Comedy gold: CNN anchor in utter disbelief as Chicago is eliminated

posted at 12:00 pm on October 2, 2009 by Allahpundit

I’ll keep updating the other thread but this one’s too much fun to bury there. An instant classic, courtesy of Greg Hengler.

Update: While you watch, a question from John Miller to meditate on. I fear we all know the answer, my friends.

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Humpbot!

Yes, for all of us relative newcomers to the site, who got here after this legendary humpbot seems to have been retired.

Chiasmos on October 2, 2009 at 12:15 PM

That assh0le!™ If he hadn´t wasted all that time with General McChrystal, he could have landed the Olympics

james hooker on October 2, 2009 at 12:16 PM

drip, drip, drip. oh this is fun.

mozalf on October 2, 2009 at 12:16 PM

Olympic Fail!
I guess it is OK to hate Europe now…racists!

RobCon on October 2, 2009 at 12:17 PM

okay I am doing my Father Pflegler impression the one where he does Hillary saying This was MINE and this blaxck man stole it form me!

I am doing it this was MINE and this brown eyed Lula stole it from me!!!!!

BWAAAAHAAFRAKKINHAAAAAA

ginaswo on October 2, 2009 at 12:17 PM

But…… but…… but…….
Hope!
Change!
Didn’t these people get the memo????

Barry doesn’t fail.
Barry gets what Barry wants!

Tom_OC on October 2, 2009 at 12:17 PM

R-IO
R-IO
R-IO
R-IO

15 mins to final vote!

ginaswo on October 2, 2009 at 12:17 PM

OBAMA: BASHES THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS

BUT THINKS HE IS THE SAVIOR OF THE ORIGINAL OLYMPICS????

battleoflepanto1571 on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

Not to get ahead of ourselves, but does this count as 2 failures since both Obamas participated?

Sort of 2 for the price of 1?

I’m just saying let’s spread the failure around, let’s remember there are 2 losers here, not just one.

jeff_from_mpls on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

I’m doing the Snoopy dance!!!!!!!!

1luckydogg on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

This is just too delicious for words. :-)

Dave R. on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

I don’t know about y’all, but I clearly heard, “Chicago is out, Boy.”

-Maureen Dowd

Matticus Finch on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

Where is Nelson from the Simpsons?
Ha – Ha!

RobCon on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

http://www.breitbart.tv/pandemonium-in-the-broadcast-center-chicago-loses-olympics-bid/

Everyone has to listen to the news-anchors in total disbelief. I’ll sum it up for you. Obama was suppose to the savior of mankind.

Lance Murdock on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

mmm mmm mmm, Barack Hussein Obama, mmm mmm mmm!

Ha Ha Ha! Don’t worry Rahm, Lulu will give you some good seats!

lonestar1 on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

well now TOTUS will have even MORE time to work on his post presidency book!

ginaswo on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

RAAAAACIST!!!

infidel4life on October 2, 2009 at 12:19 PM

That’s what you get for offering the IOC “soaring oratory” rather than the expected cumshaw…

Talk is cheap, as they say, but the Olympics cost money.

mojo on October 2, 2009 at 12:19 PM

Did I just hear Keith Olbermeister’s head explode?

rbj on October 2, 2009 at 12:19 PM

robocon

pour vous

ginaswo on October 2, 2009 at 12:19 PM

“He’s cut! He’s cut! Obama is cut!

“He’s just a MAN! He’s a MAN! He’s NOT the Messiah!”

– as quoted from Obama IV

catmman on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

I guess they haven’t heard that he’s the messiah (small m on purpose). Bwaaahahahahaha!

kingsjester on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

UNLEASH THE HUMPBOT!

Realist on October 2, 2009 at 12:08 PM

Can I get an AMEN???!!!

CurtZHP on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

So much for that President of the World crap…
Epic fail for the media.

d1carter on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

For the first time in may adult life, I am pround of the IOC.

MikeA on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

I would love to see the footage of the Obamas and the Oprah as that announcement was made.

jdpaz on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

That was amazing!!! Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaa!

rebuzz on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

LOL!!

