The inevitable “Tiger’s mistresses weren’t diverse enough” column

posted at 1:30 pm on December 8, 2009 by Ed Morrissey

I expected this argument to be made, but not in the pages of the Washington Post; I assumed it would come as a blog post.  Eugene Robinson takes leave of his senses in his attempt to spin Tiger Woods as either a racist or a self-hating minority — or a little of both — by complaining that Tiger’s mistresses have too much in common.  Guess what that might be?

Here’s my real question, though: What’s with the whole Barbie thing?

No offense to anyone who actually looks like Barbie, but it really is striking how much the women who’ve been linked to Woods resemble one another. I’m talking about the long hair, the specific body type, even the facial features. Mattel could sue for trademark infringement.

This may be the most interesting aspect of the whole Tiger Woods story — and one of the most disappointing. He seems to have been bent on proving to himself that he could have any woman he wanted. But from the evidence, his aim wasn’t variety but some kind of validation.

I’m making a big assumption here that the attraction for Woods was mostly physical, but there’s no evidence thus far that he had a lot of time for deep conversation. If adultery is really about the power and satisfaction of conquest, Woods’s self-esteem was apparently only boosted by bedding the kind of woman he thought other men lusted after — the “Playmate of the Month” type that Hugh Hefner turned into the American gold standard.

But the world is full of beautiful women of all colors, shapes and sizes — some with short hair or almond eyes, some with broad noses, some with yellow or brown skin. Woods appears to have bought into an “official” standard of beauty that is so conventional as to be almost oppressive.

His taste in mistresses leaves the impression of a man who is, deep down, both insecure and image-conscious — a control freak even when he’s committing “transgressions.”

Of all the issues in play with this story, and even with many that probably shouldn’t be in play, this is easily the most ridiculous.  I haven’t seen much of the mistresses, and I hope to see even less as this story finally falls out of the media spotlight, but it seems to me that Tiger shockingly cheated with attractive women.  And while his assignations may have required a certain amount of logistical planning to keep them from coming to his wife’s attention, it seems very, very unlikely that Tiger planned his infidelities in such a way as to keep diversity as his primary motive.

For that matter, let’s think about what Robinson considers “oppressive.”  He’s angry to the point of dedicating a column to the issue that Tiger Woods didn’t exploit women of other colors, shapes, and sizes for sexual satisfaction.  Was his extramarital attention to these women some kind of liberating experience for them, to the point where Robinson argues that Woods should have distributed the wealth a little more?

And can anyone who has had as many flings as Tiger apparently has, with as much indiscretion as has been exposed, possibly be considered a “control freak”?  Is that why he’s managed to indict himself so thoroughly by giving his cell number out to his paramours while his wife has access to the phone?

Besides, no one knows whether we’ve seen the complete set of Tiger’s paramours.  There may be more crawling out of the woodwork in the next few days and weeks.  If one of them is a woman of color, or a little on the chunky side, will Robinson write another column hailing Tiger’s work in spreading the, er, wealth?

Woods has done plenty of wrong to his wife and his family, and to a much lesser extent his fans.  Insensitivity to Eugene Robinson’s sense of exploitation diversity isn’t one of them. (via The Corner)

Update: I Own The World points out that Robinson’s not alone.

Update II: Ace has a must-read rant on this subject, too.

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You totally busted me at my own game. Nice work.

Dude, you don’t own the blogosphere. It’s not your “own game.” Get real, shees.

The Race Card on December 8, 2009 at 3:22 PM

I challenge Republicans to come up with some other type of a response to liberal racism other than to say “see how racist liberals are.”

The Race Card on December 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM

Great. Let’s hear your suggestion.

DaydreamBeliever on December 8, 2009 at 3:23 PM

Where all ‘da white women at?

Floriduh Jim on December 8, 2009 at 3:24 PM

Ron White?

thomasaur on December 8, 2009 at 2:27 PM

Yep, Tater Salad… not Rick. Typing while thinking of naked women messes me up every time.

