Video: Even Jon Stewart laughing at western threats towards Iran

posted at 6:48 pm on September 29, 2009 by Allahpundit

Alas, the joke’s on us: This same bit could have run more or less unaltered at any point over the last seven years. Skip ahead to halfway through for the Iran stuff, which begins with, I kid you not, more than a minute of semen puns.

Want to hear something funnier than the Daily Show segment? Even now, even now, after the president himself announced the discovery of a secret nuclear site that’s too small to power a reactor but juuust right for making a bomb, U.S. intel’s still willing to given Iran the benefit of the doubt on weaponization. Really:

Behind their show of unity about Iran’s clandestine efforts to manufacture nuclear fuel, however, is a continuing debate among American, European and Israeli spies about a separate component of Iran’s nuclear program: its clandestine efforts to design a nuclear warhead.

The Israelis, who have delivered veiled threats of a military strike, say they believe that Iran has restarted these “weaponization” efforts, which would mark a final step in building a nuclear weapon. The Germans say they believe that the weapons work was never halted. The French have strongly suggested that independent international inspectors have more information about the weapons work than they have made public.

Meanwhile, in closed-door discussions, American spy agencies have stood firm in their conclusion that while Iran may ultimately want a bomb, the country halted work on weapons design in 2003 and probably has not restarted that effort — a judgment first made public in a 2007 National Intelligence Estimate…

In the case of the plant outside Qum, designed for uranium enrichment, some nuclear experts speculate that it is only part of something larger. But a senior American official with access to intelligence about it said he believed the secret plant was itself “the big one,” but cautioned that “it’s a big country.”

This distinction has huge political consequences. If Mr. Obama can convince Israel that the exposure of the Qum plant has dealt a significant setback to the Iranian effort, he may buy some time from the Israelis.

Per that last bit, if there’s one thing Iraq doves and Iran hawks should be able to agree on at this point, it’s this: Tragically, American intelligence simply can’t be trusted anymore not to skew its findings to suit a political agenda. Beyond that, the debate over whether Iran has designed a warhead yet is a debate about nothing, really. As any nuclear expert will tell you, and as I reminded our readers just a few days after the now infamous 2007 NIE was released, building a bomb is the easy part; the hard part is figuring out how to enrich uranium to the point where it’s suitable for a warhead, which of course is what Iran’s been busy doing for most of the last decade. It’s like arguing over whether a nut with a machine gun and a loaded clip in his hands is dangerous yet if the clip hasn’t been inserted into the gun. As for the claim by the unnamed U.S. official that the Qom site is “the big one,” read down to the bottom of the Times piece and look for the response from nuke expert Graham Allison. I made the same point he did over the weekend: Given that Iran’s whole strategy in dispersing its nuclear facilities geographically was to avoid a decapitating strike by Israel a la the Osirak raid on Iraq, why on earth would they build a single secret site and make that the linchpin of their enrichment program? If you believe the official, they’ve basically built an Osirak in the mountain near Qom — precisely the opposite of what they’ve intended all along. How likely is it that they’re that stupid?

Exit question via Ynet: What if the talks in Geneva this week break down, sanctions are imposed, and then Iran retaliates by deciding to pull out of the Nonproliferation Treaty? If they do that, calling the west’s bluff by kicking out UN nuclear inspectors and throwing NATO into a panic that they’re about to go full-bore towards weaponization, what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?


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If Iran does that, calling the west’s bluff by kicking out UN nuclear inspectors and throwing NATO into a panic that they’re about to go full-bore towards weaponization, what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

We’re going to underline their names.

amerpundit on September 29, 2009 at 6:51 PM

“Qumshot”
Too freaking funny.

milwife88 on September 29, 2009 at 6:51 PM

What if the talks in Geneva this week break down, sanctions are imposed, and then Iran retaliates by deciding to pull out of the Nonproliferation Treaty?

Allah, do you forget Russia, North Korea, China, Venezuela and India in that mix?

They all seem to be working together.

upinak on September 29, 2009 at 6:52 PM

As regards your question, the U.S. will do nothing. Israel will launch an attack. Will Lord Ogabi try and hinder Israel? Will America wake up before 2010? Nope.

