Obama’s man in Honduras claims Israelis torturing him with radiation
posted at 10:55 am on September 24, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
The man that Barack Obama insists the Hondurans should restore to power now claims that Israelis are torturing him with mind rays and toxic gases while holding out in the Brazilian embassy in Tegulcigalpa. Manuel Zelaya, removed from office by order of the Honduran parliament and Supreme Court but still recognized as president by the Obama administration, says the current interim government has hired Israeli mercenaries, who beam radiation at his head from outside the embassy:
It’s been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He’s sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and “Israeli mercenaries” are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.
“We are being threatened with death,” he said in an interview with The Miami Herald, adding that mercenaries were likely to storm the embassy where he has been holed up since Monday and assassinate him. …
Zelaya was deposed at gunpoint on June 28 and slipped back into his country on Monday, just two days before he was scheduled to speak before the United Nations. He sought refuge at the Brazilian Embassy, where Zelaya said he is being subjected to toxic gases and radiation that alter his physical and mental state.
So this is the calm, rational leadership that Barack Obama envisions for Honduras! Obama much prefers a president given to tinfoil-hat conspiracy theories and knee-jerk anti-Semitism. At least this makes sense of the Van Jones appointment.
I’ve contacted the White House for comment. If and when I get a response, I will add it as an update to this post. In the meantime, regarding Obama’s curious attachment to Zelaya, I can only offer this refrain from one of my favorite poems, “Pig’s Song”:
It was early last September
As near as I can remember
While strolling down a lane in tipsy pride
Not a word did I utter
As I lay down in the gutter
When this pig came up and lay there by my side
Not a soul was I disturbing
As I lay there by the curbing
When this high toned lady come
And I heard her say,
“You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses” …
So the pig got up and slowly walked away.
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I think we knew he was stupid and arrogant before, but not necessarily weapons-grade crazy as well.
The question here is “Who am I talking about, Zeyala or Obama?”
teke184 on September 24, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Better make it lead.
ICBM on September 24, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Barack loves the people who love The People…
ninjapirate on September 24, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Its always the Jews with dictators, isn’t it?
Vashta.Nerada on September 24, 2009 at 11:00 AM
If only…
PappaMac on September 24, 2009 at 11:00 AM
This sounds exactly like the kind of man we need in the Obama cabinet.
He’ll fit right in with the other incompetent lunatics.
NoDonkey on September 24, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Is there anything the Israelis can’t do. I can’t wait to hear when Zelaya’s head explode or something. ;)
Lance Murdock on September 24, 2009 at 11:00 AM
For Obama, the ends justify the means. But, man, he has the worse record for picking the wrong side. He must be wired this way. A coin toss would give better results. Loser.
genso on September 24, 2009 at 11:00 AM
This is going to leave a mark on Barry. He might consider changing his underwear.
Vashta.Nerada on September 24, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Actually, they are Alaskans hired from Sarah Palin — the Mooseaad.
unclesmrgol on September 24, 2009 at 11:01 AM
OMG!!! That is why my throat is sore too!!! Sneaky, sneaky jooooooos.
sammypants on September 24, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Obama and Hillary can really pick a winner.
Daggett on September 24, 2009 at 11:02 AM
Them Joooooooos is tricky.
Mr. D on September 24, 2009 at 11:02 AM
Does this mean the Obama’s new dog want’s out?
What is with these people and blaming Jooooos?
WashJeff on September 24, 2009 at 11:02 AM
There’s a funny link floating around somewhere that has a couple guys actually running a bunch of experiments on tinfoil hats to see if that actually work. They found that the hats actually increased reception among many of the commonly used military frequencies.
Ultimate conclusion: Tinfoil hats were a counter operation by the military to trick paranoid people into wearing them so they would be easier to broadcast to.
BadgerHawk on September 24, 2009 at 11:02 AM
haha
Where do we hire these Israeli mercs?
Doctor Zhivago on September 24, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Fish Flu. I heard it’s going around.
