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posted at 10:36 pm on November 12, 2009 by Allahpundit
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“In theory, a charismatic paranoiac like Beck is the poster boy for this dystopian future. He’s got a very loud megaphone. His communication skills are world-class. He’s ideologically driven (even if no one can quite figure out what that ideology is). And he’s willing to entertain some pretty dubious notions. But look at his track record so far. He couldn’t sell FEMA death camps because the facts weren’t there to back the story up. His exposé of communist art at Rockefeller Plaza went nowhere because even Beck’s viewers realize an old relief of a naked farmer holding some wheat isn’t much of a threat. The Van Jones story had legs, by contrast, because most of its facts were solid. With a change in background music and a few minor edits, in fact, Beck’s first long piece on Jones could have served as an advertisement for the activist’s achievements—in part because its script closely followed a 2005 newspaper article that was written as a positive portrait of Jones.

“Context, meanwhile, is Beck’s forte. He is constantly urging his viewers to connect the dots and look at the big picture, even when the picture exists only in his head. He is forever advising them to consider stories not as transient, random, isolated phenomena, as most newscasts do, but as parts of a larger, ongoing narrative that grows more and more meaningful (and menacing) the longer you study it. In a fractured, distracting mediascape, where thousands of outlets vie for our attention, it’s a smart approach that others are sure to copy. Legally barred from re-enacting Orson Welles, Beck may have to settle for being the 21st century’s answer to Edward R. Murrow.”

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STU: They use the logo. They go through, you’ll hear kind of the music that sounds like the Glenn Beck TV open in which they show the same imagery, they have the same logo except it says EC instead of GB. You know, and these guys, again, these guys skewer everybody and they are always very good at it.

GLENN: You know what’s amazing to me is I’m a libertarian.

STU: And they are, too.

GLENN: And they are, too.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: And when you’re a libertarian, there ain’t anybody coming to your defense…

GLENN: [Penn Jillette] has gotten so much flack from his friends because, you know, they buy into, “Oh, he’s a fascist.” I don’t care what you do with your life. Honor the Constitution. Limited government. Maximum amount of freedom. Throw them all out. Get people who understand the founding fathers. Libertarians are eating each other alive. And it doesn’t make any sense. It doesn’t make any sense. But see, there’s no, there’s no structure to it. And I’m fine with that. But that’s why libertarians lose is because there’s no, there’s no system. There’s no system. And so there’s no one to defend. And so the, both parties, when they start to grind down on you, you have the entire system against you, and it’s quite amazing. It’s quite amazing.

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I laughed so hard at SP last night and their spoof on GB. It was classic.

deidre on November 12, 2009 at 10:40 PM

Heh. In true South Park style.

Anyone see the episode where they absolutely SKEWERED the show “Whale Wars?” Oh my goodness…I nearly peed myself.

flyawaybird on November 12, 2009 at 10:42 PM

He couldn’t sell FEMA death camps because the facts weren’t there to back the story up.

That’s kind of an odd way to phrase ‘he debunked the FEMA camp rumors’.

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 10:43 PM

Just ’cause they make fun of you doesn’t mean they don’t agree with you. Check out the extra features on Team America. Trey is hardcore libertarian.

John the Libertarian on November 12, 2009 at 10:43 PM

southpark…. oh boy.

upinak on November 12, 2009 at 10:45 PM

Glenn NEVER tried to “sell FEMA death camps”. He immediately set out to debunk them and did in fact debunk them. As usual, Glenn’s critics don’t bother with facts. Must destroy the messenger.

alwaysright43 on November 12, 2009 at 10:46 PM

B-

SouthernGent on November 12, 2009 at 10:47 PM

Beck didn’t seem to mind it too much… quote from later in that segment of his show…

STU: There you go. So yeah. This is where it kind of meshed in with the James Cameron movie Avatar that’s coming out which they are basically accusing of spending $500 million on a movie about killing Smurfs. So it kind of all merged together as these episodes do. But I mean, you know, to me it’s nothing but a compliment. I mean

GLENN: Oh, yeah. No, no, no.

STU: Everyone’s got their role in society and South Park’s is to make fun of everyone that’s around.

GLENN: And everybody. It was Tom Cruise and Scientology and Jesus is know was a full episode.

