Levi Johnston threatens Palin: I’m fully prepared to leak stuff about you

posted at 7:40 pm on October 27, 2009 by Allahpundit

The media’s been pointing to the balloon boy story as the ne plus ultra of celebrity-seeking scumbaggery, but there’s an even better example around, isn’t there?

Honestly, at this point, the most rational interpretation of his behavior is that he’s trying to get people to hate him.

“Sounds like you really resent her now,” she asks Levi during the interview, which was taped in advance.

“Well now I’ve heard all the things she’s said. You know, the Sarah Palin I knew before, it was — it was her putting on a front, it was her being fake to me and now that everything’s slowly coming out and I’m hearing more things, you know, and things she’s said and done, you know, I see the real Palin,” Levi responds, before stepping through the looking glass:…

Maggie: That’s what it sounds like…somebody whose bent on revenge and getting even, ‘now it’s my turn’.

Levi: Well that’s part of it, I guess, but at the same time, you know, if she’s going to go out there and say things to me, about me, I’m going to leak some things on her. I mean that’s just how it is.

“I’m going to leak some things on her” is only his second-most memorable quote of the day. The most memorable: “I just get naked. That’s what I do.” I remember writing about this turd a few months ago and speculating that between his treachery and his willingness to stoop to the depths of Playgirl for attention, he’d destroy his credibility as a source for Palin’s enemies before the primaries ever got going. Maybe I was wrong, though. The excerpted bit above comes from a transcript of tomorrow’s Early Show on CBS. If they’re willing to take him seriously enough to put him on the air now, why wouldn’t they be willing two years from now? Evidently he’ll do anything for a buck, so lord only knows what he’d accuse her of if the price is right. Think our crack, fact-checking, fair and balanced media will be scrutinizing his accusations any more intensely than they did, say, those racist quotes attributed to Rush Limbaugh?

Speaking of the primaries, her fans at Team Sarah are trying to organize a speaking event for her … in Iowa. Hmmm.

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He clearly wants attention. What is he doing hanging around in Alaska? Shouldn’t he be finding an apartment in West Hollywood and auditioning for the acting roles he wants?

highhopes on October 27, 2009 at 8:04 PM

while waiting to do his “lack of testicular frontal issue” with Playgirl and was suppose to lose weight and on a restrictive diet… the rumor mill is that he was caught choking down a double quarter and come to find out cheating on his “diet” and gaining weight. As I have no clue if Playgirl dropped him.. I wouldn’t be surprised.

upinak on October 27, 2009 at 8:08 PM

Oh, no. Child-abandoning nude models are anti-Palin. What will we do?

Ronnie on October 27, 2009 at 7:45 PM

Well put.

Bruce in NH on October 27, 2009 at 8:08 PM

Levi just wants to expose his shortcomings.

yoda on October 27, 2009 at 8:09 PM

Let’s check in with Levi in ten years and see where he is in life.

d1carter on October 27, 2009 at 8:09 PM

Someone deserves a good beatdown. The word “punk” comes to mind.

jnelchef on October 27, 2009 at 8:10 PM

I want this sad little short-horn to whore himself into the spotlight for as long as possible, being as outrageous as his warped little imaginagtion can be. He should do full-on midget porn, or join the psychic friends network, or both. The more he becomes a national laughingstock, the more useful he becomes for tarring Sarah’s other critics with the Loon Brush.

More, Levi. More.

OhioCoastie on October 27, 2009 at 8:10 PM

I think Levi has got some kind of coach or agent who keeps feeding him his anti Sarah lines. He’s been told this kind of stuff will keep him on the chat shows and keep the money flowing. As long as Sarah Palin is in the lime light, Levi will be. As long as he is told what to say this kind of stuff the media will want to interview him.

Will he be on Oprah after Sarah to discuss her book? I wouldn’t doubt it.

chris999 on October 27, 2009 at 8:03 PM

They do , and remember the larry king interview. And then they call Fox not a news organisation..

the_nile on October 27, 2009 at 8:10 PM

He is being funded by somebody.

