Trial lawyers deep in debt?

posted at 8:48 am on September 28, 2009 by Ed Morrissey

Break out your best lawyer jokes today, because according to the Washington Times, the litigators don’t have any money to fight back.  As Republicans ramp up pressure on Democrats and the White House to include comprehensive tort reform in any overhaul of the American health-care system, one could expect the trial lawyers to respond with threats of donation boycotts or funding of opponents in next year’s midterms.  However, the American Association of Justice — the lobbying group for litigators — has gone $6.2 million in the red:

The trial lawyers lobby has been awash in debt and bleeding members – just as it embarks on a national campaign to block any clampdown on medical malpractice lawsuits as part of President Obama’s health care overhaul.

The American Association for Justice, the most prominent group representing plaintiffs’ attorneys, has seen a shake-up in its executive suite and has struggled to deal with what appears to be a mounting budget shortfall. To help it fight congressional efforts to make it harder for patients to sue doctors and lawyers, it recently sent out an extra solicitation to its members, asking them to fork over money for a lobbying campaign.

The most striking evidence of its financial woes is a swift decline in income, which resulted in a more than $6.2 million deficit in its operating budget for the fiscal year ending July 31, 2008, the most recent year for which data are available.

The biggest hit to its books was in membership dues, which dropped from $28.6 million in 2005 to $19.2 million in 2008, according to the annual AAJ financial report for that fiscal year filed with the Internal Revenue Service.

It actually is worse than it sounds.  Their annual expenditures have remained fairly constant at $34 million, but their revenues have dropped by about 25% over three years, part of which has been a one-third drop in membership dues.  Last year, the AAJ took on $14 million in debt in order to maintain their lobbying operations.

However, like most political organizations, policy crises can serve as a godsend.  If Congress gets serious about tort reform, it could give the AAJ a boost in both membership and donations to fight it.  Litigators who drifted away from the organization might be inclined to return and to put money into protecting their own revenue streams.  However, few people take the risk seriously enough to worry that this Congress and this White House will demand tort reform, so a rebound on this issue seems rather unlikely.

It will have its own ramifications for the midterms, however.  If the AAJ can’t get itself out of debt, it will not be able to play as big a role in electoral politics, just when their favored Democrats will be most vulnerable to voter wrath.  Their limitations will almost certainly mean fewer Democrats will get elected, and especially fewer Democratic incumbents.

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Where is George Soros when you need him?

4shoes on September 28, 2009 at 8:51 AM

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving den.

OldEnglish on September 28, 2009 at 8:52 AM

One AAJ bail-out, coming right up!

kingsjester on September 28, 2009 at 8:52 AM

Things just haven’t been the same since John Edwards left.

bloggless on September 28, 2009 at 8:52 AM

Cry me a river.

BetseyRoss on September 28, 2009 at 8:52 AM

John (Two-Americas) Edwards has a couple other things on his mind right now?

clorensen on September 28, 2009 at 8:53 AM

Well now, finally, real justice we can live with.

bloggless on September 28, 2009 at 8:54 AM

Fleecing the American free market just doesn’t pay what it used to.

Rational Thought on September 28, 2009 at 8:54 AM

American Association of Justice – Orwell Approves!

strictnein on September 28, 2009 at 8:55 AM

Awww, in consideration of all the great things they have done for America and all of the advances in society they have helped bring about I think we need to do something nothing about this to help our loyal trial litigators.

johnsteele on September 28, 2009 at 8:57 AM

Lawyers curse each other in court and laugh and drink afterwards. It tells a story huh?

mixplix on September 28, 2009 at 8:58 AM

Why are the lawyers leaving?

My guess they really don’t like the idea of increased taxes on them.

barnone on September 28, 2009 at 9:00 AM

I’m just drowning in crocodile tears for them.

gsherin on September 28, 2009 at 9:03 AM

Time to ramp upmore support for trial lawyers. Attorneys could “pass the hat” at accident scenes before climbing on the ambulance with their business cards then roam the hospital halls looking for clients.

Jeff from WI on September 28, 2009 at 9:03 AM

May they experience hunger and poverty………………..

bluegrass on September 28, 2009 at 9:05 AM

Why wont sharks eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

csdeven on September 28, 2009 at 9:05 AM

What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

csdeven on September 28, 2009 at 9:07 AM

What’s the definition of “A Shame”?