STU: It’s on everything, global warming.

GLENN: Global warming. So it is a compliment. I have to watch it, although it is I have to tell you, it would be nice to have somebody, somebody that wasn’t that just had the facts right.

Dark Eden on November 12, 2009 at 10:47 PM

Here’s the deal Glenn Beck… you act too much like a freak’n Bozo… you have no one to blame for your skewering but yourself… you make a lot of good points but you’re easy to dismiss because of your stitch… I can only take watching you 5 minutes at a time…

ninjapirate on November 12, 2009 at 10:48 PM

The South Park clip made my day.

Anna on November 12, 2009 at 10:48 PM

Libertarians are eating each other alive.

If there is a group better at snacking defeat out of the jaws of victory better then Conservatives it is definitely Libertarians.

The Liberalitarian theme that had some of them supporting Obama might be the the most perfect self inflicted wound in political history – seriously how is First Citizen Barack Nationalization Obama working out for you guys now?

And the Libertarian Party? Wisconsin Tourism Foundation?

Seriously, libertarians and conservatives both need nationwide “parties” that mostly endorse other party candidates and don’t nominate people on their own.

18-1 on November 12, 2009 at 10:48 PM

He is constantly urging his viewers to connect the dots and look at the big picture, even when the picture exists only in his head.

Yeah, Van Jones and his ColorOfChange claptrap was all fiction.

ddrintn on November 12, 2009 at 10:49 PM

B-

SouthernGent on November 12, 2009 at 10:47 PM

You’re far too generous.

artist on November 12, 2009 at 10:49 PM

He couldn’t sell FEMA death camps because the facts weren’t there to back the story up.

Um, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about… I don’t watch Beck but even I know he didn’t go along with the FEMA death camp story…

ninjapirate on November 12, 2009 at 10:50 PM

That’s kind of an odd way to phrase ‘he debunked the FEMA camp rumors’.

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 10:43 PM

The phraseology certainly suggests that Beck tried to “sell” FEMA death camps and failed, or clearly wanted to but had to hold back. Is there any truth to that? If not, then Greg Beato is, not to put to fine a point on it, smearing Beck.

CK MacLeod on November 12, 2009 at 10:51 PM

Glenn Beck is the one getting what they are doing.

That’s why they hate him with such blind fury.

notagool on November 12, 2009 at 10:52 PM

flyawaybird on November 12, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Cartman belting Poker Face is the pinnacle. I’ve got to have the mp3 just so I can roll with it. Hell, I might even get some drop-down Air Ride for the Accord.

Doorgunner on November 12, 2009 at 10:53 PM

Every time Beck is lampooned, it becomes abundantly clear that his messages are reaching people. The parodies are funny and he’s funny. It’s all pretty hilarious. Still, for every point he makes that’s a tad wide of the mark, there are ten more that are spot on.

anXdem on November 12, 2009 at 10:54 PM

That’s kind of an odd way to phrase ‘he debunked the FEMA camp rumors’.

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 10:43 PM

BadgerHawk:If I remember right,wasn`t it Alex Jones who came
out first with theses so-called ‘Death Camps’ acc
usations!!:)

canopfor on November 12, 2009 at 10:54 PM

This, from Key West Reader, should have been QoTD:

John the Libertarian on November 12, 2009 at 10:54 PM

the one thing

blatantblue on November 12, 2009 at 10:55 PM

Glen Beck is the canary in Hopey/Changeys Mine and Mind!!

canopfor on November 12, 2009 at 10:55 PM

Glenn Beck is at his best when he is light and goofy. When he is all dark and serious not so much. His research people have made Glenn’s TV show. When you are walking on the edge, one mistake and you are dead.

d1carter on November 12, 2009 at 10:56 PM

Glenn Beck.

Midwestern.

Normal.

warbaby on November 12, 2009 at 10:56 PM

How do smurfs reproduce?

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 10:56 PM

Anyone see the episode where they absolutely SKEWERED the show “Whale Wars?” Oh my goodness…I nearly peed myself.

flyawaybird on November 12, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Yes. That was awesome. Did you ever watch the show? They were asking for it.

