A “foregone conclusion”: Unmarried teen dad to pose nude for Playgirl

posted at 8:55 pm on October 7, 2009 by Allahpundit

The kid knows his limitations, I’ll say that for him. The only reason anyone’s heard of him is because of something he did with his schwanz. Might as well show it off.

Perhaps they’ll make this extra “special” by publishing the photos on the day Palin’s book drops.

Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild. Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it’s a “foregone conclusion” it will happen…

To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder, Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.

New dad Jake Tapper predicts the next three stages in Johnston’s career arc but inexplicably omits (4) porn and (5) cameo on SNL alongside Tina Fey as Palin. And yes, Fey will be returning as the ‘Cuda when the book is released; what a nice surprise it’d be to have Playgirl’s Mr. November in a skit that week sucking every last precious second out of those 15 minutes.

I’m going to poll this one because it’s been on my mind: Who’s the bigger scumbag, LJ or Jon Gosselin? For Palin fans the answer will be easy, but think carefully. For all his celebrity parasitism, Johnston hasn’t cleaned out the family bank account or made millions raising his kid inside some reality-show human zoo. Poll is below, enjoyable clip follows.



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Can’t his family talk any sense into him? Hate to see anyone self destruct, even this young man. Keep your clothes on, son!

WyoMike on October 8, 2009 at 12:10 AM

Sorry. His mother is looking at jail time for drug trafficking. Rex Butler is HER lawyer as well, and an “Obama for America” member!

And if you have ever seen Levi and sis together creepy doesn’t even begin to describe that deal!

“Tank Jones” Levi’s “bodyguard” Is Rex Butler’s protege, BTW.

HillBuzz, which is a website made up of gay Chicagoans who love Hillary Clinton, LOVE Sarah Palin, and H-A-T-E Barack Obama, did a story about a month ago on Levi’s Playgirl feature. They were BRUTAL!

They were laughing back then that girls didn’t buy Playgirl, but boys did!

As for Levi’s “career”

Gay porn is absolutely in his near future, as are multiple drug overdoses. He won’t live long enough for any rehab.

If Levi makes 25 I will be very surprised.

As far as Sarah, this isn’t going to hurt her one bit. Levi is on his on. He has ZERO contact with the family. Hasn’t paid one red cent in child support. He’s own his own.

The only people who will tie Sarah to this are moronic losers, and being morons, they are too stupid to vote for her anyway, so who cares.

I just feel sorry for Tripp. No kid deserves to have such a major league assclown for a father sperm donor.

gary4205 on October 8, 2009 at 1:11 AM

A very unfair poll, they’re both disgusting, slimey little worms, as are the people making money off of them. I hope Bristol and her baby collect a large chunk of his ill-gotten gains.

Common Sense on October 8, 2009 at 1:34 AM

to Jim Treacher,
how about
Top 10 things Levi will say when he appears on Letterman

macncheez on October 7, 2009 at 9:58 PM

I could probably get into character, but the lobotomy would be irreversible.

Jim Treacher on October 8, 2009 at 1:48 AM

I don’t really know anything about the reality TV people. I never watch stuff like that. I think it’s a total waste of time and I simply don’t care about any of those people. I’ll probably never meet them. If they fell into a hole in the ground and disappeared, I’d never miss them.

As for Levi, I see him as the Palin family’s version of Billy Carter. Every family seems to have one around, somewhere.

trigon on October 8, 2009 at 1:48 AM

Hotair is seriously letting us down.

Allahpundit = whoring for site hits, which means Palin/Atheism/Whatever-ism that has nothing to do with today’s politics…

No real news here. We all knew Levi was a whore, for quite a while now.

Hot Air ~ Michelle, Allah & Ed ~ continue to ignore… IGNORE… the fact that an American has been banned from the UK for exercising his first amendment right.

Be careful where you tread.

Ugly on October 8, 2009 at 2:48 AM

I could probably get into character, but the lobotomy would be irreversible.

