A “foregone conclusion”: Unmarried teen dad to pose nude for Playgirl
posted at 8:55 pm on October 7, 2009 by Allahpundit
The kid knows his limitations, I’ll say that for him. The only reason anyone’s heard of him is because of something he did with his schwanz. Might as well show it off.
Perhaps they’ll make this extra “special” by publishing the photos on the day Palin’s book drops.
Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild. Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it’s a “foregone conclusion” it will happen…
To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.
New dad Jake Tapper predicts the next three stages in Johnston’s career arc but inexplicably omits (4) porn and (5) cameo on SNL alongside Tina Fey as Palin. And yes, Fey will be returning as the ‘Cuda when the book is released; what a nice surprise it’d be to have Playgirl’s Mr. November in a skit that week sucking every last precious second out of those 15 minutes.
I’m going to poll this one because it’s been on my mind: Who’s the bigger scumbag, LJ or Jon Gosselin? For Palin fans the answer will be easy, but think carefully. For all his celebrity parasitism, Johnston hasn’t cleaned out the family bank account or made millions raising his kid inside some reality-show human zoo. Poll is below, enjoyable clip follows.
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This kid is such a cliche!
4shoes on October 7, 2009 at 8:58 PM
The guys has lots of class. Unfortunately, it’s all low.
kingsjester on October 7, 2009 at 8:58 PM
I do hope that Bristol has a good lawyer and is demanding every penny their baby deserves.
As for the exit question, Levi is a way bigger scumbag than Jon Gosselin.
myrenovations on October 7, 2009 at 8:58 PM
Well, as far as I am concerned, the worst most embarrassing thing for a kid is to have their mother/father pose nude…………Gosselin I don’t think has considered that yet…
deidre on October 7, 2009 at 8:59 PM
In a way I feel sorry for Levi. One worse choice after another. That kid is gonna have a lot of regrets someday.
Ordinary1 on October 7, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Of course, Johnston is winning the poll. Not because he’s doing something inappropriate (he is), but because he might be harming Sarah Palin’s political chances by providing a less-than-charming reminder.
amerpundit on October 7, 2009 at 9:00 PM
Must be a slick talking, wheeler, dealer. He will get his sooner than he thinks. Maybe even Sarah will have his head mounted on a wall somewhere! :-)
wepeople on October 7, 2009 at 9:01 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I admire the kid in a perverse way for being able to go about life without a shred of dignity. Its the same way people enjoy “The Surreal Life.”
sluhser589 on October 7, 2009 at 9:02 PM
I predict most Obama-voting coeds will did him in ways that make me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
AUINSC on October 7, 2009 at 9:02 PM
This little punk is a putrid pile of rat crap.
rplat on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM
I would vote for Jon Gosselin, but there is the mitigating factor of K8. I know she’ll soon do something to make me hate her more than Jon.
MayBee on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM
For once I found myself actually agreeing with Nancy Grace. I am not a big fan of hers but DAMN!!! You go girl. Jon Gosselin is by far, hands down the bigger scumbag. Levi is stupid and immature, Jon has no excuse. I still think that Todd Palin needs to find Levi and beat the sh!t out of him.
milwife88 on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM
I’ve posed nude for Playgirl. No big thing.
Er, wait a minute. Let me rephrase that.
keep the change on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM
IF there was any justice in the world, this tool would end up with Megan McCain……
SDarchitect on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM
GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!
Seriously. Ick!
Topsecretk9 on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Going Rogue? It’s more like Going Commando.
yogi41 on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Is he so stupid that he doesn’t know females don’t buy Playgirl?
Beagle on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Grace is a pig and lipstick doesn’t help.
Punditpawn on October 7, 2009 at 9:04 PM
A weird kind of justice. I guess they forgot to tell him that Playgirl’s largest market is gay men.
obladioblada on October 7, 2009 at 9:05 PM
I voted for Jon. Mostly because he’s got a ton more kids he’s being a d-bag to.
Levi is a pathetic waste of space. Once they’re done with him, they’ll discard him and he’ll end up doing gay porn at some point…
mjk on October 7, 2009 at 9:05 PM
LOL.
milwife88 on October 7, 2009 at 9:05 PM
Hey, Levi Johnston, gotta a broadcast message for ya!
REAL MEN DON’T NEED TO POSE IN PLAYGIRL
They don’t have to.
