Video: World condemns U.S. for preemptive use of Hillary Clinton against Pakistan
posted at 7:46 pm on September 14, 2009 by Allahpundit
Made me laugh, although as a hunk of red meat for conservatives, it’s a good 15 years out of date. Note to the Onion: We like Hillary now.
She really is like a nuclear weapon, though. A major part of our arsenal, but evidently not to be used under any circumstances.
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
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I’d rather be waterboared.
jhffmn on September 14, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Ok, that was funny. Cheap laugh, but worth watching.
di butler on September 14, 2009 at 7:51 PM
LOL…absolutely perfect.
Black Yoshi on September 14, 2009 at 7:52 PM
The Onion doesn’t realize the Obama crew rendered Hillary an inert weapon of mass destruction when they got her to take the State Department job last December.
jon1979 on September 14, 2009 at 7:52 PM
I’m visualizing Hillary jack-strapped to a daisy-cutter.
The smile made my room-mate flinch.
CPT. Charles on September 14, 2009 at 7:52 PM
No doubt about it. It’s torture.
My collie says:
CyberCipher on September 14, 2009 at 7:53 PM
BBBBWWWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Seven Percent Solution on September 14, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Heh…the “warning siren”.
unwashed minion on September 14, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Watch yourself spreading the “we” around.
myrenovations on September 14, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Love the title, Allah, hilarious!
Track-A-'Crat on September 14, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Yes, it’s the sorry state we’re in.
petefrt on September 14, 2009 at 7:56 PM
9 years too late. But I suppose when everyone is still afraid of making fun of Obama this is as good as we’ll get.
Scrappy on September 14, 2009 at 7:56 PM
Obama is now a producer on the Onion?
Who else would do this? I smell Axelbutt. Shame on you. At least Hillary is a Patriot. I didn’t vote for her, but I’d rather have Bill redeux than this pile of pooh that we’re stuck with.
Key West Reader on September 14, 2009 at 7:59 PM
It is pretty damn funny.
PunditPawn
Punditpawn on September 14, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Speak for yourself. Hillary and Obama are cut from the same socialist Alinski cloth.
genso on September 14, 2009 at 7:59 PM
It is times like this when I actually feel a little sorry for Bill… Not a lot… Just a little…
Khun Joe on September 14, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Hillary hasnt stopped playing for Obamas team , you forgot that.
the_nile on September 14, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Well, just wait until we finish making those stealth pantsuits.
Skunkworks indeed.
Oh the horror, the horror…..
SteveMG on September 14, 2009 at 8:01 PM
1000 Hilliary Clinton’s raining down on us. Holy Sh!t, that’ll take out an area the size of West Virginia.
milwife88 on September 14, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Even if it were made 15 years ago, it’s even funnier now, now that we have a limp-wristed prez whose only answer to the escalation of world hostility is, ‘Kumbaya’.
petefrt on September 14, 2009 at 8:02 PM
the other clip about the unmaned spokesdrone is pretty good too.
rob verdi on September 14, 2009 at 8:04 PM
Will the UN file a big pant suit?
fourdeucer on September 14, 2009 at 8:04 PM
“News from Boise: Area man become category 5 asshole”
I love the chryons on ONN!
SouthernGent on September 14, 2009 at 8:05 PM
One of MY favorite Hillary stories. This time, Bosnia under attack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc
Jeff from WI on September 14, 2009 at 8:06 PM
No, no – it’s still hilarious, lol.
Midas on September 14, 2009 at 8:06 PM
OT
Patrick Swayze just passed away
rightside on September 14, 2009 at 8:08 PM
O/T – I can’t believe Bill O’R just started his show stating that only 75K showed up on the 9/12 protest in D.C., and that there were no blacks or hispanics…
… That’s enough for me Bill, Buh-Bye!
Seven Percent Solution on September 14, 2009 at 8:09 PM
O/T – #2 (sorry) Patrick Swayze just passed away from cancer.
May God welcome him home, and ease his pain, and that of his family…
Seven Percent Solution on September 14, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Count me out allahpundit, I’m not part of “we”.
Dollayo on September 14, 2009 at 8:10 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nfl_players_mentor_troubled
Another good sports one!
Jeff from WI on September 14, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Awww Man. Patrick Swayze died today. My heart is broken. RIP Patrick.
milwife88 on September 14, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Yup, BOR has now passed into the realm of “hasbeen”…
d1carter on September 14, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Seven Percent Solution on September 14, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Bill’s a tool. Nuff said.
milwife88 on September 14, 2009 at 8:12 PM
I am sorry, but I could not laugh because of the footage showing the grieving,suffering people. It really affected me. I think you call it empathy. It was a sopping wet blanket on the whole effort.
Grunch42 on September 14, 2009 at 8:13 PM
My ALL TIME favorite, and SO real too.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/old_grizzled_third_party
Jeff from WI on September 14, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Don’t put words in MY mouth buddy. I do not like Hillary in the slightest.
As it was in the 2008 election, in a choice between Hillary, Obonzo, and McCain, I chose McCain and would do it again….of course all the while wishing a REAL conservative had won the primary.
