Audio: The balloon boy 911 call; TMZ: Family was shopping reality show

posted at 12:45 pm on October 16, 2009 by Allahpundit

Judge for yourselves. Good acting or genuine terror? The sheriff says his people are savvy enough to know the difference and that they’re sure — well, almost sure — that this one’s on the level:

“I don’t know, after three hours of dealing with the media I couldn’t tell you what he was saying at that time or what he meant. What I can tell you is that our investigators were there from the onset, very experienced investigators,” [Larimer County Sheriff Jim] Alderden said. “They can do forensic interviews; they’re well trained at looking at body language . . . nonverbal communications to look for deception.”

Alderden says the investigators on scene believed the incident was legitimate and not a hoax even after interviewing Falcon separately from his family.

“After the boy came out they did a forensic interview with the boy just between the investigators and them and they again thought that it was a legitimate thing from his perspective,” he explained…

“Now, if this turns out to be a hoax and it can be proved that it is a hoax and criminal charges are filed certainly we would seek compensation for everybody’s effort,” Alderden said.

They’re planning to re-interview the family tomorrow. Case (almost) closed, right? Not quite: The father’s former business partner says he believes the balloon’s “accidental” launch, at least, was planned in advance.

“I believe that Richard had a plan to send this craft aloft,” said Scott Stevens, who used to work as a “storm chaser” with Heene. “Whether it was to leave the illusion that there was a boy on board, I don’t know. [But] I believe it was a premeditated launch.”

Not just a co-worker at the Science Detective Research Group in Fort Collins, Colo., Stevens said he was friends with Heene until the two had a falling out over Heene’s insistence that his three young boys join them on dangerous storm searches where they “just did not need to be.”

“I just thought he was beginning to push them into some things that were ethically on the edge. … I knew at some point he would create a situation that would bring attention like he’s having right now. I didn’t want to be a part of that,” Stevens said.

Meanwhile, Raw Story reports that one of Heene’s YouTube videos (tagged as a spoof) features a fake terrorist attack on the Capitol. Here’s the clip. You know, I’m thinking maybe this family should have their own show.

Update: We’re getting awfully close to checkmate here.

TMZ has learned the Heene family has been pitching a reality show about the wacky family, as one TV source put it, “all over town.”

We’re told Richard Heene pitched a series to Reality Real, as well as RDF Productions. RDF produces “Wife Swap,” on which the family appeared back in March.

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Wouldn’t the father have needed clearance from the FAA before he intentionally released a balloon of that size into airspace?

ChrisB on October 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM

Mr. Heene’s an idiot.

NathanG on October 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM

This family will make a great reality show. Heck, put it on Discovery channel, before Mythbusters.

cubachi on October 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM

Crazy people can sound pretty convincing sounding crazy…

right2bright on October 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM

I’m thinking maybe this family should have their own show.

You are way too into Ghost Hunters type shows.

lorien1973 on October 16, 2009 at 12:49 PM

ChrisB on October 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM

I don’t think so, and even then, only if it passes something like 2000 feet.

lorien1973 on October 16, 2009 at 12:50 PM

This family will make a great reality show. Heck, put it on Discovery channel, before Mythbusters.

cubachi on October 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM

This family should be mocked, ridculed, and shunned.

WashJeff on October 16, 2009 at 12:51 PM

Bad behavior should not be rewarded with any more publicity. If you’d seen this family on Wife Swap, you would know that the dad has a bad temper, the kids run the house (no discipline) and the mom is nuts.

txag92 on October 16, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Interesting…while she’s on the phone to 911…he’s calling somebody…one of the first calls placed was to 9NEWS.

AUINSC on October 16, 2009 at 12:52 PM

I haaaaaaate Wife Swap. That show should be shown to terrorist detainees.

NathanG on October 16, 2009 at 12:53 PM

I think they should waterboard Falcon so we can get to the bottom of this.

Zetterson on October 16, 2009 at 12:54 PM

These people are balloon animals.

LibTired on October 16, 2009 at 12:55 PM

Zetterson on October 16, 2009 at 12:54 PM

Definitely!

lorien1973 on October 16, 2009 at 12:55 PM

I’m not calling them hoaxes, necessarily, but I don’t think this recording establishes their authenticity, either. They were going to have to call 9/11, and if they were perpetrating a hoax, they’d know they had to act like this.