WisCon on October 27, 2009 at 7:44 PM

I think it was a commentor here who linked to an article pointing out that his bodygaurd was paid by George Soros, or something along those lines. So yeah, he’s just another Soros lackey.

clearbluesky on October 27, 2009 at 8:11 PM

Sheesh Allah, where’s the Vanity Fair article? I figured you’d be falling all over yourself to post that.

kg598301 on October 27, 2009 at 8:11 PM

OK, so Levi is a big johnson.

Buford Gooch on October 27, 2009 at 8:12 PM

Let’s check in with Levi in ten years and see where he is in life.

d1carter on October 27, 2009 at 8:09 PM

Oh you don’t have to wonder

upinak on October 27, 2009 at 8:12 PM

Hmmmm.

I wonder how much of Soros’ right arm is up Levi’s backside?

In a sockpuppety way .. of course. ;)

CPT. Charles on October 27, 2009 at 8:12 PM

Go ahead boy, do your worst.Your cards get worse every time you bet.
It would actually at this point will paint Palin as a sympathetic person, bedeviled by a bad decision by her daughter, striving to help her raise a fatherless child.
To paraphrase George C.Scott in ‘The Hustler”- you’re a born loser.

jjshaka on October 27, 2009 at 8:13 PM

Bring it, you insignificant sh-t stain.

CurtZHP on October 27, 2009 at 8:13 PM

technopeasant on October 27, 2009 at 7:54 PM

There may be strings attatched but, as you say any info coming from him would be false. Therefore, he, personally, doesn’t have anything to leak. Not anything that isn’t being fed to him anyway.

boomer on October 27, 2009 at 8:13 PM

Levi Johnston threatens Palin: I’m fully prepared to leak stuff about you

To LJ: Shut up and get naked!

Michelle Dubois on October 27, 2009 at 7:49 PM

55555! It’s all there is to say about Levi Johnston. Oops. Get tanned first, boy.

TheAlamos on October 27, 2009 at 8:14 PM

odds on him ending up dead in his house with several needles sticking out of his arm??

ousoonerfan15 on October 27, 2009 at 8:14 PM

This only shows how desperate the media is and how trashy. The only people who will believe it are those who want to and those who are just too blind to see–who needs them?

As loathsome as Levi is; any decent person can see those adults pulling his strings and using him are truly evil. If the kid has any decency in him, he will look back on this with much regret. Having said that, he really does need a good butt kicking.

texanpride on October 27, 2009 at 8:14 PM

I hear Huck has already offered him a job with his campaign in 2012. Pending Don Tyson’s approval, of course.

Percy_Peabody on October 27, 2009 at 8:14 PM

He will be on MSNBC every night if Palin enters the primaries.

Speedwagon82 on October 27, 2009 at 7:49 PM

Which means no one will see it except Hot Air readers.

ddrintn on October 27, 2009 at 8:15 PM

Which means no one will see it except Hot Air readers.

ddrintn on October 27, 2009 at 8:15 PM

LOL ZING!

upinak on October 27, 2009 at 8:15 PM

Here’s that article i mentioned.

clearbluesky on October 27, 2009 at 8:16 PM

Absent father said what….?

Hog Wild on October 27, 2009 at 8:16 PM

AUINSC on October 27, 2009 at 7:58 PM

What part of the word “billionaire” don’t you understand?

That’s what Soros and Obama want Palin to do; they’ll gladly pay the damages on behalf of Levi and write it off.

But the permanent damage to Palin’s reputation and political career will be inflicted they hope.

technopeasant on October 27, 2009 at 8:16 PM

This kid is lost and I think that the other culprits here are Maggie Rodriguez and CBS. They know that their motivation for having him on is to attack Sarah Palin. The people who hate her will eat it up and the rest of us won’t watch and know it for the tripe it is. Sarah, to my knowledge, has not said a word about Johnston or responded to his last couple of attacks. I think they refrain from doing so because of Bristol and Tripp and because Sarah knows the motive is to get her to react.