WHAT?! Chicago is OUT? WHAT?!

Hilarious.

bridgetown on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

While you watch, a question from John Miller to meditate on. I fear we all know the answer, my friends.

If you didn’t know the background on Avery Brundage before now, you’re fixing to find it out over the next couple of days, and how it reflects on the current IOC, thanks to the outraged big media.

jon1979 on October 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Drudge Headlines are pretty funny:

“THE EGO HAS LANDED
WORLD REJECTS OBAMA: CHICAGO OUT IN FIRST ROUND ”

“Obama + Michelle x Oprah= Zero “

NickelAndDime on October 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Well, I suppose Obama can go on Letterman’s Late Show with Oprah, and they can all cry in their beers. Oh yeah – I forgot – Oprah can’t stand Dave!

bmac727 on October 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Oprah : So He is not the One?

nyx on October 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM

“He’s cut! He’s cut! Obama is cut!

“He’s just a MAN! He’s a MAN! He’s NOT the Messiah!”

- as quoted from Obama IV

catmman on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Excellent!

Why President Obama…. you look like someone just walked over…

Obamastone

Jeff from WI on October 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Rotten in Denmark.

RobCon on October 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Ohmigosh—I am laughing so hard I might wee wee up a bit!!!!

you can’t write this stuff any funnier!

ted c on October 2, 2009 at 12:22 PM

LOL, LOL, LOL.

The funniest part is I couldn’t give the teeniest rat’s arse about this whole Olympics thing. Honestly, they are such as massive waste of time and money.
But watching people lose their sh*t over this is priceless. Especially since the newsflash should be: The world is bigger than the United States and the Obama worshippers need to get their heads out of their hindquarters over some irrelevant sporting event.

mjk on October 2, 2009 at 12:22 PM

Oprah : So He is not the One?

nyx on October 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM

No, I’ve ALWAYS said he was #2

Jeff from WI on October 2, 2009 at 12:22 PM

“He’s cut! He’s cut! Obama is cut!

“He’s just a MAN! He’s a MAN! He’s NOT the Messiah!”

- as quoted from Obama IV

catmman on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Reminds me of Xerxes in the movie 300 when at last, the God King, bled showing he’s mortal after all.

nyx on October 2, 2009 at 12:22 PM

http://www.breitbart.tv/pandemonium-in-the-broadcast-center-chicago-loses-olympics-bid/

Everyone has to listen to the news-anchors in total disbelief. I’ll sum it up for you. Obama was suppose to the savior of mankind.

Lance Murdock on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

Great link thanks. I love it.

elduende on October 2, 2009 at 12:22 PM

I just got a thrill up my leg.

NickelAndDime on October 2, 2009 at 12:22 PM

Best slapdown of the year!

lonestar1 on October 2, 2009 at 12:23 PM

For the first time in may adult life, I am pround of the IOC.

MikeA on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

lol…nice

Jeff from WI on October 2, 2009 at 12:23 PM

They really did think he was going to get the Olympics just by showing up, didn’t they?

It’s scary if you stop to think about it. Scary that there are so many people who are so deeply enamored with O for no substantive reason.

Oink on October 2, 2009 at 12:23 PM

Well, the American taxpayer just saved about 50 Billion Dollars. It’s a start.

Griz on October 2, 2009 at 12:23 PM

Bad hair day for the Bamster:

~Unemployment numbers tank

~Chicago loses Olympics, last place

~Rassmussen: Corruption becomes #1 Issue

Importance of Issues
Government Ethics Edges Out Economy As Top Issue Among Voters

Thursday, October 01, 2009

For nearly two years, economic issues have held the top spot in terms of importance among voters.

But the latest national telephone survey shows that 83% now view government ethics and corruption as very important, placing it just ahead of the economy

petefrt on October 2, 2009 at 12:23 PM

Other things I would like to hear on CNN in the next three years:
////
How about CNN out?They had o getting the silver and great michelle my belle getting gold:):):)

ohiobabe on October 2, 2009 at 12:23 PM

For the first time in may adult life, I am pround of the IOC.