A bus load of lawyers going over a cliff…….with two empty seats.

CBP on September 28, 2009 at 9:07 AM

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement.

csdeven on September 28, 2009 at 9:07 AM

I wouldn’t read much into this at all at this point.

I think you are forgetting how extremely wealthy the Plaintiff’s bar is.

Fred Baron has passed, but his wife Lisa still has those billions to help finance the Democrat party with. There are plenty extremely wealthy and very politically active litigators from the Plaintiff’s bar, who, when activated, will spend millions to fight tort reform.

txlitigator on September 28, 2009 at 9:08 AM

OT, but has anyone complained about the ads underneath every post? I’m not mentioning it to complain, but rather to point out that I haven’t seen anything in the way of that, which is a hallmark, I guess of a conservative blog. No doubt commenters would be moaning about Hot Air’s willingness to give in to the corporate machine, if we were a “progressive” bunch. Now, back to your regularly scheduled commenting.

Here’s to tort reform!

warrenmr on September 28, 2009 at 9:08 AM

Did you hear that a plane full of lawyers was hijacked recently? The perpetrators threatened to release one lawyer per hour unless their demands were met.

kingsjester on September 28, 2009 at 9:10 AM

Next up to bat; Unions…

May they suffer the same fate!

Keemo on September 28, 2009 at 9:10 AM

A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest are having a drink together at a bar next to an orphanage.

A fire breaks out at the orphanage.

The doctor exclaims: “We must save the children!”

The lawyer replies: “F**k the children.”

The priest adds: “Do you think we have time?”

Lately, the lawyer’s attitude toward the children reflects my own regarding each of these professions.

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:10 AM

What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road? There are skid marks before the skunk.

flipflop on September 28, 2009 at 9:11 AM

Why did New York get the lawyers and New Jersey the toxic dumps?

New Jersey won the toss.

Wethal on September 28, 2009 at 9:13 AM

Why God Created Lawyers

Satan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes. Yet people worship and adore you. People fight, get arrested, and cheat each other, and I get blamed, even when it is not my fault. Sure, I’m evil, but give me a break. Can’t you do something to make them stop blaming me?”

And so God created lawyers.

VibrioCocci on September 28, 2009 at 9:13 AM

The devil appears before a lawyer and says “I’ll guarantee you’ll never lose a lawsuit, endless riches, and the undying awe of your professional peers, in exchange for your soul, and those of your wife and kids.”

The lawyer says “What’s the catch?”

flipflop on September 28, 2009 at 9:13 AM

I never understand why lawyers as a whole get demonized like this. They are part of the free market system, and provide one of the checks to businesses and people who act out of line in pursuit of their profits. Yes there are lawyers who practice unreasonably, but recovering monies for accident victims or suing companies for poisoning their employees with asbestos help provide the incentives for companies to balance profits with proper actions. And to medicine, I’d rather there be defensive medicine than aggressive medicine. If some lawyers are unscrupulous in their desires for profit, what makes you think that doctors aren’t too?

kmaster31 on September 28, 2009 at 9:13 AM

I’m a J.D., and told these folks, along with the ABA to quit calling me.

dean_acheson on September 28, 2009 at 9:14 AM

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:10 AM

I don’t mind lawyer jokes. I am a lawyer. I collect lawyers jokes.

But I think implying that all priests are child molesters is taking it a bit too far.

Wethal on September 28, 2009 at 9:15 AM

Washington state attorney season and bag limits
1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.

2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout “whiplash”, “ambulance”, or “free Perrier” for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.

7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

BAG LIMITS

1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
6. Cut-throat 2
7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty

VibrioCocci on September 28, 2009 at 9:15 AM

People who think that they have an unending cash flow (taxpayers) tend to be irresponsible with their money. Talking about you, Congress and your little friend to.

