abdulmutallab as a criminal who has been given a lawyer, instead of an enemy combatant who should be in GITMO, is a very fair point of criticism. So while I don’t give a flip about his vacation, I care deeply about his response and so far he does not earn anything close to a B+.

Buy Danish on December 28, 2009 at 4:50 PM

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Barry speak so fast from prepared notes before. The golf shirt was a nice touch. I bet he tore his jacket off the instant he cleared the cameras.

The really big question: Was he on the way to the gym, the beach, a game of hoops or the golf course? Hmm…maybe he was racing off to finish his waffle.

Barb Dwyer on December 28, 2009 at 4:51 PM

“I spoke with Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano, and John Brennan…”

Oh, thank God…I feel so much safer now.

Dopenstrange on December 28, 2009 at 4:51 PM

No doubt any efforts we pursue to combat AQ in Yemen will have the lefty loonies claiming that we have imperial visions of conquest on the country of Yemen.

Scrappy on December 28, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Ars in Chief – he never once used the terms “jihad” or “terror”.

Schadenfreude on December 28, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Quoth Doctor Zero, “Has there ever been a moment of crisis in which both America’s citizens and enemies were less interested in what the President had to say?” My thoughts exactly.

Hence the post, huh?

Grow Fins on December 28, 2009 at 4:52 PM

For G-d’s sake, stay on vacation, Mr. Hankey. Just get lost in a tiki cave with Vincent Price or something, and LEAVE US ALONE.

Western_Civ on December 28, 2009 at 4:52 PM

Wait a tic,Hopey has issued the following actions,
so does this mean,Americans were less safer,before
such orders!!

And,Amsterdam to Detroit,in which Michigan has a high Muslim population!

So,has any of the Smart Power types connected the dots yet!!

canopfor on December 28, 2009 at 4:53 PM

As long as he’s getting his battery recharged so when he gets back to DC, he can buy some congress people to get his health care/insurance reform bill passed. After that, on to another vacation and then tackle cap & tax. This presidential stuff ain’t all that hard.

Kissmygrits on December 28, 2009 at 4:54 PM

Grow Fins on December 28, 2009 at 4:52 PM

Look who’s back…

Seven Percent Solution on December 28, 2009 at 4:54 PM

One can just picture Abdul’s trial with a Johnny Cochran defense — If the d!ck don’t fit you must acquit!

GnuBreed on December 28, 2009 at 4:55 PM

Does anyone know what ‘dangers’ Obama speaks of!!

canopfor on December 28, 2009 at 4:55 PM

Hence the post, huh?

Grow Fins on December 28, 2009 at 4:52 PM

Exactly, we are commenting the fact that we could care less what he has to say as opposed to what he actually said.

thomasaur on December 28, 2009 at 4:56 PM

where’s the “don’t jump to conclusions” warning?

stormin1961 on December 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Look who’s back…
Seven Percent Solution on December 28, 2009 at 4:54 PM

Yep. But their of less of Fin’s collegues around since simplesimon got the Hammer Saturday night.

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM

He could have been talking about anything. Could he ssound less interested, less involved. Someone help us we are so screwed.

marnes on December 28, 2009 at 4:46 PM

He is disinterested in delivering his disinformation to dispeoples.

Nah, we’re not screwed. We’re just getting a teachable moment from a community organizer who’s accomplishments amount to… a small pile of cat turds.

Key West Reader on December 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Nice~

I miss Mister Ed. At least Mister Ed talked out of his mouth…..

Key West Reader on December 28, 2009 at 4:45 PM

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!

BEST POST I’VE SEEN IN MONTHS!!

Khun Joe on December 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM

their of=there are
oops

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:58 PM

…on the growing importance of Yemen as a base for AQ. They have a weak central government, powerful internal insurrectionist movements capable of destabilizing the country, and lawless tribal areas where it’s safe for jihadis to hide out and plot. Sound familiar?

Yeah. Afghanistan. So what? Compare and contrast with Iraq. Saudi Arabia. Iran. Somalia. Malaysia. Indonesia. Keep it up.

What’s the common thread? Not the factors you cite above. The common factor is … Islam. The cult.

Bomb them now. All of them.

pabarge on December 28, 2009 at 4:58 PM

Yep. But their of less of Fin’s collegues around since simplesimon got the Hammer Saturday night.
kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Not to mention Fin’s Nigerian buddy who got arrested on Christmas.