Nyssan on September 29, 2009 at 6:52 PM

U.S. intel’s still willing to given give Iran the benefit of the doubt on weaponization

FIFY

txag92 on September 29, 2009 at 6:53 PM

Yup, we have finally whipped our intelligence officials into playing it safe. Problem is that if they are wrong, who gets the bomb?

d1carter on September 29, 2009 at 6:54 PM

It’s all just one big Kabuki Dance.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 6:55 PM

“Qumshot”
Too freaking funny.

milwife88 on September 29, 2009 at 6:51 PM

Why is it that we’re the only two people (see headline thread) that thought this was hilarious?

Diane on September 29, 2009 at 6:56 PM

Tragically, American intelligence simply can’t be trusted anymore not to skew its findings to suit a political agenda.

That, combined with the utter destruction of the CIA’s HUMINT capabilities and sinking morale, leaves the United States with a dangerously large blind spot.

BadgerHawk on September 29, 2009 at 6:57 PM

It’s a comedy show.
NEWSFLASH. This is a Comedy Show.

bridgetown on September 29, 2009 at 6:58 PM

what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

Complete capitulation.

Weight of Glory on September 29, 2009 at 6:59 PM

JS keeps moving up notches. Last week ACORN, and now this.

OK, he’s funny.

ted c on September 29, 2009 at 6:59 PM

Obama, Brown and Skarkozy are about as intimidating as three baby penguins, This is a laughable farce.

rplat on September 29, 2009 at 6:59 PM

what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

Jimmy Carter & Bill Clinton.

Scary isn’t it?

portlandon on September 29, 2009 at 7:00 PM

Diane on September 29, 2009 at 6:56 PM

I thought it was funny, too! I also liked the spoojistan..or whatever it was at the end. Funny stuff.

And now I guess I must duck to avoid the firing of right wingers freaking out over a COMEDY SHOW.

bridgetown on September 29, 2009 at 7:00 PM

Does this make Stewart a Neocon Warmonger? I mean, he was issuing threats and all…

marc@hubsandspokes on September 29, 2009 at 7:00 PM

what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

Peacocks!
Sink me!
Think ye, sir,
How those feathered boys love to flaunt their tails!

PercyB on September 29, 2009 at 7:00 PM

So funny I forgot to laugh!

Those who voted for “Turmenbama” have lots of distruction and chaos to answer for!

Gob on September 29, 2009 at 7:00 PM

Exit question via Ynet: What if the talks in Geneva this week break down, sanctions are imposed, and then Iran retaliates by deciding to pull out of the Nonproliferation Treaty? If Iran does that, calling the west’s bluff by kicking out UN nuclear inspectors and throwing NATO into a panic that they’re about to go full-bore towards weaponization, what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

None of that matters even one iota because Israel has been tasked with taking out Iran’s nuke industry, after which the West and the US, under the Traitor-in-Chief, will join in the greatest effort to exterminate 6 million Jews since Hitler. Everyone will be very happy and enthusiastic about these developments, and the anticipated end of Israel, except for American conservatives and some conservative Europeans.

It’s comical to even propose that the West, or the US under this moron, intends to stop Iran from doing anything. I mean, come on.

progressoverpeace on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

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canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

The only realistic way to prevent Iran from getting nukes (apart from massive, widespread air strikes) is to throw full support behind the Green Revolution. At the very least it would keep the regime distracted and buy a little more time. If successful it would be a game changer.

It’s a fairly obvious move that Team Obama has probably never even considered.

BadgerHawk on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Does anybody have a link for viewing this in Canada?

keep the change on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

building a bomb is the easy part; the hard part is figuring out how to enrich uranium to the point where it’s suitable for a warhead, which of course is what Iran’s been busy doing for most of the last decade.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t RUSSIA know exactly how to build the freakin’ bomb? And isn’t Russia helping Iran?
The deal is done. They’ve got what they need as far as I can see.

bridgetown on September 29, 2009 at 7:03 PM

It’s all just one big Kabuki Dance.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 6:55 PM

And a dance done by spastics, at that.

progressoverpeace on September 29, 2009 at 7:03 PM

He returns to the Palin well every chance he gets and as Huffington Post loves to showcase everyday, it’s Conservatives as Neanderthals. Yet I’m to think he’s important, somehow.