Cindy Munford on September 28, 2009 at 9:16 AM

Sweet!

ohiobabe on September 28, 2009 at 9:17 AM

Cindy Munford on September 28, 2009 at 9:16 AM

You must have watched The Wizard of Oz the other night, my pretty.

kingsjester on September 28, 2009 at 9:17 AM

We’ve got corrupt politicians, corrupt judges that do not follow the law or the Constitution, why not corrupt lawyers to sue everyone for everything they do.

Jeff from WI on September 28, 2009 at 9:18 AM

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:10 AM

Dave, did you come back for more?

Ed, I hope you delete his comment. There really are no jokes about it.

bloggless on September 28, 2009 at 9:19 AM

If some lawyers are unscrupulous in their desires for profit, what makes you think that doctors aren’t too?

kmaster31 on September 28, 2009 at 9:13 AM

Have you ever seen a doctor passing out cards at a traffic accident? Certainly there are unscrupulous doctors, but the market system favors attorney’s, and specifically trial attorneys.
Contract attorneys, maritime, corportate, etc. are great people to have around when you need them.
But ambulance chasers, workeman’s comp attorney’s, divorce attorney’s, class action attorney’s, they are bottom feeders.

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 9:19 AM

It will have its own ramifications for the midterms, however. If the AAJ can’t get itself out of debt, it will not be able to play as big a role in electoral politics, just when their favored Democrats will be most vulnerable to voter wrath. Their limitations will almost certainly mean fewer Democrats will get elected, and especially fewer Democratic incumbents.

So shall we start seeing them lobby against Obamacare now? The new rallying cry should be, “We need a few more tonsil and foot rustlers ’round heah!”

ted c on September 28, 2009 at 9:19 AM

BAG LIMITS

1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
6. Cut-throat 2
7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty

VibrioCocci on September 28, 2009 at 9:15 AM

LOL…Excellent!

Jeff from WI on September 28, 2009 at 9:19 AM

Lately, the lawyer’s attitude toward the children reflects my own regarding each of these professions.

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:10 AM

You are really stupid…when you buy a house, or sign a contract, I hope you never, ever, use an attorney…then you will see the value.

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 9:20 AM

If I was a hospital administrator,I’d ad to the hospitals source of income by renting out the walls in the emergency room and operating rooms for trial lawyer bill boards.

Jeff from WI on September 28, 2009 at 9:21 AM

Two lawyers are in a bar talking sports when a beautiful woman walks in and orders a drink.

One lawyer says to the other, “Man, I’d love to @#$k her.”

“Really?”, the friend says. “Out of what?”

Ba-da-bump.

Scott P on September 28, 2009 at 9:21 AM

The ABA has it’s own problems, and certainly has it’s own leftwing slant to it. But most outside the profession probably would be surprised to know that the ABA is NOT the Trial Lawyers Ass’n, and that relations are generally quite frosty if not anatagonistic between the two groups. The ABA would be overjoyed to see the AAJ dry up and blow away. (so much for professional courtesy)

And the Trial Lawyer’s Ass’n changed their name to the “American Association for Justice” a couple years ago when some consultant did a study and told them (what a shock) that everyone hated trial lawyers and the name was poison. That’s a good reason they’re broke – spending it on stupid “studies” telling them something that everyone else in the world already knows.

WWS on September 28, 2009 at 9:22 AM

add

Jeff from WI on September 28, 2009 at 9:22 AM

You mean… wait, they can’t just sue their way out like usual?

Red Cloud on September 28, 2009 at 9:24 AM

Lemme guess–they’re frontin’ up for a bailout?

ted c on September 28, 2009 at 9:26 AM

There were two lions walking single file. The lion in the back stuck his tongue up the behind of the lion in front. The lion in front swung around, smacked him and said, “Cut that out!! Why on earth did you do that?”

The lion in the back said, “Sorry, I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”

Daggett on September 28, 2009 at 9:26 AM

Finally, the first story of the work week starts with a laugh rather than facepalm.

WashJeff on September 28, 2009 at 9:27 AM

“I was playing with my new Bic lighter while pumping gas and it blew it, and Acme, Blanke, Blank & Blanc, and Associates got me a million dollars each from Bic, the gas station owner, the oil company & the car company. Call them for your windfall too.”

Jeff from WI on September 28, 2009 at 9:27 AM

You mean… wait, they can’t just sue their way out like usual?