Allah thanks for your good write up of this situation…

CCRWM on October 27, 2009 at 8:17 PM

I’ve always said you learn a lot the first time someone knocks you on you butt. Sounds like Levi needs his first time.

Sergeant Tim on October 27, 2009 at 8:18 PM

Pundits who give this cipher a forum do so solely for the purpose of throwing mud on Sarah Palin. All[ah]pundits.

Knott Buyinit on October 27, 2009 at 8:18 PM

Don’t people realize that Levi Johnston is being paid by Democrat(ic) political operatives…

ninjapirate on October 27, 2009 at 8:18 PM

This is another reason why I don’t watch MSM news or shows like Today. There is a child who will one day be told about all of the rants and actions of this very immature young man who just happens to be his father. Makes me nauseous! Oh, and other than speaking about accusations Levi has made about her, what has Palin said?

truetexan on October 27, 2009 at 8:18 PM

If he had any good juice, he would have spilled it by now. Maybe he’ll get drunk, wander outside his Alaska home and get eaten by a big ol’ Kodiak bear. It’s a win-win situation for us and the bear.

Philly on October 27, 2009 at 8:19 PM

Nothing to see so Playgirl moved on.

Kissmygrits on October 27, 2009 at 7:45 PM

I told you it was cold here in Alaska – Levi Johnston

bluemarlin on October 27, 2009 at 8:19 PM

Pundits who give this cipher a forum do so solely for the purpose of throwing mud on Sarah Palin. All[ah]pundits.

Knott Buyinit on October 27, 2009 at 8:18 PM

Knock it off dill weed.

Allah can’t stand the turd, since you obviously didn’t READ the whole blog!

upinak on October 27, 2009 at 8:20 PM

Sounds like Dicky Hollywood’s career in show business isn’t turning out the way he hoped. So as a result he is resorting to the only thing he knows that will get him some attention and another pay day, slagging off the Palin’s and trading on his past association with them especially with Sarah’s book about to hit the shelves.

The only problem is that his credibility is wearing a bit thin and the only people who are interested in what he has to say are the sort of media parasites that deal in the sleaziest type of tabloid reporting and whose intention isn’t to unravel the truth but rather to smear and slander a high profile Conservative because she is a threat to the political agenda of the of far left progressive establishment that they are ideologically beholden too.

Hellrider on October 27, 2009 at 8:20 PM

If this young man has parents they should cane him.

Mason on October 27, 2009 at 8:20 PM

Levi is what you catch when a dollar bill is dragged across a trailer park.

AaronGuzman on October 27, 2009 at 8:20 PM

Through folks like you ninjapirate I hope they will.

technopeasant on October 27, 2009 at 8:21 PM

Have you notice how he never tells you what the Palins have said. That is because they have said nothing about this punk kid. I think he has been warned. Don’t worry Levi the girls will check-out your wee-wee. CBS and their pimp.

oldyeller on October 27, 2009 at 8:21 PM

oh this evil little prxxk!
this must be how my Dad, God Bless him, felt about my ex, who pulled the same crxp when we were 18

arrrrgh!

ginaswo on October 27, 2009 at 8:21 PM

Levi will need a lot of help when he finally looks back at his life.

Freddy on October 27, 2009 at 8:22 PM

I hope Bristol puts a lien on evry dime he gets the leech!

ginaswo on October 27, 2009 at 8:22 PM

His mom is a drug addict and she is in jail for selling drugs. He blames that on the Palins.

oldyeller on October 27, 2009 at 8:22 PM

Man, I should listen to you guys more often. After 1.5 years of avoiding LGF because of his HATEFUL DIVISIVE attacks toward Dr. Robert Spencer, I just checked out the lizards. Boy, I wanna claw my eyes out and rub my brain with sandpaper.

viviliberoomuori on October 27, 2009 at 8:22 PM

Nothing Levi leaks can make this bimbo look any worse. Failin’ Palin comes to the party fully prepared to self-implode.