Joe Caps on November 12, 2009 at 10:57 PM

Toldjah

The Ugly American on November 12, 2009 at 10:57 PM

In August, Beck turned his attention to the mysterious entities—alien invaders, you might say—who had infiltrated the White House with barely any scrutiny at all: Obama’s czars. Van Jones, Obama’s adviser on green business initiatives, was a former member of a communist group and a self-described revolutionary, Beck reported. Next, he aired video footage of Mark Lloyd, diversity officer at the Federal Communications Commission, praising Hugo Chavez’s “incredible revolution” in Venezuela.

I’m not really the biggest Beck fan on the planet, but where exactly was Beck wrong in that?

ddrintn on November 12, 2009 at 10:59 PM

If there is a group better at snacking defeat out of the jaws of victory better then Conservatives it is definitely Libertarians.

The Liberalitarian theme that had some of them supporting Obama might be the the most perfect self inflicted wound in political history – seriously how is First Citizen Barack Nationalization Obama working out for you guys now?

And the Libertarian Party? Wisconsin Tourism Foundation?

Seriously, libertarians and conservatives both need nationwide “parties” that mostly endorse other party candidates and don’t nominate people on their own.

18-1 on November 12, 2009 at 10:48 PM

This is sadly true. I am a pretty much by the book Libertarian, but the party is so insane I’d rather vote for a Democrat than them most of the time. There’s a lot of Libertarians and people who support the ideas, enough to make the Libertarians a serious national party really. IF we got our act together, which is asking for the impossible sadly.

The Republicans are far from perfect but they’re my best bet right now.

How sad is that!

Dark Eden on November 12, 2009 at 11:01 PM

He couldn’t sell FEMA death camps because the facts weren’t there to back the story up

Ah if you had bothered to find out what Beck had actually said about the FEMA camps instead of just repeating BS talking points handed out by Becks detractors and the Obama administration you would know that He actually set out to debunk the conspiracy theory about the FEMA camps and not prove it.

Hellrider on November 12, 2009 at 11:02 PM

CK MacLeod on November 12, 2009 at 10:51 PM

There may have been other episodes where he ’seemed’ to be selling them, but I remember watching the one where he in no uncertain terms, flat out debunked them. I believe HotAir did a post from that episode as well.

Just claiming he couldn’t sell them, and leaving it there, is very dishonest and not something I would expect to see from Reason.

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 11:02 PM

Speaking of Obama and Gibbs!!

Obama/

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=9701

Gibbs/

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=9869

canopfor on November 12, 2009 at 11:03 PM

There may have been other episodes where he ’seemed’ to be selling them, but I remember watching the one where he in no uncertain terms, flat out debunked them. I believe HotAir did a post from that episode as well.

Just claiming he couldn’t sell them, and leaving it there, is very dishonest and not something I would expect to see from Reason.

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 11:02 PM

here

Joe Caps on November 12, 2009 at 11:05 PM

Just claiming he couldn’t sell them, and leaving it there, is very dishonest and not something I would expect to see from Reason.

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 11:02 PM

Reason, or at least Beato, may be trying to get a pat on the back for joining the anti-Beck bandwagon. You know, sort of like the way it’s a sign of coolness to dump on Limbaugh.

ddrintn on November 12, 2009 at 11:06 PM

Oh, please quit acting like a creepy douches when it comes to south park… it’s lame and since political sentiments change often you’re really setting yourself up to get kicked in the face just to keep your geek stink breath away….

I used to love the show but stopped watching it in 2002-3 or so… about that time I was a councilor at the YMCA… having to deal with 4th graders wearing South Park t-shirts who would cuss up a storm, sing rap lyrics, and be very sexually suggestive really put a bad taste in my mouth against the self image makers of our age….

ninjapirate on November 12, 2009 at 11:08 PM

Well since this NEVER made the front page I guess this is a better place than any.

Thank you, Washington, for Requesting a Demonstrably Good Idea

I commend the president for acknowledging today that “there are limits to what government can and should do” to ease our 10.2% unemployment rate – the highest it’s been since 1983. I also applaud his call for suggestions and expression of openness to considering “any demonstrably good idea.” Taking him at his word, I’d like to suggest this one: let’s learn from history and follow the example of the man who occupied the White House in 1983 and was able to transform an even worse recession than the one we’re currently experiencing into the largest peacetime economic expansion in American history.