TXUS on December 8, 2009 at 3:27 PM

Jammie Wearing Fool had an earlier post on this. I’ll clip this for my Rev. Wright file on “Wondering why anyone gives in to White Guilt any more;” it’s right next to my file on “Remember to forgive yourself for exhaling CO2 and melting the world.” Atlas Shrugged is a great prism for viewing these attempts to manipulate through race and through environment.

Mark30339 on December 8, 2009 at 3:28 PM

Tiger confused his sport with bedroom golf. I don’t really care, but he should have studied up on the rules first. And in the case you mention, rule #3 is appropriate.
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the back 9.
14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
I wonder how many of these rules he failed to follow?

csdeven on December 8, 2009 at 9:22 AM

Worth repeating.

TXUS on December 8, 2009 at 3:29 PM

I’m talking about the long hair, the specific body type, even the facial features

Maybe that’s what he prefers…some men love the chubby women…
All I know is that Tiger’s gals would make a great calendar…

right2bright on December 8, 2009 at 1:44 PM

I like women bigger, just my preference. But Robinson has no right to knock Tiger’s preference.

thebrokenrattle on December 8, 2009 at 3:30 PM

So all accomplished golfers are control freaks and serial adulterers with a prediction for Barbies? Gee, I better get my kid out of golf presto.

Buy Danish on December 8, 2009 at 2:52 PM

I don’t know, maybe. I mean, if your kid’s Tiger Woods, then yeah.

I’m saying that Tiger Woods is a control freak. No one pays attention to how much control it takes to put a “slight draw” on a golf ball. And it seems that the level of control he attempted to exert over his personal life matches that of his professional life.

Not all pro golfers are as much control freaks as Tiger. Heck, John Daly’s an avatar of chaos, in my opinion. But Tiger is such a unique and, in my opinion, odd, psychological profile that I can’t put it past him to cheat on his wife with multiple women who all fit similar physical and possibly psychological criteria.

Sgt Steve on December 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM

thebrokenrattle on December 8, 2009 at 3:30 PM

sure he does. This is the liberal’s way of forcing conformity….either through training, or ridicule. Either way, the message is the same.

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 3:33 PM

Now I have seen everything; a man attacked not for his moral failure of committing adultery but that he chose the wrong type of women to commit adultery with.

Anybody ready for the claim this is a hate crime against the black community or that Tiger will be sued for not believing in affirmative action.

technopeasant on December 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM

Robinson does it again. He’s the Chris Matthews of columnists: always disappointing.

You know, in the past we pretty much understood that people went for a certain “type.” Apparently Tiger Woods likes blondes.

Shocking!!!

tom on December 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM

Newsflash: Dopey at the Post discovers that pro athletes like to sleep with young, blond, bikini models. Congressional investigation to follow.

Captain Kirock on December 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM

Regulars like Eugene Robinson is one of the reasons that MSNBC has subterranean ratings.

kingsjester on December 8, 2009 at 3:36 PM

Has Eugene got penis envy?

GarandFan on December 8, 2009 at 3:37 PM

Eugene Robinson is the alter ego of Chris Matthews.

technopeasant on December 8, 2009 at 3:37 PM

I like women bigger, just my preference. But Robinson has no right to knock Tiger’s preference.

thebrokenrattle on December 8, 2009 at 3:30 PM

Bless you!

Tiger Woods is an agist and a sizist. Where are the middle-aged overweight broads in his harem? I feel slighted, negated, and may need to sue Woods for a few mil to undo the damage to my self esteem. *sniff*

Laura in Maryland on December 8, 2009 at 3:37 PM

Robinson does it again. He’s the Chris Matthews of columnists: always disappointing.

You know, in the past we pretty much understood that people went for a certain “type.” Apparently Tiger Woods likes blondes.
Shocking!!!

tom on December 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM

at least he’s been perfectly consistent.. again. and again. and again… and so on…

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 3:43 PM

Newsflash: Dopey at the Post discovers that pro athletes like to sleep with young, blond, bikini models. Congressional investigation to follow.

