Video: The Tiffany Network’s tradition of objective journalism
posted at 9:30 am on November 24, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
Just in case you might be wondering about the kind of coverage the CBS Evening News will give the health-care bill in the coming weeks of Senate debate, Noel Sheppard of Newsbusters caught this big signal from Katie Couric on CBS’s website. Couric offers this little poem, based very loosely on “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement Clark Moore, on CBS.com’s Notebook, and gives a cutesy endorsement to Olympia Snowe and any aisle-crossing she might to do save Harry Reid’s bacon:
Twas just weeks before Christmas and what do you know
Senate Democrats are once again praying for Snowe.
They won 60 votes to start the debate
But they’re back to square one and the just have to wait.
Wait for Blue Dogs like Nelson and Lincoln
Who say a public option would mean the economy sinkin’.
Wait for Joe Lieberman who says it won’t pass
And hope Mary Landrieu can change her mind fast.The Republican votes right now total zero
But a trigger could make one woman a hero.
The moderate who hails from the land way up north
Could save Harry Reid’s Christmas with a deal she brought forth.
Urging government plans for when private ones fail
To think: both sides happy, can both sides prevail?
At this point no compromise looms within sight
That means after Thanksgiving it’s on with the fight.
Enjoy your turkey and know we’ll be here
To help make this tough topic just a little more clear.
Yes, I remember fondly when Edward R. Murrow used to bastardize children’s poems in order to flack for policy on the air at the Tiffany Network. This may have been my favorite Murrow ditty:
Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere Kefauver went, Stevenson’s sure to go.
OK, OK, the meter was a little rusty, but it was Murrow, man!
And to think that people don’t take Couric seriously as a journalist ….










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Marxist poetry
darwin on November 24, 2009 at 9:32 AM
He is not a journalist.
artist on November 24, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Ugh. I wonder who wrote that piece of crap. You know it wasn’t perky katy.
Brat4life on November 24, 2009 at 9:33 AM
It hasn’t been a very good 24 hours for Couric. That said, I’m eagerly awaiting her haiku on the unemployment rate.
Doughboy on November 24, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Id hit dat
blatantblue on November 24, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Retching! Can’t breathe!
Loxodonta on November 24, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Perhaps Dianne Sawyer will bring more She-Ra gravitas to the anchor desk?
myrenovations on November 24, 2009 at 9:34 AM
This just makes Palin look all the more intelligent, not engaging with Couric (the perky one), shows that Palin is miles ahead of these goofballs…but Couric does get to go to all the cool parties…
right2bright on November 24, 2009 at 9:34 AM
It is so fun to watch the ‘mighty’ fall. kkkkkkkkatie, just keep on making a fool of yourself. Another lib bites the dust…
clinker46 on November 24, 2009 at 9:34 AM
Embarassing that they gave her an award.
AnninCA on November 24, 2009 at 9:34 AM
I thought she wanted to be taken seriously?
CityFish on November 24, 2009 at 9:35 AM
Wonder if katy will be dancing at the state dinner?
Brat4life on November 24, 2009 at 9:35 AM
Katy Couric has all the intellectual heft of Betty Boop.
petefrt on November 24, 2009 at 9:35 AM
I beg of you Hot Air deciders, if Couric gets any important interviews or delves into serious journalism, you’ll always use the Katie-Kat dance pic for the blog post.
myrenovations on November 24, 2009 at 9:35 AM
The network anchor
she should always demonstrate
objectivity.
cs89 on November 24, 2009 at 9:36 AM
When did Keith Olberman take over Katie”s body?
KLI50 on November 24, 2009 at 9:36 AM
She’s shakin’ it for shakedown!
abobo on November 24, 2009 at 9:36 AM
Really, Katy?
Endeavor to be a lady.
I insist you do
Don’t you?
If by chance you read this
Stop the madness, sis.
Anything to win is
Nefarious at best.
Anyways, Katy, you and yours are
Shady Shady
Shady
SouthernGent on November 24, 2009 at 9:36 AM
With what?
darwin on November 24, 2009 at 9:36 AM
I think Sarah Palin’s truthfulness in the book about the perky one has finally driven her over the edge.
