And the Suck-Up Award Winner is …
posted at 11:37 am on October 27, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
What is it about the National Endowment for the Arts and its suck-ups? First, Yosi Sergant tries transforming the NEA into an Obama campaign office, and now the head of the agency tells people that Barack Obama is the most powerful writer evah … or almost evah, except for that guy who became a dictator, seizing power “temporarily” to secure Rome back in the day. How did that work out for the Roman Empire, anyway?
Scott Johnson points out this little paean, which appears on the NEA’s official government website (via The Corner):
OK, I’m sure that by now you are all wildly optimistic. Well, maybe not all of you. There might be a couple of you, way in the back, that are saying to yourselves, “That’s all very sweet, very arty, but what does it have to do with the budget of the NEA?”
My answer is pretty simple. There is a new president and a new NEA. The president first. This is the first president that actually writes his own books since Teddy Roosevelt and arguably the first to write them really well since Lincoln. If you accept the premise, and I do, that the United States is the most powerful country in the world, then Barack Obama is the most powerful writer since Julius Caesar. That has to be good for American artists.
Or maybe it’s Bill Ayers! I kid, I kid, but for a man who has dedicated himself to the arts, Landesman seems to forget other American Presidents who have written books before they took office. Scott points out Richard Nixon, Woodrow Wilson, Theodore Roosevelt, and even Bill Clinton.
Besides, Ronald Reagan was much more of an artist as a profession than Obama was. Did the arts community sing hosannas to Reagan as the dawning of a new age of artistic enlightenment? Reagan was also a President who not only understood American power, but used it to win a multigenerational war without firing a shot in anger. (Reagan also wrote essays and many of his own pre-presidential speeches, collected in the book Reagan: In His Own Hand.) In contrast, Landesman’s affections seem to rest on a President who wants to dispel the notion that America is the most powerful nation on earth rather than celebrate it or use the power effectively.
Winston Churchill was arguably the most powerful political writer of the last century — and he wrote about power, its use, and its limitations in several different projects. True, he wasn’t an American President, but he led the British Empire through its existential conflict in World War II and presided over its decline. His works have much more lasting consequence than any of the presidential tomes listed above, especially the two forgettable volumes from Obama. And not to put too much stock into wild speculation on ghost writers, but unlike some national leaders (Pulitzer Prize winner John Kennedy comes to mind here), no one ever doubted for a moment that Churchill wrote his own material, having established himself long before as a historian.
But Landesman’s suck-up has a more disturbing element. Why is this hosanna appearing on an official government website? Has it become the job of the NEA to communicate how wonderful a Dear Leader is? It seems as though the NEA’s transformation into a propaganda outfit for Team Obama didn’t start or end with Sergant after all.
When Caesar rode through Rome in his triumph, the slave holding the laurel above his head whispered in Caesar’s ear, “Remember that you are mortal.” Apparently, the operative phrase in Obama’s administration is, “Remember that you are a god.”
Update: Back at The Corner, Eisenhower also wrote his own memoir of battle.










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What a dipsh!t
PatriotRider on October 27, 2009 at 11:40 AM
All that’s necessary for this twit’s brand of art is that you believe the right things.
Disgusting.
TheUnrepentantGeek on October 27, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Delusional. You have to be delusional to say this stuff and even more delusional to buy it without challenge.
ORconservative on October 27, 2009 at 11:43 AM
How can you ‘argue’ with such logic?
Come to think of it, lack of logic is more like it.
Sir Napsalot on October 27, 2009 at 11:43 AM
“Suck” is the operative word here.
SouthernGent on October 27, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Well, Obama does write in a language that no one reads any more. That language being Marxism, of course.
lorien1973 on October 27, 2009 at 11:45 AM
You been on vacation too, Ed?
LibTired on October 27, 2009 at 11:46 AM
If starving artists and musicians cannot make it on their own they should find something else to do. Pull those funds and let them make it on their own. For that matter, all funding by the feds needs to stop for NPR and PBS as well.
24K lady on October 27, 2009 at 11:47 AM
OK, put the NEA on the list to be defunded in the Palin/Cheney presidency. Either be an impartial federal bureaucracy or risk extinction. We do not need more Left-wing partisan cheerleading for the Obama debacle.
NaCly dog on October 27, 2009 at 11:47 AM
I’ve read both of Obama’s books. They aren’t exceptional in any way. I don’t get this at all. This man has simply made a fool of himself.
