Bad news: “Ricky Hollywood” shunned by celebrities at GQ party
posted at 7:30 pm on November 20, 2009 by Allahpundit
You’ve endured enough media coverage of his dumping on Palin that you deserve a little schadenfreude over his “career.” HuffPo’s got the scoop on the GQ party held on Wednesday, the day before he flew home to be at his mom’s sentencing. Turns out real celebrities — and I use the term “real” loosely, given Kim Kardashian’s presence — aren’t keen to hang with a kid whose big life accomplishment thus far is showing off his balls.
Levi, who had on a vest, yellow pocket square and what appeared to be pancake makeup, wandered around the party with both his manager Tank (wearing a diamond earring) and a second beefy gentleman (wearing an earpiece).
And no one cared.
Levi was largely ignored by other guests as he wandered to get a soda (he’s underage) and he checked his Blackberry while Tank hit up the buffet. An hour later, they were gone.
He had on more than pancake make-up. As noted by MKH, his pink lip gloss was understated yet stylish. In fact, the whole look was interesting, really: In this pic, he kind of looks like the Joker’s son. If the Joker’s son wore lip gloss. And was known for not wearing pants.
Here’s some perspective for you from the Behar-verse, where the males in the Palin household who do stay home and take care of their kids are the “bums.” Click the image to watch.











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That’s exactly what that little puke deserves to be . . . ignored.
rplat on November 20, 2009 at 7:33 PM
peripheral (non) celebrities…. like meg macncheez
ted c on November 20, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Levi, Behar and Lopez in the same thread; a fine buffet of losers.
Bishop on November 20, 2009 at 7:35 PM
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser!
homesickamerican on November 20, 2009 at 7:35 PM
He’s fancy.
Exurban Jon on November 20, 2009 at 7:35 PM
So his fifteen minutes of fame are finally over.
Wethal on November 20, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Levi-
why so serious?
jjshaka on November 20, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Levi Johnston, Joy Beher, George Lopez: a bigger gallery of whiffets we have not yet seen.
Emily M. on November 20, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Nah, the lefties just have him parked out back with the pick-up truck so that their neighbors can’t see him.
thomasaur on November 20, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Why are you making this out to be so serious?
- The Cat
MirCat on November 20, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Drats! Foiled again.
MirCat on November 20, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Oh to be home in the Johnston’s house for the holidays. Crisp air, roast turkey, mom under house arrest! Why are these people not a TLC reality show?
highhopes on November 20, 2009 at 7:39 PM
What a gaywad.
MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 7:39 PM
I wonder why Jon Gosselin wasn’t there. I hope he doesn’t have the flu or something.
highhopes on November 20, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Joy Behar has her own show. Maybe 2012 is going to be the end.
WisCon on November 20, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Can’t stomach Joy, nor Levi for that matter but it’s somewhat satisfying to see him cheese it up and not get the recognition he thinks he deserves. Publicly humiliated, if you will. Hollywood indeed…don’t let the door hit you in the balls on your way out!
Exit question from a curious mind…do they put pancake makeup on balls?
scalleywag on November 20, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Really, why use euphemisms with this jerk?
Still, it kinda’ caught us offguard there AP.
SteveMG on November 20, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Men of the Year? What was Levi doing there?
/sarc
cs89 on November 20, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Was it the pancake make-up, the canary yellow pocket square or his bodyguard Tank that scared away the celebrities?
alliebobbitt on November 20, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Levi Johnston, Joy Behar, Bill Maher.
The Romans were more much advanced: they had lions and Christians and gladiator battles to the death.
SteveMG on November 20, 2009 at 7:43 PM
It is obvious why he is shunned. Those others are celebrities because of what they themselves have done. Johnston is a “celebrity” because of something someone ELSE has done.