Captain Kirock on December 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM

Alternate headline: Why aren’t more women of *diversity* lining up to act as tiger woods’ ballwas**r? Only blondes obtaining access to world’s top athlete.

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 3:44 PM

Eugene Robinson is essentially saying that Tiger Woods is not an authentic black man because he’s not sleeping with the “sisters”. Ironically, Tiger Woods, in fact, is not 100% black. But that doesn’t really matter to racist liberals. (I know, its a tautology)

Andy in Agoura Hills on December 8, 2009 at 3:45 PM

**BREAKING***

Gatorade announces it’s dumped Tiger Woods.

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 3:45 PM

None of this is true. Tiger’s been humpin’ Michelle Obama since Feburary.

Griz on December 8, 2009 at 3:46 PM

I feel slighted, negated, and may need to sue Woods for a few mil to undo the damage to my self esteem. *sniff*

Laura in Maryland on December 8, 2009 at 3:37 PM

Be careful what you wish for: if Tiger thinks you’re available, he may take you up on it…

jwolf on December 8, 2009 at 3:46 PM

I’m talking about the long hair, the specific body type, even the facial features
Maybe that’s what he prefers…some men love the chubby women…
All I know is that Tiger’s gals would make a great calendar…

right2bright on December 8, 2009 at 1:44 PM

I agree. Solely on the basis of looks, his chipees are quite attractive but none, by far, are as beautiful as his wife.

Indeed, one might wonder if his wife looked like, say, Helen Thomas or Joy Behar, what sort of public outcry there would be over his acquisition of such an attractive, albeit homogeneous, harem.

TXUS on December 8, 2009 at 3:47 PM

Be careful what you wish for: if Tiger thinks you’re available, he may take you up on it…

jwolf on December 8, 2009 at 3:46 PM

reminds me of this guy.

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 3:48 PM

Let’s see 10% of Tiger’s mistresses must be black, 17% Hispanic, 7% Asia, 1% Aleut, 3% American Indian, 35% English, and the remainmder Italian, German, Middle Eastern, Russian, Pole, etc. But wait, to be truly diversified in this PC era, 5% of his mistresses must be men!!!!!!Otherwise, he’s a RAAAAAACIST.

MaiDee on December 8, 2009 at 3:49 PM

Tiger responds:

I hate you black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they’re black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg’s *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker’s neck. But most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.
</blockquote

uknowmorethanme on December 8, 2009 at 3:49 PM

There’s only so many Halle Berrys in the world. I can’t fault Tiger’s taste, just his common sense.

Star20 on December 8, 2009 at 3:50 PM

Floriduh Jim on December 8, 2009 at 3:24 PM

With all the new mistresses that are being identified, pretty safe bet that they are in Tiger’s den.

rukiddingme on December 8, 2009 at 3:50 PM

No one pays attention to how much control it takes to put a “slight draw” on a golf ball. And it seems that the level of control he attempted to exert over his personal life matches that of his professional life.
Sgt Steve on December 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM

Don’t all good golfers pay attention to that? I betcha most anyone who plays golf and watches golf be played pays attention too. Certainly they’re aware of how incredibly difficult it is to do what the great golfers do.

You’re right that golf requires unbelievable “control”, and no doubt it takes a certain personality type to succeed at golf, but to suggest that a golfer’s personality will lead him to have controlling (and thus doomed) relationships with women seems a bit of a stretch.

Buy Danish on December 8, 2009 at 3:50 PM

Gatorade has dropped Tiger Woods.

txag92 on December 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM

I want to withhold judgement until the whole truth comes out. As Ed said, we might learn of others that will point to his love for diversity. Yet at this point, I, like Eugene Robinson, can’t help but feel disappointed by Tiger’s conformity amid transgression. If you are going to cheat on your wife, why not experiment a little? I suspect that his unusual first name–and the self-imposed pressure to live up to this name–might have kept him from seeking paramours among females of the equidae or bovinae family. Sad.

year_of_the_dingo on December 8, 2009 at 3:57 PM

What? Tiger’s behavior is not “G”?