Bishop on December 28, 2009 at 4:58 PM

Yep. But their of less of Fin’s collegues around since simplesimon got the Hammer Saturday night.

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM

That was the best Christmas present that I’ve received since my drill press a few years back.

thomasaur on December 28, 2009 at 4:59 PM

Grow Fins on December 28, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Look who’s back…

Seven Percent Solution on December 28, 2009 at 4:54 PM

Seven Percent Solution: Probably hooked up with a skank
Lamprey,got lost,in Lake Superior,
found its way towards a side river,
then followed into the Mississipi
River,and now,is probably under a
Casino River boat look`n to hook up!
-:)(snark).

canopfor on December 28, 2009 at 5:00 PM

Three days to speak up? The White House must have decided to send the Teleprompter to Honolulu via USPS.

CitizenH on December 28, 2009 at 5:01 PM

And that’s why we’re on the forward lean against them.”

Oh just great now we’re gonna bow down to Terrorists!

Maybe if Pinnochio bows low enough to show them the back of his useless, empty skull they won’t hate us and try to blow up innocent civilians!

How bout we find out aproximately where they are training in Yemen and turn everything within a 100 mile radius to rubble with a hundred or so MOABS.

Then the next Jihadi sympathizers will think twice about harboring the scum!

dhunter on December 28, 2009 at 5:01 PM

Airline incident happens on Christmas day which is Friday. Bury makes first statement on Mon.12/28 @10:02 local time in Hawaii. He wasn’t ignoring this incident, he just don’t work weekends.

thomasaur on December 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Three days–longer than it took George W. Bush to react to Hurricane Katrina when he was on vacation.

Will the press notice this little detail? Nahhh. Barry is the new Tiger Woods, faithful to his wife on the golf course.

Steve Z on December 28, 2009 at 5:01 PM

Screenplay for a news conference:

[Obama, lounging on the beach, stretches lazily as a Secret Service agent approaches]

AGENT: “Sir, it’s time for your newser on the bombing”

OBAMA: “Already? Too bad. Once I get dressed, it’s no more surfing today!”

[Wipe to Obama offstage, adjusting his shirt]

OBAMA: “Honey, does this shirt look ok? Do I need to wear a tie?”

MICHELLE OBAMA: “Terrorism is pretty serious, Bar. I think a tie is in order. Did you pack one?”

[Cut to a staffer at the podium]

STAFFER: “I’m afraid there will be a brief delay due to technical difficulties”

[cut to clock hand moving, then cut to Obama at podium]

OBAMA: “We will not rest until we have brought these terrorists to the Justice Department. I mean, to justice.”

hawksruleva on December 28, 2009 at 5:02 PM

Thank god he did not fart while his underwear was on fire…

PatriotRider on December 28, 2009 at 5:02 PM

Yep. But their of less of Fin’s collegues around since simplesimon got the Hammer Saturday night.

kingsjester on December 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Simon got banned? What thread?

Scrappy on December 28, 2009 at 5:03 PM

Are we now not allowed to wear neckties on flights?

Or is Obama practicing to look convincing as a street falafel salesmen?

Epic Fail-In-Chief blathers meaninglessly and too late to do any good.

Somebody toss him some poi.

His spine is made of it.

profitsbeard on December 28, 2009 at 5:04 PM

The really big question: Was he on the way to the gym, the beach, a game of hoops or the golf course? Hmm…maybe he was racing off to finish his waffle.

Barb Dwyer on December 28, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Nope! It was the hula dance with roasting pineapples display. After that, it is off to the in-house Casino. He has to keep his servants occupied, ya know? Then, it’s off to a moonlight cruise on a 75′ Catamaran complete with UmChelle’s 26 servants, candelight dining and the crew of Disney Characters to entertain the girls. At 8pm, there is the Hollywood show complete with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears and Madonna (and all their crews). At 10:30pm, they will enjoy meals of lobster and Kobe beef, complete with Dom Perignon champagne cocktails and native dancers.

At midnight, POTUS and FLOTUS will be whisked from the compound and flown for a midnight aerial view of their great land that they rule. then, they will return to their fluffy, freshly puffed beds for a long night of sleep. Ahhhhh. It’s good to be King.

/I’ll have chicken soup tonight. I’m just a peeon.

Key West Reader on December 28, 2009 at 5:05 PM

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