Good4Onan on October 27, 2009 at 8:23 PM

I doubt this little weasel has any fresh information to share. No, he’ll probably just tell some made up story. At this point he could claim to have had sex with Sarah and it wouldn’t be that much of a shock coming from this smear-junkie swine.

I agree with faraway that we’ll probably see an attempt at a damaging news story days or hours before Sarah’s interview with Oprah. But then it’s been obvious for a year now that there is a concerted effort to fling feces at Sarah Palin at every opportunity, and people are losing their patience.

Aitch748 on October 27, 2009 at 8:23 PM

What part of the word “billionaire” don’t you understand?

technopeasant on October 27, 2009 at 8:16 PM

Calm down man. She can still sue. Maybe Soros will join in…though I think Levi can be bought much cheaper than that.

AUINSC on October 27, 2009 at 8:23 PM

let me just say the attacks on Hillary over Bills cheating made me want to protect her, and the attacks on Sarah b/c of this turd kid make me equally outraged for Sarah and Bristol

man go ahead and push all my buttons you stoopid media toolz, I will go door to door to raise money for this woman and the more air time you give trying to humiliate her poor family the more I will work out my heart for her

damn they make me mad!

ginaswo on October 27, 2009 at 8:25 PM

In the good ole days, one of the men folk would have taken little Levi for a ride to the a** kicking tree…
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RalphyBoy on October 27, 2009 at 8:25 PM

Wait until the ROIDs start really kicking in. He’s a wildcard and will say and do anything for fame now that he’s tasted it.

Punditpawn on October 27, 2009 at 8:26 PM

Good4Onan on October 27, 2009 at 8:23 PM

Now that’s clever…

jerrytbg on October 27, 2009 at 8:27 PM

What a dumbass.

Red Cloud on October 27, 2009 at 8:28 PM

What a fetid and symbiotic zoology teeming under the rotting planks of the media culture: this parasitic cretin and the CBS Early Show et al, each feeding off the other, eating each other’s feces.

rrpjr on October 27, 2009 at 8:28 PM

Knock it off dill weed.

Allah can’t stand the turd, since you obviously didn’t READ the whole blog!

upinak on October 27, 2009 at 8:20 PM

I admire you for giving the benefit of the doubt. Based on the tone of multitudes of Palin posts in the past, myself- not so much. Question- why give the sleaze ANY time here at HotAir?

kg598301 on October 27, 2009 at 8:29 PM

Nothing Levi leaks can make this bimbo look any worse. Failin’ Palin comes to the party fully prepared to self-implode.

Good4Onan on October 27, 2009 at 8:23 PM

Hope you are not booked here all week, going to be one flop after another.

bluemarlin on October 27, 2009 at 8:29 PM

As to the Lack of Substance of Mr. Levi Johnston …

HE JUST PROVED THAT ALL HIS PAST STATEMENTS AGAINST SARAH PALIN WERE LIES … AND DAMNED LIES.

There’s only one conclusion here. Levi’s asking Palin not debunk his previous false stories. If not, Levi will be forced to thread another new Lies.

This is Levi’s source of income: MAKE LIES.

TheAlamos on October 27, 2009 at 8:29 PM

Maybe he’ll get drunk, wander outside his Alaska home and get eaten by a big ol’ Kodiak bear. It’s a win-win situation for us and the bear.

Philly on October 27, 2009 at 8:19 PM

Why do you hate Kodiak bears so much?

nwsseeker on October 27, 2009 at 8:30 PM

<blockquoteThey couldn’t possibly fact-check it any less than the completely bogus “excerpt from Obama’s college thesis” you posted in the headlines here a few days ago.

crr6 on October 27, 2009 at 8:03 PM

Allahpundit is now the equivalent of CBS?