PappaMac on September 24, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Is Obama any less a kookburger?
fourdeucer on September 24, 2009 at 11:03 AM
It’s the new “black”…..or is it the new “red?”
genso on September 24, 2009 at 11:03 AM
I thought the Secret Jew Beam Weapon didn’t work on Hispanics, because of that reverse-engineered Sephardic glitch?
Oy vey!
profitsbeard on September 24, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Obama’s track record for choosing his friends hasn’t exactly been stellar, has it?
flipflop on September 24, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Some journalist actually thought it worth the time to try and confirm this?
Vashta.Nerada on September 24, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Why not? It’s what He looks for in a pastor.
+3
rbj on September 24, 2009 at 11:05 AM
When does this guy get his own column over at the Huffington Post?
Of course, he’ll have to be translated into a language readers over there can understand, like stoner speak (“hey dude!”).
NoDonkey on September 24, 2009 at 11:05 AM
If he can’t get his old job back I hear that the Center For American Progress is offering jobs to out of work communist conspiracy theorists.
Mark1971 on September 24, 2009 at 11:05 AM
LOL! And this is the man O supports??? Makes too much sense!
Green Muse on September 24, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Stick a fork in this dude, he’s done!
Stephanie on September 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM
The official language of San Marcos is now Swedish…
Realist on September 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Behold Teh One’s worthy and glorious ally in the struggle for democracy.
Who’s writing this script?
Mel Brooks?
CPT. Charles on September 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM
No, in fact it has been galactically stupid.
ICBM on September 24, 2009 at 11:06 AM
http://www.elheraldo.hn/
elduende on September 24, 2009 at 11:07 AM
Zelaya, Jones, his pastor, etc. Anyone else starting to think about birds of a feather?
Vashta.Nerada on September 24, 2009 at 11:07 AM
These mid rays and toxic gases probably explain some of our Trolls’ attitudes toward Israel. And Obama wants this imbecile to run Honduras? Yikes.
kingsjester on September 24, 2009 at 11:07 AM
20 quatloos that Chavez will disavow this nutjob before the One does!
redshirt on September 24, 2009 at 11:07 AM
There just had to be a connection.
the_nile on September 24, 2009 at 11:08 AM
so that’s why my throat hurts…but wait a minute, im a jew. OMG. Does that mean I’m targeting myself with radiation?
Chiasmos on September 24, 2009 at 11:08 AM
He must be drinking the same water as Quadaffi!
xler8bmw on September 24, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Sounds like a classic case of projection to me. The depraved mind that makes a life of devising evil schemes on others can only turn to paranoia when not in power.
PrincipledPilgrim on September 24, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Ha ha
RushBaby on September 24, 2009 at 11:08 AM
The Israelis should issue a statement: “If we brought down the Iranian AWACS with our death ray, we can certainly take out a single man hiding in a building.”
Bishop on September 24, 2009 at 11:09 AM
I want to know how that call went. Dude had to have busting a gut as he tried asking the Israeli embassy about that
Doctor Zhivago on September 24, 2009 at 11:09 AM
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
The most lethal enemy the statist/marxist/leftist has is…………………………….the microphone.
David2.0 on September 24, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Smear!
the_nile on September 24, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Heh.
Blacksmith8 on September 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Obviously Don Francisco is behind this fiendish plot, and is probably beaming the rays at Zelaya via all those TV sets in Honduras tuned to satellite broadcasts of Sábado Gigante.
jon1979 on September 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM
thats because a “properly” designed Tinfoil hat has a grouding strap which you then plug into the Ground Prong in a wall outlet….
That way the Mind Control Rays are shunted to ground…
I mean… Geeeezzzzz…. doesn’t everybody know that?
Romeo13 on September 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM
THE EVIL MIND RAYS!
MadisonConservative on September 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Obama wrote this poem:
“UNDERGROUND
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue”
(Zelaya will be putting it to music shortly, thanks to the Mossad’s mind control beams.)
profitsbeard on September 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM
You aren’t anti-semitic, you’re just a self-hating Jew.
rbj on September 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM
When will they learn….