Only simpy wimpy girly-men who think they need to prove something do.
Them…..and bad fathers.
pilamaye on October 7, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Next stop for Levi – a reality show.
joejm65 on October 7, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Here`s how it`s going to go. She`ll show people the books pages and it`ll be a coloring book. Also she`ll ask for help with “the big words” at the bottom of the page.
Save this post Allah and see if I come close.
ThePrez on October 7, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Wiener?
exception on October 7, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Things like this make you wonder if there is a God? If there, is why his this piece of bunny pi$$ allowed to get away with this?
Sweetness0726 on October 7, 2009 at 9:07 PM
Porn, straight and then gay, and then running a meth lab. Or his own show on MSNBC. Which come to think about it, is sort of like running a meth lab (I think).
He’ll be dead before he’s 30.
SteveMG on October 7, 2009 at 9:07 PM
…and in Palin v. Johnston for visitation rights, Ms. Palin would like to enter Exhibit A, the November 2009 issue of Playgirl magazine…
Left Coast Right Mind on October 7, 2009 at 9:07 PM
Raw Muscle Glutes must be so excited.
JammieWearingFool on October 7, 2009 at 9:07 PM
Next stop….Gay Porn.
HornetSting on October 7, 2009 at 9:07 PM
Correction:
Things like this make you wonder if there is a God? If there is, why is this piece of bunny pi$$ allowed to get away with this?
Sweetness0726 on October 7, 2009 at 9:08 PM
Hmm, he still has Europe to escape to.
I’m sure the Eurotrash will pay him for doing something.
SteveMG on October 7, 2009 at 9:08 PM
How much lower in the sewer can celebrity go when you have these two “fathers” popping up in the spotlight?
I guess this explains why Obama is president.
tru2tx on October 7, 2009 at 9:08 PM
I hope Bristol has sole custody.
Sweetness0726 on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Levi is like school on Sunday, no class.
Geronimo on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
For what it’s worth, I went with Jon.
Levi’s an immature dope who got tossed in way over his head and didn’t have the upbringing or the common sense to quietly disappear with dignity.
Jon’s a full grown man who is humiliating himself, his wife, and a lot of innocent kids and has no excuse.
(But I don’t blame anyone who voted for Levi either)
DrAllecon on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Tough choice.
They’re both pencil dicks.
Knucklehead on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
If Johnston hadn’t penetrated — so to speak — Saint Sarah’s family, none of you would give a damn what he does, save for perhaps a mild expression of disgust, which certainly wouldn’t take up space on HA.
Gosselin is a major-league creep and there should be some heavy court-time in his future as things get unwound, but Palin’s grandchild can, at a minimum, probably get a little support from that eight-figure payday grandma should soon be enjoying.
MrScribbler on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
I predict quite a few issues of that magazine selling, and not just to liberal men.
Bishop on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Levi is like school on Sunday, no class.
Geronimo on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Very good.
Sweetness0726 on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
If Bristol Palin didn’t understand the reasons for teen abstinence before, she sure as hell understands the reasons now.
Django on October 7, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Comment of the day!!!!!
Topsecretk9 on October 7, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Obviously she realized that impersonation is the only thing she has done that is popular.
Speedwagon82 on October 7, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Obvious question: Pitcher or catcher?
Sweetness0726 on October 7, 2009 at 9:10 PM
I have no idea if its true, but I swear I just read the other day that only 28% of Playgirl’s customers are female.
El_Terrible on October 7, 2009 at 9:11 PM
Tight End or Wide Receiver?
Left Coast Right Mind on October 7, 2009 at 9:11 PM
heh.
Sperm donor does not a father make.
unwashed minion on October 7, 2009 at 9:11 PM
I would assume yes, he is that stupid. Playgirl is for gay dudes. Period. The End.
Put this kid’s face in front of a bunch of teenaged girls to dissuade them from having sex. It would work….
mjk on October 7, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Cather. And, Wide Receiver.
HornetSting on October 7, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Am a huge Palin fan. But Levi Johnston’s a stupid kid apparently raised by stupid people and he’s an irresponsible jerk. Plus when he wakes up and actually gets any maturity (OK, if) he can still step up and do the right thing and at least pursue a relationship with his child.