Jim Treacher on October 8, 2009 at 1:48 AM

Heres a start

Top 10 things Levi will say to Letterman

#10. You may be richer but I am “bigger’ than you

#9. Dude, what a fool to marry your baby-mama

#8. Thanks for letting me use your secret bedroom, and heres your half , 20 bucks

#7. Does Paul have all this ? Does he ? Huh ?

#6. Will you be my date for the White House Correspondant’s dinner ?

#5. The thongs you send me are highly appreciated

#4. Please tell Barney Frank to stop calling me

#3. My kid’s grandma is hotter than Harry’s grandma

#2. Why does Sarah Palin hate us ?

#1. You can have Tina Fey, I’ll just wait for her daughter to grow up

macncheez on October 8, 2009 at 3:47 AM

macncheez on October 8, 2009 at 3:47 AM

Good Top 10 macncheez!

yoda on October 8, 2009 at 4:11 AM

#1. Who is Gosselin?

#2. Playgirl is still around and now features kids? So there’s a female version of NAMBLA or Playgirl is actually a gay magazine?

Jeff from WI on October 8, 2009 at 5:08 AM

Wow, I just read my last post. I doesn’t make much sense.LOL…never mind

Jeff from WI on October 8, 2009 at 5:20 AM

I normally stay away from Levi threads, but this guy is a real piece of crap.

Is it too much to hope that when big brother gets home after his tour, he beats the living crap out of this garbage?

reaganaut on October 8, 2009 at 6:57 AM

Playgirl = gay porn

Barny Franks waits with bated breath.

TheSitRep on October 8, 2009 at 7:35 AM

Pig.

Niere on October 8, 2009 at 7:54 AM

Is he so stupid that he doesn’t know females don’t buy Playgirl?

Beagle on October 7, 2009 at 9:03 PM

I’ve thought the same thing for years, Beagle. When Playgirl first hit the newsstands, some of my female friends were crowing that now they could be just like the guys, ogling the opposite sex.

As time passed, it occurred to at least some of them that women and men have different perspectives about sex, and they quietly cancelled their subscriptions. Generally speaking, a woman who isn’t a hooker or the village slut still longs for a relationship — preferably one with love and commitment — not just sex. Women who think they’re liberated by seeing men merely as sex objects may soon sense that they’re cheating themselves and settling for less than they really want.

And if a woman plays nothing but sex games for too long, she will find that she has run out of time, and that the men are going after women who are much younger than she.

This, too, is part of the legacy of radical feminism.

KyMouse on October 8, 2009 at 7:55 AM

Levi is what happen when stupid people breed. Also allah thank for being a good blogger god bless you.

bessex on October 8, 2009 at 8:06 AM

Why hasn’t someone beaten the crap out of this guy?

I mean seriously … He’s a deadbeat dad. Slamming on Palin is one thing I suppose and he’s got a right to do it. But his conduct is going to cause a problem for his kid eventually. I mean – it’s about the kid dummy.

And seriously – I don’t worry about Sarah Palin but I do worry about her daughter. She didn’t want the 15 minutes of fame and she’s a private individual – but there’s no where she can go to get away from this stuff. Additionally – on a daily basis she’s reminded by this jerk that she’s the only scandal the press has on her Mom and they just keep playing and playing it.

There was a time in this nation when someone would have taken the matter into their own hands and “taught” this young man how to be a proper dad.

Those times are gone I guess.

HondaV65 on October 8, 2009 at 8:28 AM

Honestly! If it weren’t for the constant speculation about this Dou@*bag posing in it, I would have thought that magazine had gone under decades ago! Seriously! Playgirl?! Is it published for women? Or has it evolved into a gay publication? Why am I even wasting my time with this?

edgehead on October 8, 2009 at 8:33 AM

My heart breaks for the baby this person fathered.

ohiobabe on October 8, 2009 at 8:52 AM

What a strange kid. Oh well, he’s turning out to be an asset to Palin at this point.

The notion that he didn’t make junk up just to get paid is laughable.

AnninCA on October 8, 2009 at 8:58 AM

Ewww…I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

vcferlita on October 8, 2009 at 9:04 AM

Let the saliva flow begin.