Also, it’s not that hard to fake terror. All they’re doing was hyperventilating. That’s easy to do — no genuine terror yesterday — just start gulping and, voila, you’re authentic!

Kensington on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Police departments in Colorado don’t have the greatest track record when it comes to investigating supposedly grieving parents (think Jon Benet). At least this time there aren’t reports about investigating officers leading a group prayer instead of searching the house.

Infidoll on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Yes..more balloon stories. Now all we need are more Meghan McCain stories. Wait…they’re both sorta the same thing aren’t they?

vcferlita on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Definitely!

lorien1973 on October 16, 2009 at 12:55 PM

We’ll show that little turd what a real puke feels like

Zetterson on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Bad behavior should not be rewarded with any more publicity. If you’d seen this family on Wife Swap, you would know that the dad has a bad temper, the kids run the house (no discipline) and the mom is nuts.

txag92 on October 16, 2009 at 12:52 PM

You’ve hit on why this is compelling reality television. Now that Kate no longer has Jon to bully over the upbringing of their litter, their is a hole in fabric of reality television that can only be filled by an even more disfunctional family swapping any dignity they might have for airtime.

highhopes on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Yes..more balloon stories. Now all we need are more Meghan McCain stories. Wait…they’re both sorta the same thing aren’t they?

vcferlita on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Hahahaahhaha nicely done

Zetterson on October 16, 2009 at 12:57 PM

Maybe they called the police with the “boy aboard” story so someone would track their rapidly disappearing balloon for them.

MayBee on October 16, 2009 at 12:57 PM

Why do we have to have a seperate thread every time there’s an update? The minute I found out there was no boy in the balloon is the minute I stopped caring.

Drudge and HotAir are milking the hell out of this story like they’ve magically turned into TMZ. Ugh.

uknowmorethanme on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Slow day.

Bishop on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

The world’s spinning round like a looney balloon
Heading for a collision with Saturn and Mars
And we’re narrowly missing the man in the moon,
Spinning out of control crashing into the stars.
Have we all lost our gravity, reason and sanity?
Is this the price that we pay?
Have we now lost our way on this looney balloon?

Drift away, just drift away.
It’s so easy to just drift away.
Drift away, just drift away.
Drifting away on this looney balloon.

The air is running out, the computer’s gone down.
The mechanic just panicked, he’s nowhere to be found.
So automatic control is just spinning us round
No point screaming in space, you just can’t hear a sound.
Now the pilot’s gone mad, he just jumped overboard
With a lunatic smile on his face
And he laughed as he cut the umbilical chord
Now he’s drifting forever in space.

Drift away, just drift away.
It’s so easy to just drift away.
Drift away, just drift away
Drifting away on this looney balloon.
We’re out of control on this looney balloon
Narrowly missing the planets and stars.
Even optimists say that it’s all gloom and doom.
We’ve got to get somewhere or hit something soon.
First class and economy, we all played the game
For selfish profit and gain.
So together we’ll all go insane on this looney balloon.

Drift away, hey, just drift away,
Drifting away on this looney balloon.
Drift away, hey, just drift away.
Drifting away on this looney balloon.
Drift away, hey,
Drift away. Drift away.

~The Kinks

Christien on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Gee, his fake reaction to the fake terrorist video sounded alot like his fake reaction to the balloon hoax.

edgehead on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

uknowmorethanme on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

the only think keeping this story rolling is the singular unanswered question, “was it a hoax?” Every post/update will be caterred towards that because, it might not be important but it is rather interesting. Watch, as soon as there is any sort of definitive proof either way the result will be a 1000+ post thread.

Zetterson on October 16, 2009 at 1:00 PM

This family deserves their own show. Taped and shown in India.
That’s far enough away.

Jeff from WI on October 16, 2009 at 1:01 PM

Gee, his fake reaction to the fake terrorist video sounded alot like his fake reaction to the balloon hoax.

edgehead on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Good point

Zetterson on October 16, 2009 at 1:01 PM

Who cares. Why is this news. We are at war and our brave soldiers are dying while our C in C ponders a decision on the conduct of the war and is salsa dancing in the WH. Would someone show him the way to the Oval Office and tear up the directions to Andrews Air Force Base.

rjoco1 on October 16, 2009 at 1:02 PM

Also, it’s not that hard to fake terror. All they’re doing was hyperventilating. That’s easy to do — no genuine terror yesterday — just start gulping and, voila, you’re authentic!

