The sadly obligatory “Katie Couric hits the dance floor” post
posted at 9:19 pm on November 23, 2009 by Allahpundit
I didn’t want to post it, but in honor of Sarahpalooza and to make amends for last night’s QOTD (sample comment: “Go screw yourself Allah… F@#$ you, you piece of garbage”), I feel obliged. Here you go, ‘Cuda fans; let he who is without the sin of drunken dancing cast the first stone.
If and when we finally have the big Hot Air blog conference, we’re going to get eight to 10 shots of Stoli into Ed and re-create this exact scene. Unless we get eight to 10 shots into me and I re-create it first. May the sloppiest drunk win, Morrissey! Exit question: Who’s laughing harder tonight, Palin fans at Katie or Katie at Palin fans?
Update: Hmmmm.
Update (Ed): It doesn’t take any alcohol to make me look that bad on the dance floor. I look goofier than that stone cold sober. You’ll have to buy me at least three rounds to get out there at all, though.
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::vomits::
Skippy3000 on November 23, 2009 at 9:21 PM
shake it baby
but don’t break it
if you do then give AP a piece. : )
hawkman on November 23, 2009 at 9:23 PM
I’m sure Dan Rather was the “Disco Inferno” champ of the CBS News staff as well.
Katie needs to lay off the Mojito’s.
portlandon on November 23, 2009 at 9:23 PM
Damn, when did Perky get so thick ?? Allah might just have found a new chubby to chase.
bessex on November 23, 2009 at 9:23 PM
I’d hit it.
lorien1973 on November 23, 2009 at 9:23 PM
It’s like staring at the Gates of Hell.
LibTired on November 23, 2009 at 9:24 PM
I just have to check the byline on that Politico article and all becomes clear.
“Insider,” indeed. How much you bet that woman was the pro-amnesty adviser for Juan McCain?
KingGold on November 23, 2009 at 9:24 PM
Reminds me of Elaine…..
drjohn on November 23, 2009 at 9:24 PM
It gets better,good lord,I’m on IOwnTheWorld site,turn my
back,andgo back to H/A and,
bam,theres Catty sumpin Couric!!
Theres another photo of Couric doing the NASTY!!!!!
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=11364
canopfor on November 23, 2009 at 9:25 PM
Nasty !!
stenwin77 on November 23, 2009 at 9:26 PM
I just duced it up a bit ago. I would rate it a 3 Couric.
Octavia on November 23, 2009 at 9:26 PM
That would be me. And personally, if I was on the dance floor and Katie swaggered up to grind on me like the poor lady in brown, I would whip out the pepper spray.
Emily M. on November 23, 2009 at 9:26 PM
So, will other State Media outlets use Katie’s drunken trollop photos on their covers every time they discuss her?
18-1 on November 23, 2009 at 9:26 PM
Should be and go,forgot zee space!!Ugharoo.
canopfor on November 23, 2009 at 9:26 PM
What a drunken mess. The woman has issues.
cubachi on November 23, 2009 at 9:27 PM
I just threw up in my mouth—a lot.
Redneck Woman on November 23, 2009 at 9:27 PM
I saw this earlier today at Ace’s, and wondered if you’d jump on it–I mean the story…
lovingmyUSA on November 23, 2009 at 9:28 PM
She’s one nasty looking cougar, that’s for sure…fortunately, it didn’t diminish my opinion of her one bit.
AUINSC on November 23, 2009 at 9:29 PM
I thought wearing black was supposed to have a slimming effect. Katie and Michelle prove that is not necessary so…
trs on November 23, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Ohhhh Dude! Elaine! yeaaahhh!
ted c on November 23, 2009 at 9:30 PM
Gawd,I hope Couric wasn’t struttin to the tune of Exile,
I want to kiss you all over!!
canopfor on November 23, 2009 at 9:30 PM
She makes Elaine from “Seinfeld” look like a good dancer.