Spirit of 1776 on December 8, 2009 at 3:57 PM

and what does it say about an adulterer that will hit on “anything” and “everything”? Eugene Robinson would be that kind, evidently.

kirkill on December 8, 2009 at 4:00 PM

Eugene Robinson would be that kind, evidently.

That’s the Johnny Cochraine philosophy: If it fits, you must….

um, nevermind.

Spirit of 1776 on December 8, 2009 at 4:03 PM

I will go out on the limb and say most will turn out to be false. Some will believe they slept with Tiger, but it was you average Joe that looks like him that sweet talked them into believing it.

It is obvious from Tiger’s statement that he has had transgressions.

WoosterOh on December 8, 2009 at 4:04 PM

Woods appears to have bought into an “official” standard of beauty

Or, maybe he just thought they were pretty.

Why does everything have to be about race? Why does the left accuse us of being RAAAACISTS, when they are the ones bringing it up all. the. time.

jana on December 8, 2009 at 4:05 PM

I think they all look like syphilitic whores. Oh yeah, white syphilitic whores.

Poor Elin.

funky chicken on December 8, 2009 at 4:06 PM

I hear a tell all book is in the works tentatively entitled “Tiger’s Woody.”

joedoe on December 8, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Oh, and I’m highly amused to find out that Rachel Uchitel is super angry…see, she thought she was somehow special, and that this lying, cheating bastard was only stepping out on his wife and kids with her.

Pretty sad that the little Perkins waitress gal figured him out before a sophisticate like you, huh Rachel?

snort

funky chicken on December 8, 2009 at 4:09 PM

year_of_the_dingo on December 8, 2009 at 3:57 PM

Win!

Although I’m stunned you forgot the canines. LOL

funky chicken on December 8, 2009 at 4:11 PM

Tiger Woods is an agist and a sizist. Where are the middle-aged overweight broads in his harem? I feel slighted, negated, and may need to sue Woods for a few mil to undo the damage to my self esteem. *sniff*

Laura in Maryland on December 8, 2009 at 3:37 PM

Probably not all of his concubines have yet surfaced, so there’s still hope.

Personally, in my harem, I insist on at least one woman of middle age and/or of size. But, I’ll tell ya, they are a little harder to find than the younger gold digger types, who are a dime a dozen (actually a whole lot more costly than that).

Then again, if I had a wife, particularly one as lovely and seemingly as sweet as Elin, who’s also the mother of my children, I’d be glad to forego the harem.
: ^ )

TXUS on December 8, 2009 at 4:17 PM

Eugene, didn’t you used to have a measure of credibility?

JohnGalt23 on December 8, 2009 at 4:20 PM

Pretty sad that the little Perkins waitress gal figured him out before a sophisticate like you, huh Rachel?
snort
funky chicken on December 8, 2009 at 4:09 PM

She didn’t figure him out. It ended when they got caught by a photographer.

Buy Danish on December 8, 2009 at 4:21 PM

A few names come to mind in all of this: Fuzzy Zoeller & OJ Simpson.
Zoeller got screwed by the PC hypocritical media which cost him millions and knocked him out of a good career. CNN stated in 1997, Zoeller made “off color remarks” whatever that meant. Maybe they meant not Barbie doll enough. Fried chicken, collard greens and little boy were pounced on by these feckless CNN turds who “captured” the remarks on tape made by Zoeller.
Then there is OJ and his preference for Barbie Doll type blondes. As soon as his Barbie got too close to a honky his black pride was abrazed to the point that his manhood was challenged and he did a jihad on his doll nearly decapitating her.
Eugene Robinson is only expressing what blacks & liberals only are allowed to say and it clearly defines his racism towards whites. Robert Byrd can say white n****r but Zoeller can’t say fried chicken. What a world and now the Obama nation setting race relations back a generation. Hope and change…for who?

wepeople on December 8, 2009 at 4:31 PM

So Tiger likes white chicks?

Get over it, Eugene.

