A “foregone conclusion”: Unmarried teen dad to pose nude for Playgirl
posted at 8:55 pm on October 7, 2009 by Allahpundit
The kid knows his limitations, I’ll say that for him. The only reason anyone’s heard of him is because of something he did with his schwanz. Might as well show it off.
Perhaps they’ll make this extra “special” by publishing the photos on the day Palin’s book drops.
Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild. Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it’s a “foregone conclusion” it will happen…
To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.
New dad Jake Tapper predicts the next three stages in Johnston’s career arc but inexplicably omits (4) porn and (5) cameo on SNL alongside Tina Fey as Palin. And yes, Fey will be returning as the ‘Cuda when the book is released; what a nice surprise it’d be to have Playgirl’s Mr. November in a skit that week sucking every last precious second out of those 15 minutes.
I’m going to poll this one because it’s been on my mind: Who’s the bigger scumbag, LJ or Jon Gosselin? For Palin fans the answer will be easy, but think carefully. For all his celebrity parasitism, Johnston hasn’t cleaned out the family bank account or made millions raising his kid inside some reality-show human zoo. Poll is below, enjoyable clip follows.
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Now for location. I bet he’ll be at a Motel 8.
FontanaConservative on October 7, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Well I don’t give a rip but Barney Frank will be happy.
MB4 on October 7, 2009 at 9:33 PM
If ever there were a reason to bring back the draft, Levi provides it.
Erich66 on October 7, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Oh noes!!! British television sponsors are lost!!!
Wait, I thought Europe was full of liberal lovers so why would they be watching Beck in the first place? Who gives a rat’s ass?
Speedwagon82 on October 7, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Because: you know who benefits from this? Romney!! Mitt in 2012!! That’s what it’s all about anyway.
ddrintn on October 7, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Bristol must be thanking her lucky stars that this trashy jagoff is not her husband.
Aitch748 on October 7, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Johnston Vs. Gosselin?
No contest.
Gosselin raised his children for atleast the first 6 years of their lives & 9 years for the older girls. He changed diapers. He was an active part in their lives.
Johnston’s legacy for his son will be that he was mastrubatory material for a bunch of horned up gay men.
portlandon on October 7, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Didn’t vote but checked out results; because I don’t follow Jon & Kate I dunno all the details of seen all the shows. He seemed to veer off and had a middle life crisis quite early.
These guys are the worse type nightmare for a mom; we’ll keep our eyes open *sigh*
ProudPalinFan on October 7, 2009 at 9:38 PM
Like my Dad always said to us boys when we would do stupid crap…
Worked virtually every time. If that didn’t, a trip to the basement with a belt did the trick 100% of the time.
Gothguy on October 7, 2009 at 9:39 PM
In your dreams con. Let me see, if Fox was so great and if your kind outnumbered us, how come Obama is now your president? Cons just don’t get the fact that Limpballs, Becky and his kind only exploit them for ratings.
Afrolib on October 7, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Why give either of them ONE more minute of fame? Ignore them; maybe they’ll go away. And, if they don’t, who cares?
GoldenEagle4444 on October 7, 2009 at 9:40 PM
You have issues. Seek help please.
thomasaur on October 7, 2009 at 9:40 PM
With a photo of the President.
yoda on October 7, 2009 at 9:40 PM
As a chick, I’m not interested. If there are any gay fellows out there who are interested…for shame.
Emily M. on October 7, 2009 at 9:41 PM
You stay classy, champ.
Good Lt on October 7, 2009 at 9:41 PM
No, actually I think doing porn is a closer comparison to having anything to do with MSNBC.
uncivilized on October 7, 2009 at 9:42 PM
I bet Keith Olbermann is excited about getting his upcoming issues of Playgirl.
cubachi on October 7, 2009 at 9:43 PM
HoJo in Barstow (just ’cause it rhymed)
thomasaur on October 7, 2009 at 9:43 PM
So how’s that “Great Society” workin out for ya afro?
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 9:44 PM
more specific, dumpster behind…..
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Johnson needs no description. He is not realizing he is going to be pumped and dumped by the media. The left would discard him when he ceases to be useful.
I feel horrible for Palin. But what else can one do but pray that he finishes his 15 minutes soon enough?
nyx on October 7, 2009 at 9:45 PM
In your dreams, lib. If the country is so in love with the lefty agenda, why so hesitant to pass all that wonderful goodness? Hmmmmm?
It’s true. Conservatives outnumber libs 2-1. You’re fringe.
ddrintn on October 7, 2009 at 9:45 PM
Did some math for 6 yrs from now!
macncheez on October 7, 2009 at 9:46 PM
When I said Johnson, I mean Levi Johnston. Ugh.
nyx on October 7, 2009 at 9:46 PM
they have electronic minesweepers now….