When we Jooooos get accused of radiating people, we just turn the curies up to 11…now he’s in trouble!!!
(most countries irradiater doodads only go to 10, but Zionist irradiater doodads- we call them Duddy’s- go to 11).
marks on September 24, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Well, just remember who called Barry “my son” yesterday.
a capella on September 24, 2009 at 11:13 AM
As Limbaugh has said for years: You simply can’t make this stuff up. There is no way to parody Obama and Clinton; no matter how ridiculous the parody, they find a way to beat it.
Our government is well on the way to becoming the laughingstock of the western world.
Jaibones on September 24, 2009 at 11:13 AM
didn’t someone at the UN make the statement that the swine flu was all a plot of some kind?
Romeo13 on September 24, 2009 at 11:14 AM
I can see it now, The Dean and Dave742 are probably building their super secret bunkers while mumbling to themselves, “Da Joos, they are everywhere. Must build a chamber so that I can escape their crafty ways. OMG I think they’re here….ahhhhhhhhhhhh.”
Lance Murdock on September 24, 2009 at 11:14 AM
As an electrical engineer I think the best use of tin foil is for the Jiffy-Pop necessary to watch a Chavez wannabe whore after media attention.
AE on September 24, 2009 at 11:14 AM
You have to admire Israel’s reluctance to use their superior weapons to rule the world.
Cindy Munford on September 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Benny Hill?
mankai on September 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
“Rev” Wright agrees!
SouthernGent on September 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
My, my, my!
The Israelis have bigger fish to fry than Zelaya. The dictator wannabe has an inflated sense of his self-importance. Latin America has many problems. However, Israel and the Jews have nothing to do their messes. Zelaya needs to give an UN Speech. He would fit right in.
mwbri on September 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
oh for the Love of Gawd!
what a loon, guess he took his cue from Qadaffis speech yesterday
ginaswo on September 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
He needs a Faraday hat instead of the tinfoil hat.
fourdeucer on September 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
That has got to be some damn good blow!
PappaMac on September 24, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Zelaya sounds like he’s right up there with Joey Biden.
GarandFan on September 24, 2009 at 11:16 AM
“Hey should we use our superior technology right here… right in our own back yard… you know, against the terrorists that surround us each and every day?”
“No, we must save it for ex-presidents in Central America! Now, pass me that cup of gentile baby blood.”
mankai on September 24, 2009 at 11:17 AM
I’m really glad that the American people bought into that whole “judgment to lead” non-sense last year.
Bru on September 24, 2009 at 11:18 AM
I see this playing out like the ending of “Scarface”.
He’s cutting lines with the edge of his hand.
redshirt on September 24, 2009 at 11:18 AM
You’re so silly- they’re mercenaries
It’s not ideological- they’re Joooos- they’ll do anything for cash.
marks on September 24, 2009 at 11:18 AM
We know this worked on Biden so why not try it on Zelaya?
karl9000 on September 24, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Yeah what’s up with that? The first word that jumped out at me was Isreali.
jhffmn on September 24, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Obama is leading us alright. But it’s to nowhere anyone want to visit.
PappaMac on September 24, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Is it any wonder that many countries in Latin America never seem to turn the corner when you have “leadership” like Zelaya’s? He is blaming a country that has absolutely no interest in the region for his troubles.
mwbri on September 24, 2009 at 11:20 AM
You know Sec State Hillary should be all over the news dealing with this and all kinds of other State issues. But it is sort of like she has been locked up in some dark dungeon someplace. I will give 2 to 1 odds for a $5 bet that she is going to either resign or get tossed under the bus before the end of Obama’s only term.
Johnnyreb on September 24, 2009 at 11:20 AM
So that’s it. I haven’t been able to grasp the reasons for the hatred of Jews/Israelis. Your explanation makes about as much sense as anything I can figure.