MikeA on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

That was great. I hope Rio gets it! Shame on Obama for trying to make the Olympics political! Shame shame shame. I’m glad the world can see through him. Finally!

petunia on October 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM

CNN is a bunch of clowns.

jukin on October 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Axelrod is on Fox spinning like a top

Jane Skinner just smacked him quite nicely.

Knucklehead on October 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Best slapdown of the year!

lonestar1 on October 2, 2009 at 12:23 PM

Let’s hope it’s just a preview for 2010!

Oink on October 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Obama in the WH corner curled, wimpering, up with Michelle beating on him.

Jeff from WI on October 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Axelrod is on Fox spinning like a top

Jane Skinner just smacked him quite nicely.

Knucklehead on October 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Oh, you’re kidding!! Details please!

Oink on October 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Three questions and a request to Imagine!:

Hard to win without Affirmative Action, ain’t it?

I wonder if the IOC has been watching BecK?

I wonder if this will tick off The One so much that He will decide to win the Afgan war?

Imagine the jokes if President Bush had been b*tch slapped this way.

IlikedAUH2O on October 2, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Rush just nailed it. Daley has dirt on Obama, so Obama had to follow Daley’s wishes and try to land the Olympics.

petefrt on October 2, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Helen Thomas remembers the last big thing in Chicago, the 1893 World Fair.

Jeff from WI on October 2, 2009 at 12:25 PM

And to quote Obama; ‘The olympic committee “acted stupidly” ‘.

Johan Klaus on October 2, 2009 at 12:26 PM

“Gimme the football… the FOOTBALL!!… NO, no NOT the BASKTBALL dummy… the FOOTBALL! GOOD, OKAY, NOW…I ORDER … BOMB HOLLAND, BOMB HOLLAND! Huh? It’s not Holland? Where I JUST WAS! !you know, uh, Belgium, uh, Sweden? What? COPENHAGEN,where the heck? Oh, the Netherlands? Oh DUTCHLAND, YEAH THAT’S IT..
BOMB BOMB NOW!! — Barack “Nolympics” Hussein Obama

max1 on October 2, 2009 at 12:26 PM

This is nice for a change,not alot lately to laugh about.He is going to come back so pi$$ed!

ohiobabe on October 2, 2009 at 12:26 PM

Rotten in Denmark.

RobCon on October 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Winner

Something is rotten in Denmark.

faraway on October 2, 2009 at 12:26 PM

Andrew Breitbart had film on each IOC member

Jeff from WI on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

Rush just nailed it
////
Elrushbo NAILS everything!

ohiobabe on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

Imagine the jokes if President Bush had been b*tch slapped this way.

IlikedAUH2O on October 2, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Hopefully Bush wouldn’t have taken the bait and put American prestige out there for something so minor.

petunia on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

schadenfreude…

mjbrooks3 on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

UNLEASH THE HUMPBOT!

Realist on October 2, 2009 at 12:08 PM

heh…I think this calls for the melting bunny….

JetBoy on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

For the first time in may adult life, I am pround of the IOC.

MikeA on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

*lol*

mwdiver on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

Nelson award time!

petertheslow on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

I don’t know about y’all, but I clearly heard, “Chicago is out, Boy.”

-Maureen Dowd

Matticus Finch on October 2, 2009 at 12:18 PM

For the first time in may adult life, I am pround of the IOC.

MikeA on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Don’t know which is my favorite. Gold medal efforts both.

Tom_OC on October 2, 2009 at 12:27 PM

So … ACORN doesn’t have a Copenhagen branch???

Onager on October 2, 2009 at 12:28 PM

I guess the boy king isnt universally loved as much as he thought he was.