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 9:46 PM
I read somewhere he’s not going to show his schlong.
SouthernGent on October 7, 2009 at 9:47 PM
no direct experience, but given his history.
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Watch out… you don’t want to reveal too much about your reading habits… ;)
Hog Wild on October 7, 2009 at 9:50 PM
I know Playgirl attracts the gay male crowd now, but when did they start doing comedy?
ZeeMI on October 7, 2009 at 9:50 PM
He’d wave it in Times Square for a little more attention.
katy the mean old lady on October 7, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Now all LJ needs to do is go on a drunken driving spree followed by a flameout of profanity on COPS and LJ will earn enough points for his official White Trash Certification.
viking01 on October 7, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Well that’s comforting…I’ll sleep better now
Erich66 on October 7, 2009 at 9:51 PM
To use the term sh*tbird for this individual gives him way too much credit. Newsflash pal, karma’s a b*tch.
Sam_I_Am on October 7, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Conservatives do outnumber liberals. It just so happens that moderates outnumber both. Whichever side attracts the most moderates wins.
Speedwagon82 on October 7, 2009 at 9:51 PM
and a spot on letterman….
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 9:51 PM
SouthernGent on October 7, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Barney will throw a hissy fit!
yoda on October 7, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Some day Tripp will be so proud…/
d1carter on October 7, 2009 at 9:53 PM
I saw a lot of things that little brat wrote, And I know for a fact that she caused major headaches for her mother.
TimeTraveler on October 7, 2009 at 9:53 PM
welcome to teenagers.
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 9:54 PM
I’d like to hear Rush’s views on Levi and his schortapalooza
macncheez on October 7, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Not really. According to the Gallup poll, the breakdown was:
40% “conservative” or “very conservative”
35% “moderate”
21% “liberal” or “very liberal”
4% “no opinion”
ddrintn on October 7, 2009 at 9:57 PM
to Jim Treacher,
how about
Top 10 things Levi will say when he appears on Letterman
macncheez on October 7, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Your perfection is noted and admired.
thomasaur on October 7, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Do you really think he wouldn’t do those things if given the access and opportunity?
mbs on October 7, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Amen to that!
I shudder at the memroy.
katy the mean old lady on October 7, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Shhhhhhh!
SouthernGent on October 7, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Title of the pictorial:
Johnston’s Johnson…?
d1carter on October 7, 2009 at 10:00 PM
For a minute there I thought his lawyer’s name was “Rhett Butler” and I thought oh, jesus no not another Porno Lawyer or porn-movie lawyer… but then I saw it was “Rex” and not Rhett and found this:
http://www.rexattys.com/DynamicAttorneys.shtml?wldpid=2758854_1&mailpagename=ObfuscatedForm&p=yes
GTR640 on October 7, 2009 at 10:00 PM
oh for it to become a memory :). Actually mines just entering them, and so far he’s pretty good…so far……
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Levi: “LOOK MOM, NO BRAINS!!!”
b1jetmech on October 7, 2009 at 10:02 PM
By the way, I did do a search for “porno movies with lawyers” and “porno with lawyers” and then ultimately “lawyer porn” but I was unable to find any of the material I was looking for. As a practicing attorney, I believe I have a constitutional right to said porn and I demand it be delivered immediately!!
GTR640 on October 7, 2009 at 10:05 PM
As did my girls for me, and I for my mother, etc. It’s called adolescence – look into it.
uncivilized on October 7, 2009 at 10:05 PM
For now, my heart goes out to Bristol. She has to deal with this vermin on the one hand yet, on the other, not denigrate him to their son.
Down the road, I feel sorry for the boy who will certainly learn what a loser his father really was.
As to Sarah and her husband, I know they have the strength to deal with all this, and will.
Prayers to all of them. Except Levi. It’s up to God how to handle him, I want no part in it.
TXUS on October 7, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Once he finds out it’s a gay thing he’ll back out,oops careful.
tim c on October 7, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Hang in there! In 20 years you will suddenly become THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
katy the mean old lady on October 7, 2009 at 10:09 PM
ap; what is your affinity for these peripheral celebrities? meggie mac, and this dude. WTFO?
ted c on October 7, 2009 at 10:09 PM
You know he is not financially supporting his kid with all this money he is making. Hopefully, Bristol is buying her time…letting him slide…and then in 3-4 years, hit him with the big fat child support demands and have him put in jail. That, or sever his parental rights.
ramrants on October 7, 2009 at 10:11 PM
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHH…….my ‘y’ chromasome has just gone into hiding!