Hope Bristol has a good lawyer who get all the back child support this guy owes plus some.

Kissmygrits on October 8, 2009 at 9:26 AM

Hot Air ~ Michelle, Allah & Ed ~ continue to ignore… IGNORE… the fact that an American has been banned from the UK for exercising his first amendment right.

Ugly on October 8, 2009 at 2:48 AM

Did you miss this one?

TugboatPhil on October 8, 2009 at 9:30 AM

The vote ia a toss-up. Since I think Kate is a b*tch of the first order I can almost understand why Jon did what he did. She was a full contributor to the disaster of their marriage. As someone previously said – Jon at least did some parenting – something we’ve not seen Levi do.

Levi is just a user. While I could cut him a break for being young he’s passed the point of reasonableness and has just proved he is a PS.

Personally it’s hard for me to see this having any negative backlash for Palin. All she has to do is refrain from addressing the obvious reality that Levi is a worthless scumbag. Those who can continnue to give this guy any credance are people so inflected with PDS they are hopeless.
It’s doubtful that his current behavior is likely to paint him in any positive light in Family Court.

katiejane on October 8, 2009 at 9:31 AM

Hey Levi,

You got any nude pictures of your mom?

………………

Wanna buy some?

bannedbyhuffpo on October 8, 2009 at 10:08 AM

http://hotair.com/archives/2009/05/05/the-obligatory-michael-savage-banned-from-britain-post/

TugboatPhil on October 8, 2009 at 9:31 AM

posted at 9:30 pm on May 5, 2009 by Allahpundit

Yeah, how about that….an “obligatory” post….four months ago!

How about this one from Drudge yesterday?

Cambridge cancels Savage debate

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=112207

pseudonominus on October 8, 2009 at 10:22 AM

Going Rogue.

LevStrauss on October 8, 2009 at 11:04 AM

I think he’s getting Soros money to keep a negative pressure on Palin.

pseudonominus on October 8, 2009 at 11:58 AM

My heart breaks for the baby this person fathered.

ohiobabe on October 8, 2009 at 8:52 AM

Yeah.
I hope he finds a good step-dad, but at least he has an excellent grandfather.

Count to 10 on October 8, 2009 at 12:18 PM

So Johnston is gonna show is Johnson?

Sultry Beauty on October 8, 2009 at 2:24 PM

I picked Levi because John Gosselin isn’t the only dirt bag involved. Kate is just as big a dirt bag for exploiting her kids for money and ratings. She was more than happy to continue the show in the midst of a potentially dirty divorce and tabloid fodder that does nothing but affect those poor children negatively.

mizflame98 on October 8, 2009 at 2:52 PM

For all his celebrity parasitism, Johnston hasn’t cleaned out the family bank account or made millions raising his kid inside some reality-show human zoo.

True, but Jon didn’t put his kids on that show by himself, and I’ve read that while he now wants out of the show, Kate doesn’t. If Kate didn’t seem like such a bad mother herself, I would have voted for Jon.

Esthier on October 8, 2009 at 4:06 PM

This is because Palin is just a celebrity herself.

If Palin were a serious person and seen as a serious person, there wouldn’t be a market for her almost son-in-law showing skin in a magazine. The celeb gossip crowd wouldn’t care.

Moesart on October 8, 2009 at 4:16 PM

Scum bag pos. Has he paid any money for his child, yet?

Torch on October 8, 2009 at 4:38 PM

This is because Palin is just a celebrity herself.

If Palin were a serious person and seen as a serious person, there wouldn’t be a market for her almost son-in-law showing skin in a magazine. The celeb gossip crowd wouldn’t care.

Moesart on October 8, 2009 at 4:16 PM

Billy Beer.

Jim Treacher on October 8, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Isn’t this idiot’s 15 minutes up?

The Palin-lovin’ gay dudes over at hillbuzz swear that Levi has a teeny weinie.

Now, how they know this, I do not wanna know. But if anyone would know, they would.

BlueStateBilly on October 8, 2009 at 4:42 PM

What did I say here last week about this hose bag, when you had some commercial he was in touting “protection”? What did I say? GAY PORN STAR BY 2012.