Simply because he tears down Palin, he is given a place in the spotlight. He has accomplished nothing other than talk about someone. Eventually the spotlight will shift. Who will be willing to hear his anti-Palin crap 20 years from now? What will he do for a living then? My guess … nothing.
What he has done so far requires zero talent, zero skill, zero intellect. He is pretty much a zero.
crosspatch on November 20, 2009 at 7:44 PM
OMG LOL. Lip gloss! Makes him look like Piper.
El_Terrible on November 20, 2009 at 7:45 PM
LOL They are virtually indistinguishable these days.
alliebobbitt on November 20, 2009 at 7:45 PM
It shouldn’t have. The boss once said “balls” on O’Reilly and was bleeped for it. The footage exists in our archives.
Allahpundit on November 20, 2009 at 7:47 PM
Wait, he wore a vest without a coat to a GQ party??
Chris_Balsz on November 20, 2009 at 7:47 PM
La Douche Le Nozzle.
Hening on November 20, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Should have gone to the ADVOCATE party instead of GQ.
Hummer53 on November 20, 2009 at 7:48 PM
So he’s makin’ money. Keep those support checks comin’ douche bag. A real man’s gonna raise your baby and you’ll be a footnote.
Mojave Mark on November 20, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Lip gloss and pancake makeup. What a stud! Makes those guys who stormed the beaches of Normandy in 1944 look like…guys! So, who does hang out with this turd?
AUINSC on November 20, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Isn’t the term “D” List? You have to admire how positive they are as to the importance of their opinion.
Cindy Munford on November 20, 2009 at 7:49 PM
I could never be that teh ghey…I mean, lip gloss? The guy wears more product than the cosmetic counter at Macys.
JetBoy on November 20, 2009 at 7:51 PM
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No thanks…
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But on the other hand… does anyone else think that the lill-knome from Alaska doesn’t know that he’s being dressed like a gay boy-toy? Love the purple wide strip shirt… To die for.
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RalphyBoy on November 20, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Tongue in cheek on my part.
Yes, I’m familiar with the term. We’re quite, er, close in fact.
SteveMG on November 20, 2009 at 7:51 PM
No Schadenfreude. The kid is being used by the left, and he and they are destroying his life in the process. Sure he volunteered for it, but hes a 19 year old kid. 19 year old kids do stupid things, especially uneducated kids with crack smoking parents.
Not that any of that excuses his behavior, but it doesnt make it something to be happy about either. its sad.
American Elephant on November 20, 2009 at 7:52 PM
Ah oh? I am starting to feel sorry for the little twit. Run home to those who love you in spite of yourself, Levi.
Cindy Munford on November 20, 2009 at 7:52 PM
When you’re too gay for JetBoy, it’s time to just get the surgery and admit what you are.
MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 7:53 PM
He didn’t know GQ stood for Gentleman’s Quarterly. He thought it stood for Greasy Queens.
Dominion on November 20, 2009 at 7:53 PM
It’s not bad enough that Johnston’s mother is in prison;
but he also f*cks his own sister.
jaime on November 20, 2009 at 7:53 PM
Wow. Levi is straining his relationship with the mother of his child in order to be a gossiper and in the spotlight and THIS is what he gets. Pretty pathetic.
terryannonline on November 20, 2009 at 7:53 PM
In other Levi-related news: his child’s grandmother has had a good week.
BHO Jonestown on November 20, 2009 at 7:53 PM
Seriously, was he invited to a Men of the Year celebration?
scalleywag on November 20, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Hey!
JetBoy on November 20, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Hardly surprising. What a trainwreck of a family. No wonder he latched onto a governor’s daughter.
MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 7:56 PM
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So… he could fill in for Barry? Dude…..
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RalphyBoy on November 20, 2009 at 7:56 PM
I crawl from my deathbed after four days of suffering this new strain of flu…
only to see this.
Good bye cruel world…
Seven Percent Solution on November 20, 2009 at 7:56 PM
Shhhh baby…let me soothe those cares away.