Kensington on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Whoops! I meant “no genuine terror necessary,” not “yesterday.”

Kensington on October 16, 2009 at 1:02 PM

Yes..more balloon stories. Now all we need are more Meghan McCain stories. Wait…they’re both sorta the same thing aren’t they?

vcferlita on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

You’re confusing a balloon with a bag of cement. One is light, the other is not.

Jeff from WI on October 16, 2009 at 1:02 PM

This could be a 1000+ post thread:

Rasmussen: GOP 2012: Huckabee 29% Romney 24% Palin 18%

uknowmorethanme on October 16, 2009 at 1:02 PM

I wasn’t aware til this morning, that they shut down Denver Airport because of this. So if this turns out to be a proven hoax….then indeed, these people need to reimburse everyone.

The millions lost alone, from airlines is one thing, but the hundreds of thousands lost because of the use of helicopters, and the danger that could have posed to each other, and that balloon, had the boy been in it. The people on the ground, burning gas, taking time away from other emergencies, to hunt down this balloon. If this was a hoax, and it looks like it is, than these people need to be held accountable for it.

capejasmine on October 16, 2009 at 1:03 PM

I wasn’t aware til this morning, that they shut down Denver Airport because of this. So if this turns out to be a proven hoax….then indeed, these people need to reimburse everyone.

I’m just saying, why am I supposed to care?

uknowmorethanme on October 16, 2009 at 1:05 PM

Who cares. Why is this news. We are at war and our brave soldiers are dying while our C in C ponders a decision on the conduct of the war and is salsa dancing in the WH. Would someone show him the way to the Oval Office and tear up the directions to Andrews Air Force Base.

rjoco1 on October 16, 2009 at 1:02 PM

I agree, this story is stupid and certainly not worth our time compared to the situations you noted above. But since we’re not leftys, and since nothing we do or say will stop this demonic leader who is ruining our country, sometimes you need to have a stupid thread to get away from the depression of having a Commie as President.

Jeff from WI on October 16, 2009 at 1:06 PM

Yawn. Aren’t their 15 minutes of fame over? Let’s talk baseball!

Beaglemom on October 16, 2009 at 1:06 PM

I have to say…to those that aren’t interested in this story…just don’t read it or comment on it. It’s that simple. There are other active stories at HA.

AUINSC on October 16, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Why can’t the Original post be Updated with the ‘updates’? This is starting to feel like Gretta in Aruba.

NewJerseyGirl on October 16, 2009 at 1:09 PM

Yes..more balloon stories. Now all we need are more Meghan McCain stories. Wait…they’re both sorta the same thing aren’t they?

vcferlita on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Balloon + Meghan McCain = Oatmeal filled balloons.

portlandon on October 16, 2009 at 1:09 PM

capejasmine on October 16, 2009 at 1:03 PM

Think of how much $$$ was lost by people at work (cough) following this story like it mattered.

omnipotent on October 16, 2009 at 1:10 PM

Logically, thier story is false. When they thought the kid was in the balloon and they saw it take off (video released today), why didn’t the dad get in his car and chase the balloon while the mom stayed behind to coordinate with authorities. If I thought my kid was in the balloon, I’d be following that sucker around the globe.

Logic suggests they knew the kid was safe on the ground, so they were home to coordinate the media coverage of the “recue.”

Get ready to the Sheriff’s department to file charges next. This “reality family” is about to get their own show on Court TV.

wordsmithy2009 on October 16, 2009 at 1:11 PM

I’m interested in this story, and if it turns out to be a hoax, I want to know.

Kensington on October 16, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Let’s see… the balloon was full of helium. Does that help?

faraway on October 16, 2009 at 1:16 PM

Think of how much $$$ was lost by people at work (cough) following this story like it mattered.

omnipotent on October 16, 2009 at 1:10 PM

You mean is STILL being lost by people at work following this story? I’m sorry but this family is a trainwreck. Give them their own show because I’ll certainly watch.

Shock the Monkey on October 16, 2009 at 1:18 PM

Update: We’re getting awfully close to checkmate here.

Aw c’mon…we were at checkmate yesterday when the kid accidentally blurted out what was really going on.