(With apologies to MST3K)
SagebrushPuppet on November 23, 2009 at 9:30 PM
Good time for some hoppes#9, good night.
fourdeucer on November 23, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Cougar Fever gone mad!
canopfor on November 23, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Man, I remember watching Couric when she was on WRC-TV 4 in Washington.
She was perky.
Here she looks like she could be a runner for the South African women’s track team.
Or men’s.
As if there’s a difference.
SteveMG on November 23, 2009 at 9:33 PM
Gird your loins backasswards
Geochelone on November 23, 2009 at 9:33 PM
I wanna be sedated…
ted c on November 23, 2009 at 9:34 PM
I don’t know what Couric is doing, but someone had better stock the restrooms with plenty of toilet paper from the looks of it.
madmonkphotog on November 23, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Excellent intro AP and thanks but I’ll be the designated driver!
tim c on November 23, 2009 at 9:35 PM
saw this earlier today at Ace’s, and wondered if you’d jump on it–I mean the story…
lovingmyUSA on November 23, 2009 at 9:28 PM
lovingmyUSA:
Jump on it!!:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWiqnPIxIdM
canopfor on November 23, 2009 at 9:35 PM
“Watch out world, here comes the Katie-cuda”
darwin-t on November 23, 2009 at 9:36 PM
from the politico story
and 0gabe does??
Think those in Honduras, who Teh Won continues to say led a coup d’etat when they in fact enforced the constitution, would welcome Sarahcuda’s love of freedom over 0gabe’s love of supporting Chavez type dictatorships? Yeah, me too.
________________
The Perky One makes me vomit from her disingenuous statism on a good day; the thought of watching her age-inappropriately-dressed self dancing is too much to handle.
Branch Rickey on November 23, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Jonathan Martin with another Palin Hit…SUPRISE!
Dritanian on November 23, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Eight to 10 shots of Stoli plus a few Jack chasers and I might consider hitting it.
JammieWearingFool on November 23, 2009 at 9:40 PM
“Watch out world, here comes the Katie-cuda”
darwin-t on November 23, 2009 at 9:36 PM
darwin-t: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I’m kidding):)
canopfor on November 23, 2009 at 9:40 PM
oh bloody hmmmmm… you guys are so nice… I’ve got to find somewhere else to get a cheap laugh at. AllahP, why was you born too late, sugah…???
Fortunata on November 23, 2009 at 9:41 PM
I am without sin, at least as far as dancing goes, so I’ll cast that first mutha. And the second and third. And fourth, unless someone beats me to it.
Allah, more Sully Sex, less scary strumpets, s’il vous plait.
Splashman on November 23, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Ridiculing Katie Couric was just the palate cleanser I needed after reading about the 300 million dollar Louisiana purchase.
anniekc on November 23, 2009 at 9:41 PM
She looks like she still has that endoscope jammed up there.
BDavis on November 23, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Palin fans at Katie. :)
Bob's Kid on November 23, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Looks like we have a new cover for the next issue of Newsweek…
Oh, wait!
Seven Percent Solution on November 23, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Sweet Mother of God that woman is a total train wreck. Her poor children will have to look at that…and then go to school the next day. Her performance on the Evening News is embarrassing enough, but this?
Rational Thought on November 23, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Let’s not rush to judgement about blatantblue’s night out.
nyx on November 23, 2009 at 9:45 PM
I have no problems with Mrs. Couric dancing and having a good time.
SouthernGent on November 23, 2009 at 9:46 PM
You do day old doughnuts
:)
My thought exactly
CWforFreedom on November 23, 2009 at 9:46 PM
Come on, Allah…you know you’d hit it.
fossten on November 23, 2009 at 9:46 PM
Whatever, she’s having some fun, being perky.
exdeadhead on November 23, 2009 at 9:47 PM
hot
BPD on November 23, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Do you think lorien would fight him for it?
Fortunata on November 23, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Nice. This post must mean unequivocal proof that Allah is a RINO. I mean, it’s right there! Can noone else see it? PLEASE!