Marcus on September 29, 2009 at 7:03 PM

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

ROFLMAO! Though, sadly very true.

progressoverpeace on September 29, 2009 at 7:05 PM

Speaking of Space War,

http://www.spacewar.com/

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:08 PM

What if the talks in Geneva this week break down, sanctions are imposed, and then Iran retaliates by deciding to pull out of the Nonproliferation Treaty? If Iran does that, calling the west’s bluff by kicking out UN nuclear inspectors and throwing NATO into a panic that they’re about to go full-bore towards weaponization, what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

Whatever the response I doubt it will involve the U.S. Military in any way. Nor will it harm any U.S. corporate interests trading with Iran(G.E.).

billy on September 29, 2009 at 7:08 PM

Why is it that we’re the only two people (see headline thread) that thought this was hilarious?

Diane on September 29, 2009 at 6:56 PM

I thought it was hilarious!

mimi1220 on September 29, 2009 at 7:09 PM

Does anybody have a link for viewing this in Canada?

keep the change on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

.
HA! Nice try Axleturf! They don’t have computers in Canada!

ronsfi on September 29, 2009 at 7:10 PM

what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

regime change

tommylotto on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

O/T butt maybe not.

Saudi Suicide Bomber Hid IED in His Anal Cavity

“Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.”

Its on Drudge. Comedy Gold. Bwaaah /you’re sick Geo, sick.

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM
ROFLMAO! Though, sadly very true.

progressoverpeace on September 29, 2009 at 7:05 PM

progressoverpeace: Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad world!!:)

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

If they do that, calling the west’s bluff by kicking out UN nuclear inspectors and throwing NATO into a panic that they’re about to go full-bore towards weaponization, what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

Obama will then do what he always does in a difficult situation…vote present.

AUINSC on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

what happens? Bluff followed by make believe concessions from Iran but at least a fig leaf so Obama can pretend he did something.

rob verdi on September 29, 2009 at 7:12 PM

Does anybody have a link for viewing this in Canada?

keep the change on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Keep the Change: I got screwed good too!

Commies won’t allow me
either to view it!!:)

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:13 PM

…. what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

I don’t know about Europe…

… but I bet you a buck Obama would make a speech pushing Government run Health Care.

Seven Percent Solution on September 29, 2009 at 7:14 PM

I wonder if Jon Steward thinks it would be funny if we shot Israeli jets out of the sky.

fourdeucer on September 29, 2009 at 7:15 PM

When the idiots are laughing at the Idiot in Chief, you know the won has officially jumped the shark.

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:16 PM

HA! Nice try Axleturf! They don’t have computers in Canada!

ronsfi on September 29, 2009 at 7:10 PM

ronsfi: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,we have carefully laid internet
cables across Lake Superior,but we only have access
problems during ice-fishing season,go figure,eh!!:)
Haha.

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:16 PM

Does anybody have a link for viewing this in Canada?

I think the DVDs come with Canadian subtitles

The Notorious G.O.P on September 29, 2009 at 7:17 PM


Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Talk about getting your aseri handed to you…..

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:17 PM

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Talk about getting your aseri handed to you…..

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:17 PM

Sorry, Geo. Dang strike thingy.

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:18 PM

OK, he’s funny.

ted c on September 29, 2009 at 6:59 PM

yeah, he is. although i am sure that most everyone here would agree that he’s not the most intellectually honest guy, he is very funny at times. i think it’s all in the delivery…

still, it is a very sad commentary on our nation that so many people think “the daily show” is a legitimate news source.

i told my younger brother point-blank last year during the election that i refuse to talk politics with him until he is willing to exercise his brain more and READ news.

i am still waiting…

homesickamerican on September 29, 2009 at 7:18 PM

When the idiots are laughing at the Idiot in Chief, you know the won has officially jumped the shark.

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:16 PM

HornetSting: I still say,there’s gonna be a Liberal
insurrection in their party!!

Betrayal,er not accomplishing one thing
that the ObamaVoterbots hoped for can be
an ugly thing!!:)

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:20 PM

…a line in the sand
…another line in the sand
…another line in the sand
…okay this is my last line in the sand
…I really mean it this time
…I really really mean it…

Mojave Mark on September 29, 2009 at 7:22 PM

Does the MAD concept (mutualy assured destruction) work with apolclyptic 12th mahdi muslims?