AUINSC on October 16, 2009 at 1:21 PM

I’m a little pissed that a good chunk of time and mental energy was spent on this farce when I could have been doing more important things…on twitter.

Diane on October 16, 2009 at 1:22 PM

The Syrians have given some of their long range balloons to Hezbollah.

BL@KBIRD on October 16, 2009 at 1:22 PM

I’d really like this story to go away now. Pretty please.

ElectricPhase on October 16, 2009 at 1:22 PM

TMZ has learned the Heene family has been pitching a reality show about the wacky family, as one TV source put it, “all over town.”

They now start pitching their reality “inside prison” show.

ChrisB on October 16, 2009 at 1:23 PM

How was the kid named “Falcon” was the one allegedly flying away?

drjohn on October 16, 2009 at 1:23 PM

Drudge and HotAir are milking the hell out of this story like they’ve magically turned into TMZ. Ugh.

uknowmorethanme on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Audio: The balloon boy 911 call; TMZ: Family was shopping reality show

I called it.

uknowmorethanme on October 16, 2009 at 1:25 PM

How was the kid named “Falcon” was the one allegedly flying away?

drjohn on October 16, 2009 at 1:23 PM

What? You think they shoulda named him “Attic” or “Closet”?

ChrisB on October 16, 2009 at 1:25 PM

Let’s look at the upside: there was about six hours less of Obama on TV last night.

JammieWearingFool on October 16, 2009 at 1:25 PM

TMZ has learned the Heene family has been pitching a reality show about the wacky family, as one TV source put it, “all over town.”

Hey, those ‘weather’ balloons don’t pay for themselves. Don’t worry though, I believe VH1 can squeeze the Heene family in between Flavor of Love, Rock of Love or my favorite, Megan Wants a Millionaire. Oh Jesus God NO!

Lance Murdock on October 16, 2009 at 1:26 PM

How was the kid named “Falcon” was the one allegedly flying away?

drjohn on October 16, 2009 at 1:23 PM

The falcon cannot hear was definitely taking instructions from the falconer…

/apologies to WBY

max1 on October 16, 2009 at 1:26 PM

A great public good would be served if all thinking Americans stopped watching these so-called “reality” TV programs and stopped buying products from those who sponsor them.

Whatever happened to writers and screenplays?

I’ve been watching a lot more American Life TV lately. Not because I am a goodie-twoshoes, but because they are showing a good number of well-written older TV programs from a period when writing and wit, and character development was important to a story line.

This reality stuff? TV on the cheap for a dumbed-down audience. The Heene family is but one such example.

coldwarrior on October 16, 2009 at 1:27 PM

I bet they get a show.

Fish on October 16, 2009 at 1:27 PM

If this is a hoax, can we lock up Jon & Kate, too, for inspiring them?

Kensington on October 16, 2009 at 1:29 PM

Fish on October 16, 2009 at 1:27 PM

I wouldn’t bet against it, that’s for sure.

lorien1973 on October 16, 2009 at 1:30 PM

American public = dog

Ballon Boy story = SQUIRREL!!!

RWG on October 16, 2009 at 1:30 PM

Time for the bamboo shoots under Mr. Heene’s fingernails.

Or just torch is ‘nads.

Torture TV……tonight on Fox!

Now THAT would get some good ratings.

omnipotent on October 16, 2009 at 1:32 PM

Whatever happened to writers and screenplays?

coldwarrior on October 16, 2009 at 1:27 PM

Let’s be honest. All the current shows suck. They are either copies of each other, set in different locations or the same story over and over again.

Movies are all remakes of things already done. Or the same plot in a different setting.

Writers very rarely come up with anything genuinely different anymore. But given that acceptable programming can only cover a very narrow segment of world views (ie leftists), it’s no wonder it’s constrained.

lorien1973 on October 16, 2009 at 1:33 PM

This family will make a great reality show. Heck, put it on Discovery channel, before Mythbusters.

cubachi on October 16, 2009 at 12:48 PM

MSNBC. Olbie narrates.

crash72 on October 16, 2009 at 1:33 PM

Yes..more balloon stories. Now all we need are more Meghan McCain stories. Wait…they’re both sorta the same thing aren’t they?

vcferlita on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

haha!

aikidoka on October 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM

If this was a hoax, and it looks like it is, than these people need to be held accountable for it.

