Recession hits recession-proof industry
posted at 1:36 pm on September 29, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
The economy is worse than we thought. Yes, we know mass layoffs have jumped upward, unemployment continues to rise, durable-goods orders fell significantly, and housing resales have slumped again, but now we have an even more shocking indicator of economic trouble. Sales of Barack Obama-related merchandise have fallen through the floor, leaving distributors anxious about their future:
They cashed out retirement funds to build their business during the 2008 presidential campaign. Now they have 3,000 jack-in-the-boxes with smiling Barack Obama puppets inside — all sitting in a California warehouse, waiting to be sprung open for $29.95 apiece.
For Barack-in-the-Box creator Heather Courtney and her husband, David Manzo, the Obamamania that drove sales so fast they could barely keep up during the inauguration is over now. Sales have slowed to a “sporadic drizzle,” the 36-year-old artist said, in part because the president’s just not as popular.
On the other hand, perhaps they just missed the curve:
That’s been the biggest shift in Obama merchandising — the rise of anti-Obama sales in recent months.
Online retailer CafePress.com, where users can make and sell their own shirt designs, saw anti-Obama sales boom since June.
I’d call this a political indicator rather than an economic indicator, although the economy has plenty to do with it. Perhaps America has gotten over the Obama fad and started recognizing that we elected a President who is in way over his head and floundering badly.
Besides, we have a better indicator of economic pessimism today:
Americans’ worries about job security flared up in September, causing a widely watched barometer of consumer confidence to dip unexpectedly and raising more concern about the upcoming holiday shopping season and the overall economic recovery.
The New York-based Conference Board, a private research group, said that its Consumer Confidence Index dipped to 53.1 in September, down from the revised 54.5 reading in August. Economists surveyed by Thomson Reuters had expected a reading of 57.
The index had enjoyed a three-month climb fueled by signs that the economy might be stabilizing. That followed a historic low in February of 25.3 and a bumpy road after June as rising unemployment has caught up with shoppers.
Small wonder people have begun to forsake their Obama souvenir shopping …










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I’ll take one.
Just for the pure pleasure it would bring me during target practice.
Badger40 on September 29, 2009 at 1:38 PM
Oh no! What’ll this mean for the NBC gift shop?
Doughboy on September 29, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Get outta my head! LOL
upinak on September 29, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Oh no, what will they do with all those chia-Obama’s??
Paradox Drive on September 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM
The emperor has no
clothesTOYS.portlandon on September 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM
I rarely see the O bumperstickers anymore, and I’m in L.A.
OT: Tweeze the nosehairs? Is anyone seeing this?
John the Libertarian on September 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM
Turn them upside-down and market them as punching bags.
For unsold Obama dolls, place three pins in them and sell them as VooDoo dolls.
WashJeff on September 29, 2009 at 1:41 PM
Paint the Joker face on them and sell them as anti-Obama merchandise.
Daggett on September 29, 2009 at 1:41 PM
Lagging indicator foh shizzle.
SouthernGent on September 29, 2009 at 1:42 PM
I still sell them on occasion. Not nearly as much as before, but they still move.
lorien1973 on September 29, 2009 at 1:42 PM
Those cars have been sold in the cash 4 clunkers program.
WashJeff on September 29, 2009 at 1:42 PM
Barry, Barry quite contrary,
how does your recession grow?
With useless bailouts, and deficit spending,
and loss after loss in a row.
Loxodonta on September 29, 2009 at 1:42 PM
Why do they let people chose what they want to buy…
the_nile on September 29, 2009 at 1:42 PM
I have a hint: paint joker faces over all of them and watch them sell like hotcakes.
I, for one, would love a joker-obama jack in the box. I’d give one to every liberal I know this Christmas.
WWS on September 29, 2009 at 1:42 PM
I’ll bet a Barack Obama punching bag would bring back boxing training in a big way!
michaelo on September 29, 2009 at 1:43 PM
Barry merchandise = Pet Rock.
Vashta.Nerada on September 29, 2009 at 1:43 PM
The same thing happened with anti-Bush merchandise.
Tzetzes on September 29, 2009 at 1:43 PM
If the stupids would simply repackage the Obama jack-in-the-boxes in Mao suits and cap with a hammer and sickle flag and fangs, they would sell them out in a jiffy.
And I know just the Obama fan to ship one.
Sapwolf on September 29, 2009 at 1:44 PM
And here I thought when I clicked on the link that it was going to be an article about either the military…
Or the pornography industry.
Spc Steve on September 29, 2009 at 1:44 PM
Retailers had to order in August to stock shelves for Christmas. Given that more than 12% of the world’s cargo fleet is currently anchored off Singapore, I’d say Christmas is a bust.
Vashta.Nerada on September 29, 2009 at 1:45 PM
Do I smell Bailout!?
rbj on September 29, 2009 at 1:46 PM
What turned me off was the “teleprompter not included” notice in small print.
I was hoping for something that worked out of the box.
Shy Guy on September 29, 2009 at 1:46 PM
I heard those Obama jack-in-the-boxes lunged out, grabbed your wallet, and cowered back into the box. The box was painted to look like the US Treasury Building.
WashJeff on September 29, 2009 at 1:47 PM
No one’s buyin’ the real one anymore, either.
LibTired on September 29, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Fear not. Mandates from Congress are on the way to remedy this gross injustice.
FlameWarrior on September 29, 2009 at 1:47 PM
I wonder how much 3,000 mini Hitler ‘staches would cost…?
the_souse on September 29, 2009 at 1:48 PM
We didn’t have many in my part of the country but now there appears to be none. All you see is the remnants of glue where the sticker once was.
rplat on September 29, 2009 at 1:48 PM
Marketing genius.
yogi41 on September 29, 2009 at 1:49 PM
Cuda book sales will rescue the retail economic numbers.
Sapwolf on September 29, 2009 at 1:49 PM
In other news, Sarah Palin’s book, Going Rogue, is due to be released on Nov 17. Even critics begrudgingly admit that sales will likely surpass those of Obama-related merchanidise.
ted c on September 29, 2009 at 1:49 PM
Working on it now.
FlameWarrior on September 29, 2009 at 1:49 PM
Change it to a jackass puppet in the box and I’ll buy one.
After all, Soros has his own little jackass puppet in the Oval Office, why shouldn’t I at least get a replica?
NoDonkey on September 29, 2009 at 1:50 PM
I noticed the same in Boston
ted c on September 29, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Awesome. :)
JoeinTX on September 29, 2009 at 1:50 PM
I rarely see the O bumperstickers anymore, and I’m in L.A.
John the Libertarian on September 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM
Maybe the C4C program didn’t give the “O” sticker transfer option???
I wondered why that program was so…. racist.
ted c on September 29, 2009 at 1:51 PM
Meanwhile, as Obama twiddles his thumbs, he thinks to himself…..but it can’t be. It just can’t. If I’m in over my head, that would mean……Bush is smarter than I am, and was far more qualified to lead, than I could ever hope to be! Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
capejasmine on September 29, 2009 at 1:51 PM
still dig my zombie Obama shirt that says “Brains”
Doctor Zhivago on September 29, 2009 at 1:51 PM
I rarely see the O bumperstickers anymore, and I’m in L.A.
John the Libertarian on September 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM
Favorite bumper sticker I saw while on vacation read
” Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for PALIN”
humdinger on September 29, 2009 at 1:52 PM
Fear not. MSM will supress word of this if it comes to pass. No one need know. Libs to the rescue again.
FlameWarrior on September 29, 2009 at 1:52 PM
I’ve been wanting to buy a “one term” bumper sticker but I’m afraid my car will be vandalized.
txag92 on September 29, 2009 at 1:53 PM
Someone already did it….
upinak on September 29, 2009 at 1:53 PM
Who’d have thought that bobblehead dolls that vote “present” instead of moving their head would be so unpopular?
LibTired on September 29, 2009 at 1:53 PM
Working on it, but now struggling to keep pace with changing consumer preferences.
FlameWarrior on September 29, 2009 at 1:54 PM
LOLOL
Jeff from WI on September 29, 2009 at 1:54 PM
How much does a black sharpie pen cost?
Laura in Maryland on September 29, 2009 at 1:54 PM
Does this mean its time to peel the ostika from my bumper?
Cicero43 on September 29, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Here
Is what Obama will become.
The interesting part of the story is that Agnew had to resign because he didn’t pay some taxes, $10,000…and here we have the liberal leadership with a common thread, many tax dodgers…
right2bright on September 29, 2009 at 1:55 PM
FIFY
VoyskaPVO on September 29, 2009 at 1:56 PM
Paint a Joker face or a Hitler mustache on the head and watch sales zoom again
Jeff from WI on September 29, 2009 at 1:56 PM
Just paint joker faces on those Barack in the boxes and it’s gold baby!!
(I doubt these Obamabots sensibilities would allow them to do that however.)
tlclark on September 29, 2009 at 1:56 PM
Repackage them and sell as voodoo dolls with some pins.
