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CNN anchor tells bullies of kid who won’t say pledge: It is you, my friends, who are the wads

posted at 5:37 pm on November 20, 2009 by Allahpundit
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Via Greg Hengler, didn’t Cronkite used to end his nightly show this way? “And that’s the way it is. And a personal note to the boys at Lincoln Elementary: Quit pulling Joey’s underwear over his head.” Don’t get me wrong, it’s a sweet sentiment and doubtless appreciated by anyone who’s ever been called a nerd or a geek or a dweeby little beta male who should run home to mommy. *cough* But … calling kids “wads” during a national newscast? I knew CNN was going to have to jazz things up once Dobbs left, but this bold new direction is even bolder than expected.

Here’s the original clip of the pledge kid, who has Jon Stewart on his side too. Exit fun fact: Joey’s underwear is now on display at the Newseum.


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And they wonder why they are bringing up the rear.

Babino on November 20, 2009 at 5:38 PM

How did you even find out about this? Who watches CNN anymore??

Daggett on November 20, 2009 at 5:39 PM

Oh wow… standing up for a poor kid from the comfort of your high chair making “controversial” statements having the full backing of the media behind you is soooooo strong and forthright.

Especially when your fellow anchor was sacked for saying “controversial” things.

Skywise on November 20, 2009 at 5:39 PM

First Amendment Right: the right to Free Wedgie.

drjohn on November 20, 2009 at 5:40 PM

I refuse to do my homework until polygamists can marry.

JohnJ on November 20, 2009 at 5:40 PM

It take a lot of guts to be different. I am a firm believer in taking a big stick to bullies. As to this young woman, not quite the reaction we need from the “adult” world but I am sure the bullies are watching and will instantly repent.

Cindy Munford on November 20, 2009 at 5:40 PM

CNN has been flushed down the toilet.

cubachi on November 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

Twice in 24 hours female news anchors attack kids. Weird!

Amadeus on November 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

More brilliance from the lame-stream media…

Claypigeon on November 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

*cough*

Were you chamberlin-esque at this point, or did that come later? :P

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

No wonder CNN’s ratings are plummeting. The anchors are robotic.

Narutoboy on November 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

Friends and wads? Such mixed messages for our youth.

Ronnie on November 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

It’s not for everyone, but if you’re an insipid idiot, who believes everything they see on CNN, and use it as fact, and for credibility, then you watch that channel. I for one, would rather gather my info from all over, and not base my opinions on obviously blatant, one sided political hackery.

capejasmine on November 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM

Wouldn’t it have been better if that O’reilly kid look-alike did a smackdown here? At least it’s kid on kid violence, then.

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:42 PM

The nerd is getting defended by a low-rated network. More wedgies and punches coming up.

cubachi on November 20, 2009 at 5:42 PM

Is gay wads vs. dork wads like Godzilla v. King Kong?

clorensen on November 20, 2009 at 5:42 PM

Let’s just be glad she didn’t call them teabaggers.

Joe Caps on November 20, 2009 at 5:42 PM

Why is teabaggers still showing up as a misspelled word in Firefox? I thought it was added to the dictionary.

Joe Caps on November 20, 2009 at 5:43 PM

clorensen on November 20, 2009 at 5:42 PM

No. Gaywads and dorkwads have an historic peace accord in place.

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:43 PM

The bullies probably watch Fox News.

Joe Caps on November 20, 2009 at 5:44 PM

I refuse to do my homework until polygamists can marry.

JohnJ on November 20, 2009 at 5:40 PM

I refuse to do anything except collect welfare until men can change their names to Loretta and have babies.

Daggett on November 20, 2009 at 5:44 PM

didn’t Cronkite used to end his nightly show this way? “And that’s the way it is. And a personal note to the boys at Lincoln Elementary: Quit pulling Joey’s underwear over his head.”

LOL! You’re definitely on a roll today!

has Jon Stewart on his side too.