But Hillary? No. She’s as much of a socialist fascist as Obama. Hillary care? Honduras? Just two examples. Can’t stand the “woman”.
Spiritk9 on September 14, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Hillary is a chemical weapon, a terrible weapon but difficult to deploy and limited in her destructive power.
Obama however, is a horrific weapon whose effects seem to be with us forever, showing up for 4 years after the Detonation. We can only hope that the Palin shield will be enough to protect the U.S. from both lingering effects of the current Obama detonation and a second possible strike in 2012.
GunRunner on September 14, 2009 at 8:14 PM
… That’s enough for me Bill, Buh-Bye!
Seven Percent Solution on September 14, 2009 at 8:09 PM
He has been sipping at the Kool-Aid for a while now. Sounds like he is gone to the dark side.
fourdeucer on September 14, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Weird I didn’t laugh. I guess I really do believe we’d be better off if she had won.
Although I do also believe Obama is ruining the Democratic Party for a long long time. Obama really exposes the dark underside of the party. The part they try to cover up with the less extreme people during elections. Can anyone ever believe it when someone with his voting record claims bipartisanship or moderation again?
“Remember Obama” will forever be the come back.
petunia on September 14, 2009 at 8:16 PM
“The Hillary Clinton Warning Sirens…”
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It barks like a Chihuahua… rYap! rYap! rYap!
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RalphyBoy on September 14, 2009 at 8:17 PM
Ew, the visual is too awful to contemplate. Unleashing Hillary Clinton is “an act of naked aggression,” according to the Pakistani ambassador.
onlineanalyst on September 14, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Yeah, Mr. Middle needs replacement. That number could’ve come from the DNC.
Feedie on September 14, 2009 at 8:27 PM
onlineanalyst on September 14, 2009 at 8:19 PM Hillary and naked in same sentence ? Thats against the Geneva Convention.
huckelberry on September 14, 2009 at 8:32 PM
If Hillary had won, there would be leftist bills passing into law left and right. With the One, everything since Porkulus has been deferred until next year, which if my math is correct, is an election year and so nothing at all will happen.
pedestrian on September 14, 2009 at 8:32 PM
We like Hillary now? The hell we do.
In The Flesh on September 14, 2009 at 8:35 PM
I cracked up as soon as I saw the headline for this one.
backwoods conservative on September 14, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Brilliant weapon design. Create a fleet of android duplicates, hard-wired for baking cookies and silence in red county America. Deploy to Islamic cesspools and England until they commit apostasy and embrace Western Civilization.
Feedie on September 14, 2009 at 8:40 PM
I guess this would be funnier if Hillary wasn’t on total lockdown.
Dark Eden on September 14, 2009 at 8:44 PM
They’re half done.
unclesmrgol on September 14, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Best Onion Videov ever!
annoyinglittletwerp on September 14, 2009 at 8:49 PM
We don’t like her. But she’d be hella better than the Marxist we got now.
John the Libertarian on September 14, 2009 at 8:50 PM
What’s up with the Onion being absolutely hilarious?
They aren’t exactly a conservative leaning group, but they at least are aware of how absurd this administration is.
It’s too bad most of the liberals comics are in full partisan denial mode. There is some comedy gold out there.
Well, let’s give it another 12 months when Obama is officially lame ducked. People will be less on edge then, most of his battles will have already been lost. Then I bet even the liberal hacks will start taking pot shots.
jhffmn on September 14, 2009 at 9:17 PM
Hey AllahP… This one is just as good.. But it’s humor only racist can enjoy.. (sarc.)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/white_house_reveals_obama_is?utm_source=videoembed
Y314K on September 14, 2009 at 9:19 PM
The best part was the crawl at the bottom. :)
Onus on September 14, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Tzetzes on September 14, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Come on people, you’re treating her like the swine floozy.
While I can’t stand her, considering Obama’s reign of error, I’d much rather have had her as President.
Plus, think of all the yucks we’d get from calling Bill the “first laddie.”
Dr. Charles G. Waugh on September 14, 2009 at 9:46 PM
Hillary who?
Dr. ZhivBlago on September 14, 2009 at 10:00 PM
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I fell out of my chair laughing!! Also, threw-up a little in my mouth! Thanks for the laugh!
JeffVader on September 14, 2009 at 11:43 PM
Yeah, AP, not all of us like Hillary. I detest her and the broom she rides around on, and her philandering HINO*, too.
Funny clip, tho. ;-)
*Husband In Name Only
TeeDee on September 15, 2009 at 1:11 AM
“could not escape her clumsy attempts to relate to them.”
Onion’s a great name for their operation. I’ve often laughed ’til I’ve cried (or vice-versa) from their productions. And this one, again.
notropis on September 15, 2009 at 1:55 AM
What brought me to attention was the “coming up” highlight at the end referring to the discovery of a new cure for erectile dysfunction.
Rod on September 15, 2009 at 6:58 AM
As far as I’m concerned she leads the list of those relegated to the scrap heap of insignificance along with:
Kayne West
Van Jones
Michael Moore
Oliver Stone
I could go on
OkieDoc on September 15, 2009 at 8:57 AM
This is similar to saying you like cancer more than AIDS.
Western_Civ on September 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM