Coldest winter in a decade coming?

posted at 12:55 pm on September 29, 2009 by Ed Morrissey

The East Coast should brace for its coldest winter in a decade, and oil commodities traders for sharply higher prices, says a forecaster who serves the commodity markets.  This comes as two people on the East Coast introduce a bill designed to combat global warming by imposing emissions controls on the energy industry — which will also make prices go higher, but for much longer and much less reason:

The U.S. Northeast may have the coldest winter in a decade because of a weak El Nino, a warming current in the Pacific Ocean, according to Matt Rogers, a forecaster at Commodity Weather Group.

“Weak El Ninos are notorious for cold and snowy weather on the Eastern seaboard,” Rogers said in a Bloomberg Television interview from Washington. “About 70 percent to 75 percent of the time a weak El Nino will deliver the goods in terms of above-normal heating demand and cold weather. It’s pretty good odds.”

As a result, the oil traders have stockpiled heating oil to levels not seen in 27 years.  Even with the huge inventory, prices have still risen, and hedge funds have kept betting on long positions for oil.  They’re expecting a long, cold winter with plenty of demand for heating oil.

On the other hand, we have noted meteorologists John Kerry and Barbara Boxer, insisting that the world is growing warmer:

Ending some nine months of closed-door deliberations, Sens. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) and John Kerry (D-Mass.) will release global warming legislation Wednesday that they hope will be the vehicle for broader Senate negotiations and an eventual conference with the House.

The bill’s authors said last week that they expect to start hearings early next month on the bill, with a markup in Boxer’s Environment and Public Works Committee to follow soon thereafter. They also acknowledged that their legislation is just a “starting point” in a bid to win over moderate and conservative Democrats, as well as Republicans. …

Kerry last week sought to change the vernacular surrounding the climate bill and sell its concepts more broadly, insisting it is not a “cap and trade” proposal but a “pollution reduction” bill. “I don’t know what ‘cap and trade’ means. I don’t think the average American does,” Kerry said. “This is not a cap-and-trade bill, it’s a pollution reduction bill” (E&E Daily, Sept. 25).

But a leading GOP opponent to the Senate climate effort quickly pushed back on the Democrat’s strategy.

“No matter the semantic games employed, or the extent to which Democrats wish to hide the truth from the American people, cap and trade will mean more job losses, more pain at the pump, and higher food and electricity prices for consumers,” said EPW Committee ranking member James Inhofe (R-Okla.).”

Jules Crittenden wonders why no one will explain why the El Nino didn’t get stronger rather than weaker, considering the global-warming activists insist that we’re on an inexorable path to Saunaville:

I’m confused about this bit, though. El Nino is a periodic warming in the eastern Pacific. The article doesn’t explain why it isn’t warming as much as it usually does, which is odd. I thought everything is getting warmer. El Nino is a somewhat mysterious and poorly understood phenomenon, like much of the often subtle underpinnings of weather. In fact, the article, focused mainly on what great news a cold winter is for energy traders, doesn’t mention the bigger “warming” picture at all.

Global warming, that is, which this Nobel Laureate in Economics … speaking of poorly understood, mystery-shrouded, in fact notoriously inexact sciences … insists is beyond questioning.

Related, senators John Kerry and Barbara Boxer are getting ready to lead the charge on the big climate change bill in the Senate. NYT. I take this as good news. Rank partisans in charge of a rank partisan bill, in the wake of the rankly partisan health-care debacle, should go nowhere. Correction: Inept rank partisans …

Global-warming activists insist that we can’t take an assumption from a single year.  However, if the CWS forecast turns out to be correct, we will have gone eleven years without any warming at all — eleven years in which carbon emissions did not decline in any significant manner.  How does one begin to explain that?  And how will Kerry and Boxer and the rest of their Democratic colleagues try to sell cap-and-trade as a scientific necessity while people spend a fortune heating their homes in the coldest winter in a decade?

Great timing, Senators!