When you realize the magnitude of President Reagan’s achievements, there is absolutely no reason why anyone would ignore his “demonstrably good” example. If you want real job growth, cut taxes – including capital gains taxes and small business payroll taxes – and slay the death tax once and for all. If you want to stimulate the economy and help poor and middle class families, cut payroll taxes so that more Americans can keep and invest more of what they earn.

If you want lasting economic expansion and prosperity, get the federal government’s budget under control. Instead of more pork-laden stimulus plans, let the free market correct itself. That’s what Reagan did, and history proves it worked.

In his comments today, the president honorably suggested that he welcomes our ideas on how to put America’s economy on the right track. But, there also seemed to be a suggested chastisement of the private sector’s efforts to right some economic wrongs when he said, “…small businesses and large firms…have not yet been willing to take the steps necessary to hire again.”

As business owners seek to expand, or just to keep doors open today, it’s not as if they are refusing to hire out of spite. Given a pro-private sector environment they will be only too happy to hire more people and grow their businesses. Perhaps if leadership in Washington reassured them by, for example, cutting tax burdens and making government more efficient, it would send our businesses a message that it’s safe and smart to expand today.

These are difficult times for so many Americans who are out of work. I implore our leaders to not threaten our economy’s job creators with increased taxes and job-killing schemes like cap-and-tax and the government health care takeover. Government needs to get out of their way and off their backs so that they can grow and hire again.

The lessons of history are clear. We’re blessed to have so many lessons from which to learn, and we’d be smart to emulate successes in America’s past. Our economic recovery decisions should be based on the same free market principles that Reagan employed. They work, history proves it, and I thank our president for asking for this input.

- Sarah Palin

http://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin?ref=mf#/sarahpalin?v=app_2347471856&ref=mf

Clyde5445 on November 12, 2009 at 11:10 PM

“You know what’s amazing to me is I’m a libertarian.”

No you’re not Glenn. You are a Civic Conservative. Google that term quick so you can then move to the next higher plateau, ok? Darvin Dowdy

Darvin Dowdy on November 12, 2009 at 11:11 PM

How do smurfs reproduce?

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 10:56 PM

Since she’s the only female smurf in the village, I’m guessing Smurfette is usually verrrrrry busy…

SDnocoen on November 12, 2009 at 11:12 PM

That’s entertainment…

mjbrooks3 on November 12, 2009 at 11:16 PM

Here – Civic Conservative: ( link )

This is what you are Glenn. You are not a libertarian and be thankful that you’re not. DD

Darvin Dowdy on November 12, 2009 at 11:19 PM

I thought the FEMA death camps thing was originally a Lefty conspiracy theory when Bush was President and he was going to kill poor black people or something like that?

Speedwagon82 on November 12, 2009 at 11:21 PM

Oh, come on. It’s a joke on a TV show! Relax.

mojo on November 12, 2009 at 11:22 PM

Oh, please quit acting like a creepy douches when it comes to south park… it’s lame and since political sentiments change often you’re really setting yourself up to get kicked in the face just to keep your geek stink breath away

ninjapirate on November 12, 2009 at 11:08 PM

Oh, come on. The parody of Beck was funny.

ddrintn on November 12, 2009 at 11:23 PM

Actually, if you are a consistent HA reader chances are you are a step or two ahead of Beck’s theories. That is not to knock what he does, which reaches a much wider market and is presented in a more easily digested form.

I give him kudos +1000

And give myself kudos +100000 for reading/participating in HA.

GnuBreed on November 12, 2009 at 11:27 PM

Since she’s the only female smurf in the village, I’m guessing Smurfette is usually verrrrrry busy…

SDnocoen on November 12, 2009 at 11:12 PM

Do you want them to reproduce? Each one has a different and unique, sometimes malicious, personality disorder.

lorien1973 on November 12, 2009 at 11:28 PM

I was listening to Brian Suits on KFI AM 640, and he said that our wounded soldiers at Ft. Hood will not be receiving purple hearts. According to him, if they did get the medal, it would be acknowledging that Hasan was an enemy–and therefore a terrorist. So basically the Army (under Obama’s orders, I presume) is calling this fratricide. Why am I not surprised?

