Halloween HamNation: “Paranormal Legislative Activity”

posted at 5:02 pm on October 30, 2009 by Allahpundit

A holiday treat for longtime Hot Air readers. Man, this takes me back. You’ll enjoy the vid twice as much if you’ve seen “Paranormal Activity,” but don’t feel put off if you haven’t. Frankly, the monster here is scarier: It’s sinister, it can’t be stopped, and pretty soon it’ll destroy us all.

In fact, there was a better horror movie analogy available had MKH wanted it. If only she had an F/X team…

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Ahhhh…love the Hammer.

AUINSC on October 30, 2009 at 5:06 PM

MKH is a riot!

csdeven on October 30, 2009 at 5:07 PM

Hot. Oh and the video is nice too.

elduende on October 30, 2009 at 5:07 PM

Too bad Paranormal Activity was such a craptastic film.

Enoxo on October 30, 2009 at 5:08 PM

My husband is going to be devastated to learn MKH has a boyfriend! He thinks she is the hottest political pundit of all time. I am sure, he is going to enjoy seeing that the rest of her is just as attractive as her face, which is usually all that is visible on TV. No worry, he is harmless.

bopbottle on October 30, 2009 at 5:15 PM

When did the Ham get a BF??? I’m crushed!!! ;-)

~B

Brian on October 30, 2009 at 5:15 PM

bopbottle-

LOL!!

Brian on October 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM

Paranormal Mendacity.

Jim Treacher on October 30, 2009 at 5:19 PM

I’d be on MKH’s F/X Team in a heartbeat. Thanks for a Happy Halloween MK!

Griz on October 30, 2009 at 5:19 PM

The Hamster have a boyfriend? Oh, yeah…bill bad,bad.

El Coqui on October 30, 2009 at 5:20 PM

Too bad Paranormal Activity was such a craptastic film.

Enoxo on October 30, 2009 at 5:08 PM

thanks for the update.. I was curious now I won’t go.

upinak on October 30, 2009 at 5:22 PM

Ham-tastic!

juanito on October 30, 2009 at 5:26 PM

OT: Friday night White House news dump: Bill Ayers in the White House on Jan 27. Nice. One illegitimate criminal Marxist hosting another.

elduende on October 30, 2009 at 5:34 PM

The scary thing is that it’s real….

Seven Percent Solution on October 30, 2009 at 5:35 PM

OT: Friday night White House news dump: Bill Ayers in the White House on Jan 27.

No, it’s not that Bill Ayers. Please don’t start rumors before checking.

And stay on topic.

Allahpundit on October 30, 2009 at 5:37 PM

I’ll bite on most things except the “I can’t search. It’s in a PDF” line they put under the stub here.

Learn to search PDF’s people – more and more documents coming across your desk will be in that format. From business as well as government. There are scads of OCR and PDF interpreters out there that will do it for you and most are fairly easy to use. Evernote will as well and this site was plastered with Evernote ads just recently.

Worst comes to worst try a free conversion site like PDF2Word for smaller PDF files.

dieudonne on October 30, 2009 at 5:39 PM

You CAN’T search it! It’s evil! I’ve been trying to re-find the section about abortion all day.

Good one, MKH.

NTWR on October 30, 2009 at 5:39 PM

I’ll bite on most things except the “I can’t search. It’s in a PDF” line they put under the stub here.

Learn to search PDF’s people – more and more documents coming across your desk will be in that format. From business as well as government. There are scads of OCR and PDF interpreters out there that will do it for you and most are fairly easy to use. Evernote will as well and this site was plastered with Evernote ads just recently.

Worst comes to worst try a free conversion site like PDF2Word for smaller PDF files.

dieudonne on October 30, 2009 at 5:39 PM

WHA??? Really? Hmmm.

NTWR on October 30, 2009 at 5:44 PM

Sorry I was the Friday afternoon buzz-kill geek. I spend a lot of time helping the same person search PDF files again and again and again on Friday afternoons.

dieudonne on October 30, 2009 at 5:44 PM

Could’ve been worse: The demon could’ve rearranged their DVD collection

ScottMcC on October 30, 2009 at 5:46 PM

When did the Ham get a BF??? I’m crushed!!! ;-)

~B

Brian on October 30, 2009 at 5:15 PM

At least it’s a guy.

docflash on October 30, 2009 at 5:47 PM

LOL!

They’re lobbyist footprints!