Addendum: It looks like a colder and longer winter for us in Minnesota, too, and that follows the 2008-9 winter, one of the coldest and longest in the last 15 years.  The temperatures have dropped 15 degrees since last week.  We got snow in October last year, and we may see that this year again, although it will have to drop down quite a bit farther for that.  This follows a summer in which we never saw a 90-degree day.  Global warming?  Not so much in the upper Midwest.

Update: Is the “hockey stick” dead?  Using a wider collection of data seems to eliminate the warming spike shown to argue for global warming.

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Its not cold at Al Gore’s house.

Punditpawn on September 29, 2009 at 12:56 PM

How’s this work again?
I comment now so I can boast of being first, and then I read the post later?

Tom_OC on September 29, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Pay no attention to reality. If I say there is Global Warming, than it IS reality.- Obama

portlandon on September 29, 2009 at 12:57 PM

Global warming is a snow job.

ICBM on September 29, 2009 at 12:57 PM

We just need albore to blow out some more stinky breath.

Mangy Scot on September 29, 2009 at 12:57 PM

This isn’t about global warming, it never was. It’s about control.

WitchDoctor on September 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM

The East Coast should brace for its coldest winter in a decade,

Lucky :(

FontanaConservative on September 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Ed -

Include a photo of the Climate Audit graph in the update. It needs to be seen by as many people as possible.

BadgerHawk on September 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Two related satires:

International Negotiations Result in China and India Agreeing Not to Laugh at U.S. Global Warming Policies http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/09/international-negotiations-result-in.html

Democrats Force Quick Vote on “Cap and Tax” Legislation, Citing an “Escalating Skepticism Crisis” Regarding Climate Warming Theories http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/06/democrats-force-quick-vote-on-cap-and.html

Mervis Winter on September 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Praise Obama! He stopped Global Warming!
/Sarcasm

zmdavid on September 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

I still don’t get “heating oil” – so you northerners have to go buy oil to light and burn to warm your house?

Really? No AC units?

lorien1973 on September 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Come on wingnuts – the fact that the earth is getting colder is obvious proof that global warming will kill us all, unless *you* give up your car, your house, and steak.

/s

18-1 on September 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Global cooling? Oh great. Now Al has to update all those slides…

beatcanvas on September 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Winter started in Chicago around June 1, 2009. I had to turn the heat on this morning. I’ve never turned it on in September.

Thanks for depressing me even more, Ed.

Knucklehead on September 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

My local forecast calls for snow tomorrow :(

Hunt035 on September 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

What exactly is the “ideal” temperature?

infidel on September 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

That would be John “What’s cap-and-trade?” Kerry.

Abby Adams on September 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

Global warming is a snow job.

ICBM on September 29, 2009 at 12:57 PM

Haha

nyx on September 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

This year we just won’t have Global Warming-Global Warming.

/whoopie

mankai on September 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

Meanwhile, Steve McIntyre has put a stake through the heart of the “hockey stick” and much of the flawed temperature data on which AGW theories have been based.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/09/27/quote-of-the-week-20-ding-dong-the-stick-is-dead/

Socratease on September 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

It looks like a colder and longer winter for us in Minnesota, too, and that follows the 2008-9 winter

This should be the first winter the stimulus paid for snow making machines are operating. I am sure they will be needed. /sarc off

WashJeff on September 29, 2009 at 1:01 PM

This is great news for my natural gas stock!

rbj on September 29, 2009 at 1:01 PM

You haven’t heard?
It’s no longer called Global Warming.
It’s called Climate Change.

bridgetown on September 29, 2009 at 1:01 PM

Minnesotan here; it was 60 two mornings ago where I live, 50 yesterday and 38 today. I got murdered on my natgas bill last year and if this cap and tax goes through I’ll bite the bullet and install an extra corn burner in my place.

Bishop on September 29, 2009 at 1:01 PM

the true God is getting the last laugh here.

jp on September 29, 2009 at 1:02 PM

The climate change jerks will have us all freezing and starving to make themselves feel holy and pure.