capejasmine on October 16, 2009 at 1:03 PM

That’s the update I’m waiting for. Building that thing in a home with 3 boys having easy access to it was irresponsible. Launching the thing was dangerous and stupid. You can’t charge someone for being stupid and irresponsible. But letting rescuers think there was a boy in it was reprehensible. Wasting man hours and closing down airports because of it is criminal. And if it was all done in hopes of “landing” haha a reality show? I say they pay for the man hours and the airport closing at the very least.

scalleywag on October 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM

Writers very rarely come up with anything genuinely different anymore. But given that acceptable programming can only cover a very narrow segment of world views (ie leftists), it’s no wonder it’s constrained.

lorien1973 on October 16, 2009 at 1:33 PM

Writers can bash conservatives just so many ways…

right2bright on October 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM

When do they get the bill for all the resources used and the airport shutting down?

MarkT on October 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM

Yes..more balloon stories. Now all we need are more Meghan McCain stories. Wait…they’re both sorta the same thing aren’t they?

vcferlita on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Actually….there is a Megan McCain, twitter, and cleavage kerfuffle, but I figure AP is sitting on it, until just the right moment.

DFCtomm on October 16, 2009 at 1:37 PM

TMZ has learned the Heene family has been pitching a reality show about the wacky family, as one TV source put it, “all over town.”

Busted.

highhopes on October 16, 2009 at 1:37 PM

Let’s look at the upside: there was about six hours less of Obama on TV last night.

JammieWearingFool on October 16, 2009 at 1:25 PM

What a miracle, thanks Falcon!

omnipotent on October 16, 2009 at 1:37 PM

Do you think that balloon could lift Meghan McCain?

crash72 on October 16, 2009 at 1:38 PM

When do they get the bill for all the resources used and the airport shutting down?

MarkT on October 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM

I’m guessing that scrambling AF assets isn’t cheap.

highhopes on October 16, 2009 at 1:38 PM

Do you think that balloon could lift Meghan McCain?

crash72 on October 16, 2009 at 1:38 PM

Oh, hell no, but after seeing her cleavage shot I would imagine she could float very well.

DFCtomm on October 16, 2009 at 1:40 PM

Yes..more balloon stories. Now all we need are more Meghan McCain stories. Wait…they’re both sorta the same thing aren’t they?

vcferlita on October 16, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Actually….there is a Megan McCain, twitter, and cleavage kerfuffle, but I figure AP is sitting on it, until just the right moment.

There’s a good snark in there somewhere, but I’m no Jim Treacher…

RWG on October 16, 2009 at 1:41 PM

Scare Tactics (I despise this show.)

Skandia Recluse on October 16, 2009 at 1:42 PM

If this is a hoax, can we lock up Jon & Kate, too, for inspiring them?

Kensington on October 16, 2009 at 1:29 PM

Hoax or not. Inspiration or not. I’m all in favor of the locking up Jon & Kate thing. They aren’t nice people.

highhopes on October 16, 2009 at 1:43 PM

Dad acted stupidly.

scalleywag on October 16, 2009 at 1:43 PM

There’s a good snark in there somewhere, but I’m no Jim Treacher…

RWG on October 16, 2009 at 1:41 PM

AP sitting on Megan’s cleavage? Good eye.

DFCtomm on October 16, 2009 at 1:44 PM

I think I need to shop my own reality show–the cameras can follow me as I get up early in the morning to get to my classroom by 6, record rude and disrespectful students, and spend hours filming the excitement of marking papers.

It’d be a blast!

Bob's Kid on October 16, 2009 at 1:44 PM

lorien1973 on October 16, 2009 at 1:33 PM

But people never tire of stories of good and evil. Only, there is no good and evil anymore, only shades of the-good-guy-is-actually-bad and the-bad-guy-is-actually-good. Hollywood approaches good and evil now in cartoon/comic form only – and they generally even do that while gagging.

LibTired on October 16, 2009 at 1:45 PM

I said it yesterday. I said it very early on. This is a scam.

These people are demonstrably insane. The adults need to be locked up and the children need to be domesticated and housebroken.

trapeze on October 16, 2009 at 1:46 PM

I can’t believe anyone fell for this. The balloon is cellophane and filled with helium, not HotAir ;). It is a balloon that one can purchase in a store. There is no place for a fookin passenger – this is visually obvious. The freakin thing was half filled and crinkled the entire so called flight.