Gosselin, OTOH , is old enough and experienced enough to be fully aware of the consequences of what he’s doing. And he left 8 children who will likely never fully get over his leaving them and Mom, and a wife to whom he promised to be faithful for the rest of his life. This is not even to mention the taking of the money. All for an apparent midlife fling.
Gosselin wins hands down.
inviolet on October 7, 2009 at 9:13 PM
I put Tina Fey and Levi Johnston on the same level; they’re both hoaring for attention.
When will karma bite these two in the ass?
cubachi on October 7, 2009 at 9:14 PM
Post of the Night
Red State State of Mind on October 7, 2009 at 9:14 PM
I can see why she dumped this loser!
Irenaeus on October 7, 2009 at 9:14 PM
crr6 and bleedsblue only buy the mag for the articles, honest.
Bishop on October 7, 2009 at 9:14 PM
Levi… Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Seven Percent Solution on October 7, 2009 at 9:14 PM
Soon.
exception on October 7, 2009 at 9:15 PM
On a lighter note, Levi has been reported to frequent an Anchorage beauty salon “Hair’s A Flyin” in preperation for the photo shoot. He is known to ask for a “manzillian”. Despite to potential for discomfort he is not immune to the feeling of having slid down a banister naked and admits that it is all about “looking good” for the chicks.
milwife88 on October 7, 2009 at 9:15 PM
I went with Levi, but I probably shouldn’t have yet. I suppose Levi would be more likely to wake up and try to change his behavior….just because he is young and there are plenty of people that grow up in their 20′s after being an idiot for years before. Jon pretty much is going to be what he is.
Still, I don’t like Levi’s odds for having his “come to Jesus” moment. There are too many people that are too willing to keep pulling him in this direction, and he doesn’t seem to be smart enough to know or care. So he’s closing fast, and if he isn’t worse already, I’m anticipating he will be…and probably soon.
stldave on October 7, 2009 at 9:15 PM
Why is this dumb story posted here? This blog is starting to turn into another National Enquirer.
Let me ask a more important question, what is going with Becky these days? Word is he has now lost over 80 advertisers (including his European advertisers on British Sky broadcasting)even though his “ratings” are going up. I find it hard to believe this loser’s ratings are skyrocketing.
That said,I sure hope that Becky Limpalls and Hannity continue to solidify their ratings such that the right wing extremist loons feel emboldened enough to push Sarah Palin for President…and Michelle Bachmann for VP. This brand of right wing extremism will always be a political loser.
Afrolib on October 7, 2009 at 9:16 PM
True dat!
ncborn on October 7, 2009 at 9:17 PM
Levi Johnston? Isn’t he the father of Sarah Palin’s son Tripp?
Richard Blaine on October 7, 2009 at 9:17 PM
Yet what’s ol’ Becky’s ratings again? Oh yeah, big.
and shouldn’t you be defending ACORN some more?
Please stop threadjacking this fun thread. Unless you’ve already pre-purchased the little fella’s attempt at gaining attention again….
mjk on October 7, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Worked in the 80`s.
ThePrez on October 7, 2009 at 9:19 PM
Too hard to choose.
meltenn on October 7, 2009 at 9:19 PM
Yep, I totally see this happening. And, it will be her ghostwriter who helps her out with those ‘big words.’ She’ll probably have lipstick on her teeth too.
El_Terrible on October 7, 2009 at 9:20 PM
He doesn’t think of himself as a dad. He’s just a guy who did Palin’s daughter.
JellyToast on October 7, 2009 at 9:20 PM
Just a matter of time, now.
unwashed minion on October 7, 2009 at 9:20 PM
up chuck.
rob verdi on October 7, 2009 at 9:20 PM
I’m not going to vote because to vote for one would mean not voting for the other. They’re both giant schwanzes.
scalleywag on October 7, 2009 at 9:20 PM
Embarassing. What a scumbag.
And there should be a C option on the poll–They’re both schmucks in their own special ways.
conservative pilgrim on October 7, 2009 at 9:21 PM
The hilarious thing is that the idiot thinks PlayGirl’s membership is straight women…
…which it hasn’t been for well over a few decades. It’s mostly read by gay men now.
Enoxo on October 7, 2009 at 9:21 PM
This is what it’s come to: no difference between fame and infamy.
disa on October 7, 2009 at 9:21 PM
HornetSting on October 7, 2009 at 9:07 PM
Obvious question: Pitcher or catcher?