Insert Joke Here. ;)

Kent18 on November 20, 2009 at 5:45 PM

Is gay wads vs. dork wads like Godzilla v. King Kong?

clorensen on November 20, 2009 at 5:42 PM

HEY HEY HEY! Talk like that’ll get ya a visit from Wanda Sykes right upside yo’ head!

Tim Zank on November 20, 2009 at 5:45 PM

No. Gaywads and dorkwads have an historic peace accord in place.

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:43 PM

February 1999? How do you remember this stuff?

Joe Caps on November 20, 2009 at 5:45 PM

Wed need a thread on McCain losing his senate primary in new rasmussen poll.

Spathi on November 20, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Joe Caps on November 20, 2009 at 5:45 PM

AP or Ace probably linked it recently. Who knows.

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:46 PM

I wonder if the news creeps would get into the same dither if the kid said that he wasn’t going to pay taxes until….

docdave on November 20, 2009 at 5:46 PM

My problem with the kid isn’t that he’s refusing to say the pledge to protest for gay marriage – it was the lame attempt to bolster his argument by saying “Plus, you know, there’s still racism and sexism in the world” (paraphrasing). First off, America can’t really do much with racism and sexism outside our borders. Secondly, just because some idiots are still racist and sexist doesn’t mean miniorites and women don’t have the same rights as everyone else in this country now. So, why the connection between saying the pledge and that? By making such a stupid argument, it was clear to me this kid is the product of at least some liberal brainwashing.

Emily M. on November 20, 2009 at 5:47 PM

Somebody buy this kid a video game. I have no patience for bullies or political activism by children.

karlant on November 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

What the hell is a “wad”?

elduende on November 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

Leave Joey Alone!

davidk on November 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

No more school until humans can marry chickens!

Even Frizzles and Dorkings!

Evil, bigoted species-ists!

profitsbeard on November 20, 2009 at 5:49 PM

I heard that later, after her broadcast was over,
she received an atomic wedgie from a group
of self proclaimed dork wads, on her way to her car.

elderberry on November 20, 2009 at 5:49 PM

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a sweet sentiment and doubtless appreciated by anyone who’s ever been called a nerd or a geek or a dweeby little beta male who should run home to mommy.

I don’t know what things were like at your school AP, but when I was growing up, we nerds and geeks beat up the beta males….

Rogue on November 20, 2009 at 5:50 PM

I’m sorry, did she really just say ‘dork wads?!’ Good thing she doesn’t attend that school, or she’d be held upside down by her ankles and given the holy baptism of saint swirly in the girls locker room…

Just saying.

classicaliberal on November 20, 2009 at 5:51 PM

What the hell is a “wad”?

elduende on November 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

Ummmm. You don’t kave kids do you? From the urbandictionary:

Suffix used in building offensive terms for groups of people. Generally conveys more emphasis than the root word alone.
Geekwad, dorkwad, gaywad, etc.

clorensen on November 20, 2009 at 5:51 PM

What the hell is a “wad”?

elduende on November 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

My guess, the mess you wake up with after a nocturnal emission.

fourdeucer on November 20, 2009 at 5:52 PM

“whats a gaywad”

Just go ask Anderson Cooper.

DJ Rick on November 20, 2009 at 5:53 PM

What the hell is a “wad”?

elduende on November 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

Well, my understanding is that in this context the term (if taken literally, though I’ve never heard it used that way) refers to ejaculated fluid, and is often the second half of a composite word (following a word starting with the 4th consonant of the Latin alphabet and rhyming with “truck”).

malclave on November 20, 2009 at 5:53 PM

I know I shouldn’t be, but I AM in SHOCK.

I cannot believe she just did that on national…no International television. She is speaking to children!

I also don’t think this should even be IN the press. That child doesn’t, well, maybe he does, but highly unlikely..He has not lived long enough to Know wtf he’s even ’sitting’ down for. Just Wow.

bridgetown on November 20, 2009 at 5:54 PM

I refuse to stop burning down vacant buildings until transgendered Americans can marry themselves.

Mike Honcho on November 20, 2009 at 5:54 PM

10 years old. TV Newsbabe backing you up.