Lightswitch on September 24, 2009 at 11:21 AM
These types of power-hungry maniacs have a lot in common with Obama. Notice how he’s rejecting our friends around the world, while embracing these types? I wouldn’t put it past the left/Obama to try to get Obama into a perpetual “democratic presidency” like Chavez.
marklmail on September 24, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Enlist him Obama . . . he’d fit in quite well as the “tinfoil hat” czar.
rplat on September 24, 2009 at 11:22 AM
There are many styles to choose from.
mizflame98 on September 24, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Here ya go Manuel.
Rebar on September 24, 2009 at 11:22 AM
If we can’t force him into power in Honduras, we can always make him a czar.
volsense on September 24, 2009 at 11:23 AM
I envision the belly of a buss in Manuel Zelaya’s future.
Syd B. on September 24, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Ssshhh! Don’t say ‘head explode’. Bear Jew is outside of the Embassy with his baseball bat. Tap, tap, tap. Please, don’t tell anyone…
joejm65 on September 24, 2009 at 11:24 AM
If mumar kodafi (sic) can be a head of state, why can’t this guy? Besides that, he looks good in that hat, he deserves to be el presidente.
Well, why can’t we all be president?
With these standards I qualify to be el presidente, and I’m not even homeless, yet.
Skandia Recluse on September 24, 2009 at 11:24 AM
That would be “bus”. I need a martini.
Syd B. on September 24, 2009 at 11:24 AM
Zelaya needs to call Art Bell.
mwbri on September 24, 2009 at 11:24 AM
The Joooooz!!
Why, you could see that coming.
PattyJ on September 24, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Ooh, the evil Joo-Cootie-ray! So long sucker. In 48 hours you’ll be wearing tefilin and chanting the Kol Nidre.
We are so evil, it’s scary. Now I must leave for my secret bunker where I am controlling the media and making matzohs with the blood of Palestinian children (sarc.)
J.J. Sefton on September 24, 2009 at 11:25 AM
relax, dude, it’s just those space aliens, doing standard mind probes, getting ready to abduct you
runner on September 24, 2009 at 11:25 AM
I’m surprised this thread hasn’t attracted the loonies yet.
anuts on September 24, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Obama could easily solve this crisis by hiring Zelaya as one of his czars, I mean after all, no one has to confirm or vet him right?
PatriotRider on September 24, 2009 at 11:25 AM
This is so rich I can’t stand it. Let’s have some more Smart Power please, Hillary. Hillary?
kens on September 24, 2009 at 11:26 AM
And I thought I was the only one they were doing that too!
lorien1973 on September 24, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Now, now. This is no way to talk about the next Chair of Honduras Studies at Harvard.
kingsjester on September 24, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Heck with the beer summit, Obama has to get himself some of that!
fourdeucer on September 24, 2009 at 11:27 AM
It’s the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!
Of course, how could I be so stupid as not to know…
I mean, in the circle of Obama’s terrorist and America hating pals, that is a common theme…
RocketmanBob on September 24, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Is this from The Onion?
Or did Zelaya think this crazyburger would actually sell while the hate-Israel-fest is going on in New York?
rockmom on September 24, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Those darn Jews, again….
LOL.
If Bush was in office Zelaya would be blaming Bush…on second thought, if Bush was in office Zelaya would not be back in Honduras (I would hope.)
albill on September 24, 2009 at 11:27 AM
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That’s the “Bubbee Blaster”! Wow they unleashed it – it screams guilt ridden messages, that must be what has driven him to sleep in the chair like a schulmp. Oy the humanity!
batterup on September 24, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Anyone know where I can get one of these mind rays? Do they have portable mind rays I can keep in my pocket for an afordable price? If I can get one in designer colors it would be an added plus.
Or are mind ray powers something I have to convert to Judaism to earn. Are mind rays comparable to mind bullets?
jhffmn on September 24, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Of course he can say that. I mean it’s pretty clear what the position on Israel is to our unfortunate choice for president. I mean why not jump on the bandwagon of the jew hater in the white house. The sob even stated the word “occupation”
Word to my Jewish friends in America and Israel: As a christian and 100% supporter of Israel, I say to you.. Give up nothing more, and kick the living daylights out of all of them.
shar61 on September 24, 2009 at 11:29 AM
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