The sadly obligatory “Katie Couric hits the dance floor” post

posted at 9:19 pm on November 23, 2009 by Allahpundit

I didn’t want to post it, but in honor of Sarahpalooza and to make amends for last night’s QOTD (sample comment: “Go screw yourself Allah… F@#$ you, you piece of garbage”), I feel obliged. Here you go, ‘Cuda fans; let he who is without the sin of drunken dancing cast the first stone.

If and when we finally have the big Hot Air blog conference, we’re going to get eight to 10 shots of Stoli into Ed and re-create this exact scene. Unless we get eight to 10 shots into me and I re-create it first. May the sloppiest drunk win, Morrissey! Exit question: Who’s laughing harder tonight, Palin fans at Katie or Katie at Palin fans?

Update: Hmmmm.

Update (Ed): It doesn’t take any alcohol to make me look that bad on the dance floor.  I look goofier than that stone cold sober.  You’ll have to buy me at least three rounds to get out there at all, though.


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Oh, dear…yet another reason to laught at la Perks:

Katie Couric Uses Christmas Poem To Campaign For ObamaCare

Twas just weeks before Christmas and what do you know
Senate Democrats are once again praying for Snowe.

Oh, yes, it gets better.

KittyLowrey on November 23, 2009 at 11:13 PM

Oh dear God!

I clicked on the link to see the rest of the pics. Who is that standing behind Couric? Looks like Barbara Streisand with a strap-on.

CatchAll on November 23, 2009 at 11:21 PM

I’d hit it.

lorien1973 on November 23, 2009 at 9:23 PM

With a brick. Twice.

misterpeasea on November 23, 2009 at 11:21 PM

Not enough AP.

I want to see KooKoocouric dirty dancing LoonyGooGooGore in very hot Sahara Desert … praying to Libturd gods for Global cooling.

TheAlamos on November 23, 2009 at 11:22 PM

Wow, she is really is a little chunky monkey isn’t she. Wearing black can only do so much for her, she should have worn a poofy top and covered those saggy arms.

ray on November 23, 2009 at 11:28 PM

They say the camera adds 10 Courics. Looks more like 40 – 50.

Left Coast Right Mind on November 23, 2009 at 11:39 PM

More than a few mashed up bags of meat with lipstick.

TugboatPhil on November 23, 2009 at 11:45 PM

I’d do her.

Rode Werk on November 23, 2009 at 11:52 PM

Horrifying

Mo2Do on November 24, 2009 at 12:04 AM

George Costanza: “It’s like a dry heave set to music.”

CP on November 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM

I thought she might be limbering up for another on-air colonoscopy…

D2Boston on November 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM

Sure would be nice to know when the links are going to Politico. I do not give them hits for good reason.

Buckeye Babe on November 24, 2009 at 12:14 AM

Notice how fast the tent clears out when Couric starts dancing?? Even her fellow party-goers knew a debacle when they saw one.

And no wonder Couric was so eager to paint Sarah as white trash! Couric is closet white trash!

Even Sarah wouldnt dance like that, Katie, you hoochie.

American Elephant on November 24, 2009 at 12:15 AM

Ha Ha!! So funny. Missed the fun on the Sarah post but I can only imagine :)

froginthesky on November 24, 2009 at 12:25 AM

and to make amends for last night’s QOTD (sample comment: “Go screw yourself Allah… F@#$ you, you piece of garbage”),

You missed the best comment or your new tag line: Allahpundit – sure he’s a SOB, but he’s our SOB.

Blake on November 24, 2009 at 12:41 AM

Some things just can’t been unseen!

csdeven on November 24, 2009 at 12:50 AM

The formerly perky one should cover up lest she earn the nickname “the saggy one”.

wildcat84 on November 24, 2009 at 12:54 AM

I’d hit it.

lorien1973 on November 23, 2009 at 9:23 PM

With my puke as I run screaming from the room.

tcn on November 24, 2009 at 12:57 AM

I thought she might be limbering up for another on-air colonoscopy…

D2Boston on November 24, 2009 at 12:05 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!

Diane on November 24, 2009 at 1:26 AM

I’ll cast that stone AllahP.