MadisonConservative on November 20, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Chaz Bono is more of a man than Levi.
txag92 on November 20, 2009 at 7:57 PM
What an incredibly lost boy.
Mo2Do on November 20, 2009 at 8:00 PM
His big life accomplishment is NOT showing off his balls. He chickened out, didn’t he?
I almost feel sorry for him. And then I remember that he treated a girl who will grow up to look something like Sarah Palin like crap. And alienated a soon-to-be fabulously wealthy family.
He needs to visit the Wizard of Oz.
misterpeasea on November 20, 2009 at 8:01 PM
It`s time he learned the truth of what he is.
Levi, you are a prop.
ThePrez on November 20, 2009 at 8:01 PM
I know this might sound weird but I kind of feel sorry for him. He obviously has major issues…. and of course the immoral scum that live in Hollywood are taking advantage of that.
terryannonline on November 20, 2009 at 8:02 PM
I hope upinak enlightens us on what Alaskans think of men who wear makeup and lip gloss.
Wethal on November 20, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Michelle Malkin using the word `balls’ in a sentence.
Jeff2161 on November 20, 2009 at 8:03 PM
Bleah. I have a slightly queasy feeling in my stomach.
Don’t come back, Levi — er, Ricky.
hachiban on November 20, 2009 at 8:05 PM
You know why he didnt go full monty dont you?
tiny pecker. hes got all the signs.
and no! that dosnt contradict what i just said a minute ago. :)
American Elephant on November 20, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Does anyone know where his father is?
Wethal on November 20, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Poor Chastity. I watched a docudrama about his/her parents on Lifetime.
alliebobbitt on November 20, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Posing for PlayBoy, wearing pink lip gloss, purple strips (not there is anything wrong with that) and the total NAMBLA look…
No wonder Sarah doesn’t want him to come over for Thanksgiving! and Bristol kicked his lowlife butt to the curb.
kareyk on November 20, 2009 at 8:06 PM
I see gay porn in his future.
They will love him.
NeoKong on November 20, 2009 at 8:06 PM
You know why he didn’t go full monty don’t you?
tiny pecker. hes got all the signs.
and no! that doesn’t contradict what i just said a minute ago. :)
American Elephant on November 20, 2009 at 8:06 PM
It is sad. He could still shape up, get a real job in Alaska and turn into a responsible adult…..who would be horribly ashamed of what he got suckered into by some rich Dems with an axe to grind with his son’s grandmother.
Wethal on November 20, 2009 at 8:07 PM
only as a bottom. (see above)
American Elephant on November 20, 2009 at 8:08 PM
He’s already doing gay porn. The majority readers of PlayGirl are NOT women.
Enoxo on November 20, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Who’s this “they”? He ain’t all that…
JetBoy on November 20, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Biggest irony, is that the Palins would probably be among the first to offer to help him put his life back together.
American Elephant on November 20, 2009 at 8:09 PM
I bet he’s gay.
alliebobbitt on November 20, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Are ANY of their readers women?
American Elephant on November 20, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Gay men are like TV actors. They’ll take what they can get.
alliebobbitt on November 20, 2009 at 8:12 PM
This is just sad. He’s still quite a young man and he’s been tossed into a situation that’s completely outside anything he’s ever known. Considering his dysfunctional family life it’s not surprising he hasn’t got a clue how to behave. He’s foolish enough to think that he’s riding this media tiger and will be able to parlay it into long-term benefits.
Presumably, he’ll wake up one day to realize how he was used by the media and the anti-Palin crowd. About then he’ll realize that he made himself a laughingstock and permanently damaged the relationship with the other half of his son’s family. He may also find he’s damaged his relationship with his son. Trip deserves better.
Jill1066 on November 20, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Yikes. I wonder if hes been on the casting couch yet. If he hasn’t already, he’ll be made offers. Brings a certain scene in Less Than Zero to mind.
That’s where you’re headed, Levi!