This kid’s got it made.

MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 5:54 PM

Why does this CNN Anchor hate the big tent of dorkwads and gaywads? She’s trying to purge ‘wads that are different!

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:55 PM

“Jizz remembah not to blow yer wad, Tommy.”

John the Libertarian on November 20, 2009 at 5:55 PM

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:55 PM

Is CNN wadist?

MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 5:55 PM

10 years old. TV Newsbabewad backing you up.

MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 5:54 PM

FIFY

clorensen on November 20, 2009 at 5:57 PM

“gay-wads” heh. classic.

Jussi on November 20, 2009 at 5:57 PM

MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 5:55 PM

Indeed they are! Wadists!

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:57 PM

No. Gaywads and dorkwads have an historic peace accord in place.

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 5:43 PM

Sometimes I cry when I re-read the Onion.

clorensen on November 20, 2009 at 5:58 PM

What do you expect from Kyra Phillips?

clearbluesky on November 20, 2009 at 6:02 PM

This is idiotic for a couple of reasons. First of all, she doesn’t sound the least bit authentic calling them “wads… dork wads.” She sounds just like the parent that tries to be cool but fails oh so miserably. Secondly, the whole “jealousy” thing is total bullshit 99% of the time, and no kid ever actually believes it.

mcg on November 20, 2009 at 6:02 PM

malclave on November 20, 2009 at 5:53 PM

I’ve never heard it used in that context. I’ve heard “gay/geek/dork wad” back when I was in elementary school, but I’ve never heard the word “wad” itself used as an insult. A wad of what? We may never know.

MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 5:55 PM

Dude, I read a book that used the word “clip” in reference to an M-16 magazine and thought of you. I thought “Noooo! It’s a magazine, not a clip! MadCon would so not like that!”:-)
Lol, I have to admit, I was even mildly annoyed by the blunder.

Rightwingguy on November 20, 2009 at 6:02 PM

Someone who pee with her mic on while dissing family members on national TV is the very definition of a “dorkwad”

RobCon on November 20, 2009 at 6:03 PM

clorensen on November 20, 2009 at 5:58 PM

hehe. I’m not realy an Onion fan (some of their videos are funny), but if you watch a news story these days and wonder to yourself “I can’t believe the media just said that.” – go do a site search on the onion. They did it, 10 years ago. And now it’s seriously reported as news. It’s a joke, it really is. But not on the Onion.

And the Onion is generally leftist, too. There’s a bigger point there, too. Liberals complain about things they imagine the right doing; but they are the ones who end up doing it – and then justifying it later.

lorien1973 on November 20, 2009 at 6:03 PM

The MSM is kind of like grade school.

RobCon on November 20, 2009 at 6:04 PM

“My friends.” Heh.

alliebobbitt on November 20, 2009 at 6:04 PM

Rogue on November 20, 2009 at 5:50 PM

Man, after I was hit up for lunch money by the bullies, I’d go shake up the beta males for their cash. It’s a vicious cycle.

Rightwingguy on November 20, 2009 at 6:04 PM

Where was Cronkite when I was getting picked on?

RobCon on November 20, 2009 at 6:05 PM

What the hell is a “wad”?

elduende on November 20, 2009 at 5:48 PM

Originally the insult was “d*ckwad” -a “wad” being the [sperm] “load“, from the root word: [cotton] “wadding“, used in early rifles as a packing material.

Dorkwad” is the supposedly “softer” p.c. version, although “dork” originally meant a dildo, or fake phallus, ~so, essentialy, this is a supposedly hamless “silly sound“, used by people who have no idea how really crude and obnoxious they are being.

Similar to: “scumbag“, which originally meant testicles (”scum” also once meant sperm ), but has morphed into an ambiguous “goofy noise” insult.

Scatology is a strange bondage and discipline.

profitsbeard on November 20, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Can they get James Earl Jones into the studio to record “This… is the Wads Network”?

JKahn913 on November 20, 2009 at 6:05 PM

The only difference between these kids and MSM anchors is that the latter get paid six figures for calling names.