It’s his business.

molonlabe28 on December 8, 2009 at 4:32 PM

This guy is nuts. Planters could sue for trademark infringement.

carbon_footprint on December 8, 2009 at 4:42 PM

“Had Barack had a white wife, I would have thought twice about voting for him,” Johnson Cooper

I’m sick to my stomach . . .

Ingenue on December 8, 2009 at 4:43 PM

Woah-oh! Marketers yanking ALL his prime time ads.

John the Libertarian on December 8, 2009 at 4:45 PM

Perhaps Tiger will change that “one drop of blood” standard fro being called “Black” .. shoot .. the guy is 1/2 Asian, 1/8 Native American, and 1/8 Dutch.
.. and you know what they said about the Dutch in those Austin Powers’ movies.

J_Crater on December 8, 2009 at 4:50 PM

Lefties hate beautiful women, especially if they’re white blonds.

petefrt on December 8, 2009 at 4:53 PM

While Eugene Robinson is a special brand of fool, I think you misinterpret his words. He is not suggesting that Tiger is not “black enough.”

The Race Card on December 8, 2009 at 2:48 PM

Yeah, I’m saying that wrong; I’ll try again.

His labelling of Woods as “a black man” — the premise of his idiotic column — is apparently based upon the One Drop Rule, since Woods steadfastly and quite logically refuses such labels. I think he once joked that he is “Cablinasian”.

With that as his premise, he then wonders “why all the white women, Mr. Black Guy?” If the author were not a perpetual black race-victim, once could guess that Robinson means “any women who aren’t white” would make him feel better about Woods’ serial adultery, say, a slutty Asian girl, or maybe a native North American bar maid who hunts wealthy celebrities and poses nude on the side.

I hope that is clearer.

Jaibones on December 8, 2009 at 4:55 PM

None of this is true. Tiger’s been humpin’ Michelle Obama since Feburary.

Griz on December 8, 2009 at 3:46 PM

I’d rather French kiss an angry porcupine, get a BJ from’Jaws’ or play footsie in a toilet with Henry Waxman.

MaiDee on December 8, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Lefties hate beautiful women, especially if they’re white blonds. if they’re from Alaska.

petefrt on December 8, 2009 at 4:53 PM

John the Libertarian on December 8, 2009 at 5:02 PM

I haven’t seen any hijabed hos in the line up so it certainly lacks the diversity that truly counts in America.

‘….ole black Barbie….bam-a-lam

…..ole black Barbie….bam-a-lam

Black Barbie had a chile…..bam-a-lam

Damn chile ran wild….bam-a-lam

BL@KBIRD on December 8, 2009 at 5:19 PM

You can kill two birds with one stone stroke with Whoopie. :)

poxoma on December 8, 2009 at 2:24 PM

FIFY

(But I would recommend a rubber cover for the 6 iron)

Yoop on December 8, 2009 at 5:24 PM

Ah come on… Eugene Robinson is certified black enough to be the official Tiger Woods criticizer.

Danzo on December 8, 2009 at 5:29 PM

I hear a tell all book is in the works tentatively entitled “Tiger’s Woody.”

joedoe on December 8, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Subtitle: The Tail of an Eight Iron, and All the Holes Beyond the Eighteenth.

Yoop on December 8, 2009 at 5:35 PM

But, isn’t he only half black? Doesn’t that open him up to a whole myriad of colors to freely choose between? I will just never understand these race colored glasses.

Sponge on December 8, 2009 at 5:39 PM

To sum up Tiger’s thought process:

“Hey, I wouldn’t kick those girls out of bed for eating being crackers!”

/

EyeSurgeon on December 8, 2009 at 5:43 PM

Tiger strikes me as a guy who couldn’t get a date of any race until he got rich. Think Oliver Willis minus a couple hundred pounds.

Truth (anecdotally)? Most black women don’t find him attractive.

baldilocks on December 8, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Where all ‘da white women at?

Floriduh Jim on December 8, 2009 at 3:24 PM

DING DING DING!

russcote on December 8, 2009 at 5:53 PM

Can I be honest. First, Tiger isn’t black unless it suits his promoters. He is Asian/white/black if I remember correctly and he never pushed any of that forward personally. So, to suddenly find his choice in women offensive is just nutty.