AScott on October 27, 2009 at 11:47 AM
You hate yourself, don’t you? :P
lorien1973 on October 27, 2009 at 11:48 AM
It’s pretty obvious sycophantism — “suck up” in plain language. Landesman knows his mark; Obama is incredibly vain, so Landesman indulges in the most shameless flattery. The goal? To increase his bottom line — that is, more NEA funding.
jwolf on October 27, 2009 at 11:48 AM
There’s a job waiting for this yutz at MSNBC when he wants it.
NebCon on October 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Okay, “powerful.” The quote means that he’s the most powerful person since Caesar who writes.
Not that his writing is powerful.
So invoking Godwin early on, Hitler was very powerful (likely more powerful than Obama currently). And he wrote Mein Kampf.
This guy or gals statement is soooo stupid it deserves a peace prize.
Abby Adams on October 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Give this guy credit. It’s impressive that he can judge someone’s writing when he’s living several feet inside the President’s intestinal tract.
Mr. D on October 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Is speculation that Obama’s first book may have been ghostwritten truly that wild? I guess Ed has doubts, so do I (nothing tangible, just literary analysis and a couple anonymous neighbors), but I am not that flippant about the possibility.
dIb on October 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Except that Barry most likely didn’t write his own books, and the second one sucked big time, so even if he did write it himself (which he probably didn’t), all it proves is that he’s not a very good writer. But don’t let that stop you from kissing Barry’s a$$ anyway, tool.
AZCoyote on October 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Gag me.
becki51758 on October 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
The aide also whispers, “but Bill Ayers is going to have your a$$ over that book deal if you increase troops in Afghanistan, so enjoy your god-ness while it lasts bub!”
ted c on October 27, 2009 at 11:50 AM
More proof, as if any was needed that the NEA needs to go away. National Endowment for the Arts, that is, but the other NEA could go too.
highhopes on October 27, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Fumigate the offices of the NEA. Rocco Landesman just cut a huge fart with that one.
Percy_Peabody on October 27, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Landesman’s memoirs should be called the audacity of sycophantism. Praising and lauding the filthy lying coward despite the fact he has done nothing to earn the acclaim beyond EWB (elected while black)
highhopes on October 27, 2009 at 11:52 AM
I think Landesman owes Caesar an apology; after all, Caesar had some pretty serious accomplishments in his life before reaching the top. Unlike a certain president…
And let’s be fair to Caesar, too: by the time he seized power, the Roman Republic was falling apart, unable to cope with the stresses brought about by rapid expansion since the Second Punic War. He was only the latest in a line of dictators and far less bloodthirsty than say, Sulla. And, while we’ll never know how Caesar might have worked out as a long-term ruler, he set the stage for the rise of Octavian/Augustus, who inaugurated a 200 years-long era of almost-uninterrupted prosperity and internal peace.
I’d say he worked out quite well for the Roman state and people. :P
irishspy on October 27, 2009 at 11:52 AM
The Corner has a post that Eisenhower wrote his own book as well.
dIb on October 27, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Teleprompters rolling out speeches drafted by a twenty-seven year old, and Bill (the bomber) Ayers ghost words make Barry the most powerful writer. Barry’s got the Nobel for literature in the bag.
anXdem on October 27, 2009 at 11:53 AM
We’re doomed.
I don’t know why but I find myself saying that more and more these days.
Brat on October 27, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Caesar wrote about his victories in battle, Obama writes about his.. narcissistic college days. Yea, they’re sooo alike! /sarc
baxtrice on October 27, 2009 at 11:53 AM
A year or six months ago, I’d be way more annoyed by something like this. Now, post-Nobel Peace Prize when even some liberals finally had their “WTF?” moment about the Obama cultism, a statement like Landesman is more likely to hurt Barack among any moderate swing voters than help him, especially if they find out their taxpayer dollars are paying for the NEA website where the suck-uptitude is being hosted.
jon1979 on October 27, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Beat me to it. Couldn’t have said it better.
truetexan on October 27, 2009 at 11:54 AM
This is typical most artists have a deep seated need to dominated and to fawn over the strong.
Made for some fun dates, some Ok girlfriends but no one I wanted to keep.
LincolntheHun on October 27, 2009 at 11:54 AM
This may be the understatement of the year.
And once more, tediously I know, let’s speculate what the Left would say if a Bush appointee to the NEA used government bandwidth to exalt “dubya” in the vein of Julius Caeser? Do these people have any sense of self-awareness?
rrpjr on October 27, 2009 at 11:55 AM
I know you’re just hedging your bets here, Ed, but there’s no reason to write ‘wild’ when the speculation’s pretty well backed up.