Red Cloud on September 28, 2009 at 9:24 AM

They will sue their accountant for not providing better auditing.

WashJeff on September 28, 2009 at 9:28 AM

New Lawyer add:

“Amputation got you down: Think of all the money you’ll save on shoes. Call Smith and Anderson, LLC for all your malpractice needs.”

“Missing those tonsils: Think of all the money you’ll save on cough drops. Call Wesley and Harrison, LLC for all your malpractice needs.”

ted c on September 28, 2009 at 9:29 AM

Yeah, see I’m not really sold that Republicans really want tort reform any more than Democrats. They just give more lip service to it. Talk’s cheap, unless you’re a lawyer or a politician. Somebody put a bill on the table.

eclark1849 on September 28, 2009 at 9:30 AM

4shoes on September 28, 2009 at 8:51 AM

He already has his corps of loyal minions. In terms of ‘necessary assets’, these slugs are surplus baggage.

CPT. Charles on September 28, 2009 at 9:31 AM

I never understand why lawyers as a whole get demonized like this.

Because trial lawyers are responsible for adding unnecessary costs to businesses which we all pay. Do you remember the case of the McDonalds’ customer who ordered hot coffee which she spilled on herself? Although she was directly responsible for her injuries, her lawyer sued, not for medical costs and loss of income, which given the circumstances would still have been considered extortion by the average American, but for eight million dollars, which she won. McDonalds passed this expense on to you and me in the form of higher prices for each and every item on the menu. In a very real way, trial lawyers are actively working to reduce our standard of living by twisting the truth in front of ignorant, cherry-picked juries every day.

It’s no wonder that 98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name.

BackwardsBoy on September 28, 2009 at 9:33 AM

Another reason the AAJ is in trouble – not only is Frank Baron (one of the biggest and most influential AAJ contributors) dead, but the last couple of years of his life the majority of his political contribution went towards paying off Rielle Hunter. No kidding.

WWS on September 28, 2009 at 9:36 AM

eclark1849 on September 28, 2009 at 9:30 AM

Nice try axelbot.

Anyone really paying attention to this issue knows who’s been shielding these skunks.

CPT. Charles on September 28, 2009 at 9:37 AM

correction – fred baron.

WWS on September 28, 2009 at 9:37 AM

“The biggest hit to its books was in membership dues, which dropped from $28.6 million in 2005 to $19.2 million in 2008, according to the annual AAJ financial report for that fiscal year”

A drop in membership, eh, and in 2008 no less? It will be interesting to see what happens this year with Dem proposals to confiscate mega bucks from those earning over $250k.

I suspect there’ll be lots of Galts leaving the group.

Dusty on September 28, 2009 at 9:40 AM

Okay, this made my day. I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.

Go broke you three piece wearing street walkers. Get a real job, which doesn’t consist of tying my country up into litigious knots.

archer52 on September 28, 2009 at 9:43 AM

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Their personality.

NaCly dog on September 28, 2009 at 9:44 AM

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.

gsherin on September 28, 2009 at 9:44 AM

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 9:20 AM

bloggless on September 28, 2009 at 9:19 AM

Wethal on September 28, 2009 at 9:15 AM

Good grief, get over yourselves.

I was raised catholic by an mother of Italian ancestry, worked for years in real estate and somewhere along the way (probably in the military), learned to take a joke -even a harsh one.

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:46 AM

What is the difference between vultures and lawyers?

Jewelry.

They should hit up bankruptcy lawyers. They are probably rolling in dough from everyone going broke.

Sarah2053 on September 28, 2009 at 9:49 AM

OT, but has anyone complained about the ads underneath every post? I’m not mentioning it to complain, but rather to point out that I haven’t seen anything in the way of that, which is a hallmark, I guess of a conservative blog. No doubt commenters would be moaning about Hot Air’s willingness to give in to the corporate machine, if we were a “progressive” bunch. Now, back to your regularly scheduled commenting.

Here’s to tort reform!

warrenmr on September 28, 2009 at 9:08 AM

Yes, the ads have been noted and commented on. And yes, most of them are placed by what we would call “progressives”. Malkin, et al, have to pay the bills just like you and I. So help her out and click on them so we can enjoy the “progressives” wasting their breath and money here. Comprende?

mrpeabody on September 28, 2009 at 9:52 AM

I have practiced law for more than 25 years and I deplore a substantial portion (probably around 40 – 50%) of my profession.

