Video: Unmarried teen dad inexplicably now a corporate pitchman
posted at 4:23 pm on October 5, 2009 by Allahpundit
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Funny thing: Just this morning, I was skimming the headlines at People and thinking Jon Gosselin must surely be the seediest no-name D-bag “celebrity” on the American landscape.
But I was wrong, wasn’t I?
I want to call this tool a Federline for our age, but even that doesn’t quite work because K-Fed was, at least, a celebrity spouse. That is to say, Johnston’s actually a step down on the “accomplishment” scale from Kevin Federline. But of course, that’s the point of the ad: As you’ll see from the second clip, he’s not the only attractive imbecile who stumbled into his Z-list celebrity status to be featured in this campaign.
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Tell me about it. I didn’t/wouldn’t listen when I was a teen, and my 19 y.o. son is paying me back for it.
Mangy Scot on October 6, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Oh, good, he’s gainfully employed. Time to start paying that child support there bunkie.
I R A Darth Aggie on October 6, 2009 at 12:50 PM
I just offered them a free new slogan once this one fails.
I really should start charging for this sort of Advertising genius.
gekkobear on October 6, 2009 at 12:52 PM
My family owns a nut growing company in California. All I can say about these assclowns is: Google “Paramount Farms Salmonella.”
noblejones on October 6, 2009 at 2:11 PM
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