John the Libertarian on October 30, 2009 at 5:48 PM

I just heard from a friend that on a talk radio show the host said she was doing trick or treat on Halloween. She’s wrapping pieces of candy in the health care bill.

lol

csdeven on October 30, 2009 at 5:51 PM

love it!

ginaswo on October 30, 2009 at 5:51 PM

Anybody got the URL link on this vid? Can’t open it directly from here for some reason. Thanks.

TXUS on October 30, 2009 at 5:57 PM

No, it’s not that Bill Ayers. Please don’t start rumors before checking.

And stay on topic.

Allahpundit on October 30, 2009 at 5:37 PM

Whoops sorry.

elduende on October 30, 2009 at 5:58 PM

“I can’t search it. It’s in a PDF!”

Get that woman a full version of Adobe Acrobat, stat!

thirteen28 on October 30, 2009 at 6:00 PM

dieudonne on October 30, 2009 at 5:44 PM

Ha! I just figured it out. What a time saver- thanks!

NTWR on October 30, 2009 at 6:04 PM

Ever since MKH moved to The Washington Times, they’ve been breaking a lot of stories.

SouthernGent on October 30, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Why would you guys be surprised that she has a boyfriend?

ladyingray on October 30, 2009 at 6:06 PM

Get that woman a full version of Adobe Acrobat, stat!

I think the point is that most average Americans who might want to search the bill don’t have $700 for spend on Acrobat 9, and just have Acrobat Reader.

rivlax on October 30, 2009 at 6:07 PM

Lucky boyfriend.

HeckOnWheels on October 30, 2009 at 6:15 PM

Great spoof, although don’t watch it if you haven’t seen Paranormal Activity yet. Then again, the trailer(which I avoided) also spoils the movie.

MKH looking great as always.

Doughboy on October 30, 2009 at 6:25 PM

Speaking of the trailer…this will give who haven’t seen the movie (or heard of it) some context:

http://www.paranormalactivity-movie.com/trailer.html

rivlax on October 30, 2009 at 6:44 PM

Ham-tastic!

juanito

The MKH video of “Obama On My Shoulder” is a classic… The RNC should actually use parts of it in campaign commercials in 2012..,.

IntheNet on October 30, 2009 at 6:46 PM

I hear the scream of thousands of guy’s aspirations dying a horrible death …. now that its shown MKH already has someone….

I haven’t seen Paranormal Activity. But this reminded me of he Blair Witch Project…. (a bad movie IMHO).

CrazyFool on October 30, 2009 at 6:50 PM

rivlax on October 30, 2009 at 6:07 PM

I notice she was using a Mac…

I dunno about apple products, but my freebie Win versions of Acrobat Reader have been easily searchable for oh, a decade. It is a little less obvious if it is embedded in your browser page, but save it and open it with Acrobat itself, and there is s search box right on the default toolbar.
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No, it’s not that Bill Ayers. Please don’t start rumors before checking.
Allahpundit on October 30, 2009 at 5:37 PM

And we have the word of exactly who that it wasn’t the infamous ones? While I think Jake Tapper is probably one of the most honest of the MSM White House Correspondents…. Who was it that assured HIM that they were just ‘regular people’…. And who was it that told the person that told Tapper?

Although I’ll admit that when 0bama plans to meet with THE Bill Ayers and /or the THE black panthers, they aren’t signing in at the front gate, I still think that anyone that takes the administration’s word on anything is being incredibly naive.

LegendHasIt on October 30, 2009 at 6:53 PM

I didn’t see “Paranormal Activity”, but I thoroughly enjoyed this.

steveegg on October 30, 2009 at 7:07 PM

Sighhhhhh! Smart, beautiful, unavailable….crap!

serenity on October 30, 2009 at 7:43 PM

Since when can’t you search a pdf?

reddevil on October 30, 2009 at 8:53 PM

Wow. That expanded the frontier of lame. MKH was way funnier
when she was single.

datadriver on October 30, 2009 at 9:26 PM

I first came across MKH from a video on Hot-Air, then soon after I would follow her videos, but they were so weird….

Then MKH did TV commentary, and I could see how articulate and down to earth she was… then Halloween 2009 struck.

And her videos are so weird….. aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Danzo on October 31, 2009 at 2:42 AM

Lobbyist footprints!!!!!!!!!!!!!,hehe!!!

canopfor on October 31, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Lobbyist footprints come in but don’t come out?

Now THAT is scary stuff.

Yakko77 on October 31, 2009 at 7:20 PM