SUFFER FOR MOTHER GAIA, PEASANTS.

spmat on September 29, 2009 at 1:02 PM

Global warming is a snow job.

ICBM on September 29, 2009 at 12:57 PM

Talk about “inconvenient truth”.

the_nile on September 29, 2009 at 1:03 PM

Kerry and Boxer have been behind closed doors for 9 months?

What sort of demonic love child will emerge?

Mr. Bingley on September 29, 2009 at 1:03 PM

Coldest winter in a decade coming?

Now I understand the urgency in ramming it down our throats.

Huuuuuuurrrrrry!!! It’s gonna get cold!!!

darwin on September 29, 2009 at 1:03 PM

But don’t you know? Global warming causes cold weather too! Seriously, if this past rainy summer here on the East coast didn’t convince them, a cold winter sure won’t.

CityFish on September 29, 2009 at 1:04 PM

Seriously, everyone needs to wander over to the update Ed posted or to Climate Audit itself. From McIntyre himself:

The second image below is, in my opinion, one of the most disquieting images ever presented at Climate Audit.

BadgerHawk on September 29, 2009 at 1:04 PM

This must be a mistake. Al Gore said there was now NO dispute among the scientists that global warming existed.

rjoco1 on September 29, 2009 at 1:04 PM

The use of heating oil is widespread in the Northeast. But, not to worry, Kerry and company will suck up to Hugo for more donated oil, and then turn around and complain about the evil oil companies and their profits again.

Doorgunner on September 29, 2009 at 1:04 PM

It’s been a pretty mild summer here in sunny Florida.

lorien1973 on September 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Heating and air are either separate or they have to have (oil or natural gas) back up for “heat pumps” because those suckers don’t work so great lower then 45 degrees. Electric heat is high up north.

Cindy Munford on September 29, 2009 at 1:04 PM

Oh, and speaking of the fake hockey stick, you cannot estimate how much this hoax has driven the AGW debate.

Looking at medieval history – the warming period we experienced then was a boon to humanity. There was no cataclysmic flooding of coastlines or any of the other BS that the warmist crowd has been pushing.

So with the hockey stick disproven – as we know it was warmer then – and the knowledge that the doomsday scenarios being claimed are false, there is no reason to push draconian restrictions on the populace like the warmists want.

18-1 on September 29, 2009 at 1:05 PM

Isn’t it amazing how much evidence the left is willing to completely ignore?

Why can’t they see the Big Business agenda behind the global warming “science”. It is simply amazing.

petunia on September 29, 2009 at 1:05 PM

Its not cold at Al Gore’s house.

Punditpawn on September 29, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Or in the Oval Office…

Susanboo on September 29, 2009 at 1:05 PM

Coldest winter in a decade coming?

Didn’t Algore also tell us that Hurricane activity was supposed to increase?

My guess is that this season is an ‘Inconvenient truth’, to coin a phrase.

Chainsaw56 on September 29, 2009 at 1:06 PM

Snow is expected in NV and UT tonight.

And in other not oft mentioned news, where have all the hurricanes gone? I thought we were in for record hurricanes in terms of size and number. It’s gotten to the point that NOAA is announcing formations of tropical depressions just to keep up appearances.

DerKrieger on September 29, 2009 at 1:06 PM

We’ll be getting snow in Montana tomorrow, sounds like. Of course, it didn’t stop snowing in Montana until May or June this year. so the summer blew.

Global Warming, my left buttcheek.

mjk on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Whats with everybody getting all this cold weather? And NOT liking it?!? I’ve been praying for cold weather here in California for months!!!

FontanaConservative on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Damn. I’ll bet down here in Texas we’ll even have to suffer a week or so of really cold days in the 20s to 30s. -_*

TXUS on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Now I understand the urgency in ramming it down our throats.

Huuuuuuurrrrrry!!! It’s gonna get cold!!!

darwin on September 29, 2009 at 1:03 PM

I think it’s “Hurry ram this down their throats and get more power and control before they figure out what’s going on.” Of course they can always rely on their brain dead core supporters most of them are too stupid to ever figure it out.

Oldnuke on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

You haven’t heard?
It’s no longer called Global Warming.
It’s called Climate Change.

bridgetown on September 29, 2009 at 1:01 PM

You’re right… that’s convenient for you. Now cold or hot can be blamed on humans.

petunia on September 29, 2009 at 1:08 PM

First it was called the coming Ice Age. That did not come to fruition so it was re-named Global Warming. That has not gone exactly as planned so it has been re-named again to Climate Change.

Time to call it what it is….a scam to make most people feel guilty while a few make boatloads of money at the expense of everyone else.

P.T. Barnum would be proud….

rukiddingme on September 29, 2009 at 1:08 PM

Points at everybody and laugh

Apologetic California on September 29, 2009 at 1:08 PM

Coldest winter coming….
MMM…MMMM..MMMM…
Numbers we are fudging…
MMM…MMMM..MMMM…
Obama says stop wee wee’in about the cold….
MMM…MMMM..MMMM…
Oval Office Thermostat set to 85 degrees…
MMM…MMMM..MMMM…

portlandon on September 29, 2009 at 1:09 PM

Whats with everybody getting all this cold weather? And NOT liking it?!? I’ve been praying for cold weather here in California for months!!!

FontanaConservative on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Here here! You folks up north have no idea how lucky you are it was 107 here (Phoenix) yesterday. I wanted to take my daughter horseback riding for her birthday but it was too stinking hot!

petunia on September 29, 2009 at 1:09 PM

It was 22 degrees when I woke this morning.

Snow in the mountains for the last week.

Whoopty doo…. another winter a coming.

Now I have to ask, who here has those nice but I will have to say dumb natural gas fire places. I feel sorry for those in California as they have a freaking LAW that says they can not have on in newer built homes. But why convert a good, old fashioned item into something else?

BTW I am buying a couple cords of wood. Maybe that will help with the gas bill this winter.

upinak on September 29, 2009 at 1:10 PM

Dear Al,

We here in Wisconsin look forward to your much ballyhooed global warming trend to start.

Any day now…

Please it’s getting colder…..

Brrrr…..

Jeff from WI on September 29, 2009 at 1:11 PM

It’s been a great summer here in St. Louis. The most mild since I moved here, that’s for sure.

By 2020 maybe we will be getting warned of an ice age again. You notice the term is now the more nebulous “climate change”. That’s a nice catch-all phrasing that covers just about anything.

stldave on September 29, 2009 at 1:12 PM

How’s this work again?
I comment now so I can boast of being first, and then I read the post later?

Tom_OC on September 29, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Well maybe if you were actually first, instead of a day late and a dollar short.

Oldnuke on September 29, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Whats with everybody getting all this cold weather? And NOT liking it?!? I’ve been praying for cold weather here in California for months!!!

FontanaConservative on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

When you live in Toronto like me and only get a few months of poolside weather (June – September), then it sucks when it rains so much during those months.

CityFish on September 29, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Al Gore is a fraud.

Griz on September 29, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Damn. I’ll bet down here in Texas we’ll even have to suffer a week or so of really cold days in the 20s to 30s. -_*

TXUS on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Show off! It was 39 here this morning, it’s not even October.

Jeff from WI on September 29, 2009 at 1:13 PM

Deliver us, Obama!

LibTired on September 29, 2009 at 1:13 PM

Ed -

Include a photo of the Climate Audit graph in the update. It needs to be seen by as many people as possible.

BadgerHawk on September 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM

I agree. Post the graph here.

Monica on September 29, 2009 at 1:13 PM

Al Gore is Bernie Madoff on steroids.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 1:13 PM

This isn’t about global warming, it never was. It’s about control.

WitchDoctor on September 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Global scaming.

Johan Klaus on September 29, 2009 at 1:14 PM

Never fear, Obama will ensure that it stays shirt-sleeve toasty warm all winter long in the Oval Office.

ProfessorMiao on September 29, 2009 at 1:15 PM

Whats with everybody getting all this cold weather? And NOT liking it?!? I’ve been praying for cold weather here in California for months!!!

