A holiday treat for longtime Hot Air readers. Man, this takes me back. You’ll enjoy the vid twice as much if you’ve seen “Paranormal Activity,” but don’t feel put off if you haven’t. Frankly, the monster here is scarier: It’s sinister, it can’t be stopped, and pretty soon it’ll destroy us all.

In fact, there was a better horror movie analogy available had MKH wanted it. If only she had an F/X team…