American Elephant on November 20, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Every so often these freaky people wander out to Hollywood under the assumption that the world can’t get enough of them. I’m reminded of Joey Buttafucco.
sherry on November 20, 2009 at 8:17 PM
I’ve had dog doo on my sneakers with more intrinsic value.
nico on November 20, 2009 at 8:17 PM
Only at last call…
JetBoy on November 20, 2009 at 8:18 PM
I think so too.
the_nile on November 20, 2009 at 8:18 PM
I think he said he wants to be actor but he has no talent. Hollywood is such a shallow place.
terryannonline on November 20, 2009 at 8:18 PM
Tool.
Bruce in NH on November 20, 2009 at 8:18 PM
Perhaps in another year he and K-Fed can either form a support group or star together in a reality show?
Surfcat on November 20, 2009 at 8:22 PM
I think the Hot Air correct term is “Malkins”
conservnut on November 20, 2009 at 8:25 PM
I can’t stand these phony celebrity nobodies whose only claim to fame is that they happened to be around somebody famous,
signed, Kato Kalin
tommyboy on November 20, 2009 at 8:25 PM
The snark is strong in this one. Good job AP!
aikidoka on November 20, 2009 at 8:26 PM
Who is paying for this Everlast speed-bag’s bodyguards? Inquiring knuckles want to know.
Doorgunner on November 20, 2009 at 8:27 PM
Looks like a rope sucker to me. Sorry Jetboy.
conservnut on November 20, 2009 at 8:27 PM
What, did he get that pose from Zoolander?
I pity him too. The regret…
He could have finally had a nice family and been in the public eye (like he seems to crave).
Rae on November 20, 2009 at 8:27 PM
Soros.
His lawyer is funded by the DNC.
Enoxo on November 20, 2009 at 8:30 PM
Someday, he will look back in horror.
Saltysam on November 20, 2009 at 8:38 PM
So, he’s trying to be vampire boy, too. Ugh.
Urban trash rejects Main Street trash. It’s not news, but it is entertainment.
HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha!!!
Feedie on November 20, 2009 at 8:40 PM
It’s a shame that he’s out ruining his life and that there are people out there happy to help him along. I mean Soros and his minions are dangling money in front of him and telling him he’s somebody when in reality people think he’s scum.
Brat4life on November 20, 2009 at 8:58 PM
Call us back when his first mugshot’s on The Smoking Gun…which I figure will be sometime next spring.
SuperCool on November 20, 2009 at 9:04 PM
Attention Levi:
YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP!
pilamaye on November 20, 2009 at 9:11 PM
Kinda looks like Johnny Depp except without the talent and
millions of horny girl fans.
sonnyspats1 on November 20, 2009 at 9:14 PM
Just desserts.
Rightwingguy on November 20, 2009 at 9:17 PM
Bite your tongue!
Rae on November 20, 2009 at 9:17 PM
All I could picture is that kid who wouldnt stand up for the pledge….bringing the word gaywad back, one post at a time.
Levi’s Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers was rockin’ though.
di butler on November 20, 2009 at 9:24 PM
This stupid kid is going to crash and burn!
MCGIRV on November 20, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Whatta pimple on the butt of humanity.
Just like that goddamned Gap commercial with the idiot dancers and the cheerleader chant and the falling girl at the end.
Pimples on the butt of humanity.
HAnthonyWayne on November 20, 2009 at 9:46 PM
FIFY
uknowmorethanme on November 20, 2009 at 9:50 PM
I saw the Lopez stand up routine on TBS the other night and I was really taken aback by how mean spirited it was not only toward Sarah, but Todd.
Queen0fCups on November 20, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Someday, he will look back in horror.
Saltysam on November 20, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Through the bars.
faol on November 20, 2009 at 10:07 PM
I really hope we don’t offend our gay members here by some of the comments we make…
CCRWM on November 20, 2009 at 10:21 PM
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