If the answer is no, then a pre-emptive strike against Iran becomes the only option.

DrW on September 29, 2009 at 7:24 PM

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:20 PM

I will need more popcorn….I believe too many, the media, the libs, are too invested in this train wreck….we will just watch the fall of the dimocratic party.

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:26 PM

Talk about getting your aseri handed to you…..

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:17 PM

LOL. Stink Bombs for Allah. Bend over and face Mecca, we need to insert something. We promise it won’t hurt, you won’t feel a thing. Bwaaah

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:26 PM

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:16 PM

..tehee…ill keep it on the downlow…but where do you find the americans to operate them?

ronsfi on September 29, 2009 at 7:28 PM

Qum, very funny, I get it already.

Tom Clancy fans will recognize that as the home town of Ayatollah Mahmoud Haji Daryei, the city that President Fowler wanted to waste at the end of The Sum of All Fears when Jack Ryan failed to confirm the launch order.

..oh, I don’t know. Too much time on my hands, I guess.

VoyskaPVO on September 29, 2009 at 7:29 PM

…a line in the sand
…another line in the sand
…another line in the sand
…okay this is my last line in the sand
…I really mean it this time
…I really really mean it…

Mojave Mark on September 29, 2009 at 7:22 PM

Mojave Mark:

Meanwhile,back at Team Jihady cave,er under da mountain,

Abbyabdabby,oh praised you know who,I cannot believe this,
out great leader,DinnerJacketNutCase has promised and deli
vered almost three years of glorious stall tactics,I tell
you,most blessed are we,and now the Great Betrayer,through
an almost most serrendipity mircle talks like De Javu,aka
Neville Chamberlain,I cannot believe this,you know Achemed
… …. Snark!!

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:31 PM

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:16 PM
..tehee…ill keep it on the downlow…but where do you find the americans to operate them?

ronsfi on September 29, 2009 at 7:28 PM

ronsfi: Umm,its a classified, ya thats the ticket!!:)

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:32 PM

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:17 PM
LOL. Stink Bombs for Allah. Bend over and face Mecca, we need to insert something. We promise it won’t hurt, you won’t feel a thing. Bwaaah

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:26 PM

His camel probably doesn’t miss him.

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:33 PM

If they do that, calling the west’s bluff by kicking out UN nuclear inspectors and throwing NATO into a panic that they’re about to go full-bore towards weaponization, what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

Some confusion concerning this question.

Do you mean what should they do, or what will they do?

The answers to these questions are diametrically opposed.

Should: Band together and present a united front against the ambitions of Iran by sanctions, blockade, and surgical strikes if necessary.

Will: Stand up at the UN Security Council and yell (diplomatically, of course) “Don’t make us count to 3″

My money is on Will.

BobMbx on September 29, 2009 at 7:34 PM

Impossible, because according to Hotair, Jon Stewart never ever ever ever ever sh*ts on Obama.

Dave Rywall on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

Saudi Suicide Bomber Hid IED in His Anal Cavity…

“Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.”

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Airline travel is really going to start losing its appeal for many … except in San Fran, maybe.

progressoverpeace on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

Marginally funny.

SouthernGent on September 29, 2009 at 7:36 PM

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:20 PM
I will need more popcorn….I believe too many, the media, the libs, are too invested in this train wreck….we will just watch the fall of the dimocratic party.

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:26 PM

HornetSting:Bank on it! The Lib Party was in disarray,before
their primaries,Team Obama was going his way,so
there is a lot of bitter Leftys!

When Team Obama fails,by their own doing,fingers
will be pointed,and after the Libs are sooooo
close,and a lot were waiting for this,there will
be hell to pay!!:)

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:38 PM

Impossible, because according to Hotair, Jon Stewart never ever ever ever ever sh*ts on Obama.

Dave Rywall on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

Stewart didn’t sh*t on Obama, he just pulled Obama’s diaper down a bit.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 7:39 PM

Airline travel is really going to start losing its appeal for many … except in San Fran, maybe.

progressoverpeace on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

ROTFLMAO!!