CultureWar on November 12, 2009 at 11:29 PM

Darvin Dowdy on November 12, 2009 at 11:19 PM

bite me.

John the Libertarian on November 12, 2009 at 11:30 PM

KILL SMURFS.

Ahnohd must have written the script.

nukemhill on November 12, 2009 at 11:31 PM

Beck is doing important work in exposing this administration.

Take his reports for what you will. At least we are hearing FACTS no one else will bring to the fore.

rickyricardo on November 12, 2009 at 11:38 PM

This, from Key West Reader, should have been QoTD:

John the Libertarian on November 12, 2009 at 10:54 PM

Nice. Very nice. Thanks for posting that.

phineas on November 12, 2009 at 11:38 PM

How do smurfs reproduce?

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 10:56 PM

They keep it up til they are blue in the face.

phineas on November 12, 2009 at 11:40 PM

libertarian, the specific definition of, disparate.

Speakup on November 12, 2009 at 11:41 PM

He couldn’t sell FEMA death camps because the facts weren’t there to back the story up.

I guess you haven’t read Nancy Pelosi’s ‘ObamaCare’ bill…

Seven Percent Solution on November 12, 2009 at 11:42 PM

I used to love the show but stopped watching it in 2002-3 or so… about that time I was a councilor at the YMCA… having to deal with 4th graders wearing South Park t-shirts who would cuss up a storm, sing rap lyrics, and be very sexually suggestive really put a bad taste in my mouth against the self image makers of our age….

ninjapirate on November 12, 2009 at 11:08 PM

It is the parents’ responsibility to make sure kids do not watch a show rated MA that airs at 10pm, but then I’ve never seen a whole lot of rap on SP. Also, I’ve not seen any SP gear sold in kid sizes, so the parents must have just bought the smallest sizee they could find. Again…PARENTS. Put the blame where it belongs.

Laura in Maryland on November 12, 2009 at 11:47 PM

He is constantly urging his viewers to connect the dots and look at the big picture…

And what’s wrong with that? Most media present news in a disjointed fashion, rarely (if ever) presenting an analysis that puts several seemingly disparate incidents into perspective (viewed as a whole). Everyone was about ‘connecting the dots’ post 9/11. Now, not so much, because; as you put it, “It’s all in his head”. Is it? You go where the facts take you.

If the head of SEIU is at the White House on a weekly basis, and ACORN and SEIU share offices EVERYWHERE, is it hard to believe this is more than coincidence?

As I recall Allah, you were all for giving Barry “a chance”. Good call on that one.

GarandFan on November 12, 2009 at 11:47 PM

This, from Key West Reader, should have been QoTD:

John the Libertarian on November 12, 2009 at 10:54 PM

Wow! What a classy apology to President Bush!

TN Mom on November 12, 2009 at 11:49 PM

test test test

MSGTAS on November 12, 2009 at 11:49 PM

I’ve always said that the libertarian platform is a walking contradiction. It just starts the whole left-right argument all over again, within itself.

It’s a microcosm of the American political spectrum.

Saltysam on November 12, 2009 at 11:49 PM

And give myself kudos +100000 for reading/participating in HA.

GnuBreed on November 12, 2009 at 11:27 PM

You have something on your nose…looks brown.

Saltysam on November 12, 2009 at 11:51 PM

I love libertarians (Beck), but hate Libertarians (Reason.com)

Anyone who ever worked with someone in the Libertarian Party, know what I mean.

There is a reason why the Libertarian Party never gets above 2% in national election.

Norwegian on November 12, 2009 at 11:52 PM

Anyone see the episode where they absolutely SKEWERED the show “Whale Wars?” Oh my goodness…I nearly peed myself.

flyawaybird on November 12, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Yeah I saw it, and no they didn’t. They skewered Watson, yes, but only for undermining the cause with his shenanigans. They didn’t attack on substance that they are eco-terrorist morons who are risking their lives and spoonfeeding the public a propaganda TV show — all over .1% of one of the healthiest whale populations on the planet.

Yep, a 1000 whales out of the estimated million in the Southern Ocean is what their getting their panties in a wad over — that SP apparently agrees is a noble effort.

