Snubbed Norwegians replace absent Obama at event with … cardboard cutout; Update: Photo added
posted at 6:14 pm on December 10, 2009 by Allahpundit
Wait ’til you hear what the event was.
Obama had quite a whirlwind day Thursday – he signed the Nobel guest book, huddled with Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, met with King Harald V and Queen Sonja, and delivered an acceptance speech after he was formally presented with the prize. He also joined the king and queen at an evening banquet.
But he skipped out on several other activities, including lunch with the king, a news conference at Oslo’s Grand Hotel, CNN’s traditional interview with the prize winner and a “Save the Children” benefit concert, where organizers replaced him with an Obama cardboard cutout. Obama also won’t be around for Friday’s Nobel Concert.
Presumably this means they stuck a cardboard cutout next to the entrance, but I’ve been cracking myself up imagining that they put it in a seat in the front row or in the presidential box or something just to be extra spiteful. Picture yourself onstage, fiddling away at the violin, and you look out and see a life-size version of this staring back at you.
I’d kill for pics or video, but can’t find any. If you see one, don’t be shy. In lieu of that, here’s Krauthammer more or less echoing my take on his speech: It could have been better, but it also could have been much, much worse.
Update: Not quite as good as the presidential box but still pretty funny. Last photo at the bottom.









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Oh the irony, if he authorized the drone hit while accepting the prize.
faol on December 10, 2009 at 6:17 PM
They can keep the ‘real’ Obama and send us the cardboard cut-out.
“Cardboard Obama” will probably do a much better job….
Janos Hunyadi on December 10, 2009 at 6:18 PM
That was no cutout, his teleprompter went dead.
faol on December 10, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Yeah, but did anybody notice?
portlandon on December 10, 2009 at 6:18 PM
What? The real one isn’t made of cardboard?
robblefarian on December 10, 2009 at 6:18 PM
If we could replace him with a cardboard cutout during the next three years, man, I’m down with that.
TXUS on December 10, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Obomber IS a cardboard cutout
J.J. Sefton on December 10, 2009 at 6:19 PM
But was it recycled cardboard? The UN needs to investigate.
TXUS on December 10, 2009 at 6:20 PM
I concur with those above: I can imagine there is really much difference between the two.
NoLeftTurn on December 10, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Did he bow to the king?
CWforFreedom on December 10, 2009 at 6:20 PM
The One shall not be mocked!
nitzsche on December 10, 2009 at 6:21 PM
ROFL!
Good to see that he’s not only a domestic embarrassment but a walking diplomatic fiasco too.
elduende on December 10, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Will anyone notice the substitution?
Tommy_G on December 10, 2009 at 6:22 PM
He is a cardboard cutout, the teleprompter is doing all the work for our dear reader.
tarpon on December 10, 2009 at 6:22 PM
OT: For those like me who can’t take O’Reilly, John Stossel debuts his new show tonight at 8 EST, on FOX Business Network.
TXUS on December 10, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Weekend at Barack’s
FloatingRock on December 10, 2009 at 6:23 PM
The cardboard version has thicker skin.
innominatus on December 10, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Rasmussen has the cardboard cutout at 56/44 approval/disapproval.
NebCon on December 10, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Could not find one of the cardboard one, but I did find Brad Pitts guest toilet.
BL@KBIRD on December 10, 2009 at 6:25 PM
I wish that we could do that.
darwin-t on December 10, 2009 at 6:26 PM
+10. LOL.
journeyintothewhirlwind on December 10, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Maybe the Norwegians can get a good deal on a slightly used statue in Indonesia…
Seven Percent Solution on December 10, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Did it come with matching cardboard TOTUSes?
cobrakai99 on December 10, 2009 at 6:30 PM
I’m sure that the cardboard cut-out was far more interesting and less “taxing”, if you know what I mean. This could be the start of a trend.
joe btfsplk on December 10, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Does this picture count?
Knucklehead on December 10, 2009 at 6:32 PM
The cardboard cutout retains 99.44% of the Messiah’s charisma and therefore may be worshiped just like the real article.
At least, that’s what my cardboard cutout told me.
n0doz on December 10, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Any cardboard cutout of MaObama is more animated than the phony baloney “certificate of live birth” digitized by Hawaiian apparatchiks.
Western_Civ on December 10, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Have you noticed how stressed The Obama looks on TV? He looks tired, and it’s only been 11 months. The poor man needs a vacation, he has aged about 20 years in the last 6 months.
Skandia Recluse on December 10, 2009 at 6:38 PM
The Norwegians assume, in their infinitely superior Euro-ness, that they have the right to lead the American president around like a pet dog because they gave him their debased political trophy. Meanwhile Obama, in his infinitely superior Obama-ness, collects his trinket and cash money and turns up his nose at their itinerary causing a fit of pique in Oslo.
It seems to me that all the various idiots in this farce are getting exactly what they deserve.
