Finally: Red Eye interviews the “queen of conservative media”

posted at 7:35 pm on November 25, 2009 by Allahpundit

A racy roundtable segment to mark the boss’s first appearance on the show, featuring a surprisingly contentious Gutfeld/Levy argument about strippers and a soliloquy about breast implants from “Pinch.” No no, I kid: Everyone was on their best behavior for MM, thankfully. The highlight? Gut’s gotcha question about why she continues to employ a certain Chamberlain-esque RINO candy ass. (No, kidding again. Next time, Levy!)

She does get a chance to talk about how it felt to kill that census worker she didn’t kill, and from there it’s an easy segue into the chalky whiteness of MSNBC’s “diverse” primetime line-up. Enjoy.


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AP, do the folks at Red Eye know your true identity?

Yeah, I’ve met Andy and Bill.

Allahpundit on November 25, 2009 at 8:10 PM

I just hope you’re not the beard Greg said Bill was coming back to the show with on Monday (as heard on the D-block Halftime Report, after Michelle’s appearance last night…)

jon1979 on November 25, 2009 at 9:21 PM

he’s Fred Savage, the greatest actor who ever lived.

russcote on November 25, 2009 at 8:59 PM

Really? The greatest? I can’t even begin to imagine who Allah is. I wonder if he has ever been on television as his non-Allah self?

Twice today I have done that. Sorry.

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2009 at 9:21 PM

Hey AllahP, why don’t you go on Red Eye?
You could wear a paper bag over your head like the Unknown Comic or the fans of the New Orleans Saints used to do.

silverfox on November 25, 2009 at 9:23 PM

Class act Michelle as always.

Hmmm, AP = Bill Schulz?

WordsMatter on November 25, 2009 at 8:14 PM

Oh hell no! I mean I like to dig at AP but that is over the top man! :)

conservnut on November 25, 2009 at 9:26 PM

Wow. Worlds collide.

cynccook on November 25, 2009 at 9:26 PM

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2009 at 9:21 PM

I would demand my money back from those over-priced formatting lessons Lox gave you. :)

Geochelone on November 25, 2009 at 9:27 PM

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2009 at 9:21 PM

It was a joke based off the Fox News episode of Family Guy where Lois learns that Fred Savage is the genius actor behind Rush, Moore, Tony Danza, Camryn Manheim, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, John Forsythe and Lars Ulrich.

Brian, the dog, says that Fred Savage is the “greatest actor who ever lived.”

Yeh, I know, it wasn’t funny. Sorry.

russcote on November 25, 2009 at 9:28 PM

AP, do the folks at Red Eye know your true identity?

Weight of Glory on November 25, 2009 at 8:05 PM

Allahpundit and Greg double dated.

Blake on November 25, 2009 at 9:31 PM

S.E.Cupp ?

IowaWoman on November 25, 2009 at 9:33 PM

S.E.Cupp ?

IowaWoman on November 25, 2009 at 9:33 PM

I think that is who they’re talking about. I’d never heard of her before. She is cute though. The “fan mail” page on her blog has some good stuff.

russcote on November 25, 2009 at 9:36 PM

Allahpundit and Greg double dated.

Blake on November 25, 2009 at 9:31 PM

Is AP Greg’s house boy?

HornetSting on November 25, 2009 at 9:37 PM

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2009 at 9:21 PM
I would demand my money back from those over-priced formatting lessons Lox gave you. :)

Geochelone on November 25, 2009 at 9:27 PM

Geochelone:Are you referring to Cindy’s lines gone wild!!
(Cindy,I kid):)

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 9:37 PM

You conservatives are so easily mesmerized.

chumpThreads on November 25, 2009 at 9:17 PM

LOL. Must be hard to be a lib. Considering the “attractive women” of that side. Like Maddow. Or Helen Thomas. Or Huffington.

The reason why Libs are so intimidated by women like Michelle Malkin or Mary Katherine Ham is because they are typical beta males who are scared of a woman’s va-jay-jay. Trust me, I’m a dancer. I’m surrounded by beta males all the time and man, are they are p*ssies…..