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:39 PM

O. K. it’s now time to get really serious, Iran you are now on notice that you are on double-secret probation. What a joke this Pres is. he is in so over his head, no experience, everyone taking advantage of him and we suffer.

rjoco1 on September 29, 2009 at 7:39 PM

His camel probably doesn’t miss him.

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:33 PM

Was it a one humper or two humper?

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:42 PM

When did Jon Stewart’s opinion become some kind of measuring stick?

Or should I have said schtick?

hillbillyjim on September 29, 2009 at 7:45 PM

O/T butt maybe not.

Saudi Suicide Bomber Hid IED in His Anal Cavity…

“Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.”

Its on Drudge. Comedy Gold. Bwaaah /you’re sick Geo, sick.

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Obviously, he died from the sudden, catastrophic perforation of the colon as a result of spontaneous relief of constipation, but mostly from the detonation of a bomb up his butt.

ICBM on September 29, 2009 at 7:52 PM

Impossible, because according to Hotair, Jon Stewart never ever ever ever ever sh*ts on Obama.

Dave Rywall on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

Gee … Stewart made some jokes about “on notice” … that’s really sh#tting on The Precedent. What is wrong with you Dave? Seriously.

We’ve got a moron in the White House treating Iran as if they were Delta Tau Kai and you think a couple of mild remarks constitute sh#tting on the Traitor-in-Chief. Please. A real comic would have gone to town on the Indonesian moron, not just made a few mild jokes about “on notice”. A decent comic would have, at least, mentioned “double secret probation”, at the very least. But, then, Stewart was never funny and you people (his audience) are too stupid for real humor, anyway. You people are too stupid for pretty much everything.

progressoverpeace on September 29, 2009 at 7:53 PM

O/T butt maybe not.

Saudi Suicide Bomber Hid IED in His Anal Cavity…

“Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.”

Its on Drudge. Comedy Gold. Bwaaah /you’re sick Geo, sick.

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Can’t accuse him of being anal retentive.

BobMbx on September 29, 2009 at 7:56 PM

Obama is putting Iran on notice?
Good lord, what a tool.
I wish that I could see inside his brain when he has his “Oh sh!t” epiphany.
See, presidents all have enormous egos. Which, of course, isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Just like most other humans, they want to be recognized as having done a good job-legacy and all that.
Now, at some point, the well known anti-Semite Jimmy Carter had an Oh Sh!t moment when he realized that he was not only universally perceived as the worst president ever, but was in fact the worst president ever.
“Oh sh!t”, I’m certain Jimmy thought to himself as he lay in bed, “I was the WORST PRESIDENT EVER”.
That was when he started on the steep part of his downhill slope to insanity.
Obama will, in the very near future, realize that, instead of being the clever stealth leftist who is going to reshape the country in his image and punish it for all his perceived transgressions, realize instead that he has been a dupe and used as a leftist tool for most of his life.
He will realize that, instead of being known forever as his fantasy version of a successful and non-dead Il Duce, that he will forever be known as a modern day Nero, and, in fact, the absolute worst president of all time.
I hope that Michelle and he realize it at the same moment, sort of like the closing scene of The Graduate, when Dustin Hoffman and Katherine Ross surely thought to themselves, “Oh Sh!t.”

justltl on September 29, 2009 at 7:56 PM

Impossible, because according to Hotair, Jon Stewart never ever ever ever ever sh*ts on Obama.

Dave Rywall on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

For someone who’s always bitching about strawmen, you sure do like constructing them.

hillbillyjim on September 29, 2009 at 8:01 PM

Does anybody have a link for viewing this in Canada?

keep the change on September 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Keep the Change: I got screwed good too!

Commies won’t allow me
either to view it!!:)

canopfor on September 29, 2009 at 7:

Friggin’ WebCommies ! Is it available at http://www.comedynetwork.ca ?? I really hate this ! What good is a world wide web if it is affected by border-divided content laws ?? :-P

cableguy615 on September 29, 2009 at 8:02 PM

Impossible, because according to Hotair, Jon Stewart never ever ever ever ever sh*ts on Obama.