Django on December 10, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Can we contact Norway and make a trade? At least the cutout wouldn’t bow to foreign rulers.
TheUnrepentantGeek on December 10, 2009 at 6:44 PM
I do notice a fold in the cardboard at the waist.
(Damn, those Norwegian women are beautiful. Hey, if things keep going the way they are…)
turfmann on December 10, 2009 at 6:44 PM
‘Now there’s Norwegian folks, and there’s ignorant m$*)#*$ers like you’
BigWyo on December 10, 2009 at 6:46 PM
WTF? A cardboard cutout?
That has to be embarrassing … for us I mean. Obama probably has a warehouse full of ‘em.
darwin on December 10, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Translation link:
http://tinyurl.com/yl3d4h7
Money line (tranlsated)
Ødegaard thought it was a pity that the only Obama who witnessed her speech was a cardboard figure.
dc84123 on December 10, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Maybe he needs to hire Tiger Woods as an “advisor”.
darwin on December 10, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Palin/Cardboard Cutout 2012!
TheQuestion on December 10, 2009 at 6:48 PM
In person, or cardboard cutout, what’s the difference?
GarandFan on December 10, 2009 at 6:50 PM
Great idea. Maybe he could take the next 3 years off.
jana on December 10, 2009 at 6:51 PM
Thread winner
mizflame98 on December 10, 2009 at 6:51 PM
The Cardboard Cutout is Real!, UN and East Anglia Scientists Insist
Western_Civ on December 10, 2009 at 6:55 PM
there shalt be no graven images or false idols!
Fighton03 on December 10, 2009 at 6:56 PM
Damn, he has some big ears!
tbear44 on December 10, 2009 at 6:56 PM
My Sarah Palin cut-out is kicking your Algore cut-out’s ass.
joe btfsplk on December 10, 2009 at 6:59 PM
“Fikk skryt av Mette-Marit”
I’d like to know how you even begin to read that.
Apologetic California on December 10, 2009 at 7:00 PM
Good for the folks in Oslo…
For givin’ the Cover-girl in Chief the Norwegian Woody.
TXUS on December 10, 2009 at 7:01 PM
His whole life has been a vacation. That’s why passing a socialist agenda is so important. He’s had a taste of a real job, and he can’t take it.
joejm65 on December 10, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Heh. Obama’s a punch line generating machine.
ElectricPhase on December 10, 2009 at 7:03 PM
I am so sick of these posts about Obama.
Did anyone look down to see him on the floor licking the boots of King Harald V and the glass slippers of Queen Sonja?
Helloyawl on December 10, 2009 at 7:11 PM
Krauthammer is truly one of our clearest minds.
pb
paul1149 on December 10, 2009 at 7:12 PM
LOL – both for the cleverness of the cutout and the comments in this post.
Comedy platinum.
Mutnodjmet on December 10, 2009 at 7:13 PM
I don’t see the problem. They both have the same depth.
PJ Emeritus on December 10, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Give the guy a break. He couldn’t attend all those functions. He was busy air raiding villages, and killing innocent women, and children, in the dark of night.
capejasmine on December 10, 2009 at 7:15 PM
What an adorable girl. I’m suprised how much light they had.
Ted Torgerson on December 10, 2009 at 7:18 PM
ROFLMAO!!! Thank you for the much needed laugh. lol
capejasmine on December 10, 2009 at 7:18 PM
I swear you people crack me up. If late nite TV was half this funny, they might actually get some viewers.
Meezles on December 10, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Friggin Norwegian racists!
jukin on December 10, 2009 at 7:33 PM
Winner of the thread. :)
chemman on December 10, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Present Obama reciprocated with a box set of his speeches.
R Square on December 10, 2009 at 7:41 PM
thanks for the chuckle…needed it!!
cmsinaz on December 10, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Freaking hilarious!
4shoes on December 10, 2009 at 7:44 PM
That is just weird.
Terrye on December 10, 2009 at 7:46 PM
That blonde girl, is she Tiger’s latest squeeze?
JammieWearingFool on December 10, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Gjetost for everyone!
plum on December 10, 2009 at 7:51 PM
I’m sure the organizers were relieved to find a stand in less shallow than the Obama himself.
DamnCat on December 10, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Each other.
DrStock on December 10, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Obama doesn’t bow to white European kings.
Tc0061 on December 10, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Yes! Bring on the ridicule. Alinsky rule # what?
macblanegirl on December 10, 2009 at 7:58 PM
Where the heck did the trolls go?
CurtZHP on December 10, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Google translator is your friend. Your phrase is “boasting of Mette-Marit”. Mette-Marit is the Crown Princess of Norway, wife of the Crown Prince.
NaCly dog on December 10, 2009 at 8:01 PM
Actually, CardboardBama is a lifelike representation: It automatically folds in half at the waist in the vicinity of any non-Western leader.