Second, I’ve worked the streets for years and met all kinds of women from all kinds of races and backgrounds. For Robinson to even attempt to compare the “beauty” of a two hundred and twenty pound, 5-3, finger waving “Oh no you didn’t!”, woman of a certain color or race to the women linked to Tiger is farther down the rabbit hole of insanity! If you had a choice who would you date??! Really?

One time, when I was working a felony, I had this black guy in custody. He was caught with his white girlfriend committing a crime. The girl was very pretty. Unfortunately for him, his wife was also at the station. She made Martin Lawrence’s and Jamie Foxx’s “Wanda” get ups look good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwn3BfhaBqE&feature=related

I had to ask him why he was dating the white girl. At which point he made a face, leaned in and glanced over at his wife. “You seen my wife?” he asked in a serious tone. At which point it was all I could do not to break out laughing.

Sometimes people it just is what it is.

archer52 on December 8, 2009 at 5:57 PM

The Race Card on December 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM

Here we have a writer who is a leftist and a racist and you come up with that ? In this thread?

CWforFreedom on December 8, 2009 at 5:58 PM

Dude is insane

Race Card…your name is appropriate

CWforFreedom on December 8, 2009 at 5:59 PM

The sad story of our culture is that we are concerned about WHO he is banging outside of his marriage and not the fact that he is banging outside of his marriage at all. That speaks volumes about what a lot of people in this country feel is important.

search4truth on December 8, 2009 at 1:53 PM

ITA.

baldilocks on December 8, 2009 at 6:02 PM

Honestly? A few of the pics I’ve seen of a few of them are *not* that attractive, imo. Not ugly, mind you, but not ‘omg’ gorgeous either.

Midas on December 8, 2009 at 6:06 PM

I wonder what Mr. Robinson thinks of Seal who cranks out one child after another child with supermodel Hedi Klum. Is he lusting out after a perceived ideal instead of going for a real relationship too?

highhopes on December 8, 2009 at 2:32 PM

What the… Heid and Seal are married to each other.

baldilocks on December 8, 2009 at 6:07 PM

And black women are EXTREMELY averse to interracial dating.

Theworldisnotenough on December 8, 2009 at 1:37 PM

Gee, I wish someone told me and my sister that.

mizflame98 on December 8, 2009 at 3:06 PM

I wish someone told me and both of my sisters that.

And the most truly beautiful have white in their background somewhere.

ms on December 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM

That’s probably a majority opinion. My boyfriend doesn’t think so however, because I’ve seen his exes. And, yes, he can have a large selection. :)

baldilocks on December 8, 2009 at 6:14 PM

He was banging porn stars…PORN STARS! Ok, I secretly wish I was him…sorry, I’m weak.

Wyznowski on December 8, 2009 at 6:14 PM

Everybody knows that white women date black men because of the schnitzengruben…

Wyznowski on December 8, 2009 at 6:23 PM

archer52 on December 8, 2009 at 5:57 PM

funny clip!

Heyyyyyyyy!

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 6:29 PM

He likes a certain type of woman; most men do. Mine is a short red-head (although my wife is a medium sized salt-and-pepper type (which only goes to show how much I love her: she wasn’t “my type” and I still fell in love with her and married her!)). Tiger Wood’s is a tall, skinny blond. So what?

Everybody knows that white women date black men because of the schnitzengruben…

Wyznowski on December 8, 2009 at 6:23 PM

Nice “Blazing Saddles” reference. :) :) :)

“It’s twoo, it’s twoo!”

Theophile on December 8, 2009 at 6:29 PM

funny clip! schnitzengruben!

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 6:39 PM

Once you go Barak, you don’t go back! oops sorry wrong thread.

johnnyU on December 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM

I haven’t seen any hijabed hos in the line up so it certainly lacks the diversity that truly counts in America.