ObamatheMessiah on October 2, 2009 at 12:28 PM

ObamAyres FAIL! What did he say to p*ss them off this time, baaaaby?

starboardhelm on October 2, 2009 at 12:28 PM

Tokyo has even beaten Chi town….Godzilla destroys Chicago, film at 11…

right2bright on October 2, 2009 at 12:29 PM

Remember this moment my friends, and remember it well. Come 2010, you will feel this exasperation and disbelief when both houses lose most of their democratic seats. Still, the liberals just don’t get it. Look to healthcare tank, cap and trade fizzle, and any future TARP bill coming down the pike crash and burn. When the time comes, even Ralph Nader will poll better than Obama.

lonestr on October 2, 2009 at 12:29 PM

What do you know? It’s Gandhi’s Birthday. Sweet.
A great chance for Dear Leader to learn humility today

nyx on October 2, 2009 at 12:29 PM

So … ACORN doesn’t have a Copenhagen branch???

Onager on October 2, 2009 at 12:28 PM

My favorite European city! Yes the Danes can do it right. Cartoons of Muhammad and now this…

petunia on October 2, 2009 at 12:29 PM

And all the Obambi apologies to the world just went to waste??? I thought Obambi was sorry for everything America has done, and that’s not enough for a stinky Olympics?? And all the sacrifices Michelle has to suffer for flying her private jet to Denmark? Oh the RACISM, the RACISM!!
:(

poxoma on October 2, 2009 at 12:29 PM

Toolsayswhat?

saint kansas on October 2, 2009 at 12:30 PM

OK, I’ve missed a lot…
(forgive me)

Was that a crowd waiting in Chicago to hear the news?

Oh dear God.

Diane on October 2, 2009 at 12:30 PM

Oh man, to be on Oprah’s private jet and listen to that conversation…
Does the Secret Service have a plan on how Obama crawls out of Denmark?

right2bright on October 2, 2009 at 12:31 PM

Obama, Michele and Oprah losing in Copenhagen-
Priceless.

djn on October 2, 2009 at 12:31 PM

Frozen! Now comes the ridicule.

Is that how’s its done President Obama?

R Square on October 2, 2009 at 12:32 PM

The leader of the three word got slapped.

the_nile on October 2, 2009 at 12:32 PM

IOC….RACISTS!!!

right2bright on October 2, 2009 at 12:32 PM

Was that a crowd waiting in Chicago to hear the news?

Oh dear God.

Diane on October 2, 2009 at 12:30 PM

Yeah, wasn’t it great?

Knucklehead on October 2, 2009 at 12:32 PM

Foreigners need not learn the pronunciation of:”da Bears”

Jeff from WI on October 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM

chicago “lost-lost” the olympics – now obama and his family cannot walk a few short blocks from their home to the games.

SHUCKS SHUCKS

Ris4victory on October 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM

Ha Ha Ha.

Coronagold on October 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM

hey hey hey

Barack Hussein Obama, ┌П┐(^_^)┌П┐

mmm mmm mmm

infidel4life on October 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM

The leader of the three word got slapped.

the_nile on October 2, 2009 at 12:32 PM

The guy occupying the chair of what should be the leader of the free world, just got slapped down.
Is that what you meant?

right2bright on October 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM

Some Axelrod.

tree hugging sister on October 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM

So … ACORN doesn’t have a Copenhagen branch???

Onager on October 2, 2009 at 12:28 PM

Out of reach of the msm seiu and acorn.

the_nile on October 2, 2009 at 12:33 PM

Shocked! Shocked!

CNN and NBC et. al. will be just as incredulous when they are broke due to their programming and stars. And the problem includes Affirmative Action products working as shills for the democrats like this stupid, unprofessional talking head.

IlikedAUH2O on October 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM

Everything Obama touches turns to sh1t.

elduende on October 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM

MEMO TO: CNN’s Tony Harris

The sound from the floor is:

“We’re moving on! No recounts! C YAH! Wouln’t wanna B YAH!”

ExpressoBold on October 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM

For the first time in may adult life, I am pround of the IOC.

MikeA on October 2, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Quote.Of.The.Day.

publiuspen on October 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM

na na na na, na na na na..saaaaayyy….good bye

Jeff from WI on October 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM

My leg is getting all tingly.

Here comes a 500+ comedy gold thread!

R Square on October 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM

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