Dave Rywall on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

For someone who is always whining about strawmen, you sure do like constructing them.

hillbillyjim on September 29, 2009 at 8:07 PM

I’m thinking we need someone that…..wellllll…..might be going rogue to take care of the little Piss Puppy Adminijickled or whatever his name is (the little Goat man).

When Miss Naughty Monkey high heels stands up before the U.S. and says “America is back, she’s proud, and she’s ready to stand firm for freedom and all that hold those ideals close to their hearts“. The dictators in that UN hall won’t be applauding but when your enemies don’t praise you……THAT is what you want.

Feeling a little Rogue……and looking for 1-20-13 to send the Thugs back to CHI-TOWN.

PappyD61 on September 29, 2009 at 8:35 PM

What’s with these Jon Stewart posts? He’s a Libtard extraordinaire, obnoxious and irrelevant to any political or social debate…oh, and he’s not funny.

Dr. ZhivBlago on September 29, 2009 at 8:49 PM

They will have nuke soon. Wasn’t it Biden that told Israel to prepare for a nuclear Iran? Next ot the charts are Venezuela and Brazil. Mmmmm mmmmm mmmm.

CC

CapedConservative on September 29, 2009 at 8:49 PM

As the Beach boys once said….
Bomb,Bomb,Bomb..Bomb,Bomb Iran…

faol on September 29, 2009 at 9:03 PM

Obama losing Jon Stewart is like LBJ losing Walter Cronkite…

More pudding, please…

Khun Joe on September 29, 2009 at 9:11 PM

VoyskaPVO on September 29, 2009 at 7:29 PM

Way, way too erudite! LOL

Just think “radioactive Qum” and snicker or, like I did, guffaw like a seventh-grader.

ExpressoBold on September 29, 2009 at 9:22 PM

What if the talks in Geneva this week break down, sanctions are imposed, and then Iran retaliates by deciding to pull out of the Nonproliferation Treaty?

Allah, do you forget Russia, North Korea, China, Venezuela and India in that mix?

They all seem to be working together.
upinak on September 29, 2009 at 6:52 PM

Ummm.. upinak, sorry but i have to point a few things out for you.

A. India IS NOT A SIGNATORY to the NPT – it would be maniacal not to mention suicidal to have the largest nuclear armed communist country in the world as your fricking “neighbor”.. yes that would be China

B.It would be beyond suicidal if you dont have nuclear weapons when your “other neighbor” is an Islamic country that is full of crazed and blood thirsty jihadists.. yes that would be Pakistan.

C. India does have normal relations with Iran -but that does not mean we are “working together” – and the only people in India who like to Venezuela, China and NoKo as “friends” are commies – just like the treacherous ones in your country.

India’s relationship with Israel has grown stronger in the last 15 years – you obviously dont seem to know much about it.

India has already helped launch an Israeli spy satellite
last year

Another link here about the same launch – you have to remember that the Indian PM did this while having rabdly anti semitic communists as allies in his ruling coalition. Who are DEAD SET against good relations with both the US and Israel.

D.What ever we may or we may not be, we sure as hell share very little with the likes of Russia, China, Venezuela, NoKO..

Peace.

nagee76 on September 29, 2009 at 9:24 PM

The Obama administration is in deep shit.Its been well known that ever since he came into Office, he has been trying to appease muslim countries in the middle east. He really fucked up now because he is wondering what he is going to do about Iran without pissing off the other muslim countries. I mean, did you guys see the video where he bowed to who was that? A Suadi Prince or the King himself? What is really bad for him are the Israelis. The facts are the Israelis are going to bomb the nuclear facility in Iran and no one can stop them. You think Obama is going to tell them to stop? The Israelis don’t trust him and they don’t really care what the U.S. will say if they do bomb Iran.

coconutboy on September 29, 2009 at 9:27 PM

It’s all just one big Kabuki Bukakke Dance.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 6:55 PM

FIFY

Mr_Magoo on September 29, 2009 at 9:29 PM

TOP 10 THINGS TO SAY TO ADMINIJIHADIDAD AFTER HE DETONATES THEIR FIRST NUKE?

10. “Alas, my love twas never to be.” followed by “Fire one”.

9. “Most beneficiant Ayatollah you have a call from the Prime Minister of Israel, could you take it over here by the window sir” followed by a warm feeling all over his body.