FontanaConservative on September 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Here here! You folks up north have no idea how lucky you are it was 107 here (Phoenix) yesterday. I wanted to take my daughter horseback riding for her birthday but it was too stinking hot!

petunia on September 29, 2009 at 1:09 PM

Wait a couple of months. You can stop by here and shovel out the 14′ snow drift we’ve had the last two w here in front of my house.

Jeff from WI on September 29, 2009 at 1:15 PM

reminds me of when they had that global warming meeting in Washington while a blizzard swarmed outside

Doctor Zhivago on September 29, 2009 at 1:15 PM

Al started a hoax. Which started the whole world thinking they were going to be a frying.
But what Al didn’t see was that the joke would be on he.
Oh, no, Al started to cry. Which started the whole world laughing.
Oh, if he’d only seen that the joke would be on he.

Al looked at the skies. Running his hands over his snowed up eyes.
And Al fell from his throne. Cracking his head on the ice and choking on things that he’d said.

Till Al’s power finally died. Which started the whole world living drilling.
Oh, if he’d only seen that the joke would be on he.

Oh, no, that the joke would be on he.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 1:15 PM

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 1:13 PM

Ha, right. Al started a social trend. At least Bernie admitted he was guilty.

FontanaConservative on September 29, 2009 at 1:16 PM

Damn. Now they’re gonna tell us they need birth control for polar bears.

bloviator on September 29, 2009 at 1:16 PM

Remember that old saying, “you can’t control the weather”?

Funny thing, old sayings like that don’t stick around if they are demonstrably false.

Vashta.Nerada on September 29, 2009 at 1:16 PM

The temperatures have dropped 15 degrees since last week. We got snow in October last year, and we may see that this year again,

Too bad we can’t box up some of our heat and send it your way. We’re still in triple digits here, although it’s supposed to drop down into the 90′s next week. And we had a lousy monsoon season this year; barely got any rain. Maybe we could trade you some of our excess heat for some of your excess water?

AZCoyote on September 29, 2009 at 1:16 PM

Remember “The One’s” prophecy;

“I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on earth.”

The difference between Obama and God; God doesn’t think he is Obama.

Star20 on September 29, 2009 at 1:17 PM

Jeff from WI on September 29, 2009 at 1:15 PM

As long as you pay for our plane flights to and from your place.

FontanaConservative on September 29, 2009 at 1:17 PM

All Bush’s Fault.

Del Dolemonte on September 29, 2009 at 1:17 PM

Climate change is a religion
Cap and trade taxes are your tithe to the Church of Climate Change

Obama, Waxman, Markey et al. are the new ministers

Green buildings are the new churches of that religion

It is heresy punishable by ridicule, stoning or death to question the foundation of this church and its beliefs.

Public school education is the academy of the church where its nuns rap the knuckles of children who do not recycle.

In the new churches and the academies of Climate Change, it is appropriate and encouraged to pray to the new god of the environment.

And the left prides itself on being the guardian of the “separation of church and state.”

BS

ted c on September 29, 2009 at 1:18 PM

Al Gore is a Snow Job……Remember when he claimed to have invented the internet…..LMAO……Remember when he said the Polar Ice Caps were melting and the earth is warming…….LMAO…….

Just how many companies does he have interest in that will return him profits in the event Gore can start yet more false rumors?

BigMike252 on September 29, 2009 at 1:18 PM

Coldest winter…following nuclear fallout:

US & allies split hairs while Iran splits atoms.

maverick muse on September 29, 2009 at 1:18 PM

Global warming is regarded by the sheeple as true, by those who can think for themselves as false and by the power mad and the money grubbers as … … useful … … very useful in their pathological quest to filch even more money and even more power to themselves.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 1:18 PM

It is cold, it is at least 72 degrees right now, maybe hit 75 tomorrow….

right2bright on September 29, 2009 at 1:19 PM

So when the Winter is average at best, then we’ll hear how the El Nino was “unexpectedly” weaker than previously thought by the experts. Cool summers do not equal colder than normal winters. In fact, since there have been nil hurricanes in the near ocean waters off of the U.S. the water has not been churned up, so the warm layer is still on top…meaning a not so cold winter.