‘….ole black Barbie….bam-a-lam

…..ole black Barbie….bam-a-lam

Black Barbie had a chile…..bam-a-lam

Damn chile ran wild….bam-a-lam

BL@KBIRD on December 8, 2009 at 5:19 PM

ROFLMAO

johnnyU on December 8, 2009 at 6:49 PM


“Tiger’s mistresses weren’t diverse enough”

That’s right, they were all skanks.

Boxy_Brown on December 8, 2009 at 7:07 PM

The Race Card on December 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM

Here we have a writer who is a leftist and a racist and you come up with that ? In this thread?

CWforFreedom on December 8, 2009 at 5:58 PM

You obviously have some expectation that political allegiance belies some other parity. Sorry dude. I don’t have act like the rest of you to be one of you.

Dude is insane

Race Card…your name is appropriate

CWforFreedom on December 8, 2009 at 5:59 PM

I’m glad you detect the differences between me and you. Admitting I’m right is the first step.

The Race Card on December 8, 2009 at 7:13 PM

Robinson knows none of this makes any sense, but he knows that people will read his crappy column so long as he creates controversy.

Spathi on December 8, 2009 at 7:16 PM

I’d rather French kiss an angry porcupine, get a BJ from’Jaws’ or play footsie in a toilet with Henry Waxman.

MaiDee on December 8, 2009 at 4:57 PM

too funny!!

with all Tiger’s money, why didn’t he go for high-class, rich, beautiful women?

why go for some losers??

he should be having affairs with Heidi Klum, or someone like sophia loren….ok no one is quite like sophia loren…

right4life on December 8, 2009 at 7:17 PM

The Race Card on December 8, 2009 at 7:13 PM

Your nick is a litmus test for irony.

baldilocks on December 8, 2009 at 7:19 PM

of course every guy KNOWS its all the woman’s fault!!!

tiger is just a victim of vast biological/socialogical forces over which he has no control!!

right4life on December 8, 2009 at 7:22 PM

I blame capitalism.

Metro on December 8, 2009 at 7:23 PM

Tiger’s strength is in his diversity perversity.

Mojave Mark on December 8, 2009 at 7:24 PM

I challenge Republicans to come up with some other type of a response to liberal racism other than to say “see how racist liberals are.”

The Race Card

See how fucked up in the head dumb ass, racist liberals are?”

Done.

xblade on December 8, 2009 at 7:31 PM

Tiger Woods is an agist and a sizist. Where are the middle-aged overweight broads in his harem? I feel slighted, negated, and may need to sue Woods for a few mil to undo the damage to my self esteem. *sniff*

Laura in Maryland

Tiger is also a gayist because none of his partners were guys.

xblade on December 8, 2009 at 7:39 PM

As a black guy with a multi ethnic background, I really shouldn’t be surprised, but I am (unpleasantly). Because of the women I chase/get chased by (usually Goth girls, who usually tend to be white), I catch a lot of similar bullcrap from bystanders and family, both. Being an “ultra-right winger” just makes me even more the despised curiosity. While I couldn’t give a single damn about Woods, I do know what he’s going through.

Virus-X on December 8, 2009 at 8:34 PM

“See how fucked up in the head dumb ass, racist liberals are?”

Done.

xblade on December 8, 2009 at 7:31 PM

+100!

cntrlfrk on December 8, 2009 at 8:38 PM

So now we find out that Tiger was admitted to the hospital with a drug and alcohol overdose.

The drugs…. A m b i e n and V i c o d i n… and alcohol

One of the “girls” said that he liked and they did “A m b i e n $ex”.

ms on December 8, 2009 at 8:52 PM

Tiger’s score card is now up to +11 over par.

Joslyn James–porn star–Tschaaa…. Schwing…

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 9:03 PM

Good way to ruin a great career.

As for the PC thing — visualize a long, wet, well-basted bird. Thp~~~~~~~

hachiban on December 8, 2009 at 9:07 PM

I think they all look like syphilitic whores. Oh yeah, white syphilitic whores.