Yet the insidious cable news people not only had this on world wide in a matter of minutes, they found more talking head fools to dramatize the hoax. When I turned it on one of the cable networks has already found some idiot that was calculating how long the boy could live at such extreme altitudes! I was laughing my ass off.

Anyone could see that this “balloon” was floating about like a feather.

In hindsight the same whack jobs still can’t see that they were punked? OMG!

iam7545 on October 16, 2009 at 1:47 PM

Bill them every last dime…

PatriotRider on October 16, 2009 at 1:48 PM

PatriotRider on October 16, 2009 at 1:48 PM

I’d like to see the airlines serving Denver present a bill for losses while Denver International was shut down.

Then, local and state law enforcement send an itemized bill for wages, and use of equipment, and fuel costs.

coldwarrior on October 16, 2009 at 1:52 PM

No one who is tired of this story is being forced to click the link or comment are they?

beachgirlusa on October 16, 2009 at 2:03 PM

Or should I have said anyone? Which is grammatically correct?

beachgirlusa on October 16, 2009 at 2:05 PM

drudge has the guys youtube vids linked including one where he says Hilalry is a lizard, since he also thinks Aliens are lizards and is pretty serious about it I guess he thinks Hill is an alien

guy is a loon

ginaswo on October 16, 2009 at 2:05 PM

LOL Police Hold News Conference on Possible ‘Balloon Boy’ Hoax: Watch Live

beachgirlusa on October 16, 2009 at 2:07 PM

Do you think that balloon could lift Meghan McCain?

crash72 on October 16, 2009 at 1:38 PM

That… and a crane.

Mister Ghost on October 16, 2009 at 2:07 PM

What is with the comments about “slow news” and complaining about the subject matter? What 25 stories a day on obama an his cronies are not enough. Dont like the subject click on one of the other 25. Ive begun to dislike the atheist vs christian posts so now i dont click. We need humping robots (and the funny comments that go with it) to break up the monotony of approval polls and health care.

Greed on October 16, 2009 at 2:13 PM

Let’s look at the upside: there was about six hours less of Obama on TV last night.

JammieWearingFool on October 16, 2009 at 1:25 PM

Always a silver lining to everything.

chewydog on October 16, 2009 at 2:15 PM

Do you think that balloon could lift Meghan McCain?

crash72 on October 16, 2009 at 1:38 PM
That… and a crane.

Mister Ghost

LMAO

beachgirlusa on October 16, 2009 at 2:18 PM

Disgusting. I want to see the parents on ‘Cops’, being slammed to the ground and arrested, with a follow up on ‘Lock Up’.
As I said in the older thread, we need to pray for a ‘real’ victim, the kid that was set on fire in retaliation for his parents calling the cops on a group of five kids. They doused him with rubbing alcohol and set on fire.

HornetSting on October 16, 2009 at 2:23 PM

Didn’t the Heene’s star on Green Acres! Or least his father did?

Dread Pirate Roberts VI on October 16, 2009 at 2:30 PM

In addition to hoping for a reality show, this “fringe scientist” is probably hoping that some viewer will want to invest in better versions of his flying machine. In the clips I’ve seen, he’s very eager to talk about his gizmos.

And maybe the family is hoping that backers of a reality show about them would pay the gigantic bill for this fiasco that I hope will land on the couple very soon.

KyMouse on October 16, 2009 at 2:35 PM

I just came up with my own idea for a hit reality show. It’s called “Float or Die!”. The premise is each week we make a stupid looking UFO balloon and put Richard Heene inside it and let it loose. Then we track it with a helicopter until it crash lands. After the crash landing we look inside to see what color Heene’s skin is. If it’s blue that means he died and the show is canceled. If it’s pink, we get to make another UFO balloon and launch Richard again next week.

OxyCon on October 16, 2009 at 2:38 PM

Normally the wife speaks English very well. On the phone she acted as though she hardly knew English and kept saying “flying saucer” and that her child was definitely in it. They were hoping the story was so outrageous that 911 operators and FAA wouldn’t take it seriously, but the news channels would. Now their prank will have a few unexpected repercussions.

nottakingsides on October 16, 2009 at 2:48 PM

OxyCon on October 16, 2009 at 2:38 PM

Excellent idea, but we strap a gag ball and straight jacket on him.

TXUS on October 16, 2009 at 2:53 PM

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