RobCon on November 20, 2009 at 6:06 PM

Bullies suck and need their collective @sses kicked for harassing ‘pledge kid’. It’s a free country and everyone has the right to be an amoral fool. Including the Dad.

Oh. Wait. This just in…

A fifth grader in Florida is refusing to say the pledge until the imperial Congress stands down from the fascist threat to put people in jail who refuse to purchase gub’mint insurance.

Crickets chirp while we wait for CNN to demagogue the story….
.

locomotivebreath1901 on November 20, 2009 at 6:06 PM

“what’s a gaywad?”

It’s what’s on your chin John.

Speaking of wads…Kyra Phillips is ungodly hot. And I’ll just leave it at that.

LtE126 on November 20, 2009 at 6:07 PM

Like “tesbagger”, these idiots have no idea what they are saying.

RobCon on November 20, 2009 at 6:07 PM

RobCon on November 20, 2009 at 6:07 PM

It’s what happens when you use words for how “cool” they sound without understanding their meaning.

Rightwingguy on November 20, 2009 at 6:08 PM

Refuse the pledge now, get kudos from CNN, grow up to radical, take Ayers place as military bomber… the kid’s on the fast-track…

IntheNet on November 20, 2009 at 6:09 PM

The bullies probably watch Fox News.

Joe Caps on November 20, 2009 at 5:44 PM

Is it true that these 10-year-old bullies are being called Hannity’s Henchmen?

BuckeyeSam on November 20, 2009 at 6:10 PM

Though something about Kyra saying “wads” is kind of you know…err…ummm…like…

Annnd I’m spent!

LtE126 on November 20, 2009 at 6:11 PM

WTF I got demerits in high school for calling someone a dorkwad!!! Now this chick says it on CNN!!!

voxpopuli on November 20, 2009 at 6:11 PM

Just don’t elect him President!!!

landlines on November 20, 2009 at 6:12 PM

The anchorwoman was a little undignified and shouldn’t have encouraged the use of nasty language in school, but I can’t fault her for wanting to tell the bullies they are jerks.

Jill1066 on November 20, 2009 at 6:13 PM

Wait’ll Jesse Jackson and Perez Hilton join the fray.

LtE126 on November 20, 2009 at 6:13 PM

Years ago when I was about eleven I was bullied. Back then CNN didn’t have the distribution in my hometown that it enjoys today. So I had to deal with the bullies my own way…beating them with a tee-ball bat the next time they came after me.

The bullies sure left me alone after that. I’m not convinced the CNN reprimand method will be as effective.

JohnTant on November 20, 2009 at 6:17 PM

She’s from the Pee Wee Herman School of Broadcast Journalism. Their motto:

I know you are, but what am I?

kingsjester on November 20, 2009 at 6:18 PM

For the sake of the kids psyche, someone make sure the little gaywad grows a pair of man-apples, cuz he’s headed on his way down to Sparkle Boulevard and a fabulous loft apartment. Not that theres anything wrong with that, its just that we’re already overflowing with gaywads imo.

Itchee Dryback on November 20, 2009 at 6:21 PM

Doesn’t little Joey sound alot like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlr4mwtjEKY

OxyCon on November 20, 2009 at 6:22 PM

FOXNEWS O’REILLY/PALIN 4,120,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,871,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,730,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,359,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,113,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,078,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,188,000
CNNHN GRACE 1,018,000
CNN KING 980,000
MSNBC MADDOW 877,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 597,000
CNN COOPER 585,000

Enough said.

PappaMac on November 20, 2009 at 6:26 PM

CNN….you are the ‘wads.

HAnthonyWayne on November 20, 2009 at 6:26 PM

Scatology is a strange bondage and discipline.
profitsbeard on November 20, 2009 at 6:05 PM

I thought scatology was the study of animal dung.

elderberry on November 20, 2009 at 6:31 PM

Doesn’t air-dropped intervention like that usually result in increased bullying?

Count to 10 on November 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM

Their ratings are so low, nobody will ever hear her endorsement of unpatriotic values and cheerleading of ignorant, arrogant, non pubescent children. Nice if CNN died not long thereafter.