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 10:11 PM
I saw a lot of things that little brat wrote, And I know for a fact that she caused major headaches for her mother.
TimeTraveler on October 7, 2009 at 9:53 PM
What did she write? I haven’t seen anything she has published. Do you know the Palin’s and have inside scoop to share?
ramrants on October 7, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 10:11 PM
OOPS! :)
katy the mean old lady on October 7, 2009 at 10:18 PM
wouldn’t it be more like “going rouge”?
LtE126 on October 7, 2009 at 10:19 PM
AP, he will be sucking more than 15 minutes of fame if he goes ahead and poses in Playgirl.
Hummer53 on October 7, 2009 at 10:20 PM
i really cant stand this smug little puke stain
blatantblue on October 7, 2009 at 10:20 PM
is he posing-posing?
blatantblue on October 7, 2009 at 10:21 PM
Next career moves for Levi?
1. Playgirl
2. Definitely SNL with Tina Fey (yes the coloring book).
3. The media is already setting the stage for the talking points that Levi was seduced by Sarah Palin.
4. The Palins will have to file a lawsuit against him for slander that will cost the family tens of thousands of dollars and will turn Alaska into a OJ like scene.
5. This will harm her into 2010, as Keith Olbermann will set up shop (be sentenced to) in Wasilla.
6. He’ll wind up appearing on SNL with Tina (as Palin) in a compromising position (didn’t SNL have Todd in bed with his daughters at one point?).
7. He’ll promote his “book”.
8. He’ll hit the LA Party circuit.
9. Cocaine, Meth, Crack, you name it (if he’s not on it already).
10. Small time run-ins with the law.
11. DUI somewhere.
12. Betty Ford Clinic or Rehab (maybe a couple of times).
13. Rushed in an ambulance with TMZ taking photos as paramedics try to revive him.
14. Cremation and a sad end to a life of bad choices (nice legacy for your son Levi).
15. Family files lawsuit against Palins (that they had something to do with the drug habit).
16. Mother of Levi appears on Tyra Banks or the View and says that Palins called and threatened him, etc.
17. National Enquirer posts……
You get the picture. Allah, can you keep my post and see how close I was after it’s all over.
All of this before age 25.
PappyD61 on October 7, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Jon got nag-nag-nagged throughout the whole show, Kate is a piece of work herself, and I wouldn’t put it past her to try and pull something.
Levi decided to make himself an embarrassment to the mother of the mother of his kid, and has taken no responsibility.
Sekhmet on October 7, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Related…somewhat. ESPN magazine to feature nude athletes. Please, god, let Terrell Owens be in there! *drool*
SouthernGent on October 7, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Filth. The boy is about 12 years old in his mind, an believes the trash these hucksters tell him. His mom is a drug addict, and his kid is mercifully better of without him.
Filth. What a waste of air.
tcn on October 7, 2009 at 10:28 PM
No prob, not worried about the dreaded Beta label :)
Fighton03 on October 7, 2009 at 10:30 PM
By the age of 25 Levi might look like a superstar though
RON JEREMY
macncheez on October 7, 2009 at 10:32 PM
The sad thing is, is that Levi probably thinks girls are the ones reading playgirl.
V15J on October 7, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Wow, It is going to be such a shock when this poor guy actually grows up and realizes the way he has truly humiliated not just himself, but also his family and his child. Young people never seem to grasp the long term consequences of their actions.
Gulfcoastconservative on October 7, 2009 at 10:35 PM
So we get to see how small his penis is?
Sharke on October 7, 2009 at 10:35 PM
I hear that Chris Matthews’s leg is tingling at the thought…
psrch on October 7, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Tough decision on the poll, but I’m going to have to go with Levi because it wasn’t just Jon who got the kids involved with a reality TV show.
sf_conservative on October 7, 2009 at 10:39 PM
PappyD61 on October 7, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Man, he doesn’t even get to have his own reality series on MTV? Levi is getting screwed! That poor kid. /
Goody2Shoes on October 7, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Levi “Hindenburg” Johnston, ladies and gentleman.
unwashed minion on October 7, 2009 at 10:42 PM
DeathToMediaHacks
hawkdriver on October 7, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Nah it’s posts aren’t long and rambling enough.
How’s your Pop?
thomasaur on October 7, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Levi Johnston, a walking advertisement for abstinence.
evergreen on October 7, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Well, down the road it’s his CHILDREN who will suffer the taunts from their peers, the ones who get a real kick out of teasing them while flashing all the gaudy nude pics of their “father”.
LJ … a real class act? Or poster boy for mandatory sterilization at birth?