Ah, screw it. I’m going to go auto-tune a Facebook status..
Nethicus on November 23, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Still drunk?
d1carter on November 23, 2009 at 9:49 PM
**ralph**
HAnthonyWayne on November 23, 2009 at 9:49 PM
I couldn’t care less. We’ve got socialized medicine being shoved down our collective throats, a bunch of climatologists getting away with lying about how using incandescent lightbulbs will kill the Earth, a President who refuses to acknowledge that a Jihadist terrorist was in the US Army and used his position to kill a bunch of Patriots, and people care about pictures of freaking Katie Couric dancing at some party? WTF people???!!!! Stay focused on what’s important!!!
BobOfTexas on November 23, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Hot.
Yup. I said it.
MadisonConservative on November 23, 2009 at 9:52 PM
That was boner-neutral.
Chuck Schick on November 23, 2009 at 9:54 PM
“Sweet Fancy Moses”
Hening on November 23, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Ace has the Snewsweek cover story on perky Katie.
james23 on November 23, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Picture 4 reminds me of the Sat night live skit with zero and the guy from China, when he bends over. Maybe Katie is getting ready for(I’m not going to say it. I’m thinking it)what’s coming with Zero in charge.
Brat4life on November 23, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Huh? I’m glad that Palin dissed those race hustlers at Univision. I wish someone would explain to me why minorities’ issues are any different than white’s issues. Unless their main needs are illegal alien amnesty and welfare. I mean WTF? How about we all just focus on issues that affect AMERICA and AMERICANS!
mrsmwp on November 23, 2009 at 9:56 PM
As to Couric: you shouldn’t mix your ADD drugs with alcohol, Katie…
And in regards to Palin being ‘unprepared’ to talk about hispanic issues – HA! Palin probably had a lot to say, but she wasn’t going to kiss La Raza’s ass like John does. I say McCains people nixed Sarah from the interview, and invented the ‘not prepared’ excuse.
Timothy S. Carlson on November 23, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Um.
Yeah, this was the best part of my day.
Although I pitied the poor child who witnessed her grind up on that (quite seriously into it) other lady.
icky.
Diane on November 23, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Hot?
Only in a hot blumpkin pie kind of way.
pedestrian on November 23, 2009 at 9:58 PM
I forgot where that came from. Perfection.
Diane on November 23, 2009 at 9:58 PM
So…..Katie can dance….who can’t. But can she shoot and hit her target?
Rovin on November 23, 2009 at 10:00 PM
She needs a “Drill here, Drill Now” sticker on her back.
thomasaur on November 23, 2009 at 10:02 PM
I like seeing that the elites can still get drunk and have a good time.
Of course, if that were Palin, Couric would use the photo for every single story she did on her, so I’m still going to ridicule her for a bit.
Don’t throw out your back, Grandma.
BadgerHawk on November 23, 2009 at 10:02 PM
One word,, Yuck!
JellyToast on November 23, 2009 at 10:04 PM
pedestrian on November 23, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Palin Fans at Kaite..
because we have more Samoans up here then Latinos. And didn’t realize latinos had “issues” we were suppose to know about?
upinak on November 23, 2009 at 10:05 PM
She’s definitely no AILF.
Sharke on November 23, 2009 at 10:06 PM
At least Katie had an excuse for the on-air colonoscopy on the Today Show. These photos make her look like some ‘B’ movie villainess from a 1950s science fiction film about to pounce on her helpless victim.
jon1979 on November 23, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Judging by how hard and how fast ‘Cuda’s people hit back, this smells more like Palin refusing to tow the amnesty line. This makes much more sense…otherwise, why even bother to book time with Jorge Ramos?