You know, for a show that’s supposedly “politically incorrect” they sure pick easy targets. The Japanese came off far worse than these leftist tools, and in fact I’ve never seen them go after the left beyond gentle mocking (and again, rarely on substance).

Even worse in this one though was the moral relativism — not just the vegan bullshit (”chickens and cows are okay to kill, but not whales?”) — but also invoking Hiroshima and Nagasaki in an anti-American anti-war light.

I think South Park is usually a hoot, but its politics are fuzzy at best (and hardly conservative, or even libertarian in my opinion). I don’t think libertarianism is hating everything.

jjraines on November 12, 2009 at 11:52 PM

There is a reason why the Libertarian Party never gets above 2% in national election.

Norwegian on November 12, 2009 at 11:52 PM

They’re strait-jacketed by their fetish for theory. “I despise DUI checkpoints! Jefferson said that we etc etc etc…”

ddrintn on November 12, 2009 at 11:59 PM

Glenn Beck and South Park. A great combination.

cubachi on November 12, 2009 at 11:59 PM

They’re strait-jacketed by their fetish for theory. “I despise DUI checkpoints! Jefferson said that we etc etc etc…”

ddrintn on November 12, 2009 at 11:59 PM

Years ago I went to a ‘hemp fest’ rally. I took one of the fliers and saw there was a libertarian speaker as TJ coming up next.

Sure enough, the guy came out dressed as Jefferson. The crowd booed. He started giving a speech that was either straight TJ or pretty close. The crowd starting booing heavily now – railing against environmentalism and ‘public works’ isn’t what they had in mind.

Then the speaker switched gears and started talking about drug legalization. Eventually the stoners in the audience realized that this was complaining about the government they liked. I won’t say they cheered, but the booing certainly stopped.

/Shakes head.

These are the people the LP has decided are their future.

18-1 on November 13, 2009 at 12:08 AM

“In theory, a charismatic paranoiac demagogue like Beck Obama is the poster boy for this dystopian future. He’s got a very loud megaphone. His communication skills are world-class. He’s ideologically driven (even if no one can quite figure out what that ideology is). And he’s willing to entertain some pretty dubious notions. But look at his track record so far. He couldn’t sell FEMA death camps health care to the majority of the American people because the facts weren’t there to back the story up. His exposé of communist art at Rockefeller Plaza claims of millions of jobs created or saved went nowhere because even Beck’s Obama’s viewers followers realize an old relief of a naked farmer holding some wheat spending up to $250k per short term job “created or saves” isn’t much of an accomplishment threat. The Van Jones story Ft Hood tragedy had legs the potential to show his leadership, by contrast, because most of its facts were solid. apparent. With a change in background music and a few minor edits, in fact, Beck’s Obama’s first long piece on Jones Hassan could have served as an advertisement for the activist’s achievements— by showing how this country could overcome radical anti-freedom imperialists in part because its script closely followed a 2005 newspaper article that was written as a positive portrait of Jones.

/almost boilerplate, eh?

AZfederalist on November 13, 2009 at 12:11 AM

Um, who the hell is Greg Beato? A nobody making inane criticisms against someone who pulls in millions of viewers during rush hour. Yawn. Jealous much?

chicagojedi on November 13, 2009 at 12:11 AM

Beato was spot on that the real allure of Beck is his “big picture” style. Nobody else does that. O’Reilly tried for awhile, but he still reports on too much just mainstream crap.

Beck is a little crazy, but people are just naturally intrigued by “big picture” type, dark room, secret meeting descriptions of those in power.

It’s working because a lot of it is true right, and he’s the only one saying it.

WisCon on November 13, 2009 at 12:20 AM

Wow…..more charisma than the original

Braindroppings on November 13, 2009 at 12:28 AM

And give myself kudos +100000 for reading/participating in HA.

GnuBreed on November 12, 2009 at 11:27 PM
You have something on your nose…looks brown.

Saltysam on November 12, 2009 at 11:51 PM

2ND THAT.-
As said before Beck is a “talk show blog” Seriously… repeat what is on the blogs and be a ratings/news legend! Why others aren’t duplicating his success? We can only hope.
Shout out ot allah… oh wait he can’t show his face?

