Comments on: Video: “Peace Prize”

By: unclesmrgol

unclesmrgol — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:12:09 +0000

Andy was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records,and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time,so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Andy’s favorite rooster, old Butch,was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To Andy’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet,do his job and walk on to the next one. Andy was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.

Vote carefully this year, the bells are not always audible.

By: mizflame98

mizflame98 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:28:10 +0000

Showing potential; Peace Prize.

Love that D+ I laughed my head off!

By: Oil Can

Oil Can — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:08:44 +0000

Will MTV air this???

/sarc

By: annoyinglittletwerp

annoyinglittletwerp — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:05:41 +0000

We merry band of Chicago Patriots protested outside the AMA HQ yesterday-and are protesting the media today and tomorrow.
We definitely deserve the Peace Prize.

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:55:25 +0000

LOUDER CROWDER, right on dude.

By: redridinghood

redridinghood — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:30:04 +0000

Hatin’ America … that’s a Peace Prize- 2010 winner – George Soros.

By: redridinghood

redridinghood — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:22:39 +0000

Tellin’ Lies … a double Peace Prize. CNN/MSNBC 2011 winners.

By: rollthedice

rollthedice — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:26:10 +0000

Dropped my kids off to school…get a peace prize

Fun!

By: Bert Convy

Bert Convy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:48:24 +0000

I watched SuperBad last night… I’m so winning The Academy Award.

By: ladyingray

ladyingray — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:45:55 +0000

I’m going to work…get a peace prize…

By: Theophile

Theophile — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:09:40 +0000

That was hilarious. I love the listing of Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Yasser Arafat. :) :) :)

By: bessex

bessex — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:52:28 +0000

I think Allahpundit is cool. I get a peace prize.

By: Cylor

Cylor — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:44:37 +0000

Rap really isn’t my thing either, but I’ll be damned if that wasn’t sheer brilliance on display.

By: snaggletoothie

snaggletoothie — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:18:59 +0000

Probably not a Nobel but he deserves some kind of prize for having removed most of the threat and meaning from the word ‘racist.’

By: Shy Guy

Shy Guy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 06:25:21 +0000

Link’s down

Rusty Shackleford on October 16, 2009 at 1:36 AM

Works for me!

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:36:00 +0000

Answer: Why … yes.

Link’s down

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:34:05 +0000

Showin’ yer bewbs on twitter, that’s a Peace Prize!

http://twitpic.com/lnbbq

http://twitpic.com/lnem8

By: tx2654

tx2654 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:32:43 +0000

Great video.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:05:50 +0000

Dude! Where’s my Peace Prize.

I got up today… Peace Prize
I showered… Peace Prize
I overate… Peace Prize
I changed my kid’s diaper… Peace Prize

Go Dave!

By: Shy Guy

Shy Guy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:03:50 +0000

That can’t be rap. I could make out the words.

Hey! That’s a Nobel Literature Peace Prize!

By: thebriand

thebriand — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:38:33 +0000

I made a joke. That’s a peace prize!

By: thebriand

thebriand — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:37:54 +0000

Crowder has some moves! Did he ever get the lawn mower started?

By: CPL 310

CPL 310 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:08:46 +0000

He’s at least as good as Chuggo.

By: viviliberoomuori

viviliberoomuori — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:37:55 +0000

I made my pec**r happy.. Got a peace prize…
I bought a toyota prius… PEACE PRIZE
I hate my parents… PEACE PRIZE
I ain’t the man’s b**ch… PEACE PRIZE
I love to be a victim… PEACE PRIZE
the dems did it to me… PEACE PRIZE
I stole my grandpappy’s SS check… PEACE PRIZE
I love welfare checks… PEACE PRIZE
I don’t wanna work for what I get… PEACE PRIZE
I wanna ruin the economy for free health care.. PEACE PRIZE

By: soundingboard

soundingboard — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:23:34 +0000

Woke up with a pulse got a peace prize.