They are nothing more than merchants of human misery who try to gin up causes of action and damages where no harm or culpability exists (e.g. class action lawsuits).

And Hillary and John Edwards are their poster children.

I am very pro-tort reform.

molonlabe28 on September 28, 2009 at 9:58 AM

Sarah2053 on September 28, 2009 at 9:49 AM

+2 (1 for the joke; 1 for the comment)

VibrioCocci on September 28, 2009 at 9:59 AM

A man finds a magic lantern in the surf. He rubs it and a genie comes out granting him three wishes. The catch: whatever he wishes for, the genie will grant twice as much to his lawyer.

The man agrees and makes his first wish – a beautiful oceanfront home. The genie grants him the wish and then gives two oceanfront homes to the man’s lawyer.

Next the man asks for a beautiful young woman to have as his lover. The genie gives him this wish, and then proceeds to give his attorney TWO beautiful women.

“So, what would you like your last wish to be” asks the genie? The man thinks hard for a minute and then tells the genie: “Beat me half to death”.

NumberTwo on September 28, 2009 at 10:02 AM

learned to take a joke -even a harsh one.

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:46 AM

Maybe you should sit back and re-think what you think is a “harsh” joke, and what that is just plain insane.
Try that joke on all your friends and neighbors, and the people you work with, and let’s see who is out of line.
Best thing to do would have been to state that you crossed the line.
F*ing children is not funny in any normal person’s life…

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 10:10 AM

It’s no wonder that 98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name.

BackwardsBoy on September 28, 2009 at 9:33 AM

Almost all of them trial lawyers…

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 10:13 AM

Clearly they need a bailout.

crazy_legs on September 28, 2009 at 10:13 AM

Yeah, see I’m not really sold that Republicans really want tort reform any more than Democrats. They just give more lip service to it. Talk’s cheap, unless you’re a lawyer or a politician. Somebody put a bill on the table.

eclark1849 on September 28, 2009 at 9:30 AM

H.R. 3400 pal, that is the Republican answer to the health care and it has substantial tort reform…the dems are holding it up.

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 10:14 AM

Trial attorney’s are the ones that are really driving up the costs…separate them from the tens of thousands of great attorney’s we need to represent us.

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 10:16 AM

I was raised catholic by an mother of Italian ancestry, worked for years in real estate and somewhere along the way (probably in the military), learned to take a joke -even a harsh one.

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:46 AM

I’m a practicing Catholic who was raised Catholic by a father of American mutt ancestry, have worked for years as a stay home mom and somewhere along the way, (probably in the military) learned to tell the difference between a joke-even a harsh one- and a hateful load of crap.

Back OT: While I am a supporter of tort reform, I don’t want to throw all the lawyers to the dogs. After more than one less than ideal experience with Military medicine, where you have no recourse, I don’t want to lose the right to hold people responsible for incompetence and carelessness. I just want sanity and reason to prevail.

pannw on September 28, 2009 at 10:19 AM

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 10:10 AM

I do not believe I “crossed the line”, and I have told that joke to co-workers (soldiers), family members etc.. If someone objected as you have they remained silent… and for that I am sorry.

I apologize for offending you right2bright. And further ask that the moderator of this forum remove my post at:

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:10 AM

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 10:20 AM

This lawyer is not sad at this news.

rbj on September 28, 2009 at 10:21 AM

Why thank you, VibrioCocci. A lawyer friend of mine told me that joke.

Sarah2053 on September 28, 2009 at 10:27 AM

It’s a good start.

jukin on September 28, 2009 at 10:31 AM

Once again showing trial lawyers are nothing but foul weather friends.

ray on September 28, 2009 at 10:33 AM

What’s black and tan, and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Rebar on September 28, 2009 at 10:36 AM

Lawyers are stupid.

Lawyers make a killing on malpractice cases.
Hurt the doctors and it hurts the lawyers.
.
Obama promised to increase taxes on those making $250,000 a year. That means lawyers.
.
Single payer ultimately means that doctors become employees of the state. You can’t sue employees, you have to sue the employer. You need special permission to sue the government. Tort reform would mean that lawyers would make more.