FontanaConservative on November 24, 2009 at 1:40 AM

She’s too sexy for her clothes…

OkieDoc on November 24, 2009 at 2:06 AM

America listens to her?!

Irenaeus on November 24, 2009 at 2:08 AM

That Gov. Palin did not have a lot of experience with the Hispanic issue makes sense. Is illegal immigration a huge problem in Alaska? If I remember correctly Sen. McCain’s stance is not shared by a large portion of those who would normally be considered his base so I see this interview as problematic from the start.

Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 2:09 AM

Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 2:09 AM

You watching Beck? I can’t sleep either.

yoda on November 24, 2009 at 2:35 AM

I, too, would “hit it,” but sadly, I don’t know why.

n0doz on November 24, 2009 at 2:38 AM

yoda on November 24, 2009 at 2:35 AM

No, my computer is in the office, no TV around. I went to sleep before nine and now I am UP. I am going to go back to bed. The Husband said he was going to buy me a laptop for Christmas.

Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 2:57 AM

Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 2:09 AM

Sounds like me…sleep at 8:00 and up after second Greta to watch Beck.

Night Cindy. ( :

yoda on November 24, 2009 at 3:00 AM

Couric looks like a chicken squaring off to fight.

nelsonknows on November 24, 2009 at 3:11 AM

Going to watch Red Eye, I will be asleep in ten seconds. It’s so weird because I actually like the show but it has that effect on me.

Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 3:12 AM

Katie Got Back

Jim Treacher on November 24, 2009 at 5:12 AM

Sure would be nice to know when the links are going to Politico. I do not give them hits for good reason.

Buckeye Babe on November 24, 2009 at 12:14 AM

I agree. Politico always was slightly left but lately it’s turned into Politicobama. Needs to be a boycott r sumthin.

voxpopuli on November 24, 2009 at 5:14 AM

Couric might be wasting her celebrity but moves like this have done wonders for her celibacy.

Geochelone on November 24, 2009 at 5:21 AM

Embarrassing pictures of Couric. I guess one doesn’t need much dignity to read the news.

dogsoldier on November 24, 2009 at 6:18 AM

Jim Treacher on November 24, 2009 at 5:12 AM

okay. that elicited a chuckle.

eh on November 24, 2009 at 6:25 AM

Jim Treacher on November 24, 2009 at 5:12 AM

Genius. And so early in the morning.

Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 6:32 AM

SouthernGent on November 23, 2009 at 9:46 PM

You are indeed a gentleman. I do not mind it in principle, but a little dignity would go a long way. :)

DrMagnolias on November 24, 2009 at 6:35 AM

Here I am sitting down for breakfast, sipping some coffee browsing the interwebs and I come across this. Well there goes the appetite for the waffles. Thanks a lot Allah you bastard, now I won’t have a delicious start to my day and I’ll be grumpy.

angryed on November 24, 2009 at 6:55 AM

Yes but what newspapers does she read, hmmmmmm?

conservnut on November 24, 2009 at 6:58 AM

She does have great legs though.

Spectreman on November 24, 2009 at 7:18 AM

cougar-booty
Jim Treacher on November 24, 2009 at 5:12 AM

Good one Jim!!!!

Genius. And so early in the morning.
Cindy Munford on November 24, 2009 at 6:32 AM

I have to pick my husband up at the Omaha airport tonight…..I better practice on that cougar-booty.

yoda on November 24, 2009 at 7:30 AM

I’m embarrassed for her.

4shoes on November 24, 2009 at 7:57 AM

I wonder if Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow could dance(?) too.

ncborn on November 24, 2009 at 7:58 AM

ncborn on November 24, 2009 at 7:58 AM

I was tempted to leap on that line like a pup on a porkchop, but my better angels prevailed…

dogsoldier on November 24, 2009 at 8:01 AM

I trust that next time Newsweek does a cover of Katie Couric they will use Gawker shot number 3.

Disturb the Universe on November 24, 2009 at 8:19 AM

Perhaps Katie could hit the Stairmaster next time… and the next time… and the next time…

Looks like she’s forgotten to do that lately…

Khun Joe on November 24, 2009 at 8:36 AM

Jim Treacher on November 24, 2009 at 5:12 AM

Thank heavens I finished that cup of coffee prior to clicking onto your blog. Too freakin’ funny. Sadly, if I were left-of-center inclined, she’d be my poster gal as well. But even I have some standards.