Indian Outlaw on November 13, 2009 at 12:33 AM

All the little pu$$ies go “Mao, mao, mao…”

Beck is doing the job that the watchdogpu$$y media is too busy licking itself (and Obama) to bother doing.

Here’s a something sticky for Glenn’s SUV.

Keep kickin’ ‘em brothuh Beck!

profitsbeard on November 13, 2009 at 12:36 AM

It’s working because a lot of it is true right, and he’s the only one saying it.

WisCon on November 13, 2009 at 12:20 AM

The true test of beck is… can he run the maze and keep his nose clean. The same can be said of Palin. They both make NEWS HEADLINES when they slip.

Indian Outlaw on November 13, 2009 at 12:42 AM

Clyde5445 on November 12, 2009 at 11:10 PM

I love it!

That should be QOTD paired with Obama’s statement!

INC on November 13, 2009 at 12:45 AM

How do smurfs reproduce?

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 10:56 PM

They don’t. A new smurf appears once in a blue moon. As for Smurfette, she was created by Gargamel to be a suicide bomber. Regret and remorse changed her.

I hope my memory is correct. It’s been a looooong time.

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TwilightStruggler on November 13, 2009 at 12:48 AM

INC on November 13, 2009 at 12:45 AM

Just doing my bit to get the word out. Sarah also had a HC note today but you would never know it because it didn’t make the front page.

Clyde5445 on November 13, 2009 at 12:56 AM

GLENN: You know what’s amazing to me is I’m a libertarian.

lmao.. kind of like Hannity calling himself a libertarian.. a libertarian who supports pre-emptive war, nation-building, and The War on Terror. Both Beck and Hannity are fiscal conservatives who support the failed neocon foreign policy.. just like Palin.

popularpeoplesfront on November 13, 2009 at 1:03 AM

Both Beck and Hannity are fiscal conservatives who support the failed neocon Jooooo foreign policy.. just like Palin.

popularpeoplesfront on November 13, 2009 at 1:03 AM

FIFY

OhioCoastie on November 13, 2009 at 1:12 AM

Both Beck and Hannity are fiscal conservatives who support the failed neocon Jooooo foreign policy.. just like Palin.

popularpeoplesfront on November 13, 2009 at 1:03 AM

FIFY

OhioCoastie on November 13, 2009 at 1:12 AM

Both Beck and Hannity are fiscal conservatives who support the failed neocon foreign policy.. just like Palin.

popularpeoplesfront on November 13, 2009 at 1:03 AM

… and just like Obama! (who has already increased the American troop level in Afghanistan by 45% over what he got from Bush and is trying to make up his mind about how much more still to increase it by!)

Not the fiscal conservative part though – that’s for sure!!!

MB4 on November 13, 2009 at 1:16 AM

And for a little good news on the education and publishing front, after Yale University caved in to Islamic intimidation and published a book about the “Banned” Mohammad Danish Cartoons (and other historical pictures of the “prophet” Muhammad by early Muslim artists and Blake and Rodin, etc.) WITHOUT THE CARTOONS OR ANY OTHER IMAGES, Duke University has now reversed that cowardice and is publishing a book of all the images which were censored by Yale called: “MUHAMMAD: The ‘Banned’ Images“.

The West may have started to regurgite the poison of P.C., ~finally.

Go Duke!

profitsbeard on November 13, 2009 at 1:20 AM

popularpeoplesfront on November 13, 2009 at 1:03 AM

Are you a communist?

Johan Klaus on November 13, 2009 at 1:33 AM

Both Beck and Hannity are fiscal conservatives who support the failed neocon Jooooo foreign policy.. just like Palin.

popularpeoplesfront on November 13, 2009 at 1:03 AM

Yes most libertarians aren’t anti semitic Israel hating smeghead scum. This is very true.

Dark Eden on November 13, 2009 at 1:37 AM

How do smurfs reproduce?

BadgerHawk on November 12, 2009 at 10:56 PM

They keep pulling the lever.

Vote early and often.

Speakup on November 13, 2009 at 1:59 AM

Peak Oil? Peak Obama.