BadgerHawk on October 27, 2009 at 11:55 AM
You guys are going to ruin my chances for a grant. I’m thinking of a work of art involving a likeness of Obama and a jar of urine. Twenty-five grand should cover it.
trubble on October 27, 2009 at 11:56 AM
hahahahahahahahaha
Branch Rickey on October 27, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Stupid statement. Is he talking about the power of the man who writes? Or about the power of the man’s writing? If the former, OK, it would be true if he’s published a comic book. If the latter, he’s delusional.
ProfessorMiao on October 27, 2009 at 11:57 AM
And yet, for being such a genius, Obama refuses to release his college class list and grades and the scores of his SAT and LSAT (Law School Admittance Test).
(Bill Ayers must be really POed that he is not getting any credit for writing the Obama books and the making of the Obama.)
albill on October 27, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Thsi guy is a useful idiot, exactly the kind of kool-aid drinker the Marxists want out there doing their bidding.
Hey pal, wanna know what Obama thinks of you??? Go rent “A Face In The Crowd” starring Andy Griffith, and see if anything registers in your brain.
Jerome Horwitz on October 27, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Kid nothing. After all of Jack Cashill’s analysis, it’s fantasy to believe Obama wrote Dreams. It’s on the level of believing the moon landing was staged.
flyfisher on October 27, 2009 at 11:57 AM
He’s clearly talking about the power of the person, not the power of the writing.
Abby Adams on October 27, 2009 at 11:58 AM
And the evidence that he wrote his own books is where?
Speedwagon82 on October 27, 2009 at 11:59 AM
*This
Jerome Horwitz on October 27, 2009 at 11:59 AM
On second thought I’ve decided not to go there.
Branch Rickey on October 27, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Which is why it’s an outrage that Dear Liar didn’t win the Nobel Prize for writing.
/sarc.
rbj on October 27, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Well, unlike Teddy and Abe, Julius was a dictator who overthrew the Roman Democracy, so I can understand Landesman’s sycophantic obsession with Obama’s greatness.
Dusty on October 27, 2009 at 12:03 PM
I wonder if this guy uses federal funds to pay for his kneepads.
OhioCoastie on October 27, 2009 at 12:04 PM
Rocco,
You can do better! Take this for inspiration:
Thank you, Stalin. Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. No matter how old I become, I shall never forget how we received Stalin two days ago. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Stalin, our inspired leader. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a man who never had an equal in world history.
The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvellous. Thy name is engraven on every factory, every machine, every place on the earth, and in the hearts of all men.
Every time I have found myself in his presence I have been subjugated by his strength, his charm, his grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness. And now see me-me!-on the same platform where the great Stalin stood a year ago. In what country, in what part of the world could such a thing happen.
I write books. I am an author. All thanks thee, O great educator, Stalin. I love a young woman with renewed love and shall perpetuate myself in my children-all thanks to thee, great educator Stalin. I shall be eternally happy and joyous, all thanks to thee, great educator, Stalin. Everything belongs to thee, chief of our great country. And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be: Stalin.
O great Stalin, O leader of the peoples, Thou who broughtest man to birth. Thou who fructifiest the earth, Thou who restorest the centuries, Thou who makest bloom the spring, Thou who makest vibrate the musical chords. . . Thou, splendour of my spring, O Thou, Sun reflected by millions of hearts. . .
Realist on October 27, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Who can forget this Obama classic:
OxyCon on October 27, 2009 at 12:05 PM
He must be a vegan.
RobD on October 27, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Yeah – it’s almost like liberals took an ‘important and essential’ government agency and turned it to their own purposes. That never happens =). This is part of the reason why liberals love big government and government funding of schools – it allows them to lots of power and control at the expense (literally and figuratively) of everyone.
gwelf on October 27, 2009 at 12:07 PM
How did that work out for the Roman Empire, anyway?
The answer, ironically, is not too bad, given that the empire in the West lasted about 500 years after JC, and the empire in the East lasted about 1500 years.
Methinks the word you’re looking for is Republic.
I R A Darth Aggie on October 27, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Do you cut yourself too?
NickelAndDime on October 27, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Aren’t these the same people who find feces slung on an oil painting of Jesus worthy of kudos?
Little wonder the have fallen in love with Bambi, he’s covered with it too.
fogw on October 27, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Rocco doesn’t even know his history. With regard to Roman Emporers who were also great writers, Marcus Aurelius beats Julius hands down.