(oops, is that racist? I hope not)
Or, they could be sold with marionette strings and with a Soros doll pulling them.
Or maybe put together with a Palin doll that fires facebook pages at him.
Or with a Michelle doll that hits him over the head with a frying pan.
Good thing there are still lots of creative entrepreneurial minds out here that are willing to help out.
turfmann on September 29, 2009 at 1:56 PM
It will be, but at least you’ll be ready and able to participate in Cash4Clunkers2.
FlameWarrior on September 29, 2009 at 1:56 PM
But time for the Chi-Town Olympics with the Obama “O” for the Olympic rings…
right2bright on September 29, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Jeff!
You scooped me by seconds!! Dang, the free market is a harsh mistress.
tlclark on September 29, 2009 at 1:57 PM
3,000 Barack-in-the-Box is good. Maybe they could make a horror movie and use these as props.
Sanmon on September 29, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Keep looking up, others already beat you.
upinak on September 29, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Her book is already #6 on the Barnes and Noble bestseller list. :)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/bestsellers/top100.asp
yogi41 on September 29, 2009 at 1:58 PM
NICE! And only one day out of the gate.
upinak on September 29, 2009 at 1:58 PM
Get the ShamWow guy to take a stab at marketing that crap. If nothing else it would be hilarious.
PatriotRider on September 29, 2009 at 1:58 PM
..get a bunch of small “Moron on Board” bumper stickers and paste them over any remnants of the Obama/Biden stickers you can find.
VoyskaPVO on September 29, 2009 at 1:59 PM
You didn’t see this coming?
Nice planning, pal.
mankai on September 29, 2009 at 1:59 PM
Just slap a couple Teleprompters on those “Barack-in-the-boxes” and have it say “You lie!” as he pops up and you got a top seller. That is if you are allowed to lease a store where you can sell them.
OxyCon on September 29, 2009 at 1:59 PM
And watch me suffer severe whiplash from trying to constantly retool my production facilities every time a commenter comes up with a great new idea like this one.
FlameWarrior on September 29, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Cuda’s already ahead of Ol’ Chappaquiddick Teddy.
Justice.
ted c on September 29, 2009 at 2:01 PM
Or your car may be impounded by the White House information office as “fishy”;)
Laura in Maryland on September 29, 2009 at 2:02 PM
Can I get a Barack Obama Thermostat Cover?
It’s got three settings
“Like Kenya Hot”
“Like Hawaii Hot”
“Jussst Riiighhht”
ted c on September 29, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Hey, someone tell Michelle about those poor folks with the barack in a box. She’ll be needing more gifts for foreign dignitaries and their children over the next 3 years.
And as far as the bumper stickers, they are still all over the place in Milwaukee and Shorewood, WI. Heck, I still see Kerry/Edwards stickers and there’s one car that has a Clinton/Gore sticker on it. But I think he’s trying to be a hipster lib or sumthin.
Spectreman on September 29, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Rebrand them as Olympic medals if the games go the Chicago.
ICBM on September 29, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Does this mean ObamaCharms (the new zero carbon breakfast cereal) will be shelved by General Mills?
Hening on September 29, 2009 at 2:03 PM
I saw a Obama/Biden sticker just the other day, I think it was factory installed because it was on the back of a Prius. Don’t they come from Japan with those? Volvo’s and Saab’s do too. The 2004′s came with Kedwards stickers.
Sparky on September 29, 2009 at 2:04 PM
People who own, much less buy, Obama merchandise scare the hell out of me and should be kept away from sharp objects.
orlandocajun on September 29, 2009 at 2:06 PM
This doesn’t bode well for sales of the Chia Obama.
JammieWearingFool on September 29, 2009 at 2:06 PM
Manzo probably needs to look up the phone number of the Burlington Township, N.J., school district. I’m sure he can swing a deal with them to spend some tax dollars on 3,000 Barack-in-the-Box toys for the district’s children.
jon1979 on September 29, 2009 at 2:06 PM
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
No really, BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
What effing idiots.
angryed on September 29, 2009 at 2:07 PM
There’s got to be a youtube video in this somewhere….
Top 10 Crazy things you can do with your left over Barack Obama Merchandise…
Put it by the curb to keep the dogs from peeing on the mailbox….
Turn it into an arugala planter….
Send it on a vacation (Launch it from a potato gun)….
Watch it try “diplomacy” with our enemies (fill it with raw meat and watch a rottweiler destroy it)….