Regardless, we know Obama thinks just like the excerpt read, so the headline was accurate.

uknowmorethanme on October 27, 2009 at 8:30 PM

Sorry forgot to use the Sarc tag!

nwsseeker on October 27, 2009 at 8:31 PM

Sadly, there are probably enough interested people to keep Levi in business for a long time. This stuff is all scripted by and for the media. Between the Sarah haters (probably big overlap with Obamabots) and the proles, who love this family feud stuff, there’s a big audience.

I would never have said this before the 2008 election, but our country seems to be dominated by mindless proles swallowing what the media feeds them.

chris999 on October 27, 2009 at 8:32 PM

…and so, at the end, as he really had been from the beginning, the coward Levi Johnston was alone; excepting the demons of regret he had failed to outpace these many rueful years. And so, there he, well, wavered if not stood -that posture being reserved for men and other stalwart sorts- at the rail of another bar. Familiar stale odors, familiar contemptuous glares, familiar solo trek to a third-rate motel awaiting; he was at a home he had built by himself.

The bartender, as he has the previous two nights began to round the end of the bar to give a greasy, grayed and saggy Levi the old heave-ho. But the door opened, and the young man coming in caught the barman’s eye. Dark, tousled hair, tall and square of jaw… but mostly, a resolute look in his eye that meant business. The barman froze, and in a silent count rhythm all others in joint locked up as well. The young man strode directly to Levi and took a boxer’s stance. Levi couldn’t look him in the eye, and retracted into a cower. The young man was telegraphing a punch like a Morse man wiring the outbreak of war.

But the punch didn’t come. A few seconds passed; then the young man turned and walked out… and away.

A barely audible “Trigg” fell from Levi’s chastened lips.

Doorgunner on October 27, 2009 at 8:32 PM

As to the Lack of Substance of Mr. Levi Johnston …
HE JUST PROVED THAT ALL HIS PAST STATEMENTS AGAINST SARAH PALIN WERE LIES … AND DAMNED LIES.
There’s only one conclusion here. Levi’s asking Palin not debunk his previous false stories. If not, Levi will be forced to thread another new Lies.
This is Levi’s source of income: MAKE LIES.
TheAlamos on October 27, 2009 at 8:29 PM

Exactly what I was trying to say.

KeTyWr on October 27, 2009 at 8:32 PM

why give the sleaze ANY time here at HotAir?

kg598301 on October 27, 2009 at 8:29 PM

Contrition by Allah…He’s defending her …keep up…

jerrytbg on October 27, 2009 at 8:32 PM

When will karma come and kick this turd’s ass?

cubachi on October 27, 2009 at 8:33 PM

Seems like it might be time for him to be found in a bath house dead from an overdose. A gay bath house…if there was any other kind.

mrpeabody on October 27, 2009 at 8:33 PM

let me just say the attacks on Hillary over Bills cheating made me want to protect her, and the attacks on Sarah b/c of this turd kid make me equally outraged for Sarah and Bristol

ginaswo on October 27, 2009 at 8:25 PM

I started tuning out a lot of the anti-Hillary hysteria on our side with “she had Vince Foster killed”.

ddrintn on October 27, 2009 at 8:34 PM

upinak on October 27, 2009 at 8:12 PM

LOL

d1carter on October 27, 2009 at 8:34 PM

Shouldn’t he be finding an apartment in West Hollywood and auditioning for the acting roles he wants?

highhopes on October 27, 2009 at 8:04 PM

No I think this guys orientation would be more like North Hollywood.

jbh45 on October 27, 2009 at 8:34 PM

A guy who poses naked for a magazine marketed primarily to gay men is talking trash?

obladioblada on October 27, 2009 at 8:34 PM

Just a Grunt said

This young man had better start looking over his shoulder. His attention is on the wrong Palin, and I wonder what Todd’s tolerance level is.