In either event, he’s a sucker to believe that the sleaze lefties who he thinks have “befriended” him give a damn about him, his future, or his relationship with his kids. They’re using him and will drop him like a bad habit once he’s no longer an effective “useful idiot” tool to ridicule Sarah Palin.
What a dumb chump. Too bad for his kids.
bannedbyhuffpo on October 7, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Don’t use disturbing words like that in an article like this.
Ew.
rihar on October 7, 2009 at 10:50 PM
LOL My husband’s comment. Dude thinks that chicks are going to be drooling over him. Not!
evergreen on October 7, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Watch the state run media make a bigger deal over this playgirl spread on Sarah’s book release day, just to overshadow the fact that Sarah has a book on the #1 list since practically when it was announced, in PRE-ORDERS!!
On a pragmatic note, I hope Bristol sues Levi for every dime he makes on this spread, for child support.
On another note, doesn’t this idiot Levi know that probably more men are a fan of this magazine than women? Just sayin’
karenhasfreedom on October 7, 2009 at 10:56 PM
when will the dysfunctional peabrain LJ go back to the igloo and suck on the ice cycles like a binky.
hawkman on October 7, 2009 at 11:01 PM
I am utterly, utterly not shocked by this development.
Word on the street is Levi agreed to do this for six pack of Miller High Life and carton of Luckys.
I wonder if they’ve figured out yet what power of magnification to use on the lens.
SagebrushPuppet on October 7, 2009 at 11:03 PM
Vote for Jon Gosselin. He’s doing it for family values!
David Blue on October 7, 2009 at 11:03 PM
I have no words to describe my disgust for this person from Alaska. In my opinion, there is no contest as to who is the worst worse (or should it be worse worst?) dad between him and JG.
mz.josephine on October 7, 2009 at 11:06 PM
“It’s the Independents, not ACORN, stupid”. Check where they are, lately, having been lied to and snookered by Obama. They were fooled once, but they’re way smarter than the ACORN bunch.
Schadenfreude on October 7, 2009 at 11:12 PM
It’s not Levi, but Levi’s penis alone which has garnered this fame and fortune. This begs the question, why don’t they photograph, interview and “date” just the penis? After all, the rest of him is just along for the ride. Levi is not giving Penis his fair due. I bet this will not end well and Penis will move to sever the relationship.
unwashed minion on October 7, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Gay for pay Levi?
RobCon on October 7, 2009 at 11:47 PM
No man who loves his child would put them or their mother through this. Levi Johnston is a despicable POS, and I won’t bat an eye when he washes up dead from an overdose. He’s hit rock bottom.
alliebobbitt on October 7, 2009 at 11:55 PM
It’s not Levi, but Levi’s penis alone which has garnered this fame and fortune. This begs the question, why don’t people photograph, interview and “date” just the penis? After all, the rest of him is just along for the ride. Levi is not giving Penis his fair due. I bet this will not end well and Penis will move to sever the relationship.
unwashed minion on October 8, 2009 at 12:02 AM
I would like to thank Levi the Douche for providing me with a brilliant example of the perils of teenage sex that I can share with my daughter. His parents must be sooooo proud. What a useless meat sack.
CantCureStupid on October 8, 2009 at 12:06 AM
Can’t his family talk any sense into him? Hate to see anyone self destruct, even this young man. Keep your clothes on, son!
WyoMike on October 8, 2009 at 12:10 AM
Somebody needs to tell Levi that only gay guys buy PlayGirl. Sort of makes him gay, too.
Blake on October 8, 2009 at 12:14 AM
I think he will die in a firey car crash.
Blake on October 8, 2009 at 12:17 AM
er, sorry for the multiple posts..
unwashed minion on October 8, 2009 at 12:20 AM
i know i’m probably way late, and admit that I haven’t read every post, but here’s my 2 cents.
Jon Gosselin- super douchebag, but the money from the show will take care of his kids’ kids.
Levi? He won’t even pay for child support. I am a child of a deadbeat dad who became an Ex-pat so he wouldn’t be constrained to have to support his own kids. He spent his time around the globe, shirking his duties, and my mom was too nice to prosecute. I say Give Levi the Shocka, with a lawsuit to match… His kid deserves more.
viviliberoomuori on October 8, 2009 at 12:40 AM
I will not vote in this poll. Both are bad parents, both need some help.
Kate needs to get the kids out of the spotlight.
Bristol already made the best decision by losing Levi. He is not a father figure.
What the hell has happened to the men??? I don’t care if you’re alpha or beta – please just be a man when it comes to your kids!
thevastlane on October 8, 2009 at 12:50 AM
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