It’s not just the lawyers. Anyone who supports liberal policies is very foolish.

The Rock on September 28, 2009 at 10:47 AM

If Obama is the cause of this….maybe he is the Messiah!?!

PappaMac on September 28, 2009 at 10:49 AM

So, what Trial Lawyer will sue the Trial Lawyers association for the debt?

barnone on September 28, 2009 at 10:59 AM

kakistocracy

Drain the swamp in 2010

allahallahoxenfree on September 28, 2009 at 11:00 AM

At this point anyone that donates money to liberal causes supporting this current sack of crap in washington should have their names published so we can publicly stone them.

That’s what they’d do to conservatives, so fair is fair.

Spiritk9 on September 28, 2009 at 11:01 AM

VibrioCocci on September 28, 2009 at 9:15 AM

I’ve got an older version of that joke somewhere from either the late 80s or early 90s.

The only one I had on that list that didn’t appear on yours was “Vehicular hunting of attorneys is legal EXCEPT if the vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse.”

teke184 on September 28, 2009 at 11:08 AM

Why are the lawyers leaving?

My guess they really don’t like the idea of increased taxes on them.

barnone on September 28, 2009 at 9:00 AM

Y’mean they’re not buying Lunchpail Joe’s assertion that paying more taxes is “patriotic”? But, but, but I’m sure they voted overwhelmingly for Joe and The One!

ya2daup on September 28, 2009 at 11:10 AM

We have two Dobermans but we watch their diets carefully … no junk food.

Dukehoopsfan on September 28, 2009 at 11:22 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

FontanaConservative on September 28, 2009 at 11:34 AM

It will have its own ramifications for the midterms, however. If the AAJ can’t get itself out of debt, it will not be able to play as big a role in electoral politics, just when their favored Democrats will be most vulnerable to voter wrath. Their limitations will almost certainly mean fewer Democrats will get elected, and especially fewer Democratic incumbents.

No worries. Obama will bail them out by then, thus owning them, twice over. Sharks protecting sharks with our money.

“You lie” will be the mild version of what will define this presidency.

“You farked us royally, while we sang kumbaya”, more likely…

However, America is waking up.

Schadenfreude on September 28, 2009 at 11:43 AM

Did you know that if we placed all the lawyers on the earth end to end along the equator…

we’d probably just leave them there.

sawbuck on September 28, 2009 at 12:02 PM

HR 3400? Where can I read it?

elclynn on September 28, 2009 at 12:18 PM

Don’t forget that the big player nationally is the American Trial Lawyers’ Association.

Hucklebuck on September 28, 2009 at 12:22 PM

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement.

csdeven on September 28, 2009 at 9:07 AM

Or, a speed bump.

Mangy Scot on September 28, 2009 at 12:33 PM

I can’t wait until a doctor knicks an artery and causes severe internal bleeding when he’s sowing up your dad. Or when a doctor leaves sponges inside your mom that get infected and cause all of her major organs to get infected. Think it doesn’t happen in the U.S. in 2009? It happens every day. I guess if you sued the negligent doctor, you’d be filing a “frivolous lawsuit” to “make the trial lawyers rich.”

“Tort reform” has passed in many states and it hasn’t brought down health care costs. It’s just taken away people’s Constitutional right to sue. Think before you give up that right (and take it away from your fellow citizens).

bigbeas on September 28, 2009 at 12:40 PM

learned to take a joke -even a harsh one.

Doorgunner on September 28, 2009 at 9:46 AM

You need to have your sense of humor examined. It’s broken.

MarkTheGreat on September 28, 2009 at 12:45 PM

Trial attorney’s are the ones that are really driving up the costs…separate them from the tens of thousands of great attorney’s we need to represent us.

right2bright on September 28, 2009 at 10:16 AM

I agree. There are good lawyers out there (one saved my mother from a case of Identity theft) but these trial lawyers need to go!

Chaz706 on September 28, 2009 at 12:57 PM

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends how thin you slice them.

CPL 310 on September 28, 2009 at 1:21 PM

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