Virus-X on November 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM

I refuse to do my homework until polygamists can marry.

JohnJ on November 20, 2009 at 5:40 PM

+10

Laura in Maryland on November 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM

So the little Elton John wannabe reaps what he sows…

What’s he going to do, hide behind the ACLU?

Kuffar on November 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM

PappaMac on November 20, 2009 at 6:26 PM

WOW. Olbermann beats CNN??? just Wow.

bridgetown on November 20, 2009 at 6:37 PM

Getting teased by his peers for being silly is actually good for the kid. At best, it might teach him a lesson and at worst, it hardens him up for the rest of his life. He shouldn’t expect everyone to support his political nonsense. If he is going to go on national TV whining about how unfair America is and how it doesn’t live up to it’s ideals he should expect to be mocked.

Dollayo on November 20, 2009 at 6:43 PM

I’m holding my breath until I get my non-methane producing unicorn that cures all diseases and craps carbon credits.

I wonder if the non-pledging kid wants to override the votes of the people who rejected gay marriage in their respective states? After all, with the support for health care reform eroding the way it is, the will of the people is quickly becoming a thing of the past anyway.

Left Coast Right Mind on November 20, 2009 at 6:45 PM

until men can change their names to Loretta and have babies.

But why would you want to have babies Dagget?

rihar on November 20, 2009 at 6:49 PM

I thought scatology was the study of animal dung.

elderberry on November 20, 2009 at 6:31 PM

No no. Scatology is the appreciation of Ella Fitzgerald, Mel Tormé and Scatman Crothers among others.

Left Coast Right Mind on November 20, 2009 at 6:51 PM

Look at the dad’s reaction to the gay line. That kind of says it all.

PoodleSkirt on November 20, 2009 at 6:52 PM

Stupid issue for a 10 year old to get involved in anyway. Poor thing. He should be more concerned about his level in WOW or the latest Guitar Hero release.

Rose on November 20, 2009 at 6:59 PM

Yeah, that’s a good idea, refuse to say the Pledge until everything in America is perfect as opposed to becoming “more perfect.” I wonder if he has Alinsky’s rules memorized yet.

ExpressoBold on November 20, 2009 at 6:59 PM

Dude, I read a book that used the word “clip” in reference to an M-16 magazine and thought of you. I thought “Noooo! It’s a magazine, not a clip! MadCon would so not like that!”:-)
Lol, I have to admit, I was even mildly annoyed by the blunder.

Rightwingguy on November 20, 2009 at 6:02 PM

Ya make me proud, son! /RLeeErmey

It’s amazing once you know the difference how much little things like that bug you. Or when a gun hits the ground and goes off. Or you hear that someone was cleaning their gun and it went off. It’s like when you first get into politics…you start seeing all the little inconsistencies and slants.

Enlightenment. :)

MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 7:01 PM

Mammal Tracks and Scat: Life-Size Tracking Guide

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_5_10?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=animal+scat&sprefix=animal+sca

davidk on November 20, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Kyra Phillips reminds me of those inexperienced substitutes who walk around the classroom with dozens spitballs clinging to the backs of their clothes.

The Ugly American on November 20, 2009 at 7:07 PM

Beating the crap out of a narcissitic snot-nosed little kid that will not show respect for the country he lives in is not bullying. Its a righteous smack down that should be praised and encouraged.

Andy in Agoura Hills on November 20, 2009 at 7:08 PM

I refuse to stop burning down vacant buildings until transgendered Americans can marry themselves.

Mike Honcho on November 20, 2009 at 5:54 PM

lol
I admire a bold stand like that. Equal protection under the law for people who want to marry themselves!

Mulligan on November 20, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Will CNN call those same kids dorkwads for chanting the Obama song while Will refuses. ? ? ? ?

Texyank on November 20, 2009 at 7:14 PM

Who’s the goofy CNN slut with the bad red dye job?

Jaibones on November 20, 2009 at 7:24 PM

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