Someone bookmark this comment so I can say, “Told ya so!” come next April! :-D

SouthernGent on September 29, 2009 at 1:20 PM

Don’t worry!

Obama will still keep the White House at 85F. Saving energy is for the small people that have to pay for it.

jukin on September 29, 2009 at 1:21 PM

Not evil. Just wrong.

Abby Adams on September 29, 2009 at 1:21 PM

I just hauled home two tons of coal, which btw has nearly doubled in the past 10 years since I started burning it. Last winter the breaker was limiting customers to one ton per purchase because they had so much demand. No limit yet this fall, but they were completely out the other friday when I wanted to pick it up, so I had to wait until the following week. The lady at the office said that the demand over the past few months was very high, and this was during the summer! I just wish I had a bigger truck, bigger coal bin, and and bigger check account so I could get stocked up for the year. Hopefully I will be able to find reasonably priced coal this winter that is available when the I run low. Maybe all the global warmer believers will be buying air conditioners instead of coal stoves this fall and cut down on the coal demand.

It’s a bummer, I’m starting to get stocked up on reloading supplies, although I could use some more primers. Now I have to worry about the rush on coal. So I’m forced to choose between ammunition or heat. What should I do, I need a bailout.

CBP on September 29, 2009 at 1:21 PM

Climate change is a religion

ted c on September 29, 2009 at 1:18 PM

And the High Goracle spoke all these words, saying: I am thee Goracle thine Oracle.

ONE: You shall have no other Oracles before Me.

TWO: You shall not make for yourself any carbon images–any likeness of anything carbon that is in heaven above, or of anything carbon that is in the earth beneath, or anything carbon that is in the water under the earth.

THREE: You shall not ever take the name of thee Goracle thine Oracle in vain.

FOUR: Remember My birthday, and keep it carbon free unless you have credits that you bought from Me.

FIVE: Honor Me instead of your father and your mother especially if they don’t believe in Global Warming.

SIX: You shall not ever malign Me or else you be apostates.

SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery with My wife, but I can with your wife and daughters and goats.

EIGHT: You shall not ever steal My carbon credits.

NINE: You shall not raise any challenges to the most holy doctrine of Global Warming.

TEN: You shall not covet any of My mansions; you shall not covet My private jets, nor My SUV’s, nor My pizza, nor My Krispe Kreame dounuts, nor My Biggie Fries, nor My hot fudge sundaes.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 1:22 PM

I just talked to my students about this today as a matter of fact. Some of them just don’t believe me that GW is not real.

Bob's Kid on September 29, 2009 at 1:22 PM

Someone bookmark this comment so I can say, “Told ya so!” come next April! :-D

SouthernGent on September 29, 2009 at 1:20 PM

Hmmmm nah. :o)

FontanaConservative on September 29, 2009 at 1:22 PM

Global cooling? Oh great. Now Al has to update all those slides…

beatcanvas on September 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

He can just turn all of his graphs upside down and continue with the snake oil sales.

“Cooling….get your global cooling here!”

jnelchef on September 29, 2009 at 1:22 PM

Is the “hockey stick” dead?

I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Physics Geek on September 29, 2009 at 1:23 PM

HOPE for CLIMATE CHANGE.

poxoma on September 29, 2009 at 1:23 PM

It’s was really hot this Summer in Orlando. And it’s still hot! The end is near! We’ve reached the limits! The planetary control mechanisms have failed!

/running around screaming waving my arms

Beagle on September 29, 2009 at 1:23 PM

Obviously they need to spend trillions controlling el nino instead of carbon.

Vashta.Nerada on September 29, 2009 at 1:24 PM

CBP on September 29, 2009 at 1:21 PM

Youmust have an outside stove.

upinak on September 29, 2009 at 1:24 PM

And the left prides itself on being the guardian of the “separation of church and state.”