Funny you should have said that. I was thinking precisely the same thing. Mr. Palin looks like a good sort, and also looks like a man would defend the hono of his wife.

friendlygrizzly on October 27, 2009 at 8:35 PM

When will karma come and kick this turd’s ass?

cubachi on October 27, 2009 at 8:33 PM

When the lawsuits start and Mister Soros kicks him to the curb.

ddrintn on October 27, 2009 at 8:35 PM

What gets me is CBS doesn’t even care there is a child envolved in this hole thing. Now CBS doesn’t even care about children.

oldyeller on October 27, 2009 at 8:35 PM

I wonder if the future gay/fisting porn star remembers a few fellows that might take his comments and threats to heart….

…. and just might want to have ‘words’ with him?

I wonder if absent father remembers the Arctic Wolves…?

I wonder why the Early Show on CBS hasn’t interviewed Track Palin…? (No I don’t)

Seven Percent Solution on October 27, 2009 at 8:36 PM

Vintage duh:

I remember writing about this turd a few months ago and speculating that between his treachery and his willingness to stoop to the depths of Playgirl for attention

I’m sure I speak for every gay man when I say that I will never, EVER, criticize him for this. lol.

Actually…. no. You don’t. At least not for me.

friendlygrizzly on October 27, 2009 at 8:37 PM

Levi lil’ Johnson is soooooo lucky that Todd Palin is in the public eye right now…if it were my daddy, or my husband, Mr. Johnson would get his a$$ kicked about once a week until he learned his place.

uncivilized on October 27, 2009 at 8:37 PM

Considering Saracuda’s proficiency with a telescopic gunsight, I would suggest that this like man practice walking in a random zig-zag pattern

kurtzz3 on October 27, 2009 at 8:39 PM

His mom is a drug addict and she is in jail for selling drugs. He blames that on the Palins.

oldyeller on October 27, 2009 at 8:22 PM

He’s an instant liberal. Blaming others for their own failings.

the_nile on October 27, 2009 at 8:39 PM

So I presume the headline will read “Noted Gay Porn Star and D-List Escort Shopping New Book Deal Due to Lack of Business”…

Fighton03 on October 27, 2009 at 8:39 PM

Girls! Never jump into a gene pool without first checking the depth.

joedoe on October 27, 2009 at 8:39 PM

Considering Saracuda’s proficiency with a telescopic gunsight, I would suggest that this like man practice walking in a random zig-zag pattern

kurtzz3 on October 27, 2009 at 8:39 PM

Todd Palin to Game Warden: “I’d swear it had antlers on it…”

Game Warden To Todd: “Ugliest D@mn ….moose….I ever saw. I am gonna have to cite you for not having a Cow tag on your license though.”

Fighton03 on October 27, 2009 at 8:42 PM

Doorgunner on October 27, 2009 at 8:32 PM

+7%…

… You can actually see his destiny laid out before him.

Seven Percent Solution on October 27, 2009 at 8:42 PM

Good God, but what a douchebag idiot.

HAnthonyWayne on October 27, 2009 at 8:42 PM

The path he is choosing and the legacy he will leave his son are awful. Unless people who care about him intervene and he accepts help, this won’t end well.

conservative pilgrim on October 27, 2009 at 8:44 PM

His mom is a drug addict and she is in jail for selling drugs. He blames that on the Palins.

oldyeller on October 27, 2009 at 8:22 PM

I guess it’s easier than looking in the mirror.

Fighton03 on October 27, 2009 at 8:44 PM

Track Palin should pay Levi a visit and punch Levi’s lights out.

cubachi on October 27, 2009 at 8:45 PM

While I appreciate the rush to Gov. Palin’s defense, I do have one little question.

why does the stupidity of Mr. Levi of the Teenie Weenie get a full fledged blog post when Palin’s newest post about supporting two Repubs – which provides excellent fodder for the ‘is she running third party or not’ political discussion – is left to drop off the headlines?