WWS on October 27, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Not to excuse Obama here … but most of the other presidential authors mentioned either had no artistic aspirations for most of their writing or the merit was questionable. Kennedy is a notable exception but, Pulitzer or no, you tend to either love it or loathe it when it comes to his writing. (Same for Clinton. He was either paid by the word or just enjoys talking.) Essayists like Reagan are (rightfully so) considered in a separate group from the sorts of writing Obama engages in.
You don’t have to love the man to see that a lot of people quite like the narratives in his books. He’s certainly read Lincoln and picked up a few lessons.
We’ve had a lot of literate presidents but not many literary ones and Obama isn’t bad in that group.
dieudonne on October 27, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Does the NEA have a line of drool-cups?
Perhaps with a glow-in-the-dark Obama on them?
I’d be glad to design one for them, if they haven’t produced such an item yet.
With no bottoms, just to be artsy.
profitsbeard on October 27, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Well, at least Rocco didn’t liken him to the men who wrote the Bible. Of course, that would be Christianist…
PattyJ on October 27, 2009 at 12:15 PM
These guys remind me of little girls in the fourth grade. Send the president a note that says “Do you like me? Check the yes or no box. They are too silly to be called juvenile
Cindy Munford on October 27, 2009 at 12:15 PM
That’s just embarassing. I read both his books trying to learn a little about the man in his own words.
What I took away from that dreadful experience is that he’s got a huge chip on his shoulder, an serious identity issue, and that he thinks the sun shines out of his hindquarters.
I’m not bitter though, even though I’ll never get the time I spent reading that drivel back…
Anders on October 27, 2009 at 12:16 PM
Here’s an artist that disagrees…
MR NOBEL – Can U Hear Us NOW?
deedtrader on October 27, 2009 at 12:16 PM
If one ever spent the time reading Reagan’s personal letters, they reflect what a great writer he was.
Even some of his most ardent critics were taken back by how beautiful and flowing his writings were…and done in his own penmanship.
Only the most strident ardent haters of Reagan (and most likely ones who never read what he wrote) ignored his writings.
A must read…
right2bright on October 27, 2009 at 12:17 PM
BHO’s private parts must be pretty sore these days…
Claypigeon on October 27, 2009 at 12:17 PM
The most popular and widely respected book written by a US President was “Personal Memoirs of Ulysses S. Grant”.
It was one of the greatest best-sellers of the late 19th century, and is still considered to be probably the best and most comprehensive first-person account of the Civil War ever written. Real praise (as opposed to the pathetic suck up job by Rocco here) came from Mark Twain after Grant’s death:
“I had been comparing the memoirs with Caesar’s Commentaries… I was able to say in all Apologetic forms that the same high merits distinguished both books – clarity of statement, directness, simplicity, manifest truthfulness, fairness and justice toward friend and foe alike and avoidance of flowery speech. General Grant was just a man, just a human being, just an author…The fact remains and cannot be dislodged that General Grant’s book is a great, unique and unapproachable literary masterpiece. There is no higher literature than these modest, simple Memoirs. Their style is at least flawless, and no man can improve upon it.” (Mark Twain)
WWS on October 27, 2009 at 12:22 PM
This kind of thing is not simply comical and silly, it’s downright disturbing.
There’s a serious cult-worship thing at work there, and in my opinion (as well as within history’s context), it’s incredibly dangerous.
Midas on October 27, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Freddy Krueger a suck up and a gub’ment employee. Who knew?
jdkchem on October 27, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Photo parody: Obama Announces Creation of Royal Arts Patronage Program http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/08/obama-announces-creation-of-royal-arts.html
Mervis Winter on October 27, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Indeed. People often forget Grant. I doubt he’s read much these days but he should be.
dieudonne on October 27, 2009 at 12:29 PM
No doubt. I think we need to start voting weekly on Buffy Morehead Awards in addition to the Obamamateurisms Of The Week.
Patrick S on October 27, 2009 at 12:41 PM
The Apostle Paul came after Ceaser. He wrote some very influential stuff. Of course, we just don’t know how much influence The Audacity of Hope will have in coming generations…to alter the course of humanity…uh…
Dork B. on October 27, 2009 at 12:46 PM
Well, it IS Bill Ayers, and I am NOT kidding. I supposed this fellow can explain how Obama’s second book was much worse writing than his first book. Maybe Yosi meant to say that Obama hires the greatest ghost writers since Julius Caesar?
I’d write more but I have to finish this NEA contracted bust of Al Gore made from dung excreted by CO2 producing cows.