See how much of a “poll bounce” you can get out of it (drop it off a building)…
just thoughts.
ted c on September 29, 2009 at 2:07 PM
Smart business people would change the face to the Batman face and sell it, sales would pick up.
WoosterOh on September 29, 2009 at 2:10 PM
I said Batman, of course I meant JOKER
WoosterOh on September 29, 2009 at 2:11 PM
Zing!
scalleywag on September 29, 2009 at 2:14 PM
Then I guess this won’t go over so well: “U.S. to Factor “Obama’s Sweetness” Into GDP Calculations” http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/09/us-to-factor-obamas-sweetness-into-gdp.html
Mervis Winter on September 29, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Yeah, the Dark Knight would be racists. With the Joker your safe…right?
WashJeff on September 29, 2009 at 2:16 PM
hahahahaahah
scalleywag on September 29, 2009 at 2:16 PM
If your not buying oboobi in the box then you must be a racist.
SHARPTOOTH on September 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Actually, Agnew resigned because he took bribes — a hobby long embraced by Maryland politicians. Odd note — when Agnew ran for Governor his Old Time-y Southern Style Democratic opponent was so racist that there was actually a “Democrats for Agnew” organization.
Back on topic:
Even as a liberal, I am unsure what would move someone to cash in their retirement fund to go into the Obama-in-the-Box industry. I mean, what’s the window of opportunity for selling something that kitschey? Six months, at best?
Bleeds Blue on September 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM
LMFAO! Now I will have to say this one time. I actually agree with you on this.
Some do see the light!
upinak on September 29, 2009 at 2:20 PM
At best. It was a dumb business move. I don’t wanna see any business fail, but this one was stupid.
lorien1973 on September 29, 2009 at 2:20 PM
Bleeds Blue on September 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Even as a liberal
you a liberal…whoda thunked it.
SHARPTOOTH on September 29, 2009 at 2:21 PM
Put pot seeds in the Obama Chia head box?
KZnextzone on September 29, 2009 at 2:21 PM
I think the face on the Jack in the Box looks more like Dukakis than Obama. Maybe he got a deal on old merchandise and just touched it up. Might have saved the poor shmoe some money.
Just looking for a silver lining.
rihar on September 29, 2009 at 2:22 PM
MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 1:46 PM
Obama cereal? Slick on the outside. Empty on the inside and very good at saying “snap, crackle, pop” with dishonesty.
Coming next: Obama Flakes. Cereal cut into the shape of many people and the flakes do all kinds of things. Press Secreaary giggles and dodges, MSNBC hosts shout from the bowl, chase other female forms or have little shaking legs, and there are little ACORN shapes that line up Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck flakes to keep the the bowl rigged like it should be…
IlikedAUH2O on September 29, 2009 at 2:23 PM
We’re always looking for the perfect gift to give guests with the fewest kills per hunt on my ranch during deer and turkey season.
What could be better than Barack-in-the-Boxes? Thank you, Heather and David. The order is on its way.
TXUS on September 29, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Would it be filled with cereal in the shape of his czars?
rihar on September 29, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Some day these will be ironic memorabilia and if you have them unopened in the box, you can sell them on e-Bay for hundreds of bucks. Just imagine if you had a contemporary Dick Nixon or Jimmeh Carter jack-in-the-box in pristine condition today!
joe_doufu on September 29, 2009 at 2:24 PM
That’s good. I like it.
bridgetown on September 29, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Break the lids of the Obama-in-the-Box so the Obama doll can’t get out of the box and you have yourself a good metaphor for Obama’s predictament on ObamaCare.
WashJeff on September 29, 2009 at 2:25 PM
A friend gave me a commerative plate as an ironic gift last Christmas. It somehow hasn’t made it out if it’s box. Seems I’m on to something.
rihar on September 29, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Just paint a red circle with a line through it on everything.
exhelodrvr on September 29, 2009 at 2:26 PM
So you’re telling me that somewhere in California there are 3,000 community organizers trapped inside a box?
At least I have two more wishes on my monkey’s paw.
David Combs on September 29, 2009 at 2:26 PM
“commemorative”
Pardon.
rihar on September 29, 2009 at 2:26 PM
wash_jeff,
“Break the lids of the Obama-in-the-Box so the Obama doll can’t get out of the box and you have yourself a good metaphor for Obama’s predictament on ObamaCare.”
Then it will just sound like a Baracken record.
exhelodrvr on September 29, 2009 at 2:27 PM
+10
Mangy Scot on September 29, 2009 at 2:28 PM
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