Or I’m an alpha female tango follow and everyone is intimidated by me….

mjk on November 25, 2009 at 9:39 PM

AP,

Did you and Andy set this interview up?

smokinjoe on November 25, 2009 at 9:41 PM

If you don’t feel like staying up til 3am or if you don’t have a DVR, you can watch awesome clips from RedEye at Foxews.com. Click on the OnAir icon to the far right (appropriately enough — just kidding!) and then click on the RedEye button. Greg Gutfeld’s Gregalogues are reliably hilarious.

cynccook on November 25, 2009 at 9:42 PM

Yeah, obviously it’s FoxNews.com, not Foxews.

cynccook on November 25, 2009 at 9:42 PM

Hey AllahP, why don’t you go on Red Eye?
You could wear a paper bag over your head like the Unknown Comic or the fans of the New Orleans Saints used to do.

silverfox on November 25, 2009 at 9:23 PM

Andy Levy tweeted that yesterday.

smokinjoe on November 25, 2009 at 9:44 PM

S.E , Ann and Michelle. I would crawl across Death Valley to…

Hummer53 on November 25, 2009 at 9:44 PM

You know what I’m sick of? Allah’s cliche “WhAt COuLD gO WrOnG?” Enough, “DUDE.” Refer to something other than a Rolling Stone writers’ manual for once.
And “NUANCE” is for SUCKAS.

leftnomore on November 25, 2009 at 9:47 PM

C’mon Allahpundit, take on your boss and her third party ways. She’s just like Glenn Beck, wanting a third party to expose the corruption in the republican party.

I honestly can’t believe she said that, but that pretty much sums up Beck’s position to a tee!

So will Allah voice dissent of his boss? in 3…2…1……..

therightscoop on November 25, 2009 at 9:48 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 9:37 PM

Yep. HeHe. So you like BTO?

Geochelone on November 25, 2009 at 9:48 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Yep. HeHe. So you like BTO?

Geochelone on November 25, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Geochelone:Yes I do,and I’m coining Michelle Bachmann,
as Bachmann Overdrive,which goes along great
with SarahCuda,taking care of business and
work’n it overtime!!hehe:)

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:00 PM

So will Allah voice dissent of his boss? in 3…2…1……..

therightscoop on November 25, 2009 at 9:48 PM

I don’t think that I would want to get on Michelle’s bad side, if I were him. She could dress you down, with a smile on her face and you would not even know what happened until you pressed replay.

Johan Klaus on November 25, 2009 at 10:05 PM

the boss’s first appearance on the show

Hasn’t she been on the panel before?

theperfecteconomist on November 25, 2009 at 10:05 PM

I was disappointed in a lack of a proper Red-Eye intro…

Intros can be found here.

She’s so smart that people would kill to wear her thinking cap.

She’s so smart that she’s never lost a game of chess.

F15Mech on November 25, 2009 at 10:07 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:00 PM

Thats funny cause Heart (barracuda) is Canadian too.

How about “American Woman” by the the Canadian band The Guess Who? Another good title track. That would apply.

I like Gordon Lightfoot as well. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a classic.

Geochelone on November 25, 2009 at 10:17 PM

I love it when a hot conservative woman unleashes 150 proof pure right-wing smack like MM ran on Scuzzyface-a. It’s not so much about sexiness, but the fact that if a white southern man said the same thing, he would be instantly dismissed as a klansman.

Lou Budvis on November 25, 2009 at 10:19 PM

Lol,
Greg – …in the solar system, which includes the Sun and other planets…
What’s your favorite planet?

Will Ferrell as Harry Caray – Mine’s the sun… it’s like the King of Planets…

disillusioned on November 25, 2009 at 10:27 PM

That was nice. “I was choking on laughter…and other emotions.” Very nice.

Spirit of 1776 on November 25, 2009 at 10:39 PM

No leg chair for Michelle?

What. A. Gyp.

Kensington on November 25, 2009 at 10:41 PM

Excellent! Witty and concise. First rate as always.

Zorro on November 25, 2009 at 10:45 PM

Michelle … can you replace Allahpundit with Doc Zero? It’s so much much fer HA’s own gewd!

TheAlamos on November 25, 2009 at 10:46 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Thats funny cause Heart (barracuda) is Canadian too.

How about “American Woman” by the the Canadian band The Guess Who? Another good title track. That would apply.

I like Gordon Lightfoot as well. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a classic.