Kirin on October 27, 2009 at 8:45 PM

…Now, I’m not saying Palin should strangle the boy…
But I’d understand.

Trov on October 27, 2009 at 8:46 PM

I don’t think people should be so angry at poor Levi. He can’t help what he is. The bottom of the gene pool with a room temperature IQ. If it weren’t for our sick media/entertainment culture you wouldn’t be seeing Levi.

chris999 on October 27, 2009 at 8:46 PM

If someone rammed Mr Johnston’s teeth down his windpipe, the press would be screaming that Sarah didn’t report the effort as a campaign contribution.

Dang…! Third keyboard this month!

friendlygrizzly on October 27, 2009 at 8:46 PM

Good4Onan

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Who forgot to flush?
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RalphyBoy on October 27, 2009 at 8:46 PM

During the VP run the liberals were trying to find dirt on Sarah and instead found the drug addict pill selling mother. They used the drug addict mother to trash Gov. Palin. The kids broke-up so now they use the soon to be porn star to trash Palin.

oldyeller on October 27, 2009 at 8:50 PM

This chump is a scourge upon humanity.

FontanaConservative on October 27, 2009 at 8:50 PM

Will Playgirl still want him once they’ve seen the puny size of his package?

Cicero43 on October 27, 2009 at 8:51 PM

This chump is a scourge s*** stain on the underpants of society..

FontanaConservative on October 27, 2009 at 8:50 PM

Much better.

FontanaConservative on October 27, 2009 at 8:52 PM

And these same libs thought LJ was a stupid redneck during the campaign, right? Now he is a genius with the inside scoop. Geez, they fear Palin!

ctmom on October 27, 2009 at 8:52 PM

Levi is just unhinged enough to fit in nicely at the Obama White House.

vilebody on October 27, 2009 at 8:54 PM

Famous for being a teen unable to keep his pants zipped or to use a condom right. I think his fifteen minutes are several hours past over.

raybury on October 27, 2009 at 8:55 PM

Levi Johnston threatens Palin: I’m fully prepared to leak stuff about you

..for goodness’ sake, get than young man a diaper!

VoyskaPVO on October 27, 2009 at 8:56 PM

BREAKING NEWS…..DATELINE July 2, 2010

Levi Johnson, the former fiance of Sarah Palin’s oldest daughter was released from the Betty Ford Clinic after his second stay in as many months. Johnson also took the occasion to level his fiercest charge yet at the former Alaska Governor and 2008 GOP VP nominee. Johnson accused Palin of forcing him to have sex in the woods with several gerbils and a moose. Palin, Johnson said clapped repeatedly and even pinned a ribbon on him after one heated exchange with several creatures. Johnson also said Todd Palin and the couples entire family had various other group encounters and he believes they may in fact be aliens from the planet Zornon.

Johnson is slated to appear on morning shows tomorrow on CBS/NBC/ABC/CNN/MSNBC and set to host several live internet events where he will pose naked on pay per view. Said Johnson……”it’s what I do”.

There you go……….save the article and see if I’m right.

PappyD61 on October 27, 2009 at 8:57 PM

What did Palin say that hurt the poor baby?

I can’t recall anything besides her spokeswomen striking back at him at one point when he was smearing her.

This stuff sounds very fishy…. bling, bling is the answer here.

TimeTraveler on October 27, 2009 at 8:57 PM

Give the kid a Peace Prize.

Kenosha Kid on October 27, 2009 at 8:57 PM

While I appreciate the rush to Gov. Palin’s defense, I do have one little question.

why does the stupidity of Mr. Levi of the Teenie Weenie get a full fledged blog post when Palin’s newest post about supporting two Repubs – which provides excellent fodder for the ‘is she running third party or not’ political discussion – is left to drop off the headlines?

Kirin on October 27, 2009 at 8:45 PM

Because Allah loves Sarah soooo much! snicker

kg598301 on October 27, 2009 at 8:58 PM

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