BS

ted c on September 29, 2009 at 1:18 PM


When a Man stops believing in God he doesn¹t then believe in nothing, he believes anything.

18-1 on September 29, 2009 at 1:24 PM

What exactly is the “ideal” temperature?

infidel on September 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

The ideal temperature is the year Al Gore discovered girls and masturbation.

BL@KBIRD on September 29, 2009 at 1:24 PM

Pawlenty’s belief in false science for suckers is grounds for distrust. You’ve got to do REAL scientific research that ALL disproves the fabricated theory of global warming for profit and power over the masses. I’ll pray Pawlenty sees the light and has the guts to deal with it honestly.

/btw, Fred Thompson just treated Pawlenty very well on his radio show. Great intro, good discussion on the Governor’s work in state politics, taxation & economy, and positive closure: America needs good strong leadership, best wishes to your future.

maverick muse on September 29, 2009 at 1:25 PM

Global warming might kill me, this I know,
Though my thermostat is turned down, oh so low.
Though my lights are all set on dim,
Still Lord Al bids me to scrimp more for Him.

Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.

Though my Honda is oh so slow,
With my mind in his hands I’ll go.
On through life, to others let come what may,
He’ll be fling in a private jet going His Lordly way.

Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.

Though I am no longer young,
I have learned so much which He’s begun.
Let me live in a cave like my ancestors did for The Goracle with a smile,
Go with Him the extra carbon credit pile.

Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.

When the nights are cold and long,
In my mind He puts a song.
Telling me in words so clear,
“Let Me be clear, I am The Goracle that you must hear.”

Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.

When His work in America is done,
And His bank accounts weigh a ton.
He will take my roof above,
Then I’ll understand all about His kind of love.

Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.

I praise The Goracle, does he know?
Have I ever told Him so?
The Goracle loves to hear me say,
That I will buy His carbon credits every day.

Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
Yes, Global warming might kill me!
The Goracle tells me so.

MB4 on September 29, 2009 at 1:25 PM

Climate change is a religion
Cap and trade taxes are your tithe to the Church of Climate Change

Obama, Waxman, Markey et al. are the new ministers

Green buildings are the new churches of that religion

It is heresy punishable by ridicule, stoning or death to question the foundation of this church and its beliefs.

Public school education is the academy of the church where its nuns rap the knuckles of children who do not recycle.

In the new churches and the academies of Climate Change, it is appropriate and encouraged to pray to the new god of the environment.

And the left prides itself on being the guardian of the “separation of church and state.”

BS

ted c on September 29, 2009 at 1:18 PM

Al Gore is the prophet warning of doom and destruction if humanity doesn’t change it’s sinful way.

SINNERS! SINNERS! FIRE AND BRIMSTONE ARE COMING BECAUSE OF YOUR WICKEDNESS! MOTHER EARTH WILL CURSE YOU!

petunia on September 29, 2009 at 1:25 PM

I guess you all missed the global warming induced typhoon in the Philippines. 10,000 killed, just like in Kansas.

LibTired on September 29, 2009 at 1:26 PM

petunia on September 29, 2009 at 1:25 PM

Hmmm Alaska as a tropical paradise. Hey I am ALL for it.

upinak on September 29, 2009 at 1:26 PM

Al Gore is well prepared for the coming global cooling: he’s surrounding himself with those extra body fats he acquired the last few years to stay warm. I am sure he will have ways to market those body fats for profit.

poxoma on September 29, 2009 at 1:26 PM

It looks to me that God has a great sense of Humor! God is laughing at you Al Gore.

Sanmon on September 29, 2009 at 1:27 PM

Don’t worry. The terminology will just change from “global warming” to “climate change.”

Gabe on September 29, 2009 at 1:28 PM

bridgetown on September 29, 2009 at 1:01 PM

Maybe.

They’re now using the phrase: Climate Justice.

Go figure

CPT. Charles on September 29, 2009 at 1:29 PM

Excelsior!

Abby Adams on September 29, 2009 at 1:30 PM

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