Danzo on October 27, 2009 at 12:48 PM
Didn’t that win the Nobel for Literature, a few years back?
MNHawk on October 27, 2009 at 12:48 PM
Hey! That’s for performance art.
highhopes on October 27, 2009 at 12:49 PM
That must have been awfully big bet you lost.
highhopes on October 27, 2009 at 12:57 PM
First, get back the House.
Then, get back the Presidency.
Then, start firing everyone hired in the past nine years. Clean them all out, Obama hires, Bush 43 hires.
Hell, fire everyone hired in the last 17 years. Get rid of the Clinton moles too.
Why stop there? Plow out the Bush 41 hires too.
Most of the Reagan-years folks will be ready for retirement by then.
Then we get to hire a whole new bureaucracy.
JEM on October 27, 2009 at 1:02 PM
guy looks like an uber beta-male
D2Boston on October 27, 2009 at 1:04 PM
Congratulations to Chairman Maobama, who has just been awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature, the Pulitzer prize and GirlieMan Magazine’s Boots We Most Like to Lick Award.
james23 on October 27, 2009 at 1:05 PM
I don’t know, this stuff is so laughable and pathetic, I think it makes Obama as well as his girlie men boot lickers look very bad. Mockery and derision can turn powerful men into lame ducks. Just ask George Bush.
james23 on October 27, 2009 at 1:11 PM
i’m showing my age but
gag me with a spoon!
cmsinaz on October 27, 2009 at 1:11 PM
Here was my comment at the linked site…
Big John on October 27, 2009 at 1:14 PM
That was a hard slap in the face. disgusting to say the least.
hawkman on October 27, 2009 at 1:22 PM
JFK won a Pulitzer with “Profiles in Courage” while he was a senator.
PatMac on October 27, 2009 at 1:22 PM
this is like watching a car wreck…you can’t take your eyes away from these people. they are so vain and self-absorbed and looney that you are just left wondering how bad can it get.
then you wake up and remember that this is our country, our taxes, our reputation, our future.
r keller on October 27, 2009 at 1:26 PM
The entire tone of the article was “Relax, the fix is in.”
Bookmark and copy this article. Because between November 3, 2009 and Novemeber 3, 2010 every Conservative throughout the country should have seen it.
Marcus on October 27, 2009 at 1:28 PM
And he’s so manly too.
Mason on October 27, 2009 at 1:32 PM
At least this guy has a reason to suck up.
What reason do so-called “journalists” have to suck up to our least experienced, least qualified and least competent president in history?
NoDonkey on October 27, 2009 at 1:38 PM
I hope this guy wiped his chin before he left Obama’s office.
I guess if one’s religion is liberalism, it is understandable that the thought of your messiah would sent you in to unbounded ecstasy and praise.
Mallard T. Drake on October 27, 2009 at 1:45 PM
He looks like Dr. Smith from Lost in Space and he sounds very stupid. I hope he at least can draw pretty pictures.
LASue on October 27, 2009 at 1:48 PM
I’m pretty sure that Lincoln did not write any books, Herodotus
ya2daup on October 27, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Because function is such a hoi polloi concept and must take a back seat to art, of course!
ya2daup on October 27, 2009 at 1:54 PM
Obama: Writing the most powerful books – with his mind!
catmman on October 27, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Inquiring minds want to know: does he stay inside the lines (i.e., he’s an “innist”) or is he raaaaadical “outist”?
ya2daup on October 27, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Hey now, no need to get violent here. I think it would be fair to use a more gentle, marxist approach and strangle them in the streets with piano wire.
fronclynne on October 27, 2009 at 2:18 PM
No more NEA, no more PBS, no more Dept of Education, no more Agency on Aging?… O.O Honestly, look at this list of Govt Agencies.
We could cut down 95% of them and still have too much waste.
pannw on October 27, 2009 at 2:37 PM
These artsy bastards hate the Constitution, and will adore any leftist who helps to bring it down. They are termites, eating away at the very home they live in.
leftnomore on October 27, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Landesman……..the words ‘useful idiot’ come to mind.
GarandFan on October 27, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Hey, thanks for the heads up on Reagan’s book! I bought one and will read it and hand it around for general edification and entertainment! The youngest child has recently discovered the Gipper (she’s 21) and I think she’ll enjoy reading this over her Christmas (or is that Winter Solstice?) break.
thatdamnredhead on October 27, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Say, I’ll be happy to supply the urine for that.
Wait a minute…you said ‘a likeness of’ Obama.
Nevermind.
justltl on October 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM
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