SouthernGent on November 24, 2009 at 9:37 AM
Katie lied.
Coronagold on November 24, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Gosh, I miss Rather’s folksy Texas metaphors… And isn’t Katy about due for a Chicago cab ride?
Doorgunner on November 24, 2009 at 9:38 AM
A solid fence post would do it.
myrenovations on November 24, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Ms. Couric is a real patron of the arts, poems and dance. She must be so proud.
Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 9:38 AM
A THIRTTTYYYY NINE AND A HALF FOOT POOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEE
blatantblue on November 24, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Even the moronic CBS execs who decided on Couric were heard to groan after this broadcast.
Bishop on November 24, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Rodent.
TXUS on November 24, 2009 at 9:39 AM
In December, UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR! Every day call your senator. . . especially if they are Democrats. I will offer things to say every day. Mainly say . . . don’t vote for the bill because. . .
you will cut Medicare,
you will saddle states with unfunded mandates.
force people off their plan at work that they like
raise taxes.
Spread them out over several days. I will be calling and mailing a letter every day to my D senator. . . you should too. December is when you kill this bill. DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
ThackerAgency on November 24, 2009 at 9:39 AM
She’s not just writing poems. On her notebook cover, she’s scrawling hearts that have the initial KC+BO with an arrow drawn through. Also, she’s splashed her notebook cover with variations on her future hoped-for married name: “Katie Obama,” “Mrs. Katie Obama,” etc.
FlameWarrior on November 24, 2009 at 9:39 AM
A 9 wood.
uknowmorethanme on November 24, 2009 at 9:40 AM
News anchors rhyming their political opinions? What’s next? Eight year olds singing about how great the President is?
LibTired on November 24, 2009 at 9:41 AM
Id hit dat
blatantblue on November 24, 2009 at 9:33 AM
I know it’s the holidays, kiddo. But you shouldn’t be drinking this early in the morning.
The CBS Evening News – Objective Broadcast Journalism at its finest…modeled after Venezuela.
Rose are red,
Violets are blue.
Katie can’t dance,
And comes off as a shrew.
kingsjester on November 24, 2009 at 9:41 AM
And what to my wondering eyes did appear…………holy crap it’s frau Katie with propoganda this year!
justonevictory on November 24, 2009 at 9:41 AM
Will dance for propaganda.
Is she going to have a special Kwanzaa message for ObamaCare?
JammieWearingFool on November 24, 2009 at 9:41 AM
Katy, not only was the dancing undignified, but women of a certain age do not wear sleeveless dresses. Or
Wethal on November 24, 2009 at 9:42 AM
they are big on selling this thing as a Christmas gift to everyone
jp on November 24, 2009 at 9:42 AM
I hear voices…..
hawkman on November 24, 2009 at 9:42 AM
Um. You can’t even get a hit with what little you have.
How much is Allahpundit paying you to make him look good in comparison?
Loxodonta on November 24, 2009 at 9:43 AM
A Bad Rheyme is a Crime.
She doesn’t know it
but she is no poet.
The Perky One has no clue
But the Other Won is through.
His Polls are in the tank
And she still a Skank.
Crossed the Rubicon
For this Great Con.
Stick to your other Job
And keep sucking that Knob.
Holger on November 24, 2009 at 9:43 AM
AP takes me out for appletinis on thursday nights!
blatantblue on November 24, 2009 at 9:44 AM
Noting the picture, I thought black was supposed to be slimming.
loudmouth883 on November 24, 2009 at 9:44 AM
Definitely Karma. *haha
AnninCA on November 24, 2009 at 9:44 AM
What caused Katie to go with that Dykie hair-doo.
jake-the-goose on November 24, 2009 at 9:44 AM
I’m pretty right wing and I\’ve always liked Couric… I think she’s the easiest to listen to… but my mom’s a country democrat and she really, really hates Katie Couric…
she was hopeful about Palin but got turned off to her by the time that election was held…
ninjapirate on November 24, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Given a choice of nightly poetry reading and the photo images, I’d prefer that CBS change the name of Katie’s show to “Dancing With the Drunken News Star”.
jon1979 on November 24, 2009 at 9:47 AM
Does Frum know?
