Comments on: Video: Unmarried teen dad inexplicably now a corporate pitchman

By: noblejones

noblejones — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:11:31 +0000

My family owns a nut growing company in California. All I can say about these assclowns is: Google “Paramount Farms Salmonella.”

By: gekkobear

gekkobear — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:52:52 +0000

I just offered them a free new slogan once this one fails.

Pistachios: because kids don’t need fathers.

I really should start charging for this sort of Advertising genius.

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:50:09 +0000

Oh, good, he’s gainfully employed. Time to start paying that child support there bunkie.

By: Mangy Scot

Mangy Scot — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:43:18 +0000

News Flash….teens sometimes ignore their parent’s advice.

HornetSting on October 5, 2009 at 5:33 PM

Tell me about it. I didn’t/wouldn’t listen when I was a teen, and my 19 y.o. son is paying me back for it.

By: Torch

Torch — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:12:18 +0000

I guess he had to wear the tshirt to remind people of who he was and where he needs to send the child support checks. What a complete douche, on the same level as Kayne West.

By: Bicyea

Bicyea — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:23:34 +0000

At least he has the money to pay his child support this month! He does pay child support, doesn’t he?

By: gary4205

gary4205 — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:17:46 +0000

I think Palin doesn’t need the media circus that will come from that. Most of this stuff is her daughter’s fault and she should be shamed for it.

TimeTraveler on October 5, 2009 at 5:18 PM

In many cultures a group of men would take someone, like yourself, out and cane them vigorously until they became unconscious. Then the men would tie your nearly lifeless body behind a fast horse and give said horse a swift kick in the behind.

Be thankful you do not live in this sort of culture.

On a similar plane, I certainly hope you don’t have children. That would be a serious tragedy for said children.

By: gary4205

gary4205 — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:51:54 +0000

Say what you will about Saddam Hussein, he knew how to keep son-in-laws in line.

RobCon on October 5, 2009 at 5:26 PM

Post of the thread!!

By: SuperCool

SuperCool — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:30:30 +0000

How sad is it when the only thing you’re famous for is one segment of societies hatred for another person?

By: HornetSting

HornetSting — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:15:52 +0000

Another week, another reminder of how trashy the Palin family is. You betcha!

simplesimon on October 5, 2009 at 8:14 PM

Another post reminding us that someone forgot to flush….

By: UltimateBob

UltimateBob — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:27:09 +0000

I want to call this tool a Federline for our age, but even that doesn’t quite work because K-Fed was, at least, a celebrity spouse. That is to say, Johnston’s actually a step down on the “accomplishment” scale from Kevin Federline.

And what’s really sad is that all of actually know who Kevin Federline is. It’s a sad statement on our society that any of us would waste the “hard drive” space to remember the name of such a nobody.

And yes – Levi Johnston is lower than Federline. Good call on that.

By: Rightwingguy

Rightwingguy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:59:39 +0000

I also hope this dude is paying LOT’S of child-support. He can afford it.

By: Rightwingguy

Rightwingguy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:58:20 +0000

Dude, I used to like Jon. I thought the problem was that meanie Kate. After countless sightings with other women and widely televised temper tantrums, I think he’s a tool. Man, life changes quick.

Oh, Levi Johnston. I never like that guy . I keep wondering if he’ll do something endearing, like not being a gigantic @$$hat, but I won’t hold my breath.

Sorry future daughter. I’m getting me a shotgun so I can be cleaning it right when you introduce me to your very first boyfriend. After seeing jerks like Levi ruin young women’s lives by getting them pregnant and living off of that fame, I will make your first boyfriend VERY uncomfortable.

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:53:31 +0000

Another week, another reminder of how trashy the Palin family is. You betcha!

simplesimon on October 5, 2009 at 8:14 PM

Samson Obama.

By: Tanya

Tanya — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:52:40 +0000

Aw man, I love pistachios. I don’t have to boycott them now, do I? I promise to buy them without shells.

By: baxtrice

baxtrice — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:36:25 +0000

If anything, Levi should be used as a reminder to teen girls everywhere that it doesn’t matter how many times that boy says he loves you, he’s a douche that just wanted to have fun without the responsibility. It’s harsh and it’s to the point, but welcome to the real world ladies.

By: kingsjester

kingsjester — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:29:03 +0000

It’s my playmate! Hi, Skippy! The only trash around, besides you, is Letterman and Levi. Bristol and her family are taking care of the new baby in a loving home. A teenage making a mistake isn’t trashy. It’s how they handle themselves after the conception that determines the trashiness factor. Now run along. I’m sure Mom has supper ready.

By: simplesimon

simplesimon — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:14:56 +0000

Another week, another reminder of how trashy the Palin family is. You betcha!

By: Common Sense

Common Sense — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:41:09 +0000

Wow, there are some harsh words for Bristol here. Girls have been falling for bad boy lines and promises for thousands of years. Unfortunately, she didn’t see the slime beneath the surface (she could have at least picked it up from his trashy mother) because of the stars in her eyes.

Bristol, with help from her family, is the one living up to her responsibilities. The shame and harsh words should be reserved for the slime.

I’ve been very fortunate that my 17-year-old daughter thinks more clearly and sees boys for what they are. She has many plans for the future that don’t include some immature boy who only wants one thing and will say anything to get it.

By: theTarCzar

theTarCzar — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:23:04 +0000

onan=Bucwheat speak for”gonad”.

By: Dr Evil

Dr Evil — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:17:32 +0000

Oh, this helps Sarah. But then, the truth always reveals itself eventually.

AnninCA on October 5, 2009 at 7:09 PM

Yes that’s true.

By: AnninCA

AnninCA — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:09:33 +0000

Oh, this helps Sarah. But then, the truth always reveals itself eventually.

By: chewydog

chewydog — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:54:41 +0000

What I really want to know is: Why hasn’t Levi been on Katie Curic’s show so we can get his take on Afghanistan?
Inquiring minds and all…

By: Rich Fader

Rich Fader — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:54:26 +0000

Allah, how about Spencer Pratt? Does that work for you?

By: HornetSting

HornetSting — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:38:53 +0000

HornetSting on October 5, 2009 at 6:22 PM
“Onan” is doing a crr6: Spew insults,
tell everyone you’re smarter than everyone,
slink off after declaring a victory that exists only in his sore and weary hand
–and NO informational content in any post

Janos Hunyadi on October 5, 2009 at 6:30 PM

Oh yeah, Onan’s like cotton candy, all fluff, no stuff. Matter of fact, I think that’s his job…fluffer.