DrDeano on December 10, 2009 at 8:06 PM
Norwegian is easier to read than Spanish.
Norsk er kult!
Tc0061 on December 10, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Even better then the real thing!
less lie,
less corruption,
and will save America Trillions!…: o )
Lets keep the cardboard B.O!
christene on December 10, 2009 at 8:12 PM
It’s number FIVE!
See, conservatives can play this game, too!
turfmann on December 10, 2009 at 8:16 PM
Maybe this will teach them to bestow an award prematurely to someone who not only doesn’t deserve it, but isn’t well known to people.
Now they know more about him, don’t they.
Alana on December 10, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Cardboard Obama! Can we please get a cardboard Gibbs?!
bahahahahahaha!
TN Mom on December 10, 2009 at 8:23 PM
I wonder if the Cardboard Obama will allow Joe Biden out in public.
Left Coast Right Mind on December 10, 2009 at 8:24 PM
Just imagine what things would be like if the US press actually covered any of this stuff?
Asher on December 10, 2009 at 8:33 PM
Obama has been getting grudging applause from the right for his forthright comments about the need to fight when that it is the only option, and the good that the US has done in the world over the years.
But then I watched some clips of him on MSNBC. The bastard still got shots in on his predessor! What a snake. This was the first time in a long time that I have actually screamed at the TV. For all the praise he is getting for just not trashing the US for once, he still could not resist crapping on the last guy that had to make these tough decisions, and who did a hell of a better job of it!
ps. Chris Matthews needs to restart his meds. Jesus, he has gone around the bend in his hate! Say, aren’t news people supposed to avoid inciting such hatred? Oops, I forgot that’s a selective prohibition!
drunyan8315 on December 10, 2009 at 8:42 PM
And the cardboard cutout? Why? Why?
I think that Chris Matthews has a couple of inflatable dolls and they might have borrowed one for the occasion.
IlikedAUH2O on December 10, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Chalk up another unprecedented happening the The Unprecedented. The display lacked authenticity if two cardboard teleprompters weren’t included, however.
ya2daup on December 10, 2009 at 8:55 PM
Cardboard? I doubt it….that sh** is expensive :) I’m guessing xerox paper. Not as stiff but if you are making a replica without a spine it will work.
proudteadrinker on December 10, 2009 at 8:57 PM
LOL who could tell the difference?
voxpopuli on December 10, 2009 at 9:14 PM
A cardboard cutout?? This is my Christmass surprize! Thank you AP!
obleo on December 10, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Woot! Whosoever pulleth my sword out of that stone, shall be crowned King of England!
smellthecoffee on December 10, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Eeeks! On viewing the video, methinks she appeareth a trifle young. Scratch the sword idea ;-/
smellthecoffee on December 10, 2009 at 9:40 PM
I simply cannot out perform all the great comments. I’ll just back off and sign off.
obleo on December 10, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Does anyone know what kept ObaMao from the other scheduled activities? A workout at the local gym? Shooting some hoops? Rest and relaxation in a sauna? A conflicting tee time?
onlineanalyst on December 10, 2009 at 9:42 PM
I bet Tiger Woods would want to tap some of that gorgeous Norwegian booty meat at the photo link. Looks like his type.
OxyCon on December 10, 2009 at 11:14 PM
No one in the sorta live audience actually believed that Obama meant what he said, and we shouldn’t either. Propaganda for the bitter clingers. Technically it’s cognitive dissonance. Kraut should know this. Love, Randy
williars on December 10, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Won’t anyone please Think of the Children (TM)?
RINO in Name Only on December 11, 2009 at 3:25 AM
I don’t get it. Cardboard Cutout or Obama in person. What’s the difference?
roflmmfao
donabernathy on December 11, 2009 at 3:58 AM
Think anyone will notice?
drjohn on December 11, 2009 at 7:48 AM
To lend more authenticity, the next Fauxbama will be made of tissue paper. This will accurately reflect the depth of character and integrity of the original O and blows in the wind just like the original O. Cardboard gives him way too much credit.
ZeeMI on December 11, 2009 at 8:37 AM
hahahaa
becki51758 on December 11, 2009 at 9:04 AM
Don’t forget to get the stick that props up the cardboard piece, maybe the real Obama can use it for his spine. Or he could……
hip shot on December 11, 2009 at 9:09 AM
Hmmm, maybe if those Norwegians could have included some children of colour to offset all that whiteness, they might have gotten an appearance.
caygeon on December 11, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Did they have a cardboard cutout of the TOTUS, too? Don’t diss the TOTUS.
Kissmygrits on December 11, 2009 at 9:18 AM
So, the Norwegians admitted they intended him as nothing more than a prop. Looks like either way they got what they wanted.
RD on December 11, 2009 at 9:22 AM
Nope. Some blonde chick committing arson now.
mojo on December 11, 2009 at 12:48 PM
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