Loxodonta on November 24, 2009 at 9:47 AM
Palin will have a rematch with Couric at some point. She has to. And when(not if) she nails that interview, the left will no longer be able to use their previous encounter as alleged proof that she’s dumb or unqualified for higher office.
Doughboy on November 24, 2009 at 9:48 AM
Frum
glum
plum
thumb
numb
scum
bum
rum
c– nevermind
blatantblue on November 24, 2009 at 9:49 AM
Into the ancient pond
A frog jumps
Katie Couric!
Grow Fins on November 24, 2009 at 9:49 AM
Couric is a Journalist?!
catmman on November 24, 2009 at 9:51 AM
Po’-try
Shy Guy on November 24, 2009 at 9:52 AM
Is this why CBS Evening News ratings tanked after Couric got that gazillion dollar anchor slot and haven’t risen since?
What a liberal hack!
Liam on November 24, 2009 at 9:52 AM
I personally thought Gibson was as bad as Couric in his interview with Palin. I noticed she wasn’t as tough on him, though.
AnninCA on November 24, 2009 at 9:54 AM
I thought Thursday was mani-pedi night. Didn’t know the salon served ‘tinis.
TXUS on November 24, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Katie’s showing her colon again
Bevan on November 24, 2009 at 9:55 AM
I got a letter in the mail yesterday from my Representative, who has voted correctly, and encouraged me to really work on contacting our senators. One of my senator is a total waste and looks forward to the single payer option.
Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 9:56 AM
AnninCA on November 24, 2009 at 9:54 AM
It has been mentioned, and Gibson has a place in her book as well. However, the Couric interview has been discussed much more, and therefore receives more of a response.
cs89 on November 24, 2009 at 9:56 AM
I think I smell a Pulitzer for Poetry!
Nethicus on November 24, 2009 at 9:56 AM
He seemed to take a condescending tone with her, but his actual questions were fine. And she handled them well, aside from the Bush Doctrine one which would’ve also stumped 99.9999% of the country.
Doughboy on November 24, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Thanks to this famous poem by Murrow, Kefauver went on to eliminate the Mob in America. No wonder Katie decided to use such an effective form of… oh wait!
rihar on November 24, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Creative Journalist.
antisocial on November 24, 2009 at 10:01 AM
….”and to all a good night”
Now back to my standard off air prone position with my lips planted squarely on Obama’s butt.
That’s right CBS, pay ten’s of millions of dollars to have a liberal activists regurgitate democratic talking points and leave the factual analysis to the Pajama wearing bloggers.
Gotta love the MSM losing more and more credibility with each passing day.
The more they cheerlead for Obama, the worse the polling on his policies gets.
(via drudge)
Keep up the good work Katie!!!!
Baxter Greene on November 24, 2009 at 10:02 AM
That was certainly enough for me. I was amazed. But she was nice about it in her book. She did mention exactly what I said: He reminded her, too, of a high school principal.
I had to laugh when I read that. I bet I typed that same line 100 times last year. It was a bullseye description.
AnninCA on November 24, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Ever see what happens when you hit concrete with a 9 wood?
Amendment X on November 24, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Obama means jobs
“Ignore the truth” says The One
funemployment ROCKS!
rihar on November 24, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Little Katie Muppet sat on a tuffet, having her wine and brie
Along came a brain that caused her such pain, it caused Katie Muppet to flee.
RadClown on November 24, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Dan Rather was right. This is tarted-up news.
mizflame98 on November 24, 2009 at 10:06 AM
She’s not cheering on the Democratic health reform agenda, heavens no. Nothing partisan in that ‘poetry’. Barf.
ProfessorMiao on November 24, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Call them every day and tell them you don’t want them to vote for this bill. . . even if it is a lost cause. . . especially if it is a lost cause.
ThackerAgency on November 24, 2009 at 10:10 AM
You know, if she had her own blog where she did this kind of nonsense, I wouldn’t really care. But using CBS News as a platform for her own partisan endorsements is asinine.