8. “Mr.Dear President Adminidijadaid what a beautiful sunset that is” followed by ‘Oh my it seems to be getting larger’.

Other suggestions? :-)

PappyD61 on September 29, 2009 at 10:10 PM

justltl on September 29, 2009 at 7:56 PM

And when this moment arrives and the narcissistic Pinnochio, the boy with abandonment issues and a huge ego, when the unapologetic liar realizes he has let his puppet masters down he will become truely dangerous and the CIA had better have a plan and someone besides Pinnochio had better have their finger on the nuclear trigger, otherwise this could end badly, if it isn’t already destined to.

dhunter on September 29, 2009 at 10:46 PM

I think there is an outside chance that Stewart will soon see that Obama is a complete tool. It will be fun to see how he deals with it on his show.

MCGIRV on September 29, 2009 at 11:30 PM

Jon Stewart is one of the un-funniest “comedians” around.

Qumshot, sploogistan?

Funny.

If you’re a 5th-grader…

thebronze on September 29, 2009 at 11:56 PM

If Iran does that, calling the west’s bluff by kicking out UN nuclear inspectors and throwing NATO into a panic that they’re about to go full-bore towards weaponization, what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

See Hussein, Saddam. And Iraq, war of.

But we got Barry ’0′, so it’ll be more like ‘See Mouse, Mickey.’

TinMan13 on September 30, 2009 at 12:39 AM

what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

From this administration? Tuck tail and run. Then make a threatening speech. Media blitz. Cower. Talk about talking. Cower some more. And finally… design and execute new pitch for the 2024 Olympics.

Griz on September 30, 2009 at 2:49 AM

Valeria Jarett, Obama’s senior adviser, was born in Iran.

She and Mitchell keep the hawks in check.

Spathi on September 30, 2009 at 3:06 AM

Hey, it worked for Saddam Hussein. And we got tripped up by the UN and the democrats every step of the way then when we tried to eliminate that problem. And now look where we are.

mozalf on September 30, 2009 at 7:54 AM

what’s the next move from Europe and the U.S. then?

Onama takes his ball and goes….

to Copenhagen.

csdeven on September 30, 2009 at 7:58 AM

Dave Rywall on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

Trolldom is a world inhabited by immature persons who are ostracized in Jr High and have now found a way, through the intertnet, to act like a tough guy without any risk. And Davey, you are the sovereign of that kingdom.

Honestly Davey, every time you show up here I see you as a 200 lb. bespectacled pimple faced adolescent banging away at your computer surrounded by your Star Wars figurines while your mommy yells down to you that it’s time to take your daily high colonic.

You really need to get a life outside of trying to exorcise your feelings of inadequacy on others.

csdeven on September 30, 2009 at 8:09 AM

Dave Rywall on September 29, 2009 at 7:35 PM

Trolldom is a world inhabited by immature persons who are ostracized in Jr High and have now found a way, through the intertnet, to act like a tough guy without any risk. And Davey, you are the sovereign of that kingdom.

Honestly Davey, every time you show up here I see you as a 200 lb. bespectacled pimple faced adolescent banging away at your computer surrounded by your Star Wars figurines while your mommy yells down to you that it’s time to take your daily high colonic.

You really need to get a life outside of trying to exorcise your feelings of inadequacy on others.

csdeven on September 30, 2009 at 8:09 AM

He needs a woman, he needs a date, maybe for prom?

Jeff from WI on September 30, 2009 at 8:19 AM

I think there is an outside chance that Stewart will soon see that Obama is a complete tool. It will be fun to see how he deals with it on his show.

MCGIRV on September 29, 2009 at 11:30 PM

Yes. By his own example, won’t he have to go off on a rant about himself and ridicule his own life’s work, like he did to Jim Kramer?

RD on September 30, 2009 at 9:13 AM

I have read that Iran has 7 enrichment sites.

MSimon on September 30, 2009 at 10:22 AM

His camel probably doesn’t miss him.

HornetSting on September 29, 2009 at 7:33 PM

Was it a one humper or two humper?

Geochelone on September 29, 2009 at 7:42 PM

“Well that all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on….”

runawayyyy on September 30, 2009 at 2:42 PM