Geochelone on November 25, 2009 at 10:17 PM

Geochelone: American women rocks,heard it when I was in
grade 5,Styx`s has Miss America,love that one
as well!

Wild Eyes by Stampeders goes way back too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lEUtZZOfYk

Gordon LightFoots,song of the Edmund Fitzgerald
always brings tears,my uncle was on the Anderson
that night!

My grandmother worked as a cook,for the Canadian
Steamship lines,and worked for over 15 years on
the Yankcanuk!-:)

http://www.boatnerd.com/pictures/fleet/yankcanuck.htm

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:47 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:00 PM

Michelle Bachmann reminds me more of Maximum Overdrive than BTO.

apocalyptic mayhem ensues when a strange radiation from a closely passing rogue comet, R-Paul, causes all manner of mechanical devices and electrical appliances, aka Paulbots, across the planet Earth to become sentient, self-aware and genocidal for eight days, twenty-nine minutes, and twenty three seconds.

disillusioned on November 25, 2009 at 10:47 PM

TheAlamos on November 25, 2009 at 10:46 PM

No.

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2009 at 10:50 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:00 PM

Michelle Bachmann reminds me more of Maximum Overdrive than BTO.

disillusioned on November 25, 2009 at 10:47 PM

disillusioned: Good call,I must watched it twice within
the last 2 months,hehe:) Enjoy!

Maximum Overdrive/Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49zCW7Tr_0

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:54 PM

Geochelone on November 25, 2009 at 9:27 PM

What? I meant to do that? Why does the strike button have to be right there?

russcote on November 25, 2009 at 9:28 PM

Don’t be sorry, that’s a pretty wide cast of characters Fred is responsible for. I am finding any connection with Lars Ulrich and Rush, other then the fact that I am a big fan of both, oddly funny.

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2009 at 10:58 PM

Geochelone:Are you referring to Cindy’s lines gone wild!!
(Cindy,I kid):)

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 9:37 PM

I like that.

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2009 at 11:01 PM

Yum

Jaibones on November 25, 2009 at 11:02 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:54 PM

thanks. 1:18 through 1:42 and 2:45 to 2:55 made my night. I am still cracking up.

disillusioned on November 25, 2009 at 11:06 PM

Geochelone:Are you referring to Cindy’s lines gone wild!!
(Cindy,I kid):)

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 9:37 PM
I like that.

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2009 at 11:01 PM

Cindy Munford: At your service,tee-hee:)

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 11:08 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:54 PM
thanks. 1:18 through 1:42 and 2:45 to 2:55 made my night. I am still cracking up.

disillusioned on November 25, 2009 at 11:06 PM

disillusioned:Hehe,that what makes H/A a great site!!!:)

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 11:10 PM

Hehe,that what makes H/A a great site!!!:)

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 11:10 PM

You help make this place great. Thanks.

Loxodonta on November 25, 2009 at 11:41 PM

Canopfor, have you joined the AP fanclub on FaceBook?

Laura in Maryland on November 25, 2009 at 11:52 PM

Always good to see more MM.

pugwriter on November 26, 2009 at 12:15 AM

Oh the places conservative women can go with a role model like Malkin! Smart, savvy and un-afraid with common sense.

Red Eye cracks me up; Andy Levy’s pre-half-post reports are my fave!!

TN Mom on November 26, 2009 at 12:32 AM

MM is a rock.

Maquis on November 26, 2009 at 12:40 AM

Greg’s the man and this quality of interview is expected from us regulars, but the mainstream fools should be astounded that Gutfeld can do a better interview than any of the those broadcast pukes making a cool $MIL + a month.

Griz on November 26, 2009 at 12:41 AM

The Boss rocks. Hats off to her for another substantive spot.

johnnybgood on November 26, 2009 at 1:44 AM

I was up late last night and when MM came on, I about wrenched my neck! I couldn’t believe what I was seeing and hearing! I had to go into the LR to watch her on tv. It was great!
When MM is on any show–she owns it–love her!

lovingmyUSA on November 26, 2009 at 2:10 AM

Canopfor, have you joined the AP fanclub on FaceBook?