Poor Elin.

funky chicken on December 8, 2009 at 4:06 PM-
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He did NOT use….. c o n d o m s ….

ms on December 8, 2009 at 9:11 PM

Tiger’s score card is now up to +11 over par.

Joslyn James–porn star–Tschaaa…. Schwing…

ted c on December 8, 2009 at 9:03 PM
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Sick ba$tard…….another porn whore.

There is suppose to be nude pictures of Tiger also…. they are still verify that.

ms on December 8, 2009 at 9:15 PM

How sad that this thread turned so quickly from criticism of Robinson’s statement and to tearing down Woods when at this point it is all speculation as to who and how many. Woods has consciously stayed out of the political and liberal arenas and become wealthy and famous based on his talents – he didn’t ask for the “best black golfer” or any other labels.
Yet the opportunity to be boorish was just too tempting to pass up for some of the commenters.

And black women are EXTREMELY averse to interracial dating.
Theworldisnotenough on December 8, 2009 at 1:37 PM
Tiger knows:
A white woman will take your money.
A black woman will take your money and your life.
faol on December 8, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Democrats are racists….. be they white or black.
ms on December 8, 2009 at 3:03 PM

Believe that is called stereotyping – you provide no proof. Didn’t know you and Ol Al Sharpton were so much alike.

Can someone please get Rev’s. Al and Jackson to comment on Tiger too? Oh, and Rev. Wright as well. I think it’s important to get this from an authority figure.
BKeyser on December 8, 2009 at 1:53 PM

Inevitably when racial issues come up you can count on the Sharpton, Jackson examples to come off the drooling chin of someone. Did Tiger have anything to do with either of the three?

Woods just did what a lot of black athletes with money do: marry a white blonde. The ultimate success in their eyes.
Woods’ crime was marrying one in the first place. With his money, he could have had a different one every day of the week and twice on Sunday without ever having to do the most difficult thing in his world: carry on a conversation about something other than golf.

bradley11 on December 8, 2009 at 1:53 PM

that is about as racist as it gets – “ultimate success” and you can prove that how? And he is a criminal for marrying a white person – sadly no one even called you on that.

Tiger gots da jungle fevah…
D2Boston on December 8, 2009 at 2:07 PM

Childish at best

According to a few of my black male friends,..Cheetah is a racist dawg! The only reason (they claim) a black man goes out w/a white woman is to piss off the white man! Cheetah must really hate whitey!…lol
christene on December 8, 2009 at 2:20 PM

translation: “I’m not racist some of my best friends are black and believe me when they tell me something they have given me the permission to speak on behalf all black citizens….”

Why don’t we just straight up admit that white women are more attractive?
Seven Seas on December 8, 2009 at 2:50 PM

But heaven help you if you generalize white women with a negative label because it means you are racist… grow up you are lucky if anyone dates you.

And the most truly beautiful have white in their background somewhere.
ms on December 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Just as offensive and bigoted as saying “all non-white women are second rate at best” – my guess is you got turned down a lot in your dating days.

I wonder what Mr. Robinson thinks of Seal who cranks out one child after another child with supermodel Hedi Klum. Is he lusting out after a perceived ideal instead of going for a real relationship too?
highhopes on December 8, 2009 at 2:32 PM
What the… Heid and Seal are married to each other.
baldilocks on December 8, 2009 at 6:07 PM

No mea culpa from highhopes for his inaccurate statement?

Bradky on December 8, 2009 at 9:53 PM

Woods appears to have bought into an “official” standard of beauty that is so conventional as to be almost oppressive.

Meanwhile, Robinson appears to have bought into an official standard of ugly.

Chickyraptor on December 8, 2009 at 10:26 PM

Two situations I’ve always wondered about…. I sleep with a TV on and, sometimes in the middle of the night, my bladder awakens me to “Girls Gone Wild” promos. Then there’s these girls popping out of the woods (so to speak) over the “Tiger thing”.

Okay, so you awaken from a dead sleep and either via Fox News or Girls Gone Wild promo, how would you like to find out that your daughter is a total slut?

CC

CapedConservative on December 8, 2009 at 10:27 PM

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