Sweetness0726 on October 7, 2009 at 9:10 PM
HornetSting on October 7, 2009 at 9:13 PM
:-)
Sweetness0726 on October 7, 2009 at 9:21 PM
jerk
blatantblue on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
I’m really disappointed in Levi Johnston but he is young and stupid…but there is absolutely no excuse for Gosselin…none!
CCRWM on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Palin never liked this kid I can tell you this… This is one of the many reasons why I despise Palin’s daughter.
TimeTraveler on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Is CNN going to do a fact-check afterwards?
Palin fans aren’t the ones fascinated by Levi Johnston.
ddrintn on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Barney Frank has a copy of every magazine.
yoda on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
And congrats to new dad Jake Tapper!
scalleywag on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
I would like to see a certain former elected official nude too. If she/he did that, Playboy would have to prepare to sell several Billion copies… that is until the pics were kindly scanned and posted to HotAir.com!
Now I just wish this loser would go away. Pose nude and that’s all people will see.
It doesn’t matter if you’re going to make your family millionaires after some fat bimbo photoshops your son… and didn’t tone it down until I warned her in no uncertain terms do it again and your son’s gonna get it…
It doesn’t matter if you’re a 50-something Motormouth from Minnesota and say half-crazy thing… she gets nude, nobody’s gonna care what she said.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a great journo, just get nude and people will forget it all.
See my point?
HotAirJosef on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
This kid is every teenage girl’s parent’s worst nightmare!
lostinjrz on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Playgirl sure has gone downhill from Burt Reynolds.
disa on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
I could have gotten along nicely without knowing about this. Why even post it. Makes me want to hurl.
Knock yourself out Romeo, then go away. Please.
swede7 on October 7, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Hmmm, I say 25
unwashed minion on October 7, 2009 at 9:24 PM
Believe it.
ddrintn on October 7, 2009 at 9:24 PM
I think his kid would appreciate it more if he spent those 3 hours a day six nights a week holding down a real job or spending quality time with his child.
canditaylor68 on October 7, 2009 at 9:25 PM
Nah…Palin is so beyond this kid now…he owns his own actions…
Does anyone else think it’s creepy that when the MSM interacts with Johnston they always talk about him and Sarah Palin and not him and Bristol Palin with whom he had Tripp?
CCRWM on October 7, 2009 at 9:25 PM
Slurring ethnic names for a cheap laugh? You RACIST!
Chris_Balsz on October 7, 2009 at 9:25 PM
I think it’s time to go after Tina Fey.
John the Libertarian on October 7, 2009 at 9:26 PM
You call us extremists, and yet we conservatives outnumber you liberals 2-to-1.
John the Libertarian on October 7, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Hence, the word schmuck.
Poor Bristol and baby Tripp. Dumb choices in life are not uncommon, but most of us aren’t humiliated internationally or haunted by our mistakes at every turn by the agenda-driven media.
Terrie on October 7, 2009 at 9:29 PM
At least now Tina Fey will be promoting Palin’s book on SNL lol Bling, Bling baby….
TimeTraveler on October 7, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Thinking out loud….if the CBO were to score Levi’s junk and the junk Michelle has in her trunk would it be “deficet neutral”? Positive plus negative thing
proudteadrinker on October 7, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Pitcher or Catcher? Not even. Try back stop.
FontanaConservative on October 7, 2009 at 9:29 PM
I didn’t vote; couldn’t care less really. But “less-than-charming” reminder of what, exactly?
ddrintn on October 7, 2009 at 9:29 PM
That’s what happens when you don’t listen to your mother.
TimeTraveler on October 7, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Q to all you haters:
What if Levi gets featured on Bawbaw Walters ‘ most influential people of 2009′ , with Meghan McCain ? Then whatya gonna say ?
macncheez on October 7, 2009 at 9:30 PM
+10000000
cubachi on October 7, 2009 at 9:31 PM
This Marvin Jones:
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/InmatePhotos/3/309567.jpg
Seems fitting. I predict the next stage of this moron’s life will be in a prison jumpsuit. I don’t need to remind you that lately reality TV guests have been acting, well, criminally.
Richard Romano on October 7, 2009 at 9:32 PM
No thank you Allah, you really need to grow up, or get a life, or grow up & get a life. Have a nice day.
kg598301 on October 7, 2009 at 9:32 PM
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