Laura in Maryland on November 25, 2009 at 11:52 PM

Great idea–I can’t get on facebook with this work computer, or I’d give a link…

lovingmyUSA on November 26, 2009 at 2:11 AM

My dream come true finally.
Malkin+Gutfield+Redeye=Nirvana, whatever that is

oped01 on November 26, 2009 at 3:35 AM

Michelle Malkin: she’s so hot that Tabasco Sauce is now called “Michelle Sauce.”

Mallard T. Drake on November 26, 2009 at 4:15 AM

You know what I’m sick of? Allah’s cliche “WhAt COuLD gO WrOnG?” Enough, “DUDE.”

And yet you’re still here. If you dislike it so much, why comment?

chimney sweep on November 26, 2009 at 5:23 AM

Michelle Malkin: she’s so hot that she can recharge the sun with a kiss.

OlympicLeprechaun on November 26, 2009 at 7:07 AM

therightscoop on November 25, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Yep….that was exactly what I was thinking.

njpat on November 26, 2009 at 8:14 AM

I’m in 100% agreement with MM’s comments on third parties. The GOP elites aren’t going to voluntarily surrender control–we have to take it from them.

Bugler on November 26, 2009 at 9:01 AM

LOL. Must be hard to be a lib. Considering the “attractive women” of that side. Like Maddow. Or Helen Thomas……

mjk on November 25, 2009 at 9:39 PM

Wait a minute?? Those dudes are chicks?!

What I find really funny is how often John Bolton is on Red Eye. He seems to really enjoy himself. Not long before he gets a “real” Red Eye intro.

TugboatPhil on November 26, 2009 at 9:20 AM

Throw in Zo and Crowder…and I think the universe would end.

Crowder’s been on.

YehuditTX on November 26, 2009 at 9:33 AM

My favorite guest is Rep Thad McCotter, the dryest wit in the GOP. Love how he makes fun of Greg.

YehuditTX on November 26, 2009 at 9:35 AM

canopfor on November 25, 2009 at 10:47 PM

Wow the Anderson must have been tossed about that tragic and stormy night.

Thanks for the links, and all your posts in general.

Geochelone on November 26, 2009 at 9:42 AM

I agree with her about accountability and the story about the census worker. It is time to hold other network news shows accountable for misreporting.

The Chris M. segment is, however, one tactic I dislike today. News reports on reporters.

His ratings aren’t that great. He’s big on blogs more than anywhere else. And it’s too incestuous to make these guys into a story. Nobody would even hear the criticism if the news wasn’t about him. That continues the cycle of outrageous pronouncements. Ratings down? Say something awful about the other side. You’ll get attention.

AnninCA on November 26, 2009 at 10:00 AM

She’s sooo pretty….

Irenaeus on November 26, 2009 at 11:22 AM

AP, do the folks at Red Eye know your true identity?

Yeah, I’ve met Andy and Bill.

Allahpundit on November 25, 2009 at 8:10 PM

Allah = Eric Cartman (“Respect my authoritaaaay!!!”)

NightmareOnKStreet on November 26, 2009 at 12:00 PM

***
Maybe I will run into Michelle Malkin some day when I am visiting my wife’s family in the Denver area.
***
Until I can say Thank You in person–Internet will have to do. THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD JOB YOU DO!
***
John Bibb
***

rocketman on November 26, 2009 at 12:30 PM

AP and Ed should be down on their knees giving Thanks for having the best boss in the nation.

Metanis on November 26, 2009 at 1:02 PM

Yeh, I know, it wasn’t funny. Sorry.

The fact that it was on Family Guy should have been your first clue.

Alex_SF on November 26, 2009 at 1:53 PM

Andy Levy and Allahpundit get along ever-so-well online AND in person because they have the same, uh, “personality”

I_C on November 26, 2009 at 1:55 PM

I can has MORE MM?

44Magnum on November 26, 2009 at 5:11 PM

Wow! That was excellent.

TheBigOldDog on November 26, 2009 at 7:55 PM

SMART/HOT

what’s not to like?

Metro on November 26, 2009 at 8:22 PM

Saw MM at the Milwaukee Tea Party. She is pretty damn awesome!

I am of two minds on the third party issue.

I understand that there are some places where a real American can’t get elected and we have settle for a lukewarm bag of snot – like Snowe or Collins.