Nethicus on November 24, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Meanwhile, across the meadow, lorien, the elder alpha bison, turns to young, stubby-horned blatantblue and hoofs the sod angrily.
Patrick S on November 24, 2009 at 10:10 AM
I have a poem for them…Rose’s are red violet’s are blue…drop dead.
EnochCain on November 24, 2009 at 10:11 AM
’74 Plymouth.
SKYFOX on November 24, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Ayers writes prose and poetry equally as well.
faraway on November 24, 2009 at 10:12 AM
What does she read to get her information?
Saltysam on November 24, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Once endangered, cougars are rebounding to the point that they are becoming a threat in our communities.
Mr. Joe on November 24, 2009 at 10:12 AM
No not a tart. I think Attack of the Killer Tomatoes said it best at this point (5:20) when describing Katie.
rihar on November 24, 2009 at 10:13 AM
How does it make any sense for ratings to shill for something so unpopular?
I can understand from a ratings standpoint piling on and bias when the public is with you. But this is just professional suicide.
commodore on November 24, 2009 at 10:13 AM
I’d hit it like a red-headed stepchild.
I’d hit it till the cops showed up with the blue lights flashing to book me on Assault and Battery.
I’d hit it with a lot of hate involved.
Holger on November 24, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Couric’s a journalist? That’s like calling Willard Scott a meterologist.
highhopes on November 24, 2009 at 10:13 AM
A little Andrew Dice Clay poetry would come in handy right now:
Little Miss Muffet….
Bishop on November 24, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Which would have been fine with Rather if he had been the tart.
highhopes on November 24, 2009 at 10:14 AM
She sure is a cheaper date than Mary Landrieu.
gsherin on November 24, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Conservatives are red.
Liberals are blue,
Obama’s a marxist
Katie is one too.
katy on November 24, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Ohhh!
thomasaur on November 24, 2009 at 10:19 AM
She is a total ditz.Make that DITZ.
theTarCzar on November 24, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Does she drink?
sherry on November 24, 2009 at 10:22 AM
An ode to Obama
A bird soaring high and high in the sky
As soon as I look in the sky
it craps in my eye……
faraway on November 24, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Joe Biden’s motorcade?
red winger on November 24, 2009 at 10:22 AM
For Katy’s next trick she will attempt to come up with a rhyme for Pohkeestan when 0gabe announces troop build ups next week…
____________
Hey networks – if you are wondering why you are losing viewers then look no further then the intelligence-challenged Couric.
o/t – how many “courics” does Katy weigh?
Branch Rickey on November 24, 2009 at 10:23 AM
RATINGS? I don’t need no stinking ratings!!!!
SDarchitect on November 24, 2009 at 10:24 AM
I always liked:
Jack and Jill went up a hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
OH!!!
Doughboy on November 24, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Fixed!
Looks like Okras diet is workin for Kattie too!
When she’s not written bad poetry she must spend her time eatin!
dhunter on November 24, 2009 at 10:24 AM
I guess she’s pimping for an NEA grant.
As to the ‘other’ matter, this is the era of vid-capable cellphones; you’d think the word has gotten around by now.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, one of Obaka’s pet thugs speaks his mind:
http://fwd4.me/5eQ
The ‘end game’: there will be NO alternative to Perky Katie, and her ilk.
I trust Hot Air has a plan to move to a Canadian server, if worse comes to worse.
CPT. Charles on November 24, 2009 at 10:25 AM
It could be worse. CBS could replace Couric with Rosie O’Donnell. Then we’d all get to hear every night how fire can’t melt steel and objective reporting is biased against gays and lesbians–in the same way standard math tests are racist.
Liam on November 24, 2009 at 10:25 AM
A Cougar. /Dick Cheney
Holger on November 24, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Who knew Katie was such an Renaissance woman – mother, newsreader, poet, dancer! Indeed, I think Newsweek should put her on the cover, using a picture of her busting a move.
Buy Danish on November 24, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Then MSNBC would lose what little market share they have.
highhopes on November 24, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Then it’s one down, five to go!
Liam on November 24, 2009 at 10:32 AM
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