Jorge Bonilla on November 23, 2009 at 10:06 PM
nice. stay classy there liberal.
upinak on November 23, 2009 at 10:06 PM
No way she would make it past the first vote off on “Dancing With The Stars”.
pilamaye on November 23, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Sarah Palin needs a few of those Couric, “the moth-eaten cougar pelt,” photos laminated to keep in her purse. Then if she ever is getting sh*t from the not-so-perky one, she could pull one of them out and say, “Yo, Katy, what was up with THIS? Girl, you need to do some road work with me. A couple of sub four-hour marathons and you’ll be perky again, honey, believe me.”
smellthecoffee on November 23, 2009 at 10:12 PM
I think he’s talking about Couric.
BadgerHawk on November 23, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Is “Allahpundit” Markos Moulitsas Zúniga’s pen name???
Karmi on November 23, 2009 at 10:18 PM
Whatever happened to “don’t ask, don’t air”? *shudder*
sulla on November 23, 2009 at 10:22 PM
Is this Katie’s audition tape?
lonestar1 on November 23, 2009 at 10:23 PM
So…Katie Couric will be doing an “Artistic” Playboy spread now right? I mean, if Levi Johnston can do it…..
portlandon on November 23, 2009 at 10:25 PM
I’d hit it?
….hell yes, with a Louisville Slugger!
try again later on November 23, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Yet we can’t see Carrie Prejean’s videos!?
AaronGuzman on November 23, 2009 at 10:28 PM
Someone please do a photoshop mock-up using picture #2.
scrubjay on November 23, 2009 at 10:34 PM
Or picture # 3
macncheez on November 23, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Some people need to stay away from alcohol, and not necessarily because they’re chemically addicted. They just need to stay far…far…away from it.
RBMN on November 23, 2009 at 10:36 PM
I’m sure Katie is laughing again in her uninformed and wrong way, apparently being aided and abetted by snickering types on “our” side.
Will this merit an “Update” or its own thread?
You know, some of us, as with GWB, assume the snarks coming out against Palin are not correct since none have stuck so far. Best to go with the side that has earned credibility.
KittyLowrey on November 23, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Sorry for all the crap you take Allah. Misdirected rage, imo.
Midas on November 23, 2009 at 10:44 PM
The McCain camp just doesn’t have any credibility. Whatever they say about Palin should be taken with a big grain of salt, if not dismissed outright. And if you can dance at all after ten shots of Stoli, you’re a better man than me.
clearbluesky on November 23, 2009 at 10:46 PM
LOL
beachgirlusa on November 23, 2009 at 10:47 PM
Understatement of the century
Norwegian on November 23, 2009 at 10:50 PM
The Weasel Dance?
Zorro on November 23, 2009 at 10:51 PM
::Buicks::
But seriously…. no big deal. She was having a few drinks and celebrating a HUGE promotion. Nothing wrong with that. I’ve seen people behaving much, much worse than that at bars, weddings, etc. after a few.
UltimateBob on November 23, 2009 at 10:52 PM
Enough to turn James Bond gay.….
Braindroppings on November 23, 2009 at 10:54 PM
Imagine what Katie would do with images of Sarah Palin behaving like this?
Yes, we can all say we’ve behaved that way or have had good friends or family do so at parties. Fine, no argument. I’m just thinking of how vicious Ms. Perks would be to Palin. I doubt, though, that Palin would be caught in such a situation.
KittyLowrey on November 23, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Man, she got soooo hammered at that party that 3 more tequillas after that dance number she accidentally said something positive about Palin.
Man she’ll regret that in the morning.
DrAllecon on November 23, 2009 at 10:57 PM
I’ll be in my bunk…burning out my own eyes.
29Victor on November 23, 2009 at 11:02 PM
“Ya wanna dance?” —Duke Nukem
Sir Loin on November 23, 2009 at 11:03 PM
she’s looking pretty good in those pics. i can see why laura ingraham’s fiance left her to be with couric. who want’s someone who won’t dance at a party?
eh on November 23, 2009 at 11:04 PM
How do we know she’s dancing badly from still photos?
Chris_Balsz on November 23, 2009 at 11:11 PM
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