Nailed it.

Akzed on October 8, 2009 at 4:42 PM

Be careful where you tread. Ugly on October 8, 2009 at 2:48 AM

Regarding your idol Savage, the only narcissist we enjoy discussing here is Obooba.

Akzed on October 8, 2009 at 4:46 PM

I’m actually beginning to feel sorry for this kid. He’s got one miserable future ahead of him.

Rocks on October 8, 2009 at 4:52 PM

You really need to read the whole thing http://hillbuzz.org/page/2/ But hillbuzz lays the snark-hammer DOWN on this beeyoch!

EXCERPT:

UPDATE: It looks like Johnston is really going to pose nude for Playgirl…but doesn’t know whether they’ll show his “front or his back”.

We think it’s marvelous this clown is completely discrediting himself like this.

It’s going to make it really hard for the MSM to continue to use him to attack the Palins when every article written about him from now on will include pictures of his bare Alaskan butt and teeny weiner (from what we hear…thanks to our friend Wess for the tip on that…so to speak).

It is almost as fun watching Johnston destroy himself as it was watching HRH Princess Caroline of Kennedy make a fool of herself in her own right last December.

Maybe after his shoot Johnston can get a job here in Chicago working at The Lucky Horseshoe on Halsted, where we’d love to stuff nickels in his g-string, because that’s just about all he’s worth. (And apparently there’s a lot of extra room in that g-string to fit a whole mess of nickels, if you know what we mean).

BlueStateBilly on October 8, 2009 at 4:56 PM

Way to go Mike Hancho!

CMonster on October 8, 2009 at 5:04 PM

Surprise! Billionaire Obama Supporter Keeping Levi Johnston In The Spotlight

http://thespeechatimeforchoosing.wordpress.com/2009/10/08/surprise-billionaire-obama-supporter-keeping-levi-johnston-in-the-spotlight/

gary4205 on October 8, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Ten years from now Levi is going to be living under an inner-city bridge somewhere, going up to men passing by, saying, “$5 to look at it, $10 to touch it, $20 to …”

sawbuck on October 8, 2009 at 6:10 PM

I have to get my two cents in—-What a pathetic pig.

rjoco1 on October 8, 2009 at 6:12 PM

I can’t vote…really it’s isn’t possible to choose. I have a lot of snarky things I am thinking but I care about kids so I won’t disparage their fathers. I also believe in Karma – what goes around comes around.

Dr Evil on October 8, 2009 at 6:49 PM

GOING VOGUE

***somebody has to have said this already***

seejanemom on October 8, 2009 at 8:02 PM

Can someone put a muzzle on this kid? Honestly, I didn’t even know Playgirl existed, I always thought it was a joke.
Well . . . if it wasn’t before, it is now.
Thx Levi.

Ingenue on October 8, 2009 at 8:40 PM

This from Reuters!

Another side of Sarah Palin: financial guru

http://blogs.reuters.com/frontrow/2009/10/08/another-side-of-sarah-palin-financial-guru/

gary4205 on October 8, 2009 at 11:10 PM

He does know Playgirl isn’t for girls right?

He’d be better off posing infront of a nice cake or a new fridge if he wanted a woman to look at him.

Otherwise the only person thats gonna see him is Bill Schultz

Rbastid on October 8, 2009 at 11:52 PM

A little chunky, I bet.

Mae on October 9, 2009 at 3:13 AM

His parents must be so proud.

Lady Heather on October 9, 2009 at 9:11 AM

Doesn’t seem that Levi has the slightest inkling that women don’t read Playgirl, gay men do.

BlancheBourgeois on October 9, 2009 at 11:50 AM

Doesn’t seem that Levi has the slightest inkling that women don’t read Playgirl, gay men do.

BlancheBourgeois on October 9, 2009 at 11:50 AM

He’ll find out soon enough.

LODGE4 on October 9, 2009 at 1:17 PM

This punk is too busy getting used by the left to take care of his kid. Any bets on how long until he’s in rehab?

njpat on October 9, 2009 at 7:52 PM

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