Mr. Joe on November 13, 2009 at 2:53 AM

GLENN: You know what’s amazing to me is I’m a libertarian.
lmao.. kind of like Hannity calling himself a libertarian.. a libertarian who supports pre-emptive war, nation-building, and The War on Terror. Both Beck and Hannity are fiscal conservatives who support the failed neocon foreign policy.. just like Palin.

popularpeoplesfront on November 13, 2009 at 1:03 AM

Neo con Neo con… is that your way of saying the Jews are taking over the world? Cause I bet Beck could debunk that rumour for you.

And what failed about Bush’s foreign policy? We were strong and winning the war on terror until Obama took the reins. Now we hate our friends and support humanities enemies. We unilaterally disarmed against terror and Russia! The chickens will come home to roost on that soon enough.

Our foreign policy today can’t even express support for people marching against a Theocratic dictatorships in Iran. I never would have believed that people begging for freedom would not even get a nod from an American President!

petunia on November 13, 2009 at 2:55 AM

OH and like Allah I’m glad to see Beck is feeling better too! Well that’s the way I took Allah’s story:O

petunia on November 13, 2009 at 3:00 AM

To conservatives here:

Stop patronizing the Liberal tools like South Park.

TheAlamos on November 13, 2009 at 3:33 AM

I never paid much attention to Beck, until I noticed that all his most vociferous critics were lying sacks of crap. He must be doing something good if that’s the case, and it is.

RBMN on November 13, 2009 at 3:43 AM

I, for one, liked Trey and Matt’s over-the-top portrayal of Beck and found it to be quite entertaining. Having said that, it does feel a bit at times as though the two are doing themselves a disservice by pretty much eating their own kind. South Park is best when it’s skewering celebrities and leftist/Democrat acolytes who are quite obvious and blatant in their stupidity.

Every time Trey and Matt attempt to take on conservatives or fellow libertarians, it always feels a little like Trey and Matt are delving into a mildly hurtful form (to themselves) of ideological cannibalism.

Still, it was a fun episode and further proves how good Trey and Matt are at spoofing anyone and everyone. I’m sure they’re loving the attention this particular episode has received.

Jockolantern on November 13, 2009 at 4:25 AM

Down with Beck! Down with Palin!

Is this site run by the DNC?

It’s the other guys that are destroying America. Why is that so hard to understand?

Don L on November 13, 2009 at 5:44 AM

He is forever advising them to consider stories not as transient, random, isolated phenomena, as most newscasts do, but as parts of a larger, ongoing narrative

Uhh. The media doesn’t have narratives? The media doesn’t FORCE a consideration of stories as parts of a larger, ongoing narrative?

Are we talking about the same media? The MSM? The “fake but accurate” MSM?

misterpeasea on November 13, 2009 at 5:55 AM

even if no one can quite figure out what that ideology is

And of course, everyone must have an ideology!

Dr. ZhivBlago on November 13, 2009 at 6:11 AM

OT: KSM will be going to NYC to stand trial

WHAT???!!!!

Thanks Holder!…ugh!!!!

cmsinaz on November 13, 2009 at 6:34 AM

Something interesting Beck pointed out on his radio show yesterday: he is ridiculed and berated in his mannerisms, but not in his message. Why is that? And shouldn’t it concern you? Like he said, you don’t have to believe that there are communists and marxists surrounding this President, BUT IF THERE WERE, WOULD IT BE OK?

jimmy2shoes on November 13, 2009 at 6:34 AM

I’m not a Glenn Beck fan but …

I’ll just observe here that you can always tell who controls the hill by the number of people attempting to knock him off it.

HondaV65 on November 13, 2009 at 7:15 AM

2 wars and one of the most intrusive governments in some time, and all Treason can do is bash Glenn Beck…

The Dean on November 13, 2009 at 7:27 AM

DUDE! A group of my friends in High School were all about killing smurfs!

Mounted heads on plaques and stuff like that. Kinda did it to torment teachers.

One time one of the dudes tied a shoestring noose around one, and slammed a locker on it. During lunch (his locker was one that lined the lunchroom) the door gave way under the pressure right as a chick walked bye it. So she’s minding her own business and out pops a smurf and hangs itself.

The look on her face was awesome!

- The Cat

P.S. Yes I’m talking about the stuffed toys.

P.P.S. Or am I?

MirCat on November 13, 2009 at 7:30 AM

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