However, there are other Country Club excreta (like McCain) out their who need to be swept from office (preferably into a small, plain urn) as they have conspired to suck up to people who should have been executed for treason – like Teddy Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi – and caused incredible damage to our nation all just to keep peace amongst their social club.

The big money pukes who fund most of the party activities favor the “don’t rock the boat” clowns and generally move heaven and earth to eliminate folks like Sarah Palin from any sort of high power positions unless they are under the thumb of one of the elect until they mend their ways – which is what Cain intended for Sarah.

The Establishment types came to hate Reagan later, too, but they needed someone Conservative to get rid of that peanut retard from Georgia and they figured Reagan would be controllable as he had handled California with finesse.

While I wish it weren’t true, I fear a third party will never really be very truly successful in changing the trends in the long term as it will not only be assaulted from the left, but by the right as well AND, honestly it will attract a lot of crazy people – which will be used to scare the public.

If you want a prime example look no further than Ron Paul. A lot of people around him scare even whacko’s like myself. Anyone that can for one second be a “911 truther”…cue the Twilight Zone music!!

babylonandon on November 26, 2009 at 8:28 PM

employ a certain Chamberlain-esque RINO candy ass

Someone looks like Richard Chamberlain? Is that before or after he got old?

And what is Rino candy?

The last part I get

entagor on November 26, 2009 at 11:34 PM

Woohooo! Michelle is gorgeous as ever!!! Glad they were finally able to get Michelle on the show, and hopefully next time they will get her on the set in person.

dec5 on November 27, 2009 at 7:14 AM

Michelle is just hot, man

georgealbert on November 27, 2009 at 2:27 PM

Finally: Red Eye interviews the “queen of conservative media”

What are you talking about? They have Ann Culter on all the time.

Boxy_Brown on November 27, 2009 at 2:46 PM

for a while i held the theory that allah was the guy who did communists for kerry dressed up as che, but then he said he was a plump feller.

pic at the link. he’s got a little bit of a gut there.

eh on November 27, 2009 at 3:04 PM

hey allah,

if someone guesses your identity correctly:

1) would you confirm?

2) is there a prize?

eh on November 27, 2009 at 3:07 PM

Michelle Malkin is awesome.

She would be a fantastic Press Secretary in the Palin administration.

justltl on November 27, 2009 at 8:37 PM

Hey, is there a problem with the embedded video? It comes up on this machine with the “get flash player” page, only in a small window that keeps you from doing anything. This machine HAS flashplayer, and I just updated it to the latest version. No change.

njcommuter on November 27, 2009 at 10:39 PM

Long live AllahPundit — queen of the rinos.

My collie says:

So does this mean AllahPundit is sort of like the “Ice Queen” in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe ?

Not exactly — with the “Ice Queen” it was always winter, but NEVER Christmas. With AllahPundit, it’s always moderate conservatism, but NEVER True Conservatism — (whatever THAT is).

CyberCipher on November 28, 2009 at 5:21 PM

Michelle is just hot, man

I guess…if you think Sam Cassell is hot that is.

CyberCipher, dude, you jumped the shark with your silly “my collie” schtick about a year ago. You’re really kind of an idiot.

dakine on November 28, 2009 at 9:24 PM

CyberCipher, dude, you jumped the shark with your silly “my collie” schtick about a year ago. You’re really kind of an idiot.

dakine on November 28, 2009 at 9:24 PM

My collie says:

At least CC is an EDUCATED idiot, dakine — which MAY be more than we can say for YOU.

Proud Rino doesn’t like the collie either– ESPECIALLY since he lost his argument with him today in the Fenstermaker thread.

CyberCipher on November 28, 2009 at 10:50 PM

CC, you’re seriously playing the “who is more EDUCATED” card…really? You really want to compare package sizes? Go for it. Watcha got?

dakine on November 28, 2009 at 10:58 PM

Michelle is just hot, man

I guess…if you think Sam Cassell is hot that is.

dakine on November 28, 2009 at 9:24 PM

If you mean Sam Cassell the basketball player….

No…tiny Michelle’s exquisite looks and hawtness doesn’t depend on Sam, the famous 6’3″Champion NBA Houston Rocket star’s (Angelina Jolie type smile) and handsome childlike soft features.

Michelle’s beauty is pretty much a definite eye candy experience by itself. :)

dec5 on November 29, 2009 at 1:48 AM

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