Cute and perky, even when she does the jerky..

itzWicks on November 24, 2009 at 8:55 AM

I didn’t want to post it, but in honor of Sarahpalooza and to make amends for last night’s QOTD (sample comment: “Go screw yourself Allah… F@#$ you, you piece of garbage”), I feel obliged.

LOL — I love ya, AP. You take a lot of abuse around here and you are so good-natured about it.

NoLeftTurn on November 24, 2009 at 8:56 AM

Is Katie prepping for a stint on Dancing With The Stars? It should be a brief appearance.

Kissmygrits on November 24, 2009 at 8:56 AM

Poor Katie….it was a rough week for her hearing her “fabulous” interview dissected in show after show after show after show. *haha

The only thing worse than this expose was Mitchell chasing Sarah around at Wal-Mart for a bite-size quote!

AnninCA on November 24, 2009 at 9:00 AM

That little girl who was watching as Couric bent over with some gal grindin’ from behind has an unmistakable “whiskey tango foxtrot” look on her face. Scarred for life, poor kid.

On a more serious note, who does that in front of kids?

pugwriter on November 24, 2009 at 9:06 AM

Weird. I didn’t notice Biden’s name in the discussion over candidate interviews on Latin American issues.

Here’s a news flash for you, Politico (and Frum, Brooks, et al). The landscape has shifted and the Palin-bashing elicits nothing more than a shrug and a yawn from most people. Your little circle of malcontents not withstanding.

pugwriter on November 24, 2009 at 9:21 AM

So the woman still has blood pumping through her veins.

Good for her.

David2.0 on November 24, 2009 at 9:44 AM

Am I missing something, or is there some kind of inverse relationship between the level of liberalness in a woman and her lack of sex appeal?
Can some men weigh in on this most pressing matter?

CarolynM on November 24, 2009 at 9:46 AM

Does anyone know how to clean vomit off a keyboard?

Western_Civ on November 24, 2009 at 9:52 AM

CarolynM on November 24, 2009 at 9:46 AM

No, there is a DIRECT relationship between a woman’s lack of sex appeal and her level of liberalness. (I think that’s what you meant to say)

It’s an intellectual thing. It is very difficult for a man to be with a woman who is as dense and irrational as most leftists, no matter how good looking they are. For example, I would (as I’m sure most comservative men would) much rather spend an evening with Laura Ingraham than say Sheryl Crow. They’re both hot, but there’s just something unclean about being with someone who believes using one square of toilet paper is somehow virtuous.

I used to have discussions with friends…. who would you rather spend the evening with, Ayn Rand, or [insert supermodel or hot celebrity name here]. The answer was always, “It depends.” If you want an evening of stimulating intellectual discussion, then the choice would be Rand. If you ‘re looking for a mindless, drunken one night stand, then go with the more attractive one and just try to keep her from talking.

UltimateBob on November 24, 2009 at 9:55 AM

pugwriter on November 24, 2009 at 9:21 AM
.
You beat me to it…exactly.

dont taze me bro on November 24, 2009 at 9:56 AM

One question … who is the tall enraptured chick that is about to “do sex” to her from behind?

Dukehoopsfan on November 24, 2009 at 10:00 AM

You’ll have to buy me at least three rounds to get out there at all, though.

In other words, Ed can be plied with alcohol…

Amendment X on November 24, 2009 at 10:47 AM

Katie, humiliating your kids qualifies as bad parenting.

BHO Jonestown on November 24, 2009 at 12:29 PM

CILF…not.

Wyznowski on November 24, 2009 at 12:36 PM

Where is a suicide bomber when you really need one? Jeez Louise,I think I’m turning Japanese…

inevitable on November 24, 2009 at 12:49 PM

WOW! How skank-tastic!

mizflame98 on November 24, 2009 at 2:20 PM

AP… your best post in months

Wade on November 24, 2009 at 3:45 PM

okay. that elicited a chuckle.

eh on November 24, 2009 at 6:25 AM

I liked it anyway.

Jim Treacher on November 24, 2009 at 11:17 PM

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