Comments on: Video: Turkey saved or created at the White House

By: johnnyU

johnnyU — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:08:31 +0000

Free Turkey Care.

By: TheAlamos

TheAlamos — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:13:11 +0000

Mr. President, “UNEMPLOYMENT” is not something to make fun of.

You’re alluding that those people losing their jobs and trying hard to look for another one are just “turkeys” in your dinner table, waiting for your mercy not to be slaughtered.

You’ve disgraced your office.

It’s time for the Americans to revolt against your “Royal” attitude. One year is enough.

By: GrannyDee

GrannyDee — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:50:56 +0000

Pretty funny. He actually has good comedic timing.

crr6 on November 25, 2009 at 11:08 PM

And the unemployed are ROFLOL.

By: bloviator

bloviator — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:35:13 +0000

The ‘saved or created’ snark probably went over well with those currently unemployed.

Prez Douchenozzle just can’t help himself.

By: SKYFOX

SKYFOX — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:26:27 +0000

A funny turd is still a turd and, ultimately, what’s funny about that?
How I long for a president with the balls to just say “Hell, no” to these infantile photo-ops with turkeys and pro/college ball teams, etc. Just ask yourself, if the cameras were’nt there, would he do it? Of course not.

By: dthorny

dthorny — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:15:56 +0000

Pretty funny. He actually has good comedic timing.

crr6 on November 25, 2009 at 11:08 PM

Wonderful, we get four years of laughs with the clown.

By: dthorny

dthorny — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:13:56 +0000

Can we say to Obowma to “stuff it”?

By: justltl

justltl — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:32:12 +0000

“Courtesans” is probably not the right word there, is it?
Sorry.
Substitute “maids-in-waiting” or “powerlifters” or something.

By: justltl

justltl — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:19:25 +0000

Say, where was the First “Lady” during this?

It must take a dozen or so courtesans to stuff her into a girdle for these public events, so maybe she didn’t consider it girdleworthy.

By: 2ipa

2ipa — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:48:17 +0000

Pretty funny. He actually has good comedic timing.

crr6 on November 25, 2009 at 11:08 PM

Yeah, too bad for us all he didn’t go into stand-up, as opposed to say, community organizing…

By: Grafted

Grafted — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:25:34 +0000

I was convinced he was going to pardon every turkey in America so we couldn’t have our holiday.

By: crr6

crr6 — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:08:47 +0000

Pretty funny. He actually has good comedic timing.

By: Yellowdog12

Yellowdog12 — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:13:10 +0000

The turkey pardon is silly, but I did think Obama’s remarks were funny.

By: ya2daup

ya2daup — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:47:26 +0000

I thought that was Hillary until I saw that its calves were shapelier.

Cicero43 on November 25, 2009 at 4:28 PM

Experienced birders adhere to this rule for correct identification: “Turkeys have wattles, the SecState has cankles”

By: ya2daup

ya2daup — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:38:05 +0000

So now he's The Un-Precedent? I'm so confused! What about his nuts?

By: conservnut

conservnut — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:36:29 +0000

Hmmmmm, white turkey, obviously a tea party type domestic terrorist foul. Yep, I knew it, he only has a right wing…..Off with his head!!!!

By: There Goes The Neighborhood

There Goes The Neighborhood — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:22:34 +0000

The turkey pardoning ritual is so lame. A truly wise chief executive would have some turkey slaughtering going on in the background to get a little attention.

By: NoLeftTurn

NoLeftTurn — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:20:45 +0000

Boy, first he kills a fly on camera and then he makes light of the turkey pardoning. Teh One is batting a thousand with PETA.

By: Dodd

Dodd — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:06:57 +0000

Turkey "saved or created" is pretty good, but the fine folks at Fark did you one better: News media reports that Obama has pardoned his first turkey. AIG and GM beg to differ

By: There Goes The Neighborhood

There Goes The Neighborhood — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:05:26 +0000

“When this turkey was born few would have foreseen the day when America would be led by a man of African descent.”

Cicero43 on November 25, 2009 at 4:30 PM

Let me be clear, we, um, have a lot, to, um, be thankful for. Just 10 months ago, um, all across the country, uh, people voted in a … historic election … for [long pause while teleprompter is rebooted and text is fed back in] uh … for score and seven years … ago … [ another pause, shakes head] .. uh, uh, for me.

By: Knuckledragger

Knuckledragger — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:52:46 +0000

He saw “Louis Rich” on the package, and thought it was Marc Rich’s brother.

By: onlineanalyst

onlineanalyst — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:38:21 +0000

@Trolls: Don’t forget to download your marching orders from the DCCC so you can spout off more liberal propaganda: DCCC Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet

Mark Boabaca on November 25, 2009 at 4:28 PM

It looks as if Palin and Beck are really in their heads. The Dems are worried.

By: di butler

di butler — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:36:24 +0000

Just my observation, but he does ok in these kind of roles. Cant we have someone who knows how to run a WH come in and do the heavy lifting and let him do all the PR crap like this?

By: BadgerHawk

BadgerHawk — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:04:44 +0000

Anyone else notice how he says they ‘saved or created four turkeys’, right after he mentions that two of those four birds are going to be killed and eaten?

By: Red Cloud

Red Cloud — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:57:33 +0000

He’s high.